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  • @E4YouTube
    @E4YouTube  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Favourite moment?
    Watch more here: bit.ly/37qxPSe

    • @Outlander777
      @Outlander777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1 week ago? Do you pre upload your videos then?

  • @MisterItchy
    @MisterItchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Roisin Conaty is sitting over there looking pretty intelligent!

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tricky thing to do

    • @nico-lasty
      @nico-lasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hey roisin seems very clever. She just has problems with her communication skills (needs to relearn english)

    • @superd9072
      @superd9072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well put, mate

    • @beageler
      @beageler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Interestingly, I think he's pretty together for a supposedly stupid person. I mean look at that one big orange girl, that's a proper... you know. But then, I'm not british, I know these people only from yt, and pretty much only from cats and cats does countdown :-)

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beageler Big orange girl?

  • @TequilaToothpick
    @TequilaToothpick ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "8 in the afternoon" is such a classic moment.

  • @pixiestxNyomouf
    @pixiestxNyomouf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Joe Swash is an old man trapped in a young mans body and I love it! Nothing better than his ranting

  • @ashtonvickers928
    @ashtonvickers928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    My depressed ass who doesn’t sleep till 3am “is 8 not in the afternoon?”

    • @amy-wc8tk
      @amy-wc8tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruh 3 am ain’t shit looolll

    • @pbarrett78
      @pbarrett78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anything after 6pm is evening
      From 6am to 12 noon is morning
      12 noon till 6pm is afternoon.

    • @shaggerchuck
      @shaggerchuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pbarrett78 not how Im living.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pbarrett78 6pm seems a bit early, that's not even the watershed.

    • @shanemacleod4011
      @shanemacleod4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3am,,, dam must be nice going bed that early

  • @jerrell199
    @jerrell199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The best part about this is at 6:30 when Jimmy starts talking about Josh’s manscaping and Harriet Hensley looks like she’s afraid where this is going

  • @AbsoluteAbsurd
    @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Lmao this is like Sean Lock and the carrot game.

  • @matthewduncan8523
    @matthewduncan8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Joe and Stacey are such a perfect match for each other

  • @sheryl.j9076
    @sheryl.j9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    8 in the afternoon 🤣🤣🤣

  • @waynereardon
    @waynereardon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe should be on every episode. They should definitely have him on Big Fat Quiz. He's absolutely hilarious.

  • @jokersace8832
    @jokersace8832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Joe and Stacey are perfect for each other lol.

  • @korbenparker1798
    @korbenparker1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Then a thought a killed the dog I was like oh fk I killed the dog 😂😂”

  • @gd7681
    @gd7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    They keep misusing “double bluff”. They really thinking of a basic bluff, not a double bluff.

    • @timorautiainen1783
      @timorautiainen1783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually that was double bluff as she was behaving like she had the rat. Where Joe actually was bluffing by keeping it cool and showing that he does not have it. Tho I don't know how hard it is to have rat on top of your head. I do know they like to chew on your hair

    • @gd7681
      @gd7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Timo Rautiainen - That’s not what “double bluff” means. Look it up. :)

    • @timorautiainen1783
      @timorautiainen1783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gd7681 Had to regoogle it :) Did not completely read the sentence in to the end. My bad, and now this stuck to my head and trying to think even a way if it would be possible to do double bluff in this game at all. As every action in the end could be bluff except when you do nothing out of ordinary and not have the rat. When it is just truthful action.

    • @PolarBaboon
      @PolarBaboon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It would've been a double bluff if Joe had acted like he does have the rat in his hat.

    • @jameshill2450
      @jameshill2450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are two of them though. She's bluffing that she has a rat. He's bluffing that he doesn't. Double.

  • @everythingandanything3045
    @everythingandanything3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Joe swash just might have as many stories as Bob Mortimer !

    • @ValiantGarton
      @ValiantGarton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but Bob's are funny.

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "A pistachio in a birds nest!!" Hahaha Haha hahaha Haha hahaha Haha hahaha

  • @falcon1473
    @falcon1473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:35 Love that Katherine Ryan and the other lady both did that over the top laugh Ahhhhh hahahaaaaaa and then both their shoulders dropped at a similar time

  • @Outlander777
    @Outlander777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Why is there a disembodied hand at 4:55 ?

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh shit

    • @rickardelimaa
      @rickardelimaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eagle eye

    • @barbm2375
      @barbm2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t know but I can’t sleep until I learn the reason

    • @Lady-Lilith
      @Lady-Lilith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What the fuuuu....? How did you see that? Now that I've seen it I don't know how I missed it the first time.

    • @superd9072
      @superd9072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome!!

  • @rapheleven
    @rapheleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Its 2am and im trying not to laugh this is the hardes thing i have ever done but its so funny🤣🤣

  • @katieberos1347
    @katieberos1347 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joe Swash needs to go on all the comedy quizzes.

  • @jmack-ev
    @jmack-ev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Joel: Did you shit in the sink?
    Joe: No...
    Everyone: 😆
    Joe: ...but
    Everyone: 👁👄👁

  • @sindeicide
    @sindeicide ปีที่แล้ว

    4:55 love the hand

  • @Umbra451
    @Umbra451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:23 explaining video game development

  • @Fizbo1234
    @Fizbo1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    A shit story? I thought it was quite good actually

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was disgusting. That guy is out of control

    • @benjamincressler6467
      @benjamincressler6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You weren't in the jacuzzi.

  • @hcAdonis
    @hcAdonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's 1980s Steve Davis doing on a panel show? 6:10

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow, she's the actress of a generation!

  • @E-MAN979
    @E-MAN979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:00 that’s just cruel lol 😂

  • @Lfvalley
    @Lfvalley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:52 to 4:59 any one else see the hand pop out of nowhere between their legs

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good spot, wonder why

  • @Phurzt
    @Phurzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That's not a double bluff. A double bluff would be if she did have the rat in her hat, and was also unphase by it so she tries to sell the rat under her hat.

  • @tsaiskikaewta8470
    @tsaiskikaewta8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is there a hand floating at 4:54?

  • @Vodaph0ne
    @Vodaph0ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:34-0:38 It's a wonder why their made for each other lol

  • @nithyasris7276
    @nithyasris7276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who’s that guy in the denim jacket??

  • @davey60six65
    @davey60six65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe 'Bricktop' Swash

  • @-Tidgy
    @-Tidgy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gotta love Joe

  • @Parrapette
    @Parrapette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how Katharine was like LET ME SEE THE RAT!!!! I'd have wanted to see the rat too lol looked quite well behaved I'd like to give it a pat

    • @iagree5313
      @iagree5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I'd Have" yaeeeeeeaaaaaaaeaayyyyyyyyyyha

  • @ichigoparfaitgatomaranai
    @ichigoparfaitgatomaranai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe Swash is fucking hilarious

  • @jaywalker3087
    @jaywalker3087 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eight in the afternoon!.
    That's me man ,,,

  • @roj6895
    @roj6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:51 whos the girl at the table

    • @jowhy7243
      @jowhy7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think suzi ruffel?

  • @Crusader-9
    @Crusader-9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can you get any more Sarf London than Joe Swash !

  • @Luk317
    @Luk317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wonder how Wan Bissaka got on the panel 7:28

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even a slight resemblance. You might as well be saying Mlapa.

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I've never seen him before but heard he is married to Stacy Solomon. What a perfect match! lol

  • @mohammedomar4652
    @mohammedomar4652 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    joe swash - 8 in the afternoon is as funny as the glory holes joke by jimmy carr .... brilliant. from the unlikleliest guy

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fair play to Maisie!!

  • @iansouthward7991
    @iansouthward7991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    where do you find these people? Swatch..... Jeez!

  • @GlamourKillsTian
    @GlamourKillsTian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Was that just a bit, or does josh really have a child?

    • @alicebrown2809
      @alicebrown2809 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tian Yao he’s got a baby daughter

  • @davetherave6197
    @davetherave6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s not a bloody double bluff it’s a bluff!

  • @danboyle116
    @danboyle116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Not being British, I was able to understand maybe 30% of what they said. You had seven people and about five different accents. The only one I could understand all the time was Irish-born and British-educated Jimmy Carr.

    • @Ruisu101
      @Ruisu101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good thing it's on British TV then, eh?

    • @r3ptile584
      @r3ptile584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oye dunno what dem razzers chatting, innit? 🤣 They each have regional, class, and cultural accents. Speech patterns, dialectics, and lexicon can also tell you a lot. Trust me, it adds to the comedy of their stories 👍🏻

    • @samuelmccarthy9190
      @samuelmccarthy9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mate, trust me, you can be british and still have trouble understadning different parts of the country.. especially scouse and brummy.

    • @BadassRandomness
      @BadassRandomness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      English isn't even my first language, I don't really have any problem understanding. There are some who I can't understand though haha

    • @beageler
      @beageler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, you can see how it is when someone is brought up right :-p

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should show the film in the bathroom for sure

  • @SoDavey274
    @SoDavey274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who is Joe Swash and why is he like this?

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was dropped at birth

    • @davidhoward437
      @davidhoward437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's a comedian.

    • @alfiepardoe3841
      @alfiepardoe3841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was a soap star on eastenders then got mega popular when he won im a celeb

  • @dasharivaldi4258
    @dasharivaldi4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    adorable

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sean doing carrot in a box was a much better bluff.

  • @robertwagstaff2850
    @robertwagstaff2850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to school with Joe's nephew the one who had the rat in his hat

  • @jpbyrne246
    @jpbyrne246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gosh he's so fucking attractive

  • @VDPEFi
    @VDPEFi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There had never before been such a disparity between the top and bottom halves of a woman's body....

  • @keithdavison2960
    @keithdavison2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He’s quite a funny go

  • @jaekamei
    @jaekamei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The volume is aweful voices are one level and the. Laughs are over 9000 is barely listenable

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Jamali

  • @lazyjesus6573
    @lazyjesus6573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe’s wasting his time wearing glasses to look intelligent 🤓

  • @bramwell9544
    @bramwell9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Without Sean

  • @rickylee369
    @rickylee369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe Swash, the voice of reason... cinemas are shit.

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😭😭😭joe😭😭😭 swash 😭😭😭 doesn't 😭😭😭 qualify 😭😭😭 for the 😭😭😭Darwin Awards😭😭😭

  • @sammybulin
    @sammybulin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are they running out of famous people in England?

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's amazing how often confessions of toileting indiscretions come out on these British comedy panel shows. It doesn't leave much else as a worse taboo short of capital offences.

    • @statusquo5323
      @statusquo5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean? You can get away with murder if you tell the story right

    • @puirYorick
      @puirYorick 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@statusquo5323 Probably, but I get the feeling most of these scatological confessions are actually true.💩😈

    • @connorhendry6067
      @connorhendry6067 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@puirYorick 'scatalogical confessions' that one is definitly going on the list of phrases to use more often

  • @jaywalker3087
    @jaywalker3087 ปีที่แล้ว

    Has a natural.
    Disaster area 😂😅

  • @sebastianp9370
    @sebastianp9370 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So it's not ok to shit in a jacuzzi?

  • @fargotua13
    @fargotua13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the guy with fake tan only on his face... why he do dat?

  • @jessmari4851
    @jessmari4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I chocked on my coke

    • @TheWeirdWanderer
      @TheWeirdWanderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Difficult laughing and snorting at the same time?

    • @jessmari4851
      @jessmari4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheWeirdWanderer nice one

  • @MrFlyingPanda
    @MrFlyingPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is he saying about porn history and his wife??

  • @callmehank88
    @callmehank88 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha, who is that dunce married to Stacey?

    • @amy-wc8tk
      @amy-wc8tk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      joe swash

  • @Bryce3189
    @Bryce3189 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought Joe Swash was gay.

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "PM" literally means "after noon" so...

    • @3scrs334
      @3scrs334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he didn't say '8 after noon' he said '8 in the afternoon, which refers to the time period between noon and evening and 8PM is in the eving.

  • @aum3.146
    @aum3.146 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great British wit, and stupid Human tricks?

  • @ramonecricket5183
    @ramonecricket5183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that they didn't believe her bluff just reflects badly on them, I think. They will undoubtedly die alone and unloved since they lack the ability to trust.

    • @sunisshiningiceisslippery
      @sunisshiningiceisslippery 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How does correctly identifying a bluff reflect badly on them?

    • @followtheboat
      @followtheboat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The trust comment was a joke. You that, right?

  • @mattcullen6109
    @mattcullen6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I get it. He's a non funny version of johnny Vagas

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      matt cullen so.... Johnny Vegas?

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PowerGlove79 look on TH-cam bud

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      matt cullen I know who he is, I’m saying he’s not funny

    • @jackw6693
      @jackw6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johnny Vegas is from Yorkshire and double his weight

    • @rampage3378
      @rampage3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackw6693 St Helens North West