That's cuz we didn't have the 30x multiplier. It takes around 10 minutes like he just did with 30x multiplier to reach 1M score, ik for a fact I never reached 30x multiplier when playing the game so I can only assume most others didnt.
reminding me of when i bought my first smartphone smh subway surfers.. zombie cafe . Fruit ninja glory days Anyone else remember any of these games or others
@@nerocladius4319 I remember Fruit Ninja for the XBox Kinect. I played the phone version so so much as a kid, but nothing beats actually using your arms and legs to cut the fruit.
Bill Nye I have a message from students everywhere. Your moms a guy, and you are a Russian spy. God bless you. I pray you come to Christ anyone who reads this amen! Praise Jesus the king of the universe!
@@David_538 depends. In countries like Canada it is 15 years, but in America it is 25 years + tax + bills, amounting to a total of 25 years of waiting, a single bandaid, and $300,000 out of your bank account
At least Honkai Impact exists. Got enough lore that I've made a 18 page document explaining a side story that doesn't even happen in the same universe as the main story. And I'm only halfway done.
Tip for any who didn't know. TH-cam has a vertical fullscreen function. This is the 2nd mobile game you've recorded vertically so maybe you could set the next one's aspect ratio to match. (it works by clicking the fullscreen button while your phone is upright or dragging the description bar downwards...)
For a while, there was this mega glitch. Only on mystery Mondays, if it gave you a super speed hoverboard, and you used it until it ran out, you would have infinite super speed. Even when you aren't using a hoverboard
Hypothetically, no. It generates random elements until you lose. Technically, it does, at around 8 billion points. At that point, the game crashes (after about 32 consecutive years of playing).
@@matiasllorca7018 easy speazy got 1,000,000 points in ~10 minutes based on that 8 billion should take around 56 consecutive days maybe you calculated based on default speed/multpliers or more likely i am miss calculating.
@@MrSkywalkersedem my point exactly, the first known descriptions of hoverboards were from a british guy and then it was first depicted in a japanese game, but what I meant was that just because bttf heavily popularized hoverboards it doesn't make it an american thing
I actually got a high score much past 2m without a score multiplier higher than 10. This was (I live in Louisiana so the hurricanes are pretty bad here) in Louisiana a while back while my family was still recovering from Hurricane Ida. We didn't have internet for nearly two weeks and so I made sure to download subway surfers using my data. After I got SS, I got slightly addicted to it. I had played the game many times before on this phone, but I delete it sometimes for storage space. The thing is, when I died, I couldn't watch the ads to get another life, so I had to use my keys, which were like 4 I think. For 20-30 minutes straight, I was entirely focused on SS, and literally died ONCE in the 2m. It was a monday which is when a certain "+10" powerup happens so like if I hit that powerup I would get a higher score multiplier. The best part was, when I died in SS, the wifi came back on, so I could watch the ads again to gain lives. Edit: I also didn't have any boards that gave me a boost in something, the only thing I upgraded was the coin magnet
I remember playing this game so much that when I went to sleep, I still saw the screen under my eyelids, my character jumping and trains coming, as if I'm still playing the game. At first I was like "neat I can go to sleep and still play at the same time!" but after like a week's worth of this weird, uncontrolled hallucination I was like "yeah ok no this is bad"
Edit: I always found it strange how the game is called Dumb Ways To Die but a few of the “game overs” would just injure a person and woudn’t actually kill them. Edit 2: The game was literally made in my country, Australia. I did not now it was an Australian game until now.
I got it playable on a computer but its sadly not even close to fullscreen. Its just a tiny window in the middle of the screen and it can't be fullscreened but at least i have the game
Speezy:Speedrunning subway surfers is basically getting 1000000 points. Me with a record of 10000 coins in one run one using 1 key and no hoverboards : I have far surpassed your ability puny mortal! Edit: and i did it twice!
The game is weird like why the frick are there a lot of trains also how the heck does the police officer catch you even if your 10000 miles from the beginning. I guess he didn’t skip leg day
An interesting thing is there's an achievement in game where you need to wear the super boot for 1 minute then 2 minute and so forth. The max amount of time you can get with the boot is 30 second, so you would need to get 3 boot in a row for 3 time just to complete the first achievement, and since there aren't a lot of things that stop the super boot timer, you will have to get a super jump hoverboard to have a chance at completing the achievement.
the double jump speed hoverboard is better, you can do like 3 jumps with the boots, and when you going to hit you can just jump again in middle of the air
People who spend a lot of money for one video are so awesome like you don’t even know if it will be made back but you do it for us anyway- Seriously dude I love you
Playing it to get a high score takes so much time, it took me roughly 40 minutes to almost an hour to get 5.2M points and this is using all those special stuff.
My record was 8.6 million, but I spent a game around me between 2-4 hours, I can't remember anymore, and I was ranked first in the country at the time. No lying
Actually you can get an even higher multiplier. A surfer can grand a plus 2-3 (maybe 5?) Bonus, plus on mystery weekends you can get a random power up, one of which is a plus 10 to your multipler. So you can max out just shy of 100. Good luck to anyone else who does this
The hover board I always use is the maple leaf for that one I’ve unlock smooth drift and super jump but if I want to go fast I’ll just equip the great white which has super speed and smooth drift
jack:surfboards at insane speed also jack:accidentaly bumbs ito an object guard:You couldnt live with your own win,where did that bring you? back to me
Not sure if he reads these, but I really enjoy when he shows his place on the leaderboards!
Yup
Yea cuz then I got to search it up myself
He got 4th place (out of 4) in this one
Me too
Yeah me too!
Props to the police officer who chases teenagers miles and still remains fat.
how many donuts do you think this man consumes in a day
@@donutdisturblivball how many bread have you eaten in your life
@@lazarbeem4837 Ah, I see what you did there.
@@lazarbeem4837 3
@@lazarbeem4837 B R E A D
teenage boy tries to outrun police officer after vandalizing a train, ends up sprinting at the speed of sound
how many bread have you eaten in your life
@@seiyadepegaso315 jojo fans 😐
@@pzyxn2745 People who won't let people enjoy stuff they dont like 😐
@cool People who arent cyber bullies 😀
@@seiyadepegaso315 probably 12 or even more so
I couldn’t even imagine how long a single Subway Surfer’s run could go when I was 8, and look at Eazy go
That's cuz we didn't have the 30x multiplier. It takes around 10 minutes like he just did with 30x multiplier to reach 1M score, ik for a fact I never reached 30x multiplier when playing the game so I can only assume most others didnt.
the 64 bit integer
"People are ganna get mad at me for calling the hoverboard a skateboard, but it's the same thing."
Bruh you called a train a car
Have you ever been in a train?
@@JohnMkrv yeah yeah ik
@@agamerslifetorture6274 the part of trains are called cars too
@@JohnMkrv I kNoW i KnOw
@@agamerslifetorture6274 this is you. ((
Everyone gangsta till this guy starts speed running his life
"So I decided to speedrun life and instantly regretted all my life choices"
Mega64 did it first
**running**
it will be like:
- It's a bo-
-(noclips and graduates) (dies)
-oh no! it was a speedrunner.
"From my childhood"
Stop, I can only feel so old
Part of my body turned into dust when he said that
I felt like I was in a wooden coffin at that part.
reminding me of when i bought my first smartphone smh subway surfers.. zombie cafe . Fruit ninja glory days
Anyone else remember any of these games or others
@@nerocladius4319 I remember Fruit Ninja for the XBox Kinect. I played the phone version so so much as a kid, but nothing beats actually using your arms and legs to cut the fruit.
@@nerocladius4319 jetpack joyride
Can you speedrun Granny: horror game? That'd be hilarious.
That game loses your humor
Its a good game I liked it back in 2020 and 2019
@@theproguy1827 yeah and it's pretty speedrun friendly
Thats would be cool
YES PLEASE
Dharr man be like:
"Gamer speedruns subway surfers, police regrets his life"
lmao
Lmfao
Lmoo
"So yu c🤓"
I bet Eazy is too scared to speedrun 2048
I too
Waiting for the next video
L
haha
Yeah
As Dumb Ways to Die has taught us, "be safe around trains," -a message from Metro
Haven’t heard that name in years...
@witheeer :/ I was expecting it to suffocate and die
@@clsk-ara i enjoy pushing people under trains
nostalgia had me like damn
DAME, I havnt heard that line in years,
*My science says you can't speedrun a never ending ga-*
Lol bill nye got rekt
always do your research more than once
nill bye she tcience BNTSGuy
Bill Nye I have a message from students everywhere. Your moms a guy, and you are a Russian spy.
God bless you. I pray you come to Christ anyone who reads this amen! Praise Jesus the king of the universe!
Bill Nye the Mechanical Engineer guy
Moral of the story:
Do not get hit by trains, kids
Great life lesson
Damn there goes my Saturday plans
@@plate_fox LOL HAHAHHAAHH
Dumb ways to die
*trians
I got hit by a train because EazySpeezy told me to.
Please, send a hospital.
Ok! The builders are there any building it right now. They will heal you in 21 years, sound good?
@@David_538 depends. In countries like Canada it is 15 years, but in America it is 25 years + tax + bills, amounting to a total of 25 years of waiting, a single bandaid, and $300,000 out of your bank account
i heard that if u get hit by train first thing u get is money for hospitals :( poor eclipsed
@@thewoolooherder5918 your searched that on Google didn't you? XD
@@David_538 no, just an estimate.
Probably an underestimate, to be honest
"Some guy in a bunny suit is chasing after us"
FNaF: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
Even though the policeman is supposed to be the bad guy you gotta give him some credit for being able to run that fast even with his weight.
Hes not really a bad guy though, hes just trying to do his job
@@greymaulker8326 He is indeed not, but you know, the main character _is_ a deliquent
@@sophiesmith9300 well... yes, thats literally why i said the policeman was not a villain
@@greymaulker8326 Sorry that was worded really weird. I meant the police officer normally ends the game, and is meant to be the villan
@@sophiesmith9300 antagonist, not villain
Had to click of my ss game for this, doesn’t disappoint
Wait! Dad, Is that you?
@@Ferrari03 shit
@@Ferrari03 imma go get some cigarettes I’ll be right back
What ss game
@@chrlz8211 ok, I'll see you later
F in the chat for that police officer that runs after teenagers for miles and miles but is still fat guy must be crying rn
Can't outrun a bad diet.
@@capnlatenight5356r/memes
Just how long their stamina are
haha 69 likes nice
EazySpeezy's wallet " oh boy another speed run"
EazySpeezy "Stabs wallet 38 times"
haha lucky patcher go brrr
38 STAB WOUNDS
**38 STABWOUNDS**
Why not 28?
Yes 28. And slap the table super hard.
Who else remembers when devs put effort in to their mobile games?
Yeah now we just have ad filled stupid games. And they have the stupid ad “Only 99.9% of people can win”.
Supercell still exists
It's funny how the Impossible puzzles are so easy, people that has 80-100 iq can solve it
@@JohnMkrv Really they are easy I thought I had the same iq as Einstein like the Candy Crush ad said!
At least Honkai Impact exists. Got enough lore that I've made a 18 page document explaining a side story that doesn't even happen in the same universe as the main story. And I'm only halfway done.
Teacher: Stop playing on your phone and focus on the class, you'll never make a living out of that.
Me:
Tip for any who didn't know. TH-cam has a vertical fullscreen function. This is the 2nd mobile game you've recorded vertically so maybe you could set the next one's aspect ratio to match. (it works by clicking the fullscreen button while your phone is upright or dragging the description bar downwards...)
The timer seems to be why it's like that. I imagine if the timer isn't there it'd be normal haha
yeah he does it vertical on purpose to have room for the timer
Next video: I got cancelled on Twitter for saying a hoverboard and a skateboard are the same thing
twitter cancellation speedrun
@@thegreatjan it will be like 1 second after posting "men deserve happiness too"
@@kosstarYT women*
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment
Yup sounds like twiiter
For a while, there was this mega glitch. Only on mystery Mondays, if it gave you a super speed hoverboard, and you used it until it ran out, you would have infinite super speed. Even when you aren't using a hoverboard
I love how Eazy always says fun things like hoverboards are skateboards, and steam is smoke, and that they're the same thing
He called a train a car xD
Subway Surfers had an ending? I thought it was endless
If it is endless then how the heck is the kid and train guy able to run for that long
It is endless
Hypothetically, no. It generates random elements until you lose. Technically, it does, at around 8 billion points. At that point, the game crashes (after about 32 consecutive years of playing).
@@matiasllorca7018 easy speazy got 1,000,000 points in ~10 minutes based on that 8 billion should take around 56 consecutive days maybe you calculated based on default speed/multpliers or more likely i am miss calculating.
@@chrom_mage there is a Video explaining it
@@matiasllorca7018 nice i Watched that too
" Hoverboard and skateboard are two same things "
- that's the most American express thing I have heard in a while .
i don't think that's american, honestly, just an eazy original
considering back to the future had popularized hoverboards I highly disagree on what he said being an american thing
@@insurgentleman back to future is a film from.... You guessed it, America!
@@MrSkywalkersedem my point exactly, the first known descriptions of hoverboards were from a british guy and then it was first depicted in a japanese game, but what I meant was that just because bttf heavily popularized hoverboards it doesn't make it an american thing
Me: playing subway surfers
TH-cam: hey someone is speedrunning the game you are playing
I'm happy that he cares abt the character thats "constantly getting hit by trains"
Memento Mori
@@dioV4M üÑÜ$ æñúß
-REDACTED-
I have no idea what the people in the replies are saying
@@CloudyCoraYT same
@@dioV4M you play dbd?
I actually got a high score much past 2m without a score multiplier higher than 10. This was (I live in Louisiana so the hurricanes are pretty bad here) in Louisiana a while back while my family was still recovering from Hurricane Ida. We didn't have internet for nearly two weeks and so I made sure to download subway surfers using my data. After I got SS, I got slightly addicted to it. I had played the game many times before on this phone, but I delete it sometimes for storage space. The thing is, when I died, I couldn't watch the ads to get another life, so I had to use my keys, which were like 4 I think. For 20-30 minutes straight, I was entirely focused on SS, and literally died ONCE in the 2m. It was a monday which is when a certain "+10" powerup happens so like if I hit that powerup I would get a higher score multiplier. The best part was, when I died in SS, the wifi came back on, so I could watch the ads again to gain lives.
Edit: I also didn't have any boards that gave me a boost in something, the only thing I upgraded was the coin magnet
A little tip here: in the late game, you're getting more coins whenever you find coins in a jump pattern than in a straight pattern.
I bet you’re too scared to speedrun Duolingo’s Spanish lesson
I mean, I think everyone is too scared to speedrun duolingo's spanish lesson.
My duolingo streak is 529. I am one with the bird.
@@eepshay7239 ok, but did you keep going to become one with the bird, or do you continue on in fear of what happens when you stop?
As duolingo owl says "learn Spanish or vanish"
The owl is Watch but It's not that hard the same words repeat themselves
I remember feeling like i'm a legend for being the most pro at this in my class.
Same lmao my record is 5,2 million
The amount of coins this man collects when flying is close to godliness
Now you gotta speedrun Jetpack Joyride
I remember playing this game so much that when I went to sleep, I still saw the screen under my eyelids, my character jumping and trains coming, as if I'm still playing the game. At first I was like "neat I can go to sleep and still play at the same time!" but after like a week's worth of this weird, uncontrolled hallucination I was like "yeah ok no this is bad"
Next Video:
Speedrunning Dumb Ways to Die to tell people not to jump off trains
“Always be safe around trains”
Edit: I always found it strange how the game is called Dumb Ways To Die but a few of the “game overs” would just injure a person and woudn’t actually kill them.
Edit 2: The game was literally made in my country, Australia. I did not now it was an Australian game until now.
POV: this guy is speedrunning our childhood at this point
And his wallet
The "POV" doesn't work like that
@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH it would work like: POV: you are watching this man speed run your childhood
@@sleep170 yes.
Props to the Donut company who is never out of stock for this police officer who might consume 12000 calories a day
Day 35 of asking eazyspeezy to speedrun 3D pinball Space Cadet
That one hit me. I used to love that game.
I got it playable on a computer but its sadly not even close to fullscreen. Its just a tiny window in the middle of the screen and it can't be fullscreened but at least i have the game
You have been asking for a MONTH?
@@KYR4T0NIN Yep.
Me crying realizing that I probably got a world record some time in my life
Me crying because my highest chore is 20,000
Lol I remember I used lucky patcher to get everything
Me replaying this game after years and remembering that my highest score was 180k
Yeah for the youngest person alive I also held the position
@L Lawliet I hit 50m 😅
No one is gonna talk about how he said you gotta be so good at it and immediately smashed into a train? 3:37
That police officer must be a legend for chasing a kid who stole 1 million coins from a subway station
"Made a police officer regret his life choices" Literally all of twitter
I just realized, this police officer chased a kid for miles just because he vandalized a subway. Give this man a raise.
Speezy:Speedrunning subway surfers is basically getting 1000000 points.
Me with a record of 10000 coins in one run one using 1 key and no hoverboards : I have far surpassed your ability puny mortal!
Edit: and i did it twice!
Dude I have 4.5 million with no keys and not much hoverboards XD
1.2 mil no keys no boards (many many years ago)
Almost 7m, no boards, don't remember about keys tho
The game is weird like why the frick are there a lot of trains also how the heck does the police officer catch you even if your 10000 miles from the beginning. I guess he didn’t skip leg day
He heard he would get a coupon from the donut shop if he did catch you. The rest is history.
@@wiseconqueror533 5% Off! What a steal!
This universe's lore involves an alien faction so idk
6:06 thank you for showing that you have not used up any diamonds before
Person in a bunny suit chasing a kid..... omg Fnaf.... William Afton... it all makes sense now
Noooooo! stoooop!
i'm on my limit!
I'm serious
I can't take it anymore.
THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!
Exactly my thoughts
@@adamsaneh8454 Thanks for watching. Cut!
The dislikes is from the police officer and his many alt accounts for watching rabbit videos
There's 0 dislikes though
NGL kinda wanted to dislike cause he didn't show how his time compared to others.
Theres also certain characters that add +5 multiplyer during events. Scoreboosters and headstarts may also be faster than actual running
My little brother is actually becoming a subway surfers kid. I have taught him well.
No Fortnite at 6, no, subway surfers on his big sisters phone :D
Nice
Aww
This game was more addictive then drugs at the time.... seriously
0:56 "dude are you insane at jumping?"
I mean, he is a bunny.
This police officer has been running for nine years he deserves a break
I agree.
Nine years
.
.
.
and he never lost weight from running so much
And he knows shadow clone jutsu as well or he can't appear everywhere.
I remember when I remembered all the patterns in this game on my mom's phone
I remembered playing this game back in the summer of 2013 during a vacation to Atlanta. This vid gave me so many memories. 😭
I clicked off of block facts to watch this and I don't regret it because I finished the video (stonecutter facts)
Same lol
Interesting
Ah yes, Subway Surfers
The reason I'm obsessed with rhythm games.
speedrun piano tiles when.
this is dangerously funny.
That kid's probably ran from Oxford to Glasgow on foot and hoverboard at this point.
Love this guy.
Sacrifices his sanity and wallet to bring us this fire content
I just started watching him and I really like how he says “we” like “this is good for us,” “we don’t like that”- it feels nice lol
Day 11 of asking eazy to speedrun killing everyone in Oregon Trail
Hey I did the math from when you died to the total point earn and I've found out each coin is worth 60 points
these videos gets me nostalgic. sheeeeeeesh
“Wait is that iPhone 4? Pleeease let me play subway surfers on it”
Idk
subway surfers isn't available on iphone 4 anymore, but it's in quotations so...
The kids flexing their white ninja flashbacks are coming back.
I loved this game and shark hungry evolution in elementary/middle school. Me and my friends liked to compete and see who could get the better score.
I am mad just because he predicted a commenter would be mad lol.
Instructions not clear;
Train is hitting on me and i think i might be metrosexual.
bro certain skins give even more of a multiplier
Me a pro subway surfer seeing him miss half his coins
It made me laugh during the jetpack comment ahah You just have to get the hang of it. Although I've never gotten a 1M run in 9min, that's impressive!
did this guy say playstation at 5:55
An interesting thing is there's an achievement in game where you need to wear the super boot for 1 minute then 2 minute and so forth. The max amount of time you can get with the boot is 30 second, so you would need to get 3 boot in a row for 3 time just to complete the first achievement, and since there aren't a lot of things that stop the super boot timer, you will have to get a super jump hoverboard to have a chance at completing the achievement.
0:37 or you can download it in Happymod to get unlimited money and keys
Or use file manager
I’ll watch all the ads all the way through just for your wallet
An interesting part of quarantine was when I would repeatedly be on subway surfers for literally 50 hours a week
You might not believe me, but when I was 9 y.o. I claimed 4118 coins in one run.
i belive you
when i was 10 i got high score of 7 mill
man this brings me back
the double jump speed hoverboard is better, you can do like 3 jumps with the boots, and when you going to hit you can just jump again in middle of the air
Opened my eyes so much that you can Speedrun any game even if it's not sensible
Bro that man was going at speeds I can only dream of.
Well done Man!
Don't forget that He also simultaneously comments everything while focusing intensely on the Gameplay
The only thing that i dont understand in this game if the material that the fat of the policeman is made of
People who spend a lot of money for one video are so awesome like you don’t even know if it will be made back but you do it for us anyway-
Seriously dude
I love you
when you said "favorite game from my childhood" that made me feel very old, even though im 24 yo.
pain
/pān/
noun
1. Watching EazySpeezy pick up every single super boots in Subway Surfers
Is no one going to say anything about how for a man of his size, that cop is scarily fast?
ikr
Me after getting the notification: you can speedrun.... Subway Surfers.
EazySpeezey: well, the trick is to... (unknown)
I'd never heard of this game until I learned there were tons of speedrunners for it, and was shocked.
Playing it to get a high score takes so much time, it took me roughly 40 minutes to almost an hour to get 5.2M points and this is using all those special stuff.
i realy like when he shows leaderboard and do a mini basketbal speedrun please
So who else wants this guy to just make a nostalgia playlist
My record was 8.6 million, but I spent a game around me between 2-4 hours, I can't remember anymore, and I was ranked first in the country at the time. No lying
Actually you can get an even higher multiplier. A surfer can grand a plus 2-3 (maybe 5?) Bonus, plus on mystery weekends you can get a random power up, one of which is a plus 10 to your multipler. So you can max out just shy of 100. Good luck to anyone else who does this
I like how his worst fear is that someone will run head first into a moving train, *and then tell people that EazySpeezy told them to* .
Bro I played this again today for the first time in years and thought "huh I wonder how you'd speedrun this" and kablam, here you are!!!
The hover board I always use is the maple leaf for that one I’ve unlock smooth drift and super jump but if I want to go fast I’ll just equip the great white which has super speed and smooth drift
jack:surfboards at insane speed
also jack:accidentaly bumbs ito an object
guard:You couldnt live with your own win,where did that bring you? back to me