Honestly. I feel like that’s something that might actually happen. If only cats were a pack animal. Which they’re not. So the situation is actually unlikely. You wanna believe it tho cuz Theo is just that good at storytelling.
as someone from louisiana, i can affirm that the stray cats here do form little packs. can’t vouch for their crime statistics of jumping children but they roam in groups for sure.
i know this is asking a lot but id love episode number and dates in a tiny corner. also an idea for content, videos of YMH reacting to their staple sound bites
ive always thought comedians are better in convos, because its usually a relatable topic and you need to be witty. when its all pre-meditated and scripted it loses some of the luster ya mean
@@chiefwawawa Only mediocre comedians. Some of them like Rogan are just better at convos than standup. But then you have John Mulaney, Bill Burr and Chappelle who are genuinely incredible standups
@@awfulpwn thats true Rogan's standup sucks balls, but Burr and Chapelle fukin epitomize the art. especially Chapelle, he will go down with Carlin and Pryor as the greatests'
That was a very strange trasition, they were talking about rubbing one out and then said "oh yeah joe is like that"💀 talking about joe Rogan's podcast, a completely seperate convo😂😂
أحلى ثنائي عندي : ثيو وبوبي , أو بوبي وتوم, بوبي وتوم شي ثااااني😂 توم يضحك بشكل مو طبيعي لما يكون مع بوبي بس انه يضحك عليه مايضحك معاه😭😭 وطبعًا كريس ديليا وبراين كالن الله يرحمهم.
@@chickenjuice4841 Luckily I do understand English, but I prefer to comment in Arabic because I want to find Arab comedy fans that I can talk to about everything comedy (podcasts, new specials, Opie and Anthony, black Phillip, etc...) I tried so hard to make my girlfriends and sisters like comedy like I do but no luck, so yeah, that's why I comment in Arabic, I'm sure I'll find some girls who are interested in comedy as much as me.
That's hands down one of y'alls best videos. Fucking hysterical. Theo though...you got attacked by a flying pussy?! ROFL I love Covington. It's a beautiful part of La. And at least when I would go with my good friend from Tulane to see her family there, in the 90s, it was far from struggling. I remember there being a big arts component to it and the kids coming out of Covington had insanely high college graduation or graduate level education levels. And Mandeville was like it's less classy, nouveau riche cousin. I loved going there!
"smear the queer" .....I never took it as a gay reference. Even as a kid, I always just assumed it was the dictionary definition of the word queer: 'strange; odd' The person with the ball is 'the *odd* man out' (odd man out, of course, is defined as: a person or thing *differing from all other members of a particular group* or set *in some way* ). The person with the ball is the one in the group who is 'different' (queer) because they have the ball and nobody else does, obviously. The object is to smear ( 'to spread out on a surface'....by tackling them to the ground, in this case... or 'to utterly defeat'.... getting the ball away from them) the queer (odd man out) so you get the ball. It seems like a bunch of sexual stuff being assumed by people for no reason... but, I could be wrong. Incidently, as to 'what do kids call it these days?': My kids call it "Force The Homosexual With The Ball To The Ground With Your Body And Take The Ball Away Because Holding A Football Makes You A Homosexual And Homosexuality Is Bad, But I Want The Ball, Even If It Makes Me Homosexual"...... I think 🤔 ....... Im kidding...christ. They called it "Fumble Bumble". Why? .....because parents are dumb. They taught their kids a game, supported them playing it with others, then thought it was a good idea to explained how the name of the game was 'homophobic', explaine why it was 'homophobic' and what the slang/modern usage for 'queer' meant (never mentioning the other definition) ...... then, told them to call it something silly (that they made up on the spot) to ensure that if a kid gets injured, while their body might be in pain but no feelings would be hurt. 😢🤦♂️🙄 I guess pain and feeling.... only counts when it's emotional and intangible. "Broken bone? Don't be such a bit-.....sensitive person. Sorry. I almost called you a bitch.... then you'd really be suffering! It's just a compound fracture. You're being dramatic about it, like someone called you the N word or something. That's unreasonably weak of you. No offense." ...which, ultimately, is the goal, right? If people get hurt or die, that's not optimal but it could be worse.... people could get their feelings hurt, and that's downright untolerable. 😂 ...fuck, I hate people. 😅
Is that painting supposed to be of theo?? All I see is Chris Farley lmao!.. and it just dawned on me.. he probably wouldn't choose a giant painting of another comic lol
Feel you don't tell that kind of stuff in public. How does your friend taste anyway and what was his name. You can't have sex with a girl after your friend just does that's absolutely disgusting unless you're gay I mean then I guess it's okay and yes Theo we are still waiting for you to come out of the closet
Video idea: comedians telling Joey Diaz stories!
Fuck yeah I second this. Tremendous
Yes this and also Tom Segura & Joey Diaz… it’ll be a video of Tom laughing the entire time 😂
Great idea
Great idea
Great idea. But only the ones that make uncle Joey die laughing 😂
I get so emotionally invested when Theo starts talking about the monkey escape story.
I love how Bert tries to take over Theo's stories half way through like he does with Tom but Theo is like "hell naw son this is my time" 😂
People constantly ask me why im laughing so hard while i stock shelves and its always this channel
Theo Von deserves every drop of fame that he gets.
Thank you for making my desk job tolerable👍
"And then it turned white and then it went to heaven." Fuck I lost it.
Theo getting sniped by a roof cat after getting tackled by cats is cartoon level funny. If it happened
Honestly. I feel like that’s something that might actually happen. If only cats were a pack animal. Which they’re not. So the situation is actually unlikely. You wanna believe it tho cuz Theo is just that good at storytelling.
as someone from louisiana, i can affirm that the stray cats here do form little packs. can’t vouch for their crime statistics of jumping children but they roam in groups for sure.
@@colinryan4737 tbf ive seen packs of stray cats
Theo only tells true stories, that’s the best and craziest part.
i know this is asking a lot but id love episode number and dates in a tiny corner. also an idea for content, videos of YMH reacting to their staple sound bites
Theo is one of the funniest dudes out there
PERFECT way to end the video…. Theo laughing…. Laughing… laughing.. then you see him finally figure out what PTSD stands for and laughed again hahaha
Theo really loves belts 😂
that belt to belt edit is appreciated.
8:53 you can just hear "a boats harder". Too funny.
Thank you for doing these 🙏❤️❤️❤️
I grew up in the gout/stray animal belt.
Theo is super funny but his Netflix special was hard to watch
I felt the same way . Idk why maybe I need to re watch it
ive always thought comedians are better in convos, because its usually a relatable topic and you need to be witty. when its all pre-meditated and scripted it loses some of the luster ya mean
Seemed like he was to amped up, nervous got the best of him
@@chiefwawawa Only mediocre comedians. Some of them like Rogan are just better at convos than standup. But then you have John Mulaney, Bill Burr and Chappelle who are genuinely incredible standups
@@awfulpwn thats true Rogan's standup sucks balls, but Burr and Chapelle fukin epitomize the art. especially Chapelle, he will go down with Carlin and Pryor as the greatests'
"optimization" I fucking died
“Wait how did he get in the shower”
Boogie turned out to be chapel lacey 😂😂
Great channel bro
That was a very strange trasition, they were talking about rubbing one out and then said "oh yeah joe is like that"💀 talking about joe Rogan's podcast, a completely seperate convo😂😂
Monkey story had me rolling😂😂😂
Nabisco Malone lmfao
Lmao that joey Diaz story is sooo true lmao
4:40 hardest Theo has ever laughed?
I really miss ralphie May. Rest in peace ralphie we love you and miss you man
That was fun. I'm gonna go buy a new harp or something
Why did Bert ever think that orig angle worked on his pod
Huh?
Cause its bert
أحلى ثنائي عندي : ثيو وبوبي , أو بوبي وتوم, بوبي وتوم شي ثااااني😂 توم يضحك بشكل مو طبيعي لما يكون مع بوبي بس انه يضحك عليه مايضحك معاه😭😭 وطبعًا كريس ديليا وبراين كالن الله يرحمهم.
english, learn it Mohammed
@@naaaej As long as he's not in the US he's fine and not harming anybody. Not everyone is like you, prick! Let's Go Brandon!
Can you understand English but not type, no hate Dalal but how you watch this video it’s in English. Does the comedy really translate to subtitles?
@@chickenjuice4841 Luckily I do understand English, but I prefer to comment in Arabic because I want to find Arab comedy fans that I can talk to about everything comedy (podcasts, new specials, Opie and Anthony, black Phillip, etc...) I tried so hard to make my girlfriends and sisters like comedy like I do but no luck, so yeah, that's why I comment in Arabic, I'm sure I'll find some girls who are interested in comedy as much as me.
@@Ana-Dalal fair enough bro
Fuck that covington bit hit me hard. Had to pause the video for a while
Kill the carrier is the only thing i ever heard, sounds better than wanting to smear the queer🤣
Thats howTheo got so good. Following Joey
I don't think that's very accurate.
@@tyronebiggums745 ofcourse not the only reason. Going on after a crusher always makes you a better comic
4:20 trying to look for the reality tv show they were both on "reality bites back" cant find it online
Me too. Had Luenell in it to but I can’t find either
love love love
Corky Gaines is the most Florida name I’ve ever heard. He must have become a minor league baseball player
Fucking Nabisco Malone 😂
Aint the biggest fan of Bert but Theo got that hitta bwoi
Is theo honestly even a real person
He's a real one
Optimization
10:28 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What happened to corky? Did the dog get him?
What show they talking about at 3:34?
Bert looks like if post malone wasn't famous (just a generic bloke without the tattoos) 🤣
That's hands down one of y'alls best videos. Fucking hysterical. Theo though...you got attacked by a flying pussy?! ROFL I love Covington. It's a beautiful part of La. And at least when I would go with my good friend from Tulane to see her family there, in the 90s, it was far from struggling. I remember there being a big arts component to it and the kids coming out of Covington had insanely high college graduation or graduate level education levels. And Mandeville was like it's less classy, nouveau riche cousin. I loved going there!
What's up with this camera? Is this CC T.V.?!
The more I hear Theo the more I think he the next Ari. Hated but just there.
Nah bro Theo ain’t dosing people, he’s also way more open than Ari. Check some of his solo podcasts
What's somethin with your eyes?
Optimization?
Damn i wish i could develop a laugh like Bert's
I love it
Why would Bert decorate his man cave like a Cracker Barrel?
The real question is, why wouldn’t you decorate your man cave like a Cracker Barrel?! Mmm.... biscuits.
Dd he call the black kid a lil’ boogie?
Brent wouldn't have taken acid
"smear the queer" .....I never took it as a gay reference. Even as a kid, I always just assumed it was the dictionary definition of the word queer: 'strange; odd'
The person with the ball is 'the *odd* man out' (odd man out, of course, is defined as: a person or thing *differing from all other members of a particular group* or set *in some way* ). The person with the ball is the one in the group who is 'different' (queer) because they have the ball and nobody else does, obviously. The object is to smear ( 'to spread out on a surface'....by tackling them to the ground, in this case... or 'to utterly defeat'.... getting the ball away from them) the queer (odd man out) so you get the ball.
It seems like a bunch of sexual stuff being assumed by people for no reason... but, I could be wrong.
Incidently, as to 'what do kids call it these days?': My kids call it "Force The Homosexual With The Ball To The Ground With Your Body And Take The Ball Away Because Holding A Football Makes You A Homosexual And Homosexuality Is Bad, But I Want The Ball, Even If It Makes Me Homosexual"...... I think 🤔 .......
Im kidding...christ. They called it "Fumble Bumble". Why? .....because parents are dumb. They taught their kids a game, supported them playing it with others, then thought it was a good idea to explained how the name of the game was 'homophobic', explaine why it was 'homophobic' and what the slang/modern usage for 'queer' meant (never mentioning the other definition) ...... then, told them to call it something silly (that they made up on the spot) to ensure that if a kid gets injured, while their body might be in pain but no feelings would be hurt. 😢🤦♂️🙄 I guess pain and feeling.... only counts when it's emotional and intangible. "Broken bone? Don't be such a bit-.....sensitive person. Sorry. I almost called you a bitch.... then you'd really be suffering! It's just a compound fracture. You're being dramatic about it, like someone called you the N word or something. That's unreasonably weak of you. No offense."
...which, ultimately, is the goal, right? If people get hurt or die, that's not optimal but it could be worse.... people could get their feelings hurt, and that's downright untolerable. 😂
...fuck, I hate people. 😅
Yurt
Is boogie lil nas x?
I remember when i first found out it was gonna be a father i made a promise to God to never masturbate... Man i let my lord down
I never comment on this thing, but i can’t help but point out that it looks like 6 wet elf women down voted this
LET'S GO!
Brandon!
What the hell kind of camera is this in the first scene a 360 camera apparently it looks round everything looks really stupid
Bert talks about dating a chick who smelled like baloney. All of his ex-girlfriends are white so I have to assume they all smelled like baloney
Is that painting supposed to be of theo?? All I see is Chris Farley lmao!.. and it just dawned on me.. he probably wouldn't choose a giant painting of another comic lol
He’s not a follower of Jesus Christ is he
Hey I hate wild angles.
Feel you don't tell that kind of stuff in public. How does your friend taste anyway and what was his name. You can't have sex with a girl after your friend just does that's absolutely disgusting unless you're gay I mean then I guess it's okay and yes Theo we are still waiting for you to come out of the closet
The two most racist comics in the industry??
If you think these dudes are racist, then you sir are the problem.
Yeah, you can tell they really do a lot to oppress minorities and keep them down...
Nah
@@alchemistkwhitz4946 people like you are the reason real racism can never be dealt with.
F. U. P
Bert is NOT funny. I said it😐