Originally this video was published on Jul 14, 2018. Rip 480 384 views. Rate this video on steam (it helps alot) steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1460334248 Due to copyright claims, i had to reupload this video. Apparently a 22 seconds music loop was copyrighted, so i made quick changes and additionally fixed some minor mistakes in video. I tried to contact youtube support, if they could replace video (or atleast audio track) so all the comments, views, URL and community made subtitles could stay in place. But this kind of thing is not possible, so i am posting this again. Sadly, but all subtitles should be remade again. Additionaly i want to inform you, that i am already working on the next video. Stay cool and enjoy your summer. I love you all!
Mate, I need that 2:58 - 3:00 full thing. Sounds like a good song honestly. And no i will not listen to the cancerous 'original' gucci gang because hell no
Scout: "I gotta a date, a real one." Soldier * Places hand on Scouts shoulder * Solider: "Son, I am proud of you." Scout: "Yeah thanks." Soldier: "No." * Punches him into outer space * That killed me XD
American Soldier: Boot/American Type, 10% resistance against American attacks. Scoutpport: Support/Milk type. Bagguette Spy: Snort/French Type. Joker Scout: Funny Type, Immune to Laughter from others. Funny Gift: Either deals Explosive, Bullet, or Magic damage to the enemies . SPECIAL: Headshot: Deals heavy Bullet damage to an ememy, If the Ambassador is equipped, this will always crit, and it will also turn the user into Jason Bourne. American Rocket: Deals Explosive damage to an enemy, but can only be used if the user is an American Type. Meatshot: Deals Bullet damage to an enemy. Earthquake: Deals heavy Earth damage to all enemies, but removes any stuns. SPECIAL: Fiesta: Summons Fiestaman to heal party to full and give Defense. Defense: Instead of dying, consumes a stack of Defense. Blades of Time: Deal Melee damage to all enemies, Deal more damage to enemies with Defense. Dead Ringer: Feign Death, tricking enemies to thinking you ded (not big surprise), then restore half your health. Crit: Deal Bullet Damage to an enemy, This will always crit, which is fair and balanced. Pizza Boy: Call the Pizza Sniper to unleash his Pyro Pizza that deals Fire Damage to all enemies, Frozen targets hit will be thawed. Inferno: Deals Fire damage to all enemies, Thaws enemies for more damage. Freedom Shotgun: Deal Bullet damage to an enemy, then low damage to others. French Bucket: Heals all allies for a small amount of health, Usable only if the user likes Bagguettes. BLU MAGIC SPECIAL: Blu Bullet Bonanza: Deals massive Bullet and Magic damage to all enemies. Cower: Cower in fear, reducing damage taken. Time Bend: Go back in time, reversing whatever happened in the previous turn, Interrupting this may cause time and space to send the user far back in time. AMERICAN BOOT SPECIAL: Gain assist from an ally to deal massive Boot damage to all enemies. Since the last one was deleted, i remade this since people somehow loved it.
The attacks Funny gift:heavy fire damage to all foes Headshot special: does heavy gun damage to a single foe Amarican rocket: medium fire damage to one foe Meat shot: low gun damage to all foes Earthquake: does heavy damage to all foes Fiesta special: increase defence and doubles max hp for all allies can only be done once per fight Blades of time: does absurd melee damage and lowers defence Dead ringer: revives 3/4 of maximum hp and doubles attack Crit: fixed half 1050 damage chance to lower defence Pizza boy:heavy fire damage and dispels good status effect on all foes Inferno: heavy fire damage to all foes Freedom shotgun: medium gun damage to all foes French bucket: heals to full and makes a random ally survive a fatal blow with 10 hp left Blu magic special: insta ko's all foes can only be done once per fight Time bend: revives all allies to half hp and heals all non ko'ed allies to max hp gives all revived allies another turn American boot fixed 2000 hp to a single foe can only be done once per fight
It was an average Saturday morning in Lumberyard. Soldier and Engineer were watching Unusual Troubles: Virginity Whore on Engineer's updated Dispenser 10 when the software crashes. Engineer tries to fix the dispenser, but is unable to, and Soldier tells him to stop getting upgrades from Merasmus. With the movie broken, Soldier decides to look for something else to do with his binoculars. He spots Spy and Medic doing a drug trade, and sees Scout showing Ms. Pauling a puppet show, this grabs his attention. Scout uses his puppets to show a story of how a brave Scout saved Ms. Pauling from getting beaten up by a Heavy. Ms. Pauling loves the show and gives Scout an applause, but Soldier calls it a pile of Canadian Crap. Ms. Pauling asks why Soldier is watching the show with her, and Soldier starts to flirt with her. He begins singing "Shut up and Sleep with me" until Scout knocks him out with his bat. Scout tells Soldier to stop sucking Merasmus' balls because that's what cause him to sing terribly. Soldier asks Scout why he's so mad, and Scout tells him he's on a date and needs his own privacy. Soldier pretends to be proud of him, but he is actually really jealous and punches Scout into the sky. Ms. Pauling, pissed about how Soldier killed her date, kicks him straight in the nuts, causing him to scream so loud he literally turns into a giant. Ms. Pauling runs off while Soldier is unconscious. When Soldier wakes up, he asks why Ms. Pauling did that, until Merasmus arrives with a bucket of cum. Soldier tells Merasmus to go back to Canada and stop taking drugs, and Merasmus leaves. He comes back 2 seconds later because realizes he forgot to tell Soldier he's pregnant. Merasmus asks Soldier if he could borrow 50 dollars to pay off his hospital bills and child support, and Soldier gets out his money. Before he is able to give Merasmus his money, Spy appears, eats all of it, and runs off. Meanwhile on the Star Destroyer, the Empire is working on a new powerful weapon: Nuclear Titties, when Scout flies by, apparently still alive. Darth Vader tries to impress the Emperor by getting Scout and returning him to Earth, crushing Pyro in the process. Medic, who had watched the entire scene, goes to Pyro's corpse and steals all his body parts except his head. Soldier challenges Heavy to a game of Chesspokeroulette in order to get his money back. When Soldier wins by placing an Ace, Heavy acts like a sore loser and calls it a Stupid Game. Scout tries to get revenge on Soldier by summoning a Party Demoman to kill him. However, the Party Demoman uses scrumpy which makes him faint, causing Scout to lose. Soldier decides to apologize to Scout for ruining his date by giving him glasses that let him see girl's underpants. Spyguette then appears and summons Joker Scout. Soldier tries to kill him, but Scout uses his watch to reverse his attack, saying he's ready for some meatshots. Spy comes to assist them, and yet begins another RPG fight. The battle begins. Joker Scout pulls out a Funny Gift which releases Haunted Duck Pyro from hell, who blasts them with a Loose Cannon. Spy shoots Joker Scout with a headshot, which makes the CIA think he's Jason Bourne. Soldier fires an American Rocket, followed by a Meatshot by Scout. Joker Scout uses an Earthquake which nearly kills them. Scout uses his special Fiesta attack, which increases the Red teams health with some to spare. It didn't last long since Joker Scout then used his blades of time to pause time and stab each and every one of them, killing Spy, but Spy survived using his Dead Ringer. Scout shot him with a crit, and Soldier called Sniper to burn him with his Pizza Pyro. Joker Scout calls their fire attack weak and shows them real fire with his Inferno move. Soldier fires his Freedom Shotgun and Spy uses his French Bucket to heal the team. Now fully charged, Joker uses his Magic special move and summons a hundred Nataschas to shoot them, killing Spy and Soldier. All hope seems lost, but Scout forgot he had his Time Bending watch and uses it to undo Joker's move, reviving Spy and Soldier. With their special attack fully charge, Spy backflips Soldier and turns him into a giant American Boot, crushing and killing Joker and winning the battle. After the battle, Soldier asks Spy where he put all his money, and Spy points out that he gave it to Medic. Pissed off, Soldier snaps Spy's neck and uses him as a bat to chase after Medic, as Scout sighs to Medic's selfishness. After the credits, everyone is revived and having a flossing dance-off.
The rules 1 player chooses what they want poker or roullete poker:say fuck you then deploy a card specials are wins but numbers are how many blocks they move(troops) Roullete:how many you roll is how many chess player moves
go to 2:52 and wait for merasmus to say "Wait merasmus is pregnant" then go back five seconds. You can create an infinite loop like this. Thank me later
5:32 They should get into contact with STBlackST, and make a game like that. That'd be pretty fricken epic. Like, choose what color team, and what members you want for your group. Also use the witty remarks and stuff.
More like: I MMM MR. DEMOMAN I'M THE DRUNKEST IN THE LAND WHOOO TOUCH MAH SCRUMPY? I WILL...OOOEAAAH (*Drunk sounds that do a rime*) DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MEH
The stuff you may have missed: - The intro for this video, in case you haven't already guessed, is a parody of the MARVEL Logo for all their movies, in which you can see scenes from past videos, and possible ones from the future. - Demon Duck Pyro, the Summer Hat brothers and Master Cake can be seen in the intro as well, just behind Miss Pauling, and Merasmus - The Error message before the Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD) says, near the bottom of it, 'Merasmus is not checking the Problem. Also, you are DED - Blink and you'll miss it: A small red spy can be seen poking his head out of a barrel when Soldier asks 'What is this cr@p'? To Engie - A spy cow can be seen when engineer curses at his dispenser for not working properly - When soldier is scolding Engie for getting upgrades from Merasmus, a half naked dancing sniper can be seen behind soldier on a bridge - Another spy cow can be seen before the Engineer starts hitting his dispenser with his wrench, near a train engine. Another can be seen behind engie when he starts hitting the dispenser repeatedly cursing - Remember Merasmus's Cadillac? Yeah you do. When Soldier wonders what to do, while Engie fixes his crap, you can see it hiding on a roof, to the right. And, in a window, a Royal figure can be seen in a window to the left. I have no idea who it is, so I'd like to know - When Scout is playing with his dolls, or action figures, or something, with Miss Pauling, passing by, in this order, you can see: A blu spy crab, dancing Red spy with 'medicine' on his head, being followed by a dancing Medic, and that same blu crab again. - Behind Miss Pauling, when she's clapping, you can see a bucket, and at least 3 bottles of Scrumpy, to your right, and to the left, a Painis, with baseballs as the nuts, and Scout's bat as the...well, you can guess - Miss Pauling turning her head to soldier, reveals a small rubber duck, near the logging flatbed, and a black and blu spy cow - Revealed a second later, when Miss Pauling comments 'WTF?' shows that the bat has moved, the bucket is upside down with the bat moved to the top of it, and the bottles of scrumpy are standing upside down as well. - When Soldier is singing 'Shut up and sleep with Soldier', in the background can be seen the following, in this order: A rubber duck, underneath a tree, a tiny spy cow, on a barrel, a tiny red spy, Archimedes (Medic's dove) on Soldier's fancy seat, 2 spy cows, and another rubber duck, Medic playing Rock Paper scissors with Spy (Spy wins, BTW), a cow again, Merasmus looking out at Soldier, from behind an open entrance, Possibly a female scout, in summer attire, and another spy cow once again. - When soldier is hit (OMG) there is another Spy cow. - When Scout calls soldier out for singing suck a bad song, the words 'Eat, Shit, die', can be seen on the sign behind scout. This is a reference to GTA V when Trevor moves in to Floyd's house, and makes himself at home a few days later - A tiny spy crab can be seen on the barrel between scout and soldier, when soldier asks Scout 'What's the Matter...'? Also, when scout gets punched into the air, for a split second, you can see a figure on a mountain. Possibly that same half naked sniper - When soldier gets kicked in the nuts by Miss Pauling, and he screams, it's a reference to the song 'Big Enough', where the original 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA' meme can be found - Bad duck headed pyro? When Soldier comments 'WTF? after being kicked in the nuts - Merasmus is holding a bucket of white paint, which no doubt is a reference to the episode 'Soldier is Trying To Capture France' by the same guy who made this video. Also, he's not wearing that skull on his head like he was when he was peeking out at soldier, while he was singing, but instead is wearing a standard red wizard hat - Upon being told by Soldier not to take drugs, a red spy can be seen hiding near Soldier, in a shed to your left - Half Naked Sniper (or HNS, as he'll be known as throughout the rest of this list) can be seen again, before Demoman gives Soldier a pair of fake MLG sunglasses. And, near the log filled flatbed (again, to your left), you can see Tom and Jerry - When soldier attempts to give merasmus $50, another cow can be seen - Probably the most obvious one, but Star Wars anyone? Also, if you look carefully, you'll notice that somehow, demoman managed to infiltrate, and hide amongst the Storm Troopers, near the bottom left of the screen - Another spy cow when Pyro is playing guitar - Medic can be seen to the left when Vader's weird ship thing is leaving - Another rubber duck can be seen before medic 'practices medicine' on pyro, near a stack of tires where pyro is. Also, when pyro has most of his body (save for his head) taken away by medic, he's rigged up to a similar setup to how the Blu spy was in the 'Meet the medic' video from Valve - Another Painis can be seen behind soldier on a roof, while soldier is playing a weird game with heavy - Another rubber duck can be seen behind heavy, hiding in the bushes. And before heavy uses a roulette ball to play his game with soldier, a blu spy's head, possibly with an inhaler can be seen. - There is a green zero on the roulette wheel. Possibly a mistake from STBlackST, or maybe it was intentional. I don't know - When heavy loses his game, a deer head, and a red upside down battlement's sign can be seen in the background. - When scout throws a bottle of scrumpy in the bucket near him, some of pyro's body parts can be seen, along with a tipper over wheelbarrow that medic used to cart pyro's body away. - Party demoman is dressed like he was in Valve's 'Expiration Date' video, when he gets teleported into their base. - Soldier is a level 69 Male fighter when fighting against party demoman. Also, one of Soldier's moves is Buff Banner, which is a taunt in TF2 - Upon demoman passing out, like he always does, a frog can be seen hiding in a bush, when Soldier laughs - Behind Scout, when he receives Soldier's sunglasses, you can see a sign that says 'This is this I do Meth' - Behind Time Bending Scout, another spy cow can be seen - During the Joker Scout battle, the following are easter eggs I found: Funny Gift, duck headed pyro appears with demo's weird cannon gun. Spy's Headshot special is a Jason Bourne reference. Which movie escapes me. Also during the move, Engineer can be seen without his welding goggles, or his hard had. And you can see references to other videos once again on the side screens. Sniper pizza boy can be seen using Pyro as a weapon for the fight. As such, this is a reference to another video by STBlackST, 'Extraordinary Weekend', when spy gives sniper a pizza box with pyro's head in there. Joker scout is using magic, and a whole lot of miniguns to take the other team down. The only other person in this universe that can do magic, with the exception of Merasmus, is Miss Pauling. Soldier's final move, American Boot Special, is a reference to the fact that he got turned into a boot by medic, giving himself, and letting others unofficially call him 'American Boot' - After the battle, Mr Baguette can be seen on the logs, still armed with his pistol. No doubt thinking what a disappointment that battle was, before teleporting away. - In the final scene of the video, officially before it ends, the following characters can be seen doing 'the floss': From left to right, Joker Scout, Merasmus, Soldier, Time Bending Scout, Miss Pauling, Spy and Heavy. And these are all the easter eggs and references I found. If you found any as well, please comment down below, or, tell me how many you found from my list
Worth noting is that the video's plot is Soldier following the instructions displayed on the dispenser's error screen: -Find Scout -Kick his nuts -Fight a clown
5:10 「STAND: UNIVERSE BENDER」 「STAND MASTER: SCOUT」 Power: A Speed: A Range: ∞ Durability: E Precision: D Potential: A 6:35 「STAND: FRENCH BUCKET」 「STAND MASTER: SPY」 Power: Ø Speed: E Range: D Durability: B Precision: C Potential: B 6:58 「STAND: AMERICAN BOOT」 「STAND MASTER: SOLDIER」 Power: A Speed: B Range: C Durability: A Precision: C Potential: A
Lets be real: what Miss Pauling did to Soldier was justified, i mean, he punched scout into space for NO REASON. Scout and Miss Pauling were just on a date!
I just found out that he manually puts in captions so you can more accurately tell what they're saying, rather than a bot attempting to figure it out. I give you 10/10 for actually caring about what you do, and putting tons of effort into it! I wholeheartedly support you, and your endeavors!
B E N D I N G T I M E A N D S P A C E Great Job on the reupload. Sucks that happened, but hey! Still a great video! Keep up the good work ST! Edit: Don'tcha think this soldier should wear the Gunboats or Mantreads as an attack of some kind? WOuld make sense. Why? BECAUSE A M E R I C A N B O O T.
I love how the blue screen of the dispenser tells that the engineer is new to watching the Unusual Troubles Universe(Instructions on Blue screen state that if you're new you have to repair the dispenser with your wrench. It then says that if the shit happens again(this is what the soldier does, so out of that we can get the fact that soldier has watched watched several more Unusual Troubles Movies), you have to check that you're not dead(Soldier isn't dead), find a reason to live (soldier is seen playing a major league duelling game with heavy later), find scout, kick his nuts and later find a clown(which he later did). So now that the dispenser has been restarted in both ways, we end up with the question: What actually was the video? I hope we find out soon!
![The Art of Spychecking [SFM]](/img/n.gif)
Originally this video was published on Jul 14, 2018.
Rip 480 384 views.
Rate this video on steam (it helps alot)
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1460334248
Due to copyright claims, i had to reupload this video.
Apparently a 22 seconds music loop was copyrighted, so i made quick changes
and additionally fixed some minor mistakes in video.
I tried to contact youtube support, if they could replace video (or atleast audio track)
so all the comments, views, URL and community made subtitles could stay in place.
But this kind of thing is not possible, so i am posting this again.
Sadly, but all subtitles should be remade again.
Additionaly i want to inform you, that i am already working on the next video.
Stay cool and enjoy your summer. I love you all!
STBlackST which was the 22 sec loop?
STBlackST just did it friend, thanks for your awesome videos that have made me laugh over and over again!
STBlackST Which was the loop?
Preach
I actually watched the original before the Reupload
The the first version is Hilarious as Always so is this one XD
Not gonna lie, Miss Pauling’s reaction to scout’s puppet show was honestly quite adorable.
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It should be a crime to copyright strike this video
It's a crime against humanity.
it's hella gay
StickMaster500 just wait
*S T I C K M A S T E R 5 0 0*
Yes it is , that crime should be punish by hearing solidier sings
*"I can feel Ms. Pauling coursing through my veins"*
"What the f*ck"
- Pretty Lady
Dies of Coakain hit
Ms. Pauling : wtf
If you wonder what this comment is about, watch 'Spy is a Troublemaker'
“Bending time and space!”
- Scout
1:05 Is nobody gonna talk about Scouts 3 arms? No wonder Miss Pauling was so impressed
Plot twist: It was the blue joker scouts hand and he wanted to play, which is why he came back for revenge
Lol
its just his legs :troll:
Merasmus granted him a third hand
Its common
Soldier: Gets to low health
Me: "It's coming isn't it?"
Spy: "Bucket"
Me: YEEES
Time stamp please
xxbendamanxx 6:33 here you go m8
The prime minister of France is a bucket
Cocaine
Bucket
this has to be the single greatest sentence i never thought i would hear ever said
3:15
4:05 I wanna learn how to play this game that Heavy and Soldier have started.
Chesker roulette
On Poland subtiles IT is "szachy_dla_debili.mp4"
@@jakubrodzos2073 It means "chess_for_idiots.mp4"
@@Laza10426 Yes i know im from Poland
Me too
2:26 - 2:36 this part was just ultimate
It was
I can't stop laughing
Agreed
2:33
*STILL THE BEST ANIME*
Anime is canadian crap!
No no no is Not anime
Yeah...
PAINIS
In a fucking TF2.
XD
1:35 *Since this day i get tramutatized by the solider calling me to shut up and sleep with me...*
*WHY WOULD THAT TRAMUTAIZE YOU?*
Same
3:00
Because he has a fear of americans
Pray with me
We have fucking sinned
I’m not Christine
"wait, Marasmas is pregnant, can I borrow $50"
Soldier: who's playing medic
Spy: Scout
Scout: oh come on
Mate, I need that 2:58 - 3:00 full thing. Sounds like a good song honestly. And no i will not listen to the cancerous 'original' gucci gang because hell no
@@FireFusionYT_0 well maybe a funny song but not a great one
I love how scout just causally bends time and space whenever he wants
"The perfect reference doesn't exi-"
5:46
Lmao right before it switches to demo it says Alpha 1 Cum
@@Sunny-yw8pt lol
Jeus christ is Jason porn
@@thongthaiphamngoc9138 red spy has secrets
So we're not even going to question the engineer in the background
Mrs.Pauline always starts her lines with "what the *uck"
what the fuck
She really do tho
and murasmes say FUCK YOU
what the fuck
What the duck
1:25 Ms.Pauline's reaction was like how a 5 year old would react😂
1:04
This inspires me to grow three arms now, just to impress a girl.
STBlackST gives good dating advice.
That would give you five Arms.
I didn't even think about Scout having 3 arms XD
thebahooplamaster he has two left arms. Hm.
Scout resorts to playing with action figures in order to impress Ms Pauling.
No one:
Bowling allies when you get a strike:
7:59
I didn’t even know that scene existed until your meme
Thx
2:43 My favorite part and I'm dying of laughter.
69 likes
Merasmus saying f* you is super funny
@muhammad Faris akbar Yes!
Gucci gang, "chill as ice"!
Rrrrrr *disappears*
7:01 when your level 1000 character is in a fight with the easiest enemy
6:59
"Incoming!"
"Hut, hut, hut!"
*"A M E R I C A N B O O T !"*
Blu scout: ded
Wictory is our's
R.I.P. Rick may.
Lili Hao dude stop it’s time to let rick may rest stop with these comments.
@@sheeloesreallycool sometimes I forget he's dead. He's so cool
2:34. Just what is this perfection
Big Enough cowboy scream
when im drinking water and see this moment 2:33
WE ARE RUSSIA MEN
i want the full verson
I guess getting kicked in the 🌰🌰 turns you into jimmy barnes, but it also makes you big enough
I love how soldier always finds the time to sing random shit
And it's bloody brilliant too
Name a person who went thru more pain than her, I'll wait
Me:
3:26
Pyro is such a pushover.
Poor pyro
Song name Pyro was playing on the guitar: Bamboleo by Gipsy Kings
@@ebberpalomares1488 I love the gypsy kings
@@ebberpalomares1488 TY
We traveled back in time boys
Bending time and space
Copyright: DENIED
ThySirBlue
lol
THATS A PILE OF CANADIAN CRAP
ThySirBlue That soldier is ruining the time line, send in the troops, glory to space cakes!
I can feel some unusual troubles , crawling through my veins
I misread that as "venis" and thought you made a very clever pun.
LoL
Dan D lol
Scout: "I gotta a date, a real one."
Soldier * Places hand on Scouts shoulder *
Solider: "Son, I am proud of you."
Scout: "Yeah thanks."
Soldier: "No."
* Punches him into outer space *
That killed me XD
Not even 2 seconds later *American pain noises*
IS NICE
@@Danger-Tater soldier traveling house merasmus a wizard living in a canada cold place
@@nichsa8984 I'm sorry huh?
@@Danger-Tater
Soldier: *AHHHHHHHH!!!!*
2:33 Man's biggest fear
But hey, at least this made soldier big enough!
@@Jedigrandmaster6637 ouch though
What’s good Saitama
I fear no man
But that thing
...
It scares me.
1:34 gym teachers when girl turns 18
Its so good that I really forgot aboutthe original song
Oh god
Well, She should then kick their nuts. They didn't need them anyway.
@@salhb737tm2 wait there is an original song?!?!?!?!
@@seanchan7167 always has been
PE teacher ask the class: "DO 50 SQUATS!!!"
Demoman: "Hold my scrumpy"4:27
He only did 24 squats
You know the music for that?
Altho he didnt hold his scrumpy because he drinks it mid fight
@Sonic_Hedgehog1205 what the fuck?
I need to know the song
American Soldier: Boot/American Type, 10% resistance against American attacks.
Scoutpport: Support/Milk type.
Bagguette Spy: Snort/French Type.
Joker Scout: Funny Type, Immune to Laughter from others.
Funny Gift: Either deals Explosive, Bullet,
or Magic damage to the enemies
.
SPECIAL: Headshot: Deals heavy Bullet damage to an ememy, If the Ambassador is equipped, this will always crit, and it will also turn the user into Jason Bourne.
American Rocket: Deals Explosive damage to an enemy, but can only be used if the user is an American Type.
Meatshot: Deals Bullet damage to an enemy.
Earthquake: Deals heavy Earth damage to all enemies, but removes any stuns.
SPECIAL: Fiesta: Summons Fiestaman to heal party to full and give Defense.
Defense: Instead of dying, consumes a stack of Defense.
Blades of Time: Deal Melee damage to all enemies, Deal more damage to enemies with Defense.
Dead Ringer: Feign Death, tricking enemies to thinking you ded (not big surprise), then restore half your health.
Crit: Deal Bullet Damage to an enemy, This will always crit, which is fair and balanced.
Pizza Boy: Call the Pizza Sniper to unleash his Pyro Pizza that deals Fire Damage to all enemies, Frozen targets hit will be thawed.
Inferno: Deals Fire damage to all enemies, Thaws enemies for more damage.
Freedom Shotgun: Deal Bullet damage to an enemy, then low damage to others.
French Bucket: Heals all allies for a small amount of health, Usable only if the user likes Bagguettes.
BLU MAGIC SPECIAL: Blu Bullet Bonanza: Deals massive Bullet and Magic damage to all enemies.
Cower: Cower in fear, reducing damage taken.
Time Bend: Go back in time, reversing whatever happened in the previous turn, Interrupting this may cause time and space to send the user far back in time.
AMERICAN BOOT SPECIAL: Gain assist from an ally to deal massive Boot damage to all enemies.
Since the last one was deleted, i remade this since people somehow loved it.
Ah yes
Where Headshot? (Spy's attack)
It’s hilarious how solider keeps singing randomly 😂
5:48 that engineer in the backround xD
I know right. He's just like 'Soon. Soon.'
Lol
Im about to write that !!
Yes
Engineer creepy ass face
3:50 looks like someone’s getting their medical office burnt down
3:15 N U C L E A R T I T T I E S
Jennifer Saunders What?
Dear Lord.....
Sheltonnators what is the source of that? I love it
🙇🏻♀️
☢️☢️
5:46 Jesus christ thats Jason Bourne
Gotta love how the captions try to be “friendly”.
2:32
That moment was probably the funniest.
Aidan White And the most Painful...
What it feels like when you stub your pinky toe.
I want a full length version of that.
*critical hit*
The way Ms. Pauling runs away is funny too.
*Party Demoman wants to fight*
"What will Soilder do?"
*Soilder uses buff horn*
"It's not very effective!"
"Demoman used Scrumpy!"
*Demoman fainted*
4:28
What is the song that's playing
Top 10 anime battles
FBI FUCK XDDD
"snoooort"
He should really make a game of this fight scenes
How’s business?
Called mortal fortress
@@toxicraptor8413 man i made this 8 months ago and i forgot this existed
I would buy
@@galaxy-wg1lf me too.
The attacks
Funny gift:heavy fire damage to all foes
Headshot special: does heavy gun damage to a single foe
Amarican rocket: medium fire damage to one foe
Meat shot: low gun damage to all foes
Earthquake: does heavy damage to all foes
Fiesta special: increase defence and doubles max hp for all allies can only be done once per fight
Blades of time: does absurd melee damage and lowers defence
Dead ringer: revives 3/4 of maximum hp and doubles attack
Crit: fixed half 1050 damage chance to lower defence
Pizza boy:heavy fire damage and dispels good status effect on all foes
Inferno: heavy fire damage to all foes
Freedom shotgun: medium gun damage to all foes
French bucket: heals to full and makes a random ally survive a fatal blow with 10 hp left
Blu magic special: insta ko's all foes can only be done once per fight
Time bend: revives all allies to half hp and heals all non ko'ed allies to max hp gives all revived allies another turn
American boot fixed 2000 hp to a single foe can only be done once per fight
here is a question: how long did this take you to make
@@zlatasibonjic6379 about 2 hours
@@jerrytrout8343 Respect0
for time bend, id honestly think its more on "erases the most recent atk on team", like actual time bend.
Actual action of Time bend: Undos last attack used by opponent
Wait a minute it isn't saturday
Justin Y. Why are u everywhere?
Justin Y. It's a reupload
It's a tragedy none of the Jedis would ever tell you.
no
Yeet
It was an average Saturday morning in Lumberyard. Soldier and Engineer were watching Unusual Troubles: Virginity Whore on Engineer's updated Dispenser 10 when the software crashes. Engineer tries to fix the dispenser, but is unable to, and Soldier tells him to stop getting upgrades from Merasmus. With the movie broken, Soldier decides to look for something else to do with his binoculars. He spots Spy and Medic doing a drug trade, and sees Scout showing Ms. Pauling a puppet show, this grabs his attention.
Scout uses his puppets to show a story of how a brave Scout saved Ms. Pauling from getting beaten up by a Heavy. Ms. Pauling loves the show and gives Scout an applause, but Soldier calls it a pile of Canadian Crap. Ms. Pauling asks why Soldier is watching the show with her, and Soldier starts to flirt with her. He begins singing "Shut up and Sleep with me" until Scout knocks him out with his bat. Scout tells Soldier to stop sucking Merasmus' balls because that's what cause him to sing terribly. Soldier asks Scout why he's so mad, and Scout tells him he's on a date and needs his own privacy. Soldier pretends to be proud of him, but he is actually really jealous and punches Scout into the sky. Ms. Pauling, pissed about how Soldier killed her date, kicks him straight in the nuts, causing him to scream so loud he literally turns into a giant.
Ms. Pauling runs off while Soldier is unconscious. When Soldier wakes up, he asks why Ms. Pauling did that, until Merasmus arrives with a bucket of cum. Soldier tells Merasmus to go back to Canada and stop taking drugs, and Merasmus leaves. He comes back 2 seconds later because realizes he forgot to tell Soldier he's pregnant. Merasmus asks Soldier if he could borrow 50 dollars to pay off his hospital bills and child support, and Soldier gets out his money. Before he is able to give Merasmus his money, Spy appears, eats all of it, and runs off.
Meanwhile on the Star Destroyer, the Empire is working on a new powerful weapon: Nuclear Titties, when Scout flies by, apparently still alive. Darth Vader tries to impress the Emperor by getting Scout and returning him to Earth, crushing Pyro in the process. Medic, who had watched the entire scene, goes to Pyro's corpse and steals all his body parts except his head.
Soldier challenges Heavy to a game of Chesspokeroulette in order to get his money back. When Soldier wins by placing an Ace, Heavy acts like a sore loser and calls it a Stupid Game. Scout tries to get revenge on Soldier by summoning a Party Demoman to kill him. However, the Party Demoman uses scrumpy which makes him faint, causing Scout to lose. Soldier decides to apologize to Scout for ruining his date by giving him glasses that let him see girl's underpants. Spyguette then appears and summons Joker Scout. Soldier tries to kill him, but Scout uses his watch to reverse his attack, saying he's ready for some meatshots. Spy comes to assist them, and yet begins another RPG fight.
The battle begins. Joker Scout pulls out a Funny Gift which releases Haunted Duck Pyro from hell, who blasts them with a Loose Cannon. Spy shoots Joker Scout with a headshot, which makes the CIA think he's Jason Bourne. Soldier fires an American Rocket, followed by a Meatshot by Scout. Joker Scout uses an Earthquake which nearly kills them. Scout uses his special Fiesta attack, which increases the Red teams health with some to spare. It didn't last long since Joker Scout then used his blades of time to pause time and stab each and every one of them, killing Spy, but Spy survived using his Dead Ringer. Scout shot him with a crit, and Soldier called Sniper to burn him with his Pizza Pyro. Joker Scout calls their fire attack weak and shows them real fire with his Inferno move. Soldier fires his Freedom Shotgun and Spy uses his French Bucket to heal the team. Now fully charged, Joker uses his Magic special move and summons a hundred Nataschas to shoot them, killing Spy and Soldier. All hope seems lost, but Scout forgot he had his Time Bending watch and uses it to undo Joker's move, reviving Spy and Soldier. With their special attack fully charge, Spy backflips Soldier and turns him into a giant American Boot, crushing and killing Joker and winning the battle.
After the battle, Soldier asks Spy where he put all his money, and Spy points out that he gave it to Medic. Pissed off, Soldier snaps Spy's neck and uses him as a bat to chase after Medic, as Scout sighs to Medic's selfishness.
After the credits, everyone is revived and having a flossing dance-off.
the pure dedication...... i applaud you
Now that is a noice meme story
I like how you took the time to summarise the video
It would probably take me at least two thirds or more of the entire video to basically read the video (your comment)
Underrated comment...
- So which meme are you going to put in your video?
- STBlackST: Yes
5:47 engineer in the background without helmet of goggles 🤣
"Merasmus is pregnant." LOL what!?
A baby Wizard D: xD
Yes i am
1:35 How I flirt with someone during Valentine.
Eizzaim Jemat *Laughs in French Spy*
Daedric mace919 Well yes but actually no
Oh shet 69
My guess is you failed every time embarrassingly
2:14 Fucking scout, it could have been a real musical hit!
it was a real musical HIT XD
The gmod effects it even funnier💀
2:24
"Son, I'm proud a' you.
Yeah, than-
*SHORYUKEN*
2:33 AAAAAAAA
What the f**k!
0:31
The blue screen of death says the events of the video...sweet!
Lol I paused it to read it all
Same
Hey, thats my username!
Favorite moments:
6:56 American Boot
4:27 I need to know what theme music this is
2:33 AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
O
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Darude Sandstorm
HAHA yeah looks like Miss Paulings kick was BIG ENOUGH XD even if that one clip was short I still love that meme
2:33 i laughed so hard
3:53 the 4:16
REVOLUTION OF GAMES TABLE
The rules
1 player chooses what they want poker or roullete poker:say fuck you then deploy a card specials are wins but numbers are how many blocks they move(troops)
Roullete:how many you roll is how many chess player moves
@@infernoblast2.039 I would love to play that
If you get the correct color u get to play, if u get the correct number, you will get to play 2 times
we lose but they do not win but they do not lose but we lose but everyone loses hahaha
go to 2:52 and wait for merasmus to say "Wait merasmus is pregnant" then go back five seconds. You can create an infinite loop like this. Thank me later
So at 2:49
2:47
5:44jesus christ it's jason bourne
5:47 see that engineer in the background. He hounts my dreams
@@goldenboy9182 me too
@@goldenboy9182 yes
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Porn
@@goldenboy9182
Same
5:45 I want 10 hours version of this part
That engi in the back XD.
I want 1 hour of that too.
Anyone gonna talk about how scout has 3 arms when he is doing is little puppet show?
5:32 They should get into contact with STBlackST, and make a game like that. That'd be pretty fricken epic. Like, choose what color team, and what members you want for your group. Also use the witty remarks and stuff.
I died When soldier started singing shut up and sleep with me
I was confused at that point
2:34
I can confirm “it do be like that”.
He was always big enough
*THERE NEEDS TO BE A TF2 TURN BASED BATTLE GAME! THERE NEEDS TO BE!*
I agree
Absolutely.
A G R E E D
can i say something do you see the difference about the 3:22?
Wrong thread dude, but yeah in the bottom left there’s a storm trooper with no helmet
2:26 is my favorite part for this one.
4:29
"IIIIIIIIIII'MMMM MISTER KING DICE! I'M THE DRUNKEST IN THE LAND"
More like:
I MMM MR. DEMOMAN
I'M THE DRUNKEST IN THE LAND
WHOOO TOUCH MAH SCRUMPY?
I WILL...OOOEAAAH
(*Drunk sounds that do a rime*)
DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MEH
th-cam.com/video/0yNKShz4Np8/w-d-xo.html Extended Theme
3:26
What song is the pyro playing?
*I also wanted to know.*
Bamboleo.
The song you play before death
@@Flegan777 thank you
@@jabberwaolky3452 You're welcome.
1:33 : simps when they drop their life savings for a streamer
In case anyone was wondering the battle music for the joker scout was “Up for the challenge” in final fantasy 15
The stuff you may have missed:
- The intro for this video, in case you haven't already guessed, is a parody of the MARVEL Logo for all their movies, in which you can see scenes from past videos, and possible ones from the future.
- Demon Duck Pyro, the Summer Hat brothers and Master Cake can be seen in the intro as well, just behind Miss Pauling, and Merasmus
- The Error message before the Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD) says, near the bottom of it, 'Merasmus is not checking the Problem. Also, you are DED
- Blink and you'll miss it: A small red spy can be seen poking his head out of a barrel when Soldier asks 'What is this cr@p'? To Engie
- A spy cow can be seen when engineer curses at his dispenser for not working properly
- When soldier is scolding Engie for getting upgrades from Merasmus, a half naked dancing sniper can be seen behind soldier on a bridge
- Another spy cow can be seen before the Engineer starts hitting his dispenser with his wrench, near a train engine. Another can be seen behind engie when he starts hitting the dispenser repeatedly cursing
- Remember Merasmus's Cadillac? Yeah you do. When Soldier wonders what to do, while Engie fixes his crap, you can see it hiding on a roof, to the right. And, in a window, a Royal figure can be seen in a window to the left. I have no idea who it is, so I'd like to know
- When Scout is playing with his dolls, or action figures, or something, with Miss Pauling, passing by, in this order, you can see: A blu spy crab, dancing Red spy with 'medicine' on his head, being followed by a dancing Medic, and that same blu crab again.
- Behind Miss Pauling, when she's clapping, you can see a bucket, and at least 3 bottles of Scrumpy, to your right, and to the left, a Painis, with baseballs as the nuts, and Scout's bat as the...well, you can guess
- Miss Pauling turning her head to soldier, reveals a small rubber duck, near the logging flatbed, and a black and blu spy cow
- Revealed a second later, when Miss Pauling comments 'WTF?' shows that the bat has moved, the bucket is upside down with the bat moved to the top of it, and the bottles of scrumpy are standing upside down as well.
- When Soldier is singing 'Shut up and sleep with Soldier', in the background can be seen the following, in this order: A rubber duck, underneath a tree, a tiny spy cow, on a barrel, a tiny red spy, Archimedes (Medic's dove) on Soldier's fancy seat, 2 spy cows, and another rubber duck, Medic playing Rock Paper scissors with Spy (Spy wins, BTW), a cow again, Merasmus looking out at Soldier, from behind an open entrance, Possibly a female scout, in summer attire, and another spy cow once again.
- When soldier is hit (OMG) there is another Spy cow.
- When Scout calls soldier out for singing suck a bad song, the words 'Eat, Shit, die', can be seen on the sign behind scout. This is a reference to GTA V when Trevor moves in to Floyd's house, and makes himself at home a few days later
- A tiny spy crab can be seen on the barrel between scout and soldier, when soldier asks Scout 'What's the Matter...'? Also, when scout gets punched into the air, for a split second, you can see a figure on a mountain. Possibly that same half naked sniper
- When soldier gets kicked in the nuts by Miss Pauling, and he screams, it's a reference to the song 'Big Enough', where the original 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA' meme can be found
- Bad duck headed pyro? When Soldier comments 'WTF? after being kicked in the nuts
- Merasmus is holding a bucket of white paint, which no doubt is a reference to the episode 'Soldier is Trying To Capture France' by the same guy who made this video. Also, he's not wearing that skull on his head like he was when he was peeking out at soldier, while he was singing, but instead is wearing a standard red wizard hat
- Upon being told by Soldier not to take drugs, a red spy can be seen hiding near Soldier, in a shed to your left
- Half Naked Sniper (or HNS, as he'll be known as throughout the rest of this list) can be seen again, before Demoman gives Soldier a pair of fake MLG sunglasses. And, near the log filled flatbed (again, to your left), you can see Tom and Jerry
- When soldier attempts to give merasmus $50, another cow can be seen
- Probably the most obvious one, but Star Wars anyone? Also, if you look carefully, you'll notice that somehow, demoman managed to infiltrate, and hide amongst the Storm Troopers, near the bottom left of the screen
- Another spy cow when Pyro is playing guitar
- Medic can be seen to the left when Vader's weird ship thing is leaving
- Another rubber duck can be seen before medic 'practices medicine' on pyro, near a stack of tires where pyro is. Also, when pyro has most of his body (save for his head) taken away by medic, he's rigged up to a similar setup to how the Blu spy was in the 'Meet the medic' video from Valve
- Another Painis can be seen behind soldier on a roof, while soldier is playing a weird game with heavy
- Another rubber duck can be seen behind heavy, hiding in the bushes. And before heavy uses a roulette ball to play his game with soldier, a blu spy's head, possibly with an inhaler can be seen.
- There is a green zero on the roulette wheel. Possibly a mistake from STBlackST, or maybe it was intentional. I don't know
- When heavy loses his game, a deer head, and a red upside down battlement's sign can be seen in the background.
- When scout throws a bottle of scrumpy in the bucket near him, some of pyro's body parts can be seen, along with a tipper over wheelbarrow that medic used to cart pyro's body away.
- Party demoman is dressed like he was in Valve's 'Expiration Date' video, when he gets teleported into their base.
- Soldier is a level 69 Male fighter when fighting against party demoman. Also, one of Soldier's moves is Buff Banner, which is a taunt in TF2
- Upon demoman passing out, like he always does, a frog can be seen hiding in a bush, when Soldier laughs
- Behind Scout, when he receives Soldier's sunglasses, you can see a sign that says 'This is this I do Meth'
- Behind Time Bending Scout, another spy cow can be seen
- During the Joker Scout battle, the following are easter eggs I found: Funny Gift, duck headed pyro appears with demo's weird cannon gun. Spy's Headshot special is a Jason Bourne reference. Which movie escapes me. Also during the move, Engineer can be seen without his welding goggles, or his hard had. And you can see references to other videos once again on the side screens. Sniper pizza boy can be seen using Pyro as a weapon for the fight. As such, this is a reference to another video by STBlackST, 'Extraordinary Weekend', when spy gives sniper a pizza box with pyro's head in there. Joker scout is using magic, and a whole lot of miniguns to take the other team down. The only other person in this universe that can do magic, with the exception of Merasmus, is Miss Pauling. Soldier's final move, American Boot Special, is a reference to the fact that he got turned into a boot by medic, giving himself, and letting others unofficially call him 'American Boot'
- After the battle, Mr Baguette can be seen on the logs, still armed with his pistol. No doubt thinking what a disappointment that battle was, before teleporting away.
- In the final scene of the video, officially before it ends, the following characters can be seen doing 'the floss': From left to right, Joker Scout, Merasmus, Soldier, Time Bending Scout, Miss Pauling, Spy and Heavy.
And these are all the easter eggs and references I found. If you found any as well, please comment down below, or, tell me how many you found from my list
I just came here with my other account just to like this comment
This is so so gaint
oh shit
Worth noting is that the video's plot is Soldier following the instructions displayed on the dispenser's error screen:
-Find Scout
-Kick his nuts
-Fight a clown
The whole ‘Party Demoman’ thing is a reference to ‘Party Boy’ from Jackass
I hate copyright
Poncy its not copy you idiot
volter 2000 Not you
Ya sure your mother wrong one
Fuck copyright
Lol
*copyright strikes*
_StBlackSt quietly reuploads_
IslandCreeperGamez TF2 And Other. I would like the comment but that would mean no more 69 likes
What was it for?
False copyright n stuff.
due to music and stuff like that
No is not copyright.
"Men only want one thing, and its discusting"
What men want: 2:26
What men get: 2:29
6:23 me: sniper!
Sniper: its the pizza boy
1:37 my sexuallity is now a puzzle I cannot solve
we an get through this together
i get it. i will support you on the way
I know you can do it. I believe in you.
I need an uber charge on my heart
2:34 Here’s your puzzle solved. He sang that song and got kicked there for his troubles.
5:10
「STAND: UNIVERSE BENDER」
「STAND MASTER: SCOUT」
Power: A
Speed: A
Range: ∞
Durability: E
Precision: D
Potential: A
6:35
「STAND: FRENCH BUCKET」
「STAND MASTER: SPY」
Power: Ø
Speed: E
Range: D
Durability: B
Precision: C
Potential: B
6:58
「STAND: AMERICAN BOOT」
「STAND MASTER: SOLDIER」
Power: A
Speed: B
Range: C
Durability: A
Precision: C
Potential: A
unknown who ruining multiverse and everything
power:∞
speed:∞
Is that a stupid anime trash thing
@@floppa_whoppa9191 get ready to fend yourself against a hoard of angry weebs
Don’t worry I’m prepared
What about the nuclear titties?
Literally anything: happens
Heavy: *i s n i c e*
1:34 i need 1 hour of this
Bay Filimci I'm on it
Bay Filimci I could only do 10 minutes cause my editor kept crashing
Good idea
@Y3Y orjinali ne
Me 2
1:32 tried this for a pickup line 10/10 would use again
7:11 I have never noticed that baguette before
Jethro Q. Walrustitty on top of the logs
The amount of weird shit in the background if just so funny
5:30 Alexa, play: "World Revolving"
Imagine ur in an abandoned sewer and you hear from the distance
*_i t s t h e p i z z a b o y_*
Sewer medic:GET OUT OF MEIN SEWER!!
Piss
Is there such a thing as an "abandoned sewer"?
@@eggsntoasty from an abandoned city
Lets be real: what Miss Pauling did to Soldier was justified, i mean, he punched scout into space for NO REASON. Scout and Miss Pauling were just on a date!
This music and opening must be the greatest opening on TH-cam!
God dammit TH-cam !
TH-cam are inhaling "Good Stuff" like Merasmus
When you're angry so much that you hit a class with another class
4:49 Anyone else notice the sign in the back?
THIS IS THIS
I DO
METH
I'm your 69th likehsuwhywbeuwh1umaiwkwiek3ijeidn387
@@alterrapda9057 this is this i do meth moment
2:56 merasmus: can i borrow $50?
Soldier: yes! guicci gang chill as ice!
Eh I wanted to watch it again anyways
Who wouldn't?
Same
Colemichael16 me too
Colemichael16 Same xD
Me:I love you.
Crush: 1:31
Me: 1:33
Her Bf: 2:14
Why is dat boi my cousin?
I’d say you have a chance
8:00 this legitimately one of the best remix’s I’ve ever heard it sound like something from donkey Kong Country (for the SNES)
Probarly take on me by a-ha
it is my friend
I just found out that he manually puts in captions so you can more accurately tell what they're saying, rather than a bot attempting to figure it out.
I give you 10/10 for actually caring about what you do, and putting tons of effort into it! I wholeheartedly support you, and your endeavors!
2:32
This Soldier has to be this loud to let the world know that he's been kicked in the balls
No it's from the pain.
r/wooooooooooooooosh
@@snoopycross2796 what is the whoosh for?
@@Chinaball-fx7gi being kicked in the balls causes pain that no one can comprehend.
@@snoopycross2796 that is not how-wait you got wooshed by the comment......damn that will be painfull
Being kicked in the nuts is something that nobody can comprehend fr it hurts
my opinion on alot of things since 2015 1:28
Including THIS. "You are ten pounds of French crap in a five-pound Dispenser."
no offense
2:58
When I get a 20 killstreak on a F2P and he calls me a hacker
[TeamAlis] GamerTag 80 Gucci gang f your ass
When you get 20 killstreak and they all call you hacker...
2:35 I love the say she just shuffles off
Next is Oktoberfest Troubles? [Reuploaded comment]
Demoman already drank it.
No.
Yus
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEESSS
Ham
B E N D I N G T I M E A N D S P A C E
Great Job on the reupload. Sucks that happened, but hey! Still a great video! Keep up the good work ST!
Edit: Don'tcha think this soldier should wear the Gunboats or Mantreads as an attack of some kind? WOuld make sense. Why?
BECAUSE A M E R I C A N B O O T.
He doesn't need to, because he is an American Boot
Spy!
"Of course"
I love how the blue screen of the dispenser tells that the engineer is new to watching the Unusual Troubles Universe(Instructions on Blue screen state that if you're new you have to repair the dispenser with your wrench. It then says that if the shit happens again(this is what the soldier does, so out of that we can get the fact that soldier has watched watched several more Unusual Troubles Movies), you have to check that you're not dead(Soldier isn't dead), find a reason to live (soldier is seen playing a major league duelling game with heavy later), find scout, kick his nuts and later find a clown(which he later did). So now that the dispenser has been restarted in both ways, we end up with the question: What actually was the video? I hope we find out soon!
Dang
Maybe the video is unusual troubles season 2
and soldier even restart univers with the cake episode, so there is no reason that this will not work
it's a multidimensional dispenser?
That dispenser knows too much
At least Darth Vader was nice enough to return Scout to Earth.
Scout activates his stand『The World』
The soldier sings "Shut up and sleep with me "its the best
Soldier: Son i'm proud of u
Scout: yeah thc
Soldier: No! 😂
3:05 I smell pennies (this ocassion, he smells dollars)