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The older I get, the more I understand hermits.
And why old people are so often grumpy too😂
I used to only be at home to shower and sleep. Now I’m a complete hermit. The only time I’m not home is for work and getting food/groceries. Too many nuts out there. I don’t want to be around anyone.
And with the invent of the Internet….. find me a bridge🤣
I was lucky enough to be born with a misanthropic nature. I avoid most people, and it benefits my life greatly.
Right?!
If a woman is saying that romance is "white supremacy" then she's just saying that she gets grossed out by romance.
She must prefer her partners, )I won't say men as you never know with her type) treat her with indifference.
Or a narcissistic professorial woman of colour with a pointless thesis that nobody wanted or asked for, trying to make herself appear relevant & topical.
Just means''wYtes''do it better(supremacy).
The romance languages are in-fact European languages 😉
Probably because no one will waste their time trying to woo her.
@@yumjoystyle2 You're the reason I can say that the minority supremacists sometimes make sense. At this point I hope YOU get replaced.
The more I find out what constitutes "racism" the more racist I get.
Today I just learned that I'm even worse than Adolf Hitler according to their standards.
absolutely! i find that i am more racist in 2024 than i ever wise in 2014
spelled wrong on purpose of course.... thanks youtube
@@DanteTimberwolfWhew! I thought I was the only one. 🤣👍
You and me both, pal. You should see what "anti-racism" is.
Hoo boy. You'll be happy to be racist.
0:31 What she's trying to say is none of the black men she's been with are romantic, so she needed to place blame somewhere.
You nailed it, moreover, she probably deemasculates men
I believe the term is, baby momma...
yep
Raypmantic
BBC blames climate change? Well I never.
WEF mouthpiece.
They are virtue-signalling to compensate for hiding that one of their main TV presenters was a kiddyfidler for years. All of them do it to hide a dark past.
They can't differentiate between climate and weather.
@@The-Real-aPOC They literally think the weather should be stable 24/7, and that anything else is "climate change", despite the fact that the climate has changed since forever and always will.
And Sunny Hostin (The View) blames climate change for the solar eclipse. This is a sure sign of mental illness.
@@The-Real-aPOC Turbulence isn't even a proper weather event as it happens at higher altitudes.
Not to mention that airplanes are designed to withstand them, even those unpredictable and otherwise invisible Clear Air ones, so it's either a skill issue on pilot's part or a serious mechanical issue on the plane's part that caused any problems.
"Why are you late at work?"
"Uhhh... climate change?"
Climate change ate my homework.
@heathersmith1257 😂😂😂
@@heathersmith1257 gLoBaL wArMiNg popped all my tires
Now THAT'S an underrated comment! 😅😅😅
@@heathersmith1257 Thanks Heather, that made me laugh so much! In a sane world that would be the title of an Ealing comedy or a West End farce.
Judge NOT by the content of their character but the level of their “victimhood” status.
My Toilet 🚽won't flush.... I Blame Climate Change 🤪
The other day my drink tasted bad. Pretty sure it was climate change.
I'm going bald - climate change is to blame.
I got wood when it's not convenient, I blame climate change.
😂😂😂😂
I'm having a hard time paying my bills and taxes. . .I blame climate change so my debts are forgiven right ? I mean those in charge would get away with it. Why not me.
I forgot my wallet at home and the market wouldn’t give me a basket full of groceries for free. I blame climate change.
No, that’s clearly just racism…
If you were black you could also blame racism
And RACISM
You should've just taken the basket of groceries anyway. That way you could've become a chief executive at theatres.
@@werechicken1969 and slavery…
next week pretending they "died" from bird flu in 30 different countries
PCR - the # of cases generator.
Black studies? That’s a way to waste money 😂
*Our money
When I was in college I had to take a class that met the "women's studies" requirement. Most of them were BS. I think the school messed up, because they marked one of the classes as meeting the requirements that didn't seem to fit the bill, but I asked and they said it qualified. I got to take a class in Playwriting as a "women's studies" requirement, which was way better than typical feminist crap. Morons.
About as useful an Underwater Basket Weaving. Just an excuse for someone to be a racist.
Black studies used to be called Zoological studies. Jane Goodall studied them the most
@@conradmcdougall3629
They only let her in their h00d cause they wanted''datYteGurII''
Climate change made me shit, my pants.
Interesting punctuation choice
@@apmartini70
They had to double check it wasn't someone else's pants.
@@stewpot6998 🤣
Climate change makes me cold in the winter.
Climate change makes me hot in the summer.
Climate can kill my plants with frost is planted too soon.
Sounds like something the
-P- resident of the White House would say ;)
climate change made me a white supremacist
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
This is seriously a valid article title these days.
Don't even JOKE that. They'll create regulation for it...
So stealing that line!
I'd question those "friends" more closely who claim a woman got swallowed whole by a shark... 🤣
especially considering that i don't see a 4 meters shark swallowing any adult human whole, those metric don't match lol. Do people seriously think that a shark's stomach takes up half of his body size? 🤣🤣🤣
Sharks are not like snakes; bitesize pieces are the name of the game. It's *possible* with whales but you'd have better odds of winning a lottery you never bought tickets for...
Nah apparently sharks can swallow large objects; but usually they will take a bite of something because they are stupid and have incredibly poor vision.
They eat fishing nets, surfboards, discarded clothing, and will even take a bite out of a boat
She was attacked because of Global Warming.
@@Azmania3000 Huh. Well I guess you can't believe everything you see on television. They, like you, said taste testing bites to start with but if it actually ate something then it would rip chunks off to swallow.
Megan Markle is upset. In other news, water is wet.
Unlike yo momma
The reason water is wet is because of climate change.
Wet water used to be dry water. Is it really hard to understand?
@@philhenry8227 I remember the good old days when water was steam and when earth was a big molten ball of hot stuff.
No racists back then
omg. smack me if i ever give a dam what megan markle feels. ugh
@@deemo5245 are you sure ????
I used to think anyone who questioned fluoride in water was a kook. After 2021, I now question everything. And when the mainstream media puts out articles in unison "fact checking conspiracy theorists", I pretty much take that as confirmation that I am being fed BS.
If we brush twice a day with fluoridized toothpaste, do we really need fluoride in the water for the sake of those who somehow consume tap water (as opposed to soda) and just forget to brush their teeth?
Good for you for seeing the light!
Also, the dentist tells you not to swallow the fluoride when getting a treatment, so WHY is it in the water? 🤔
Try to find something to drink that doesn’t have fluoridated water.
Fun fact. Flouride is a byproduct of aluminum smelting and highly toxic. No one wants to take it as a hazardous waste. Look it up.
@@janedoe-hq9vn
same reason the nastis used it in their camps
Fl is a known brain toxin, waste product from aluminium industry.
There's warnings on toothpaste tubes to call the poison control center should you ingest any. Also, remember that "study" that came out that said you should drink at least 8 glasses of water a day? It never happened or existed. Coincidentally enough, it did get popularized right after the US began fluoridation of the water supply.
We are living in the dumbest Variant of Earth.
Judging by the comment section lol
Since theres only one.... Your statement is invalid
@@sourdoughbornsourdoughbred4712 The single term "Variant" should put you in your Place. But let me finnish this nice Person.😎🖕
@@MarkGilliam-er7rs you're on here too smart guy
It is so wonderful to have a non-existent boogieman to blame all of life's problems on. Whenever I screw up at work, I just let the boss know "climate change". For some reason I've been fired 7 times this year from different jobs. They just don't understand how bad the climate change situation is I guess?
😂😂😂
Maybe your calling is as a journalist.
You got fired because of climate change? That's bad, climate change really should stop now, that does it!!!
He's getting fired like Raoul Duke!!!
Or should I say: Duke, Raoul...???
Fact: in the early 1900’s the Black family was the strongest family unit in America.
Love isn’t White Supremacy, love is for the virtuous, and this author is lacking in both.
Sureeeeee they were…
@ percyjones8376 it is facts. Look up the divorce statistics from the early 1900’s. Divorce was incredibly rare, but the ethnicity with the lowest divorce rate was in the Black community.
I’m not Black apologist, and the state of marriage for all ethnicities has been demolished. But, hopefully the Overton Window will shift back toward God, the family, and virtue sooner rather than later.
@@inthejcurve7968 So you base this claim on the fact that hardly anybody got divorced back then...but SLIGHTLY less were black? Totally based...
This is why anybody can extrapolate any kind of bullshit, from almost anything.
Any 1900s stats on illegitimate children?
Strongest family unit in 1900 would be Catholics (in particular Italians, Poles, Mexicans, and other nationalities) since divorces and even legal separations were not permitted until 1983. To separate in 1900, a Catholic couple would be committing a mortal sin unless the bishop intervened and permitted the annulment of marriage (rare).
Those women looked like angry lesbian Harry Potters. I would not eat anything served by them.
🤣🤣
I can predict with 100% accuracy who they voted for.
Bit much, mate.
Don't be a dumbfk like the people watching that slop.
you mean harry cooters
It looks like they made the crabby cactus soup on a stick.
Climate change ate my homework!
megan who ?
exactly, she's less than nobody
hey guys, next up: shoes are white supremacy.😂😂😂
I've lost my TV remote ...it's climate change again...😁
Climate change happens to me every day.
The royal family are some of the wealthiest people on earth. Still, the British government supports them with over 86 million in subsidies a year in taxpayer money, because it helps tourism. Meanwhile, over 14 million British citizens live in poverty. Disgusting.
They aren't as popular now Charles is King, could we be seeing the last of them ? I certainly hope so!
Poverty is even worse with uninvited people sucking up tax revenue.
Not my King!
If we gave these 86 million to those 14 million poorest people in UK, they would get 6.14 (dollars, pounds?) per year. That wouldn't make any difference at all to them.
Besides, a poor person in UK is very, very, different from a poor person in Bolivia or Sudan. A poor person in UK would be a comfortable middle class citzen in the majority of countries.
Try to learn how the world works. Because you dont know
Beam me up Scotty, I cannae handle it !!
Bought a car once Because it came with this quote on the back bumper sticker 🤣
Scottie is talking to himself 🤔
Me neither 🏴
Actors everywhere
Clowns to the left of me jokers to the right
Stuck in the middle with you
@@ivankraljevic1 I don't know why I came here, tonight.
I have less money. Must be climate change!
Judging by these headlines, the fluoride study might be right.
That burrito last night contributed to climate change, which in turn directly affected the winds at altitude.
Mandela.
Blame it on Mandela.
Did you fart in an upward trajectory?
"Sir, you know how fast you were going?"
"My apologies officer. It's because of climate change!"
"Ah... ok then. No trouble at all. You're free to leave, sir."
The Theatre ad would be way funnier (and less tragic) if it was trolling.
I suppose a black, gay, disabled, ex-con would definitely get an interview, then,
And they seek a "global majority". Weren't they supposed to seek minorities for the sake of inclusion?
This isn't a serious planet
No wonder aliens don't want to visit us.
@@TheVengeful169-81 They visit but rarely stay.
A realm
Certainly not as serious as Uranus.
@@mightymikethebear I love the "alien Tijuana" theory.
They're blaming the heavy rainfall today on climate change.
And when the sun comes out again and dries everything, they'll claim climate change is making everything too dry and hot. I believe the old saying, "when all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail" is applicable here.
Man it seems they'll hire anyone, except introverts.
As an inteivert, I can confirm this.
I blame BBC existence on climate change.
1924: In 100 years, we will have flying cars.
2024: Meghan Markle being upset is a headline.
She can't help being an entitled "B". She is a victim of climate change.
Maybe Douglas Adams had it right, and remove this planet for the, what was it, a galactic highway?
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Keep a towel handy.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
That poor woman eaten by the shark! Horrifying enough to be killed and eaten, but to be swallowed whole!
You don't really believe that BS story, do you?
yea physically impossible for a shark to do that
megalodons are extinct
@@ashardalondragnipurakeEven if it were true, no one with a brain swims where there are sharks.
Climate change ate her.
Climate Change logic- "We need to do something about Climate Change so we will have a smooth ride as we fly around the world in our jets."
Solution is no fly for peasants
Haha! Years ago Private Eye magazine ran some spoof job adverts for the GLC for which only the deaf, deceased or criminally insane need apply and people thought they were real!
People give Meghan Markle waaaaay to much heat!
Can’t you just give some props to all the world bettering works she does? Like, sell marmelade
Nice to know I'm doing my part to end racism, I gave up on that romance crap years ago.
It's probably easier to ask the BBC what isn't down to climate change, you'll get a much shorter list.
How many of these headlines are just pure BS?
I’m willing to bet one of my own body parts that a 13’ shark cannot “swallow a person whole” - absolute nonsense 😂
Imagine being swallowed alive.....Just really think about that.......
I'm 70 lbs (5 stone for our British friends) overweight and I blame climate change for it because I'm such a helpless victim in all things.
Obesity is not your fault. If climate change hadn't forced that fork into your mouth, you wouldn't be in this predicament. Here, have some taxpayer money.
0:28 Only a child from a broken home (and probably seriously broken-hearted and a victim of violation herself) would write this. I feel sorry for her. She needs help.
Plenty of African people believe in romance. Only an African-American, or more specifically, an American (or Brit) would write such nonsense.
Most college professors have sticks up their butts.
She’s just a resentful racist. Angry that she thinks black men aren’t as romantic as others.
0:04 Isn't that called lying and fraud.
Obtaining property by deception.
"Harry Potter and the Hormone Replacement Drugs"
Blaming climate change, but the incidence of turbulence accidents has only been exceeded once since 2011, even though the number of flights has jumped since then. Every year but one since it's been lower. So how can "climate change" be causing an "increase" in turbulence when there hasn't been any?
Climate has never stood still.
If a woman WAS swallowed whole by a shark in NSW it was completely missed by the major newspapers and assorted media.
I'm eating a mango today. It is perfectly ripe and juicy. This is my non-sequitur for the day.
"Ode to a Mango." Very nice.
@@RLocksley Today I have the distinguished privilege of consuming freshly squeezed pomegranate juice from 6 pomegranates I got in Nevada.
@@mikeyh0 Nice! This may have begun with a non-sequitur, but it has developed into a really delicious menu. Do you eat pomegranates as well, or just drink the juice?
@@RLocksley I am still debating the further use of the seeds. They are also supposed to be very healthy. One video suggested making a pulp from them. One said just eating them like a snack was beneficial (and crunchy). Adding them to salads was another idea. Lastly, I think I'll actually grow plants from some of the seeds. That idea just now crept into my mind so I watched a quick video about that. Very doable. So I have to go get some pots and the right soil. I'm 73 and life is still very exciting. Have a great weekend.
@@mikeyh0 Very cool. You sound like me ... I'm 56 and life has become so interesting in the past 2 years.
I wonder what would happen if you took pomegranate seeds and dehydrated them or put them in an air fryer? I mean, sure, I could look it up on a search engine, but I'm still the explorer type who would rather find out on my own. I might try that this weekend.
Good luck with growing your own. That would be a nice harvest.
You too. Happy weekend.
Wow! What a stunning piece of literature! Romance is Wh. ite Supremacy! Well done, miss! Here's another cat.
List of all Acid Rain, Hole in Ozone, Global Warming, Climate Change / Emergency / Crisis predictions that ever came true:
1. Rich and powerful people will get more rich and more powerful at the expense of the middle and lower classes.
She makes 5000 pounds per month pretending to have broken legs.
Through what, a bogus insurance claim?
Black studies? Well what does she do for the rest of the week, after that one hour of mental strain and trauma?
For the rest of the week she’s just black🙃
And anyone who has questioned fluoride was labeled you know what by the “experts”. Smh
Sorry boss, I won't be in to work tomorrow, climate change.
Woman swallowed whole by a shark.
My God, that’s awful.
I know, I hope the sharks not traumatised.
Climate change, sharks swallow whole instead of biting and chewing and they're getting sick.
It's not true. Sharks don't swallow things whole, they bite chunks and swallow.
The poor shark
And also very unlikely.
Fun question, do the idiots throwing money at her know that her legs aren’t actually broken?
no, because simping is a mental disease
Meghan stopped having any relevance at all when she left Suits.
That lady swallowed by the shark is the stuff of nightmares
0:10 No kidding. It's poison, so.......
Well F me!! I’m gonna stop drinking fluoride!
A friend of mine fell down a flight of stairs and then his shoes flew off. I blame climate change
I’ll never understand why identical twins, want to get the same haircut same glasses, same clothing for their entire lives it’s crazy
This bunch seems pretty tame.
I must be getting numb to the insanity. 😮
Meghan who? 😅
death of theater
What on earth is "criminal class"?
Suspect the black woman has never been asked out.
"Climate Change" - the equivalent excuse of "the dog ate my homework".
Climate changed stole my lunch money and killed my dog.
Meghan who?
At the Publix checkout line, I was asked what my plans were for the weekend. I thought Memorial Day was on June 3rd. My surprise.
Those people with the glasses they’re freaks no joke imagine coming home from work all day and that’s what greeted you… Maybe that’s why you read in the newspaper. Bob just jumped off the roof. He was such a nice guy. Nobody can figure out why…..
Stop the world I want to get off. Thank god I did not know thirty years ago what I see now !
I used to get Flouride in 80s-90s school where they would bring in a tray with a little cup for every kid.
I have had multiple dentists tell me I was lucky we did this.
Still have all my teeth in good condition and only ever had minor fillings and one extracted (other than wisdoms).
There has never been one instance or ounce of evidence supporting the grand lie that fluoride is beneficial for your teeth. Ever. It's a toxic bi-product from making paper. They make more money by selling you bullshit, and they also win further by dumbing down the population. No other country on earth uses this crap. None.
Climate change injured passengers… Somebody’s trying to get out of the lawsuit
Man! Those scary twins look like a cross between Harry Potter & Voldemort! 😱😵💫
I like this channel but most of these people will find out most of us people really don't give a damn if their legs are broken, what skin care they use, if they look grumpy., what blacks think about whites and if the plane goes down due to climate change.
Riddle me this, if the greenhouse existed how did temperatures drop 5-20°C in 20-30 mins during the eclipse.? The co2 hasn't gone anywhere, ohh got it, it's a con..!
Because although it's called the "greenhouse effect", the planet doesn't technically behave like a greenhouse. (One's a convection mechanism, one's a radiative mechanism or something like that)
Your broader point that the impact of the Sun is not given enough consideration stands, though.
Justin Castreau can confirm the al-BBC story. 🤣
I told my boss i couldn't make ot to work cause of climate change.
At this rate
the bbc will have poor old Jimmy Saville rolling in his grave
"If *_I_* claim to be gay, then I am qualified??"
That shark swallowing a woman whole definitely is out of place here.
The Harry Potter Twins are hilarious! 😅
"you're a chef Harry!! "
I have never heard of a more embarrassing title than royal expert; maybe game journalist.
I wish that the harkles would move back across the pond.
Who does she mean by the "global majority"? Women?
When you look at the state of Countries , perhaps Fluoride is to blame , and not Food Additives ....
MY ACHING A$$! Hemmeroids are now referred to as MARKLES!
0:17 I've been saying this for years: what is the point of fluoride in my drinking water when #1, I still get cavities. And #2, it's meant for my teeth and not my internal organs.
😂 I had to re-read that one about the shark. I read it first, "woman swallowed 13ft shark."
Followed shortly after by two large serves of chips in gravy. Cook traumatised, friends in total disbelief, none thought she could do it. Husband unsurprised, "she always ate a lot she did".
The restaurant's daily special now includes a peanut butter and ky jelly sandwich in a bun .
Pleasure are always.
Grumpy Twins? More like Harry Potter's demented older sisters! 😂