BIG RISK. LITTLE PICKLE! (Monopoly Plus w/ The Derp Crew - Part 2)
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- Monopoly is Back...AND THE WINNING STREAK IS ALIVE! We have reclaimed the Crown, and Won the last two sessions. But The real question still exists...can The Chilled Chaos Consultancy Firm keep it up? Join us! Leave a Rating if you want more!
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The ChilledChaos Consultancy Firm is back in Action! This time the plan will be a little bit different since we are on a different board. WE ARE GOING TO BUY ALL THE THINGS...THEN ATTEMPT TO LEVERAGE THOSE THINGS FOR BETTER THINGS! THEN USE THOSE BETTER THINGS TO DESTROY THE WORLD.
Join me as we attempt to undermine our friends, get lucky roles, and ultimately continue our sweep of the Derp Crew at Monopoly. I AM BUSINESS MAJOR CHILLED...AND I AM HERE TO CAUSE PANIC :D
So we decided that we would all purchase Monopoly and attempt to be some fat cat monopolists. Seriously though....it doesnt get any better then playing Monopoly and screwing over your friends! That sounds dirty...BUT ITS THE TRUTH. I am always taken out of context.
The Others!
GaLm - / galmhd
Smarty - / tehsmarty
Tom - / tomkitsune
Ze - / zemachinima
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7:20
You can literately see Chilled preparing to hear Smarty say something dumb.
+Kite you mean listen to smarty talk? cause he does that a lot.
no
True lmfao
I wish Chilled's facecam wasn't in the way of his properties, I mean, NOTHING happens in the Upper Left corner...
nothing happens in the videos either
Chilled should offer smarty the yellow + dark blue for the green, which is win win for both (Smarty then deals with Tom, and Chilled gets a set to build)
+Adam Smith Smarty is a bad trader, Chilled should NEVER trust him to do something important like having a monopoly.
+Adam Smith Why would that be good for smarty? Tom has nothing he wants and is giving away a strong monopoly.
Smarty's showing an interest in the dark blue, and the yellow gives him a bargaining chip (for cash to build with Tom)
plus, the others will accept that Chilled is overpaying for it, and the greens are tough to build up quickly (at 600 for the set, it takes a while) and he also gets rid of all his other properties to do so
and Chilled actually got a better deal in part 3, so proves how savvy Smarty is
@@pommyadam but like, Tom is poor, way poorer than chilled, and so smarty can't even get the money he wants which is $600. I guess maybe smarty could mortgage the dark blue and milk Tom. for all of his money, but like why would he do that when he could just straight up ask the money from chilled. Also, all smarty would get from getting this deal is less money overall but the dark blue instead which he may not even accept, smarty could ask for money and dark blue anyways from chilled so what's the point with getting the yellow for Tom other than just leaving chilled with more money to build up on his monopolies.
Everyone's standings/mindset by the end of this episode (Part 2):
Chilled: Feeling uneasy, looking for an out. Hasn't given up.
Smarty: Watching his mouth to try to not look like a fool. Isn't really working.
Ze: Wants to feel like he's in control, but willing to grovel to get what he wanted in the end.
Tom: *Still* pleasantly biding his time until someone trades with him. Slowly losing hope.
Galm: "WHY IS NO ONE ACCEPTING MY FAIR DEALS!?" (which they are fair, to be honest)
Ze and Smarty are in a good place here. Dispite this, I feel that Chilled is about to work something out with Smarty and get back in the game. Tom is a tad too complacent, but no one else is losing this game without a fight.
+Anime9042
Galm: Salt
+Anime9042 and Galm? On the move and making deals to make the game go by a He|| of a lot faster which could f**k him in the end?
galm looks so pissed
Anime9001
god damn when smarty was impressed with tom's trade i lost it. my cheeks hurt from the stifled laughter (people are sleeping)
GaLm gives a reasonable deal. Everyone refuses.
Chilled gives an outrageous deal. Everyone agrees.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
+DarksideChaotix they refuse to let anyone not chilled to win. Ze is a black hole of property.
+DarksideChaotix And this is why Chilled used to be on a winning streak. Then Smarty did the same thing, except... well... it's Smarty. His trading is stupid, yet it _'works'_. Chilled's trading is evil, yet it works.
+DarksideChaotix chilled is like the purple man
+DarksideChaotix The Chilly Charisma
It's cuz he's black, isn't it?
At this moment in time, I think that *the Chilled Consultancy Firm* needs a motto...
I vote for...
_"The Chilled Consultancy Firm. Never leaving an open orifice un-fucked ever since 2013, or your hostage back!"_
+StormShaun I like it, but may I sugest you drop the, "or your hostage back!"?
Lee Ro Yeah, you have a point. We should drop that part... but what else would we use in the gold-plated catapults?
StormShaun
I hear your basement is rather full.
Lee Ro It's one of the reasons why we're using people for the catapults. After all, if their ransom cant be paid, why not have a little fun?
Exactly. Everyone needs to have some fun.
If smarty didn't do youtube, he wouldn't survive this world LOL
+Paul James IDK how he's even surviving on youtube...
DrFeeluponu92
amen lol
+Paul James How is that amen?
amen as in i agree
+James Randles amen
They need to let smarty play on his own! Stop trying to help him with every move
+Ariel Hernandez He can't he is literally so stupid that he doesn't understand a cash and property deal.
+Ariel Hernandez If they let Smarty work alone, he would somehow bankrupt himself.
No, not get bankrupted on the community chest, actually bankrupting himself.
Nyu To be fair, he did say he would never have come up with the idea of trading a property + money for a property that he's after in this very video. There's just no way of defending that.
Nyu I do.
Unrelated but is anyone else waiting
for any of the following?:
Hearthstone
Gamedev Tycoon
The next Dear Chilled
Chilled's Sèx Tape
Yeah I'm waiting for the last one I hear it in production wi smarty and ze
1st and last 2
+Derpy Hooves no galm? no fun :(
+Sire Cheesus the next dear chill for me
+Sire Cheesus i'm still waiting for him to finish beyond two souls
At around 7:20, anyone else find it hilarious that Smarty said he needs to think like Tom when he can't even think further than a child? XD
Ze's "aw" at 24:15 was just about the cutest thing I've ever heard
SMARRRRRTYYYYYY!!
JESUS. Saving money is USELESS when you're the ONLY THREAT ON THE BOARD. What would you do with it? Buy an Orange to earn 0-36 dollars?
"Simple man" indeed.
+Biff Manly Actually if he didn't save his money he would have been in a worse position than he is, he had money to grab the green off Chilled and he saved his money from the house repair card.
I have to disagree, getting green and orange would let him get back money and railroad(s) and then there's the house repair like Jacob said.
But just maybe should of gotten 2 houses for each property.
From watching so far, my current standings on how it will play out:
#5: Tom: He seems to have the worst end of the deal so far; no trades and he has nothing of his own. At least Galm has money, and even if he gets a monopoly on the yellow's it will be too late.
#4: Ze: I feel Ze will take too many risks and will get wiped out by Smarty or Chilled (or maybe a chance/community chest card (if it perks up).
#3: Hard choice, but considering things I want to say Galm: He'd last a while with is current stash, but the waiting game doesn't win, it only stalls the inevitable. And right now he has little to give him any mullah.
#2: Smarty: Unless he gets extremely lucky, he always does something to cost him the game, even though half the time he gets a really good start. With the cyan's and one of the green's Chilled needs, and even two railroads (my favorite), he is actually kinda formidable. If Chilled doesn't get the last green he'll need either Tom's yellows or that other Blue to be a serious threat, otherwise Smarty may just win.
#1: I have to pick my choice for wanting to win, not just the one that is likely to, Chilled: Decent hold with the brown monopoly and good grip on the greens/blues, with a dip in the railroad business. He also has a decent stack of money for an emergency or pulling one of his famous BS trades. If Tom falls how I imagine, he could grab up the yellows or maybe Ze's reds if he gets lucky enough.
Basically, I think the major contenders are Galm, Smarty and Chilled, with Smarty being the lucky lead and Galm being the wild card. Team Chilled!
+Andrew A okay I may disagree that Tom will not be last but that's besides the point, which is, how will the other 3 play it out? who will be #3, #2 and #1?
+MathFreak3y2x You know there is a read mroe button... -_-
"I don't understand what just happened." ~ Smarty's Monopoly motto
I am consistently surprised by smartys stupidity. It's beautiful.
Galm is like the rich uncle that gives presents for everyone, but he doesn't get any presents...
Monopoly destroys family's.. and friendships..
+CurriePlays This is a rant. How have most people forgotten how plurals work... Every damn place I see comments has most people fucking up plurals. You even have friendship(S). Do you not know what the plural of a family is? Why the fuck do people put an apostrophe where it clearly doesn't belong. Even professional companies are doing this dumb shit. English is probably your first language. Learn to use it. Rant over.
ml21321
oh.
+ml21321 Even as a non-native English speaker, I can relate to your grammar-Nazism. But some shit gets WAY worse than putting an extra apostrophe.
+ml21321 How big of a deal is it really, though? Clearly you understood what that person was trying to say, since you were able to point out their mistake. Why does it matter?
Zawerni
welcome to the internet ._.
I used to think all the things about smarty being dumb was a joke... monopoly REALLY made me rethink that.
Hello could you please relocate your facecam to a different location. At the moments I seem incapable of seeing the properties that you posses and the amount of money you contain. Thank you for your time. Good day
Gay ass fuckng nigga
+Kenny Swain watch yo profanity.
WHOAH WHOAH CHILLL
How do you use the words "relocate" and "incapable" in your vocabulary and yet are unable to properly use the word "contain"?
Seriously. The money isn't INSIDE Chilled.
+Nicolas Reali Keyword "Property" also some times you can't even see his money
i really like chill cuz even though he's just a let's player he's really chill and not annoying. he's like a guy with a couple hundred thousand subs.
i like how they encourage smarty to build up but when he doesnt it hurts him less
no that house card would've fucked him greatly if he kept building houses but he didnt
im not saying that it was smart i just find it amusing on how that saved him
I am so glad that Smarty got the last green piece, so that I can see Chilled cower in disappointment under the almighty Smarty Stare and pain.
I'm just a kid who's four, each day I grow some more, I like exploring I'm Caillou,
So many things to do, each day is something new, I'll share them with you I'm Caillou.
My world is turning, changing each day..with mommy and daddy I'm finding my way.
Growing up is not so tough, except when I've had enough but there's lots of fun stuff I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou. That's me!
+Ciarra Wheeler you like that show? no wonder the generation is so fucked up today seriously...
+Ciarra Wheeler Caillou should be smoking weed and he will be hearing some of the exploration down
That awkward moment when Smarty is impressed by an intelligent deal.
"How did you even think of that"
I love 30 minute chilled videos, especially when its monopoly
Yeeeeaaaah..... Your facecam kinda blocks your card, so if you could move it to the top left, that'd be great.
I have a joke
Ze and GaLm making a good trade
I have a better joke, Smarty having the word Smart in his name.
+Helios Sting he should change it to lucky
+Helios Sting I have a better one. SMARTY BIENG SMART! HAHAHAHAH GET IT!??!
Slime Legacys YES XD
7:20 "HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO THAT?" LOL, I lost it right there
you should do a video of your most funny moments playing with the crew. That would be a great video. ps your are an amazing youtuber keep up the great work.
When smarty makes a joke but nobody laughs 16:00
Something i learned about GaLm's let's play of LoZ Wind waker is that he can NEVER have too much money.
"Let me rethink my life" Oh lord.
Every time smarty is winning Ze doesn't trade, Chilled gets stressed, Tom is disappointed, and GaLm is depressed. Take down thy Smarty empire!!!!
the best way for GaLm to do trades is to get the green from Smarty for about 500 or 600 dollars then give it to Chilled for the yellow then give the yellow to tom for the pink then give the two pinks to Ze for the two reds but also give Ze about 200 or 300 dollars then everyone has a monopoly and everything should be a-okay hopefully, maybe, probably not but whatever that's my plan and hopfully someone reads it.
I love that even GaLm is tired of Smartys shit in this episode xD
I desperately want a soap opera-style intro to the Monopoly series. "On the last episode of Derp Crew Monopoly..." and include clips from trades, Smarty making business decisions, stressed Chilled, sad Galm, etc. set to dramatic music.
I feel bad for laughing because sometimes i feel as if smarty might actually be handicapped lol
Two ideas for chilled:
Rather than outlining the web cams in random colours, maybe you could do it as the same colours as they play in game?
Also, please move your facecam to top left so we can see your properties
Great video chilled!
Never have I heard more cheering for the Browns than in this video.
Galm is in a good position if he figured this out:
Go to Smarty, give him a ton of money for the green (he's dumb enough to not realize the significance)
Next go to Chilled give him the green for the yellow
Tom and Galm now trade the pink and yellows and everyone has a monopoly
Every time smarty does good at monopoly reminds me that i've lost at monopoly.
Because of smart way out I can look at Tom anymore without associating him with Chris Benoit, DAMN IT SMARTY!
9:00 Galms face, a man of steel XD
16:53 - The birth of the Dark Derp Lord Smarticus AKA The Bane of Balls!
Also, I can't believe the Derp Crew managed to get Elton John to play Monopoly with them again!
14:00 that's really dirty to trick smarty hahaha
5:03 They had to just stop and let that sink in for a bit xD
When Smarty said that 150 was too much for light blue monopoly i felt like punching something
Man Galm getting fucked is so unfair since he is offering amazing deals, but Smarty and Ze are too scared to do anything.
Smarty's Idiot Savant perk is working it's magic.
Galm gets so butthurt when people refuse his trade and then also gets butthurt when he isn't the first to make a trade for a monopoly
smarty still playing gives me a headache lol still love this series!
10:00 Galm is just like "Are you fucking kidding me"
Tom just looks like a chill badass.
Lord forgive the placement of Chilled's face cam. And holy shit I can feel Smarty's frustrations. You all need to chill and just let him speak and stop making fun of him whenever he makes a stupid decision.
Chilled, i have a suggestion. I'm not sure if it's good or not so just bare with me. I was thinking that maybe you could scale down the face cams to fit the height of the green bar on the bottom. The reason i don't think it's good is because people might think they'll be too small.
Galm is High-Key salty
Smarty, I love you, but when I see you play Monopoly I can feel the cancer cells being created inside my body.
So the other day I was playing Monopoly with my nephew, neither of us really had anything aside from my single red monopoly, and we both had a railroad. He purposed a trade asking for my railroad for 300, I asked if 500 was agreeable. He accepted and then I put hotels on my reds, he landed on them LITERALLY THE NEXT TURN and I won. But his Smartyness does not end there. The second game we played, which was right after the first, he'd managed to get 3 of the railroads and I'd gotten the last. He asked to trade and I made him pay, baring in mind I already had some 700 - 900 mono-dollars and two monopolies, exactly 1000 for that singular railroad. For the rest of the half hour long game, I did not even come close to landing on his railroads. And you wanna know the best part? He watches this series, so when I went, ''YOU JUST PULLED A SMARTY!" he cried.
"When Chilled Says He Needs a 10 To Hit the Green and it JUST Said It On Top of the Screen"
Me: Mother fuckin...
Any chance of an In Person monopoly game happening between you all? xD
+ChrisWarner97 That might result in some physical violence.... Chilled MIGHT beat up Smarty for being dumb. xD
+SakamaruNetoi Not just that. Some really smart fans can catch glimpses of the environment, triangulate the general location of where they are, then one day go there to fuck smarty for being dumber than a bucket of fecal matter.
Boards may be flipped, recordings and friendships may be ruined lol
Helios Sting That escalated quickly... I was just talking about a little friendly punching. That... that was graphic.
SakamaruNetoi You want to see graphic? Go search Mr Hands ^^
Last time Chilled ended with half the board in his control. This time his first monopoly are the browns. Welp.
I still can't believe that after all this time Smarty hasn't learned a damn thing.
Was just in a car crash and wanted to forget about it, and immediately they talked about crashing.
What microphone is every last one of them using? Forgot the name of it.
Smarty is so fucking frustrating
he never thinks and when he does it's from everyone else shoving him in the right direction and he finally realises oh yeah they're right
awww. ze had tom all green screened out xD i do like the bordering on him better now tho
Chilled is monopoly king
I love how salty everybody gets 😂
Some important deals being made here. Poor GaLm, the same thing always happens to him. He gets a lot of money and no property. He lives long but has no chance of winning.
he lives long but does not prosper
Like how Galm is helping Chilled lol
i hate how i cant see chilleds money thing
I feel like Smarty's gotten better at this game... Galm still isn't a fan of Smarty logic haha, but Smarty is a multiple time world monopoly heavyweight champion
Chilled, think you should move your face screen to the top left. Hard to see what properties you have plus not much happens in the top left of the screen
I know it's typical for everyone to point and mock Smarty... BUT IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF HE DIDN'T GIVE A REASON EVERY TIME.
Smarty alone can put the Derp in Derp crew.
Is it just me that when they play monopoly it reminds me of utotak and his British names for the places?
i personally if i had been galm traded with done the trade with ze, then smarty with railroad and some money, then chilled with the green for yellow, then finally tom with the yellow for the pink and everyone (except smarty but oh well) would have an monopoly
Hey Chilled, Can you play Hockey with Ze again? That was really funny!
Chilled should exploit Tom for money in change for yellows the galm for money for the pink if they really want the game going
I am rooting for galm to come back there is a way to benefit everyone
You should put the cam in top left
i wanna give galm a hug poor guy :(
Always feel bad for Galm. He's really smart but he just never lands on properties.
I don't understand Galm's situation, easily he could get the pink from Tom first in exchange for a lot of money and then do the deal with Ze because they both have something each other need.
If Smarty was actually smart, I wouldn't like him.
The only time in this video when Smarty was messed up when Smarty said Vagina Ave.I think he interrupted somebody.
Smarty is the best hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Why is Chilled complaining? He has a monopoly, a bargaining chip, almost another monopoly, a dark blue, and over 1k. If anything he is in the best position.
galm was mad AF lmao
These videos are like crack! You want to watch the next one, as soon as you're done with one! XD
Galm could have bought the green from smarty, then take the trade from Ze and trade Chilled for the yellow and trade Tom for his purple
Wow. 2nd video to be early to. Huh. Well, while I'm here...uh...
Hi Chilled.
In the first video (from Ze) the cams were so clear, and they're blurry here
Man If I was in Galm's position near the end I would have demanded fucking everything from Ze after he shot down those deals from before.
I haven't watched the rest of the video yet, but... At 13:50 we all knew...Smarty fucked up.
6:08-6:14 FINALLY someone said it
thank you tom for that apology, we know our football team sucks u dont have to rub it in damit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its the cleveland curse
I never understood the saying "The pot calling the kettle black. My pots are orange and my kettles, one is silver and one is blue.
+PhilGoodInc If that was a serious statement, before electric heating coils you used to have to heat things over an open flame, which blackens the bottom of the pots/kettles. Meaning that it hypocritical because the pot is as blackened as the kettle.
+thefallen1616 You forget to mention gas stoves, although gas as well doesn't smoke, but I felt you left them out.
+thefallen1616 Actually, that saying comes from the fact that ancient pots and kettles were both made out of the same black-colored iron alloy.
Your face cam... its in the way.
+Stefan Sulejic properties
+Stefan Sulejic everything...
It is actually painful to watch Smarty play
are the videos at five or 7 chilled you said 5 o clock