John 1888 lol I’m from East Kilbride and I was on the bus home from school and their were a bunch of teenage boys running up and down the bus screaming at each other I think like 10 ppl told them to sit down and shut up and then I’m just sitting there awkwardly int he middle of like 20 pp screaming at each other
Batchy Some time ages ago i got trapped in one of the scotrail train couldn't open the door from the inside because it malfunctioned so i spent almost the whole time trapped inside a reekin toilet until we reached our destination when my maw opened the door ragin thinkin i was quote "joking around" even though i told her everything
your videos are way to funny it's 2:45 in the morning and im sitting at my desk laughing my ass off and i can just imagine my neighbours banging the walls
I'm visually impaired, and the thing I hate most of all about buses and trains is that junkies sit in the priority seats. Also ye ask a old person "excuse me pal/dear, do you mind if I sit beside you, I'm partially sighted. (I show my blind card fae the council) Old person: ye don't look visually impaired! so old age IS a disability!
Christ, aye junkies and old people are selfish and bitter. Not always but more often than not. What i would do if i had that card is just walk into them and sit down on their knee and say sorry. Im visually impaired. Make them feel proper guilty. Might only work with old people. Junkies have no souls.
ayrshireman94 in the states we hardly use busses or trains. Unless you live in downtown Atlanta and there’s no room for like 1/3 of your fucking headlight STOP LETTING PEOPLE INTO THE COTY THERE’S NO ROOM HOOOOOOLY SHIT!
I was on a bus a couple of days ago and a junkie farted and shouted “sorry I’ve been eating a lot a eggs lately” and another junkie said “ I mate me tae. I’ve been smoking some aswell”
I was coming from Edinburgh Waverly back to Polmont in August after the Tattoo, and it was sooooo crowded due to both the Tattoo and the Fringe!! I was able to get on and save seats for my three family members, however, it was difficult to get off due to the crowding!
one time I was on the bus and some guy was sitting 2 seats down from me and he had needles in his pockets there were hanging out and he grabbed one and started getting the air bubbles out and stuck it in his arm then I was at the bus stop so I got out and walked home with my mum
In Uganda (not quite Scotland I know), the 4 and final security checkpoints that was doing compulsory pat downs and hand luggage checks was still reminding people to not bring (amongst other bizarre items) mortars, and grenades and (directly after these really potentially dangerous items) bottles not exceeding 500ml. Like how the fuck after 3 other checkpoints one of which being another pat down where you supposed bring mortars in?
Ferries in Scotland are a pain. I live in the west coast and the passenger ferries near where I live ether breaks down every other week/month or it shuts down for the day when the water is a tad choppy. It’s shite when you don’t own a car and have to rely on it to grab the train so you can get to work, college or something.
I went to Glasgow Airport for going to Egypt and the best bit was leaving the plane out of Glasgow airport and being like”it’s fuckin freezin”then getting off the plane in Egypt being like “ooo fuckin yass it’s roastin” 😂
I'm from maryhill and I went to play football with my mates. We were just playing and some junky screams "YAE WANT CHIPS YAE WEE LASSY?" so I said " SHUT IT YAE JUNKY" he chases us and he fell dunno what hapoened
Some stoner tried to sell weed to me on a Dundee bus number 22. He went "oi pal wantin any oh the good stuff only £12!" I new he would get off at the Hulltoon multis!
true story. going from shettleston to queen street is only 10 min or so thank god because depending on when you go or come home you're crammed in there like sardines. the few time's ive had to take a bus nothing like the driver deciding that half way to your destination is the best time to pull over eat a banana and read the paper for 15 min especially when its work you are trying to be on time for lol. only thing worse than public transportation is avoiding other drivers.
I cracked up at the trains bit. I was a guard at Helensburgh from '79 to '85. Toilets? Class 303 EMU's were a fucking toilet. Then at Queen st until '91. Push and Pull mark 3 carriages with a class 47 loco were good so they replaced them with crappy class 156 Sprinters with only 1 toilet. So you got old people pissing themselves in the doorway. Then I was a driver until '95 when I fucked off South to Reading. You think Scots are hard. I never got anyone knifed on my train in Scotland. I may have had to call the police a few times but never an ambulance. Finished up in '14. Fucked off to France. Don't miss a fucking thing.
When I was in college some smartarse thought it was a good idea to make 2 buses go from where I lived to Elgin taking the exact same route at the exact same time. Yeah that's real handy. If you miss one, bus don't worry the next bus will be here in 3 seconds. Miss that one and you had to wait an hour. It was kinda funny seeing one bus making a stop and then the other sometimes deciding to stop at the Bus Stop even when the previous one literally just took all the waiting customers.
I was on the train coming back from a party and this fuckin lassie to the side of us just stared at us the whole fuckin time I thought she was actually a statue
The part about the buses is so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh the scotrail trains with buckfast and drink on every table
A use a tissue to stop people sittin next to me. Everytime people get on a start blowin ma nose n coughin n everycunt dodges me. Never failed yet
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High 5!
C C much more effective nowadays
Michael Nolan definetly
My family Lives in Scotland and I take the bus to East Kilbride and there's always a stoner or a drunk person on there😂
Ps I'm half Scottish
I thought drunk people were not only on buses! LOL
John 1888 lol I’m from East Kilbride and I was on the bus home from school and their were a bunch of teenage boys running up and down the bus screaming at each other I think like 10 ppl told them to sit down and shut up and then I’m just sitting there awkwardly int he middle of like 20 pp screaming at each other
TF Courtois1 Xx yep I live near there
I live in East Kilbride you will almost always find a stoner on public transport
Make sure to leave a like and a comment telling me about some of your experiences with Scotland's Public transport!
Batchy what days are you going insomnia
I will be at IXR all three days.
Batchy I was eating chocolate buttons then this junkie said to me geez sum ae yur chocolate buttons n me an mah pals wer pissin ourselfs
Batchy Some time ages ago i got trapped in one of the scotrail train couldn't open the door from the inside because it malfunctioned so i spent almost the whole time trapped inside a reekin toilet until we reached our destination when my maw opened the door ragin thinkin i was quote "joking around" even though i told her everything
Batchy hopefully see you there mate I'm going on Saturday
i showed my pals they growing up scottish yer maw and yer da videos they absolutely loved them, keep up the amazing work!
Haha Cheers mate! Glad yeh like the content!
No problem Pal
Great vid mate. Future suggestion: A video on jakeys, neds and the concept of a young team in general.
Ill keep them in mind!
I'm usually happy enough with the trains. At least in the central belt. Junkies are a permanent fixture once you get onto but backwater lines.
Batchy your videos are brilliant
Thanks! im glad you like them!
Batchy you always have me pishing myself at your videos
your videos are way to funny it's 2:45 in the morning and im sitting at my desk laughing my ass off and i can just imagine my neighbours banging the walls
Batchy do a video on junkies in general
Ill keep the topic in mind!
Batchy your a legend mate
Great video as always batchy 😁
Haha cheers!
The Glasgow airport parking is unbelievable my dad had to pay like £10 for 2 mins
This was a recommended video as I was watching marleythirteen. I was not disappointed
+George Kancev glad to hear it!
I could listen to a Glaswegian talk all day lol
Madea pretty sure he's from Falkirk?
Yeah I don't know where he's from but I was on about Glaswegians lol, they do kinda sound same though.
Madea he lives in Falkirk, quite near me.
Oh right, that's cool :)
Madea dis he actually? Am from Motherwell 😂
@Batchy I love your channel your so funny from a fellow Scotsman
Ay cheers Owen! Appreciate it mate!
batchy me and my mate love watching u we have watched all of ur bids they are all amazing
I appreciate the support man! Thanks!
Still using gameplay we recorded 6 months ago I see 😂
If thats your only complaint ill take it!
@@BatchyGaming is it cod ww2
@@seanbhz its battlefield 5
@@ck-ru7ir no it’s battlefield 1
Yeah it’s bf1
He is SO FUNNY! I can't stop watching 😂
Coming to Scotland to visit my ancestral roots.....can't wait....April can't get here fast enough.....any tips
The trains doors when walking across cabins is the worst cos they either never shut fully or slam shut and scare the shite out of yae
My cousin got through Glasgow airport with a Swiss Army knife then the Belfast airport and finally Spain and he didn’t get caught
I'm visually impaired, and the thing I hate most of all about buses and trains is that junkies sit in the priority seats.
Also ye ask a old person "excuse me pal/dear, do you mind if I sit beside you, I'm partially sighted. (I show my blind card fae the council)
Old person: ye don't look visually impaired!
so old age IS a disability!
Christ, aye junkies and old people are selfish and bitter. Not always but more often than not. What i would do if i had that card is just walk into them and sit down on their knee and say sorry. Im visually impaired. Make them feel proper guilty. Might only work with old people. Junkies have no souls.
Batchy
I'll try that! 😂😂😂
Batchy
I nearly accidentally shoved ma stick up this auld women's arse cause she was standing in the middle of the high street yapping tae her pal!
Batchy
Ye should dae a video aboot buses and ye should mention ma comment
ayrshireman94 in the states we hardly use busses or trains. Unless you live in downtown Atlanta and there’s no room for like 1/3 of your fucking headlight STOP LETTING PEOPLE INTO THE COTY THERE’S NO ROOM HOOOOOOLY SHIT!
I was on a bus a couple of days ago and a junkie farted and shouted “sorry I’ve been eating a lot a eggs lately” and another junkie said “ I mate me tae. I’ve been smoking some aswell”
I was coming from Edinburgh Waverly back to Polmont in August after the Tattoo, and it was sooooo crowded due to both the Tattoo and the Fringe!! I was able to get on and save seats for my three family members, however, it was difficult to get off due to the crowding!
Ma friend when she wis 11 walked on to a bus and saw a steamin’ naked junkie
When u mentioned Edinburgh i was happy cos i live there ;D
Had me creasing about the plane crash part
This was a good one batchy keep it up or big g will be on you faster than football fans running for the toilets at halftime
You chose a right banger for transition music
This man needs a Nobel prize fare comedy
According to legend some say that the train man is still there. Shitting with the door open
one time I was on the bus and some guy was sitting 2 seats down from me and he had needles in his pockets there were hanging out and he grabbed one and started getting the air bubbles out and stuck it in his arm then I was at the bus stop so I got out and walked home with my mum
All of this is so true. Great video!
ive been to Glasgow once and waited ages for a bus haha
Eoin Biersack am still waiting 😂😂😂😂😂😂
In Uganda (not quite Scotland I know), the 4 and final security checkpoints that was doing compulsory pat downs and hand luggage checks was still reminding people to not bring (amongst other bizarre items) mortars, and grenades and (directly after these really potentially dangerous items) bottles not exceeding 500ml. Like how the fuck after 3 other checkpoints one of which being another pat down where you supposed bring mortars in?
had a junkie on a bus I was on once. He sat and talked about how he was away to get wellie boots from the barras
Haha. Bet the sun was spilt in the sky aswell.
Ferries in Scotland are a pain. I live in the west coast and the passenger ferries near where I live ether breaks down every other week/month or it shuts down for the day when the water is a tad choppy. It’s shite when you don’t own a car and have to rely on it to grab the train so you can get to work, college or something.
Quality content right here. Shit talking public transport. Classic 😂
Haha Cheers!
Batchy no problem 😂
I went to Glasgow Airport for going to Egypt and the best bit was leaving the plane out of Glasgow airport and being like”it’s fuckin freezin”then getting off the plane in Egypt being like “ooo fuckin yass it’s roastin” 😂
As a baby in the 90s I’d scream bloody murder and refuse to get on a bus without the blue light, without a big fuss (it’s still my favourite colour)
I'm from maryhill and I went to play football with my mates. We were just playing and some junky screams "YAE WANT CHIPS YAE WEE LASSY?" so I said " SHUT IT YAE JUNKY" he chases us and he fell dunno what hapoened
Great video mate
Some stoner tried to sell weed to me on a Dundee bus number 22. He went "oi pal wantin any oh the good stuff only £12!" I new he would get off at the Hulltoon multis!
Ha some dude did the exact same thing to my on the 22 but got off in the toon
DUNDEE YES
Too true, all the JK's in the Hulltoon mate, see mad squads o thum.
true story. going from shettleston to queen street is only 10 min or so thank god because depending on when you go or come home you're crammed in there like sardines. the few time's ive had to take a bus nothing like the driver deciding that half way to your destination is the best time to pull over eat a banana and read the paper for 15 min especially when its work you are trying to be on time for lol. only thing worse than public transportation is avoiding other drivers.
So true
Mcgills, Mcgills
The worst bus company in the west...
Aw fucking god don't even start way those bellends
Specially since Arriva got sold off
Went to Mallorca flew back to Edinburgh and it cost 17 pounds to get out smh
*gasps* I live in Polmont
One time security threw away my 95ml of chocolate milk when i was 6 FUCKING YEARS OLD now thats just evil
I went on holiday abroad and a lassie has a butter knife in her bag
People on trains ask you to turn your music down (that’s in your ears) my response is to turn it up
Where aboot is Scotland u fae?
I honestly love you!!
Trains are the worst can not get a seat especially on virgin.
I cracked up at the trains bit. I was a guard at Helensburgh from '79 to '85. Toilets? Class 303 EMU's were a fucking toilet. Then at Queen st until '91. Push and Pull mark 3 carriages with a class 47 loco were good so they replaced them with crappy class 156 Sprinters with only 1 toilet. So you got old people pissing themselves in the doorway. Then I was a driver until '95 when I fucked off South to Reading. You think Scots are hard. I never got anyone knifed on my train in Scotland. I may have had to call the police a few times but never an ambulance. Finished up in '14. Fucked off to France. Don't miss a fucking thing.
great video pal!
You should have talked about that one mom who thinks she can tell you off since you stood up to walk you beside your friend
I've been watching you for a year and I think you're the fucking funniest TH-camr I've ever seen good job mate and can you bring back the round up
+MaxiTube ill do my best mate. Cheers for the loyalty!! 👍👍
You should do a video on pubs
or pubes
And jabba
Someone threw a rock at the window of a bus and it was one seat away from my brother.
Wonderd why there blue light in the toilets at my school
Love ur Vids batchy
When I was in college some smartarse thought it was a good idea to make 2 buses go from where I lived to Elgin taking the exact same route at the exact same time. Yeah that's real handy. If you miss one, bus don't worry the next bus will be here in 3 seconds. Miss that one and you had to wait an hour. It was kinda funny seeing one bus making a stop and then the other sometimes deciding to stop at the Bus Stop even when the previous one literally just took all the waiting customers.
Watched this one again that guy taking a shite on the train side splitting lol
A no i went glasga arport choka block
Nae wonder the dude oan the train was goin to polomont
Batchy yer the reason I love Scotland.
My sister said she saw a junkie dancing on the bus 😂
My aunty lives in polmont
What was the cut out song called. I must know
legendary gaming pretty girl by Maggie lindemann or sumit, you're welcome😉
Shape of you remix Merkules
another great video batchy and thanks for replying to me on Instagram
Brilliant vid x
Thanks!
Our trains don't have toilets. Im from NW england and we have boxes on wheels...
Batchy do u support rangers or Celtic???
Rangers
Would you do a video about the neds?
It’s still called Scot rail
I live in kirkcaldy mate. Ever heard of it
ballistic gamer Gamer aye pain in the arse to get back to Glasgow from if ye miss the last train.
edinburgh waverley, words gee me the chills😂 last train a got oan a bairn done the biggest waftiest shite oan the fuckin table next to me
I used to use the train to go with mah Papa to mc Donald’s every Saturday
I love your accent
nice one pal
Do a video on my embarrassing moments
Solid rant.
A seen a guy shite himself on a train and as he got aff his jeans fell down and it was truly a grim spectacle
Glasgow young team number 1 😂👌
your welcome mate
The most funniest video I have ever saw
I was on the train coming back from a party and this fuckin lassie to the side of us just stared at us the whole fuckin time I thought she was actually a statue
Paul Pogba sure ya no had too much to drink?
Batchy have you ever been to Inverness
I have. But it was a long time ago.
What song is that in the video
Hoo Dinne Maggie Lindemann - Pretty Girl
Just found your channel, you are fuckin hilarious
Batchy, you should become a comedian!
I dinnae how you think Glasgow Airport is so bad..
I go 6 times a year and it has never been that bad
I live near Greenock and I fucking love scotrail cuz a keep getting free train rides cuz their too lazy to put on a ticket collector after 9 o’clock
did I see you in Hollister
Probably not. Think am barred.
LOL I got banned from a corner shop for returning about 12 fidget spinners
Mate a just hate the fact that you need to pay an arm in a leg to actually get on buses and trains these days
Yo batch me and my pal daughtertitan65 are coming to insomnia Scotland to meet u and meet others
Nice one! Cant wait to meet you!
We got a train service ran by a fricken bus company
song at 2:15?
Elliot Bertheau Maggie Linderman pretty girl Ur welcome