Omg!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have this book. My husband's logic was "Wife likes wacky movies. Wife likes dinosaurs. Let's send her a wacky dinosaur porn book!! 🥳" Was the weirdest surprise I've ever received. Joy. Terror. Confusion. Laughter. 1 star, but also 10/10
The actually good writing threw me off, too. 😂 I wish we could find the author's real name so we could read their "serious" work. Cause the Dino romance seems like a 'passion project'
Oh god, i didn’t event hunk of the possibility of them having actual devices, my brain just jumped straight to their ‘devices’, which tbh is a little horrifying
I have to drive past a cornfield on my way to work EVERYDAY! I am going to be walking into work giggling about Uncircumcised Corn and folks are going to think I'm insane! Thank You, Hannah!
First off I was enjoyed this entire video SO MUCH!! But when Big Al was first introduced I laughed my ass off because that’s actually my nickname to my friends😭😂
I just bought a copy of 'Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer' and 'Tyrannosaurus SEXT', the latter being where a young woman named Alice is texting someone for a social meetup, only to find out that she's texting a full grown T-Rex!! Sounds pretty WTF, but my curiosity has been piqued!! I hope that I come away with my sanity still intact!! Are you going to read & review any more or Lola Faust's Dino-Erotica books?? I HOPE you do!! (There's like 8 of em' and they're all pretty short reads!!)
Omg Pepper grabbing the mic like “screw you mom I’m the TH-camr now!” 😼😂 Also I loved this Hannah. You’re like my new My Dad Wrote A Porno Podcast now in addition to being best musical theater reaction channel on TH-cam. Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈 P.S. do we need to add a new color for the Dinos now?😂
Hannah you have to read One Last Stop!! It's the best romance book I've ever read and it's sapphic, and spicy and sweet. It's got a time travel related conflict, a hot punk butch lesbian, found family trope, and a cute subplot about saving a diner. It's just perfect
NGL this was probably the funniest video I've ever watched. The combo of your recapping, the outrageous plot lines, your expressions, and your cats in small turtlenecks made it so entertaining. 15/10 please read all dinos
OH. MY. GOD. I actually paused and read every trigger warning...and showed my cousin while absolutely DYING laughing. This has made my good day amazing! I love it so much, i wish i could have videos every day😂😂😂
This book is WILD. Thank you for doing the due diligence and reading this so we don’t have to, but now I kind of want to see what it’s like for myself anyway lol
My personal fave TWs: Camping Unorthodox use of personal lubricants Pickup trucks Canada Barns South Dakota Walmart Immigration paperwork Portable toilets Venture capital Vegetables
There is no way to have synopsized this novel without being drunk. I have to admit, I'm surprised at how much I'm enjoying your reviews! My grandmother had a massive ramance novel collection, but the only ones I've ever read for myself was from Nora Roberts (Three Sisters Island Series). They were suggested by an ex girlfriend YEARS ago, and I really enjoyed the story. Your reviews really are starting to make me more interested in reading again... regardless of genre. I love your passion for the art of the story and story telling. It's more like whipped cream and cherries on the top because they have the 'smut' aspect. So entertaining! Waiting anxiously for more!!! Thank you!!!
Yes plz read all of Them. I actually enjoyed this. And to make it Go by easier. I pictured the Dino as like a Dino human bread. Like 8ft tall while and blue man with the allosaurus legs with blue and green details and regular human arms but still the same details as described in the book the size of the legs and all that. That really helped.
Hannah! Even this, I haven't seen, you're breaking new ground. I love your reactions QwQ Also, as an ace person, I love giggling inside everytime you say "allosaurus", because that's what I call everyone that is allo (aka no ace).
At like 3:15 your cat walked off screen, and I immediately looked to my closed door to check if I had to open the door for my cat to get out until I realized, she wasn't in this room.
“Fun” Fact: Big Al is the name of an actual Allosaurus specimen that’s currently displayed at the Museum of the Rockies. He’s one of the most complete and well preserved Allosaurus fossils ever found, and his skeletons shows dozens of healed injuries that hint at the difficult and traumatic life he lived before he eventually died as a sub adult from a necrotic toe infection. All that is to say this book is exponentially funnier if you imagine it’s THE Big Al
I love you Hannah, and love the way you describe these books, honestly its the best time!!! But, this is the grossest thing i have ever heard and I can't believe this is a real thing, let alone a whole genre.
As a budding writer, your drunk romance novel book club inspired me to write my own. Dinosaurs will not be the love interest, but damn if this didn’t have some beautiful imagery. I can learn from Lola Faust.
Big Al has ruined me for all other dinosaurs. Not sure anyone will be able to match these standards! Also, I am never eating corn or tortillas or mochi ever again.
I thought human-dinosaur erotica sounded absolutely ridiculous…until half way through, I remembered that I love Becky Chamber’s sci-fi novels. 😅 Not as graphic, but definitely similar vibe at some points.
This is actually a top contender for my book club text year, but it’s a little longer than we usually read. I did read Tyrannosaurs Sext, but DINO PIMP by Pornelope was so interesting! I’m the co-host of Bigfoot Book Club where we ONLY read cryptid erotica. Remaining reads this year: Bigfoot, Headless Horseman, Krampus, Yeti. You should check out either Jack or Full Sack by Layla Fae this fall. They are…EPIC!
Haven't finished the video but have to recommend the dinosaur rom-com Tammy and the T-Rex made in the '80s and probably somewhere on TH-cam. I felt like a lot of the trigger warnings were relevant for both!
I came straight from ur main channel and this is what I saw but like I’m not mad 😅 and yes plzzzzz go through all the books! Ps HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!!
You should read the Dark Carpathian series, there’s some that are awful, and then others that are actually pretty good. And, there are so many that if you couldn’t find any to read, you could just do another one from the series, since they each follow different characters
Yay daddy Hannah videos are back ! Have missed them ! Hope your doing good Hannah ! Happy pride month Hannah ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🤍🤎🩷🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️! Happy pride Everyone! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🤍 🤎🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
I would love if you read more of these books. I am the most vanilla erotica reader (cause i just can't handle more intense stuff) but i am morbidly curious about these books
A great review of this silly good book 😂. I would never read it myself but I love hearing you tell me about it. Also, I have a little list of books that maybe one day you could review if you wanted to but I’m only going to recommend a few from it right now. I think it would be fun for you to review A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone, Sizzle Reel by Carlyn Greenwood, or The Seat Filler by Sariah Wilson.
I don't know if the mochi reference was the food or a pornstar name and I'm to scared to Google it.... Welp Google tells me mochi is a pornstar who gets pounded into alot 😂
I took issue with "menstruation" being a trigger warning word, given folks who go through it make up a significant percentage of the human population. Then "Canada" being a trigger warning word made me laugh harder than it should have. My country is the butt of jokes, humour.
ngl this story must have been SO fun to write
Lola Faust was for sure cracking up while writing the corncob line
100th like :)
Omg!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I have this book. My husband's logic was "Wife likes wacky movies. Wife likes dinosaurs. Let's send her a wacky dinosaur porn book!! 🥳" Was the weirdest surprise I've ever received. Joy. Terror. Confusion. Laughter. 1 star, but also 10/10
Oh he’s a keeper!
I love that I’m more horrified by him cheating than him literally eating her arm💀
"Dinofobic family" what a term
LMAO fr
2:55 why did I not explain this? 😭 drunk Hannah whyyyyy
i'm DYING to know how the dinosaurs came to be hannah.
Every time you said “honky tonk hair” 🤣😂🤣
The actually good writing threw me off, too. 😂 I wish we could find the author's real name so we could read their "serious" work. Cause the Dino romance seems like a 'passion project'
For real!! I want more from her
"She has to, like, touch his device..." ...do they actually wear telepathic devices or is that just a euphemism? Lol
LMAO not a bad euphemism but the dinosaurs literally have telepathic devices 😂
Oh god, i didn’t event hunk of the possibility of them having actual devices, my brain just jumped straight to their ‘devices’, which tbh is a little horrifying
I have to drive past a cornfield on my way to work EVERYDAY! I am going to be walking into work giggling about Uncircumcised Corn and folks are going to think I'm insane!
Thank You, Hannah!
Not sure if its the book, the alcohol, or you but the chaos of this book review is amazing. 😂😂 I love these reviews
First off I was enjoyed this entire video SO MUCH!! But when Big Al was first introduced I laughed my ass off because that’s actually my nickname to my friends😭😂
I just bought a copy of 'Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer' and 'Tyrannosaurus SEXT', the latter being where a young woman named Alice is texting someone for a social meetup, only to find out that she's texting a full grown T-Rex!! Sounds pretty WTF, but my curiosity has been piqued!! I hope that I come away with my sanity still intact!!
Are you going to read & review any more or Lola Faust's Dino-Erotica books?? I HOPE you do!! (There's like 8 of em' and they're all pretty short reads!!)
Omg Pepper grabbing the mic like “screw you mom I’m the TH-camr now!” 😼😂
Also I loved this Hannah. You’re like my new My Dad Wrote A Porno Podcast now in addition to being best musical theater reaction channel on TH-cam.
Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈
P.S. do we need to add a new color for the Dinos now?😂
Hannah you have to read One Last Stop!! It's the best romance book I've ever read and it's sapphic, and spicy and sweet. It's got a time travel related conflict, a hot punk butch lesbian, found family trope, and a cute subplot about saving a diner. It's just perfect
I love One Last Stop! ❤
NGL this was probably the funniest video I've ever watched. The combo of your recapping, the outrageous plot lines, your expressions, and your cats in small turtlenecks made it so entertaining. 15/10 please read all dinos
OH. MY. GOD. I actually paused and read every trigger warning...and showed my cousin while absolutely DYING laughing. This has made my good day amazing! I love it so much, i wish i could have videos every day😂😂😂
This book is WILD. Thank you for doing the due diligence and reading this so we don’t have to, but now I kind of want to see what it’s like for myself anyway lol
This was too funny 😂 I’m weirdly not surprised that this genre exists as a library worker.
My personal fave TWs:
Camping
Unorthodox use of personal lubricants
Pickup trucks
Canada
Barns
South Dakota
Walmart
Immigration paperwork
Portable toilets
Venture capital
Vegetables
There is no way to have synopsized this novel without being drunk. I have to admit, I'm surprised at how much I'm enjoying your reviews! My grandmother had a massive ramance novel collection, but the only ones I've ever read for myself was from Nora Roberts (Three Sisters Island Series). They were suggested by an ex girlfriend YEARS ago, and I really enjoyed the story. Your reviews really are starting to make me more interested in reading again... regardless of genre. I love your passion for the art of the story and story telling. It's more like whipped cream and cherries on the top because they have the 'smut' aspect. So entertaining! Waiting anxiously for more!!! Thank you!!!
I loooovvvveee the uncircumcised corn cob rating system 😂
Yes plz read all of
Them. I actually enjoyed this. And to make it
Go by easier. I pictured the Dino as like a Dino human bread. Like 8ft tall while and blue man with the allosaurus legs with blue and green details and regular human arms but still the same details as described in the book the size of the legs and all that. That really helped.
... I was not prepared for any of that
Hannah! Even this, I haven't seen, you're breaking new ground. I love your reactions QwQ Also, as an ace person, I love giggling inside everytime you say "allosaurus", because that's what I call everyone that is allo (aka no ace).
At like 3:15 your cat walked off screen, and I immediately looked to my closed door to check if I had to open the door for my cat to get out until I realized, she wasn't in this room.
Pepper just wants to be star! She wants to make sure we could all hear her purring, since you mentioned it.
“Fun” Fact: Big Al is the name of an actual Allosaurus specimen that’s currently displayed at the Museum of the Rockies. He’s one of the most complete and well preserved Allosaurus fossils ever found, and his skeletons shows dozens of healed injuries that hint at the difficult and traumatic life he lived before he eventually died as a sub adult from a necrotic toe infection.
All that is to say this book is exponentially funnier if you imagine it’s THE Big Al
I love you Hannah, and love the way you describe these books, honestly its the best time!!! But, this is the grossest thing i have ever heard and I can't believe this is a real thing, let alone a whole genre.
This👏is👏the👏content👏i👏came👏for👏
No but seriously, thank you for blessing us with this book. Truly a wild and hilarious vid lmao
As a budding writer, your drunk romance novel book club inspired me to write my own. Dinosaurs will not be the love interest, but damn if this didn’t have some beautiful imagery. I can learn from Lola Faust.
I just rewatched this for the second time because it is absolutely hilarious 😂! Girl please do more of these dinosaur books, I can't 😂
Big Al has ruined me for all other dinosaurs. Not sure anyone will be able to match these standards!
Also, I am never eating corn or tortillas or mochi ever again.
Daddy Hannah never misses
HANNAHHH I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!! I've missed the Daddy Hannah videos. I love you so much, happy pride month, and I hope you're doing great!!
i neeeed commentary on all the other books hahahah
This made me SO uncomfortable but I love it. No I love your delivery of it XD
I am living for your book reviews - hilarious xD
You have GOT to read Red, White, and Royal Blue. It is SOOO good and I am obsessed.
I thought human-dinosaur erotica sounded absolutely ridiculous…until half way through, I remembered that I love Becky Chamber’s sci-fi novels. 😅 Not as graphic, but definitely similar vibe at some points.
Speaking of ritual 11:08, it would be amazing if you read the ritual by Shantel Tessier!! ❤️
cause i’d b SO HAPPY if you had a podcast and it was just like this channel. this channel is absolutely lovely
This is the best video you have ever made! I will never look at tortillas or corn the same! 😂😂😂
I mean, I though there's nothing original anymore but I guess I was wrong 😂 dinosaur erotica... the writer must be so fun to chill with 😂❤
This is actually a top contender for my book club text year, but it’s a little longer than we usually read. I did read Tyrannosaurs Sext, but DINO PIMP by Pornelope was so interesting! I’m the co-host of Bigfoot Book Club where we ONLY read cryptid erotica. Remaining reads this year: Bigfoot, Headless Horseman, Krampus, Yeti. You should check out either Jack or Full Sack by Layla Fae this fall. They are…EPIC!
I can't bring myself to read this, but the review amused me lol.
i don’t have words.
Just saw your channel for the first time, read the title and subscribed
I know I'm late to the party l, but you have to do more on this series. I very much enjoyed your review ❤
YESSS she posted!!!!
This was quite the wild ride, I need this made into a series lmaooo
Haven't finished the video but have to recommend the dinosaur rom-com Tammy and the T-Rex made in the '80s and probably somewhere on TH-cam. I felt like a lot of the trigger warnings were relevant for both!
Yes! Please read the rest for us 😊
you NEED to read fourth wing, Im currently waiting for the next book coming out in November as the first one RUINED me
the irony of the lego jurassic park ad mid-cheating scandal
pls read the other ones too this so fucking funny i need more lol
I came straight from ur main channel and this is what I saw but like I’m not mad 😅 and yes plzzzzz go through all the books!
Ps HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!!
Please dear god read the rest of them!!!
Also you're awesome!
My biggest mistake was thinking this would be an ok video to watch while eating dinner (right at the menstruation tw 🙃)
Hannah’s never going to be eating corn on the cob ever again.
Hannah i would love nothing more than for you to drunkenly describe the further installments of this dinosaur erotica series
Why is it a borderline dinosaur retelling of twilight?
hannah this was so enjoyable, i love you so much
oh dear lord, this was a rollercoaster 🎢
I love how you just uploaded a TH-cam short where you make a joke about Bell reading monster romances and now you're uploading a video reviewing one
😂
Hey, riverdale has a new musical episode that i think you would like it is all original songs it's season 7 episode 14
Lol omg... I haven't wanted to the whole thing and I'm airway shaking
I would love to see you review “Delilah Green Doesn’t Care” ! It’s a queer romance novel I’m really enjoying currently
this is the type of stuff i subscribed for🤣
You should read the Dark Carpathian series, there’s some that are awful, and then others that are actually pretty good. And, there are so many that if you couldn’t find any to read, you could just do another one from the series, since they each follow different characters
Yay daddy Hannah videos are back ! Have missed them ! Hope your doing good Hannah ! Happy pride month Hannah ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🤍🤎🩷🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️! Happy pride Everyone! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🤍 🤎🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
omfg I laughed so hard. Is it bad that I kinda want to read this in full?
This is honestly brilliant tysm for sharing this with us 😂😂😂
I would love if you read more of these books. I am the most vanilla erotica reader (cause i just can't handle more intense stuff) but i am morbidly curious about these books
A great review of this silly good book 😂. I would never read it myself but I love hearing you tell me about it. Also, I have a little list of books that maybe one day you could review if you wanted to but I’m only going to recommend a few from it right now. I think it would be fun for you to review A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone, Sizzle Reel by Carlyn Greenwood, or The Seat Filler by Sariah Wilson.
I would love to watch you reading "Red, White and Royal Blue" while drunk.
YOU GIVE ME DINOSAUR ROMANCE BUTT NO “ALL THE YOUNG DUDES” !?!?
Yesss I'm so excited to watch this!
I need you to know that I have watched this 3 times now. This last time I made my boyfriend watch it with me and even he was entertained😂
Oh my god yes, suddenly I am taken back to when Emma Blackery was reading Dino erotica in videos on here. Taken by the T-Rex and so forth
Just letting you know as I'm watching is there is a guy named Stannis in Game of Thrones.
Omg I knew I thought of game of thrones for a reason
You know what the say. No one can get a girl sour like a dinosour.
This review was so fun lolol. 😂
I didnt know saouth dakota was a trigger lol
you NEED to read "if he had been with me" by laura nowlin!!!! 5 STARS
But why is the least upsetting part of this book the dino beastiality🤭?
ily hannah
I feel like this is something you need to drink to get though it.
I don't know if the mochi reference was the food or a pornstar name and I'm to scared to Google it.... Welp Google tells me mochi is a pornstar who gets pounded into alot 😂
Everyone watching and reading the dinosaur erotica be like 😵💫😳😵💫🥴😵
When is the next book review coming out ? I miss these videos
I think that you should totally read the other books
Pepper’s like I will kill your mike Mum 🐈⬛
Still waiting for your thoughts on “Absolutely Stuffed” by Natalie Deschain.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just looked it up 🙃 oh my lord
😂😂😂 this made me laugh so much
Their's a full fucking genre on amazon. Even male male Dinosour relationship.
LMAO what the fuck, this is so specific XD
Savory Tortilla!!!
I love you. I hope you’re doing amazing
I took issue with "menstruation" being a trigger warning word, given folks who go through it make up a significant percentage of the human population.
Then "Canada" being a trigger warning word made me laugh harder than it should have. My country is the butt of jokes, humour.
looks like Lola lives in my city and went to the university i did... that explains everything... lol :P