exactly. And everytime i spell in the end, Merry Christams to you too chuck. I also watch the JCVD video with the trucks and in the end the original song
Jean Claude Van Damme has been mastering the split for his whole life which allowed him to do the truck commercial. Chuck Norris saw the commercial and said " Give me 5 minutes, 11 guys and 2 planes."
Chuck’s self-proclaimed favorite Chuck Norris-fact: They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mt. Rushmore, but the granite was too soft for his beard.
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I commend these brave soldiers for undertaking this very dangerous act. The amount of things that could've went wrong boggles my mind. The fact that anyone would willingly be in such close proximity to certain death is absolutely insane. Oh yeah, and the plane stunt was kinda dangerous too.
Wrong. Chuck Norris epic leg muscles were the only thing allowing the planes to get that close together anyway. Then, he let them move apart because the pilots were afraid.
Assuming 700km/h the counter force from air speed pressure is 500,000N = 50 tons or 5 tons per person 🙂 Chuck and his friends are really strong 🙂 Force=11people*1m*2m * 1/2*1.2kg/m^3*(700km/h)^2
Gotta love Chuck Norris and Chuck is not even mad at jokes people make about him, he genuinely laughs with them, Chuck Norris is real awesome man, real hero and has a great sense of humor turned out to be.
When Chuck Norris travels by plane, the pilots do not apologize to the passengers for experiencing turbulence, the apologize to the air for experiencing Chuck Norris.
If you look closely, not only was he pushing the planes apart as he did the split, but he was flying them with his feet.....also, he is actually sleeping, yep, both eyes open.
Чак Норрис тоже молодец чувствуется сила спокойствие каждый его мускул тела под контролем . Он контролирует себя и кто у него на голове! Хоть он и стоит без кислородной маски, но всё равно большое ему спасибо!
Вполне очевидно почему он без кислородной маски - сильный набегающий поток даёт достаточно кислорода в секунду времени на поверхности лица Чака Норриса!
The men on the top of Chuck's head were actually skydivers who got pulled in by Chuck's gravitational force. The planes were also unmanned. Chuck piloted both planes's takeoff and flight. Who needs cruise control or autopilot when you have Chuck Control?
I read somewhere that this isn't a commercial, nor was it even planned out, this is part of Mr. Norris' morning routine and someone just happened to catch it on video.
Alexander Leal Actually, they're not flying at all, Chuck Norris just took a deep breath, creating a vortex before him, the planes, and the soldiers, sending them all into the stratosphere. A place that only Makes Chuck Norris even more powerful.
Ty Stout Incorrect. There is no possible WAY for Chuck Norris to be any more powerful, as He is already the most powerful being in existence. Fun Fact: Chuck Norris can burn the antennae of an ant with a magnifying glass...at night.
I adore Van Damme's Volvo video, but this takes the cake! Love the tongue in cheek humor these 2 friends have with each other. Thanks for the laughter & Merry Christmas to you both!
Some say that ever ‘gainst that season comes Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated, The bird of dawning singeth all night long: And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad; The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike, No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm, So hallow’d and so gracious is the time.
Some say that ever ’gainst that season comes Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated, The bird of dawning singeth all night long; And then, they say, no spirit can walk abroad; The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike, No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm, So hallow’d and so gracious is the time. So I brought you dat. Brilliant
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.😂😂
😂😂😂
I love the way Chuck is dragging those planes with his toes while he is flying. And how he effortlesly pushes them apart to make a split.
hope you know that it is fake
Andreas nyberg What are you talking about? This is real.
Melo Dirt Why are you even trying ? He just called Chuck a fake. He is long dead now...
are you guys alive?
@@hyppen I hope you know that it's real.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
True story
hey bro? what is the music in this video?
Enya - Only Time
But why did he killed every hypothetical life in Mars?
Is it... because he's Chuck Norris? q_q
umchan95 thanks for song name
The most amazing thing about this video is that 10 years ago you can say Merry Christmas and nobody would get offended.
Felez Navidad
Brilliant! No CGI was involved in the making of this video.
its funny but its look awesome
JERRY! YOU'RE EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!!!!
Hater will say it fake =)))
Fake I met Chuck in real life at a casino in Louisiana. He is only 5ft 2in tall.
Just simple and pure manliness.
This is so fake. Chuck Norris doesn't need planes to fly.
HAHAHAH WIN !
but he need something to stand on to do a split
xStuger Pelaa no
You're right he doesn't need planes to fly. The planes need him to fly.
NO! Chuck Norris uses toes to hold the aircraft!
imagine your commercial being so good that it has it's own parody
10 years old video, but I've watched it every Christmas!
the planes didn't move apart, chuck norris pushed them apart
Then he dug his toes in and pulled them back together.
LOL... Nice one, bro!
Planes are desperately trying to go away from each other with all their jet power, Chuck Norris is keeping them together with his feet.
HaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAA. TOO FUNNIE
xD ahaha
Chuck Norris can only safely do the splits while airborne, because otherwise he might crack open the Earth.
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LEL :V
Skwisgaar Skwigelf ew
Chuck Norris's balls are so big he has to do the splits at 30,000 ft
Anyone else make it a tradition to watch this every Christmas?
Same man
Aye aye
Yes.
exactly. And everytime i spell in the end, Merry Christams to you too chuck.
I also watch the JCVD video with the trucks and in the end the original song
Yes
Jean Claude Van Damme has been mastering the split for his whole life which allowed him to do the truck commercial. Chuck Norris saw the commercial and said " Give me 5 minutes, 11 guys and 2 planes."
James Dang - LOL
Blah blah blah Jean Claude van damme is better than chuck norris
James Dang: Actually Chuck said "Here hold my beer."
@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 damme is damme.. I'm better than him!!
... but he made it in 4!
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
`Thanks for the belly laugh.
You can also call it as common sense, basic instinct, and being intelligent.
best
Lol
Isn't that a rapper?
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out :)
Chuck’s self-proclaimed favorite Chuck Norris-fact:
They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mt. Rushmore, but the granite was too soft for his beard.
😂😂😂
Once, death had a near chuck norris experience.
lmao
music name pls
+TheGodofGaming the song in the video is Enya - Echoes in the rain
+TheGodofGaming sorry it's actually : Enya - only time
But Chuck thought that Death was a good sport and let him off easy.
This is so incredible. I have absolutely no idea how the cameraman managed to capture the magnificence of Chuck Norris's daily commute.
There is no cameraman, Chuck Norris controlled the camera with his mind
This is real I was there... Holding the camera
I saw you, I was the bird!
god bless! =)
hahahaproduction1 I saw you too, I was cloud!
kris8144 Norris bless!
Nope! Chuck Testa!
The planes aren't flying, Chuck Norris just decided he wanted to go for a walk and didn't have any shoes so he strapped the planes to his feet.
That's a perfect Chuck joke.
Merry Christmas 2023
Still epic after 5 years.
Congratulations to the creators!
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Chuck Norris once caught fire. The fire stopped, dropped and rolled.
lol
xD
Kriegsmarine Königstiger In a movie chuck norris actaully said this "Once he was bitten by a cobra, in five days of agonizing pain the Cobra died..."
Ssj God :P
Expendables 2 was a good movie
Those aren't actually soldiers, they are just the other limbs of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris performed the split, he did not lower his body. His feet pulled up the planes.
....yes
"Pushed apart" not "pulled up"! Fix your bloody your improper grammar comment... After so long, it still annoys me!
@@RumbleFish69 you did not get the joke. He wrote exactly what he meant .
I commend these brave soldiers for undertaking this very dangerous act. The amount of things that could've went wrong boggles my mind. The fact that anyone would willingly be in such close proximity to certain death is absolutely insane. Oh yeah, and the plane stunt was kinda dangerous too.
They knew they were standing on the most solid of ground.
You don't know it, but he is the one flying. He is just holding those planes with his toes.
loll good one bro
The invisible part: Chuck Norris' fart fuelled both planes.
Legend says that Thanos challenged Chuck Norris, the punishment for the loser was painting himself purple.
The planes didn't shift...Chuck Norris moved the planes
Yeah!!!! :)
CORRECT!!! LOL!
Wrong. Chuck Norris epic leg muscles were the only thing allowing the planes to get that close together anyway. Then, he let them move apart because the pilots were afraid.
Vyselink HAHA!
😂😂😂
This actually happened, they just had to remake because it was so beautifully epic that the camera man died, and so did the camera!
(And Chuck Norris actually sung that sung better then the original singer, while doing that of course...)
Robert Firth (Without moving his lips...)
@@robertfirth5406 OHH GOD HOW BAD ASSS HE IS
The most important thing to take from this video:
Chuck Norris says Merry Christmas,
not Happy Holidays.
EXACTLY what I was thinkin. Manly Men being manly
and he is also a Christian.
Some say , they are still flying to this day...!!!!
Best parody ever
Chuck Norris would never let anyone step on his cowboy hat. This is a fake.
0DarkEagle dude look at that body and everything its not in real life !
Kitty Cat hard to get to anything more obvious than that... you're hilarious!!!
Melody Art confusion
sarcasm or srs
***** wrong, thats chuck norris, he just broke the 4th wall!
***** I am being sarcastic.
lmao i love how all the other men have goggles and parachutes on, and chuck is wearing a cowboys hat, jeans and a flannel 🤣😂
After years I M still watching this and I M in tears for loughing!!!!!!
Two years, still epic.
+Mika Brea It will be epic for eternity.
3
Three years, still epic.
4 years still epic lol
Luis Delgado um BR perdido aqui?
Haters will says that this is fake!!!!!!
They all mistakes...
Fanboys will say this is real!!!!
demotius Chepe Moramayo Alex Katc random viewers will say : Oh shut the fuck up.
demotius Oh dear Chuck, forgive this infidels!!!!!!!!!
well it is but its still awsome
Assuming 700km/h the counter force from air speed pressure is 500,000N = 50 tons or 5 tons per person 🙂
Chuck and his friends are really strong 🙂
Force=11people*1m*2m * 1/2*1.2kg/m^3*(700km/h)^2
Merry Christmas everyone still watching 2017 2018
You guys realize of course that he's holding those planes up.
Yes, their fuel tanks are empty
Fake I met Chuck in real life at a casino in Louisiana. He is only 5ft 2in tall.
@@benjy117 powerful things come in small packages.
@@benjy117 And he was piloting both of the planes
He is keeping them from ascending
It's not fake. The camera just couldn't handle the awesomeness.
I'm hear for my yearly ritual of watching this on Christmas!
I wish everyone that see this the best. Especially with how 2020 has been.
I can't belive this is 7 years old...💜
You can't see it but the piss running down his legs is what is actually fueling the plane...and he broke the sound barrier with his face.
WIN !!!
The pilots didn't need to be skilled to pull of this stunt, Chuck just held them together by himself.
There were no pilots, obviously
Markinho Because Chuck Norris was driving both
This video is part of Christmas tradition!
Watching this on Christmas Day🎅
Chuck Norris doesnt cellebrate christmas.
Christmas cellebrate Chuck Norris.
Now this is a split I can believe. But the one Van Damme did, impossible!
Should’ve had the planes flying backwards
Gotta love Chuck Norris and Chuck is not even mad at jokes people make about him, he genuinely laughs with them, Chuck Norris is real awesome man, real hero and has a great sense of humor turned out to be.
Чак Норрис досчитал до бесконечности. Дважды. ) По-моему, оставаться супергероем в 73 года - это круто!
I love it. Each year I look it again :-) ....since many years.....
Merry Christmas to you !
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, The water gets Chuck Norrised.
Oh wow. That's so.. funny.
Epic comment
Nostalgia is hard with this one. Reminds me of Christmas time 2013... some better times.
"This test was set up to demonstrate the stability and precision of Chuck Norris with two planes attached"
When Chuck Norris travels by plane, the pilots do not apologize to the passengers for experiencing turbulence, the apologize to the air for experiencing Chuck Norris.
If you look closely, not only was he pushing the planes apart as he did the split, but he was flying them with his feet.....also, he is actually sleeping, yep, both eyes open.
To everyone who was in doubt: This is just a remake. The camera crew died in the making of this video.
"Manspreading is when a man spreads his legs to take up as much room as possible"
Underrated comment
Чак Норрис тоже молодец чувствуется сила спокойствие каждый его мускул тела под контролем . Он контролирует себя и кто у него на голове! Хоть он и стоит без кислородной маски, но всё равно большое ему спасибо!
Чак Норрис может дышать где угодно, даже в космосе!
Это воздуху нужен Чак Норрис, это воздух дышит Чаком
Артём Кан если Чак появится в космосе - астронавтам больше не будут нужны скафандры. Они будут дышать воздухом из легких Чака :)
Вполне очевидно почему он без кислородной маски - сильный набегающий поток даёт достаточно кислорода в секунду времени на поверхности лица Чака Норриса!
Merry Christmas Everyone!
You too! Hope you are getting some island time.
When this is in your recommended even after 7 years
What really happened: Chuck Norris pushed the planes apart. The soldiers weren't standing in Chuck's head, Chuck Norris wore them.
The men on the top of Chuck's head were actually skydivers who got pulled in by Chuck's gravitational force.
The planes were also unmanned. Chuck piloted both planes's takeoff and flight.
Who needs cruise control or autopilot when you have Chuck Control?
I respectfully disagree. The planes aren't flying, Chuck is. He's lifting them up with his feet.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
its been said that when chuck norris do push ups. he actually push the earth down💯😮😮😮😮
And after YEARS of training and patience.... those men were given permission to stand on top of Chuck Norris!
Merry Christmas everyone
Here again to wish a merry merry Christmas to everyone and a better year than last!
Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all.
I read somewhere that this isn't a commercial, nor was it even planned out, this is part of Mr. Norris' morning routine and someone just happened to catch it on video.
He is pushing the planes with his split ;)
YES
Really great comment :D
Hier hätte ich dich nicht erwartet :D
Tut mir leid ;)
2023 Happy New Year!
And Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you...The Air Force, the Navy, the Marines, and everyone else who keeps America safe!
Plot twist. The planes are flying backwards.
Upside down*
Alexander Leal Actually, they're not flying at all, Chuck Norris just took a deep breath, creating a vortex before him, the planes, and the soldiers, sending them all into the stratosphere. A place that only Makes Chuck Norris even more powerful.
Ty Stout
Incorrect. There is no possible WAY for Chuck Norris to be any more powerful, as He is already the most powerful being in existence. Fun Fact: Chuck Norris can burn the antennae of an ant with a magnifying glass...at night.
Chuck Norris is also carrying the airplanes with his feet
And the wind isn't blowing, Chuck Norris is inhaling.
the clouds come from all of the marijuana chuck was smoking
I'm disapointed that the plane aren't flying backward
epic!!!
I remember this documentary.
THAT made me laugh! Awesome..
Nicely done Chuck.
The JCVD original was CLASSIC.
Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at the sky and yelling "bang!"
First time I watched this i laughed my ass off.
Perfect weather that day.
Merry Christmas everybody.
I saw this happening live; I was in the plane in front that was recording. This is real.
Of course its real! Its Chuck Norris!
MARRY MARRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL
Merry* Haha
The planes weren't holding Chuck Norris, Chick Norris was holding the planes
Epic!!! Legend has it, Chuck Norris is being used by the Air Force as an alternative fuel source...
I adore Van Damme's Volvo video, but this takes the cake! Love the tongue in cheek humor these 2 friends have with each other. Thanks for the laughter & Merry Christmas to you both!
I like this one but Van Damme's one is better. More personal too
LOL - too funny Kim Wilson ! Merry Christmas my friend!!!
Chuck pushes the planes with his split.
This is super hilarious. But the song just made me cry, especially his narration combined.
Some say that ever ‘gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow’d and so gracious is the time.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet....He scares the shit out of it.
lol
This video has become a christmas tradition
Legends say that he was holding the planes together
Actually the planes were only attached to his legs and he did the fly too.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.😃😃
Wait thats ilegal
Чак Норис настолько крут что зомби укусивший Чака Нортса превращается в Чака Нориса :D
when chuck norris left for college he told his dad "your the man of the house now"
Merry Christmas everyone!
Good to know Mr. Norris supports the troops. 30,000 feet in the air, that is.
Caleb Shockency 30000 meters amazing. merry christmas to you all
Some say that ever ’gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long;
And then, they say, no spirit can walk abroad;
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow’d and so gracious is the time.
So I brought you dat.
Brilliant
With the war on Christmas we are sure glad Chuck is on our side!
Christmas is a $$$ holiday nothing else
It's your choice...It's called freedom.
ForceCrystal are you one of those generation x people who hate the world because they read ad busters at a young age?
Indeed we are lucky. All it takes to win the war... is for some atheist sloth to piss Chuck off enough to unleash his fists.
wow really? war on christmas? what next war on my birthday because everyone spends money on me and not my mother?
happy new year to you too, Chuck .