"do you want a reasonably attractive linebacker to hold you, stroke your head, and tell you that it's not your fault that your crappy bf was a crappy bf" you are a god.
10:27 He's joking, but if a psych major offered to write at least a B grade paper for me I'd be considering marriage. The only things more soul crushing and demeaning than a school paper is fast food and retail. So yes after he said "I'm gonna write this paper for you... I can get you at least a B" my next words in between tears were absolutely "Can I take you out sometime?"
I would be begging him the entire time to just give me a hug- LIKE I NEED AFFECTION IN LIFE SO I WOULD BE HUGGING HIM AND CLINGING TO HIM LONG BEFORE HE TYPED OUR ESSAY.
i don't even need to write an essay right now but this perfectly describes how I always feel when writing essays and simultaneously brought tears to my eyes for remembering the feeling of writing essays while comforting me that I don't have to worry about it right now
I don't know how but this really affected me, I started bawling my eyes out hugging a pillow pretending it was a sweet himbo philosophy major. That comfort was really needed, I didn't realise how much I needed it, thanks
I clicked this on a whim and didn’t expect it to be so good 😊 it’s so comforting, and I also couldn’t help but laugh at the friendship pending. Really cute. Seems like a genuinely nice guy. Ahhh. Himbo win 🥇
As a chem/English double major who was absolute trash as philosophy, this healed part of my soul. I love this boi! Also your humor is so good. Several lines got real laughs out of me (and I mean actual laughs not just exhale-slightly-stronger-through-the-nose)
I envy your degree in chemistry. I love my microbiology, but when I'm not crying over the class, chemistry always looked so cool. I actually love writing scientific papers, it's just the non science stuff that makes me space out.🥴
I was having a rough night and can I just say this comforted me immensely and then the ending put me almost instantly to sleep.. it was so nice to find
Him :"Are you ok ? Hay it's just me!" Me:" throws a Sharp construction pencil in his direction and move my hands into a defensive position then I come down when I realise it's just the cute himbo that helps out of the library"
Yknow, 5 minutes before I scrolled down and saw this, I was actually thinking if there was any himbo audios(namely because I have a huge soft spot for himbos.) Idk if. It was the algorithm that heard me or my FBI agent, but I am eternally grateful. This is exactly what my cramping self needs TwT
How did you know I needed to be held? Seriously all of your videos are amazing with all of there own story lines and everything. Love watching your videos!
First if all, amazing audio, love the story line, love the sound effects, love your acting!! Secondly (because I'm curious), should you make the sound effects yourself, how does the thought process work? Like do you write the script and then try to find stuff that fits, or are you like "this keyboard would make an amazing sound effect" and then come up with a script you write around that
I make a lot of the sound effects (including these) myself, and I generally write them into the story as I go ...is what I usually do, except this one time when I literally bought the keyboard for the ASMR potential and then wrote a script around it 😂
I just realized after watching you for a while that you sound like one of my friends and now idk how to feel 😅🥲edit: AND AFTER WATCHING THIS ONE HE ACTS LIKE MY FRIEND HELP
Genuinly this is one my favorite audios of all time, not just from you, I mean on TH-cam. It's somehow exactly what I needed when I wasn't even looking for it. You make magic so keep at it!
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Fun Fact: Did you know that if you eat an apple nothing will change and you will still be depressed?
I choose to believe this is a pre-quel to the DILF who helped us clean the AC. The time line adds up, the art source is from the same place, the traits are the same (Black Hair, Green Eyes, Broad Shoulders). My theory is we got divorced from him (IDK why, but he is divorced in that video) and the kids he tells us about are our kids. I don't know this has some pretty solid evidence.
I love this so much!! Although, I'm now wondering if it is weird that I can hear the slight difference between the space and delete keys and all the letters, numbers, and symbol keys. Like I can slightly tell when a word starts and ends, but definitely when an idea, word, or letter is being deleted
This audio put me in an absolutely bizarre space of feeling both really young and old at the same time; I wasn't around for the advent of the PC (my first OS was Win 98...), but I knew the different things being mentioned... And no, I'm not a techie. I blame my folks for being able to talk like one. Nerds of all sorts for DAYS. 🤣 Also, 110 on an IBM is pretty impressive! I can get up to 120, but that's only rote copy; otherwise I hit around 90 and then my brain can't keep up with my fingers and bad things happen. 😂
"do you want a reasonably attractive linebacker to hold you, stroke your head, and tell you that it's not your fault that your crappy bf was a crappy bf"
you are a god.
Fact!!
In my school this wouldn’t happen these are all just fantasies of the brain of a 8th grader lol
6:02
@@megantheprootoo ofc, that's why we're here 🥲 all fantasies
Man I would love for this to be a series.
Me too!!!
agree
I agree on this
Agreed
YES.
10:27 He's joking, but if a psych major offered to write at least a B grade paper for me I'd be considering marriage. The only things more soul crushing and demeaning than a school paper is fast food and retail. So yes after he said "I'm gonna write this paper for you... I can get you at least a B" my next words in between tears were absolutely "Can I take you out sometime?"
Facts. People who can write papers have my whole heart and attention.
me working on ap psych rn 😭
“Aren’t we in the same continental philosophy course?” I love you Whisp lmaooo
Your ability to incorporate intriguing story, ASMR triggers, and quality vocals is unmatched!
Your ability to incorporate intriguing story, Asmr triggers, and quality vocals is unmatched!
"..are unmatched!"**
Whispurr is a himbo in real life ♡
I have no proofs but also no doubts.
my friend I believe we are on the same page.
exactly.
I second this
Proof is "yes from several people"
I am also an agreer of this idea.
Us:U CANT JUST MAGICALLY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
whispurr: yes I can come here I give u lap hugs and cuddles
Us: *dies*
I'd fall in love immediately with a himbo like this
Same!
I would be begging him the entire time to just give me a hug- LIKE I NEED AFFECTION IN LIFE SO I WOULD BE HUGGING HIM AND CLINGING TO HIM LONG BEFORE HE TYPED OUR ESSAY.
HIMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!! Whispurr and himbos are mu weaknes
Yesaaa
Damn toga😏
@@elsaleroux7522 toga freaky freaky😏
@•Max• you gotta love himbos otherwise you’re living life wrong 😌✋
yall dont understand the chokehold this man has me in
i am a simple woman. i see himbo asmr, i click. anyways, i love this audio so much (along with all your other videos)
Him: hey 😀
Me: *heart attack* SHUSH! WHAT! WHERE?! *my heart stopped and my anger issues woke up* 😀
Fight or flight? No anger or tears
i don't even need to write an essay right now but this perfectly describes how I always feel when writing essays and simultaneously brought tears to my eyes for remembering the feeling of writing essays while comforting me that I don't have to worry about it right now
This is an absolute delight of a storyline! If you were to make a series with this particular character, I highly doubt any of us would mind!
I don't know how but this really affected me, I started bawling my eyes out hugging a pillow pretending it was a sweet himbo philosophy major. That comfort was really needed, I didn't realise how much I needed it, thanks
Same! :,(
A philosophy major football player is such a good character concept, I love it
5:40 "do you have any friends you could call?" *me? friends? psh, ok.*
I am in love with him! And i adore the old school computer premise lol. The video graphics in the computer screen in the background, phenomenal!!
IKR!? I noticed both.😂
I clicked this on a whim and didn’t expect it to be so good 😊 it’s so comforting, and I also couldn’t help but laugh at the friendship pending. Really cute. Seems like a genuinely nice guy. Ahhh. Himbo win 🥇
I would probably immediately start crying when that man hugged me
The way my eyes SNAPPED open when he said he could type 110 words per minute MY GOD THAT'S SO FAST
As a chem/English double major who was absolute trash as philosophy, this healed part of my soul. I love this boi! Also your humor is so good. Several lines got real laughs out of me (and I mean actual laughs not just exhale-slightly-stronger-through-the-nose)
I envy your degree in chemistry. I love my microbiology, but when I'm not crying over the class, chemistry always looked so cool. I actually love writing scientific papers, it's just the non science stuff that makes me space out.🥴
As someone who’s currently writing their thesis I have to say this is absolute gold.
This was so cute, I seriously loved this. Your scripts are always so enjoyable and unique! Would love to see more from this character in the future.
i live for himbos
I was having a rough night and can I just say this comforted me immensely and then the ending put me almost instantly to sleep.. it was so nice to find
Saying that we are alone in a room, IS NOT COMFORTING THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE UR GUNNA MURDER ME😭
There’s nothing more romantic than someone breaking your schools code of ethics for you :)
You had me at himbo
why is he so cute
i just start laughing each time he reminds the mc that hes a dumb jock i love him and i love being taken care of
Thanks Whispurr! Really enjoyed the keyboard sounds! 😊
One of the best ASMR’s I’ve heard in awhile
He is the cutest omg
This was sweet! I would want to see more of this!! 🤩 Wonderful work and the keyboard clacking was a nice touch.
I love himbo contact
I've been watching a few in your videos and I've been loving the way you hide the sound waves etc whatever that's called but anyway, that is so cool
Yooo my dumb ahh was confused like “who tf uses a type writer bro it’s 2022” then saw 1980s and I was like ohhhhh😭😭😭
So sweet, sooo relaxing. If heaven was a sound this would be it.
*F school I’m becoming a forest goblin*
Aughhh
This made me cry. This is what i needed
“Enter: Himbo” goes right up there with “exit, pursued by bear” in my books
I just got most of my homework done so I'm feeling all of this listener's pain at the moment🤣
WE LOVE HIMBOOOOSSS
SIGN ME THE F*** UP- MHM MHM
Him :"Are you ok ? Hay it's just me!"
Me:" throws a Sharp construction pencil in his direction and move my hands into a defensive position then I come down when I realise it's just the cute himbo that helps out of the library"
you make the best typing asmr, its doesnt feel random but not like planned or repetitive, very very relaxing :DDDD
also i adore 80s keyboard sound and it being set in the 80s made me very happy
I will be needing more videos of this himbo as soon as possible please and thank you!!!
Yknow, 5 minutes before I scrolled down and saw this, I was actually thinking if there was any himbo audios(namely because I have a huge soft spot for himbos.) Idk if. It was the algorithm that heard me or my FBI agent, but I am eternally grateful. This is exactly what my cramping self needs TwT
god i love himbos
forget knees weak this made my neck weak 😭😭
How did you know I needed to be held? Seriously all of your videos are amazing with all of there own story lines and everything. Love watching your videos!
First if all, amazing audio, love the story line, love the sound effects, love your acting!!
Secondly (because I'm curious), should you make the sound effects yourself, how does the thought process work? Like do you write the script and then try to find stuff that fits, or are you like "this keyboard would make an amazing sound effect" and then come up with a script you write around that
I make a lot of the sound effects (including these) myself, and I generally write them into the story as I go
...is what I usually do, except this one time when I literally bought the keyboard for the ASMR potential and then wrote a script around it 😂
I wish there were more 80’s ASMR videos
I just realized after watching you for a while that you sound like one of my friends and now idk how to feel 😅🥲edit: AND AFTER WATCHING THIS ONE HE ACTS LIKE MY FRIEND HELP
Genuinly this is one my favorite audios of all time, not just from you, I mean on TH-cam. It's somehow exactly what I needed when I wasn't even looking for it. You make magic so keep at it!
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
Fun Fact: Did you know that if you eat an apple nothing will change and you will still be depressed?
it being 2:59 am… “it’s almost 3am” 👀😂 anyway i love your audios ^u^
i can feel the frustration threw the screen
Ouuu having the audio thing on the computer screen, clever and creative lol I like it
The elusive smart jock. I've heard tell of them, but I've never seen one in the flesh.
Did not expect to love this, but bro got me giggling and shi
Ah yes perfect thing to come home to after a long exhausted day 😭
Tyyyyyyy I love this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕
you know that PC is lagging like a son of a gun trying to keep up with his typing like damn son 💀🤚
Perfection! Once again❤️
that keyboard scratched my brain in the most right space and this bish right here is addicted to 1980's style so this audio = total win
I’m watching this while I’m having writers block and it’s midnight
I WOULD MARRY THIS MAN
No because my brother walked in on me falling asleep listening to the typing sound 🥲😭🤚🏻
He probably thinks I'm crazy by now 🤣
"enter: himbo" is now my favorite quote
YAY HIMBOS!!!
I was watching with subtitles since I am a bit bad at hearing and I kept wondering why it said he was applausing while I was trying to nap 😂
after a little while the typing sounds some somebody very horribly failing to unlock a door 😭😭
im blushinggggg, he's so cute
This is perfection.
I choose to believe this is a pre-quel to the DILF who helped us clean the AC. The time line adds up, the art source is from the same place, the traits are the same (Black Hair, Green Eyes, Broad Shoulders). My theory is we got divorced from him (IDK why, but he is divorced in that video) and the kids he tells us about are our kids. I don't know this has some pretty solid evidence.
That description is gold
Yeah Imma need another part
i love this character
I’m literally such a sucker for himbos-
Im obsessed omg pleasssse more m4a !
please make this into a series 😌
Yes sir please write my essay for me while I sit still look pretty in your lap, that'd be a dream 😫‼️‼️
bruh i feel so young cause i have absolutely no idea what he’s talk about with this computer 😂😂😂😂
I love this so much!! Although, I'm now wondering if it is weird that I can hear the slight difference between the space and delete keys and all the letters, numbers, and symbol keys. Like I can slightly tell when a word starts and ends, but definitely when an idea, word, or letter is being deleted
i think a lot of us can. we hear those sounds everyday for hours over years now
Have a good day everyone
that keyboard >>>>>
WHISPURRS AUDIOS ARE MY WEAKNESSS
"don't worry im not gonna try anything"
Me, a simp : "but you can try anything you want on me" x)
I’m actually listening to this at 3 am
This just goes to show that some people have higher intelligence than their processing speed.
This audio put me in an absolutely bizarre space of feeling both really young and old at the same time; I wasn't around for the advent of the PC (my first OS was Win 98...), but I knew the different things being mentioned... And no, I'm not a techie. I blame my folks for being able to talk like one. Nerds of all sorts for DAYS. 🤣
Also, 110 on an IBM is pretty impressive! I can get up to 120, but that's only rote copy; otherwise I hit around 90 and then my brain can't keep up with my fingers and bad things happen. 😂
I love your weirdos
God I love your videos
gotta be a series
Sir, this is a Wendy's
You had me at TRS-80...
WordPerfect?
Serious flashbacks.
At least it wasn't a triggering reference to WYSIWYG.😂
Pov: Story on how my mom met my dad *Love Story*
Plot twist: They had a divorce bcuz apparently dad drank too much :")
- I'm f-cking crying dude lmao
OMGGGGGGGG 😭💖💖💖 🛐🛐🛐🛐