How well can a medieval BATTLEAXE chop wood?

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  • @dragonhearthx8369
    @dragonhearthx8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    I just finished your audiobook "shadow of the conqueror" and it was fantastic

    • @KoreyMacGill
      @KoreyMacGill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shad when's the sequel?

    • @jmarch_503
      @jmarch_503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KoreyMacGill you know how long it took just for that one ?

    • @Khornedevotee
      @Khornedevotee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jmarch_503 Well it doesn't hurt to ask anyway. :) Shad might already have thought about beginning doing some test writing for the sequel or at least been thinking about what the story will be, which is why it would be good to ask. We can probably expect it several years from now. Probably not 10 years. It also depends on the time Shad puts into pushing for that release and how frequently he writes the story and whatnot, but as a writer I think that is something he does that a lot. But he'll probably release another book first.
      The more books you make and the better they turn out, the easier it gets to make a good story, and the sooner and more frequently you can release your next book, depending on how thick the book in question is of course. In this case it is the sequel to Shadow of the Conqueror.
      I'll have to look up that book some time.

    • @Oligator.09
      @Oligator.09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you recommend it

    • @dragonhearthx8369
      @dragonhearthx8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Oligator.09 I said it was fantastic, so *of course I would NOT recommend it* (sarcasm)
      But in all seriousness, if you like magic fantasy, you would like this.

  • @I_Found_Jesus_On_The_Toilet
    @I_Found_Jesus_On_The_Toilet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    Next week on Shadiversity:
    How well can a medieval MACE hammer a nail.

    • @Warrior-Of-Virtue
      @Warrior-Of-Virtue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      That's not a bad idea. You could make an entire series on this premise.

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @no or maybe yes sewing with bodkin arrows
      and of course a reverse: penetrating breastplate with a can-opener

    • @travismurtland3257
      @travismurtland3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      So, this is actually a comment on your username, but you reminded me of a pastor who was told that no, he could not put up signs for his church inside an office depot, so he hid in the bathrooms and put them up in there. So I actually quite literally found a poster of Jesus while on the toilet, and you deserve applause for reminding me of the confusion and just general done with people feeling I had at that moment

    • @rileyernst9086
      @rileyernst9086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You surely mean a medieval war hammer.

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@travismurtland3257 Well, sometimes you either find or lose your faith when you're in deep shit. But yeah, sometimes, you find the joke in taking the metaphor too literally.

  • @gamernoise
    @gamernoise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    This video is a bit choppy..

    • @RTDelete
      @RTDelete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Only 50 frames...

    • @sterisk7743
      @sterisk7743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I just realized this was a dad joke

    • @ilovemetalmusic310
      @ilovemetalmusic310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or you axidentally did something that caused it to be choppy.

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I laughed at this way more than i should have

    • @tj71520
      @tj71520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As long as you can get wood if you axe for it

  • @VegtamTheWonderer
    @VegtamTheWonderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    While "axe-ident" was a good pun, I still think "the Shadlands" was the best pun of the episode.

    • @Maktumekal_Ilzrei
      @Maktumekal_Ilzrei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even get that joke until I read this comment.. Saw it a few times, heard it in the video, but it only clicked when you specially called it out as a pun...

    • @jafarselbee9666
      @jafarselbee9666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Long live king Shad, Lord of the Shadland and slayer of the wretched wood trolls!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think his fans started using that name for his fandom originally

    • @aetherial87
      @aetherial87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Intreeguing

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "I am out here in the Shadlands doing some adventuring"
    DM: You encounter 1d6 Dire Kangaroos and a Giant Koala

    • @davidweihe6052
      @davidweihe6052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And biologists have recently proven that Dire Kangaroos are not really kangaroos.

    • @leandersearle5094
      @leandersearle5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Just so long as he doesn't piss off the DM to the point of sending in the Emu.

    • @Terminator484
      @Terminator484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A flock of manhunting emus enter the map, scenting Ben's blood.
      Followed by a herd of alphabeavers.
      And for good measure, Randy Random throws in a maddened Thrumbo, during a sudden dry thunderstorm.

    • @Jadener1
      @Jadener1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Roll to see if the Giant Koala is in fact a Dropbear!

    • @Wyrdvex
      @Wyrdvex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leandersearle5094 if that happens he has no hope

  • @christianautilus374
    @christianautilus374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    honestly, my history teacher was mentioning medival topics recently and sending us links to some guy's channel that talks bout this stuff and i sent him back link with shad's channel and said that this man uploads good historical videos so he can look him up. and he said that this is top tier quality content. shad ur oficially approved by an educational center

  • @franklingu2664
    @franklingu2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Next: how well can a medieval longsword spread butter

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol nice...underrated comment

    • @plt927
      @plt927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A longsword would be really great to slice open a baguette or two

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@plt927 unless the baguette has been sitting on the counter for more than 24 hours coz then it becomes hard as concrete lmao

    • @cgamejewels
      @cgamejewels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good idea

    • @keithkiebach8192
      @keithkiebach8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayyyo fuck yeah. I wanna see that now

  • @Just_a_random_fan
    @Just_a_random_fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Mrs. Shad : "If you're just going to play with that battle ax all day be useful and chop some firewood"
    Shad: "My gosh that's my next video!"

    • @Besieged1927
      @Besieged1927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Firewood in Australia, in the hottest month of the year >.>

    • @plt927
      @plt927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Besieged1927 winter is coming...

  • @maximilienrobespierre7927
    @maximilienrobespierre7927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I just wanted to point out that Shad literally looks more mature after he started wearing a brigandine with a gambeson instead of a suit jacket with a t-shirt, and grew out a fuller beard.

    • @1FatLittleMonkey
      @1FatLittleMonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Technically it's called a blood channel beard.

    • @lanasmith4795
      @lanasmith4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean he is older.

    • @zacharyriley4122
      @zacharyriley4122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He will always be [insert current age]-going-on-26-years-old.

    • @reichstein011
      @reichstein011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe it's like the armor Thomas wore in "Magician", and Shad will gradually transform into some kind of super-human demi-god?

    • @texasbeast239
      @texasbeast239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not so easy to take him seriously when he's channeling Kevin Smith.

  • @jackdunne6152
    @jackdunne6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Anyone else feel like his wife assigned him some chores and he decided to make a video about it?

    • @hanalexcranealister6799
      @hanalexcranealister6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not gonna lie, it makes sense 🤣

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't tell his secret.

    • @romiarkan450
      @romiarkan450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The lengths we men go to in order to make chores bearable is beyond imaginable

    • @Liquefaction
      @Liquefaction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Greetings, I'm Shad. When you're out adventuring, can you find food in between the blades of grass? Let's mow it down and see.

    • @cagthetism
      @cagthetism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, content is content

  • @JillBearup
    @JillBearup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    Empirical testing FTW 😁

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hey, Jill! Your vids are awesome!

    • @shadiversity
      @shadiversity  3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Thanks Jill! Indeed, there's so much more to explore, although I'll leave testing corsets to you ^_^
      But hey, I have done dresses (or the medieval male equivalent) so that's something.

    • @JillBearup
      @JillBearup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@shadiversity In my next video I’m testing various degrees of boob armour (made of cardboard, duct tape, chest protectors and plastic bowls 😂) so between us we’ll soon have all the bases covered 😁

    • @smokenchoken1736
      @smokenchoken1736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So Happy to see you here in Shadland Jill ♡♡♡

    • @BobHutton
      @BobHutton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shad has clearly done more woodcutting than Matt Easton (who is terrible at it), but his stance is a bit odd. Look at competitive woodcutters. They will always have their left leg forward (assuming they are right-handed and it is an event where they can choose their stance).

  • @jamesfrankiewicz5768
    @jamesfrankiewicz5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Generally speaking, there are three main types of axe heads for woodman's axes: the splitting axe (maul), the felling axe, and the limbing axe. The splitting axe has a nice, wide wedge, and is usually the heaviest of the three. The felling axe has a narrower wedge and is slightly lighter than a splitting axe, but still somewhat weighty, as it is intended to be swung horizontally to gradually buck out chunks of wood to fell a tree; you can still generally split wood with one, but not quite as well as a dedicated splitting axe. The limbing axe doesn't have much of a wedge and is fairly light, so that you could swing it one-handed at branches that may be above your head, if need be; they don't usually work very well for splitting, and while you could use one to chop down a small tree, you wouldn't want to use one to chop down a large tree. So, you could say that the limbing axe isn't too far removed from simpler versions of the battle axe.

    • @marine6680
      @marine6680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I believe a camping axe is meant to be a bit of a do all. It is thin enough to chop at small trees and limbs, but thick enough to split smaller pieces effectively.

    • @jamesfrankiewicz5768
      @jamesfrankiewicz5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@marine6680 It's certainly true that an axe head can be somewhere in-between these main categories, and you can make hatchet versions of each, too. I myself own a hatchet version of a splitter; it does a surprisingly good job despite it's small size, just as long as you get good edge alignment (just adding two fingers from your off hand to your grip helps immensely) and drop your weight into the swing.

    • @zacharyriley4122
      @zacharyriley4122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The number one axe for woodsmen over the last century or so is the double bit axe. One side is used for felling, de-limbing, and bucking, and the other side for bumping knots and splitting bolts.

    • @andreasfenix1094
      @andreasfenix1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesfrankiewicz5768 I totally agree and have a hatchet sized "axe" I spit with. In my mind , with such a small implement and limited leverage, it seems like it's more a matter of head weight and edge alignment than geometry.

    • @andreasfenix1094
      @andreasfenix1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zacharyriley4122 I really fuckin disagree with this opinion..... Double bit is useful in a logging context when you're de-limbing or hitting knots constantly and need to swap out for a keen edge... But I feel like, for an independent "woodsman"/outdoorsman, the combo of a smaller two-handed axe, a hatchet, and a good bush knife splits the jobs of the various blades better and leaves you both carrying and swinging less unnecessary weight.

  • @aeneas237
    @aeneas237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The fact that I have never wondered about this is making me question all my life choices

  • @isaiahoconnor8236
    @isaiahoconnor8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This could explain why Treebeard accepted Gimlis explain that his axe was only for orc necks!

  • @CircaSriYak
    @CircaSriYak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    I wonder if Shad goes "Greetings, I'm dad." when he picks his kids up from school?

    • @santi_super_stunts2573
      @santi_super_stunts2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      When they get in trouble he also says “Greetings , I’m mad”

    • @Muster_Muckee_II
      @Muster_Muckee_II 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@santi_super_stunts2573 Jesus, hearing someone, who's normally known for being both very serious and polite, suddenly saying "Greetings, I'm mad" with little difference in tone would be terrifying !

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      when he feels awesome: "Greetings, i'm rad"

    • @todorminchev2123
      @todorminchev2123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Greetings im Sh..Dad

    • @colemanbubar5098
      @colemanbubar5098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wearing a kilt: “Greetings, I’m Plaid”

  • @joelatkinson7147
    @joelatkinson7147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I thought for a minute, "where is he" then went "oh thats right hes got his own land" then i realised, "hes making us watch him clean up his land"

  • @Xion_Toshiro
    @Xion_Toshiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    So... basically the Camping Axe is a sweet spot for Adventurers who choose the Axe then?

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Looks like Shad’s surgery was a success. Dude’s got more energy and enthusiasm than ever before!

    • @lavatun
      @lavatun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just as planned. . . .

    • @ramennight
      @ramennight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what was the surgery again?

    • @Drowko
      @Drowko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's one of the first things I noticed. I was like damn Shad is looking pretty lively for chopping wood.

    • @phosphatepod
      @phosphatepod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just replying to get a notification when someone says if shad actually did get a surgery

    • @Illyrien
      @Illyrien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@phosphatepod He did, perhaps a year or two ago. He made a video about it.

  • @patprop74
    @patprop74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    The biggest axe is called a splitting axe, it will do what the name implies, Splitting, you wouldn't debranch or chop down a tree with that, for that task you would use a felling axe, and a felling share more similarities with a camping axe and your small battle-axe, you can find lots of information on "Canada fur Trade Axes" However, as far as entertainment value lol which is the real reason we are here, This video was shape.

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      People in my area call big splitting axes (like a pointy sledge hammer) a 'maul'

    • @GameHoardGame
      @GameHoardGame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DjDolHaus86 yep, im in nova scotia canada, we tend to call them splitting maul. split with one side, sledge for your wedges on the other.

    • @patprop74
      @patprop74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DjDolHaus86 it is often called a "Maul" here as well.

    • @starwrs3468
      @starwrs3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GameHoardGame in Alberta we also call them that

    • @arbiterprime2145
      @arbiterprime2145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so you could do a double-bladed axe, with a splitter on one side and a feller on the other. would also work well in battle, make it an all in one weapon!

  • @johntheknight3062
    @johntheknight3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Look mom, the strange man is choping wood in his armor again!"

  • @NobodyImportant69420
    @NobodyImportant69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Alternative title: How Much Wood Could a Battleaxe Chop if a Battleaxe Could Chop Wood?

  • @BobT36
    @BobT36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    lol. Most people: "But I don't have one".
    Shad: "I don't have one on me...at the moment".

  • @IPostSwords
    @IPostSwords 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    You know that really terrible claim that "falchions have an axe like balance and are thick bladed choppers"? You should test that one. Because I'm sick of correcting people about it

    • @JC-sr9zf
      @JC-sr9zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This. He's done a video about falchions/messers where he sort of mentions that myth and debunks it, I think, but I'd love to see a video where he tests one. I think it's about time Shad got a nice falchion.

    • @IPostSwords
      @IPostSwords 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@JC-sr9zf I mean, testing it is a bit overkill when you can just bring up measurements from museum examples. Cluny falchion is like 1.2mm thick at the foible, after account for losses. Testing that in wood will likely just warp the edge.

    • @user-cz9wu4zz8i
      @user-cz9wu4zz8i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, they can be.

    • @mitcharcher7528
      @mitcharcher7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s got a whole series about them. They are fantastic videos. Here’s the first:
      m.th-cam.com/video/7WaE9AqrIAU/w-d-xo.html

    • @IPostSwords
      @IPostSwords 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mitcharcher7528 I'm aware. But tests get more views than video essays

  • @berilsevvalbekret772
    @berilsevvalbekret772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As someone chops woods with her father for every winter I approve of this. You forgot to mention the absolute pain you are in for the first few weeks while you chop wood continuously. The shap your hands ebds up...

  • @dominictemple
    @dominictemple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We all just watched a video about how different axes chop wood and thought it was well worth the time, we are weird.

  • @jmcc4566
    @jmcc4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Up next on Shadiversity: How effective is a CAMPING AXE at cutting off limbs? (Feat. Sir Ben)

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rip ben

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      'Tis but a scratch!

    • @finnmacky7106
      @finnmacky7106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Your bloody arm is off"
      "No it isn't"

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or splitting skulls, as they're made for splitting.

    • @alexzander7386
      @alexzander7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They would do pretty well actually, but not for long. Youd get tired hefting that chunky blade around, and since the head has much less flair it would have a smaller cut size, but tons of damage done to the impacted area

  • @octomanuno2700
    @octomanuno2700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I like to imagine that on weekends Shad will just put on his gambeson and grab 4 axes, some blocks of wood and a camera and then when his wife asks what he's doing he just yells "I'M GOING TO THE SHADLANDS" and then they both continue likes that a normal thing lol

    • @ladyshadiversity397
      @ladyshadiversity397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Haha! Yeah that's pretty much what happens

    • @LindaGailLamb.0808
      @LindaGailLamb.0808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ladyshadiversity397 So now that he's chopped the wood... are you all going to toast marshmallows around the campfire? 😁

    • @sanguinemoon9201
      @sanguinemoon9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My wife has come home to me cooking or doing dishes in armor several times, I don't think she notices any more.

    • @Damienx247
      @Damienx247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sanguinemoon9201 But have you ever used a kettle helmet as an actual kettle?

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Damienx247 wait thats genius there needs to be a video on if Kettle helmets are good for eating soup out of

  • @drahcir8402
    @drahcir8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Tis but a flesh wound."
    That's what they all say. Then your arms fall off.

    • @fredfry5100
      @fredfry5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what the Black Kight said when his arms came off.

  • @bachmann436
    @bachmann436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One thing I learned from an audiobook, is don't jump off a cliff while holding two different stones, stuff happens.

  • @iwersonsch5131
    @iwersonsch5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Battlefield bows: Large
    Battlefield pikes: MASSIVE
    Battlefield axes: tiny

    • @berndarndt9924
      @berndarndt9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are no battlefield axes, since the weapon isn't made for a battlefield.

    • @iwersonsch5131
      @iwersonsch5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@berndarndt9924 ah

    • @TheNeilBlack
      @TheNeilBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@berndarndt9924 You're literally on a video about battle axes...

    • @berndarndt9924
      @berndarndt9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheNeilBlack except the comment is talking about battlefield axes, not battleaxes. Reading is hard I know.
      And you don´t use axes on a battlefield because they are not made for it.
      You use axes if you raid a village and in uncoordianted battles.

    • @TheNeilBlack
      @TheNeilBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@berndarndt9924We have lots of accounts of axes being used on battlefields. Including their use by several kings.

  • @kitsinthewebs222
    @kitsinthewebs222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    As an Axe main, I approve this video.

    • @williammilliron8735
      @williammilliron8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Finally someone who agrees with me, swords are just too long and pointy. A solid one handed axe is more practical and does the trick just fine.

    • @SquishyFletcher
      @SquishyFletcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@williammilliron8735 For when they get too close to use the spear effectively...

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what a coincidence, i was about to axe you the question

  • @cantdestroyher7245
    @cantdestroyher7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m impressed that he’s swinging an axe around in the summer dressed like that

    • @TheNeilBlack
      @TheNeilBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm impressed that he's existing in the summer dressed like that.

    • @jasonswiatkowski9127
      @jasonswiatkowski9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next video- mideval deodorant!

  • @AzureSkyCiel
    @AzureSkyCiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know, this makes me realize that the 'rarely used as a purpose built military weapon' battle axe of the Japanese, the Ono, was supposedly used mostly for cutting through castle doors. And, guess what; those axes were huge, six foot long, two-handed axes with a large taper on their head.

  • @claudiaxander
    @claudiaxander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Shad: I'm going camping!
    Ents: Shuffling away from Shads favourite camping site.

  • @torva360
    @torva360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "Ben, come say you're fine so you can't sue me later for a workplace injury."
    Need to get your squire some armor Haha

  • @bluenova123
    @bluenova123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Since witches burn and wood burns, that means witches are made out of wood.
    Good video for which axe to take for witch hunting.

  • @buruzn09
    @buruzn09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Axe-ident.” Love it! Not the injury, just the pun.

  • @galadbol
    @galadbol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Man, I feel manlier by proxy just watching Shad be an absolute Chad chopping wood like its marshmallows

  • @aleriaproductions2869
    @aleriaproductions2869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "The shadlands" I like that lol

    • @mixter1257
      @mixter1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than Brookland, that's for sure

  • @Chris_W
    @Chris_W 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just as a sidenote, it really does seem like you have a lot more energy in your presentation than you did months ago. I'm super happy for ya!

  • @Heroesflorian
    @Heroesflorian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:30 - I half expected the fallen trunk to get wedged apart by the mighty Shad... but then I saw he wasn't even trying (for now).

  • @BH-rx3ue
    @BH-rx3ue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I've updated my adventuring equipment list to simply include "1 shad"

  • @cyberdemon7694
    @cyberdemon7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That one probably suffers the most from fantasy misconceptions, that idea that battle axes are these huge monstrous things that weigh a ton. When all of them are actually quite small and need to be pretty light. And also quite thin and focused.

    • @answeris4217
      @answeris4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      On a battlefield I doubt a big clumsy axe would be effective. Sure it will kill but you are going to be open for attacks for ever

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conan fans will curse you for those words... 😂🤪

  • @lukewilliams8548
    @lukewilliams8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm liking the Shadlands. A change of scenery to mix things up and add more variety. The castle and chair are great, it's just nice to also have a 3rd setting.

  • @spankmymoomoo
    @spankmymoomoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shad's audiobook is highly recommended by myself, can't wait for any more to come about. excellently written with good worldbuilding and interesting characters. 10/10 would listen again.

  • @Indy-qm4ev
    @Indy-qm4ev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Summer in australia and this man is standing in the sun wearing thick black gambison, a dark brigandine and swinging axes. Am I the only one confused by this?

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He’s used to the heat, plus the less clothes he wears the more likely he is to get sunburn

    • @bhesseling9949
      @bhesseling9949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 you would want to wear clothes that cover you, but not in dark colours and not that thick. You want to wear thin white clothing, this is just asking for a heathstroke

    • @epauletshark3793
      @epauletshark3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its shad.

    • @hanalexcranealister6799
      @hanalexcranealister6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro, I’m more confused about the creatures that he could find in the wild, in Australia, like damn I wouldn’t even go a cm away from the streets 🤣

    • @athanh219
      @athanh219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hanalexcranealister6799 he has four axes

  • @abrahamlincoln9758
    @abrahamlincoln9758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Captions: "Greetings, I'm shattered."

    • @SuperCityscan
      @SuperCityscan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @jackmcslay
      @jackmcslay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he's in the Shadowlands

    • @osu45d
      @osu45d 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm also shattered!

    • @Osiwan960
      @Osiwan960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...from Shatterath, Outland

    • @AliceErishech
      @AliceErishech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam also thinks he was talking about three-handed battle axes too.

  • @cuddlemuffin44
    @cuddlemuffin44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best video you’ve released. The excitement and suspense before each strike is measurable.

  • @SullenSecret
    @SullenSecret 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for making this video and testing these in various ways. I've always wandered about this. Great job, as always.

  • @Niskirin
    @Niskirin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I'm starting to like the new main character of this anime. That log has quite the personality.

  • @VinceW187
    @VinceW187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My wife walked by asking why the guy on screen is wearing kilt, dont even know where to start with this one

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe

    • @Greideren
      @Greideren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "He's shad, ruler of the shad lands and bane of dragons"
      You can add master of machicolations as well

  • @brightgamer8624
    @brightgamer8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shad just wanted to say I LOVE your videos and they’re very informational I love watching you explain how to use medieval weapons and other things keep it up 👍

  • @titanseye4578
    @titanseye4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The next video I needed for my ranger. You are doing me a huge favor with your last two videos. Thank you so much

  • @antoineguerrier2965
    @antoineguerrier2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I suggest "Bensbane" as that axe's name.

  • @DerNachtmar
    @DerNachtmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    What we've actually learned today is that chopping wood is more difficult than chopping humans.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I would usually just say, “yeah, no shit”
      But most people don’t think about just how sturdy the average log of wood is, and how *not* sturdy the average human is

    • @viviengemai9796
      @viviengemai9796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701
      Now imagine fighting ents and dryads and start respecting the orcs of Saruman.

    • @crappyusername69
      @crappyusername69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is why I hate when treefolk are given the flammable property in games and such. We burn a lot easier than wood does too. Its thickness is the reason why we burn it!

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crappyusername69 that just means it burns longer. It takes damage longer than humans.

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crappyusername69 To be fair, poor treefolk basically doused in _molten iron._

  • @Heroesflorian
    @Heroesflorian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One minute into the video and we've already seen... a variety of axes, the amazing shad intro, a listing of classic rpg elements, references to several cool (non-rpg) games, beautiful landscape shots with the kind of lively summer sunshine we're currently lacking in Europe, as well as the Shad himself... now, one could ask "but what about dragons?", but so far this video is a 11/10 at least.

  • @chinitoliu
    @chinitoliu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing Shad do battle grunts while chopping wood adds to the adventure

  • @joanignasi91
    @joanignasi91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    That axe went trough those branches like Covid went through my plans and aspirations.

    • @Delta-ro3kx
      @Delta-ro3kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn I felt that.

    • @lostathelney2166
      @lostathelney2166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ouch

    • @mr.personhumanson6871
      @mr.personhumanson6871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah same

    • @snwmn4783
      @snwmn4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That axe went through those branches like my parents went through my will to live

    • @martinan22
      @martinan22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its not coivd that messed with your plans and aspirations. Its the stupid governments crazy insane overreation to a virus that is only dangerous to people who are at death's door already.

  • @evalpenguin8797
    @evalpenguin8797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    ben: *(gets hand cut off)* "TIS JUST A FLESH WOUND!"

  • @SaltySlug
    @SaltySlug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been a subscriber for a couple years now and you still never disappoint

  • @richardbonnette490
    @richardbonnette490 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just glanced at this video after never watching your videos for awhile and I have to say, your editing skills have definitely improved. Your added images are more immersive and relevant. Keep up that good work!

  • @PenitentKnight
    @PenitentKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “How well can a Flamberge cut bread?”

    • @DFloyd84
      @DFloyd84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bread knives are typically serrated to better cut through spongy bread. I would expect the flamberge to perform poorly in such an experiment.

    • @PenitentKnight
      @PenitentKnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DFloyd84 YES!
      Just like how in this video the battle axe performed poorly in chopping through wood,whilst the woodcutting axe performed well because of the wider head shape.
      In other words,the battle axe was just made for a different task.

  • @dan36o67
    @dan36o67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:59 Shad: _Survival_ *Craft*
    The Actual game survival craft’s logo: aM I a jOkE tO yOu

  • @LukaSzent
    @LukaSzent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shad, you swing that axe like a true lumberjack. Perfect form! 👌

  • @jerichamesclammay3107
    @jerichamesclammay3107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    regular axe: I'm the best at cutting wood
    camping axe: hold my beer
    Battleaxe: girls, girls, you're both cute

    • @Terminate1783
      @Terminate1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chainsaw: haha you all funny
      V8 powered chainsaw: look at these fools
      Ponsse scorpion king harvester: Im speed

    • @oswaldchai9865
      @oswaldchai9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MG43: thanks grandpa, I am quite good at cutting down trees

    • @blackbed5108
      @blackbed5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nuclear bomb: i cut trees FIFTY TIMES FASTER NERDS

    • @dwavenminer
      @dwavenminer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@blackbed5108 thermonuclear bomb: while all of you chop trees, I chop entire forests...

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Terminate1783 high frequency blade: molecules are my bitch

  • @eyeballpapercut4400
    @eyeballpapercut4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Me who's both a forester and a historical weapon enthusiast: *confused screaming*

    • @DavidGuild
      @DavidGuild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please do explain all the things he did wrong!

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@DavidGuild it's a joke
      as forester I would be terrified if forced to cut timber or split wood with that thin ax
      as a historical weapon enthusiast I would be horrified thinking of potential of utterly destroying the ax edge

    • @ForeverDegenerate
      @ForeverDegenerate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eyeballpapercut4400 Yeah... you make a good point that Shad didn't mention. Even if you COULD effectively cut wood with a Battle Axe, you wouldn't be able to cut much because the edge of that axe would dull REALLY fast and, as you pointed out, potentially break due to reliance on the edge to cut through more than the shape and weight of the axe's head.
      My take-away from this video and your comments is that if I'm going adventuring and I know I'm going to need to farm wood for fire, fabrication, and/or construction, a One-Handed Wood Chopping Axe is the way to go.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ForeverDegenerate It's better to just bring prepacked fuel like tiny gas canisters or paraffin blocks and portable metal stoves/fireplaces tho. Especially in my place where its tropical and only dry fuel sources are twigs and dry leaves at the perimeter of the forest not inside, or making wood chips and shavings with machetes. We only use axes when there is a log in the way. Smaller obstacles only need machetes and hand saws.
      Meanwhile the gentlemen in the woodworking shed will use three types of axes, but sometimes they'll just use power tools.

    • @michaelo5665
      @michaelo5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's also add that a splitting axe is by no means the best choice for chopping or felling. I come from a family of loggers and I often take three different axes out with me. Well technically two axes and a splitting maul. edited for atrocious misspellings

  • @MakatAlexander
    @MakatAlexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was actually far more interesting than I had though. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, Shad!!😁😁

  • @igorporfiirio4915
    @igorporfiirio4915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "to split wood with it would be sacrilege. This tool has but one purpose, and that is war." someone in a mtg card that I really liked when I started playing

  • @Lewisking50
    @Lewisking50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How to know Shad is really in Australia: Random Didgeridoo sounds in the background 3:10

  • @Jaime13R
    @Jaime13R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “The Shadlands” I love that 😂

  • @tanmad21
    @tanmad21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think if Shad went adventuring he would probably just split the wood with his bare hands - Captain America style.

  • @mikaelgobeilvelasquez7396
    @mikaelgobeilvelasquez7396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just got your book. I'm looking forward to starting it.^^

  • @umbasamufasa9676
    @umbasamufasa9676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Normal people "better go clear that brush"
    Shad "AXE VIDEO IDEA!!!"

  • @JL-ti3us
    @JL-ti3us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    That full-sized axe swing made me scared😂not because of the power or anything, but just because Shad made it look so easy. You may have had a future as an executioner had you been born in the middle ages shad😂I love all the videos you’ve been doing lately talking to everyone from Sargon to Critical Drinker to the community of the Sword. Keep up the good work sir.

    • @richardaubrecht2822
      @richardaubrecht2822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For splitting wood, you just need to make the axe moving. Gravity does most of the work. You'll get more tired with small axe than with the big one.

  • @szucsattila1417
    @szucsattila1417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is a perfect example of edutainment. Very educative, very entertaining and just naturally good. Very well done!

  • @Dingo_Winterwolf
    @Dingo_Winterwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't seen you this energetic in a while, usually you're out of breath two minutes in. Glad to see you're doing better, Shad!

  • @baronvonbrunn8596
    @baronvonbrunn8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now I know why in Australia it isn´t uncommon for people to have more than one axe, at least two. One type for woodcutting, one type for snakes.

  • @osek64
    @osek64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "it's just a flash wound" - Ben the black knight :D

  • @lona9633
    @lona9633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me screaming internally when Shad hits the branches that are horizontally with the axe hitting from straight above

  • @symphonicconvergence5974
    @symphonicconvergence5974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Man now I just want to see a one handed vs two handed battle axe test, perhaps with living trees vs deadwood, how does the axe damage vary through long term vs short term use? Man so many questions this video proposes, hopefully this is the start of a greater axe trend

    • @skylerstevens8887
      @skylerstevens8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think your axing to much.

    • @brotherandythesage
      @brotherandythesage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like Tod's videos brings up more questions than answers.

  • @JericoLionhearth
    @JericoLionhearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Here we have Shad, in the Shadlands, shading.

    • @aubreyackermann8432
      @aubreyackermann8432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe spell it Shadding so it doesn't look like he's taken up art

    • @JericoLionhearth
      @JericoLionhearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aubreyackermann8432 I see I see. But I can't edit it now since I'll lose the heart thing. Sorry. 😅

  • @dovahclone2607
    @dovahclone2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoyed this test sort of vide, it was very interesting to watch. Not the normal content, but still fun.

  • @fettsvette9435
    @fettsvette9435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are the types of questions I never knew to ask but always wanted to know. Thanks shad

  • @kleinjahr
    @kleinjahr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He's a lumberjack and he's ok...

    • @RauMichael
      @RauMichael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He sleeps all night and he works all day

    • @de14jabs
      @de14jabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cuts down trees, and eats his lunch...

    • @peterholley5802
      @peterholley5802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He goes to the lavatory

    • @J.R.Penrice
      @J.R.Penrice 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I was a girly, just like my dear Papa.

  • @Aikurisu
    @Aikurisu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Careful, Shad. I swear that Ent hiding in the background is preparing to strike after seeing you hack into his dead waifu again and again...

  • @Swaffles870
    @Swaffles870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your vids! You seem to read my mind as to what I'm thinking of or had been thinking of. What sorcery to you wield?!

  • @kullprit5610
    @kullprit5610 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always informative and entertaining, thanks.

  • @stiffiedickerson278
    @stiffiedickerson278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When it came to cutting the smaller branches it's why we have the double bit Ax in many circumstances we have a long handle(fulcrum) and wide wedge for splitting. A narrower side for cutting good and sharp narrow wedge and at least one choke point to decrease the total length. Keeping the splitting end a bit dull isn't uncommon while the cutting end is quite sharp.

    • @stephensteinhauer3346
      @stephensteinhauer3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ax I inherited from my grandfather was a double bit. It traveled to Kansas from the East Coast in a settlers wagon. As a curious kid I asked him why it wasn't symmetrical, and he took me out in the yard to show me the difference between cutting and splitting.

    • @stiffiedickerson278
      @stiffiedickerson278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephensteinhauer3346 absolutely the double bit ax is a powerful tool for wood harvesting mine is from Michigan a bit wider bearded on one end. Its a really helpful tool from both ends. Not too good as a weapon though sadly lol

    • @whearts
      @whearts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In my part of Texas, where we have as much rock as dirt, one side is for cutting below the ground line and one side is for cutting above the ground. Above the ground is where you are not chipping the blade and can keep a keen edge. My job as a child was to clear fields of cedar, juniper to the rest of you, and the knee high or less was easily chopped with the chipped blade while the shoulder high cedar used the keen edge to chop limbs to clear the way to the trunk and then the chipped edge to cut it off below the dirt line. Get back to me when you are chopping 2,000 finger to ankle thick trees a day and I'll show you a Shad that has Abs like Ahnuld the Burburiyun.

  • @mrfreddorenton
    @mrfreddorenton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Axe 1: EASY!
    Axe 2: DECENT!
    Axe 3: WORKS WELL!
    Axe 4: HAPPENED EXACTLY AS I WAS EXPECTING!
    Loved those post-axing exclamations Shad

  • @IceBlueEyesX
    @IceBlueEyesX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad I stuck around for the ending on this one. Rather interesting video, overall. I'd always been curious about that, and what actually would work (wood work) versus what fantasy in media makes you think would work.

  • @jamesR1990
    @jamesR1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that your audiobook is read by the same team as the Wheel of Time series is a big plus in my mind.
    I'll have to add it to my list for once I've finished WOT

  • @notonlyhuman6073
    @notonlyhuman6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Shad: I’m out in the Shadlands doing some adventuring
    The same fallen tree from the last 4 videos: 👀

  • @mavaviekurva
    @mavaviekurva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey Shad I like the point you are trying to prove. As a person that lives in the mountains and does a lot of firewood gathering I think I have some experience that I can share. When it comes down to cutting down trees and cutting them in smaller bits a light sharp blade is usually the best. I actually prefer machetes over axes (even for cutting down kindda big trees) as with them you are more precise and tire you less than an axe. With that being said I would greatly prefer having an axe with a thin light blade (like the battle axe). And as you mentioned - cutting long pieces of wood is far more practical for camping that chopping big blocks of wood.
    *One small nitpicking comment: it is always far better to cut down a piece of wood with diagonal cuts than with perpendicular ones

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Machetes were designed to cut through tough wood like sugar cane and I believe there are machetes that look like axes, I think they are called bolo machetes.
      Edit: I was wrong the name is cane machete

  • @theolivestones9324
    @theolivestones9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Usually hate ads but Audible is awesome and I complete second what Shad said about them.

    • @ogburnher
      @ogburnher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Using it since forever. I suscribed there when it wasnt even bought by amazon. It is so good.

  • @superpowerhouse653
    @superpowerhouse653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To show you the cutting power of this wood cutting axe, I CHOPPED THIS WOOD IN HALF!

  • @PontusWelin
    @PontusWelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I can second that boom recommendation! I was pleasantly surprised! Before I got it, I was thinking “oh another youtuber with a book. Woopdieedoo.” But I had my audible subscription and wasn’t sure what to get next so I gave the book a go. And wow! It is genuinely great! I’m proud of you Shad! I’m looking forward to reading more in the future. 🤩

  • @nodot17
    @nodot17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Closed captions " Greetings I'm shattered"..... TH-cam's depressed today I see

  • @xXScissorHandsXx
    @xXScissorHandsXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TY! This is definitely a case of seeing the title and a "why the hell havent I seen that before?" Good stuff 👍

  • @Scoob505
    @Scoob505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this guy, haha, he is so sweet and enthusiastic, and shares my passion in this stuff.

  • @pathfinderGM
    @pathfinderGM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm loving seeing shad de-age in his videos. Him regaining his energy is awesome and we get to see even more and better videos like this one. Makes me happy