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  • @ArchAngelThomas
    @ArchAngelThomas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Such a shame I didn't hear about the escapist expo happening 20 miles down the road from me until 3 years after it took place.

    • @dutchduk3342
      @dutchduk3342 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So wait your in Australia , cool

    • @fede6811
      @fede6811 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was accross the world from it, but that must have been a kick in the balls :/

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's okay he said "Not you, the pretty one".

    • @ryancosly8510
      @ryancosly8510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zabaoth rekt

  • @BlackLegion12621
    @BlackLegion12621 9 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    "Steel Battalion" a game so horrible, it didn't even make the review title.

    • @parallax7789
      @parallax7789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      but still made it to the bottom 5 that year

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Parallax77 even though he barely reviewed it

    • @shadiafifi54
      @shadiafifi54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He spent all of 46 seconds reviewing it. Out of a 5 minute video. And yet that's all he _needed_ to know it's shit.

    • @badd7407
      @badd7407 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It shares honor with Blade X.

  • @dionisietarlev7081
    @dionisietarlev7081 9 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    "playing games is your job, whether they're good or not
    if you have any self respect you'll play it till the end.
    so anyway quantum conundrum"
    that was genius XD

    • @imasiontist653
      @imasiontist653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why

    • @imasiontist653
      @imasiontist653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Urrcreavesh i posted this comment 3 years ago. I have literally no recollection of this and no idea what any of these are in reference to lol

    • @moldinmolders
      @moldinmolders ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@imasiontist653about that...

  • @howdoilogin
    @howdoilogin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I consider myself a PC Gamer. I use Steam more than I use air, I love the fact that my one system can play everything from Thief to Deus Ex to Mass Effect to Dragon Age - you get the idea.
    But I have had every. single. fucking. problem. with. every. single. fucking. game. on PC. Without fail. I have had this both on my older computer and on my top-of-the-line rig I got recently. And every single 'helpful' PC Master Race gamer acts just like that shitfucker Yahtzee described.

  • @UpsideZown
    @UpsideZown 10 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Fun Fact!
    Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor is done by From Software. Yeah. As in the guys that made Demon's Souls and Dark Souls.

    • @runoxb
      @runoxb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and tenchu z , we need a tenchu z2

    • @Dorumin
      @Dorumin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And armored core

    • @lavetissene339
      @lavetissene339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really? From By Software? I mean by From Software? Christ that's a shitty name

  • @TigerKirby215
    @TigerKirby215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I need that ending bit as a forum weapon.

  • @pablodonner5213
    @pablodonner5213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Between this and Discord once has to wonder if John de lancey is not tired of been called to play Q over and over again under a different name

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I am trust worthy!" "No you're not."
    50 bucks that right speaker is the one Glados is talking out of us.

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 11 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "The tutorial went by all right - move the vehicle with the controller and use Kinect to operate the cockpit levers - but the moment I got into an actual mission, fucking Christ! It was like jumping to Expert Freebird on your first morning of Guitar Hero lessons." lol

  • @beargrills3508
    @beargrills3508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Maybe the slomo dimension is when the bartender put something strange in the glass while you were looking away.

  • @absentcoder4552
    @absentcoder4552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How fitting the voice behind Discord was involved in such a wreck.

  • @krasykay2294
    @krasykay2294 9 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Question, can i use any type of engineer souls to fuel my computer or do they HAVE to be microsoft... then again if i feed it EA employees they'll charge a login fee everytime

    • @duke8259
      @duke8259 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kakeyio Microsoft engineers usually works best but any will do

    • @sophiewillow3312
      @sophiewillow3312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wouldn't even bother trying Apple engineers, they'll just make everything look good without putting in any performance to back it up

    • @chunkyjoe8673
      @chunkyjoe8673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually EA engineers souls are quite inexpensive and have rather good performance just chain them up properly so that they don't escape and just steer clear from marketing souls as they are the ones that'll charge login fees

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love this review. Whenever someone tells me I need better hardware after I complain about poor software performance I give them a link to this video. I've seriously lost track of how many Steam games I've bought where I had nearly double the recommended hardware specs and yet the game still ran like shit down a wall made of thumb tacks.

  • @AlanHaskayne
    @AlanHaskayne 11 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Yahtzee sums up my opinion on PC elitists well

  • @PleasantWhale
    @PleasantWhale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:40 I love John De Lancie's voice acting. Was so happy to hear him in SC2 Legacy of the void.
    4:52 ... Whoever said that... Can jump in a hole... With fire and spikes in it... "Oooh if you can't code in Javascript you don't deserve to be a PC gamer." Eat crap... Ok, let's see what Yahtzee says...
    5:00 Thank you.

  • @Kemonokami
    @Kemonokami 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    >John De Lancie
    >Logic-defying shenanigans in surrealist environments
    Anyone else see a rather… _chaotic_ pattern here?

    • @lunethspark
      @lunethspark 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Kemonokami
      @Kemonokami 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheTrueCheeseMaster I don't go to 4chan.

    • @Kemonokami
      @Kemonokami 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheTrueCheeseMaster No, seriously. I don't.

    • @megarandom
      @megarandom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kemonokami It's okay to not get something without blaming it on 4chan.

  • @megamaxmax4
    @megamaxmax4 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:00 I just love this part. I cannot stop playing it.

  • @ryansample6016
    @ryansample6016 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "And the Slow Motion dimension, where this analogy breaks down."
    I broke my ribcage laughing.

  • @TheHappyKamper
    @TheHappyKamper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That bit with the safes you did wrong. You have to make them all heavy, so they fall through the lasers and align themselves on the ground. Then make them float enough to get momentum, then quickly make them all heavy to avoid lasers on their way up. Then finally slow mo them as they fall (perfectly aligned) and hop across them all. I know this review is from years ago, but I've been playing this game on PC recently and loving it; and just wanted to clear that up!

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hats off for calling out those elitist snobs that systematically make me take a step back from pc gaming every time I come around to it

  • @coolfunkDJ
    @coolfunkDJ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    OMG the best ending ever :P

    • @coolfunkDJ
      @coolfunkDJ 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @Jaceblue04
      @Jaceblue04 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure was, Ms. Fluttershy :3

    • @ChessPieceRook
      @ChessPieceRook 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      herp derpington
      [retracted]

    • @coolfunkDJ
      @coolfunkDJ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nooo, you dont understand, my old profile picture was fluttershy, thats why he posted it, sorry for the confusion

    • @ChessPieceRook
      @ChessPieceRook 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My bad then. I retract my comment and wish you all a good day.

  • @bobcooper82
    @bobcooper82 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Is there such thing as a member of the PC master race that plays older PC games that can run on common rigs?

    • @janatownsend-gee3409
      @janatownsend-gee3409 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Rc Cooper yes, you are the knights that protect our sacred order

    • @LilianOrchard
      @LilianOrchard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rc Cooper Yes. It's called somebody with a firm grasp on financial responsibility.

    • @bobcooper82
      @bobcooper82 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerry Peet You sir... have hit the nail on the head.

    • @pivot1022
      @pivot1022 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rc Cooper yeah man, xcom ufo defense is my shit

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** With me it was like - My PC sucked balls and I was forced to play older games which didnt make my bitch old rig to spontaneous combust. But when I finally got a better PC I crawl out my stinky hole... and went back in it. I mean, the only new game I played, that my older machine would not handle, was Wolfenstein New Order. The rest didnt tickle me the right way. Its just there so many awesome classic games that I never played (recently I have begin my first walkthrough of Thief Dark Project) that why should I bother with some modern ones that are not that good?

  • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
    @sernoddicusthegallant6986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man you know its an old video when Yahtzee jokes about TF2 getting too much attention from Valve

  • @Electric0eye
    @Electric0eye 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:59 Yahtzee says what we all wanted to say since the dawn of the internet.

  • @NickNiccelson
    @NickNiccelson 11 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I have another issue with this game that wasn't touched on here. Namely, the script for the voice-over has no creativity at all; Professor Quadrangle cannot hold a candle to GLaDOS in terms of character. Just compare their lines side by side:
    - "That's a macguffin machine! It dispenses thingies to use with your object-manipulator!"
    versus:
    - "Contact with the floor of the facility will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your progress report, followed by death."

    • @VanguardFencer
      @VanguardFencer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you take that from Extra Credits?

    • @NickNiccelson
      @NickNiccelson 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      VanguardFencer Nice, you watch that show too! The stuff they come up with is just great, isn't it?

    • @VanguardFencer
      @VanguardFencer 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      NickNiccelson Yeah. Its pretty interesting.

    • @robertlinke2666
      @robertlinke2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i read the second line in glados voice, without noticing i did

  • @hikerwolfspaine8200
    @hikerwolfspaine8200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What if dare I say. We show the player's lower body???!?!?!

    • @rinusluijk3514
      @rinusluijk3514 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Hiker Wolfspaine Games like this should just use third person view. If your character has to jump a lot, then don't make it in first person view.

    • @Tobygamesiscool
      @Tobygamesiscool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try playing this game with bad depth perceptiona and a shitty pc, yeah that was fun. although I have never had a problem with first person platforming and I don't see how seeing my legs could help but hey what do I know?

    • @jonathanfaber3291
      @jonathanfaber3291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think fundamentally there's perhaps a nuanced skill that for most of the time is so irreverent to the average gamer that nobody picked up on it. Like, for example since I almost always play first person games, I've kinda gotten good at first-person platforming, the key being short iteration times and nothing better to play than minecraft, and to track the platform you're landing on with a mouse so that you should be looking directly down at it

    • @ryancarter2959
      @ryancarter2959 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      in the immortal words of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw BURN THE HERETIC

    • @rjd1922
      @rjd1922 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mirror's Edge realized that first-person platforming needs legs to work, even though Yahtzee didn't like it.

  • @heartsworkbreak662
    @heartsworkbreak662 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "you are a CONT you live in a CONTY house and you drive a CONTY car!" XD i love you yahtzee for this very reason.

  • @beterbomen
    @beterbomen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, I've never had a problem with First Person Precision Platforming. Here's how I do it: I look down as I'm jumping. That way, I can see the thing I'm landing on.
    There. Now you'll never cock it up again.

  • @DimitriosDenton
    @DimitriosDenton 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You will be happy to hear that most of the bugs and problems Yahtzee described, have been solved! The game is now golden!

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Yahtzee, valve employees don't make hats for TF2 anymore. They're too busy nerfing good weapons and coming up with excuses for ticket-based updates.

  • @PascalSchuster
    @PascalSchuster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That moment you realize that Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor was made by the same studio that made one of the best video game series of all time with the Souls games and Bloodborne.

    • @PhabioTheHost
      @PhabioTheHost 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. It feels like someone looked at their Armored Core series and said lets make this thing infinitely worse by forcing motion controls into a perfectly passable game.

  • @EquestriaDJ
    @EquestriaDJ 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I found my comeback to PC snobs. Thank you, Yahtzee.

  • @TheAntiGravityMaster
    @TheAntiGravityMaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I actually liked this game...

  • @GoodFaithGary
    @GoodFaithGary 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    PCGamer did an article back in February when the new consoles' specs were released, and they built a computer based on the theorized cost (500 dollars). For around 600-700 dollars, they built a PC that doubled the performance of the next-gens.

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had none of Yahtzee's problems when I got it on the 360, so you're probably best off getting it on that.

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It depends on your computer, not everyone has the same one

    • @davidhill2020
      @davidhill2020 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True, but everybody has the same Xbox, so for sheer reliability, a console might be the way to go.

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Shrugs* A lot of factors can go into it, I guess.

    • @xvyperxx1
      @xvyperxx1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A shitty pc port is no reason to buy a console.

    • @davidhill2020
      @davidhill2020 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I certainly wouldn't buy a console just for this. I'm just saying that QC would be better on a console than PC.

  • @oneconn9959
    @oneconn9959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last message felt really good, that’s the dude that started “pc master race” for you

  • @asaduppal5594
    @asaduppal5594 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You, sir, are amazing, your wording impeccable, your points unshakable. Have my like.

  • @hassanshahid5832
    @hassanshahid5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8 years ago .. oh my god

  • @PonzooonTheGreat
    @PonzooonTheGreat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    To say that the one dude represents the PC master race is like saying that one shouty 8-year old represents console owners or that Hitler represents all Christians.

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      PonzooonTheGreat I think you shouldn't have to be pestered and made fun of on the Internet for using any one platform for gaming. I like to think of myself as a guy who plays video games, not a console gamer or a pc gamer. I use both, I just use pc a little more.

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ben Ackerman The console market harms the gaming landscape.
      And no one *prefers* a poorer gaming experience for more money.

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PonzooonTheGreat I still think we should be able to choose.

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben Ackerman Sure. Let the console players be suckered.

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PonzooonTheGreat Well, if they're dumb enough to pick poison over dog shit, let them.

  • @pantsoffgaming1428
    @pantsoffgaming1428 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to say it's amazing how the man who was Wesley can now be quoted as a reliable and fantastic person.

  • @TheZaz969
    @TheZaz969 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    To the people who say that the PC GAMING MASTER RACE is only those assholes who say that your computer has to be powered by antimatter, and the penis of Ron Jeremy; we are not all that. Those people make up about 5% of the fanbase. The rest of us are normal gamers who dont feel the need to have that.

    • @bande198
      @bande198 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if my PC was powered by Ron Jeremy's penis i could run Crysis on maximum

    • @OliverJD
      @OliverJD 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harrison Visser If my PC was powered by Ron Jeremy's penis I could run Crysis at all!

    • @liam24040
      @liam24040 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheZaz969 wasn't the whole point of the term PC master race to take the piss out of the assholes who think your PC should be powered by antimatter and that sorta thing?

    • @chazzergamer
      @chazzergamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nahhhh, stop talking out of your arse. 5 percent my bollocks! Is that was the case then PC gaming wouldn't be viewed as unapproachable as it is today. I know friends who avoid PC gaming since the environment and community is just a sewage pit of human filth. The 5 percent are the normal people who are not arseholes, PC gaming might have much more content but I would rather play Overwatch on PS4 than TF2 on PC since I know that the people on Overwatch don't have a need to throw their ego at everyone to make up for the fact they have no other significant accomplishment in their lives.

    • @OliverJD
      @OliverJD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie Brown k.

  • @ZacVrono
    @ZacVrono 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Radio shack, Walmart, and micro center have DVI to HDMI. if you google it a ton of cables come up lol.

  • @TheKroglander
    @TheKroglander 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    the like bar is blue,what the fuck

    • @VanguardFencer
      @VanguardFencer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know right? We have enough blue on Facebook. IT SHOULD BE GREEN! With RED for dislikes. Or stars!

    • @Jonipoon9
      @Jonipoon9 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember the 5-star system, those were the days.

    • @Cute___E
      @Cute___E 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** I remeber when you couldn't reply to people... 3 days ago.

    • @thenecromorpher
      @thenecromorpher 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fijiboy99 I remember when putting a time like ( 0:35 ) in a comment didn't open up a new tab in Firefox, or was useless.

    • @thenecromorpher
      @thenecromorpher 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      thenecromorpher just pressed it and it didn't even move to 0:35, just reloaded the page.

  • @MrFidelmios
    @MrFidelmios 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know what you're saying but I like how it's put together.

  • @lutherholayeahme7449
    @lutherholayeahme7449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought I clicked on the wrong video at first

  • @ZacVrono
    @ZacVrono 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    download is not install time (i was talking about install time), and you can buy a hard copy if you want from game stop or wherever just like console.

  • @mfkrmaggot2755
    @mfkrmaggot2755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    portal without portals

  • @Haepax
    @Haepax 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    the ten foot runup killed me.

  • @garabatoparicero584
    @garabatoparicero584 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This game was great, i loved it.

    • @Robert6P6M
      @Robert6P6M 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad he didn't.

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why would you leave Valve? From what I hear, Gabe is a really cool boss and the actual working on of games is enjoyable and pays out the ass. Not to mention, if you wanted to make a cartoony first person game I imagine you would get the greenlight.

  • @MusketGamer
    @MusketGamer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    dat ending XD

  • @Vaprous
    @Vaprous 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Camera based motion recognition software is relatively new and dedicated hardware for it more so...

  • @JogressGames
    @JogressGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Shame on you," came a reply, "playing games is your job, regardless of their quality. If you have any self-respect, you'll stick with it."
    So anyway, Quantum Conundrum is a game available on Steam that comes to us from Kim Swift, "

  • @willlannin2381
    @willlannin2381 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:34 my god yahtzee that brings to me such sweet memories of guitar hero 2 I am lolling so much XD

  • @peterdietrich8810
    @peterdietrich8810 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    PC master race? Why not Zoidberg master race? (V) (;,,;) (V)

    • @jacybrooks8566
      @jacybrooks8566 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Become a zoidberg today! (V) (:..:) (V)

    • @brendanmccabe2249
      @brendanmccabe2249 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pete Detrick whooop whoooop

    • @Sleight-lq8qd
      @Sleight-lq8qd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because zoidberg can’t run next gen games at a constant 60 FPS
      Whoop whoop

  • @Geddy135
    @Geddy135 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    that last thing he said about people who either know how to mod unreal engine or have some kind of computer powered by WHATEVER.. that is completely true..

  • @SaintGat99
    @SaintGat99 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    John De Lancie's in this game.
    I'm surprised that there are no bronies in the comments.

    • @TH3C001
      @TH3C001 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thought _did_ cross my mind... But now a new thought, what have you done!? And another thought, I'm just as surprised as you that there are no comments on it. Guess me and you are the only two who know about it.

    • @SaintGat99
      @SaintGat99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH3C001 Suddenly a dam breaks somewhere, and millions of ponies start flooding into the streets of this video.

    • @fbgp69
      @fbgp69 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Discord? I- is that you? Im gonna tell all my friends and they will tell all thier friends and so on and we shall take over the comment section!!!!!!

    • @TH3C001
      @TH3C001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fbgp69... It begins.

    • @FillyRarity2
      @FillyRarity2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Raysiclove Damn it man, we've got other voice actors to stalk.We can't be everywhere at once.

  • @maartenboy37
    @maartenboy37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THEY ARE STILL MAKING HATS!

  • @rory2726
    @rory2726 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    his last sentence matches rhythm with the outro

  • @weneedmorefacemapsasprofil1593
    @weneedmorefacemapsasprofil1593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny thing is, this game got a TF2 promo hat.

  • @RANDALZ
    @RANDALZ 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's true but I think they do more often than not, also the same studio or creator could make a new game.
    I have heard such argument before but I think it's a falacy since a pirate is more than likely going to get a newly released game pirated as well while someone who gets a used game and enjoys it is more prone to get the next release (sequel, prequel, studio's next, creator's next, whatever) new and original.

  • @daltonsmith433
    @daltonsmith433 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Like a man with no arms and no legs can interact in everyday life if you strap him to a luggage trolly." I cried of laughter

  • @TheOtherFagola
    @TheOtherFagola 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    You would think the slow motion dimension would be a mixture of pain killers and what ever alcohol Max drinks.

  • @RADIOACTIVEBUNY
    @RADIOACTIVEBUNY 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Glorious PC Gaming Master Race" is pretty damned tongue-in-cheek, at least when I use it.
    And it's the internet, so of course it'll have dark roots.

  • @A1R3D3E7
    @A1R3D3E7 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    you can use USB port as well to transfer from external hardrive. my point is that you are adding unnecessary costs(monitor) to make your case look stronger

  • @the117doctor
    @the117doctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    literally only bloom, motion blur, and resolution exist as the graphics settings.

  • @0522Carl
    @0522Carl 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've honestly never heard of a turner card. Though I'm not surprised that something like that exists.

  • @Overthought7
    @Overthought7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Yahtzee's description of the dimensions 1:47

  • @4200Felix
    @4200Felix 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mine was cheap and it can be used as a tv as well.
    Its a rather old monitor though.

  • @AtarixTheReal
    @AtarixTheReal 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:12 that is one "familiar" fez he is stitching up

  • @sordsable
    @sordsable 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do believe his bluff has been called. Well played, my good sir.

  • @ramirezthesilvite
    @ramirezthesilvite 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a bunch of issues with Slow Mo too until i got a better computer.

  • @TheBUBBLY102
    @TheBUBBLY102 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ~The sign painter.

  • @cereal_chick2515
    @cereal_chick2515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:30 "Since you're all so crushingly obvious, you're probably thinking 'A comedy puzzle game by a Portal creator voiced by Q from Star Trek? My money cannot exit my wallet fast enough!" And fair dos, it was at this point that I bought the game, and I rather enjoyed it until I hit a puzzle I didn't know how to solve and got bored of it.

  • @steveback9010
    @steveback9010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great ending haha, can always rely on Yahtzee to rip down pretension and snobbery :)

  • @semvision
    @semvision 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty much what I thought of the game. Physics aside, if you are making a game based around first person platforming you have to make sure the players entire body is visible, have ledge mantling, and midair control.

  • @lilyfoxfeet
    @lilyfoxfeet 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Same thing with a console if you dont buy/have a TV to go with it. Most of the time when I get a computer I dont need to buy a monitor, keyboard or mouse because I already have them from my last one and am just upgrading the tech/case.

  • @mrnocamera
    @mrnocamera 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a idea that Yahtzee could of used for the drinks trolley thing.
    And the PCP-Laced vodka shot for the slow motion dimension.

  • @hidood5th
    @hidood5th 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice rhyme at the end.

  • @falloutghoul1
    @falloutghoul1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That has to be the best analogy yet.

  • @calvinclark9478
    @calvinclark9478 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now, I played portal recently and I didn't think I was going to like it. But after playing it, I fell in love with the portals. Portal 2's 4 portals was somewhat better, but i think that portal is still amazing, even after playing only one level. QC is still really good, but I still think that Yahtzee was right with the gameplay parts of it. I still like the dimensional shifting better for my kind of thinking.

  • @MangaManifaction
    @MangaManifaction 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well after this review I can say that the game has been fixed and is a very enjoyable experience

  • @largestloads
    @largestloads 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:38 That picture of Einstein makes me laugh every time i see it

  • @ThePirateCat78
    @ThePirateCat78 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the limerick at the end XD

  • @Dartinin
    @Dartinin 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can play the sims 3 on medium setings Skyrim plays perfectly fine on minimun setings infact I think you can up it abit and it still plays with no lag. I'm more curious as to where you upgrade to becouse my 3000 is dose a perfect job of cooling itself (usally says around 40's if im active but not playing somthing like Skyrim) and I want a upgrade that isnt going to overheat but give me that performance boast I need to realy get into some of the newer games. Thank you for your reply.

  • @angeldeb82
    @angeldeb82 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    So very funny with all the funny bits and the fairy imp telling Yahtzee to say the c-word a lot! XD

  • @ArtemyMusha
    @ArtemyMusha 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that you mention it, I'd be totally up for that!

  • @handyman646
    @handyman646 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    as an avid console and pc player, i find that games are more stable on consoles too at the expense of graphics though. On pc fps drops are way more common even if that is because few games vsync to 30

  • @A1R3D3E7
    @A1R3D3E7 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    that is because all of those that you just mentioned can AFFORD to use one. if you don't have money you don't NEED to buy a monitor and could use TV which you also need if you wanna use console.

  • @missersuperman
    @missersuperman 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The absinth dimension lol

  • @BloodyBart888
    @BloodyBart888 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Slo-Mo dimension must be the speed-dimension, cause when youre on speed, everything just goes so much slower than you

  • @RANDALZ
    @RANDALZ 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Agree. I stand by the philosophy of "the one who sells cheap sells a lot" though. If games started costing less it would hurt piracy a lot.

  • @bmaverick24
    @bmaverick24 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amen. Plus there's a particular sense of satisfaction when you build your own computer from the ground up. I'm still using parts from plenty of years ago, and it still runs circles around any game I throw at it, granted that the game isn't a crappy glitchy port.

  • @robertflinch2447
    @robertflinch2447 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It took me all these 11 years to beat this game. I think running through it all at once would sour your opinion of it.

  • @user-jm7ro5gd9v
    @user-jm7ro5gd9v 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love his message to the forum poster.
    Just. Thank you so much. ;~;

  • @AxPOTATOxWITHxCHEESE
    @AxPOTATOxWITHxCHEESE 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I pretty much played that last part over and over and over and over and over again.

  • @RANDALZ
    @RANDALZ 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Full of exclusives with a chance of soft rain.

  • @A1R3D3E7
    @A1R3D3E7 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    no the problem is that you are trying to argue that the other is cheaper based on things you don't actually need to buy. the analogy I used was spot on because both console and pc are just computers and that process information and then show it on display. using my example you are arguing here that because YOUR phones screen broke down and you had to buy new it is generally ok to say that android is more expensive

  • @DJMJ4
    @DJMJ4 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    the portal gu- "oh wait" xD

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never said it would... You said it won't run higher end stuff now, AND IT DOES.