This Is Gonna Get Messy - The Bachelor Breakdown Clayton's Season Night 1 RECAP
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2024
- The Bachelor is back! This time with our new Bachelor Clayton Echard and his search for love starts with Night 1 with new host Jesse Palmer back at the Bachelor Mansion! So how did things go for Clayton and the new cast of ladies? Who went home on The Bachelor? Is there a new villain and new frontrunner? Who is Salley the bachelor contestant who was supposed to get married the day she arrived? Plus my final 4 and final rose picks for the season. Check it out in this latest recap for The Bachelor Season 26 Episode 1!
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There's something fishy about that Salley business. Did she plan her wedding so far in advance and it just happened to fall on the day she was set to be on The Bachelor? Isn't it a long casting process even if fast tracked? How did she get a cell phone? Hmmm...
Very fishy indeed!
And why did he already have a rose just waiting in his room?
@@MsSaby97 but he got up to leave to get it?
Mr. Fantake you are hilarious! 🤣I love these recaps so spot on and funny, funny, funny.How do you find these clips that relate perfectly to the scene? Super clever!
I predict Salley will return.
I’m glad bachelor fan take exists that way I don’t have to watch this hot mess of a season and still get a recap. 😂
This!
right?!
I just watch the fantakes too! Haha
Me.too. I won't watch this season but the recaps yes 😅
That’s how I “watch” every season lol
i love how Salley's job description was "previously engaged" 😂 wtf
& she talked like her ex-fiancé died or something
🤣🤣🤣
@@rubiirae Right, lol
"previously stood up at the alter".
@@rubiirae omg thank you!! i thought she was about to say he passed away suddenly before the wedding😪
I had such a hard time telling Clayton apart from the new host guy every time only one of them was onscreen.
"Wait what? Why is one of the women talking to the host during one of Clayton's confessi... oh wait a second"
It would be funny if the girls got confused as well 😄
Reminds me of BF’s analysis of the first season where Chris Harrison and the lead looked like brothers
@@reneecoons5057 they seem like they already did! there had to have been at least a couple girls who were like me: Oh is that Clayton coming back in with the rose? Dooohh it's the new host!
🤣🤣🤣 this comment 💯
Salley “this is hard I’m not over my break up” Clayton “you seem emotionally unavailable, will you plz accept this 🌹? 🥴” Already worse than Peter lmao you go Salley!
talk about starting off with dysfunction
No cuz I’m actually shocked 💀💀💀
Claire: “Yes I talked to Clayton and I hated it” 😂
iconic 😂
@@bratzsnoopy I know you were only joking but people really need to stop throwing the iconic word around for just anything
@@jenn6294 yo chill
@@esliz6499 i got zero chill in me
@@jenn6294 iconic
Why did Clayton try to give salley a rose when she was trying to leave 💀 he honestly was setting himself up for rejection
wreaks of desperation
riiiight i’m like 😭 let her go lmao
Like, did he know her prior to filming or something? Cuz I can't imagine giving away a rose to a contestant I literally just met, without even meeting the others. If he'd hugged her and sent her off with a few words of comfort it could have been fine.
@@8teezy
No, it was soooo obvious producers told him she was coming and told him to do it for ratings. Come on, guys. I know we’re smarter than this
Because the producers asked him to. He may be the star, but he's still an employee.
Having a 33 year old being referred to as a cougar sent 30 year old me into an existential crisis.
I'm in my mid 40s...I couldn't believe 33 is considered a cougar 😲
@@jenniferhansen3622 it shouldn’t be unless they’re dating a teenager 🤢
@@DottieMinerva True!!
And me -- curious enough to know what's going on in The Bachelor, but smart enough to only watch Bachelor Fantake!
you and me both
Me too!!!!!
I didn’t even realize that hot tub girl disappeared and confirmed today on Instagram that she left the show before the rose ceremony
I had looked at still photos of gals on Bach site, and I realized that I hadn't seen that gal. Maybe she forgot to bring clothes, and producers said she couldn't appear in a bikini, so she left.
Do you think something bad came out about her and ABC was trying to do damage control?
@@jenn6294 ????? Like i said maybe she forgot to bring clothes to change into.
She has since deleted her Instagram caption but I found an article that talks about it:
“Clayton and I privately talked night one,” Samantha wrote. “He was attentive, charming, and kind. However, a romantic connection is important in a relationship. And I’ve made it a point in my life to not force anything I’m not feeling. As much as I wanted to stay, it would not have been fair to try to take his heart, as well as take the opportunity away from a woman who was all in.”
I was curious why she left so I thought I'd share here!
@@aspenrebel that is nonsensical. They pack for their entire stay, the crew could surely get ahold of a dress for her if she had wanted to stay. That doesn’t even make sense to be a possible reason she left. 🤦🏻♀️
You cannot convince me that Chris Harrison didn't steal Jesse Palmers skin suit to get back in the franchise! That man last night was without a doubt the dark lord CH himself
It legit felt like he was doing a CH impression lmao
Nah CH never stumbled over a word but yea he is doing a fairly good impression
@@lightlightlight88 Haha very true! But he also had like 73 years of practice to hone his skills
Best comment ever. Hilarious 😂
@Jesus lol! There is a podcast called "Game of Roses" and they nicknamed him Dark Lord Harrison
The girl did not ruin another girls entrance. They’re all planned by production. What were the odds the she’d be in an exact replica RIGHT after the girl with a tiny truck? How would she know that? Please. We’re on the 26th season? How are these girls still falling for the villain set up and ready to just shut out the other girls? Fuuuuck.
Literally, it was either Katie or Michelle’s season where they had one guy come out in a toddler fire truck then another guy right after on a real fire truck. This has been done so many times.
also it's can't be ruined because the mini truck entrance ended she was already inside. I don't get how the girls were like "she ruined the entrance" 🤦♀️
Literally?? How are people soo naive. It’s reality TV. Basically everything is set up in my eyes
@@misskayleebugs That was Michelle’s season
@@rosanthi250 girl so true!!
the way salleys occupation is “previously engaged” LMAO
That had me rolling
😂😂😂😭
Imagine a stranger knocking on your door to break up with you 🤣🤣🤣 the production be messy af
LOL! RIGHT?!
The fact that three girls, Sally, Claire and hot tub girl (confirmed on her Instagram) all self eliminated on the first day does not bode well. 😬😬 As Hannah b would say, bless this mess
did the hot tub girl ever say why she did?
only for attention
@@BlazeFireball Indicated that she didn’t think they had a romantic connection so she left
I get it if I showed up and it was Clayton I probably would leave too
Those who self eliminate themselves are women who are insecure because they feel from their gut that they have no chance with Clayton. They are not good looking women and have no personality too. I would not bother their disappearance as well.😂
Fantake is doing the most by watching the season for us !!!
I really don’t wanna watch this season. But I am LIVING for your recaps!
Why the fuck did she apply if she wasn’t ready? I’m so confused. When did she cancel this wedding, if she applied for Greg? When did she apply?! What an odd odd choice.
It’s def fake
Salley was suspect, who goes on the Bachelor 2 months after breaking off your wedding? I'm already annoyed with this season.
Claire honestly said what we were all thinking. Lol jk, there’s nothing wrong with him and he seems nice, but he just seems so… vanilla. Like where are the sprinkles? Where’s the spice? I guess we’ll see though. This season seems REAL messy
It definitely does remind me of Peter Weber’s season for sure
@@bkopgamer lol but at least Peter had a little drama with the windmill thing
Yes exactly producers getting their messy drama filled seasons since Matt James and Peter's.
Ben Higgins never got this much crap for being even more vanilla 😂
don't watch. this isnt BET
Claire *clearly* felt embarrassed and rejected when Clayton decided to go with the woman who interrupted them, and decided then to be the one to reject him. With the confirmation from the hot tub girl that she also left because she wasn’t feeling “the vibe,” it was clear that it was a defense mechanism. If she felt that strongly, she could have left on her own accord. The internet seems to love Claire, and to each their own, but I didn’t think she was being an “honest queen.” I would give that title to Hot Tub Girl. I found Claire to be a little bit insecure and a little drunk - neither a crime, neither a great look. 🤷♀️
And that 'Claire" has a body of a man LOL... too big body frame. She could make a good fit to be a wrestler🤪
Spot on... she was embarrassed and lashing out.
@@thefirstXYZ ew.
I just can’t get over the bachelor producers blatant disregard of who people want to see as the lead with this season. All the news outlets praising him, the parade(???), making the other contestants rave about him on the tell all, when THEY could’ve given him more screentime and a better edit overall, and maybe not announced him literally before Michelle’s season started. Anyway, probably won’t watch because bachelor seasons give me headaches, but I’ll be here to catch the recaps to know the girls for paradise as always.
I generally don't care much about the lead, but yeah it's beyond me why they didn't try to give him a better edit besides that one episode.
Pretty crazy how they're trying to paint this guy as an 'underdog' lol
It’s probably bc of the low ratings.
They were trying to go back
To their old tried and true wonderbread equation to attract back those that left with Chris Harrison (aka the Karens). In my bachelor fb groups all the Fox News Karen’s have been raving about Clayton yet we don’t know anything about him to like him
It is so crazy that the season has bearly started and you are already mostly correct with the final predictions
The funniest part was when the girl greeted him with a pillow, which had Clayton's face on it, and said "I want to sit on your face." WOW! That was bold and funny at the same time. I'm just not getting anything from Clayton, yet. This season looks like a dud, already.
I was literally patiently waiting for you to post lol
Same girl 😂
Same
Your editing keeps getting better and better! Loved the intro segment.
I also thought Susie would be the next bachelorette! She reminds me of Hannah brown but at least she’s a couple years older (loved Hannah as bachelorette but in hindsight she was way too young)!
Like Hannah Brown, she's also a beauty queen (Miss Virginia USA 2020).
Susie gives me major Hannah Brown vibes so her being the next bachelorette would make sense
yes I was thinking the same thing! she seems so sweet, excited to see more of her.
I love her hair color so much! She's a beauty!
She reminded me of Debby Ryan personally lmao
@@erikaroth6049 she totally looks like her
Yasss she does lol
since i started wtaching the show 5 years ago , this is the first season im not watching coz im not able to muster curiosity even with the drama but your videos are as engaging as ever!
Rookie!!
@@aspenrebel 🤣😂
Claire loudly proclaiming that she hates him had me dying of laughter. Literally a top 10 bachelor moment🤣
Really like teddi, but knowing the bachelor track record chances are he didn't choose her looking forward to see her on paradise.
Love Teddi's energy! What a cutie! She's def not one of the final 3 girls though, if the trailers are to be believed. #4 spot looks about right! She'll be a hit in paradise lol
Agree. Was thinking the drama could be crazy if she was one of the two he slept with though….
Teddi leading with her virginity made me uncomfy like sis, I'm sure you have other personality traits 😅
Easy way to get loads of screentime.
Salley is like 🚩🚩🚩🚩 he shouldn't have even entertained the rose. Lol but yah she's BIP material
Him handing her that rose let me know we’re in for an absolute mess this whole season.
That was a entertaining episode not much hope for the romance but the silly factor is amazing
I'm obsessed with the phrase "silly factor" you're so genius for that
I'm here for the silly factor 😁
Not watching this season but I'm definitely watching your recaps!
reason 1 as to why susie could be bachelorette:
she’s a hannah brown lookalike
I thought she looked like her too.
I don’t see it. I think I’m the only one though.
@@blueshoes915 even if they don’t look exactly like each other they are similar in energy and in the ways that they’re pretty? idk if that makes sense
My husband and I just watch this now for the chuckles. Claire was hilarious and very drunk. And the intros out of the limos were the cringey-est I have ever seen. It was fantastic.
Yes, you must savor those cringe worthy moments.
I’m glad I’m not the only one!! I was getting second hand embarrassment from their intros😭
This season is about to be a mess with a capital M. The girl that left made a good choice.
The hot tub girl self eliminated as well. She said there was no romantic connection and didn't feel it would be fair to stay and steal a spot from someone who might actually have a connection
The global panini will be over before I remember how to differentiate m all those 50 shades of blonde let alone their names😅
Teddi is actually from my hometown, haha it was so weird to see bits of my hometown in her intro. Anyway my sister and her friends all know her and say she's super sweet! So rooting for her for sure!
Not watching the season but here to see the season through bachelor fantake
Same here. I wished that Olu or Rodney were one of the bachelors.
Thank you Fantake for watching this season so I don’t have to. Love ya man
Okay but 63 year old Holly was STUNNING. I loved her dress and seeing a gorgeous woman over 55 on tv has got me soooo annoyed that they still haven’t given us the senior bachelor show. I mean c’mon, I’ve even got the perfect tagline for it: “Ride off into the sunset years”
Wow this is crazy. Just rewatched this for absolutely no reason and it's amazing how you nailed who was going to be the top picks!!! Although nobody could have foreseen how it would end haha. Currently on Gabby and Rachel's season that I didn't get ti watch real time cause I was working on board a cruise ship (THAT WAS ACTUALLY DOCKED NEXT TO THE VALIANT LADY IN BELGIUM!!!!)(LIKE I WAS LITERALLY STEPS AWAY FROM GABBY AND RACHEL WHAT) and wifi is shit so couldn't watch anything and now after every episode I watch your videos. Honestly your videos are the best and love when you do the donation bits as well. Production should cast you as the host for BIP now that Wells is married haha love from Argentina
Salley is a hustler. Lol I was cracking up from all of that commentary
Thank you BF, you're doing the Lord's work watching this mess of a season for us so we don't have to!
I’m watching this for the first time and it’s crazy how your predictions are spot on
Based on the episode, I'd say Susie, Rachel, and Teddi are solid picks. Based on the preview, I'd say gotta keep an eye out for Serener.
Susie is the love child of debby ryan and hannah brown LOL
this is on point 👌🏼
The ending of the episode when one of the women say they are their up lift each other and to making friends, then it cuts to all the drama with the women. It's funny cause a lot of them know what's up with everything.
Watch some of the foreign Bach Shows, how the women are with eachother. As I recall, on "Bachelor Japan", 2 gals left show with eachother, hand in hand. If you get what i mean.
Three dropouts in the fist episode, should be a record.
just there for followers, he found love
@@MsDesiree39 why would they leave the first night if they were in it for followers?? That literally doesn’t make sense lmao. They would stay as long as they could to become a fan favorite.
I love your intro 🤣 who is Clayton really.
Optimism of Ted Lasso, yes! We'll need it, seems to me this season is already super dramatic and overproduced.
This is really gonna be Pilot Peter's season 2.0, won't it?
Mixed with Colton’s yes
Every single bachelor fantake upload is *chef's kiss*
So very very fun fact Lizzy Pace aka Pace Case from the game of roses podcast actually co-wrote that episode of The Good Place. That’s why it references the bachelor!!
Praise be our beloved game.
Omg that’s the first thing I thought when I saw that, I wonder if pace case wrote that
I’m honestly not watching this season just going to watch your videos… the show just seems so chaotic already for a night 1
Who remembers on Jesse’s season when he forgot a woman’s name and called a different one by mistake
That's the only thing anyone remembers about is season.
I was actually wondering last night how the lead manages to remember every name for the rose ceremony. Then I was like "then again Jesse didn't".
@@speedude0164 In the earliest seasons, there was a wall with the portraits of all contestants where the lead could look at before the ceremony. Former Bachelorette Jillian Harris has claimed that she only memorized about five guys' names on Night One and picked the rest out of those Production told her to.
@@paulojrneto Makes sense I guess. I'd still probably forget.
You're dating yourself.
Oh we were so naive and innocent. Little did we know how messy this season was gonna be LOL. 😂
Okay, your videos are normally funny but you really outdid yourself on this one 🤣
Stupid phrases they use every season that no one says in real life as much as they do in this show from least to most angering:
1. “Falling in love”, but in a way that’s completely different from being in love???
2. “Blindsided” like how… the person has been dating other ppl the whole time you’ve known them
3. “Here for the wrong reasons” quit acting like everyone isn’t there for Instagram followers
4. “My person” is this something that people say??? I’ve never heard this phrase thrown around so much anywhere else
5. “Smitten Kitten” THIS IS SO CRINGEY AND DISGUSTING PLS STOP SAYING IT 🤮
I'll give you falling in love at #1, but Right/Wrong Reasons will forever reawaken my trauma from Katie's season.
@@speedude0164 lol
Omg thank you! I hate the phrase “my person” 🙄
Was Serena from Matts season/ BIP the one that started using number 4? I keep hearing her say it to Matt over and over again..😔😫😫😫
I think "my person" was popularized on Grey's Anatomy despite it being originally a platonic thing lmao my mom watched it a lot when I was younger
It really is your recaps for me
I love your commentary 😂….you make it all so interesting
LMFAO this was absolutely HILARIOUS. I haven’t watched a single season of the bachelor since Juan pablos season, and my cousin got me back into the show this season. I forgot how entertaining this show was, and I was dying laughing the entire time. This was even funnier, ur commentary is absolute gold. Definitely gonna binge other vids
I feel production did everyone dirty with Salley and Claire stunts.
I know! They chose Clayton to be the Bachelor, why are they now trying to humiliate him? The Claire stuff actually made me uncomfortable, they didn't need to air all of that, it wasn't nice to watch.
Eureka actually exists? Where's the force field and invisible town! 😂
I’m in Africa, I still dunno where to watch this show, still looking for where exactly I can watch from….
My entire bachelor nation life depends on you Bachelor Fantake
I stay up from 3am following ur tweets until 6am after ur livestreams on utube
Hi ...do you by any chance have Dstv? They broadcast the bachelor on one of the Mnet channels.
I had dstv when I was in Uganda 🇺🇬
I haven’t had dstv since I moved to Egypt in 2017
My gut also tells the final three would be Susie, Rachel and Teddi. Knowing that Susie spent a few years in my country (Japan) make me root for her, but the next bachelorette would be nice, too!
My favorite part of boycotting this season is that I still get to enjoy all of the tea through your channel 😎
Why are you boycotting? Seriously just wondering. So far Clayton seems like a nice enough guy.
@@jenniferhansen3622 I just really can't reconcile all of the racism of the show in the past few years, and them picking Clayton is the final straw for me. I cannot think of any non-racist justification for them picking a white guy from the top 8 over the top 4 men of color, so I'm not giving them my views 🤷🏽
@@elenacarmeng I understand your viewpoint. Maybe one of Michelle's top guys will be the bachelor next time. I figured maybe they needed time to get over their break up with her.
@@jenniferhansen3622 I mean maybe, but those few months are the usual turn around. Plus, I think the reason they picked Clayton before the season even aired is because they thought they'd get a ton of backlash in the end if they picked a white guy over a POC final four. I think it was the plan all along
This is a great recap. Subscribe. I didn’t realize the season started and just couldn’t bring myself to watch about 2 hours of intros.
Bachelor, bachelorette, BIP, winter games. All these are my guilty pleasure. I'll always watch! Love your recaps!
I still miss Bachelor Pad. Did you enjoy that show?
I wonder if teddis gonna feel a certain way after she finds out that Clayton’s first rose was not offered to her
Lol interesting thought. I think she'll be fine. I see big things between teddi and Clayton. She will be around for along time.
I wouldn't sweat it if I were her. That rose was more of a "I think you're cool so I wanna reassure you that I'm willing to give this a chance if you stay". Then he met all the others and chose Teddi out of the bunch.
IM SCREAMING AT THE INTRO. NEXT LEVEL GENIUS 😂
That Dont Look Up opening was perfect 👌 😂
I can’t be the only person who thought he looks like number 1 from the umbrella academy haha I didn’t watch the season so now I’m going back and binging this playlist
I think Sarah makes it far - there are some shots that I’m wondering if they were mistaken for gabbi, but they’re actually Sarah. Plus, there’s footage of her in the newest preview, crying at a rose ceremony and it looks like it could be the final 3 rose ceremony in that Iceland venue.
Already hitting us with the don't look up references 🤣
Youre really the best at this. Great fantake as usual, youre pretty funny too aha
Make up = war paint. I will have this kid set for now on! 😂🎨
Thanks for making wonderfully analyzed and conveyed context, Mr. Bachelor Fantake 🤗
jesse also hosted the holiday baking championship so when i saw him on screen i was like, oh what are making today 😂
This recap is so hilarious, and Claire, OMG I was done - LOL! I watched the season opener but will be just watching BF going forward - and spend the rest of my saved time trying to get through my book reading list, and yes it is going to be hot hot mess...!
Did you see how they brought those kids back from Michelle's season to talk to Clayton before the start of the season? Bachelor producers posted it as a deleted scene on TH-cam.
Can we talk about how the curly cutie in the blue dress was super endearing with her entrance? Only to end up bashing the entrances of the other women in a true sign of bitter jealousy while watching from the sidelines?
Sorry I forgot her name it's only episode one 😭 I was really wanting to love her because she's the only girl who didn't have the stereotypical thin bachelorette body type. And her introduction to Clayton seemed so refreshingly confident but I ended up pretty disappointed with her behavior later :(
I get why she would feel vulnerable, surrounded by girls who fit such a strict standard of "beauty" (light skin and skinny with their hair down). They're all gorgeous but I was really rooting for her... For two minutes 😩
Your openers are unmatched lol loved Don't Look Up and definitely wasn't expecting that reference
the amount of work you put into that don't look up clip i'm howling
Did you see that hot tub girl apparently self eliminated after not really feeling a romantic connection with Clayton
“ I thought Gregg was going be the bachelore” 💀😂
“which one is the host and which one is the bachelor?” 🤣🤣
It's like a bunch of producers sit around in their tinfoil hats trying to thinks up "amazing, incredible and dramatic" scenarios to lay on their underestimated audience. Really?
I was curious why Samantha Jeffries left (hot tub lady) and she has since deleted her Instagram caption but I found an article that talks about it:
“Clayton and I privately talked night one,” Samantha wrote. “He was attentive, charming, and kind. However, a romantic connection is important in a relationship. And I’ve made it a point in my life to not force anything I’m not feeling. As much as I wanted to stay, it would not have been fair to try to take his heart, as well as take the opportunity away from a woman who was all in.”
I was curious why she left so I thought I'd share her story here!
Thank you. She seems sweet.
Miss Roses and Rose so I am so happy to have found your channel😄
Sorry, I can't imagine Clayton to get his woman in long-term. I predict they will have split up even hefore After the Final Rose.
This impression come from the fact that Clayton comes around as a playboy who throws himself at everybody possible in the room.
I hope, I'm wrong.
Rachel got a winner entrance intro. Gave me Cassie vibes in Colton's season
Exhausted … happy to just watch the entire season through your reviews. Happy New Year!!!
My husband has never watched this show before but he is from Eureka, mo and went to school with Clayton's brothers and he has now decided to watch the entire season with me and THEN he just sat with me to watch your video hahahaha
Ha ha ha ah!! Poor guy!!! Welcome to the craziness!!
Did you warn him first about getting addicted to it 😂
I would really like to see that senior bachelor show. I'd put my mom on that.
Yeah, when are they going to have Senior Bach and Ette shows? Gay and L shows?
It would be amazing!
Salley was iconic, she dodged that bullet.
Nice to see you back
Salley did that for the first impression rose, got it, walked out & then walked back in & gave it back to him. She just wanted a spot on bachelor in paradise.