Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 11 times this run He took it 3 times (27.3%) All 3 times he purchased Gold-tier. In total, he ate 15 Gold chocolates, spending 30 gold on chocolate throughout the run. Eating chocolate gave him 450 flat health (5.2% of final health.) He took no relevant percentage health changes. Notes: NL has accurately read the meta, and knows he needs to visit shops instead of taking Eating Contest. This is one of the lowest chocolate pick rates and overall health from chocolate in analyzed runs. I'm crying and throwing up.
This is all I want to watch during my breaks at work. I don't know if it's just new game honeymoon, but I watch these way more religiously than I did NL's balatro or slay the spire runs
100% agree with the title. After the update it's so damn difficult to get a 10 piece. Once you make it to 7, if you're even able to you better have insane burst damage and hope you don't run into stupid proboscus built that goes faster than 1 second or a shield build that goes way too fast
For sure, Shield builds are also OP rn since many of them have super quick infinite scaling and poison has been nerfed. Also force field, spiked shield, and the claw are by far the strongest weapons that don't need to be upgraded at all. It's tough out there
@malcolmpratchett7839 poison is still pretty good if you combine it with shield as Vanessa. It's one of the only ways to beat an infinite shield build. Another strong build I run into is the Dooley one with that one specific medium friend that gets stronger when it gets hasted. It builds damage faster than you can build shield or poison/fire damage
@@shigerou16 I get that. But it's practically impossible to rank up with how inconsistent it is each run. I'll get half way to ranking up then get like 5 bad runs in a row
12:15 He puts a barbed wire (he has no shields items) and crypto (which does literally nothing) over a star chart (or a beach ball which would give the trebuchet steady charge through hasting his aquatics), that is exactly what makes people type A.
@@RobotnikPlngas crypto changes value between 0 to 10 (at silver) every hour. The idea is that you buy it and then sell for more gold later, it doesnt really go on the board. Star Chart reduces cooldown and gives crit chance iirc
seeing him acknowledge that its mostly vanessa and pyg infinites this patch as a dooley main who got this game because of NL feels like I got acquited. Nobody tell him about bellelista pls
i feel like casual bazaar is harder to get 10 pieces right now cuz a lot of people are conceding for meta starts and days 1-3 feel impossible. great comeback egg
it's harder because if you don't use the same five infinite builds every time you just lose every match past day 8. This patch is absolute trash if you care about putting together novel boards and don't chase the infinite charge bullshit.
Calls out scumbag charge build, proceeds to build a scumbag charge build of a different variety. I mean its just what the game is now until the devs undo their horrible balance update.
I made it to silver on free tickets. I like going burn early this patch so ignition core dooley has been working out well. The guaranteed high early dps helps you secure a bronze win so you can't lose rank at least. Then I aim for a realistic silver victory but occasionally one of those engine builds will fall into place.
I hope with the next patch they rework ranked a little bit. I think there should be no ranked ticket system, especially not tied to free play. It's a lot of fun trying out new ideas and builds, but when even free play is overrun with the meta because people want to earn a ranked ticket it's kind of a downer.
If anyone hates the infinite meta and wants to counter it, I recommend Crook Pyg or big weapon Pyg (BoB, dog, double whammy, etc.). The Shield bash skill guarantees a counter (charges your weapon when the opponent uses a non-weapon) and a radiant enchant is icing on the cake
Ehh this is fixable, like it's pure theory. This isn't rumbleverse where there's like physical skill required to win. This current patch just has a meta that's way too strong, not really because people are sweaty at the game now, the meta build is just sooo insanely strong and very easy to do.
@@gray007nlBrother, it's what has happened to every single card and auto battler game. While they aren't "dead" the only people playing Hearthstone, Auto Chess, whatever the LoL one is, hell, even Marvel Snap are people who are so hard locked into whatever is the current stale meta, that no casuals, ergo fun is allowed. Same goes for most competitive games, Valorant, Apex, CS, DoTA yada yada yada. It'll happen with Marvel Rivals too, it'll be "fun" for another month or so, then the main audience will slowly fall off as they get bored of losing to whatever the meta is. I've seen it happen to practically every PVP game for about 2 decades.
POV The Silent is playing The Bazaar
Makes me miss slay the spire so much
+2
Bro he keeps avoiding acrobatics like the plague
@@Eutrofication he has uploaded 2 new StS vids in the past day.
+2
When he said "I don't want choclate bars" at 13:03 I nearly welled up in tears. Like a proud Type A chatter dad
and then he complete ignored the silver augmented weaponry skill. The best possible skill he could get for his build 27:33
@@Damogenneophiliac is a fine pick too. more immediate benefit.
@@nobodyatall9044 the next two nodes were curio and gumballs. That would have been roughly +40 dmg on all weapons
0:12 at least he has the balls to say it
Had to replay this part to catch what he said, but he’s spitting facts.
I didnt realize he was so political
Any L type (lip reading) chatters?
Casually confirming that he is placing a bid to buy TikTok....
So true
0:39 I miss the old days when NL used to talk in his videos. Sad to see this is the future of his videos for several more seconds
Man even when muted he really just does not shut up huh
+2
buddy it's his job
Deaf people watching like everything's good everything's fine
i would hope so, or i wouldn't watch him
It's too late, I've already depicted you as the boulder and me as the wave
+2
+2
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 11 times this run
He took it 3 times (27.3%)
All 3 times he purchased Gold-tier.
In total, he ate 15 Gold chocolates, spending 30 gold on chocolate throughout the run.
Eating chocolate gave him 450 flat health (5.2% of final health.) He took no relevant percentage health changes.
Notes: NL has accurately read the meta, and knows he needs to visit shops instead of taking Eating Contest. This is one of the lowest chocolate pick rates and overall health from chocolate in analyzed runs. I'm crying and throwing up.
I feel your pain. A no chocolate NL is just unnatural.
We need Radiant NL, cannot me muted, stunlocked or pivoted
We need radiant NL, instead we got burn NL.
I would +2 but i like those things deep down
This is all I want to watch during my breaks at work. I don't know if it's just new game honeymoon, but I watch these way more religiously than I did NL's balatro or slay the spire runs
Heres the new patch vids, for better or for worse (thank you, NL!)
had to fast forward to see if he even unmuted his mic, phew
"we have no means of reloading it" with a powder flask in the same shop never ever change NL
@@radarhead82im scared as a yt frog, his playstyle doesnt suit well to this patch and hes not gonna play meta a lot
@@cameronaxelsson6187ye, 0 braining an all weapon build only works if you’re going crook on Pyg.
@cameronaxelsson6187 I could see him go anti meta with a lot of damage that is very along his playstyle.
31:55 There's only room for one cinema enjoyer, and apparently, despite their name, they actually weren't the 1!
Quiet Andys will inherit the Earth
Quiet Quintons and Silent Sallys?
HES PLAYING OFF STREAM THANK YOU NL
I WAS SO SAD THINKING YOU WERENT GONNA MAKE MORE VIDS EVEN THOUGH THIS PATCH IS GOATED
100% agree with the title. After the update it's so damn difficult to get a 10 piece. Once you make it to 7, if you're even able to you better have insane burst damage and hope you don't run into stupid proboscus built that goes faster than 1 second or a shield build that goes way too fast
For sure, Shield builds are also OP rn since many of them have super quick infinite scaling and poison has been nerfed. Also force field, spiked shield, and the claw are by far the strongest weapons that don't need to be upgraded at all. It's tough out there
@malcolmpratchett7839 poison is still pretty good if you combine it with shield as Vanessa. It's one of the only ways to beat an infinite shield build. Another strong build I run into is the Dooley one with that one specific medium friend that gets stronger when it gets hasted. It builds damage faster than you can build shield or poison/fire damage
its supposed to be hard yk
@@shigerou16 I get that. But it's practically impossible to rank up with how inconsistent it is each run. I'll get half way to ranking up then get like 5 bad runs in a row
POV you’re watching a mime play The Bazaar
Other creators: Oh no, I was muted for the first minute, let’s start over since it wasn’t that much of an investment
NL:
12:15 He puts a barbed wire (he has no shields items) and crypto (which does literally nothing) over a star chart (or a beach ball which would give the trebuchet steady charge through hasting his aquatics), that is exactly what makes people type A.
Barbed Wire honestly should've replaced the piranha, it's faster and that's all he that really matters when you're trying to use the trebuchet.
Type A chatter spotted
If you’re yapping about the bag, how about him keeping a snowflake in his bag
What does crypto do and what does star chart do?
@@RobotnikPlngas crypto changes value between 0 to 10 (at silver) every hour. The idea is that you buy it and then sell for more gold later, it doesnt really go on the board. Star Chart reduces cooldown and gives crit chance iirc
He had the most insane day 7 ever. He fought 4 monsters, why can i never get this lucky man
seeing him acknowledge that its mostly vanessa and pyg infinites this patch as a dooley main who got this game because of NL feels like I got acquited. Nobody tell him about bellelista pls
i mean, it's literally the one good item dooley has atm to keep up with pyg and vanessa
@TetrisChemist I actually just got my first 10 piece without it; dinos, shield core, spice, and an ice enchant first Aiden.
I was sure he was doing a bit in the beginning....
You haven't seen Slay the Spire, have you...
WE'RE. SO. BACK. New patch. New banter. Questionable build turns into dominant performance. It's like we never left
i feel like casual bazaar is harder to get 10 pieces right now cuz a lot of people are conceding for meta starts and days 1-3 feel impossible. great comeback egg
it's harder because if you don't use the same five infinite builds every time you just lose every match past day 8. This patch is absolute trash if you care about putting together novel boards and don't chase the infinite charge bullshit.
Screamed when he didn't take Augmented Weaponry at 27:30
32:00 When you run into someone wearing the same jacket irl
Calls out scumbag charge build, proceeds to build a scumbag charge build of a different variety. I mean its just what the game is now until the devs undo their horrible balance update.
31:54 [insert THAT'S MEEE! clip here]
31:55 Sonic when he found out about Shadow
I made it to silver on free tickets. I like going burn early this patch so ignition core dooley has been working out well. The guaranteed high early dps helps you secure a bronze win so you can't lose rank at least. Then I aim for a realistic silver victory but occasionally one of those engine builds will fall into place.
32:16 Cinemaenjoyer creaming on C1nemanjoyer
We needed that bazaar NL, i was running out of Apollos vods to watch
A little taste of the deaf ventriloquist experience
0:01 hes spittin facts man
Every round the claws stayed on the board the type A chatter in me screamed louder and louder
31:55 peak cinema
19:07 Hah-chooah sneeze on that thang
Rejoice, The Bazaar fans, for we’ve reached post-patch!
Something about NL calling the video an episode around 38:00 was pure nostalgia
Not putting haste on treb is triggering my type A
Bro was legit spitting at the start, life-changing words
Bro has Slay the Spire on his mind. Playing as the Silent
I hope with the next patch they rework ranked a little bit. I think there should be no ranked ticket system, especially not tied to free play. It's a lot of fun trying out new ideas and builds, but when even free play is overrun with the meta because people want to earn a ranked ticket it's kind of a downer.
I think in unranked you should get ranked tickets equal to number of chests you'd get if it was ranked. So 3 tickets for 10 win. Seems reasonable.
Nothing like watching 2 cinema enjoyers go at it
dont forget to turn on subtitles
not taking the golden beach ball was the biggest fumble
Me when I can't tell if my Bluetooth earbuds have randomly disconnected
41:06 no WAY he said that!
Pulling Narwhal for Incendiary Rounds, passing on pogmented weaponry, and then later passing on living flame hurt me.
Pogged out of my gourd for post-patch content
28:00 he had the chance to take silver augmented weaponry on a wide weapon build and 100+ gold just sitting there 🥲
Bro said
If anyone hates the infinite meta and wants to counter it, I recommend Crook Pyg or big weapon Pyg (BoB, dog, double whammy, etc.).
The Shield bash skill guarantees a counter (charges your weapon when the opponent uses a non-weapon) and a radiant enchant is icing on the cake
Crook’d caltrops go craaazy right now
We're so back
HOLY! WE ARE BLESSED! I never though this day would come
He realizes at 0:58
Didnt know u were a government sign language translator, you are such an inspiration. Always keep growing and improving yourself Lion King 🦁 👑
the muted start and the comments made me cry laughing. +2
please keep the bazaar vids coming kind sir
can't get demonetized for cursing in the first minute if you simply don't speak for the first minute; my streamer's a trailblazer.
The beginning of this video had a crazy amount of energy for being muted.
31:53 is peak
the silent is in the bazaar?!
"I don't want chocolate bars"
what the heck??? where did northernlion go? who is this man??
He was really cookin at the start
We’re yourube guys. We love the youtube exclusives
Oh no..... this is the 2nd time in recent time he's started muted.... guys... age is cruel.... cherish the time you have.
We have been blessed with glorious (and mildly silent) after-patch content at last. Rejoice!
I thought I was tweaking before I realized he left himself on mute
The mute is real
NEW PATCH!! TH-cam frogs eating good now
We’re so back
POV your professor forgets to unmute the mic.
0:01 do not adjust your audio commentary will resume shortly
02:40 dont sell Cove first Q_Q
blessed with a bazaar video from my verbose king
It’s crazy he got 5 PvE fights in 1 day that luck is unfathomable holyyyy
15:36 Is there a bug or why did the upgrade not improve the trebuchet stats?
If he had rerolled the diamond skill and got shield bash I think this build had potential for a 10 win
Selling shackles over narwhal is crazy
0:25 man, what the hell D:
I can't believe NL would stoop so low.
pog new patch
Another day, another trebuchet katana build. Yet I love it all the same.
The silent strikes back
Type B stream today. I see, I see.
I genuinely thought he was doing a bit at the start there lol
Passing anchor gave me an aneurysm 38:26
yea the npc fight feel way easier in this patch
Holy shit it’s a trebuchet build, I’m seeing this for the first time
It's going the way all MP games go. Dead because of sweats
That what's happened to rumbleverse. (Insert another 100 other MP games)
Ehh this is fixable, like it's pure theory. This isn't rumbleverse where there's like physical skill required to win. This current patch just has a meta that's way too strong, not really because people are sweaty at the game now, the meta build is just sooo insanely strong and very easy to do.
@@gray007nlBrother, it's what has happened to every single card and auto battler game. While they aren't "dead" the only people playing Hearthstone, Auto Chess, whatever the LoL one is, hell, even Marvel Snap are people who are so hard locked into whatever is the current stale meta, that no casuals, ergo fun is allowed.
Same goes for most competitive games, Valorant, Apex, CS, DoTA yada yada yada.
It'll happen with Marvel Rivals too, it'll be "fun" for another month or so, then the main audience will slowly fall off as they get bored of losing to whatever the meta is. I've seen it happen to practically every PVP game for about 2 decades.
Rest in power
spitting bars straight out the gate
Indeed
We're ... ... ... ... ... of course we ... .. .. .... ..
I don't think my guy has noticed the treb nerf this patch
silenced by a shadowy organization for spitting mad facts
15:15 in this patch you can min max on gold by selling your items to certain vendors. There was no reason for you to dump anything here.
10/10 audio
I paint my audio red... But I don't use a microphone. Also, I have synesthesia
yea, the editor did this. interesting...
Guys I have unfortunate news from the future that NL has stopped playing the bazaar
Haven’t finished the video yet, I’m guessing he dies with the snowflake in inventory.