Jim Cornette Reviews Wrestlemania 2018
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"Sami Zayn can talk! Who knew? When he worked for me he was a Spanish mute." LMFAO
I put corny on when I'm about to sleep lol. His voice soothes me
Johnathan Harper Same. Every night
I am laughing at the idea of Corny cutting a motherfuckin' promo on someone while you peacefully drift off to sleep.
The Vince Russo shoots put me out like a light! Hearing someone's pure hatred for another is like twinkle twinkle to me
Whenever I’m doing landscaping work or on a long drive, I throw on a lengthy Corny shoot.
Christopher G I do the same👍
Hearing Jim Cornette fast forwarding the SmackDown tag-team match because New Day came out with midgets dressed as pancakes made me LMAO.
John Smith right? I skip all their bullshit too.
John Smith The New Day is the worse thing to happen to wrestling ever. The cringe is too much to handle
Worse than Jim Herd?
John Smith New Day is just a cringe-fest for six-year olds anyway
Steven Campbell Vince Russo
"When he worked for me,he was a Spanish mute" - Corny on Sami Zayne 😂😂😂💀
Hymen Hitman hell yeah!! 👍👊
First 5 things that need to change in WWE:
1. 2 man announce team
2. Give the wrestlers bullet points but let them shoot on the mic.
3. Make the moves you do in the ring count
4. Change the format of the shows once in a while and let a wrestling match start the show surprise your fans.
5. Keep the mcmahons and hhh off tv and only let them show up when need be so its special when they show up.
2. shoot what? Talking without a script isn't "shooting".
Greg P "Tell them the truth A,B,andC. So when you work them D and E they believe it." -Jerry Jarrett
"Add the grapes - you know, chicken salad" - Jerry Jarrett
"Spend my day working hard on the go But the hands on the clock keep spinning too slow Cause I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight" - Jeff Jarrett
You can't have bullet points and shoot. The bullet points are fake. The ad libbing therefore is fake too. Shooting means real. Real is real.
You are misusing "shoot". You owe the smarks of the world and Jerry Jarrett an apology.
I got two words for ya...Suck It.
You can't "shoot" based on fictional bullet points provided by a writing staff.
You're either talking about reality or you're not. Isn't that right Mr. Malik? Or do you think shooting is something else?
I can listen to Corny talk all night
He essentially just on-the-fly booked the Daniel Bryan match, and that alone was leaps and bounds better than what happened lol.
Mr Wrestlemania yup
You arent lying there my dude
CHRIS WOOD maybe man
Cornette's podcasts help get me through my shifts at night.
Poor Jim. In the past few months we've made him sit through Raw 25 and a 75 hour Wrestlemania show for our entertainment. Is this really how we thank him for giving us two great podcasts every week?
Lmfao
Adam Weishaupt 👍🏻
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Yeah, Poor Jim. All that talent, brilliance, put to waste being a stereotypical old man who hates everything new because he cant see through the power of nostalgia. It's sad really...Jim could be uplifting wrestling, he's too intelligent to fall to this fate.
His comments on Paige were hilarious. "The fun girls from Mt. Pilot." LMAO
Anyone else agree that Jim’s review of wrestlemania was better than the actual wrestlemania.
Agreed
think it makes you cool or smart to agree with him? moron
Closed my eyes during his version of "Steen/Generico" and saw it all; gifted dude that Jim
@@rickwhite7341 douche
And at least, it's not 9 hours long.
The build that Corny came up with for the Bryan/Shane-Owens/Zayn match was really good.
No shit the guy has been a booker for 35 years, honestly the fact that Cornette isn't booking a wrestling company or is not at the very least a head agent or whatever it's called is a travesty
No one's gets over in a 4 way..even in sex I am so DEAD (lol)...
Wrestlemania fans now know dissapointment in 13 different languages
disappointment*
Gofuckistan 😂
Completely agree about multi-man matches. It's always just two people wrestling while the others lie down outside the ring.
90 seconds into "Steen & Genericho" I totally forgot who was actually in the match lmao
I love Jim's layout of the Daniel Bryan/Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens/Sami Zayn! That would have been electric!
i don't agree with everything Jim says, but goddamn he's entertaining
ninjaworshipper I am with him on 99% of things that don't relate to God. He is atheist and I am Baptist. Lol!
Careful man, around these parts not agreeing with Jim, yet still loving him, can get the natives restless...
If they do a fake country next year and have them speak carny, they have to bring back Kizarny for a cameo
xGodofAcidx shocked they didn’t do wakanda
44:34 I laughed more than I should have at that.
"The fun girls from mount piolit." Just killed me. Thats a line that probably 1 person in 10 gets. But those of us who do couldn't help but laugh at it
Damn, Corny's version of Shane/DB WM tag match sounded awesome.
5 years later and Stacey still had the right outlook on Steen & Generico matches 🤣
"They left him twisting in the fuckin wind" lol lol lol lol
Jim was already reviewing shows in 2018 WHY DIDN'T I KNEW ABOUT THIS?
Bryan - ‘ I’ve been in a bodybuilder’ thanks for the info 😂
his paige impression was out of the world lol
I have been waiting for this all week.
Paige sounding like one of the Fun Girls from Mt. Pilot. HAHAHAHA
Oh my God! They DO need a smark feed! If the college football national championship game has the "Homer's telecast" A WrestleMania smarkcast would be great!
“Nobody gets over in a four away”
Wrestling or sex. 😂😂😂😂😂
I damn near fell out of my chair.
"And here's the best part of the fucking show..." Oh, god! I'm laughing already! Lmao
Jim praising an asuka match? Boy how times have changed.
My exact thoughts lol
It was was who she was up against, he hasn't had a nice word to say about her since
Zaba-dah spell it I double dog dare your ass to (LOL!)...
Cornette thought on Daniel Bryan match is really good!!!👌👌👌
Jinder May-Hall ...😂😂
"Only the lucky ones!" and Brian just starts dying....love you Corny.
Ronda Rouseys "gameface", aka "pouty angry girl who didn't get the toy she wanted on her birthday".
Please.
This was better than watching Wrestlemania, Corny we need this for every PPV saves 9.99 a month this way
X I think that Jim Cornette would be a fantastic guest on the Joe Rogan show.
oh! Oh!! OH!!!
YES!!!
YES!!!
YES!!!
He would but joe rogan doesnt like wrestling
William Santana not entirely true at all. He doesn't conflate wrestling with mma, but he respects it, and remembers the old days quite fondly. Combine that with crotchety ol' Jim it would be one for the books.
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@@williamsantana370: he has had "jake the snake Roberts" on his show.
1:00:46 and there is Brian's Last Words 😂😂😂😂😂😂. This has been the most I have laughed in a very long time!!!!!
WrestleMania 34 is what has gotten me back into WWE after not watching WWE (Besides mania) for the last 7-8 years. I was actually invested in most of the matches and I think WWE finally has a roster of decent and interesting wrestlers again. I look forward to seeing what comes next.
This was my favourite wrestlemania
The Paige rant... I've listened to this review 3 times now, and it gets me every time😂 Between Corny and OSW, who needs the Network?
Damn.... if he’d booked the Bryan match it would have been so much better!
I had to rewatch the AJ match a few times to appreciate it. It was really good, but the crowd was just asleep. Wish they woulda got an extra 10 minutes and kicked it into a higher gear, but it was a hard hitting battle
dwayne cox I agree, the a.j. Match I considered the main event and it was quite underrated. It petered out at the end. And the heel turn at the end was bizzare. I was like "is this still kayfabe "? But they are both top notch wrestlers.
we weren't asleep inside the dome as much we were distracted. There was a scene going on with several fans that were standing up and did not want to sit down. So security came over to tell them to sit and they didn't so then the cops showed up and they were still not complying so they got their ass kicked out. The fans in that section started chanting stuff and talking shit to them that totally distracted everyone. They were chanting nanana goodbye and other shit. Many people were confused as to why cuz they couldn't see what was going on while the match was happening. They fucking ruined an already underwhelming match lol!
For me the matches of the night in top 3 order was
3: AJ v Nakamura
2:Charlotte v Asuka
1:Angle and Rousey v HHH and Steph
When sinske turned heel he stiffed kicked aj in the face hard as hell im like damn
I love Cornette's idea for D Bry. I'm not even a D Bry fan and that would've gotten me on my feet
Been waiting all week for this
I always enjoy listening to Jim's reviews, stories, and shoots. Never a dull moment.
You know..they should've had a count out angle for Asuka/Charlotte. You get to keep the streak intact (play it off that draws don't count as losses...but Charlotte could use that draw as a means to needle Asuka that she didn't win either) and continue the feud.. but hey, that's just me.
I agree with Brian about Miz. Even in the HOF ceremony group pan he projects exactly the right level of Elizabethan emotional communication-not to the camera, mind you, but at the speaker. Good stuff, and I got the feeling he knew it. His promos are very good, because he's an actor first. His inring work ain't bad . . . just about on the Classic Heel level. Dunno if he's a safe worker, but it looks like maybe he is.
Corny's idea about the Daniel Bryan match is great
Announcer mania!😂😂😂😂
Jim's four way comment just makes me think of him watching the Midnight tag teaming a couple rats
Kuwabara Sama is
Mullets and Bush everywhere
Agree 100% with the choreographed stuff. Main reason I dont watch wrestling anymore. It's just gymnastics. It does look kinda neat and all, but i don't feel its even trying to be "wrestling" anymore. They almost all look like they are just trying to remember the next move in the set of moves they are doing. Could not agree more, Corny.
That's been one of the biggest problems with WrestleMania the last few years, they try to fit pretty much everyone on the card and it's usually with pointless cookie cutter multi-man matches and battle royals. Now we have a men and women's battle royal at WM, and at the end of the day it's always pointless because it's literally just an excuse to get people on the card who aren't involved in any kind of angle whatsoever that the fans care about or are invested in. And even if you win it means nothing, just ask Cesaro.
Aj styles vs shinsuke nakamura was the biggest disappointment of the weekend
Bambam v LT was bambam carrying LT, this was pro
9:21 "OH GOOD GOD" lmfao
I think they're taking what could have been an interesting heel turn with Nakamura from mania and turning it into a silly angle on Smackdown-the "me no speaka no english" stuff. It can still be interesting but it's already a big rib... I was actually thinking for half a second "this could be an attitude era angle "... I guess I spoke too soon
Jim "who is the babyface" Cornette...
That music and the intro of that crazy look on Corny's face is priceless. I love that he now has an official figure out now.
The battle royale is the only thing that I still remember, from this entire show and Jim never saw it, lol.
I'm glad I am not the only one who thought Braun chose a girl
I've been waiting for this video since after wrestlemania ended
God bless you man for uploading this I am so happy :D
I'm disappointed Cornette didn't go off on a longer rant about the New Day's entrance.
Dude I was literally waiting for this...... since WrestleMania came out
7:50 Kevin Dunn makes her speak with an American accent
Nigel McGuiness drove me nuts! He wears a headset mic AND YELLS HIS BLOODY HEAD OFF!!!
Wakanda will be more than happy to broadcast WrestleMania lol
PR JUNIOR thats a good one lol
PR JUNIOR I was thinking that. Have Chadwick Boseman there as a celebrity and ring announcer!
Took the words right out of my mouth! Lmao
As soon as Corny said make up a commentary team I definitely thought about Wakanda too. Maybe Zumunda will be an honorary mention too
They should bring borat for a kazakhstan commentator lol
24:05 FACTS! It was definitely the best worked match of the night! I'm not a Rousey fan but I give her credit for executing the direction she was given well.
"too many people! too many people!" - lol
Cornet nailed it about the Daniel Bryan match. I had started the Pay-Per-View 30 minutes late and was working from behind and I literally skipped about 7 or 10 minutes ahead as soon as Daniel Bryan went down before the match started. It just wasn't the type of heat that I was looking for and that return, so I skipped it.
I like cornette he is a great analyst and know his shit about the mechanics and psychology. But his stubborness and old school fanatism holds him back from the modern gimmicks. For example he cant figure out why rusev is over with the fans. He sounded like a grandpa at this moment
Arthur Daffos I think he can accept change, just good change. I don't get Rusev Day. I wanted them to leave Lana instead of maker her a wrestler which isn't her best suite (she looks good doing ANYTHING but best how she was). The WWE needs Jim and Bruce Pritchard back for creative. They can mixed GOOD new with their creative minds and Get The Rating Up Again!
Why don’t they get rid of one of the tag team belts and make an intergender tag champions.
no need for that, you wanna see a guy beat the crap out of a woman? i dont its uncomfortable and bad tv. Remember the miscarriage angle booked by russo, that was bad, that was so awkward and uncumfortable
Maurio Willingham i dont get when it started, but i always thought rusev was good, could do comedy, could be a brute, he is a decent worker tho. So i dont get why corny dont get it, he just sometimes needs to stop over think goofy gimmicks that ppl buy into and notice that the guy is over with the majority of the fans
"Midgets dressed as pancakes" made me laugh aloud. This was awesome.
I disagree with Charlotte-Asuka. Match was great, but Asuka should've gone over. A lot of her mystique was removed when she lost her streak. Her whole "nobody's ready for Asuka" schtick has way less punch now that she's not immortal. Especially since Carmella came out the following night and swiped the title from Charlotte. Would've been a better story for Asuka to win and get ambushed by Carmella to steal the title then she builds up to get even.
Also the Universal Title needs a new holder, and Heyman needs a new client. My personal opinion.
Does anyone know how to get questions to cornette?
Mr. Cornette, I love to hear you shit on these horrible PPV's. Can you review EVERY pro wrestling event and if it's terrible, rip it apart but let them know how to improve it???
Corny layout for the shane bryan/zyam owen match is awesome!!!
I've been waiting for this review since WM ended.
The way that Corny and Brian describe how a Wrestlemania should be booked at the end of this was hilarious and very true. WM kept trying to arouse us over and over again for 7 hours "or whatever tha fuck" and by that point everyone was ready to take a nap lol.
I'm all aboard for the Smark feed. Also next year, Wakandan announcers, cause why not.
OVW rule #7 if you beat up local law enforcement don't call me first but call JOHNNY ACE UNTIL YOU REACH HIM FIRST!!!
Great idea for the steen/zayn vs bryan match.. they should of did it the way you told it! somewhat like when bryan was first one to beat the shield.. he dominated and the crowd went bananas ..love your show
Has Corny reviewed a young lions match from new japan? Those matches are like face vs face matches from the 70s.
Lol I love he brought up that Sam Roberts thing on the kick off. I nearly pissed myself laughing it was so wonderfully awkward. AnnouncerMania lol. Cornette is God
Miz actually is one of the better guys in the company
Kevin Jackson you're full of shit mate.
Kevin Jackson Def better heel
Darryl Wilson Okay then, he's one of my favorite "acts"
Kevin Jackson yea but that doesn't change the fact that he DOES look like a complete douche nozzle
Kevin Jackson Miz Loves the Biz and that goes a long way!
Ya the mens battle royal was the first match. So apparently it was only on the network before the usa program even started. So ya for the FREE pre show.
28:38-28:49 LMFAOOO midgets dressed as pancakes!!!
As usual, Crony calls it virtually as I saw it, but with much expertly made reasoning lol. Except Shinsuke's theme. I love that theme.
Ronda Rousey is absolutely incredible. She's a natural bad ass and a natural pro wrestler. She's the best signing they'll have for years.
i agree, i was scared she was not going to give a fuck. but everything she did looked really good.
you are out of your mind. clearly you know nothing of the business.
Shes going to draw in attention and more money and a new crowd, Not to mention shes shown better in-ring work than most of the "Professionals" they already have hired, I don't believe it's Jeffrey that doesn't know the business there, buddy.
Two names
1) Holly Holm
2)Amanda Nunes
THANK YOU!!!
Mustafa Ali looked like Glacier when he entered the ring.
Corny is the man! Most all of his ideas about what they should have done instead of what did do were great. That idea he had for the team of Shane & Daniel Bryan was so simple, but so great. If they had done what Corny said on here Daniel Bryan would have blown the roof off of the place. It would have been a classic Wrestlemania moment.
I wonder if corny realized that the second hour of the preshow had the actual battle royal
Rusev always slapping his legs just like Cena loud AF calling ALL HIS SPOTS!!!!
Same with Rollins. Ive heard him many times.
They were all sitting there like they were waiting on the bus
I understand Jim's concern that Cedric and Mustafa were a bit choreographed, but I do think that this is some of the Japanese influence in terms of fighting sequences. It's not new anymore so it doesn't captivate like it used to, but the idea is that missing a strike doesn't psychologically throw off the assailant, but instead, he's so good that he just instantly switches gears to defense and the next counter-offense. In the mid/late 90s, it was new and awesome, but I'm unsure about how much it works in pro wrestling.
I literally have never heard of more than half the names Cornette mentioned here...
I recognised ... "Booker T"... and did he say Lesnar's name? I also thought I heard "Miz"... I'm pretty sure I've heard that name before.
That's it.
This is NOT the company that I grew up watching... and here in 2022, it's even *worse* , if you can imagine that.
I didn’t say they couldn’t work, just pains in the ass 😂 legend
I finally subscribed to WWE network, strictly for the VAULT. I have not watched a modern wrestling show or PPV since 2000. I have no interest in mania. I go to the Vault, currently on WCCW 1985
"....now everybody knows it's phony..." everyone has always known it's "phony". it's a show, that's why people buy tickets.
Great idea frenetic, i wouldnt mind a cornette with conrad beavis and butthead style deal