令和５年度宮崎県英語スキットコンテスト 第２位 都城聖ドミニコ学園高等学校

Girl: Whew…It sure is nice to have a break for a change! Now I can finally read this book I’ve been wanting to finish
Girl: Hmmm. I was hoping for a very scary book, but this doesn’t seem spooky at all.
Guest: I agree. It doesn’t seem at all spooky or scary, and I should know! But what really scares me is the mess in this room. You should really tidy things up!
Girl: Hey! Who are you? This is my house. You’re trespassing on private property. Do you want me to call the police?
Guest: Tsk, tsk, tsk, that wouldn’t do you any good. I’m supposed to be here. This is where we always meet. It’s actually you who’s trespassing.
Girl: This is my house! What are you talking about? This is where who always meet?
Guest: Calm down, calm down. Why don’t you have some coffee. One, two…there you go.
Girl: That’s MY coffee you’re giving me.
Girl: Your finger is in my coffee!
Guest: My finger can’t get burned. I’m a ghost.
Girl: I’m not worried about your finger! I’m worried about my now dirty coffee! You should make me a new one.
Guest: No time! The ghost meeting is about to start. Hey, I have an idea! You should join us! We need to practice scaring humans.
Girl: Well, you look like you need practice. You don’t seem like much of a ghost, if you are even a ghost.
Guest: Oh really? Well, get ready to get really scared by my power! Door! Open and close!
Girl: Are you serious? That’s not scary at all. This book says ghosts are much more powerful than humans, but I’m starting to think that’s not true.
Guest: Of course it’s true! Do you think you’re more powerful than me?
Girl: As a matter of fact, that’s exactly what I think. Look. How about something as simple as drinking this? I bet you can’t do it!
Guest: No problem!
Girl: Okay. That answers that question. One point for me!
Guest: How dare you look down on me! I’ll show you! I’m going to fill this room with bugs! Come on bugs!
Girl: Hah! There’s only one, and it went right back out the window. Your powers really suck!
Guest: Wow, you’re the rudest human I’ve ever met.
Girl: Oh, I’m sorry. Here have this. It’ll cheer you right up!
Guest: Thanks.
Girl: Yeah. I didn’t think so. Mmmmm…It’s so juicy!
Guest: You’re so spiteful! Now you’re in for it! My friend has gotten angry!
Girl: Your friend…?
Sock Puppet: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Girl: Ummm. That’s a sock puppet. In fact, that’s a sock from my school See the name’s right here!
Sock Puppet: Whaaat?
Girl: Hey! Stop that!
Guest: Don’t touch my friend! Sock puppets can be ghosts, too!
Sock puppet: I’m her friend!
Girl: Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. Oh, look! I got a message from my friend. You know. My real friend!
Guest: Ooooo! You are sooo nasty.
Girl: Nasty? No I’m just telling you the truth. You are silly and weak, while I am much stronger than you!
Guest: No, no, no! That’s the final straw! We’ll show you how powerful we are! We are going to make you disappear!
Girl: Go ahead. Give it a try!
Sock puppet: Did you hear that sound?
Guest: What was that?
Guest and Girl: Oh no! It’s a giant Miyazaki cockroach!
Girl: Let’s get out of here! Nothing is stronger and scarier than a Miyazaki cockroach!
Guest: You said it!
Guest and Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh nooooo!