7 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Back for More Evil

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  • @enlongjones2394
    @enlongjones2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Nier Automata’s “Wait! Don’t Kill Me!” Achievement.
    If the name wasn’t enough to throw you off, getting the achievement requires you to kill 10 friendly machine lifeforms. They’ll never attack you back, and just beg you to stop.
    Of course, there’s also the option to just buy the achievement from the game’s secret achievement shop. So you can claim that you got it that way.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That magnificent bastard of a game sure knows what you're up to.

    • @mnArqal93
      @mnArqal93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      For this one, I saved, killed them and then loaded my save back up from before. This was before I knew about the the achievement shop, but I guess it works just as well.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@mnArqal93 You brilliant genius you.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@mnArqal93 Except for the fact that you actually did it. Using saves does not keep your conscience clean

    • @Blaze_Shadowflame
      @Blaze_Shadowflame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I got it by killing some passive carnival robots repeatedly. Not the big group that fights back. I thought I could unlock the beastiary entries without having to deal with the massive group. Never realized those bots were considered friendlies until I got the achievement, and felt kinda bad immediately for trying to take the easy way. It would have hit harder if they didn't respawn though.
      For the record, they don't count. You only get the carnivalbot entries from the ones that fight back at the gate.

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    How about the opposite?
    10 wholesome achievements too nice for this brutal world?
    1) In Hades you get an achievement for petting Cerberus 10 times

    • @LAL7887
      @LAL7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      10 games where you could pet a doggie

    • @1Holbytla
      @1Holbytla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes! Please! Yes, please. 👋😲

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Letting him what? Win??

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@JachAnen I meant petting.
      Auto correct changes real words to other real words sometimes

    • @butwhataboutdragons7768
      @butwhataboutdragons7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@LAL7887 Fallout 4. Ghost of Tsushima lets you pet foxes, surely that counts. It's all I'm coming up with at the moment but yeah surely there are plenty of them.

  • @coffeeaddict9605
    @coffeeaddict9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    16:57
    I like to think the laughter you hear before it gets cut off at Andys "They're just flowers!" means that it was was unscripted and Andy was simply expressing his outrage at the cost of bouquets.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    11:26
    There should be a videogame where a character who helps you watches you do something horrible to something adorable, is absolutely shocked and keeps guilt-tripping you about it through the rest of the game, and by the end of the story reveals that they've decided to work with the antagonist to stop you, because even the antagonist is upset by what you did.

    • @jamesbuckingham9072
      @jamesbuckingham9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh, you mean Skyrim?
      To be fair that might be a mod. At this point I wouldn't even recognize vanilla Skyrim.

    • @danielebassano7635
      @danielebassano7635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Spec Ops: the Line maybe

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There are Bioware games where characters will leave your party and/or try to kill you if you do something especially heinous, though it's usually something plot-relevant rather than gratuitous puppy-kicking for achievements. For example, Wrex will try to kill you in Mass Effect 3 if you double-cross him, and Leliana will usually turn against you in Dragon Age: Origins if you defile Andraste's Ashes.

    • @jenna2720
      @jenna2720 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wasn't there a thing in Skyrim about that? Or was it a mod? It might've been a mod. What even is OG!Skyrim anymore?

    • @Bazerk101
      @Bazerk101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If we’re talking about yeeting that Grunt off a cliff in Halo 5 or the hookers in grand theft auto. Their lives were already ruined

  • @swj719
    @swj719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    How is Andy not aware of Gunfight Rule 2: "don't bring a knife"?

    • @jerbar1280
      @jerbar1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      To be fair, it's not so much a rule as it is really good advice.

    • @Eric-bq8nd
      @Eric-bq8nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You're free to bring a knife, as long as you follow Rule 1 and ALSO bring your own gun.

    • @Fleur9999
      @Fleur9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Save the knives for Knifefight Island

    • @sctumminello
      @sctumminello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Common misunderstand. You should bring a knife to a gunfight in addition to your firearm. You never know when you might need to shank somebody between magazines.

    • @gamehunter88
      @gamehunter88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The punisher movie with John Travolta as the bad guy is I think the sole exception

  • @robstuart8474
    @robstuart8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Given Egbert's increasingly rocky relationship with atonement, I'm not sure Mike gets to decide what is and isn't an evil achievement anymore.

    • @NivMizzet89
      @NivMizzet89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is just an elaborate scam. Once people admit that doing evil deeds for the achievements is fine, Egbert can claim he was just going for the achievements too.

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@NivMizzet89 Your eminence, I simply did it for the vine

    • @BaWitda
      @BaWitda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Egbert is atoning, principally, for his previous attempts at atonement.

  • @henryrodgers7386
    @henryrodgers7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "What if that horse was the great-grandfather of Rainbow Dash?!"
    Well, if he WAS her ancestor, you'd think he'd be quick enough to dodge some halfwit swinging a sixgun at his face, yeah?

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is one of the greatest comments I’ve ever seen.

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that Tails McCloud?

    • @sallyfoote2035
      @sallyfoote2035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweet what if dreams to all of us to see is riding with Jesse Mccree

    • @jacobsale5511
      @jacobsale5511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @geer8315
    @geer8315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    “Do some harm, when you feel like it.” Ah yes, Dr. Gregory House would appreciate the sentiment, Mike.

    • @0ceanicify
      @0ceanicify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Do no lupus?

    • @and-a-bell
      @and-a-bell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@0ceanicify it's never lupus

    • @scmontgomery
      @scmontgomery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everybody lies

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I swear to God, if House MD was from anyone else's point of view, it would be a goddamn horror anthology that just happened to have a happy(ish) ending. A loose cannon addict of a doctor who doesn't listen to any of his colleagues is a recipe for disaster.

    • @0ceanicify
      @0ceanicify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NutmegBGB Imagine having your case solved by Sherlock.

  • @RoboSparkle
    @RoboSparkle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    3:16 Actually this counts as any% Bad Ending. See also the NES Die Hard any% Bad Ending speedrun in which Bruce Willis launches himself out of the nearest window as soon as the game starts. It's... very silly and enjoyable.

  • @badluck5647
    @badluck5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    What about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed's "Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever" achievement? You are literally rewarded for having Vader murder his allies.

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He does murder them all at the end of the level anyway when he finds the starkiller kid so that's just acting on foreknowledge

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean, it's Vader. He's well known for killing his men

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@RokuHanmar Only when they fail him

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@badluck5647 Still though, I would not want to take a promotion, as a result of my boss being chocked to death, by his boss.

    • @gavinl1565
      @gavinl1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was in a previous list

  • @ethanrobyn2399
    @ethanrobyn2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "Represents as much threat as a FRIENDLY balloon"
    So the unfriendly balloons are a real threat,so now we clowns wield even more power than we could have imagined.

    • @songsandsorcery7711
      @songsandsorcery7711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Balloony

    • @wburchell3468
      @wburchell3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I preemptively pledge my loyalty, great Balloon Emperor.

    • @Agent4077
      @Agent4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      but I shall be safe with my army of monkeys armed with darts

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      See my first thought for "unfriendly balloon" was Drifloon.

    • @ramiel7666
      @ramiel7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably meant that pokemon balloon...the one that steals children.....

  • @rowetheboatrtb8697
    @rowetheboatrtb8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Don’t try fact checking Andy’s claim that robots don’t have groins on google. The things I can’t unsee

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      we have internet rules for a reason. most are summed up by "if it exists, there's a "________" of it"

    • @rowetheboatrtb8697
      @rowetheboatrtb8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@ILikeCHEEZ9 I forgot this cautionary rule and my soul payed for it!

    • @bencoomer2000
      @bencoomer2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's just a given for anything honestly...

    • @Kewryn
      @Kewryn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You do realize that about 70% of people that read this comment are now more likely to actually check that, particular, google search out of curiosity? ;>

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kewryn Good.

  • @Brandon_Watson
    @Brandon_Watson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    My favorite evil achievement is the one in the original division where you had to kill 25 dogs. Was it a real achievement? No. Did I convinced several people to try anyway? Yes.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      You just won an achievement in the game called the Internet for convincing several people to do something evil in a video game because they’d get an achievement for it.

    • @LAL7887
      @LAL7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Now that's true evil. Congrats lmao

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You crude devil.

    • @shasshybear9222
      @shasshybear9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean, you already play as a villan in that game

    • @justmonifer
      @justmonifer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You MONSTER.

  • @TJDious
    @TJDious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    Outside Xbox has heart, but achievement in the groin has achievements in the groin.

    • @randomusernameforchris3392
      @randomusernameforchris3392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good work

    • @DocDrowsy
      @DocDrowsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I liked the part where they got an achievement for shooting 30 people in the groin

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Careful.... your age is showing 🤣👍

    • @Yasuda9000
      @Yasuda9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are referencing a line from the Simpsons when they did a crossover with The Critic.

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Yasuda9000 yeah... was a film festival or something I seem to remember

  • @gemhunter498
    @gemhunter498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Maybe Dob learned shatter so he could get that groin-shattering gamer score.

    • @yugoprowers
      @yugoprowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think Dob has a very high score already with things like "Orphan Slayer"

  • @livingcorpse5664
    @livingcorpse5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Your actions have changed the world"
    I know they had to shorten the scene for time but man the speech Lucas gives after that line is epic and I wish they kept it in.

  • @ABabyTortoise
    @ABabyTortoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    During the boss joke segment….it occurs to me that I just assumed Andy, Jane, and Mike are all like co-owners of the channel

    • @Madriel
      @Madriel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      They are on paper but Jane runs that ship. Mike and Andy torment each other for her favor.

    • @shasshybear9222
      @shasshybear9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I was expecting Overlord Jane to make a sound when Andy mistakenly thought he wanted to get out of the chair

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Strangely I believe Bud Fenster somehow managed to secure ownership of the channel.

    • @mpbMKE
      @mpbMKE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why do you think they always ask us to subscribe to notifications? Once they collect enough bells they can buy out the show from Tom Nook.

  • @loweydude220
    @loweydude220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Has it really been 8 years since the original evil achievements for heartless bastards video? Wow, time really flies when the weeks are being counted down by lists of 7 random criteria in videogames

  • @iamthejolson
    @iamthejolson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    Anyone else now want a "7 sensible achievements for boring sensible people" video?

  • @kendoyle
    @kendoyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Robots don't have groins? Kryten and his vacuum cleaner would like to object.

    • @jerbar1280
      @jerbar1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wonder how many people will get this...

    • @ZeroCrystal
      @ZeroCrystal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get that thing away from my food!

    • @philipcollier4883
      @philipcollier4883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's a groinal attatchment. It can also stir tea, though very few takers in that feature...

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've also seen a few Terminator models that strongly suggest otherwise too...

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Data is, of course, fully functional and anatomically correct.

  • @annana6098
    @annana6098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    That generic PA voice from Two Point Hospital always gets me. "There's a fire. There shouldn't be a fire."

    • @benhughes803
      @benhughes803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Very red dwarf “There’s a emergency. There’s an emergency going on. It’s still going on. There’s still an emergency.” In Holly’s monotone

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In first responder class, I was taught that when I have to start an evacuation, I have to call it "technical difficulties". Because fire is a "technical difficulty".

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It **is** difficult, technically...

  • @TimChuma
    @TimChuma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I remember seeing people during Let's plays for Shadow of War getting the weediest orc they could find and pushing them up through the ranks of the other ones. Was a fun mechanic.

  • @Ripto
    @Ripto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Hanging out with your friends."
    That killed me

  • @briancorvello3620
    @briancorvello3620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    5:15 You forgot to mention, if Henry helps them get back on their feet, settle their debts and seek honest employment opportunities, they decide that they're too good for such things and go back to crime, leading to the aforementioned quarry theft. They aren't the best friends to have...

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah...the game really had a weird tone about them. It didn't help that one of the middle quests in the line was super open-ended and tended to break back at ship. I remember not throwing manure at the house in my first run, though, and the game making me feel bad about it...only to find out that yes, in fact, those two are generally bad people.

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agreed to help them, then just before it was time to attack the quarry, I beat them both senseless. While the game didn't recognise my creative problem solving, they did miss the opportunity for theft and now they are just waiting on that hill like the two idiots they are until the end of time. A fitting end, I think. I really hate those two.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I decided that Sir Divish is a better friend than they are.
      But you do get an achievement for letting them live in Pribislavitz in the from the ashes DLC. Where you also get to confront them with their BS and finally get them to behave.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Svoorhout85 There's an achievement for that..shit and I keep getting them hung..Mostly because I feel bad for banging Lady Stephanie.

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "no good deed goes unpunished" Some people just can't be helped. In those cases, you either just don't get involved and let their actions catch up to them or much like the achievement, you can simply accelerate the inevitable.

  • @gaymer816
    @gaymer816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There's a couple others in Shadow of War that would fit this. I can't remember their names, but one of them has you sending a follower to kill another follower, and the other has you sending a follower to kill his blood-brother

  • @anarky1765
    @anarky1765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Hey, OX! I don’t know if you’ll even see this, but since spooky season is coming up, and you guys love talking about Vampire: The Masquerade, I have a list idea: 7 Unsexiest Vampires That Would Blow The Masquerade In A Heartbeat. First spot has to go to the Crimson Court from Darkest Dungeon.

    • @JT_Lich
      @JT_Lich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nosferatu from VtM:B, but that goes without saying

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JT_Lich Well of course, that one’s a given. I just wanted to provide an example they may not have heard of.

    • @Madriel
      @Madriel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Countess is sexy... when she's got her face on.

    • @JT_Lich
      @JT_Lich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anarky1765 how 'bout Vorador from Legacy of Kain?

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JT_Lich Yeah, a lot of the vampires in the Kain series could never pass as human

  • @ClausCorbett
    @ClausCorbett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Trouser secrets" is my new favorite euphemism.

    • @karmaday8467
      @karmaday8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      'Specially if preceded by the adjective "precious".

    • @ClausCorbett
      @ClausCorbett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@karmaday8467 yes, we all love some precious trouser secrets.

  • @kattaylor2919
    @kattaylor2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    “SHES REAL TO ME” has me ROLLING

    • @crispycrunch9971
      @crispycrunch9971 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO same!! XD

    • @KalijahAnderson
      @KalijahAnderson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup, same here.

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where the hell did you get that emoji

    • @Sekironprime
      @Sekironprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wild Pixel good lord. If this is the average price, probably good I've not gotten any

  • @claretravels783
    @claretravels783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    'Tolkien-'em-up' is really my favourite genre

  • @generalerica4123
    @generalerica4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Speaking of Kingdom Come, when I first played it, I thought getting imprisoned in the Prologue was actually how I should progress, I was ready to break out amidst the chaos of the attacking army, and then I was - for one of the few times in my gamer life - genuinely startled when dear Henry burned to death.

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Like lambs to the slaughter..." is an achievement you can get for bringing a party of 4 level 0 heroes to the Darkest Dungeon in the game of the same name.
    Even if you retreat immediatly, at least one of them will always die.

  • @TransmitHim
    @TransmitHim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sonic statues in Two Point Hospital. They're just as glorious as Jane promised.

  • @efficientsea
    @efficientsea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Never thought I'd hear Mike speak so kindly about horses when they're so clearly inferior to cars

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially when you consider his RDR horse.

    • @tomread8748
      @tomread8748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have horsepower.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You cant be friends with a car.

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Svoorhout85 KITT says otherwise.

  • @topkapi9351
    @topkapi9351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Shoutout to Mike for wearing a shirt of my favorite unknown N64 series - Snowboard Kids. What great games!

    • @psbox362
      @psbox362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would love for that franchise to make a return. Never had a chance to buy those games, but I remember renting Snowboard Kids 2 more times than I care to count.

  • @skootdiggity1301
    @skootdiggity1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    A.k.a Rob from Playstation Access

  • @bigmclargehuge8219
    @bigmclargehuge8219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would argue that the "That's all people really want to do..." achievement is worse than "Little Shop of Horrors." Kicking the pufferfish into the blenders is horrible, BUT it also helps unlock secrets and new paths, so there's actually a reason to do it beyond merely cruelty.
    However, for "That's all people really want to do..." achievement you have to commit a wanton act of senseless violence by kicking 10 pufferbirds in less than 45 seconds. This does you no good, and you'll never find yourself in a situation where that actually helps at all. So you have to go out of your way to find or lure a large enough group of them together in order to get the achievement. At that point you're just punting them for the fun of it, which I would argue is worse than something that's more violent, but at least has some benefit to it.

  • @OhNoTheFace
    @OhNoTheFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    What is funny is after the betrayal in Mordor, you can mind control them again, and even possibly demote/embarrass them for the betrayal D:

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh YOU betrayed THEM, not the other way around. You're punishing your faithful allies for something you did yourself

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@aardbei54 the point is a betrayal did occur and someone is being punished and isn't that all that matters

    • @blueeyestuber8673
      @blueeyestuber8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Feasco my favourite punishment is to send them to a pit fight they will lose resurrect them and then send them into the pit fights again rinse and repeat

  • @justforkicks5112
    @justforkicks5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Jane is always given these achievements the second they’re made out of respect for the most evil of queens

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they were made for her.

    • @caelreth
      @caelreth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@loki2655 I thought we were supposed to not talk about those?

    • @justforkicks5112
      @justforkicks5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loki2655 Guys we better stop talking about Jane's Fight Club you remember what happened to the last group that talked....

    • @MiketheMadness
      @MiketheMadness 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not into bdsm, but I’d totally submit to Jane as my doninatrix

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:15 I was fully expecting it to say “there are 5 damage types, physical, plasma, corrosion, shock, and groin”

  • @3reddytop
    @3reddytop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Slime rancher: You...Monster! Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go

    • @PurgingLight69
      @PurgingLight69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe that was in their first Heartless video.

    • @neowolfKai
      @neowolfKai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got that one.

  • @jessicastrike5640
    @jessicastrike5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Destroy all humans has loads of great ones! Destroy a human by feeding them to a shark, next to a sign warning about sharks... destroy multiple humans with a human made explosive... destroy a human with another human... destroy a human by throwing them up in the air and juggling them... they’re honestly loads of fun, wait does that make me evil?? No I’m sure it’s just that I like the Gamerscore

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does it really count as an evil achievement if the whole game is about being evil, though?

  • @thornwall6303
    @thornwall6303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I have an Oxventure Fan Theory: In Spell Check, it's said that Liliana kidnaps magic users to sap their magic, and take the organs of non magic users. The reason Egbert lost his kidney is because he never uses his spells, so he was deemed non-magical

  • @SuperDarklord101
    @SuperDarklord101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Rainbow Dash isn't real."
    SHE'S REAL IN OUR HEARTS

    • @Pr1malWereHouse
      @Pr1malWereHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They kinda did have to “Pony Up” a token reference for the bronies that watch and laugh with these videos… ;) /)

    • @someone-pz4dg
      @someone-pz4dg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf

    • @evilparadigm
      @evilparadigm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pr1malWereHouse Mhmm...

  • @katfromthekong414
    @katfromthekong414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "What would Hippocrates say? ...something in ionic greek probably and it wouldn't be kind." 😂

    • @shasshybear9222
      @shasshybear9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ionic Greek sounds like the secret weapon in Splinter Cell or CoD

    • @katfromthekong414
      @katfromthekong414 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shasshybear9222 it's the IG-BS14, famed for it's precision and ability to instantly atomise any trace of adulting *pew pew*

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For number 3 you missed the eventual end game of breaking your minions. If you keep abusing the same boss you can eventually turn him into a gibbering mad thing

  • @matwetton
    @matwetton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    overlord 2 seal slaughter achievment, for 20 gamer score kill 100 baby seals.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that was in a previous list of evil achievements on this channel.

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Somehow I went through all of the Outer Worlds without knowing there was an achievement for crotch shooting. Guess I'd better rectify that

    • @seanmclay7571
      @seanmclay7571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am reinstalling it to recify my mistake lol

    • @calebpaulus3438
      @calebpaulus3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On the opposite side of things, I got the trophy without knowing it existed

  • @mujariwa3696
    @mujariwa3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Savage Planet plays no games. It also has another achievement where you're required to slap every creature on the planet. Some are easier to slap than others.

  • @karmapotato5048
    @karmapotato5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "It's right there in the Bible. But don't check"
    That's instant shade and I'm here for it

  • @Amaranthyne
    @Amaranthyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Andy: Rainbow dash isn’t real
    Mike: She’s real to me!
    Me: 🤣

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm more of a Twilight Sparkle person, since I'm a bookworm and a fan of flying and teleportation magic.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelandreipalon359 I’m a bit of a bookworm too, but she is kind of uptight. I still like her, but I prefer Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Amaranthyne Yeah, uptight and a bit psychotic, but then again, what did you expect from a talented witch.
      I do have a younger cousin who likes RD, all while she has a soft spot for Fluttershy.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelandreipalon359 It’s hard not to have a soft spot for fluttershy.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Amaranthyne True.

  • @TheDeadlyMoogle
    @TheDeadlyMoogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Slime Ranchers terribly appropriately named "You... Monster" achievement. Take an adorable baby chickadoo to the incinerator and... proceed to upset all your slimes.

    • @Shadowshot93
      @Shadowshot93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was a little surprised it wasn't on the list

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That upsets the slimes? My slimes keep trying to eat my chickens.

    • @TheDeadlyMoogle
      @TheDeadlyMoogle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BJGvideos they eat the adults, but apparently don't like the babies being burned to death

  • @burrito4332
    @burrito4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Andy: I used to have a boss who made me sit at a desk and make videos. Now I own a horse and put a hit on my mansion servants for taking 10 minute breaks.

  • @valekvortighul5750
    @valekvortighul5750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Missing ‘Worst Day Shift Manager Ever’ achievement from Force Unleashed! How much more heartless is it to just randomly kill stormtroopers as Vader?

  • @BlackReshiram
    @BlackReshiram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the pufferbird achievement actually horrified me, thank you

  • @ThroneBeck
    @ThroneBeck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That hitman 2 achievement makes it seem like agent 47 was left at the altar.

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Judas achievement should have given 30 points. Just sayin', to be accurate to the name...

  • @SpoopySquid
    @SpoopySquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Rainbow Dash isn't real..."
    "She's real to me!"

  • @battlemageazulio1019
    @battlemageazulio1019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Like Lambs to the Slaughter" from Darkest Dungeon.
    Basically, start a run through the utterly BRUTAL eponymous dungeon with 4 Resolve-Level 0 characters(i.e. fresh off the stagecoach). They even beg you not to make them go!

  • @KouriRyu
    @KouriRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly one of the achievements I felt the worst getting was the one in Divinity: Original Sin 2 where you avoid (or outright murder) all 7 people who can expand your source point pool so at the end of Act 2 Malady sacrifices her life to progress you further in the story.

    • @janisir4529
      @janisir4529 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently that's the only way you can beat the game with no damage taken, since the source ritual requires you to cut yourself

  • @djomega8462
    @djomega8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That last one was so unnecessarily ridiculous. But imagine being at that wedding...
    Destroyed the wedding piece by piece, leaving everybody confused, before the bride's father gets flung, head-first, into the pool.

  • @ewanmartel9797
    @ewanmartel9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Oh what a terrible thing I've done" - Corazon, presumably after getting an evil achievement

  • @kendoyle
    @kendoyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Put a Nespresso machine in the break room but no pods. Another way to get the bad boss achievement.

    • @BoulderingBear
      @BoulderingBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think several of the LOTR big battles would have gone differently if the Orcs had been Caffeinated to the eyeballs.

  • @itaydadush3600
    @itaydadush3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm just happy there is no "Don't save Solaire" achievement in Dark Souls

  • @littlefurnace
    @littlefurnace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Precious trouser secrets" DIBS NEW BAND NAME

  • @NimbleTack
    @NimbleTack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Meanwhile, in a parallel evil universe, Andy with Eyeliner is grumpily presenting "7 Lovely Achievements for Nice People Being Nice".

    • @dylanvandort1523
      @dylanvandort1523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This assumes we are the good universe

  • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
    @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think in a previous video they covered the achievement also called “Party Pooper” from Batman: Arkham Asylum, where you have to beat up all the thugs attending the party Joker throws for you, even though they aren’t hostile in that scene.

  • @the_modern_alchemist
    @the_modern_alchemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve been waiting for this moment…time to perpetuate more evil for sweet sweet gamer score.

  • @threefirstnames4187
    @threefirstnames4187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "precious trouser secrets" yep using that from here on out haha.

  • @Monedz
    @Monedz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Warm greetings, from The Philippines! Another great content from you, lads! Game lists like this what made me subscribe to you and to your sister channel, Outside Xtra! Love the humor that you lads put on each content uploaded. Great entertainment value! So fun to watch that even non-gamers can have fun and relate to!

  • @SarahStar246
    @SarahStar246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly these two channels give me plenty of videos to fall asleep to and kill time and thats worth more than you'd think

  • @Marik745
    @Marik745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Just imagine going bankrupt because you broke your back slipping on crap at the Sonic hospital.

  • @GWMsharpshot21
    @GWMsharpshot21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The kick of the puff bird into a blender is too evil too me. I love animals and i hurt me too see a horse die in RDR2 because i experienced that irl i used too live on a ranch and one of the horses i raised from a cult died and it destroyed me. I was in depression for 6 years after that

  • @ryussjgod7148
    @ryussjgod7148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    These videos never fail to make me laugh and smile.

  • @yatespmx
    @yatespmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They still make some of the best jokes. "Good thing I don't want to leave now"

  • @editedcopycat9939
    @editedcopycat9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Andy:*gets an espresso machine for his uruks to show how a nice boss his is*
    Me:is that wise? They are already hyperactive as it is, I’m worried of how the caffeine will effect them… 😬

    • @editedcopycat9939
      @editedcopycat9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      With that said, throw a feast for them instead, just make sure that the food and drinks isn’t poisoned by Jane’s spy/assassin uruks when you aren’t looking… 👀

  • @5Davideo
    @5Davideo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In Stellaris, there's the "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" achievement. There's a random even where you can find and adopt a lost baby space amoeba. You can then *scrap* the amoeba. You even get food for it!

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now I'm curious to see if Outsidexbox can make a sensible achievement list interesting to watch.

  • @zboy365
    @zboy365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these lists, I typically walk away with a different perspective of a game I haven't played or a game I've never heard of

  • @seeleyboothfan2
    @seeleyboothfan2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wait, so in the oxbox meta, Mike is Andy's boss?

    • @shasshybear9222
      @shasshybear9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jane takes turns telling them who is in charge of the other to keep them distracted while she does her "evil" science

  • @babserella2778
    @babserella2778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You can't go back to Pompeii on the day BEFORE the volcano blew, silly! That'll cause a Nexus Event!

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... just watch an show with a time travel element

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not only that, you'd probably be responsible for the extinction of the Pyroviles, too

  • @stanisawsrokowski472
    @stanisawsrokowski472 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching dancing agent 47 was something I didn’t know I needed to see today

  • @MsMeteorShower
    @MsMeteorShower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Detroit: Become Human's "I'll Be Back" trophy felt awful to get-you have to get Connor killed at least eight times in one continuous playthrough.

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I platinum-ed the game and that was the last achievement I had to get. I beat the game enough times that I was ok with playing it super badly.

  • @thesixthkid7689
    @thesixthkid7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hospital had Sonic!

  • @thelastwitcher840
    @thelastwitcher840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rainbow Dash isn't real, thanks outsidexbox now this day is the worst. At least Applejacks is real I definitely couldn't handle knowing that she wasn't.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      she's not and even if she was she would hate you *achievment noise: unlocked be a jerk to a rando online*

  • @CeilingNinja
    @CeilingNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forager - cute little 2D mining, building, and gathering game - has an achievement called "You Monster." You get it by killing all of the kindly giant beets on one of your first islands. They DO take up a lot of space on the island you could use for building and have literally no use late game... but they're very kind and give you lovely compliments...

  • @a.r.bonner505
    @a.r.bonner505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m pretty sure a second rule for gunfights is “don’t bring a knife.”

    • @MinorZero
      @MinorZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More of a suggestion really

    • @dominichoughton8119
      @dominichoughton8119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about a gun that shoots knives?

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if your knife... is ALSO a gun

    • @vi9052
      @vi9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3rd rule: fight

  • @rexevans100
    @rexevans100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Agent 47 doing a square dance is the best thing ever.

  • @judge_dreddpool7593
    @judge_dreddpool7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't wait for the 4th entry.

  • @Poetic_Justice92
    @Poetic_Justice92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doom 3 had a trophy/achievement that would fit perfectly in this video. To get the "To Be or Not To Be" trophy you had to kill an innocent scientist trapped in the Reactor Control Room. It's dark but I did it in one of my playthroughs because I wanted that trophy. 😂

  • @garrettsmith8562
    @garrettsmith8562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hm. Interesting. This implies Mike is the "boss" of Oxbox. I always imagined it as Andy, but I think that's just because Corazon always takes charge.

    • @mms16
      @mms16 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think his boss is Simon Maxwell

    • @aimeeg4809
      @aimeeg4809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always thought Jane was the boss. And she uses the secret basement under the sofa as a threat to keep the rest of them in line.

  • @heather82
    @heather82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is this channel so fucking good? I play these videos on my TV and try to get my siblings to watch. I love this channel so much and I can't even explain it

  • @SabrinaRina
    @SabrinaRina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is why my achievements are so lacking. Ever since Zelda I figured we do not assault creatures... now we get rewarded. Darkest timeline indeed.

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:50 I don't think I could do that. I know it's just a game, but that animal didn't even die immediately.

  • @snorpenbass4196
    @snorpenbass4196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dunno, the 2.0 Hospital thing looks to be standard practice for US Healthcare?

  • @michealforguson5317
    @michealforguson5317 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Shooting cakes now, 47?"
    LOL! That one got me!

  • @Jonathon_Hennessey
    @Jonathon_Hennessey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Earning an achievement and gamer score or maintaining the moral high ground decisions decisions.

    • @user-bn7yy9uh3b
      @user-bn7yy9uh3b 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Achievement. No question. If you don't have the achievement, is it because you took the moral high ground knowing what the achievement entailed or is it because you're weak and didn't want to 100% the game?

  • @Alsebra
    @Alsebra 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:04 - "There's a fire. There shouldn't be a fire."
    Is this how all British fire alarms are? In any case, this would cut down on the panicked stampedes that most fire alarms cause...

  • @bryanr1400
    @bryanr1400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Day two of asking for more Gravity Rip. I just ran a game for my 5yr old sister and mother😌

  • @supernintendochalmers6628
    @supernintendochalmers6628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Journey to the Savage Planet has an Earthworm Jim vibe. Very funny.

  • @ErzengelDesLichtes
    @ErzengelDesLichtes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “It says it right there in the bible. But don’t check.”
    Damn, you’re a christian evangelical?