ER Doctor REACTS to Most BRUTAL Star Wars Movies

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  • Star Wars ER Doctor Jordan Wagner is back with ER doctor reacts to Star Wars injuries in STAR WARS Saga by Disney. Doctor Wagner, a real life emergency physician breaks down movie injuries in this star wars reaction video. Real doctor reacts to Star Wars music, Star Wars theory, Star Wars theme, Star Wars lightsaber Jedi battles from Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Yoda, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Princess Leia, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Stormtroopers, and more. Doctor Jordan Wagner watches and reacts to best Star Wars movie clips and funny moments and tells us what is realistic and what is not in this action movie reaction from Star Wars full movie after the release of The Bad Batch and LEGO Star Wars.
    Star Wars is an American epic space opera media franchise created by George Lucas, which began with the eponymous 1977 film and quickly became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon. Today Doctor Wagner, from Experts React on Gamology will be watching and reacting to Star Wars from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999), Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002), Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005), Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977), Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980), Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983), Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017), Star Wars: Episode IX (2019), Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018), and Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008). What is the correct order to watch the Star Wars? Do you play Star Wars video games? What about the new Star Wars movie on Disney+? If you want Dr. Jordan Wagner to continue making this doctor reaction series and reacting to gameplay and creating video game reaction series on Gamology please give this video a like and leave a comment on which TV show or medical memes or just funny memes you'd like for him to review next.
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  • @DoctorER
    @DoctorER  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +438

    Should I react to more Star Wars movies? 👀

    • @leo_edits155
      @leo_edits155 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yes also can you make poppy playtime next?

    • @dr.jotarorobotnick813
      @dr.jotarorobotnick813 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Definitely!

    • @sonofkarma5461
      @sonofkarma5461 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Maybe, but I wanna ask, if you could watch the movie (Hacksaw Ridge) it’s about a Combat Medic who saved 75 men with NO WEAPON.

    • @KorDeathspeaker
      @KorDeathspeaker 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sure!

    • @josephxp96
      @josephxp96 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Not just the Star Wars movies but the Star Wars The Clone Wars animated series, alot of fun gruesome injuries there

  • @LovleyLemonade
    @LovleyLemonade 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +816

    Imagine how busy you would be as an ER Doctor if lightsabers were real and something everyone had.

    • @ard797
      @ard797 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      doctor would be the worst job

    • @LexusLFA554
      @LexusLFA554 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Better get that medical station and bacta tanks ready 😬

    • @memlordnord567
      @memlordnord567 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      There's like lightsaber torches people are making now so it's sorta becoming a thing although obviously a lot less slicing and stabbing and more so just burning things

    • @musicsheep9816
      @musicsheep9816 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I mean, at least they're already cauterized

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Ugh facts. Though light sabers partially catarize so we’d go through less donated blood.

  • @kevinspell99
    @kevinspell99 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    Hey Doc, Star Wars expert here! What happened with Anakin (aka Darth Vader) is that he got burned on Mustafar (a volcanic planet) after losing a long dual with Obi-Wan Kenobi. He lost both of his legs and his left arm (he lost his right arm to Count Dooku in Episode II). The burns looked really bad (2nd, 3rd, and 4th degree burns on pretty much his entire body). The killing blow would’ve been his lungs getting scorched by the flames due to inhalation (hence the breathing apparatus for his suit). In real life, he probably would’ve died of either shock, dehydration, or asphyxiation from the burns.

    • @goldengameeagle
      @goldengameeagle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      The Mustafar scene terrified me as a child 😂

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Yeah, that's how Vader wound up with an iron lung stuck to his face.

    • @goldengameeagle
      @goldengameeagle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@ninjabearpress2574 I bet Vader would probably enjoy Radiohead

    • @abrahamnieves2554
      @abrahamnieves2554 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      100% true

    • @butterflyangel1139
      @butterflyangel1139 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah, Vader pretty much had a pressurized suit with a noninvasive VPAP (his mask) connected to a ventilator in his suite Also, it's believed (not sure if cannon) that even though Vader's burns could of been almost completely healed (with scarring) in a bacta tank, Emperor Palpatine didn't allow it because he wanted Vader to suffer so he would remain weak & not a threat to him. Also of medical interest, Vader received nutrients & steroids among other preformance enhancing drugs constantly via IV infusion pump but into his suit.

  • @austinrestovic
    @austinrestovic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    5:37 As a matter of interest, the species of alien that was bleeding from a lightsaber wound was an Aqualish(?). They are described as having arachnid like characteristics, one of those being large cavities filled with blood, rather than smaller veins and arteries. That is why his lightsaber wound was the only one that bled: the cavities that contained his blood was too wide to be cauterized completely.

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      this is the lore reason the real reason is that Lucas had no real idea of what a lightsaber could do as a weapon. if it cauterizes or not. glad he went for the cauterization but he could have removethe blood when giving the changed edition

  • @lauragoodland6359
    @lauragoodland6359 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    “ we don’t have this type of mask at the hospital” got me dying 😂😂😂
    Could you imagine hospitals having Darth Vader? Masks 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cyber-Lee_0007
      @Cyber-Lee_0007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The closest thing in a hospital to Darth Vader’s mask are V-Pap machines combined with neck braces and face guards for head fractures

  • @musicsheep9816
    @musicsheep9816 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +395

    Lightsabers actually cauterize the body instantly, which is why there's no blood when killed by a lightsaber. Also, Darth Maul actually survives and makes prosthetic legs for himself.

    • @Peawarof11
      @Peawarof11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      That is because the lightsabers are a hot as a star, right?

    • @erwinelf23
      @erwinelf23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@Peawarof11 not sure on the exact science but I think they said lightsabers heat is measured in kelvins

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah but that's because of magic or something

    • @erwinelf23
      @erwinelf23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      From what I read there's materials that absorb/negate energy based weapons in the star wars universe.

    • @patrickdix772
      @patrickdix772 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@erwinelf23 that's just another temperature measurement system. It's actually 1 to 1 with Celsius, just that Kelvin is (iirc) 273 degrees higher, since 0 Kelvin is the temperature where all atomic movement stops (absolute zero).

  • @milesknightestrada3286
    @milesknightestrada3286 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    That you haven't done this before is baffling. Good thing you finally did.

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Haha hope it was worth the wait! What's your favorite Star Wars movie?

    • @milesknightestrada3286
      @milesknightestrada3286 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Probably Return of the Jedi. Most creatures per minute.

    • @EifelBlaulichtTV
      @EifelBlaulichtTV 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@DoctorER Revenge of the Sith. You should do The Clone Wars and/or Rebels as well, while you're at it!

    • @supersaiyandiclonius3056
      @supersaiyandiclonius3056 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@DoctorER The Phantom Menace. You never forget your first.

    • @TheMail518
      @TheMail518 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Revenge of the sith@@DoctorER
      very exciting, big eventful scenes, and major plot twists leading up to the empire

  • @SoundwaveX7
    @SoundwaveX7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    1:11 it's revealed in Star Wars The Clone Wars cartoon series that Darth Maul survived being cut in half and now uses robotic legs to move around.

    • @LexusLFA554
      @LexusLFA554 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      He later gets better looking, more normal ones again.

    • @LicvinTrol
      @LicvinTrol 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes, its because lightsaber is so hot that it immediately stopped the bleeding.

    • @desativadoofficial
      @desativadoofficial 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@LicvinTrol His spine was cut... but it's Star Wars lol

    • @maximiliougaming993
      @maximiliougaming993 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@desativadoofficialIt was because of his strong hatred feelings that he stayed alive using the force

    • @West-vlaanderen_mapping
      @West-vlaanderen_mapping 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@desativadoofficial It was bc he's a sith, they can keep themselves alive in extremely painful situations just by using all their rage and hatred

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    Anakin being burned alive is _still_ one of the most horrific scenes in cinema.
    His screams of agony make me nauseous.

    • @xLanzer
      @xLanzer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      And it's so sad to think that less than 15 years ago, he was just a kid with hopes and dreams. Anakin has to be the most tragic character I've ever seen.

    • @Krokodil986
      @Krokodil986 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Also being burned alive is one of the worst pains

    • @AnakinSkywalker_th3Ch0s3n0n3
      @AnakinSkywalker_th3Ch0s3n0n3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@xLanzerso true,to this day I’m still shocked he’s Vader

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Lightsabers are so hot they seal wounds.
    I would love to see a reaction to the Clone Wars series, they could do much more in that one. Getting sniped, impaled, burned, run over, stabbed by the horns of a angry Zabrak, and much more.

    • @complex2live
      @complex2live 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes. That is my childhood right there. Especially the Maul vs Sidious scene

  • @TopherG117
    @TopherG117 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    “It’s unlikely you will survive being cut in half”
    Maul: “Hold my blue milk”

    • @natefontana5757
      @natefontana5757 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you forget about the magical witches?

  • @ShinigamiH
    @ShinigamiH 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    1:25 he survived, if i remember right it was because he was to angry to die

    • @LexusLFA554
      @LexusLFA554 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Yes, his hate for Kenobi.

    • @MadChristoph
      @MadChristoph 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And used the force to lighten his fall

    • @Leopard-Bricks
      @Leopard-Bricks 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Maul channeled his anger and hatred for obi wan to hold on to his life force.

    • @svt400
      @svt400 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, he's not even human.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@svt400Zabracks (Darth Maul's species) cannot survive such injuries but the Dark Side can keep indivisible that pour all of their hatred into it alive.

  • @magnusmaul5447
    @magnusmaul5447 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    One thing to remember about lightsabers is you don't bleed out because they cauterize, but then there are severe internal burns and organ damage in the case of Maul.

  • @snakethejake97
    @snakethejake97 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    1:05 I kid you not doc, darth maul actually survived being cut in half. He survived off of pure hatred for Obi Wan and came back in the clone wars tv series.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a simplified version.

  • @lopesasam4164
    @lopesasam4164 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    The crazy fact that the surgery Darth Vader had was done with him awake and without amnesics.

    • @christinescafidi280
      @christinescafidi280 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That explains why he was moving around and screaming.😢

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Whats even more crazy is that their weapon and interstellar travel tech, Faster than light etc is so advanced, yet their medical tech is about 3-400 years behind. You think that with all these wars and waving light cutters and blasters and stuff, their medical capabilities would be alot more advanced. Imagine all the hospitals needed for just training accidents alone never mind a war. Only thing Medical I saw in Star Wars is when Luke gets his new bionic hand in that medical ship. Looks like he's the only patient on board.
      A&Es everywhere would be packed, yet you never see any hospitals, come to think of it, you never see any fast food places either. How about bathrooms? does the Falcon have one? it should have two actually, imagine going in there after Chewie's taken a dump. Perhaps thats why he didnt get a medal, Leia had to

    • @ІринаНебожченко
      @ІринаНебожченко 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Thenogomogo-zo3unнепонятно у них с врачами и больницами, беременная Падме даже у врача не наблюдалась и ни одного УЗИ не сделала, что очень странно

    • @solitarything1209
      @solitarything1209 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They do have anaesthetics. Palpatine made sure to have them do it without them because the dark side is strengthened through pain.​@@Thenogomogo-zo3un

  • @ryanbarth6691
    @ryanbarth6691 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    THANK YOU SO MUCH JORDAN I'VE BEEN BEGGING SO MUCH FOR THIS

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ENJOY!

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DoctorER thanks

  • @brandonogden2210
    @brandonogden2210 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Thank you Dr. Wagner for reacting to these medical scenes in Star Wars. There is also TV shows like the Clone Wars, Rebels, and Visions.

  • @Scorpion-Gamer82
    @Scorpion-Gamer82 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    It would have been interesting to see your reaction to Obi-Wan cutting off both of Darth Vaders legs. I love Star Wars so it would be good to see more Star Wars injury reactions

    • @starwarsfan101-z9p
      @starwarsfan101-z9p 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You meant anikain? He was vader after he got chopped up

    • @Scorpion-Gamer82
      @Scorpion-Gamer82 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @user-mv7iv3dp8b He was Vader from the moment he pledged him to Sidious, from that moment on Sidious kept calling him Lord Vader. Remember when Sidious said 'Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader'

  • @warhawkjah
    @warhawkjah 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I’ve been able to do the Chewbacca voice since I was a kid. I was actually well known in high school for doing it to the point where people still remember it today. A few years ago when Peter Mayhew died a bunch of people tagged me on Facebook. This was circa 2018 and I graduated in 2001.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My Dad worked with Mayhew in the 70s at Mayday hospital Croydon as a porter. Said the guy was really tall got filmwork and stuff because of it. Then he left for a bit in either 75 or 76 to go to Africa for some film work. My Dad wasnt interested in fantasy sci-fi but did tell me about this tall Mayhew guy who was in some space film. Took me ages to put the pieces together some years after my Dads death

    • @jordanhowley1959
      @jordanhowley1959 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I can to I just gargle my spit

  • @milesknightestrada3286
    @milesknightestrada3286 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    3:45: You referenced Flight of the Conchords? YOU ARE MY FRIEND NOW.

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    0:03 we all said that :(

  • @arni30depicithosszunev
    @arni30depicithosszunev 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I've been looking forward to this...

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What's your favorite Star Wars movie?

    • @arni30depicithosszunev
      @arni30depicithosszunev 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@DoctorER Revenge of the mem- i mean Sith.

  • @Commander_Doom_CC-1139
    @Commander_Doom_CC-1139 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    It's a pity Qui Gon didn't know that you could heal like Rey or survive like Inquisitor Riva from Obi Wan

    • @GROUP1158
      @GROUP1158 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Even though you have to be a force healing prodigy to completely master it other wise it doesn’t work because anakin tried it in the EU and he failed

  • @thenecessaryevil2634
    @thenecessaryevil2634 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Qui-gon Jinn dies because the lightsaber cooked his insides. When he held his own saber inside the foot thick blast doors they started heating to melting via induction. It heated doors meant to stop an explosion to red hot in 53 seconds. The 8 seconds Maul held it inside Qui-gon heated his interior to at least 300F degrees. His lungs were at least partially collapsed from this.

  • @BryanAmbrose1
    @BryanAmbrose1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    please a part 2, reacting to the cases of order 66 and General Grievous

  • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
    @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "I'm cut in half pretty bad, Darth Sidious"

  • @spartan078ben
    @spartan078ben 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'd love to see him react to the Black Knight scene from Monty Python.
    "It's just a flesh wound"
    Doc: OK, a limb lopped off is NOT just a flesh wound..."
    Also Star Trek has good medical scenes too.

  • @3mpreditzz
    @3mpreditzz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He should've seen the Kanan Jarrus being blind scene, that was wild af

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    5:36 There's actually a popular fan theory that the alien who got his arm cut off might've had different circulation that caused him to have a body temperature that's hotter than the lightsaber's blade, which result in his arm not getting cauterized. Or something in his body that caused him to bleed when he got his arm cut off by Ben Kenobi's lightsaber.

    • @SubtleStair
      @SubtleStair 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hotter than plasma? Above 150 million degrees Celcius? Not likely.

    • @OmnicidalClown1992
      @OmnicidalClown1992 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @oldskoolaspie To be fair, in the world of Sci-Fi, literally anything is possible.

    • @Jp41999
      @Jp41999 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He's an anthropod technically and has an entirely different circulatory system than humans.

    • @Jp41999
      @Jp41999 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@OmnicidalClown1992 Also not every alien is based on humans biology.

    • @NIX-FLIX
      @NIX-FLIX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SubtleStair if I’m not mistaken, there’s a certain type of cow whose blood doesn’t actually cauterize so it could be the same type of blood in the Aqualash

  • @F1ghtGam3r
    @F1ghtGam3r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Obi Wan + Qui Gon + Darth Maul = 2 and a half men 🤣

  • @ИльяМаксимов-у4ь
    @ИльяМаксимов-у4ь 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Персонажи на протяжении всех фильмов по звёздным войнам: Ну где же ручки? Ну где же ваши ручки? Давай поднимем ручки и будем танцевать!

  • @PalpatinesPlumber
    @PalpatinesPlumber 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Force is strong with this one!

  • @HARdrewReal22
    @HARdrewReal22 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Such a cool and a fun video, greaaat!😊 i am proud to be a part of this community

  • @danielwesley5051
    @danielwesley5051 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Dark Side just isn’t fair. Maul gets cut in half and survives while Qui Gon dies from a stab wound. Too angry to die is a heck of a thing.

  • @horrorandanime1990
    @horrorandanime1990 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love Star Wars but the lightsaber fights are always so intense

  • @Yeet-mp6ci
    @Yeet-mp6ci 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wait until he finds out that Maul survived being cut in half, gets transported to another planet and builds himself another set of leg out of scrap, then gets rescued by his brother and gets new magical metal legs and spends most of the rest of his life hunting down Kenobi (Jedi that cut him in half) only to be killed by old Kenobi in about 10 seconds

  • @jscullane1
    @jscullane1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Someone made a real life light saber some time ago. It was a metal rod that heated up so much it could melt through things. Problem was it was slower an incredibly energy intensive and inefficient.

  • @LENNON_EMPIRE
    @LENNON_EMPIRE 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “It’s a Wookie mistake” 🤣😆😹😂🤣😆😹😹😹😆🤣🤣😆

  • @brennanreuber5344
    @brennanreuber5344 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:10 (the reason it doesn't bleed is because the heat of the lightsaber welds the molten parts together, like how you would weld metal

  • @robertaviles8451
    @robertaviles8451 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:25
    I've actually fractured my lower jaw when I fell onto an asphalt driveway (during a seizure) a few years ago. I don't know how I didn't break a tooth as well, but I was able to get in touch with Mom and off to the ER.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Been hospital for injuries that could have been life threatening, Bit of an eye opener as to how fragile the human body really is. Movies still put out the old tropes; knock them out then get up everything ok, Get kicked, punched 1000 times still ok. jump through window, ok not a scratch,
      Still good you got help quick

  • @Graham6410
    @Graham6410 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Would love to see some reactions to Star Trek medical scenes.

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Any favorite scene I should react to from Star Trek?

    • @Graham6410
      @Graham6410 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DoctorER there is quite a few but one of my favourites is where Worf gets a back injury from a container hitting him and they have to replace his spine.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, at least they have a sick bay and doctors on the Enterprise. Dont recall anything like that in SW universe. I know why now they dont have paper in SW universe, you could DIE of a paper cut
      Only thing medical is in ESB where Luke gets his new, but old, bionic hand, stolen from the Six Million Dollar Man

  • @MrMinuteman
    @MrMinuteman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I would’ve loved to hear more of a reaction to Vader’s suit. Hopefully next time!

    • @sharkythe1st1
      @sharkythe1st1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You know what's really cool but terrifying at the same time? I heard that apparently Vader's life support system would actually be possible to make in real-life! But it's simply not made because of how painful it would be to wear, not to mention, illegal.

    • @MrMinuteman
      @MrMinuteman 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sharkythe1st1 that’s crazy!

    • @Cyber-Lee_0007
      @Cyber-Lee_0007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sharkythe1st1for Vader is literally almost an astronaut suit with samurai armor and medical prosthetics, it would cost over a billion dollars to make because of its technology

    • @sharkythe1st1
      @sharkythe1st1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cyber-Lee_0007 Ah true, another reason as to why it's not been made. XD

  • @MGower4465
    @MGower4465 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Vader must have had a detail of crewmen who just stood around any senior officers to drag the bodies away when he choked them to death. Hopefully they got a cool unit name like Imperial Dragons (as in, drag on)

  • @colt45604
    @colt45604 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How did I not know until now this video was made, huge Star Wars fan

  • @InfiniteNaos
    @InfiniteNaos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One thing about lightsaber strikes is that they’re survivable like what happened with ObiWan and Anakin on Geonosis, yet if they’re struck to the abdomen part of the body yes it’s a cauterized wound but because of how hot plasma can be it’s also boiling the insides very quickly.
    Side note: Now in the disney canon they’re just light sticks.

  • @nathancruz9172
    @nathancruz9172 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Darth Vader only needs a mask with oxygen.

  • @SoundwaveX7
    @SoundwaveX7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Since you've done a Star Wars reaction, I would absolutely LOVE to see you do a reaction video to Invader Zim particularly the episode "Dark Harvest".
    Who else remembers that episode and would like to see Doctor Jordan react to it?

    • @violeterror2048
      @violeterror2048 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That show was awesome! That episode was freaky

  • @shade4108
    @shade4108 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's probably a good thing Vader was never a doctor, that knowledge would make him more terrifying and dangerous

  • @companylovesmisery1463
    @companylovesmisery1463 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can you explain how a Force user could electrocute someone with Force Lightning, but not suffer any injury themselves from generating literal lightning from their fingertips?

  • @SigTheSauceMan
    @SigTheSauceMan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:30 The explanation here is that this character's species, the Aqualish, have some kind of "open" circulatory system, so that cauterization is not possible.
    8:03 There's actually a character named Cad Bane, who is a well-known Jedi-killer. He implanted automatic breathing tubes into his neck to negate the effects of being Force Choked.

  • @thenoremac2685
    @thenoremac2685 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's just not a real Star Wars movie until someone loses a limb!

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha true!

  • @usmcnguyentrw
    @usmcnguyentrw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how I was thinking “we showed Count Dooku’s demise, there’s no way we’ll cover Jango Fett’s death,” we cover Fett’s demise. I was caught completely off guard. Well done as always doc!

  • @Christstand4
    @Christstand4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The thing about that first scene when the mask goes on is that the helmet and the suit as a hole is full of micro needles that are designed to keep him in constant pain and anger. He relied on the soup to stay alive. Sorry for nerd just thought it was interesting to point out the fact that needles were literally implanted into his head on top of the constant burns.

  • @KingRancisis
    @KingRancisis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    star wars logic make it so its hot enough to ONLY burn the part where the lightsaber touched so thats why anakin's arm and all the others didnt bleed from getting cut in half or losing limbs but still hotter than the sun

  • @CK_Mouz
    @CK_Mouz หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I actually have a theory why they don't bleed the lightsaber has a blade powerd by a kyber crystal and the blade temperature is so high that makes the surface of what has been cut crusty and it stops it from bleeding

  • @1daysgrace
    @1daysgrace 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This definitely needs another Part with only the animated shows (Clone Wars, Bad Batch, Visions etc.)!

  • @friofrost09
    @friofrost09 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jango Fett btw wasn't a mandalorian but a mandalorian foundling

  • @inktime4916
    @inktime4916 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ratts Tyreel, he blows up in pod races in front of his family eyes, I really crying right now.

  • @Wario7793
    @Wario7793 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My friend was hoping he'd address Luke's hypothermia when he nearly froze to death on Hoth. Maybe next time.

  • @Damariobros
    @Damariobros 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Darth Maul survives being cut in half, falling to the bottom of the shaft, and sitting there for weeks and weeks, through sheer power in the dark side, and is rescued after weeks and is put back together and comes back.

  • @jeremynixonpatton2045
    @jeremynixonpatton2045 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Don’t pull it out” praising Doctor

  • @kevinschofieldjr.9927
    @kevinschofieldjr.9927 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love Star Wars and I love your videos

  • @SPAnComCat
    @SPAnComCat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can't Believe that you have Reacted to Star Wars!
    Love your Critiques and Vids, Mate!

  • @ericwurm3717
    @ericwurm3717 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do another Star Wars injury video if you haven’t already done another one because I really like this one

  • @patrickdix772
    @patrickdix772 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:50 i assume the blood from the lightsaber strike in A New Hope is just early installment wierdness. The first entry in a series often has things that dont fit with later entries, since the creator dosnt have everything decided yet.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, but later in the franchise it's established that lightsabers have different settings for heat. The purpose is so you can spar without killing each other however that's not a default function on sabers, it needs to be installed and we still don't know if Kenobi had that setting installed. Though I still doubt that any heat setting that cuts an arm off would be enough to burn it.

  • @sonofkarma5461
    @sonofkarma5461 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hey could watch the movie (Hacksaw Ridge) it’s about a Combat Medic who saved 75 men with NO WEAPON.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Notice no combat medics in Star Wars. The characters probably dont need them as they get arms legs chopped off blown up etc and then ok in next scene, Like the old cartoons

  • @Jurassicparkwoffan
    @Jurassicparkwoffan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So since light sabers are hot they fry the wound basically blocking blood flow si that’s how Luke skywalker (one getting his hand cut off) survived :)! (I might be wrong)

  • @Commander_Doom_CC-1139
    @Commander_Doom_CC-1139 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The worst thing for Star Wars fans is the sequels...

    • @DinnerbotYT.
      @DinnerbotYT. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ikr

    • @alexperez3367
      @alexperez3367 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If Mark don't like them, nobody can like them. For mind health and common sense

  • @derykherold
    @derykherold 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hey mike you should react to the clone wars injuries

    • @stephaniethebatter7975
      @stephaniethebatter7975 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would be awesome! I'd like to see him cover the injuries Anakin and Windu suffer as a result of getting blown up and then trapped under rubble in R2 Come Home.

  • @Aspydragon
    @Aspydragon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My headcannon about the sequels is r2 just had a nightmare

  • @leerunion8316
    @leerunion8316 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    May the force be with you

  • @nathanoutdoors7981
    @nathanoutdoors7981 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nice say it this guy a real doctor

  • @Dean-sm5rt
    @Dean-sm5rt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dr. Wagner everytime there's a lightsaber wound: OOOOHHH!!!

  • @justinseymour4341
    @justinseymour4341 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Doc I loved your reaction to Han Solo getting run thru I had the same reaction

  • @Ąļęxąŋđęř
    @Ąļęxąŋđęř 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Am I the only one who thinks Star Wars loves amputating arms?

    • @DoctorER
      @DoctorER  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      100% they do!

  • @rickygames0214
    @rickygames0214 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey Dr. Wagner love your videos dude, truly awesome. You should check out the injuries in the Die Hard movies.

  • @TJWattFan90
    @TJWattFan90 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If there was blood in star wars it would be really hard to watch, I think the reason people like darth maul didnt fully die from limbs being sliced off is because I think the heat of the lightsaber sort of burned something that causes blood to flow

  • @Krzysztof_Brac_pisarz
    @Krzysztof_Brac_pisarz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:00 While dying, Antoine Lavoisier conducted his last experiment - he agreed with his assistant that after being beheaded, he would try to blink his eyes for as long as possible; according to the assistant, he blinked for 15-20 seconds. In 1788 he became a member of the Royal Society.

  • @Ilkeyrion
    @Ilkeyrion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I work with a guy who makes Chewbacca noises throughout his shift, and it's actually too quiet whenever he isn't working lol

  • @andrewwilliams6279
    @andrewwilliams6279 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The most dangerous thing about a Lightsaber, Is that the only thing with any weight on it is the handle. There’s no counterweight on it for momentum like a sword like a sword sword. Making it just as easy to slice one of your limbs off as somebody else’s.

  • @thatonesillyguy124
    @thatonesillyguy124 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The reason why they don't bleed if they get stabbed/sliced with the lightsabers, is because the blades are so hot they burn the area that's stabbed/sliced, like Qui-gon, he died because the blade started to burn the surrounding organs, he would've survived if it was a knife or like a regular blade we have.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I never really realized how obsessed Star Wars is with amputating hands until what basically amounts to a compilation here 😆

  • @СтепанЛарин-я3щ
    @СтепанЛарин-я3щ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Два самых главных ляпа:
    1) На Вейдера надели герметичный костюм и шлем, не долечив его раны;
    2) То, что световые мечи прижигают раны - это ок. Но почему от такого жара ни на ком не воспламеняется одежда?..🤔

    • @НЛФМСИБ
      @НЛФМСИБ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Хз, может из-за особенностей кристалла?

    • @СтепанЛарин-я3щ
      @СтепанЛарин-я3щ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@НЛФМСИБ Ну тогда это очень странный кристалл) плоть от прикосновений светового "клинка" превращается в уголь, металл плавится, а шмоткам норм? Джедаи с ситхами постоянно в клинч входят и держат свои мечи вплотную друг к другу. Когда просто стоишь близко к обыкновенному большому костру - и то порой чувствуешь, как штаны начинают к ляжкам прилипать, а тут высокотемпературный поток энергии🤷‍♂

  • @ericwurm3717
    @ericwurm3717 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Doing another Star Wars injury video if you haven’t already done another one because I really like this one

  • @Ethynboiii
    @Ethynboiii 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    fun fact: the reason why theres no blood from a lightsaber wound or amputation is because the plasma from a lightsaber instantly evaporates the blood so thats how theres no blood from it it also helped star wars keep the pg 13 rating it has today

  • @the-orenge-head
    @the-orenge-head 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm not going to lie, but I expected some clone wars medical scenes considered. There's a lot of em

  • @dryder7078
    @dryder7078 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    About your comment on the last guy being choked and having 5-8min of oxygen. I thought when you get choked you dont die because you cant breathe but because the blood flow to the brain is stopped which kills you way faster (i believe about 30s) then just not being able to breathe

  • @theCantinafan
    @theCantinafan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I sir am an absolute professional at doing the Chewbacca voice.

  • @zacharisincennes8026
    @zacharisincennes8026 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My first introduction to Star Wars was when my Mom took me to see Revenge Of The Sith in theaters when I was twelve. Before that, my only knowledge of the franchise was thanks to some merchandise, and the Star Tours ride at Disney World.

  • @tmptjohn88
    @tmptjohn88 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve been told by my family my chewy impression is spot on

  • @jaskiratsingh7750
    @jaskiratsingh7750 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wanna see the anime reaction next... Like literally dying for it hahahah 😂😂😂😂

  • @davidmckay6453
    @davidmckay6453 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:43 The blood not cauterizing is because the creature that Obi-Wan amputated has blood that contains anti-cauterizing properties.

  • @killianadams4779
    @killianadams4779 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think the reason lightsaber wounds don't bleed out is because the saber is apparently 36,500 degrees, so that would be enough to technically cook the flesh

  • @HelenysTargaryen
    @HelenysTargaryen 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Suprises me that Padme vs that Alien cat didint appear

  • @Iscatel_Minusov
    @Iscatel_Minusov 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mace Windu in the books survived a similar wound, and was even able to fight for a while, and fight well. However, he intercepted the opponent's hand during the strike and did not allow the wound to widen. Sabine in "Ahsoka" also survived, but she was quickly treated. Qui-Gon, in principle, could also be saved if he could be quickly placed in the bacta.

  • @General-cats
    @General-cats 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    did you know darth Vader limbs are all robotic

  • @pyronuke4768
    @pyronuke4768 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The good old fashioned cranium-ectomy, works every time.

  • @wokenlunatic2849
    @wokenlunatic2849 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact: the reason why Samuel L. Jackson got a Purple Lightsaber is because he wanted to see himself in the film (he want to spot out)

  • @cyberinsecuregaming2890
    @cyberinsecuregaming2890 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Darth Maul actually survives being cut in half.

  • @julianbochantin2571
    @julianbochantin2571 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hello Doc, when qui gon got stabbed by death maul on naboo, he was still alive on the ground, but looked dead because of extreme pain

    • @julianbochantin2571
      @julianbochantin2571 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      also when another person in your vid got his arm got cut off and was bleeding, they made it canon that that specie's blood takes more heat than a lightsaber to cauderize