May 2016 Loot Crate / Geek Gear / Lootaku | Ashens

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  • @MarquisSmith
    @MarquisSmith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I'm with Ashens on this.
    Big Heads is a videogame cheatcode, not a mandatory feature on a collectable figurine.

    • @Rederister
      @Rederister 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They seem to work better if the character already looks interesting, like my Vision one looks cool, but if it's just someone in a suit or streetclothes it has no real personality, even with hairstyles and accessories, since there's no facial features

    • @acidroofproductions9378
      @acidroofproductions9378 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like them for certain characters. The Game of Thrones ones look horrible in Pop Vinyl format, but I do enjoy m y Vault-Boy, Dovahkiin and Dogmeat Pops.

    • @a.j8307
      @a.j8307 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

    • @johng7410
      @johng7410 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really hate the big heads in the video games as well actually. People that like big heads in computer games are probably the same assholes that played oddjob in GoldenEye.

    • @CheatcodeGamingOfficial
      @CheatcodeGamingOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @VistaSuxx
    @VistaSuxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Drinking coffee with the infinity glove on your left hand while wearing your oven mitt infinity glove on your right hand, Ashens is now a god

  • @GamerRespawned
    @GamerRespawned 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The thing I hate most about Lootcrate isn't the frequently shit item quality, but it's the most surface level "nerd" stuff you can get. Marvel stuff, or Street Fight stuff, or Dragonball stuff. It's just so uninteresting.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its featured two decks for Superfight, that wasn't disappointing if you like the series like me. Though I now need Anime deck one to go with Anime deck2.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Most of it is also useless. Like this dragonball thing - nobody would use it for an actual keychain. Maybe you could use it as a Christmas tree decoration. And who wants all those statues/figures around the house collecting dust.

    • @author.jessica.kemery
      @author.jessica.kemery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and plastic figurines. Who needs that many big headed dust collectors?

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +culwin Hardcore collectors. I know guys that have shelves of the stuff.

    • @ghostisblack
      @ghostisblack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      some people collect thousands of them...not me, but some peopel...

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    _"I wish I had a new oven mitt."_
    said absolutely no one subscribed to Loot Crate ever in the history of everything.
    And so they did.

  • @tekguru8
    @tekguru8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    At least it's better than the Fucking inflatable fucking crown..

    • @seannyyx
      @seannyyx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I did love when they sent him a special package with over 100 of them XD

    • @princessjuleit
      @princessjuleit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sean “Seanny” nyyx did he make a video about that? I'd love to see it

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      fucking ANYTHING is better than fucking inflatable fucking crowns.

    • @retcxn
      @retcxn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it's a Fucking Infinity Gauntlet Oven Mitt

    • @bloodandsilver3440
      @bloodandsilver3440 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      the inflatable crown joke is getting seriously old

  • @Zoot101
    @Zoot101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Having to receive a Loot Crate every month is a fate so horrible I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. My deepest sympathy, Ashens.

  • @shootyshooty4729
    @shootyshooty4729 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If you put that Infinity Gauntlet cooking mit on while handling the Infinity Gauntlet molded mug, the universe will collapse in on itself.

  • @Colaglass
    @Colaglass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Next month's theme: GAME OVER"
    Well, I guess that was that for GeekGear.

  • @winterroberts6273
    @winterroberts6273 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When he mentioned preheating the oven I wondered if he remembered to check it for arcade boards first.

  • @Mysticfox-wk2be
    @Mysticfox-wk2be 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I still have that glove somewhere. I know they were recalled but in return they send a shirt that is so cheap it disintegrates after a few washes.

  • @niceonemate8198
    @niceonemate8198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Loot crate boom shacka lacks anything worth keeping

    • @al5in
      @al5in 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      boom shacka lacks its hot like lava

    • @michaelangello1327
      @michaelangello1327 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Croot Late, you mean?

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Croot Latte, the Tau brew.

    • @Charlie-nb1xo
      @Charlie-nb1xo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      who is that person that keeps popping up with the beard

    • @mothergoose3585
      @mothergoose3585 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      not sure, but he creeps me da fuck out.

  • @CaptainSauce
    @CaptainSauce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The entire time I was saying "literally anyone but Sharon Carter" and of course, crates never fail to depress.

  • @ZefVolk
    @ZefVolk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Will the next Ashen's Crate have a vinyl figure of Dan with a head 1/10th the size of the rest of his body?

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What would be hilarious is if funco pop made and then sent him figures of himself, Dan, Barry, and Larry, or maybe just him.

    • @WillWatches
      @WillWatches 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Kandi Gloss don't forget Chef Excellence!

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Mcmeekin Oh jeez, yes

    • @Blacknight8850
      @Blacknight8850 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember the March video when he got that Uncharted mug with his name on and was completely baffled? I think if the person packing the box at the factory recognized his name and put in a tiny effigy of him Ashens would probably be so spooked he'd stop doing loot boxes altogether!

    • @ZefVolk
      @ZefVolk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      William Mcmeekin
      An excellent bobblehead

  • @mybigcrack
    @mybigcrack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I like seeing stuart get things that he actually likes :)

  • @TheInsanemonkeyboy
    @TheInsanemonkeyboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Pop vinyls are this century's Beanie babies.

    • @JaggerIsBurritos
      @JaggerIsBurritos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except now they're absurdly expensive.

    • @TheInsanemonkeyboy
      @TheInsanemonkeyboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HammerMC Beanie Babies were too at one time.

    • @MGX93dot
      @MGX93dot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some still sell very well. Too well.

    • @landofgrundo
      @landofgrundo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow too true...

    • @dscyrux
      @dscyrux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Buy them in bulk and immediately flip them. Get profit for crap that won't be worth anything in 5 years when people finally realize they're buying crap figures that all look exactly the same.

  • @PhaQ2
    @PhaQ2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I thought that certificate said *SHIT LORD*

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if *"SHIT LORD"* is a thing?

    • @someoneman4393
      @someoneman4393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Shitlord" is a term used by radical SJW feminists to insult people they don't like such as White people, men, heterosexuals, etc.

    • @jonathangardea8080
      @jonathangardea8080 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Somone “Someoneman” Mann found the shitlord

    • @edenkeeping2298
      @edenkeeping2298 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have a yognaught

    • @zackl2000
      @zackl2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You saw it, therefore you are it. We all bow to you lord

  • @sup209
    @sup209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Jesus christ on a bicycle, you might as well call that Looktaku box the "Overy cutesy deformed plastic shit box."

  • @grizzly._.
    @grizzly._. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    How the hell does a fucking OVEN GLOVE get a pass? Ashens getting soft in his old age?!

    • @VeritasEtAequitas
      @VeritasEtAequitas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's funny, quirky, creative unlike Funko crap, and actually a neat useful nerdy item for anyone not living on hot pockets in their mom's basement.

    • @RedeadLink
      @RedeadLink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's like saying the shoelaces and socks are useful... they are but it really isn't a good item, seeing as you can get one for a couple of quid.

    • @LexonyAble
      @LexonyAble 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +A daft punk t
      That burns, better get my oven glove.

    • @VeritasEtAequitas
      @VeritasEtAequitas 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jimmy Rolesu Then I guess you don't get the nuances of an oven mitt compared to things like shoelaces.

    • @Motatnema
      @Motatnema 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually needed a new oven glove. This is probably the first time I got something practical out of a loot crate.

  • @corncobjohnsonreal
    @corncobjohnsonreal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    they didn't even capitalize the I's

    • @ZefVolk
      @ZefVolk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You don't use upper case 'i' on the Dark Side!

    • @marie-ff2cy
      @marie-ff2cy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also the fucking training centers are still the dumbest thing ever, the prequels ruined that too.

    • @Gh0stClown
      @Gh0stClown 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also 'Has earned the rank of title of-'

    • @STKMY94
      @STKMY94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I noticed that straight away. It bothered me wayy too much o_o

    • @kizmetmars
      @kizmetmars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...rank *and* title of: -1
      *privileges* -1
      *On this day,......* paragraph is
      one sentence and contains
      three ands. -1
      Non-capitalisation of *i* -1
      *Needs much better grammar.
      Grade: "Hayden Christensen's acting career"

  • @A_Player
    @A_Player 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "He drooled on his own ball and that is something that nobody wants to see."
    You'd be surprised, Ashen.

  • @HoboHouse
    @HoboHouse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Water pokemon are the hypest, DAMN YOU ASHENS

    • @eoin730
      @eoin730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ah its mr "I do"

    • @d3rSyg
      @d3rSyg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gyarados and Lapras ftw.

    • @Adrastia
      @Adrastia 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. It's grass that sucks. They're too flammable.

    • @jaredbarton6161
      @jaredbarton6161 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Adrastia Couldn't hear you over the sound of my Mega Drain.

    • @yaboibunsen363
      @yaboibunsen363 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should probably call a plumber then, or whoever fixes that.

  • @dabunnyman9133
    @dabunnyman9133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    On the oven glove controversy, I'll give you odds he used it on his left hand so all the printing was directly against the heat.
    Also congrats on the certificate. Since a Lord must be some kind of leader in the group it means you're now some kind of Sith-head. (sorry.)

  • @SpaztallicA
    @SpaztallicA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Black person was always my favourite avenger

  • @Aravzil
    @Aravzil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    All I want for christmas is an inflatable oven glove 👌

  • @ohlookitsmikey
    @ohlookitsmikey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The geek gear was pretty good! Those Pokemon badges are about £15-20 on Etsy, depending where you get them, plus, this had a lovely box. Winner!

    • @VeritasEtAequitas
      @VeritasEtAequitas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or a couple bucks per set on eBay or aliexpress...

    • @ohlookitsmikey
      @ohlookitsmikey 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing about Ebay is that depending where the items come from, they can contain harmful metals and things in them. There was a whole deal with jewellery contain lead to make it weigh more and seem more of a good deal.
      But if they're legit, that's an awesome price!

    • @VeritasEtAequitas
      @VeritasEtAequitas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +ohlookitsmikey (generic statement in defense of your purchase having cost more that really applies to pretty much anything in the world yet at the same time does not necessarily apply here at all because nobody has shown any of them being made with lead so it's still just pointlessly self-reassurance)

    • @shiniclone
      @shiniclone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got the same box and mine didn't have the Pikachu or the Pokemon badges, they definitely send the best stuff to Ashens :(

    • @DanOmegaStanton
      @DanOmegaStanton 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ellis wilkinson agreed i only got a pokeball and a keyring seems a little unfair

  • @benny_boy19
    @benny_boy19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    18:47 "Black Person" xD

  • @kod14kbear35
    @kod14kbear35 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I thought the bb8 type trinket was the holy hand grenade of Antioch

  • @3enjoy3
    @3enjoy3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "My girlfriend won't like this mug as it will be difficult to clean" - Ashens dicing with death at the hands of feminists!

    • @PumpkinHeadJim
      @PumpkinHeadJim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Wy Vern it's no true Scotsman you dumbfuck

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am a girlfriend and I can confirm that those mugs are difficult to clean.

    • @theplayliszt-8-bitmusic426
      @theplayliszt-8-bitmusic426 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well, the box did contain a "privelaged Sith Lord" certificate.

    • @roberthpilesund384
      @roberthpilesund384 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Girlfriend ? Nothing wrong with it, just assumed he was leaning in some other directiion ?

    • @jezz2k
      @jezz2k 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just chuck it in the dishwasher or tell him to clean it himself.

  • @guyperson4564
    @guyperson4564 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was expecting to see a melted double dragon pcb when he opened the oven. Fortunately it seems to have found a better storage location.

  • @DairunCates
    @DairunCates 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You got the Golden Oopa? Those are super rare!
    ...I don't regret that reference at all.

    • @hoshireo
      @hoshireo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah it also can make a murdering asshole a billionaire

    • @AustinKeegan
      @AustinKeegan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't he get arrested? I don't think you can sell it in jail.

    • @aaazz11999
      @aaazz11999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No regrets for getting this reference either. Or maybe very minor ones. Either way, 't was worth it.

  • @robertlembo
    @robertlembo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ashens those are technically blind bags.....burn them......

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not all of them deserve to be burned, at least in my opinion. Especially not the Infinity Mitt.

    • @robertlembo
      @robertlembo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Chaos89P Ashens burns terrible items he finds in blind bags...I want him to burn the little bobble heads not the oven mitt....

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Lembo Oh, the deformed bobbleheads? I wouldn't mind if he burns those, or those Funko Pop things.

    • @Daminite
      @Daminite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marvel themed Bratz bobble head? Kill it, Kill With FIRE!!!

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the item is high quality, he won't burn it but he would burn it if the item

  • @hotlavatube
    @hotlavatube หลายเดือนก่อน

    "It appears to be an oven glove" is pretty much the perfect description for that product given how it melts when used. The gloves were recalled in July 2016.

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In the age of COVID, wondering if Ashens is actually using the Infinity Oven Mitt to shake peoples' hands.

  • @Sttahl
    @Sttahl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun Fact: Those Infinity Gauntlet oven gloves are made out of a material that is actually very flammable and now have been pulled from any and all shelves (to my understanding.)

  • @timtamsteve
    @timtamsteve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I went to a Comic Con where there was a stall with wall made entirely out of Funko Pop!s. Probably over a thousand of them.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funko have a giant stall at JPX every year. With two exclusives. And people flock to it like crazy.

  • @GROENAASMusic
    @GROENAASMusic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Use the force" and the toilet-man is my kind of humour. xD

  • @alexanderbinz7380
    @alexanderbinz7380 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    bloody hell, are you still doing these?

  • @beautyforashes2022
    @beautyforashes2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awww, I would have loved to have that Pikachu wearing the Charmander costume and I'm not even a Pokemon fan. I just like Pikachu and that particular plushy is really cute.

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Oh, my giddy aunt!"
    And all the Doctor Who fans simultaneously gasped.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** So is the word "bow-tie", but DW fans have almost patented it.

    • @markhawksford785
      @markhawksford785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or just normal British words

    • @samueltaylor5420
      @samueltaylor5420 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DarthRushy Arguably, so have James Bond fans. 'Oh, my giddy aunts' is literally something my parents have said since I can remember, and I'm not even British.

    • @mrgingercow
      @mrgingercow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (Warning, this comment contains opinions.) You call yourself a Doctor Who fan. Bah.
      There is no more Doctor who. Not since David Tennent and Christopher Eccleston.
      It has died as Spongebob and the Simpsons have.

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He says it all the time, and it's a common british saying

  • @hiddenbutdeadly
    @hiddenbutdeadly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Vision was OP Nerf please Marvel"
    well you got your wish in IW

  • @SakuraFoxFurry
    @SakuraFoxFurry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ashens, that is a bootleg Pikachu plush. There is NO way a legit one should be in that box. It was only at a Pokemon Center opening in Japan.

  • @kitchsc
    @kitchsc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I guess you can Ashen got pretty lucky he didn't use the Oven glove since the thing has been recalled due to the gloves failing to work and ends with people getting burned.

    • @itxi
      @itxi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you not watch the video?

  • @timaloy865
    @timaloy865 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    what the fuck was that subliminal?

    • @3enjoy3
      @3enjoy3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Mentski, he's on YT too

    • @timaloy865
      @timaloy865 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm now conditioned to kill every time i see his face so i'll avoid that channel.

    • @3enjoy3
      @3enjoy3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bryan Radley Lol!

    • @UhhhJdragonR
      @UhhhJdragonR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Bryan Radley mission report. December 16 1991

    • @bumblebee7838
      @bumblebee7838 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is Charles Manson.
      His spirit has possessed your computer.
      Maybe better smash it and throw it in holy water.

  • @QTEila
    @QTEila 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    still love that the oven mitt got called back due to health hazards, literally causing people to burn themselves badly due to how extremely thin they were, to the point where they broke and burned from just holding a plate taken out of the oven.

  • @AlanWattResistance
    @AlanWattResistance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Wanna here a joke?
    Norfolk.

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Your spelling?

    • @AlanWattResistance
      @AlanWattResistance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nilguiri Norfolk ejucashun.

    • @NicolinkGamingVideos
      @NicolinkGamingVideos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wanna hear another joke?
      Loot Crate's item quality

    • @AlanWattResistance
      @AlanWattResistance 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      NicoLink HA!

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Surely you've never been to Essex.... I came from there... Its a dump...

  • @Boogie_the_cat
    @Boogie_the_cat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest part about that stupid oven glove is even a blind person can see that it's so thin that in the future, it will be recalled because it doesn't work.
    You can see that without actual rods or cones. It's thinner than Kate Moss.

    • @hotlavatube
      @hotlavatube หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good eye, and you're only half-wrong. They won't be recalled "in the future" as this video is 8 years old and the gloves were already recalled in 2016. According to the US Consumer Product Safety Commission "The oven mitts lack thermal protection, posing a burn hazard to consumers". There's some nasty photos of melted gloves online.

  • @060steve
    @060steve 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Was that the guy from on the buses at the end? xD

    • @markhawksford785
      @markhawksford785 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sure was hahah

    • @troylivingstone1082
      @troylivingstone1082 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure was! Shame, he's dead now as well.

    • @3enjoy3
      @3enjoy3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Lewis, he died last year. He was also in the film The Krays lol

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blakey fro the show "On the buses", played by Stephen Lewis... Never saw it.
      He played "Smiler" though in the show "Last of the Summer Wine", he worked for Auntie Wainwright. That I saw, my dad was a fan of the show.

    • @eustacequinlank7418
      @eustacequinlank7418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *I'll get you, Butler!*

  • @garcon45
    @garcon45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you...did make sure there wasn't a jamma board in the oven this time, right?

  • @1973Washu
    @1973Washu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You have to remember to polish your badges.

  • @NoobixCube
    @NoobixCube 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashens drinking game: Binge all his videos. Take a drink every time he says he wishes he had a knife. Finish your drink on the rare occasion he's actually got a knife. Drink for the entire "sharpest knife in the world" montage.

  • @VaughnJogVlog
    @VaughnJogVlog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Thank God I have the common sense not to buy into these geek exploitation services.

    • @JSlaffter
      @JSlaffter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Geeksploitation, if you will

    • @ens0246
      @ens0246 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      anyone who actually buys these things is a huge mug

    • @VaughnJogVlog
      @VaughnJogVlog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack Slaughter
      hey, I coined that phrase last year. Trademark pending.

    • @DrHackmoff
      @DrHackmoff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what i dont get, this shit gets thrown at you everytime you go into a comic or videogame store.
      Just WHY would you want to also have to bother with it at home ? for extra cost ???
      Are the subscribers of these boxes THAT LAZY ? or really THAT STUPID ?!

    • @VaughnJogVlog
      @VaughnJogVlog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max Max
      I'm ashamed to call myself a "gamer" anymore. If you say you're a gamer, or a fan of movies, people assume your house is a hoarder's swamp of figurines, posters, costumes, and every inch of it is licensed merch.

  • @SHITsk8isgr8
    @SHITsk8isgr8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is there a face at 12:01?
    I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS

  • @zh84
    @zh84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:55 I have the same stove as Dr Ashen. The honour!

  • @GingerKing1439
    @GingerKing1439 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:35 I had the same feeling too, but to me Mega Tokyo sounded like something out of an 80's sci-fi novel.
    Though that Pikachu plush toy looks really nice if I say so.

  • @retropirate1
    @retropirate1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "It's gonna annoy my girlfriend."
    "My girlfriend."
    "Girlfriend."
    Oh...

    • @cruelfish4824
      @cruelfish4824 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is.

    • @hanslimstrom1044
      @hanslimstrom1044 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +CruelFish lol...isn't Barry married with kids?

    • @DeadxXxCorpse
      @DeadxXxCorpse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He married a kid, even multiple of them?

    • @flabini4883
      @flabini4883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Dead Corpse It's a figure of speech meaning a family with kids, you may recall a sitcom called "Married... with Children"

    • @DeadxXxCorpse
      @DeadxXxCorpse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know that, I was just joking ;D

  • @kinagrill
    @kinagrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Inedible Bulk!
    Also Funkpop Darth Vader looks more like Dark Helmet from Space Balls with that oversized head... I just dun get it with the oversized head shit... it was fun for older PS games where you can unlock BIG HEAD mode with a cheat code or whatnot... eh.

  • @Crybaby_Club
    @Crybaby_Club 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hi welcome to the comments section. Today we have a bunch of people asking who the baldy bearded guy is again as well as people expressing their like/dislike of the Loot Crate concept. Enjoy your stay.

  • @alseid8709
    @alseid8709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Civil War bobblehead was totally Mockingbird from Agents of Shield. It even had her face.
    AOS CONFIRMED CANON.
    CONFIRMED.

  • @ggjiggle6926
    @ggjiggle6926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That Pikachu was actually really cute. Makes me wish I had subscribed so I could get one.
    But alas I'm on a trip soon so had to save. I shall have to attempt to steal yours through some kind of mind control.

    • @DMoness
      @DMoness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The pikachu was really nice. However the pokemon plushies are random and Ashens seem to get a really big one.

    • @DaBitchOfThemAll
      @DaBitchOfThemAll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can buy one on amazon.This plush has been around for a while, it used to be available for purchase on the pokemon center site but is no longer available there. www.amazon.com/Pokemon-original-Pikachu-dressed-MegaCharizard/dp/B01931RGL2?ie=UTF8&keywords=charizard%20pikachu%20plush&qid=1464454160&ref_=sr_1_15&sr=8-15

    • @ggjiggle6926
      @ggjiggle6926 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still too broke to get one at the moment. And they were random sized ones? I bet the others were equally as cute though. But Ashens and that luck xD

    • @ggjiggle6926
      @ggjiggle6926 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Matt N If by "gay" you mean the original term, then of course. A life without happiness is a life filled with monotony and tedium. What is life for, if not for living?
      However, if by "gay" you're referring to sexual attraction then I think you're overcompensating your own idioms on the subject. Things people like and don't like, and how they speak have little influence on sexual orientation. Sexuality in itself is rather ambiguous. Be you heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, sapiosexual, androsexual, demisexual and a whole host of others. All of which cross over and accumulate at different points in time. Trying to define what someone is off of irrelevant facts is just backwards thinking. And if you're pushing tables onto others who have shown no preference either way, then you should probably look at yourself. Why do you have such distaste for the word gay? Why do you attempt to push that term onto others? After all whether someone is gay or not doesn't actually hold any sway on the matter as people are who they are regardless and they will like what they like. We are who we are, no-matter how you try to define us. We are individuals.
      You either need to grow up, open your eyes to the world around you, think for yourself or take a good hard look at the repressed person you are currently portraying.
      Either way I would recommend reading more and expanding that narrow way of thinking you have. It's a big wide world out there.

    • @ggjiggle6926
      @ggjiggle6926 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Matt N If by "gay" you mean the original term, then of course. A life without happiness is a life filled with monotony and tedium. What is life for, if not for living?
      However, if by "gay" you're referring to sexual attraction then I think you're overcompensating your own idioms on the subject. Things people like and don't like, and how they speak have little influence on sexual orientation. Sexuality in itself is rather ambiguous. Be you heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, sapiosexual, androsexual, demisexual and a whole host of others. All of which cross over and accumulate at different points in time. Trying to define what someone is off of irrelevant facts is just backwards thinking. And if you're pushing tables onto others who have shown no preference either way, then you should probably look at yourself. Why do you have such distaste for the word gay? Why do you attempt to push that term onto others? After all whether someone is gay or not doesn't actually hold any sway on the matter as people are who they are regardless and they will like what they like. We are who we are, no-matter how you try to define us. We are individuals.
      You either need to grow up, open your eyes to the world around you, think for yourself or take a good hard look at the repressed person you are currently portraying.
      Either way I would recommend reading more and expanding that narrow way of thinking you have. It's a big wide world out there.

  • @captaincomic8678
    @captaincomic8678 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those Q-Figs usually come with a little plastic word balloon mounted on the base where you can write little phrases for the figurine to "say."

  • @atomknight8361
    @atomknight8361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bloody hell a lootcrate

  • @warlord1873
    @warlord1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine if Thanos' got swapped for this one in film would have been epic

  • @landofgrundo
    @landofgrundo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Remember when ashens used to actually turn the loot crate boxes inside out. Those were the days ;)

  • @evilutionltd
    @evilutionltd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashens, you aren't mobile so is it necessary to run the camera off batteries only? Why not plug it into the wall?

  • @geneticallygeneric14
    @geneticallygeneric14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw the pokemon badges last year when I met you Ashens :)

  • @mohamadnajibmohamadshukri9856
    @mohamadnajibmohamadshukri9856 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What happened to the original Tokyo, why did it have to be mega?" this cracked me up lolol

  • @marie-ff2cy
    @marie-ff2cy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So wait, "Lootaku" has nothing Japanese in it? Why is it's name based on otaku then? That's fucking dumb

    • @lootaku9746
      @lootaku9746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our company name is just a play on words. We have a lot of anime themed months, but we also do other themes to cater for a wider audience. This month is Marvel themed because of the Civil War movie.

    • @marie-ff2cy
      @marie-ff2cy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lootakubox don't you think it's somewhat false advertising to have a name that's contrary to the products? there are plenty of other boxes pushing Civil War guff, why not specialise in anime/otaku culture? I get that you're probably a big company and need to cater to the majority, but there is a big audience out there for anime, both old and new, that hate comic books. Take a page from J-list's book!

    • @lootaku9746
      @lootaku9746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well our themes are very focused. As in we list out exactly what theme it is every month, and give huge hints as to what would be inside.
      But the bigger reason why we don't just do anime themes is the variety of anime merchandise that comes out every month. We only do anime themes when we find really nice and high quality items, but those definitely don't get released monthly. The large manufacturers are only focused on mainstream animes such as Dragon Ball, One Piece, Naruto, Gundam, etc. If we do anime themes every month then we're forced to choose low quality or uninteresting products.
      This is also why boxes that are purely anime focused don't do well every month.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sometimes people think "Otaku" and "Nerd/Geek" are interchangeable... Few realize "Otaku" isn't the word for geek or nerd in Japanese culture.. =_=

    • @lootaku9746
      @lootaku9746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well Otaku really only means somebody that's overly obsessed with something in popular culture. Hence our name is Loot and Otaku put together to mean somebody obsessed with loot.

  • @thedesucomplex4365
    @thedesucomplex4365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for testing the mitt out! That's a huge help. I might see if I can pick one up

  • @remmus64
    @remmus64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    talks about the water badge...pulls out the rock badge you get from Brock...man Im old...

    • @kenouk6183
      @kenouk6183 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you re not old, you re experienced

    • @MCOmegaX123
      @MCOmegaX123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, because he said "I'm *not going to take out* the water Pokemon badge, because nobody cares about those"... Pay attention before you criticize.
      EDIT: Fixed wording of the quote.

  • @ChrisTuffursStuff
    @ChrisTuffursStuff 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have any of yours ever come late? I ordered my first one and it was due at the end of May and still, nothing has arrived?

  • @gerardcox9584
    @gerardcox9584 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay, elephantitus heads for the win, yay!

  • @Lousidity
    @Lousidity 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crumpling up the certificate is exactly what a Sith Lord would do. Darth Ashens confirmed!

  • @benadams6332
    @benadams6332 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First I though it said earned the rank of Shitlord instead of Sithlord.

  • @rkhoe1105
    @rkhoe1105 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I was too busy arranging mortgages and eating planets" I died laughing.

  • @supreme-dictator-donald-tr6611
    @supreme-dictator-donald-tr6611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I will send you're 45,000,000 pounds for that golden ultron

    • @Redn2000
      @Redn2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Wy Vern British currency.

    • @jonathanbanks8110
      @jonathanbanks8110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Wy Vern are viscount biscuits still a thing? Nostalgia moment...

    • @Nilon241
      @Nilon241 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jonathan Banks Damn straight and they're still godlike.

    • @jonathanbanks8110
      @jonathanbanks8110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Nilon241 know where I can buy them in bulk?

    • @Nilon241
      @Nilon241 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jonathan Banks Quality Save iirc

  • @TheAelishify
    @TheAelishify 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know if you'll read this, but if you don't want to use the oven mitt for its intended purpose, use it as a cover for dish soap.

  • @rnottrnott5528
    @rnottrnott5528 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'LL GET YOU BUTLER!

  • @freeNode5
    @freeNode5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    why does the box say not to turn it inside out? is there a surprise if you do?

  • @robonerd8327
    @robonerd8327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I do" said some guy😐

  • @fiftymk_fox4914
    @fiftymk_fox4914 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    if the battery keeps failing isn't there a cord you can plug it in or something IDK what kind you have though

  • @TheMrKeksLp
    @TheMrKeksLp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I severly doubt that glove can withstand 500 °C

    • @iamapurplecat
      @iamapurplecat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      void* fahrenheit not celsius

  • @SSJGhost_Wolf
    @SSJGhost_Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What is that at 12:00?

  • @vox3l979
    @vox3l979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i luv u ashens plz play on my mincraft severe

    • @Marabonbon
      @Marabonbon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao

    • @offtherailscunt
      @offtherailscunt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just HOW severe IS Minecraft?

    • @offtherailscunt
      @offtherailscunt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Shhh kid.

    • @vox3l979
      @vox3l979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +ThatOneDutchGamer I sory I dont very do inglish

    • @vox3l979
      @vox3l979 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Knight and Crow i not child!!! i big boy, olredy six!!!!!!

  • @vonbongen9363
    @vonbongen9363 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dad got my mum some actual Joy Division Oven Gloves for Christmas once... those online shops that do custom t shirts and mugs have expanded their ranges to the point of bizarreness.

  • @MrDyl666
    @MrDyl666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can someone tell me what that face that keeps popping up in his videos is for ? Aha subliminal messaging joke?

    • @tujiongyhrd
      @tujiongyhrd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's mentski, he's a youtuber friend of Stewart. A long running joke ;)

    • @jkizzy7636
      @jkizzy7636 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i managed to pause the vid as it popped up i have a screenshot of it

    • @NCSartist3
      @NCSartist3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Veeery long.

  • @yoghurtlord1745
    @yoghurtlord1745 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last Ultron was more terrifying than the film version.

  • @bartwardenn555
    @bartwardenn555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been subscribed to ashens for about two years and I still don't understand the running gag. You know it, the one that flashes for a half second. Is it just a funny face or is there more to it. I am by no means an ashens lore master.

    • @DeathTheKidKH
      @DeathTheKidKH 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no clue

    • @OliviaR619
      @OliviaR619 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one really knows I don't think he does anymore 😂😂😂

    • @willdd
      @willdd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am exactly the same as you!! I don't understand it at all

    • @pigfartswizarding
      @pigfartswizarding 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a fellow youtuber, Mentski

  • @pancakepower1006
    @pancakepower1006 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a tune to be alive indeed

  • @Patriotfan1752
    @Patriotfan1752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i got pissed off at that oven mitt, almost as much as ashens got at the inflatable crown, like seriously a fucking oven mitt

    • @D00dlebugInc
      @D00dlebugInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patriotfan1752 I respect different people have different tastes but honestly, what's wrong with an oven mitt? It's a genuine usable item that is also geeky. That's what I would WANT to get in geek boxes if I actually subscribed to them

  • @noobiusmaximus6314
    @noobiusmaximus6314 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first time I have ever heard anyone outside my family talk about Half Man Half Biscuit

  • @landofgrundo
    @landofgrundo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That awkward moment when you only have one like on your comment and it looks like you liked it

  • @zaferoph
    @zaferoph 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    How long does it take for the loot crate to come for you? I bought one like 3 weeks ago still haven't come.

  • @zsandmann
    @zsandmann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Con-trov-o-see?

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to British pronunciation of words. Though Ashens is making it a bit more worst then it should be.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welcome to the *correct* pronunciation of *English* words. FTFY

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm American and that's how I pronounce "controversy" as well.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ender Skies - Yes, the correct way to pronounce those words.
      You guys butchered the language enough, I mean 'ax', 'thru' and 'nite'. No u's in colour and honour etc. Lazy much.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ender Skies - No, writing night "nite", and through "thru", because they're "too difficult" is the epitome of retardation.
      And guess what, sodIUM, natrIUM, radIUM, uranIUM,.. aluminIUM.

  • @jetmemes3265
    @jetmemes3265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love your un-boxing videos especially that you tell things for what they are and you don't constantly say how good things are that's aren't.

  • @Kendog54
    @Kendog54 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn't the oven glove get recalled? For safety reasons

  • @leedoughty1607
    @leedoughty1607 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg that random on the busses picture at the end 😂😂😂

  • @matttilford2601
    @matttilford2601 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a collectable with a giant head that I love. it's the Palisades Alien queen bust and it's awesome... but also the correct scale

  • @rchaffer
    @rchaffer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:15 The lower case "I"s made me die a little inside

  • @hoppyman11
    @hoppyman11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apart from that unfortunate face, that Civil War bobblehead actually looked really detailed.

  • @hughmitchell4266
    @hughmitchell4266 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is that a picture of at 12:01? (It only lasts for like a few frames but I managed to stop the video on it)