I am getting such mixed signals. It went from "you're annoying as hell shut the fuck up!" to "I love you, my dear. Let me make you feel good." LIKE, BRO. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. 😭
@PersonOnline469 it is, and for you to say so, you're telling me that it isn't teasing to YOU. While that IS valid, we're all different. No harm done 🤭
I am blushing, giggling, throwing my feet around for a literal demon ajajsjjss. "Good enough, my dear?" Me: no, i want MORE "Always demanding more, i see" Me:AKSKSKSKKSJDD The get in your knees part omggg Me:OKAY Him:"No no nononono" YOU SRE LITERALLY READING OUR THOUGHTS
Omg at 9pm While i have all the alastor x listener videos in a playlist i have listening until i go to bed Welp this one goes in my playlist now. And that part when he said "you really are clingy" was too personal for me. 😭😭😭
Help... "You can feel it when you sit" 😭😭😭😭🤰🤰🤰 bro said "fine i can gove you A kiss" BRO HE GAVE LIKE 30!! EDIT:HELP! "get your knees and thank me" and "let me make my dear feel good" im fucking dead help
I just imagine that Alastor is making up that we're always begging for him. Because I would just like ask Charlie like once and then just wait for him to come home
When I heard the beginning of the video, I already started crying. everything is already the end of love, now only suffering. but everything ended well, thank you very much, thank you very much! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro is so bipolar in this video. At first he’s complaining that we’re being too clingy, next thing we know he’s literally allowing us to sit on his lap and flirting with us. 😂
0:13 Bro, that "Shut the fuck up" was personal 💀
IT WAS I ALMOST STARTED CRYING I DON'T KNOW WHY😭
I love ur content
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e Thx!
@@NyxEdits786wait…… AL😂?
I WAS CRYING LAUGHING
I am getting such mixed signals. It went from "you're annoying as hell shut the fuck up!" to "I love you, my dear. Let me make you feel good." LIKE, BRO. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. 😭
FRR
FRRR
lol
I mean he IS Alastor, if he doesn't tease you and fool around a little, something is wrong LMAOOO
@@lunar_aria_ That ain't teasing 😭
@PersonOnline469 it is, and for you to say so, you're telling me that it isn't teasing to YOU. While that IS valid, we're all different. No harm done 🤭
“You’re always: ‘WhErEs AlAsToR? I wAnT fVcKiNg AlAsToR’ SHUT THE FVCK UP”
HAD ME DYING💀💀💀
Same
YES AND HONESTLY I PROBABLY WOULD DO THAT IF I WAS IN HELL😭😭😭
Yet I'm still dying of laughter-
@@Yourdarlingal- HELP SAME
SAME BRO
Alstor :sit on my lap
Me: why?
Alstor: why not?
Me: WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS ?!?!?!
that what i did
FRRR I THREW MY IPAD😭😭
IKR
How many times has he said f you in every video?
I looked all over the room...
The "Shut the fuck up" was way to personal
BAHAHAHA
Fr i feel attacked😭
What are you doing here Sir Pentious???
Yeah @SirPentious what are you doing here ?
LIKE BRO WHAT DID I DO?😢
3:49 GrEaT mOoGiLy WoOgIlY! THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD LOL
IT'S AN ADD
IM JUST LIKE JUST CALL ME [insert my nickname]!!
It always catches me off guard smh
It gets me everytime😂😂😂
LMAO real 😭 And to make matters worse, my brain at times decides to go "that thang is juicy" whenever I hear it 💀
Bro woke up and chose violence 💀
ik 😭😭😭
Fr😂
Doesn't he do that every day? 😂😂
@@random_fox_therianhey girl
@@idkimval hey baaaatcxxxxhhgggg
''WhErE's AlAsToR, wHeRe'S fUcKiNg AlAsToR''
Ma'am.. that's me every night scrolling on any platform trying to find Alastor fan art lol.
Same my friend😂
fr@@Thesigmalpha-x2e
For me it’s “wHeREs vOx wHeReS f***iNg vOx” 😭
@cinnamoroll_person6411 nah for me is "WhErE's AnGeL dUsT wHeRe'S fUcKiNg AnGeL dUsT!?!?!??"
mine is "wHerE's hUskErdUSt wHerE's fUcKiNg hUskErdUSt"@@ellenalmy7872
"i want fuckin alastor- Shut the fuck up" was too real
I felt personally attacke
I was nearly in tears 😭
The fact it’s true tho 😭
the beginning was personal 😟
Real
Fr
fr 😔..
“Later, my dear”
I think this is foreshadowing the next one and I am all for it-
"Come on, sit, stay." AM I SOME KIND OF DOG, MISTER??
Yes a god one
@@pebbel2361 NO I'M NOT 😭
Yes and especially after being told to stfu bro 😭
@@PandiiI am 😭😭
Puppy play 😰
These last few videos, I feel like Alastor knows how much I check to see if he's back throughout every day 😭😭😭
fr
He says "sit on me" i ...hear Monty Python's sit in my face .... WHY?! Alastor knows exactly what he's doing...and rhats perfect
I am blushing, giggling, throwing my feet around for a literal demon ajajsjjss.
"Good enough, my dear?"
Me: no, i want MORE
"Always demanding more, i see"
Me:AKSKSKSKKSJDD
The get in your knees part omggg
Me:OKAY
Him:"No no nononono"
YOU SRE LITERALLY READING OUR THOUGHTS
Alastor: Sit on my lap-
Me: *staring at the photo* uhm..I dont think I wanna-
I still will❤
no but why did they choose THAT scene
I like strong and powerful so no big deal plus this just makes him TEN TIMES FUCKING HOTTER
If you won't I will
@@MollyDust-ey8yn .... true.
Omg at 9pm
While i have all the alastor x listener videos in a playlist i have listening until i go to bed
Welp this one goes in my playlist now.
And that part when he said "you really are clingy" was too personal for me. 😭😭😭
Exactly 😂
Fr
Same
Vox definitely watches these
Pffff-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm really sure
He watched this😂😂😂😂😂
Oh this comment has me bawling lol he soo does lmao
100% 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖😂😂😂😂
Canon AF
canon ☠
THE KISS AAAAAH MY HEART IS BEATING OUT IF MY CHEST ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Same 🥲
That was more then a kiss BUT ILL TAKE IT ✨️✨️✨️✨️😭😭
Vox: Alastor, why are you making these!? 💀
Alastor: Why are you listening?
Vox: Because I fucking can!
TRUUUEEEE
😂
😂😂
Bruhh
Bc vox is a simple for alastor he has a crush on hi-
first he was pissed now hes calm i love it :3
Gurll the "shut the fuck up" is too personal Mr alastor😔😔😔
womp womp
I thought I was the only one who called him Mr alastor lol
Alastor: “Well I don’t mean for it to be…that large.”
Me: “Yeah right…but I’m not complaining.”😌😉
FOR ONCE SOMEONE FUCKING AGREES WITH ME (be my bestie)
@@MollyDust-ey8yn ok! And off course I’ll understand you🤌🏻
I don't mind either tbh 😫
Excuse me?
The scream I just let out when the notification popped up😭😂
FRRR
Exactly-😭
ONG💀😭
IKR!!??
That "Shut the fuck up." was how I felt when Lucifer wouldn't shut up about Alastor ngl.
The best start of the video so far tbh, he sounds so genuinely sick of our shit lmao
HE SAID HE LOVES ME HE SAID HE LOVES ME HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM SM
Edit: GET ON YOUR KNEES AND WHAT?? DO I HAVE A DIRTY MIND OR…
“I told you your mine”💀 I’m dead brother😭
Heheh
Man I literally turned red as a tomato
I blushed so hard 😭😭
Like Alastor-
CHAT HE TOOK MY REQUEST CHAT THIS IS A REAL MOMENT TAKE A PICTURE
TYSM MORPHY ILY😽😽
Brooo when I seen this I was like “OH HELL YES THE PERSON THST ASKED FOR THIS WILL FREACK OUT
@@TKforever_fandomsSameeee
@@TKforever_fandoms I did infact FREAK THE FUCK OUT
THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORYY
"i dont mean for it to be that large" WHAT
WAS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS UHM- THIRD LEG?!!! 😭😭😭💀
Nahh when I heard that- 😭😭
WHAT HE MEAN BY DAT
Did bro just-
@@raiiny_clxvdzz "third leg" goodBYE 💀
I'm starting to fall in love with this creature.
Lol! I've been in love with him since the beginning 😅
@@AirGoddess1087same
I literally have 40 framed photos of him 😅
@@AirGoddess1087 Love at first sight am i right? 😔
“GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY” I burst out laughing 😂😂😂
I love how each video with alastor is getting more affectionate and him warming up to us
I MEAN WHAT? GREAT MUGGULY WUGGLY 3:47 - Alastor
“Your insane-“
Me: HEY, SORRY BUT YOU JUST GOT IN MY WAY-💀
I PROMISE HONEY I CAN FEEL YOUR PAIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@Canimals4Life MAYBE I ENJOY IT JUST A LITTLE BIT, DOES THAT MAKE ME INSANE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@nightLOLFR HAVEN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE I EXPIRED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Canimals4Life DOESN'T MEAN THAT I PLAN TO RETIRE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@nightLOLFR AND NOW I HAVE THE POWER TO BATHE ALL OF YOU IN ENTERTAINING FIRE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
Love how done he was at start and then he became soft.
5:29 : I- 🧍♂️
He’s like I hate you but I love you and your mine only mine vibe 😅😂
@@SarventeVA672 FR-
"So you feel it whenever you sit my dear."
"I don't mean to be it that large."
HELP..
You're a Mama's boy ☺️
I was thinking the same thing 😭😭
(Bro says that we're more lustful than him even though we're about the same level)
@@KeimslaysI stopped being lustful😎😎
WHY DID BRO GO FROM "your always like: WhErEs AlAsToR? I WaNt FuCkInG aLaStOr! Shut the fuck up." TO " *kisses me* "
@@_.RadioDaddy._. ikr
MAKE ONE WHERE WEVE IGNORED ALASTOR FOR A DAY
Yeah @MorphyVA please
REAL I NEED IT
CAN WE GET A ASMR OF US PETTING HIS DEER EARS?
YESS PLSS
@@Aotfanlmao YH LIKE I NEED IT SM
OMG TYSM FOR THE IDEA I NEED TO SEE IF THIS GUY MAKES ONE
@@ellenalmy7872 HE DID.
my child i am god from the future and we have gotten this asmr my child ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Bro how did you know I was eating glue
👀
He knows everything, even where you live and what position you sleep in 🤭
If I don't sleep I stare at you sleeping@@alanvalterrem6650
Glue tastes good :]
I know what position you sleep in
7:38 NAH I'M DONE THATS CRAZY-
Alastor: Get on your knees and thank me~
All the simps: *IMMEDIATELY GETS ON KNEES*
🧎♀️🧎♂️
Nahhhh fr tho
𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕖
Again I jump of my couch from a comment this is this second time I just sat back down!😂😂😂
Bro that's me😂❤
*Kissing* *lucifer walks in*
Lucifer: uhh am I interrupting something... 😶
The fact there is an ai lucifer that If you say the wrong things it will be sus and i said the wrong things and now he say he want to marry me 😭
@@3ve_5vs..😭
@@3ve_5vsWERE???
@@Dandy-s8n poly ai
@@3ve_5vs I KNEW IT
THE WAY HE SAYS “fuck you..” UGHSJSHDHHSHSHDKSHS😩😩😩😩✨✨
me be like "yes please" 🤣🤣😶🌫
@@miraculerlukanette8202YES PLEASEEEE
@ll_angel_dust_ll LOL
Ohhh my Christ on a stick say it again~ 😏
what
Well, that start was agressive
Help... "You can feel it when you sit" 😭😭😭😭🤰🤰🤰 bro said "fine i can gove you A kiss" BRO HE GAVE LIKE 30!!
EDIT:HELP! "get your knees and thank me" and "let me make my dear feel good" im fucking dead help
Oml 😭😭😭
WHAT DOES HE MEAN LARGE, I MEAN DID BRO TALK BOUT THE THIRD LEG
@@Sage_The_Ratty_Rat I THINK HE DID BUT I HOPE NOT
@@Sage_The_Ratty_Rat yes he did 😰
Im with you girl 😭
I just imagine that Alastor is making up that we're always begging for him. Because I would just like ask Charlie like once and then just wait for him to come home
I needed that "Shut the fuck up"
*sobs at the start*
Same like that was so personal
Alastor:you have quite curves!
Me:….
Alastor:…?
Me:you should see my curves without pants-
*edit 1* 83 likes?! Thx😭😭😭
*edit 2*100 LIKES?!!!
I saw this comment and now....
I'm dead💀
When I read this I was literally Charlie when she said "Holy shit oh my god whyy"
REAL !!!!
GIVE.ME.THE.TIMESTAMP.PLEASE
IM BEGGING YOU 😭
Omg 💀
BABE WAKE UP MORPHY POSTED MY REQUEST
IM WOKEN
5:31 “Well I don’t mean for it to be that large”
“I BEG YOUR PARDON!?!?”
Could we get Alastor ASMR with him and listener doing the Pocky Game and ended with a kiss? It’ll be interesting and quite an experience….
OH MY GOD YES-
Yes, please 👀✨
The video opening with Alastor bullying me caught me off guard 💀
"Shut the fuck up" im still laughing😂🤣😅
AT THE END THO I'M FUCKING RED
At this point hes gonna give us back our soul😂😂😂
0:13 THAT WAS PERSONAL LMAO
AYE DOES HE HAVE AN ERECTION HOW TF
We need a one hour vid of Alastor sleeping with Listener
IM HERE FOR IT
In what way? Sexy way or shut eye and snoring?
Please yes we want alastor sleep aid ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Alastor: “insane”
My brain: *transfers to black gryphon immediately*
DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP ALASTOR I SHUT UP WHEN I WANT TO SHUT UP😒😠😡🤬
You tell him!
Go Slay Queen👑👑
I AGREE.
I don’t shut up 😡 I grow up 🥱 and when I look at u. 🙄 I throw up!!! 🤮 /ref
Frrrrr
I'm just trying to do my work and found this 😂 I can't stop laughing "oh how pervy you are" I think we turned into Mineta
I’m scared 😨 he was so evil at the beginning 😭 I took that personal I’m crying the kissing part 💀
Can you make one of him letting us touch his ears?
IM MAKING A PETITION YALL
SIGN HERE
👇🏻
The « oh Deer my deer »cute
OMG THE BEGINNING FELT TARGETED 😭😭
“You’re insane”
DOES THAT MAKE ME INSANE HAVENT BEEN THE SAME SINCE I EXPIRED DOESNT MEAN THAT I PLAN TO RETIRE
ogs
♥️
When I heard the beginning of the video, I already started crying. everything is already the end of love, now only suffering. but everything ended well, thank you very much, thank you very much! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"I dont even have a lustful thought in my mind. All that I want is constant suffering. And to eat the corpse of various things." - Alastor 2024
then he proceeds to kiss the listener.
@@Misscirclefanatic Who is Alastor trying to fool? NOT ME
Well, as always, you are on top , sir , I bow before you ❤
Help my antidepressants kicked in in the middle- 😭🤚
😭💀
Actually sir it's glitter not glue
Glitterglue
Sun?
The fact that he called us perverted says a lot about himself...
Bro actually hurt my feelings with the “shut the fuck up”😭😭
Ok actual dream scenario with alastor acquired 🔥🔥🔥
get on your knees and thank me
WHA WHAT? WAHT
no no no my dear! later!
(the side eye i gave him*
HA HA HA
I
HATE
HOW
FUNNY
THIS
WAS
ALASTOR HIII
REALL
WE NEED MOREEEEE
YASSS
The amount of "my dear" 😭
Bro is so bipolar in this video. At first he’s complaining that we’re being too clingy, next thing we know he’s literally allowing us to sit on his lap and flirting with us. 😂
Okay the alastor picture is Giant help me
I just came back from camping and oh my god I love this
My dear/deer count
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
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20
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NOT THE KISSES HELPPP IM BLUSHING 😭😭
Alastor: So u feel it whenever u sit on me my dear?
Me: *Jawdropped*
Alastor: Well I don't mean for it to be... That large!
Me: *Double jawdropped*
Time stamp?
Jk found it 5:29
Alastor: feel free to sit on me!
Me:…
Alastor…?
Me:On your face or your lap?
Jesus fucking christ, the beginning was a personal attack-
"feel free to sit on me~" bro i died right then and there 💀
"i wasn't thinking straight" were you thinking gay then?
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!!!!
"WHAT, GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY" had me dieing- 😭😭😭😭
I thought it would be a boring story, but instead you took me by surprise 😭
FATHER GAVE US MORE ALASTORRRRRR 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
MORE ALASTOR ASMR MY DEAR
EARLY ‼️‼️ (I’ve been constantly checking your account)
IVE BEEN WAITMH FOR THIS SLECIFIC AUDIO FOR SO LONG.
(it's only been and a half)
HELP I MEANT A WEEK AND A HALF
Guys, are you OK? You both hate each other😂( get it ?because in the show, you guys hate each other😂?)
@@Lucy_crazy86 orange toe
@@Alastorsbigshinyforehead what?
"You really are clingy my dear" yeah what's ur point?
YASSS NEW ASMR YASSS
this is so fucking perfect
*screams menacingly*
morphy pleaseeeeee make a vox asmr it would be soooo good and i loveee ur alastor audios!!!
FATHER MADE ANOTHER VIDEO😘✌️✨✨
YASS 😩😩
THANK YOU FATHER FOR FEEDING US AND BLESSING US WITH THIS YUMMY FOOOD🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺
WHY IS IT WHENEVER I WATCH THESE MY MOM WALKS IN-
i feel that this was foreshadowing the next one
The kissing got my heart beating out of my chest