XFM - Do We Need 'Em Compilation

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  • @DUFFYISBACK
    @DUFFYISBACK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    ''bet your glad you answered the phone today'' silent pause looooool

  • @FIELDSbass
    @FIELDSbass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love the fact that the theme song has absolutely NOTHING to do with the feature itself.
    "Let's listen to a bit of smooth jazz music before deciding if we can wipe off some species from the face of the Earth."

    • @MrFrampo56
      @MrFrampo56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's the theme music from 'Parkinson' , a chat show that used to be on TV in the UK. Parkinson / Pilkington ... get it? Dolt!

    • @GlassyDusty
      @GlassyDusty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love the way he slaps the jingle in immediately after the verdict as if to say "that's that then"

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MrFrampo56 Parky could learn a lot about interviewing from Pilky

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk หลายเดือนก่อน

      There was a popular TV chat show called Parkinson that had this theme tune.

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AA-hg5fk Was it though? Bananas start go missing...

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love that every time the answer was yes. My god.

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Bet you're glad you answered the phone today!"
    "....................."

  • @shaunj66
    @shaunj66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Mad world though, innit?

    • @GlassyDusty
      @GlassyDusty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *plays record, fades ricky's laugh* perfect comedic timing

    • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
      @oBuLLzEyEo1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His go to as if everything or anything is unexplainable, no Karl you just don't make the effort...

  • @piffflair2624
    @piffflair2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The snail ‘expert’ is definitely Ricky 😂

    • @bigman25plus25
      @bigman25plus25 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No way

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@bigman25plus25I second your 'no way' - I'm surprised that people think that the bloke is Ricky!

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AA-hg5fk Obviously from Swindon if he's defending slugs.

    • @HaydnG266
      @HaydnG266 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Sounds nothing like him

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HaydnG266 I suspect it was one of those Swindon slugs

  • @FranMSK
    @FranMSK หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "do we need these?" like he's tidying the garage

  • @Maria-le5jp
    @Maria-le5jp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "just the tired ones" HAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I didn't know Ringo Star was an octopus expert tbf....but it would explain the song

  • @him050
    @him050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I think the flaw in this show is asking an expert on an animal if we need them or not. I think they’re gonna be a bit biased 😂

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who should he ask? a white van man?

    • @him050
      @him050 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@johngilmore697maybe, just maybe, there isn’t a logical answer as it’s a flawed concept 😂

  • @NIRVANAmat
    @NIRVANAmat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Channel five”. Man this really goes back a while! Amazing how there’s still a big following for this stuff. I love how there’s so much I still haven’t heard though ;) thanks for uploads!

  • @davidfredericks5420
    @davidfredericks5420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Watchin Attenborough reckon I could that" We tried that, Whale watching, trecking the jungle for apes, He was stuck to the floor of the boat with sea sickness and moaned trecking through the jungle for the apes.

  • @lucascoleman1190
    @lucascoleman1190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Maybe this was Ricky's inspiration for the "Gypsies, do we need 'em" joke in his special

    • @conorkennedy3304
      @conorkennedy3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ricky ripped off a bunch of stuff from the mind of Karl

    • @ItsSVO
      @ItsSVO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conorkennedy3304 that’s literally every comedian, they all use anecdotes or things people they know have said. The difference is how a comedian can incorporate these into a funny joke. Karl and many others while very funny don’t have that ability.

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ItsSVO Yeah, but Ricky has stolen entire bits though. Take the goat in Africa for instance

    • @ItsSVO
      @ItsSVO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rowanmelton7643 That’s literally what all comedians do mate. Karl in stand up wouldn’t be funny for example despite him being quite a funny person, two completely different things. Most comedians material comes from funny things others have said in their family etc but to craft that into an actual joke is different

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep. All of Ricky’s stand up jokes are straight rip-offs from XFM era Karl and Steve

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
    @oBuLLzEyEo1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It REALLY does cure depression, the first time... every time...

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time

  • @MrSmurfy2009
    @MrSmurfy2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Karl: do we need um? Chris: yeah Karl: yeah? Chris: yeah

  • @taffysaur
    @taffysaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Death On Earth” 😂

  • @TheNicerookiE
    @TheNicerookiE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It sort of sounds like the foundation to An Idiot Abroad

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not many things are as entertaining as watching Karl Pilkington interacting with the world.

  • @spongemaster
    @spongemaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Yeah but do we need turtles?"

  • @CrazyFreak714
    @CrazyFreak714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We dont need mosquitos

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “That’s mad” hahaha

  • @filip_emanuel
    @filip_emanuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like whales, but I don’t know what they do. Hahahaha

  • @Velasca
    @Velasca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That woman was wrong about the cockroach knees

  • @mightymcloven3321
    @mightymcloven3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Peak Karl stupidity. He can be philosophical at times, but this is just horrible. I don't know how Ricky hasn't actually died of laughter.

  • @eazytheog158
    @eazytheog158 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some snails sleeping for 13 years is actually true 🤣

  • @UnbelievablyGauche
    @UnbelievablyGauche ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every one of Karl’s ideas should’ve been actualised.

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:31 Ricky laugh

  • @AdaManny555
    @AdaManny555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    XD This is so fucking useless!!! It’s always the same answer over and over again

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm gonna take issue with this assertion that octopus are rare and "you only get two or three caught a year" I mean most tapas restaurants........

    • @LexVanguard2004
      @LexVanguard2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd assume they're bred in captivity for food

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LexVanguard2004 how do you breed an octopus in captivity? I’ve been alive some years I’ve never heard of an octopus farm

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Certain places you get loads that guy fished round the UK isles might only find a couple but in mainland Europe you find them everywhere

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Dilkingt0nne You're right! Octopus farms don't exist outside of research centers. There was actually one proposed this year in Spain but it was shot down.

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@some-replies well this is what I sort of suspected, so what’s he on about? You don’t get 1-2 octopuses (octopi? Octopus?) caught a year surely to god?

  • @chloehardy5841
    @chloehardy5841 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is that octopus 'expert's accent???

    • @ronita6917
      @ronita6917 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Liverpuglian I think

    • @him050
      @him050 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ronita6917not really. It’s more a North Midlands accent.

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karl so badly wants to be God and in charge of labeling things in the world.

  • @HaydnG266
    @HaydnG266 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Definitely nonsense to keep the roaches

  • @RuiAzul
    @RuiAzul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    komodo dragons - nasty creatures, for sure.

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Box jellyfish, crocodiles, snakes, blue-ring octopus, redback spiders, funnel web spiders, great white sharks…
      Just some of the reasons that put me off going to Australia.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hard disagree on that, Komodo dragons are endangered magnificent apex predators. Just because they rarely attack humans (usually in self defence when being persued) doesn't mean we should get rid of 'em!

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@AA-hg5fk
      Aren't they big, magnificent animals?

  • @TaxingIsThieving
    @TaxingIsThieving ปีที่แล้ว

    10:55
    13:40

  • @thebluelizard6335
    @thebluelizard6335 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    AHAHAHAH

  • @timrthoward7007
    @timrthoward7007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ricky's the weakest of the three by far

    • @oom5768
      @oom5768 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "So... Ricky right. ...do we need him?"

    • @redmondo42
      @redmondo42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're havin a laugh sayin that

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mr Toad?!

    • @him050
      @him050 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah for the most part his contributions are just laughing at what Karl says. I have heard it said that the majority of Ricky’s stand up routines are just rehashed XFM ramblings from Karl.