What is GarfieldEATS? (and why would anyone do this to us)

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  • @WTFPr0m
    @WTFPr0m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6358

    This video is extremely entergaging

    • @bingle2484
      @bingle2484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      im enter-gagging right now

    • @fujifilm5127
      @fujifilm5127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      the Garfield Eats building is about a five minute walk from my sister's apartment, we can across it when it was sift opening . We had no idea what it was. It was terrifying experience. Not even knowing what it was.

    • @Fishbowlery
      @Fishbowlery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Delete this comment. And then repost it so I can ask you to delete it again.

    • @zacjones917
      @zacjones917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kamille is a man’s name

    • @miialamia1653
      @miialamia1653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen

  • @Christian-lv4bf
    @Christian-lv4bf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3185

    "Love me. Feed me. Don't leave me."
    Finally, I found the perfect tinder bio description.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Sounds like something an obsessed cannibalistic stalker would say.

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kawaii Slytherpuff
      Arnt we all though?

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lyrics to Lovefool.

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's so ominous lol

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve made this comment before and I congratulate you on finding the right choice of words to make people love it like it deserves to be loved

  • @way000
    @way000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    "Do you need to put it in quotes if it's your own quote."

  • @SunniestAutumn
    @SunniestAutumn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    I have been to hell and it was orange.

    • @Cheyruz
      @Cheyruz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Petition for doing a cover of Coldplay’s “Yellow”, but with garfieldified lyrics, and call it “Orange”

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I expect this song was blasted on the speakers:
      m.th-cam.com/video/ou6SJe5vBrA/w-d-xo.html

    • @Cheyruz
      @Cheyruz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlueGangsta1958 oh no, noo, please don’t show our nations worst sins to the people of the world

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cheyruz We shan't hide our shame any longer

  • @MM-gs8do
    @MM-gs8do 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5041

    “Feeling playful”
    Garfield's getting kinky and I'm scared

    • @garbageOwO
      @garbageOwO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      you're assuming he wasn't already kinky

    • @Argonist
      @Argonist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Garfield's into that lasagna play 💦

    • @micahmosse3876
      @micahmosse3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      This comment and the subsequent replies have taken five years off my life

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Pour that tomato sauce aaaaalll over me and beat me with dry noodles!

    • @casuallykye5985
      @casuallykye5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ........why ......

  • @Rain-du1ct
    @Rain-du1ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Mom said it was my turn to be the garfluencer

  • @gryotharian
    @gryotharian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3247

    I was there at the Grand opening, that suit isn’t just orange, each of the buttons are Garfield’s head, and he’s got Garfield stripes printed on the back.
    Me and my friends drew the awful desktop background on the iPad at 6:19 and the owner loved it so much that he left it there

    • @ianmount8585
      @ianmount8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      aww that’s so wholesome actually, I was a bit creeped until I heard that he left the drawing there.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      You absolute legend.

    • @kudamutamba9598
      @kudamutamba9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Can attest, was there for part of this(sort of). That place is a legend and its pizza is mediocre.

    • @maeveheart7464
      @maeveheart7464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I salute you, fellow soldier. God/whoever or whatever you believe in bless you.
      I’m not even religious why did I say that-

    • @gryotharian
      @gryotharian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Maeve Heart if you look up Garfield eats, it’s registered as a “spiritualist center”. Perhaps you’ve had a religious awakening in it’s presence. And if I believe in anyone, it’s Garfield. Glory to our lasagna lord.

  • @NesosRomanus
    @NesosRomanus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    “GARFIELD EATS TIME” and “Garfield eats time” are two radically different sentences, but both terrify me deeply.

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      the fact this was a comment you had to write proves the end times are nigh

    • @gabrielorritt3160
      @gabrielorritt3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated comment, my stomach hurts from laughing

    • @daredrogers3884
      @daredrogers3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I eat time Jon, it's what I do.

    • @ellabanchieri8114
      @ellabanchieri8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      that moment when you're an all-powerful being so you consume the space-time continuum for your afternoon snack

    • @apollounavailable
      @apollounavailable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ella Banchieri s n a c c

  • @Leonlonglegs
    @Leonlonglegs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3963

    Never been this early to a lesbian talking about Garfield since last time I visited my grandma's neighbor

    • @deadmeme9031
      @deadmeme9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      This comment has cursed energy

    • @angelinakodjabashia7416
      @angelinakodjabashia7416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I need to know the story

    • @eveescastle5866
      @eveescastle5866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I have several questions and I'm not sure I want them answered

    • @Leonlonglegs
      @Leonlonglegs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Oh my grandma's neighbor is a lesbian and when I visited her she started talking about garfield like some type of war story.

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Johnathan Belmont how dare you underestimate your grandmas lesbian neighbor? Garfield IS a war story you insensitive square

  • @al8924
    @al8924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    This can go one of two ways
    GarfieldVORES
    Garfield C O N S U M E S

  • @chilledlynx1952
    @chilledlynx1952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    5:55 - "Garfield eats time" I cannot breathe
    Garfield, in his infinite power, consumes the ultimate lasagna: the space-time continuum

    • @ilulu5082
      @ilulu5082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      if it was up to me, id also eat time

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man, the ending of Sonic Generations was weirder than I remembered.

  • @Seth-hc2bj
    @Seth-hc2bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    I like how you guys look like you stepped out of a 90s TV show

    • @mylo6670
      @mylo6670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Seth that’s the gays for ya

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I expected this whole thing to be an episode of Nathan For You, except no this guy is just weird…and also an unhinged conspiracy theorist

  • @jams8015
    @jams8015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3944

    Imagine being on death row and you request a Garfield pizza and Garfachino as your last meal before you get the chair

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      They don't use the chair anymore instead Americans use lethal injected drugs that stop the heart

    • @Cosplaybuddygiraffes
      @Cosplaybuddygiraffes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      They stick you immediately after you say that

    • @uwu-fm2kj
      @uwu-fm2kj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      The chair suddenly seems even more deserved

    • @bev2.0
      @bev2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      You wouldn't get a last meal

    • @hc6915
      @hc6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      r/whooosh

  • @adrenalinevan
    @adrenalinevan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    "Garfield's ideal restaurant would be one with lasagna and pizza"
    So... An Italian restaurant?... They exist...

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      yeah but do they serve GARFUCINO

    • @stevewright8284
      @stevewright8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      more like barfaccino. haha i’m 7

    • @Ociloc
      @Ociloc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      nono no, only pizza and lasagna and any combo of the two

    • @typhlosionisbest
      @typhlosionisbest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even regular pizza places sell lasagna now.

    • @nikd6527
      @nikd6527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasn’t garf born behind an Italian restaurant?

  • @speakingofsophie9381
    @speakingofsophie9381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3166

    Hear me out... Garfield as a long furby

  • @nolol6516
    @nolol6516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    “take care of the cat and the cat will take care of you”
    w h a t o n e a r t h

    • @sobersplash6172
      @sobersplash6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wise words from Lord Davis himself

    • @melodygabrielle1920
      @melodygabrielle1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      This sounds like the slogan for a Garfield cult

    • @v3n0m5
      @v3n0m5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *but if you don’t...*
      *HE*
      *WILL*
      C
      O
      m
      E

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I feel like this entire restaurant is a poorly-hidden Garfield cult

    • @witchypoo7353
      @witchypoo7353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melodygabrielle1920 yes

  • @autumnautopsy
    @autumnautopsy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2430

    "love me, feed me, don't leave me" is literally my life goals summarized

    • @DieAlteistwiederda
      @DieAlteistwiederda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      All I want from a relationship tbh.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, honestly what else could i ever need?

    • @SarcyseTiranin
      @SarcyseTiranin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd settle for don't leave me. So... Lonely...

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      We’re all cats on the inside.

    • @jfangx
      @jfangx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@haggisa fact

  • @ascnd
    @ascnd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    did we just get garfluenced

  • @judi7238
    @judi7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    whenever I hear "love me feed me don't leave me" for some reason I sing it like the Kim Possible song in my head

  • @MouseTheMouseyMouse
    @MouseTheMouseyMouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    This restaurant just feels like one that in like 5 years, there'll be an exposé where someone investigates and reveals they've been using something from humans or cats or has been some kinda cover-up thing. That's the energy it exudes - trying to act like lawful good but you can just feel the chaotic evil under it.
    Anyways, Patrick is very cute.

    • @v3n0m5
      @v3n0m5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mouse TheMouseyMouse *jon , you cant run. We need you for our pizza JON*

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      especially since the orange sauce apparently"has no artificial colors" it just looks like that naturally

    • @thebookgoddess7380
      @thebookgoddess7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ur comment under the read more is a mood

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@awesomegaymer5786 I´d say its colour comes from blood, but it´s far too cartoonishly bright for that.

  • @evanmacdonald4615
    @evanmacdonald4615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    I actually work in the factory that made their pizza boxes, and I genuinely thought I hallucinated piling them for 6 hours 😂

  • @tiagohigasilva82
    @tiagohigasilva82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "It's edible guys, let's go nuts"
    That is Mean Girls levels of quotable

  • @jovanaspasojevic5049
    @jovanaspasojevic5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    The restaurant should be decorated with art from the "I'm Sorry Jon" subreddit

    • @taylorgreen9929
      @taylorgreen9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that the NSFW Garfield subreddit?
      (asking so I can avoid at all costs)

    • @jovanaspasojevic5049
      @jovanaspasojevic5049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@taylorgreen9929 it is but it's not sexual NSFW most of the time it's just really creepy NSFW shit

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Note to self: when the internet says not to look at something, don’t look at it

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Note to self: when the internet says not to look at something, don’t look at it

    • @evilmontica1848
      @evilmontica1848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jovanaspasojevic5049 MOST of the time?????

  • @becca7046
    @becca7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Onisions patreon: makes fun of fans and makes offensive jokes
    STRANGE ÆONS patreon: meets up with fans, plays carrot juice roulette and eats garfield pizza with them

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *thEIr oPIniONS wERE inVAlidATed!!1!1!1!1!1

    • @ceulgai2817
      @ceulgai2817 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based on how excited I'd be to get to hang in Toronto with Strange, I can't put into words how risky such a meetup must have been.

  • @tripshoes
    @tripshoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4431

    I would love for someone to photoshop The Last Supper so that everyone is eating lasagna and drinking garficcinos

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Garfield is Jesus now. John is Judas, obviously.

    • @ChickenMccZoe
      @ChickenMccZoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thanks for the idea. 😂😂

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@ChickenMccZoe You better send the link when you're done.

    • @jilainenolte1523
      @jilainenolte1523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I edited this yesterday right after I saw your comment. It's on her Instagram story right now and you can find the post at radical.rat.boi

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Qi' ra
      Canada.

  • @feraletc
    @feraletc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    the sign is COMIC SANS

    • @i_shoot_stuff
      @i_shoot_stuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      makes me want to papyrus

    • @feraletc
      @feraletc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I noticed it within .1 seconds of showing the storefront. but like, what other font could they have used? this is the best option

    • @Mrfanofsonic
      @Mrfanofsonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I mean tbf, that's always been a Garfield thing

    • @koroconnell
      @koroconnell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hate Crime

    • @jessicanewz
      @jessicanewz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *_distant megalovania_*

  • @lizzyfrizzle8986
    @lizzyfrizzle8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    “The free market will regulate itself” *the free market*- Garfeccino

    • @joshuafallgren8498
      @joshuafallgren8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair it died due to lack of customers. Yknow how a free market should work. I don’t like capitalism but yeah

    • @amphibian.abomination
      @amphibian.abomination 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You say it like it's a bad thing.

    • @moycorbin4750
      @moycorbin4750 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You just roasted whole capitalism dynamic

  • @emzetkin1100
    @emzetkin1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    You need to make a long Garfield furby now.
    It's just the rules.

  • @Teamdicer32
    @Teamdicer32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    how do you continually find the most cursed things ever
    did your parents taunt a witch or something

  • @nothankugoodbye
    @nothankugoodbye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    I was absolutely not prepared for my involuntary reaction of horror at the word “garfuccino”. thanks, i hate it

    • @ill232
      @ill232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The only thing i could think of after that was the al pacino dunking donuts commercial but with a washed up garfield.

    • @nothankugoodbye
      @nothankugoodbye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Garfalpaccino

    • @voigto
      @voigto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds dirty.

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R.E.F.N.E.V.
      Hehehe, now all I can think about is “Devil’s advocate”, but instead of Al Pacino, Satan is literally being played by Garfield. God, I wish that was real!

  • @MancIsSo4YearsAgo
    @MancIsSo4YearsAgo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I'm watching this as I'm waiting for a lasagne that I put in the oven and now I don't want it

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    5:15 "Sweat, tears and screams?" The food at Garfield Eats is people. That settles it.

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Garfield Eats is people! GARFIELD EATS IS PEOPLE!!!!!”

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Garfield is my favorites seeker of darkness

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can confirm, this is the best way to get rid of your victims.

  • @daniellafritchy145
    @daniellafritchy145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    Garfield is my fursona.

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And you are Garfield's fursona in turn.

    • @gamermoment7044
      @gamermoment7044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is so fucking cursed I can't even

    • @daniellafritchy145
      @daniellafritchy145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      blarg2429 that’s really the infinite goal

    • @naomiyokoi9248
      @naomiyokoi9248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      blarg2429 technically would that be a skinsona

    • @micahmosse3876
      @micahmosse3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@naomiyokoi9248 how dare you uncover and inflict upon ussuch a cursed truth. Do you even know what's at stake, what we will lose because of your hubris?

  • @user-nu8cf8xz5m
    @user-nu8cf8xz5m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Yo i got so drunk last night i left a gnarly *garficcino* all over the floor and walls

  • @siobhanmewes9881
    @siobhanmewes9881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Love me, feed me, don't leave me" is either a desperate plea for help or the last thing you'll hear as you try to escape only to find what you thought was the exit is actually just an endless corridor, every inch of the walls, floor and ceiling covered with Garfield's smiling face. You can never leave. There is no escape. There is only Garficcino.

  • @amyhavelock7080
    @amyhavelock7080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This seems like such a 90s concept I’m surprised this wasn’t done 25 years ago

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It may have survived if it happened in the 90s

  • @MsMagicStache
    @MsMagicStache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Garfield sitting on the long furby is simultaneously a cursed and blessed happening

    • @haggisa
      @haggisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Two men enter! Only one will leave!

    • @cryptkeeperkain986
      @cryptkeeperkain986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tbh it was kinda cute lol

    • @MsMagicStache
      @MsMagicStache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kallie the Neko I horse laughed when I saw it in her backpack the first, because it is cute in the most odd way

    • @rahul327
      @rahul327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      blursed

    • @Nonya_Busyness
      @Nonya_Busyness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haggisa b l u r s e d

  • @seretonindealer9440
    @seretonindealer9440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Mother, that place is terrifying and I need to go there. I kin Garfield.

  • @DrunkFurYT
    @DrunkFurYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "I ate a unit of food" "I feel like a Sim" omfg ahahahahaha

  • @AidanL17
    @AidanL17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The calamari cannibal Garf is clear evidence that "I'm sorry, Jon" art is an international phenomenon.

  • @bingle2484
    @bingle2484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "the screams of the damned are deafening, Jon. buy my pizza."
    - garmf™

  • @thedinodad3580
    @thedinodad3580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    you know he had to do it to em

  • @aidanwarren4980
    @aidanwarren4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This pre-pandemic footage of going out to restaurants, meeting strangers and seeing their faces, and sharing drinks with others is really hitting in this post-quarantine age

    • @jereton_ex
      @jereton_ex ปีที่แล้ว +2

      came to the comments to see if anyone else had pointed this out, it just baffled me for a few moments before i remembered that yeah, this is something that people (including myself) used to do.

  • @walterl322
    @walterl322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Tbh, this sounds like a entry for a creepypasta
    “I ate Garfield themed pizza and woke up different”

  • @zaprowsdower4938
    @zaprowsdower4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    This is it, this is the end point of capitalism. The Garfuccino is what Adam Smith could only dream of.

    • @DahVoozel
      @DahVoozel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The wealth of a nation is best when it is purposed for the creation of pizza and lasagna for the sustainance of an orange cat.

    • @makyx4303
      @makyx4303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      [...]
      Once you have unlocked everything and purchased every item in the shop you have to restart the game. upon finishing it again you get the secret "GarfieldEats" ending.
      When you followed all these steps you have 100% completed capitalism.

    • @sobersplash6172
      @sobersplash6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Garfield is love, Garfield is life

  • @klayrad5572
    @klayrad5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    gay culture is going on dates to garfieldEATS

    • @sadpotato3386
      @sadpotato3386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      And long furbies? Furbys?

    • @klayrad5572
      @klayrad5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@sadpotato3386 gay culture is going to garfieldEATS with your long furby

    • @manifestationsofasort
      @manifestationsofasort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg yes

    • @klayrad5572
      @klayrad5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@manifestationsofasort the superior restaurant chain

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@klayrad5572 Is gay culture going to garfieldEATS with your long furby _on a date,_ though? I mean, in this case it'd be weird because he's her son, but in cases of long furby ownership without that sort of parent-child dynamic maybe?

  • @cottoncandyaddict
    @cottoncandyaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "That was disappointingly mediocre" THE EXACT DESCRIPTION OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GARFIELD

    • @estefaniaboujon6830
      @estefaniaboujon6830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Garfield is the best!

    • @avastepanian567
      @avastepanian567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuc u Garfield is wonderful

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SSsSshhHHh that’s my childhood right there

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't say that. Garfield was my goddamn childhood.

    • @Kropothead
      @Kropothead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jim Davis hails from my state, Indiana, which is basically the elemental plane of disappointing mediocrity. Please send a rescue team.

  • @verycursed5585
    @verycursed5585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "icE CREAM"
    As of today, Patrick is no longer a person, he's a mood.

  • @ashton4529
    @ashton4529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    this is straight out of black mirror i swear to god

  • @bigchungus4328
    @bigchungus4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    9:53 y'all look like a goth mystery solving squad who're about to have a wacky adventure involving a conspiracy behind the Garfield restaurant and it's ominous founder

    • @igorgrbic5441
      @igorgrbic5441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The emo scooby-gang

    • @michaelregis1015
      @michaelregis1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Emo-emo-dooooo

    • @bigchungus4328
      @bigchungus4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@igorgrbic5441 FUCK YEAH

    • @bigchungus4328
      @bigchungus4328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelregis1015 where are youu, come it's time for sun now

    • @izzymarie8987
      @izzymarie8987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Instead of Scooby Doo they have Thursday BoyPorrage

  • @DrunkFurYT
    @DrunkFurYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "A group of 2019 Canadian emos eat Garfield-branded fast food" was never a video I thought I would witness

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounds like one of my nightmares

  • @tristant9481
    @tristant9481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Take care of the Cat, and the cat will take care of you." D A M N ! Such strong words...

  • @SeresTheZocker
    @SeresTheZocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Garfield started as a comic so this is appropriate use for Comic Sans

    • @gamermoment7044
      @gamermoment7044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thanks, but I hate it

    • @SeresTheZocker
      @SeresTheZocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gamermoment7044 And I hate Garfield! But we can't start to be unfair to our enemies

    • @rockhamada294
      @rockhamada294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SeresTheZocker what did you just say about my boy Garfield

    • @SeresTheZocker
      @SeresTheZocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rockhamada294 Evil things

    • @SeresTheZocker
      @SeresTheZocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rockhamada294 I truly doubt that Garfield has the will or the capability to destroy Snoopy. Which is something I very much love

  • @GigiLuigi437
    @GigiLuigi437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    *hears ice cream truck*
    “It sounds like we’re gonna get murdered”

  • @teddybeast
    @teddybeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Came for the laughs, instead I got my ears blown out by the over blow Garfacino sound bite.......

  • @goodniteghost
    @goodniteghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    So I live in the town where Jim Davis literally lives and I can drive to his studio in like twenty minutes and WE don't have a GarfieldEats

  • @abbydoesart648
    @abbydoesart648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Oh god, im wearing my only orange clothing, he has already invaded my mind

    • @adrianomaly1760
      @adrianomaly1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      abby doesart same... does it count if it’s a dragon ball shirt

    • @abbydoesart648
      @abbydoesart648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adri Anomaly orange is orange my friend im afraid you have been infested as well

  • @legendre007
    @legendre007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Until I saw GarfieldEATS, I did not know the meaning of Eldritch Horror. 😯

    • @ginamaynard2698
      @ginamaynard2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      r/imsorryjon has you covered

    • @maddiegeier
      @maddiegeier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ginamaynard2698 the subreddit is blursed

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      madgninja “blursed” doesn’t even begin cover it bud. That subreddit is the reason I don’t sleep at night.

    • @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764
      @gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look up Garfield the deals warlock.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ever played Bloodborne?

  • @booty_hunter4207
    @booty_hunter4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dude having your _own quote_ on your wall is *literally* the funniest thing on the planet

  • @Honkadelic64
    @Honkadelic64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    watching you guys pass around that carrot juice without a care in the world.... I miss 2019.....

    • @loglorn
      @loglorn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god i felt that too, god

  • @megglymade
    @megglymade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Jim Davis is actually a professor at my university and he is truly the most wholesome man I have ever met. He's so sweet and pure I want to know how this man got wrapped up into this

    • @beth3667
      @beth3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The history of Garfield will soon be a mandatory class in every university across the globe. Having links with a professor is all part of Garfield’s plan

    • @hybridmems
      @hybridmems 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg that is so cool!

  • @nevernaught3871
    @nevernaught3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    The sauce on the pizza was probably made from yellow tomatoes. I reckon when they are cooked and the water evaporates, it would be possible for them to turn orange.

    • @terminal-vl3rj
      @terminal-vl3rj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      either that, or they heavily diluted it with water.

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I figured just some extra carrot.

    • @bessh2501
      @bessh2501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or maybe it’s like a vodka sauce? With added cream? GarfieldEATS, the people have questions that must be answered!

    • @justinspencer983
      @justinspencer983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When ever I have made homemade tomato sauce/soup with home grown tomatoes it turns out very orange so it’s not totally impossible to get the color depending on the tomatoes used.

  • @aihehol
    @aihehol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Woah. Sharing drinks with friends in public, what a throwback.

  • @teagannam
    @teagannam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Garfield garita” or however it’s spelled (the name of the pizza they got) sounds way too much like “guerrita” which in Spanish would mean “little war” which is what must happen in your mouth if you eat it.

  • @aubreywaldenart
    @aubreywaldenart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I wonder how this sweet old man feels about the pure eldritch horror of r/imsorryjon

  • @taterthelousytot3967
    @taterthelousytot3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I think right now would be the perfect time to open a restaurant like this. With the rising popularity of the r/imsorryjon and the current trend of memeing gerfield. It might be cringey, but it's a smart and creative idea

    • @poodychulak
      @poodychulak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They started doing this before those were things. Just completely oblivious yet fortuitous.

  • @hotplanofaction3219
    @hotplanofaction3219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Fun video, but I think I might be deaf now after all of those "Garffacinos"...that'll teach me for using headphones...

  • @drew6145
    @drew6145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I died at the disheartening "this is my last meal"

  • @Ellie-jr4zy
    @Ellie-jr4zy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    That place is just the food court in Fantasy Costco,,

    • @cambrianimplosion
      @cambrianimplosion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ellie fucking found a taz fan major success

    • @SolarisMusic
      @SolarisMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      YOU"RE ENTIRELY CORRECT MY GOOD FRIEND

    • @beetledbug
      @beetledbug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      aaaa i immediately thought of garfield the deals warlock and the mbmbam garfield eats episode

    • @SolarisMusic
      @SolarisMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      garfield the deals warlock eats (now in comic sans!)

    • @eggstreme324
      @eggstreme324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THANK YOU

  • @rinward172
    @rinward172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    have you heard about the furby organ? an organ made of furbies?

    • @0Rianna0
      @0Rianna0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Oh yeah, that's what they play during mass in hell.

    • @laurenmcleod7055
      @laurenmcleod7055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      rin ward a liver made of furbies? which kind of organ are we talking here

    • @maddiegeier
      @maddiegeier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That channel is amazing

    • @laurenmcleod7055
      @laurenmcleod7055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      friendly alien i mean, i hope i don’t come across as that stupid

    • @ibax102x8
      @ibax102x8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@laurenmcleod7055 an organ as a instrument

  • @emiliew5553
    @emiliew5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    patrick leaning against the tree and telling the tale of the orange sauce is truly a sight, he looks like one of the village elders who fought in every war

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Sweat, tears, and screams." *Looks at pizza.* So that's why it tastes so salty and loud.

  • @vocasoti
    @vocasoti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Big chungus walked so that Garfield chunks could run

  • @emmylewolf293
    @emmylewolf293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Hey what do you want for dinner?
    Oh I could really go for some
    **G A R F I N C C I N O**

  • @raskr8137
    @raskr8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    >The owner sounds like he's forced to record the ads at gunpoint
    >"After months of sweat, tears and screams [...]"
    >Unintelligible voices in the background of the promo video
    >"Nathan, take care of the cat, and the cat will take care of you"
    >Creepy vibes at the restaurant itself
    They definitely hinting at some r/sorryjon type stuff

  • @noahfarr2524
    @noahfarr2524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love me feed me don’t leave me scares me so much

  • @forestexpertrees
    @forestexpertrees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Are they closed on Mondays?

  • @isabellaholley4865
    @isabellaholley4865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    nobody:
    literally no one:
    not a single person ever:
    nathan: GaRfAcHiNnO

  • @mialeo
    @mialeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    you know in the good place when michael has to think of the most mediocre food to torture everyone with for an eternity? thats garfieldeats

  • @LavinceLOL
    @LavinceLOL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When they pass around the... *checks notes* Garfeccino and take sips from the same straw my post-covid brain was screaming at the sight lmao.

    • @LavinceLOL
      @LavinceLOL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am correcting myself because apparently the carrot juice is not in fact the Garfeccino...

  • @TransSappho
    @TransSappho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    5:57 “Garfield eats time” could be read as saying that Garfield is devouring the entire temporal existence of the universe and frankly that’s both plausible and horrifying

  • @silasalpagu7940
    @silasalpagu7940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    teya: *posts video*
    me: *drops everything and watches*

  • @Aquariusgirl212
    @Aquariusgirl212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I feel like a Sim."
    ~Patrick, 2K19

  • @harrylane4
    @harrylane4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Garfield eats was first brought to my attention by my patreon"
    That's a funny way to say "munch squad"

  • @lucieradova8378
    @lucieradova8378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    No hetero but Patrick is kinda cute ngl 👀

    • @patrickhorgan8700
      @patrickhorgan8700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Thanks :)

    • @bruhmoment-me2hw
      @bruhmoment-me2hw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Much hetero, he is handsome :^)

    • @cynthiaobligeasmr
      @cynthiaobligeasmr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Much non-descript attraction, he is hella cute

    • @lucieradova8378
      @lucieradova8378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@patrickhorgan8700 didn't expect you to see this, but no problem haha

    • @judi7238
      @judi7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no hetero as well, he's cute
      just cause I'm gay doesn't mean I'm blind

  • @GSlice37
    @GSlice37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This whole concept just got stranger and stranger the deeper you look.
    Someone should 100 percent do a background check on the orange suit dude, he has too much chaotic energy.

    • @kayleegirard9231
      @kayleegirard9231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Loki in disguise

    • @gabrielorritt3160
      @gabrielorritt3160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What if the whole thing is just a subversive marketing ploy?

  • @lexidiusBS
    @lexidiusBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The guy himself has a voice that embodies Garfield's mid life crisis

  • @Chaosrunepownage
    @Chaosrunepownage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    How could they have their background to the tablet ordering thing look like someone's first submission to r/imsorryjon? I can't tell if it's out-of-touch or a dank meme!

  • @laurenlatta495
    @laurenlatta495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    My favorite lesbian has returned

    • @agostoangosto9442
      @agostoangosto9442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      jamless toast didn’t know garfield was a lesbian

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@agostoangosto9442 Who's the lucky lady?

    • @agostoangosto9442
      @agostoangosto9442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReptilianTeaDrinker Garfunkel. People call them GarfGarf

  • @mitskiluvr
    @mitskiluvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    i'm taking my date here. that is if i ever get one.

    • @Hopppp
      @Hopppp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'll be your date lmao

    • @thecynicalone7655
      @thecynicalone7655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you trying to stay single?

    • @something8245
      @something8245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd go with you, if you're ok with being polyamorous and also moving to Ukraine

    • @mitskiluvr
      @mitskiluvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@something8245 haha, nah i get jealous too easily

    • @mitskiluvr
      @mitskiluvr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thecynicalone7655 not at all

  • @stephenwood6663
    @stephenwood6663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "to embody the orange cat's inspirational spirit of gluttony" has to be the best phrase I've heard this week.

  • @rVnsunshine
    @rVnsunshine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You have to stop ruining my nice headphones okay mother
    *G A R F I C C I N O*

  • @eros7718
    @eros7718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "no GMO's"
    "--the meat is grey"
    im-

    • @dand1253
      @dand1253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean, if I found an animal carcass without at least some weird fucked up looking bits, I'd be *more* inclined to think it was some sort of GMO ultimate livestock breed. Biology is messy, and even 9,000 years of manual genetic engineering wasn't enough to remove every last bit of physiological weirdness from our farm animals.
      It's just that the cuts you get at the grocery are the most appealing ones the slaughterhouse produced, the same way that all the weird mutant eggs from chicken mills get labeled "Grade B" and go right into the feeding trough and grocery stores only get the pretty Grade A/AA eggs.
      I'd assume that GarfieldEATS just bought middle-of-the-road cuts to save a little money and didn't go to the lengths that McDonald's does to mechanically obscure the meat's original form.

    • @ziggy5741
      @ziggy5741 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The meat is likely grey because there isn't all the normal preservatives which keep the meat bright red, meat isn't typically as pretty as we see in stores lol

  • @normalhuman1368
    @normalhuman1368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    YES PLEASE GOTH MOTHER THIS IS THE ONLY MUKBANG I’LL EVER WATCH
    EDIT: Thank you so much for the likes! 💕 I know it’s a bit trivial but I appreciate it so much! 💕

    • @manoudreams
      @manoudreams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah same literally all mukbangs are stupid and annoying because I want to steal the food
      (well yeah except for Dan and Phil's mukbang I loved it)

    • @normalhuman1368
      @normalhuman1368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pansy Parkinson lmao I agree 😂

  • @kkatieloisxx
    @kkatieloisxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this in 2020 and seeing everyone share food and drink is making me ANXIOUS

  • @a.d.r.m.7730
    @a.d.r.m.7730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Take care of the cat, and the cat will take care of you."
    Wait, Garfield's the Godfather now?

  • @greyscalewoods711
    @greyscalewoods711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Capitalism has gone too far

    • @v3n0m5
      @v3n0m5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is capitalisim

  • @lilyg8734
    @lilyg8734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Teacher: why are you laughing
    Me: nothing
    Me internally: GARFICINO
    EDIT: feed me your likes peasants!!

    • @lilyg8734
      @lilyg8734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Astha Thakur YOWCHIES man

    • @pauldee1577
      @pauldee1577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nominating "Hurricane Garficcino" for the 2020 list of Atlantic Basin hurricane names

    • @froglad810
      @froglad810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Why though yay 500

  • @sampau3020
    @sampau3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Im as in love with your patrons as i am with you but also
    ***GARFAACHINO***

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Take care of the cat and the cat will take care of you”
    Protect Garfield and he will die for you