Idea: Spam the chat with stuff like, “THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!” Then make people think your crazy, THEN make it happen! (And say; “I told you, should have listened!!”)
Decabox: *gives albert admin commands on life in paradise* Albert: Thank you so much! I wont abuse this power! Albert from the inside: *I'm about to ruin this mans whole career* Edit: Omg thank you everyone for getting me to 1k likes this is the most likes i've ever gotten :DDD
Me: Mom! Where do dogs go when they die? Mom: They go to *_Dead Dog Centre_* Me: Oh- Nice- Me: Where do old people go? Mom: They go to *_Be Die_* Me: I-
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on the bed when they sleep teleport them to a sort of heaven place then slowly make it heck and creepy then make them answer creepy questions or they will get banned then at the end say a creepy message like bye bye then turn it all dark switch creepy messages and start killing her like and copy so Albert sees this Edit: omg tysm I’ve never got this much likes!
Kid: Mommy, I want a pet! Mom: Okay what kind of pet? Kid: *d e a d d o g* Okay why does this have 200 likes as I'm making this edit? This is the worse joke I ever made lol
i can picture the woman he’s playing as going from door to door finding her customers enemies and upon finding them saying “Goodbye, I’m a die mart employee, and one of my customers asked if I could do something for you”
Albert, I know u won't see this, but maybe you should add a bunch of unicorns and rainbows and stuff and slowly add demons and darken the map and then make creepy messages appear and scary noises I hope you read this!
Me: grandma, where are you going to die? Grandma: *dead dog centre* Edit: why did grandma want to die at the dead dog centre? Because my grandma is a dog.
@@bektasyalcin77 Actually, Albert did say that, and this person was giving a compliment so shut up because you're jealous that Albert gets a compliment.
Him: Luigi just died! TH-cam: Now would be a good time for a Nintendo switch ad. Edit: wow thanks for the likes. Also, I've never been the top comment before!
Albert: What would make her leave!? Also Albert: *Points screen at "Dead dog Centere* Me: I have no idea Albert! We will never know why Bad Girl truly left EDIT: OMG TYSM SO MUCH FOR 69 LIKES!!! THIS IS MORE THAN I EVER HAD!!!
“What made her leave?”
*Lets think about that for a second.*
He opened a DEAD DOG CENTRE
CoconutCutie310 me to
Qq11
Me dead dog now now that I'm thinking about it it's an oofy oop
@CoconutCutie310 me to
“ItsFunneh can step aside denis can step aside im going to be the biggest roblox youtuber” flamingo saw the future
Well denis daily quit so it's technically true. 🤷🏽♂️
@@jah5886 sadly yeah
@@jah5886 yeah 😑
I know itsfunneh
Edit: this was 9 months ago and thanks for 7 likes
@@jah5886 *wait he did??*
Albert: Look at the dead dog center
Girl: *leaves*
Albert: Was it something I said...?
Prob the DEAD DOG CENTER p.s Dead dog 😂
Maybe she found her dog hanging?
Yunhoi ok thats to far lol
Yes. Yes it was
L0L
He could write the most terrible things with the letters but he doesn’t, what a legend
yes
including 'bar' he made it into 'br'
ERGNI 😃
@@TheOne_6 Hey let's go too the br and get drnk
atleast on camera he doesnt
Idea: Spam the chat with stuff like, “THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!” Then make people think your crazy, THEN make it happen! (And say; “I told you, should have listened!!”)
Great Idea!
Ya
Sean Phillips meh...
Nice
YES LIKE SO FLAMINGO SEES THIS
You just uploaded 2 videos in under 3 hours...........I LOVE THIS CHANNEL
same
same.
Same
JohnnyDawg how about 4 videos in one hour
he does that daily, so yeah
Imagine how many acounts Albert has made in his life
That's hard
@@keymirxh8386 thats nothing...albert had already created more than 100 accounts in his life.
Probably as many as my sister she has a bunch (she forgot the password and username on most of them so she can’t use them)
325
I wonder that too!
flimflam predicted the "you're going to brazil" meme
Time?
This joke dont work on me, because i already in Brazil
9:45@@mrsfusestopper2176
Me: Albert how do I look?
Albert: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!!!
4:06
Princess gamer girl vlogs classic rock BBQ
Thatguy Fan you are fat
Princess gamer girl vlogs NOT FUNNY ASSHOLE
Sienna Bear nothing said makes the little girl a buttole
You think your funny idiot
Albert: *Dead dog center.*
Me: *Gets Marley and Me flashbacks.* "Oh no...."
*Underrated*
Lol
𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆,ᗷᑌᔕTᗴᖇ
That’s cool I guess
Sn0oPz why God, why?
Decabox: *gives albert admin commands on life in paradise*
Albert: Thank you so much! I wont abuse this power!
Albert from the inside: *I'm about to ruin this mans whole career*
Edit: Omg thank you everyone for getting me to 1k likes this is the most likes i've ever gotten :DDD
Oof
Literally
Lol
Yes do more YyyyEeeeySsss
It’s a game pass
"Be die" Odd form of english, yet i understand it so much-
I know why decabox is “dead”
Becuase he gave Albert admin
Yes
Holly Page get noob u are now banned
Yeah holly page no noob
GET NOOB
69 likes
*nice*
Me: Mom! Where do dogs go when they die?
Mom: They go to *_Dead Dog Centre_*
Me: Oh- Nice-
Me: Where do old people go?
Mom: They go to *_Be Die_*
Me: I-
what i'm telling my kids XD
Ima Snatch Yo Weave xD
This is a littlE big of a copied comment
The meme bear I did both, she did one, I didn’t even mean to copy her :/
Omg it’s all the videos I saw
Dead Dog Center: *goes into business*
All Dogs Go To Heaven Movie: am I a joke to you?
Mystical Mirage omg I forgot that movie, ty for reminding me and XD.
Lolipuz Playz you’re welcome..
Mystical Mirage UwU
**gives epic chillness**
That was literally my childhood movie
Ehhm, try again.
That sucked.
someone: **leaves**
flamgo: *I don't like killing*
*B u t*
*but.......*
@@bbootyshaker9000 *BUT...*
@Dana Morgan a b u t t
Lol
@@bbootyshaker9000 BUT.......
Dis is how many admin command videos i want from him
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47 epicly
WE*
179
@@aaligit3989 what
this is a very smart comment
i love how albert just doesnt have an outro, he just proclaims the moral of the video and then says bye.
Or an intro
😂
iiVangola ｄｅａｄｘｄｏｇ aesthetic username ikr?
remember albertsstuff?
"who the heck is martin luther king-"
*video fades*
Oh well, you are one of those extremely cringe people, asking for "cAn wE mAkE iT tO 100"
1960 : We're going to have time travellers in the future!
2019 : speedlefart
2020 now... HAPPY NEW YEAR
@@Hannah-ku7jg happy new year's!!!!
now my discord name
Flamingo: shows a young child something disturbing
Also flamingo: WHAT WHY DID SHE LEAVE
1980: in the future were gonna have flying cars
2019: *dead dog center*
What
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Chill epic game
memes possibly
Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on the bed when they sleep teleport them to a sort of heaven place then slowly make it heck and creepy then make them answer creepy questions or they will get banned then at the end say a creepy message like bye bye then turn it all dark switch creepy messages and start killing her like and copy so Albert sees this
Edit: omg tysm I’ve never got this much likes!
Good idea he should use it on someone called bouncybouncyleeloo
Give the original person credits copy paste
I've seen someone say tgis maybe they copied without credit or you coped without crdit
@@fennecfoxes1236 stop trying to get in a vid it ain't gona happen
This is too long
Son: hey dad where do dogs go when they die?
Dad:they go to *dead dog center*
Excalibur i actually questioned that to my mom, and she said they go down. I was scared for minutes
『 Crüśhër Døømsčiżør』 ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ oh *heck*
It’s centre
@@lottr472 are you British
Brotherhood of Steel why
“Who’s Albert, I don’t know who you’re talking to.” Me: you don’t know you’re self.
Good joke but its yourself, not youreself
@@LarryTheTugaGamer1511 It's not supposed to be perfect. Nobody cares.
@@canonickero Okay..
That actually didn't make sense to me
@@canonickero shut up
*building says dead dog centre*
Albert: *puts an upside down cat*
wow, out of 1000 views, 992 likes. Nice job Albert
Edit: wow I normally get 1 like
Agree!
1.4k likes and 1.5 views good job
Jesus, that's the best like to dislike ratio in all of Roblox.
@@oklahomalemon7035 agree!
19K views, 2.9K likes, still good job
This game was "Life In Paradise" but albert turned it into "Life In Hell"
Yes
Heck
XD
What do you mean? I think the place is better now that Albert changed some things up
He turned it into dead dog. And it was good.
It’s nice that he doesn’t say bad words and respects why they stopped allowing people to put images 👁👄👁🤩
My Grandson : where do we go when we die?
Me : *You see, you spawn on to roblox and be greeted by-*
b e d i e
_bedie is a very good thing if u don’t think it is i’ll frikin-_
K I L L Y O U
@@naoegokoro3406 b e d t i m e
Grandson?
Albert: She left!?, what did I do!?!?
Me: ..you opened up a “DEAD DOG CENTER”..
I'm getting a dead dog
@Beast 22 no more dogs attacking me:D
stick bug o.O
whats wrong with dead dogs
@@shapes5500 is decabox still banned why was he banned
8:07 Little did he know he would be the biggest roblox youtuber.
denis atm: 😭
Love the videos keep it up also notice me pls and thank you also pogchamp if epic also how's everyone's day going?
“It’s like a dead dog centre on top of a dead dog centre”-Albert 2019
While I read this Albert said it
King Markus same
yes
Lol
Where’s is your content
Me: *Thinks I’m early*
Also me: *Sees 158 comments*
...Oh...
Random Person me. I clicked right away and it says “1.5k views” I’m like what..
So relatable
Lol
Normal Kid get noob
Random person ikr
Kid: Mommy, I want a pet!
Mom: Okay what kind of pet?
Kid: *d e a d d o g*
Okay why does this have 200 likes as I'm making this edit? This is the worse joke I ever made lol
YES
*d e a d d o g*
Mom: kill me now...
I WANT *D E A D D O G*
@@zacharyrichards4446 😂
i can picture the woman he’s playing as going from door to door finding her customers enemies and upon finding them saying “Goodbye, I’m a die mart employee, and one of my customers asked if I could do something for you”
"Little brother in heaven says i hope little sister makes her proud"
Albert: Laughs
IKR lol
Some people (I’m not saying you) think it’s mean when he does that BUT there just role playing and it’s just make believe...
@@tedbennett7135 yea it may be semi offensive but it's still funny
He said h was laughing at something else
@@chuwu1323 yeah
Me when i see “weird” in the title.
Me: alright its another normal video!
Me when i see *Normal* in title
Me: this is gonna be weird..
That's Albert alright
killerbeastion1 / Puzzler Shadow I don’t understand when I say poop is weird people run away from me, But it’s so normal..
Marquis de Lafayette Hello there!
@@sivangruber8034 wow, your so nice keep it 😁😁😁
Mohamed Lawati Aww, Thank you
5:27 if you look on top right Albert has 5 RoUX
WHAAAAAA?????
Ik xD
That's like sooo rich
It’s. Not complete screen
OMG look his (ALBERTOO) ROux
Hi flamingo! I am a really big fan and I was wondering if you could make a "dead noob" store and hire people to be an employee FROM=Your biggest fan.
I need people to like this so we have more content!
2019: I’m going to be the biggest roblox TH-camr
2020: *becomes biggest roblox you-tuber
Im confused what?
Barbara White a you dumb
Are*
the ultimate gamer are you dumb
the ultimate gamer wait i’m confused
Don’t worry Albert you’re admin command videos are what we signed our “be die” contracts for
Which is good :D
Rinna Conklin sorry but I have to correct you
Command**
Oop-
(Thank you xD)
She’s right
We also signed the agreement that hes hot which is true
@@lexey8887 jusaccic no me ha dicho
Is it just me but I like admin Command vids better........don’t you think 🤔:/
Same!
I like these and myth hunting vids
Day Day yes
I like the myth hunting vids and the admin command ones
.
"Im not albert,im death" dreamworks : WRITE THAT DOWN
Yo mouseman
“Ah- LUIGI JUST DIED” *ends video*
😂
Day 53 of quarantine: I have stooped down to a new low listening to a 22 year old man talk about dead dog centers.
More like day 0 for us in Australia 🇦🇺 🇦🇺 🇦🇺
Day 80000 of quarantine: air is air, grass is grass now
We are still suffering from nightmares
CORONAVIRUS
I’m not first
I’m not last
But when I saw this title...
*BUSTER I CAME FAST*
gacha And anime lover i like the buster part, buster
@Leni Weber no u
Leni Weber Go to yes
Yesss busterrrrr
Man try originals, BUSTER
Albert, I know u won't see this, but maybe you should add a bunch of unicorns and rainbows and stuff and slowly add demons and darken the map and then make creepy messages appear and scary noises
I hope you read this!
Albert: WHAT ABOUT THE DEAD DOG CENTRE!!
Me: omg I'm not the only one having internet connection problems
Same
Same
its not internet connection its roblox
@@Blue_Gamer-cb4dk it be either bruh -_-
@@p0l4r0ids3 but it will be mostly roblox
Me: Where do we go when we die?
My friend: Heav-
Also me: *"Be Die"*
Omg! When he said "be die" I readed this 😂😂😂
Itz 【Shadow】 lol
Where do dogs die?
_dead dog centre_
@@zerooption199 lol 😂
Fxck._. Shadow same xD
Albert: Dead dog centre
Also Albert: Puts a cat on it
Yeah he said “close enough”
logic totally
Zombiejoe 0000 it’s still horrible.
@@F1Z5Y nou
Nani?
8:13 HE LITERELY PREDICTED THE FUTURE
*"Eyerone:So how many accounts have you made Albert?"*
*"Albert: Y E S ."*
I do understand the joke but-
*My brain doesn't understand the words*
Lydia UwUz it was just a mistake c:
@@shrubu XD
@@ratnests How is it funny?-
@@shrubu and u dont make sense-
I love when Albert collects souls from unexpecting Roblox players
I love how at the end of the vid he just says “Luigi just die-"
No He Said Luigi Just Die
Wilmer Balmaceda tf
Ghouliee Animations thx
@@Ains_B youre wrong
Ah yes mitsuba
9:32 mans became stitch in a whole milisecond
When your an animal lover and you see the vid thumbnail
Me: ;-; classic albert
Albert: *Goes On home Page*
Alberts Fans *Doesnt see that hes played undertale monster mania*
i saw it -.-
i did too lol i have 36 level
I have 4 resets
*undertale theme music slowly starts coming closer and closer every second*
Our young child is getting a moustache! He's finally growing up into an adult!
~Just a joke
Oh my goodness, our child has grown so fast...I feel like a grandma right now... **sniff** **sniff**
Luigi died,you missed his death,your bad person
Lol tbh yeh buster
OMG ONCE I SAW IT I COULDN'T UNSEE IT
He had a beard :|
Idea:
Change that game to a deathmatch >:D
Albert: everyone JUMP NOW
basicly everyone: WHATEVER U NEED ALBERT
the girl: uh ok
Me: grandma, where are you going to die?
Grandma:
*dead dog centre*
Edit: why did grandma want to die at the dead dog centre? Because my grandma is a dog.
Lmao
**Just casually asking where my grandma is going to die**
NO. GRANDMA IS NOT ALLOWED TO DIE AT DEAD DOG CENTRE
ITS FOR DOGS. NOT DYING GRANDMAS
Mhm, cuz I’m dumb and I have a sad life
“I need something I’m passionate about”
*_”bE dIe”_*
*_”dEaD dOg”_*
..
*"BR"*
@@LeSadSlime Hi A-10.
@@Frisher1 REEEEE
Any game with admin: exists
Albert: “Time to bring me my money”
me: mommy, where did grandma go when she died?
mommy: she went to the Be Die shop
You copied this..
Ayo you copied checkkk
Why did you copy?
@@audreyrosee ayo nothing in this world is original check!!!!!!
Can you delete that comment please?
Roblox player: **leaves from seeing dead dog Center**
Albert: *cOnfUSeD*
Samantha Riggins are you have the do stupid
@Malware With a gun *_did you do stupid?_*
Mami
Yay dead dog:)
『 Clxoudy 』 no u
Albert, you should actually make a heaven were people go when they die and just kill them and teleport them there.
I love how he named it dead DOG centre but he put a dead cat on the building 3:47
Flamingos you should do more admin commands videos and also I saw you online today
Well I saw him... in real life
Pls do more admin but also try to stop *ONLINE DATERS*
its Freddy fas bear
STOP OD STOP OD
People who OnLiNe DaTe R not allowed in this utube channel
No date stopl date pleas
Stop it
Me: watching Albert
Also me. Gets so distracted by the greatness that I stub my toe
Still me: AYEHA shhhhh...shnikies
*shnikies*
Unfunny
Literally what
@@krystalmeier3179 ur jokes
Krystal Meier I don’t care I just wanted to comment something how about you go about your day
Video idea:make a heaven obby that slowly turns to heck and harder
4:20
"What Would Make Her Leave?!"
Me: *Obviously not the DeadDog part.*
420 ...
Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon Amazon
*420*
@@aliciamarshall7077 Yeet
Nice
Okay but is nobody gonna mention how Albert is SLAYING that yellow color 😎
CrazyCupcakeGirl2004 YES AMEN SISTER
@@NovaScotch_3 🙏😂
: )
XDDDDDDDD
I know right he is slaying like a goddess YASSSS QUEEN
Me: MOM I WANT DEAD DOG!!!
Mom: well...lets go to the dead dog center!
noo me no su tow poo to pie
me die on him like SU TART DID MOMMY POO
You forgot the A dead dog
Tom_vlogs soon games Wthecc
Woah that good
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I LOVE your vids 😻
Dead Dog Centre
*RIP Marley from Marley and Me*
*And Bedrock is like: uH nO-*
Copied
Copied
No one:
Not god:
Not satan:
Not even me:
Albert:I will name you
*_S P E E D L E F A R T_*
sweetlefart*
I don’t get it
*S P E E D L E F A R T*
Lol
Me when I’m 18 years old: Im going to adopt a dog!
My mom:In what adoption center?
Me:In the dead dog center!
My mom:What-
*dead dog center*
@@strawberrykoi hey no copy plz
@@strawberrykoi NOO NO NO DON'T BE SAD PLZZ I TAKE IT BACK PLZZ
Mugman *dead dog center*
Mugman *dead dog center*
I can’t wait for the day that Albert monopolizes the entire Adopt Me genre
Albert: I'm gonna be the biggest Roblox youtuber.
Me: You're already the biggest Roblox youtuber in my eyes
Young Dream :o
He never said that ;-;
Also you suck
Bektas Yalcin shut up communist
@@bektasyalcin77
Actually, Albert did say that, and this person was giving a compliment so shut up because you're jealous that Albert gets a compliment.
ME:Thinks of funny joke
Me:looks at 70 other comments with same joke
Well that sucks...
Pex what’s the joke? 🥺😪
I wonder what the joke you head in mind is..?
Tell us the joke pls
Probably was one of the he protecc he attacc things
Rap Battles is still on the front page with bots ~ 8/9/2019
I played that game once and everybody there was not bots.
100th like BABY
John wick: hey has anybody seen my dog?
"Dead dog centre"
So this is where my dog went? Aww man, he's lucky
I was I was dead dog aswell :(
I was in the game with Albert lol I just didn’t talk in chat lol
9:47
I thought you were gonna change it to “bra” XD
He forgot there were little kids watching
Same 😭
he was gonna but he needed the ad revenue
Him: Luigi just died!
TH-cam: Now would be a good time for a Nintendo switch ad.
Edit: wow thanks for the likes. Also, I've never been the top comment before!
Anna Gattis lol I got a Nintendo switch ad
i got a juice ad
I got no add
I got one
fantasticsuperman1456 you got scammed, I don’t have premium but I didn’t get an ad :)
2:04 OMG MAN I LOVE YOUR NAME!
should’ve known that earlier.....
@@joanasantos1400 the name of the account!
Me: sees dead dog center.
Me again: dies as a dog.
Yes u are great
Marley:gentlemen
Albert's mustache is growing OwO~
Albert: *Makes Marley And Me Dog Avatar In Roblox Because It Died*
Also Albert: Dead Dog Center For Days.
Viewers: :O
Rip Speedlefart 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
#12 On Trending For Gaming.
Nice Lmao.
#10 now
Now it’s #8
43
Its 40 where I am
@@addy5919 Ok Lol.
Albert: What would make her leave!?
Also Albert: *Points screen at "Dead dog Centere*
Me: I have no idea Albert!
We will never know why Bad Girl truly left
EDIT: OMG TYSM SO MUCH FOR 69 LIKES!!! THIS IS MORE THAN I EVER HAD!!!
Legend has it that she still leaves that game for no reason
The reply to this comment was funnier than the comment itself
@@100normalhuman guud to know I am a comedic genius 😎
i love “flam go”
even the haters have post notifications thanks for giving albert support noobs
4:44 all kids when they see a magician does a magic trick
4:55 congrats you get every dog lol
*yes*
I wanna go to heaven
go to be die
edit: thanks for 1 like! why is the thumbs up blue?
,_,
Well then...
Bc u want to help urself
Your hilarious
hmm why is it grey 🤔
For some reason I panicked when I pressed the wrong notification 😂
I'm STILL CHILL : )
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Lunatic Luna D
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Idk but your videos make me feel so much better in life. Thank you