CHAPTERS: 00:00:00 - War is Heaven 00:00:48 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song 00:17:19 - Skeptic Tank Starts Now! 00:51:36 - Get tickets now! 00:52:48 - Back to the episode 01:44:00 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir 01:44:20 - Outro
war is just the easier way to genocide, population reduction of the strongest males. check out 'The Corbett Report' im shure youd love it Ari. hes got a documentary 'the world war 1 conspiracy' its absolutely dope dude! get some popcorn or like Ritz crackers is thats more inline with your Hebe tastebuds. thanks for all the free pods Ari; i heard you might stop Podcasting; i hope thats not true Im just starting to soak them up this year. your the realest famous person i ever saw; and so i say...HAIL THE KING OF THE JEWS! the massiah of comedy has arrived. Love you bud; stay frosty.
I loved this podcast w gEOffry. I know, bizarre spelling. This cat gets it. He's like actually funny. Core. And I just have to come back to this and comment on the whole "errbody doin a special' . You guys nail it in the fact that ....not everybody should. Some? yes. But some should be absolutely proud of their writing skills. Ya? er No? I'm wondering this after mr louis katz.... Funny, ya but I see how the whole strike ab f'ckd him. IDK? I'm just a bartender
Didn't see the notification for the Ship shows until like an hour late, so thanks for making it tricky for the dummies! Can't beat flying in from Dallas for your Saturday late show in VIP as my first time there. P.S. I'll bet you a cocktail you can't come up with a joke referencing Jenga. 😎 Awesome to catch Geoffrey on here!
Real comedy nerds will know within the first 30 seconds after the intro if a comedy special is worth sitting through. Just cause you put it out doesn’t mean I’ll watch it all, but I’ll give it a shot.
Hirohito remained emperor, and his clan remains the ruling monarchs. Japan uses the British system. We allowed the officials and Imperial persons (royalty) to mostly survive the war because the US needed to counter the USSR more than anything else. Japan never got its Nuremberg, and to this day refuses to apologize for the grape of Nanking or its war crimes. They gov't schools teach victim mentality. :D
Good episode, nice conversation, great guy. But Asmus should re-read his history books. People of Norway and other european countries were not necessarily «down and dandy» with the nazis, they were occupied by a superior military might. In fact, Norway had one of the war’s most successful resistance movements!
Norway did! every country had resistance movements. But they weren't all quite as popular as we like to imagine they were. Most of the French willingly sided with the Vichy regime for instance.
It literally seems like 100s of specials in the last few months and I haven't found more than 5 that are funny and some of those it seemed like could have been better or needed some more time to sharpen up. I'm just a fan so my opinion is obviously not important but it is making me weary of youtube specials. If they are good though I will pay for it.
I like how Ari said Mardi Gras was created so slave owners could let slaves cut loose and have a party. I think he was actually sincere this time. I could be wrong though. Hard to tell with him. Mardi Gras is a Catholic celebration for the beginning of lent. 😂
i don't understand how people not only film themselves saying something stupid and wrong (about why it's called the U.K.), but then to upload it so everyone can see how dumb (therefore relatable?) they are
@30:35 Asmus mentions Sinéad O'Connor tearing up a picture of the pope. I call BS on his opinion that if anybody did that today nobody would care. Also, can you name a high profile person that would do that has the balls to do that today?
1:06:40 pretty sure Russia lost almost 30 mil alone. China lost 15-20 mil but nobody in the western world ever talks about that. Not trying to be a truther but I find it a dark yet interesting fact. edit: he brought it up later 🤷♂
My wife's dad was in the Vietnam war and she did 23andme and she has 1% Vietnamese even though she is 99% European and we think it is from Agent Orange poisoning that was passed down and since they all have it and so does she it shows up as she is also Vietnamese. No studies have been done yet but that would be a great study.
So you're saying they just say if anyone had agent orange poisoning they are Vietnamese? Doesn't sound very scientific. Then again I'm not entirely convinced on the precision of this DNA testing outfits so maybe they are that lazy. Or maybe her dad still has some Vietnamese DNA on his pecker when he got home and impregnated her mom lmao.
No such thing as marine who doesn't know what to do.. lol. They eat crayons and kill, one or the other. Lmfao jk we're brothers. They do eat crayons and kill though 😅😂
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CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - War is Heaven
00:00:48 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
00:17:19 - Skeptic Tank Starts Now!
00:51:36 - Get tickets now!
00:52:48 - Back to the episode
01:44:00 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
01:44:20 - Outro
war is just the easier way to genocide, population reduction of the strongest males.
check out 'The Corbett Report' im shure youd love it Ari. hes got a documentary 'the world war 1 conspiracy' its absolutely dope dude! get some popcorn or like Ritz crackers is thats more inline with your Hebe tastebuds.
thanks for all the free pods Ari; i heard you might stop Podcasting; i hope thats not true Im just starting to soak them up this year. your the realest famous person i ever saw; and so i say...HAIL THE KING OF THE JEWS! the massiah of comedy has arrived.
Love you bud; stay frosty.
I loved this podcast w gEOffry. I know, bizarre spelling. This cat gets it. He's like actually funny. Core. And I just have to come back to this and comment on the whole "errbody doin a special' . You guys nail it in the fact that ....not
everybody should. Some? yes. But some should be absolutely proud of their writing skills. Ya? er No?
I'm wondering this after mr louis katz.... Funny, ya but I see how the whole strike ab f'ckd him. IDK? I'm just a bartender
Geoffrey Asmus is currently my favorite up and coming comedian. Gonna try to catch him at the cellar hopefully soon! Love this guy!
He's a fucking fool
Dudes been doing it for a while..not exactly up and coming
I’m still new to Geoffrey, but absolutely love him.
Fucking fool. He's a fool.
i am a simple man when i see asmus i smash that play button thanks!
Need a pod with Geoffrey asmus and Shane Gillis just talking history
That's the only way I'd be willing to learn
Geoffrey is one of the funniest guys out there... looking forward to the special
What’s his funniest stuff? I never heard of him but everyone says he’s great
Andrew Schulz shouted out Geoffrey's abortion joke and I've been watching his clips for awhile now. Stoked for the special.
Probably the funniest guest on this dude's pod.
Yeaaah, I just asked him a few weeks ago when he was going to start making the rounds. Ari does so much for underrated comics 🙏
this is going to be the best because Geoffrey Asmus
Geoff is incredible.
1:07:41, you two together is amazing.👍
Two of my absolute favorites! Just saw Geoffrey in ATL and it was a great time!
Can't wait for this years state of the union episode
When is he gonna release it? Dave has been promoting it for like a week or two.
I love this podcast because Ari usually wants to have the guest talk about interesting things they are into
28:08, interesting point
Yes sir! Ari Knows the Best Comedians!!!
Was looking forward to this so hard
“God let the holocaust happen, I don’t think he’s planning your 5 children” I’m going to use this, thank you
Ari, "I'll only smoke when I travel"... proceeds to travel 11 and a half months of the year
Geoffrey is so under rated
That is not a sentence I thought I would ever see after Game of Thrones came out
How so..
@@peterscully8562 Everyone HATES Geoffrey from Game of Thrones.
Yes! If you look up underrated in the dictionary, there is a picture of him exp.
Finally an alpha on the podcast
Ari Shaffir owns a song, that song.
The catchiest damn song of all time
I have to skip past it so it doesn't get stuck in my head 😅
Ari is a traveler who makes his living thru comedy 🤗
i wanna do some 🍄with him some day
the ultimate Jewish cowboy 🤠
Love the shirt Ari GO DAWGS WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!
Holy crap what a fantastic conversation
47:57, how much of that bad stuff do you think is happening in underground places?
Stan hope used the horse meat joke in his triage charity bit on beer hall putsch super funny.
We need another pod with Geoffrey and Ari! Great pod!
But hold the mic up to your face, dude lmao
Enjoyed that. Cheers!
Great episode, very interesting.
55:11, wow
There was a trench warfare call of duty way back in the day. It was the first one I played
Didn't see the notification for the Ship shows until like an hour late, so thanks for making it tricky for the dummies! Can't beat flying in from Dallas for your Saturday late show in VIP as my first time there. P.S. I'll bet you a cocktail you can't come up with a joke referencing Jenga. 😎 Awesome to catch Geoffrey on here!
Real comedy nerds will know within the first 30 seconds after the intro if a comedy special is worth sitting through. Just cause you put it out doesn’t mean I’ll watch it all, but I’ll give it a shot.
This was fucking interesting as well as entertaining. Geoffrey is a goddam historical encyclopedia
you may want to check some of his facts
Hello.
Ari is my Dad and I am just stopping by to say hello to everyone ❤
Dang this flew. Not super funny but hit the spot. Would love to hear Geoffrey and Shane talk Civil War someday. Hail paimon.
Spelled the wrong way just like my parents did. Love the pod ari
52:48, who is German citizen John Rabe?
25:35 Geoffrey with the Nostradamus prediction
I don’t think the special is out yet.
1:05:29, interesting
41:22, 😆
27:12, so freedom to choose should be removed?
People let it happen
Hirohito remained emperor, and his clan remains the ruling monarchs. Japan uses the British system. We allowed the officials and Imperial persons (royalty) to mostly survive the war because the US needed to counter the USSR more than anything else. Japan never got its Nuremberg, and to this day refuses to apologize for the grape of Nanking or its war crimes. They gov't schools teach victim mentality. :D
Crazy seeing my new instagram finds visit my long time podcast home.
50:04, interesting
I love Kurt Vonnegut
Geoff opened for Ari in Philadelphia a few months ago and was really good. So good I'm willing to comment on a youtube video, like that does anything.
There is a really good book that takes place during the Nazi occupation of France called "Sarah's Key" , the movie slow af tho
Yo, I came here just to tell you, you're a dope ass dude. That's all.
Holy shit your Jason Ellis
Good episode, nice conversation, great guy. But Asmus should re-read his history books. People of Norway and other european countries were not necessarily «down and dandy» with the nazis, they were occupied by a superior military might. In fact, Norway had one of the war’s most successful resistance movements!
Norway did! every country had resistance movements. But they weren't all quite as popular as we like to imagine they were. Most of the French willingly sided with the Vichy regime for instance.
That wallpaper is pretty rad.
Where is the special? Cant find it anywhere.
Not out yet. I don’t remember the exact date, but he’s been talking about it on his podcast You’re An Idiot.
51:13, oh realy?😠
Ari Shaffir has the best lesbian video editors on youtube
I believe the Senator that Ari is thinking of is Bob Kerrey.
Geoffrey where does one watch your special. Your website says it came out in February but there is no link to it. And it is not on youtube
its coming i swear. probably in a month. got delayed from some family stuff. sorry!
poppy - the head shave...
Was anyone able to find this dudes special? I found his channel but i dont see the special on there?
@@GeoffreyAsmus no drama cane farmer 👩🏼🌾
unfortunately it has been delayed due to some family stuff. but ill post on my page when it comes out.
If buffalo isn’t one of those new dates, I swear
It literally seems like 100s of specials in the last few months and I haven't found more than 5 that are funny and some of those it seemed like could have been better or needed some more time to sharpen up. I'm just a fan so my opinion is obviously not important but it is making me weary of youtube specials. If they are good though I will pay for it.
Ari: US Special Forces are in Africa. Plenty of unknown fights happening, now. Pax Per Potens.
I think he looks like Nick Stahl
Come to Portugal yo
I like how Ari said Mardi Gras was created so slave owners could let slaves cut loose and have a party. I think he was actually sincere this time. I could be wrong though. Hard to tell with him. Mardi Gras is a Catholic celebration for the beginning of lent. 😂
I think Geoffrey named his podcast while looking into the mirror.
The Hebrew is, "thou shalt not murder"
I'm surprised a yeshi
A yeshiva boy doesn't know this
This guy thinks there's a moral equivalency between American soldiers and Hitler! Between the arsonist and the fireman
i don't understand how people not only film themselves saying something stupid and wrong (about why it's called the U.K.), but then to upload it so everyone can see how dumb (therefore relatable?) they are
ARI WE WANT YOU IN OHIO!
How the heck do guys sit cross-legged like that without squishing their junk?
I’m a stupid little beta boy. When and where can I watch the spesh?
@30:35 Asmus mentions Sinéad O'Connor tearing up a picture of the pope. I call BS on his opinion that if anybody did that today nobody would care. Also, can you name a high profile person that would do that has the balls to do that today?
i think some ppl might care. but it would not completely destroy her career like it did
When is this special coming out? I feel deceived.
I’m as annoyed as you are haha
Eh I think Japan pretty much earned it. There was also a faction who wanted to assassinate the Emperor to prevent him from surrendering.
1:06:40 pretty sure Russia lost almost 30 mil alone. China lost 15-20 mil but nobody in the western world ever talks about that. Not trying to be a truther but I find it a dark yet interesting fact.
edit: he brought it up later 🤷♂
My wife's dad was in the Vietnam war and she did 23andme and she has 1% Vietnamese even though she is 99% European and we think it is from Agent Orange poisoning that was passed down and since they all have it and so does she it shows up as she is also Vietnamese. No studies have been done yet but that would be a great study.
So you're saying they just say if anyone had agent orange poisoning they are Vietnamese? Doesn't sound very scientific. Then again I'm not entirely convinced on the precision of this DNA testing outfits so maybe they are that lazy. Or maybe her dad still has some Vietnamese DNA on his pecker when he got home and impregnated her mom lmao.
Go to Wales Ari, ya know... Where the prince is from...
He's wrong a lot about historical things, yet he's very confident about his errors.
You're way off with that high-pitched thing women naturally have higher pitched voices than men it's because they are smaller
READ HISTORY!
weird al song called jews in London
"And make 'em surrender or whatever." Yeah, whatever.
Instead of calling them specials, let's call them "hours" or "hour set"
rich people are evil poor people are good
cancel culture started in the late 50s
are hess trucks what I think they are
Only gays and Canadians disrespect the the true spelling of Jeffrey.
how come nobody knows what hitler was made out of
I thought geoff was mike feeny for like 3/4 of the episode.
I was listening and not watching, and I didn't listen to the beginning.
Tomb of the unknown soldier is army; not marines. These guys are really uneducated. But they can make me laugh sometimes.
No such thing as marine who doesn't know what to do.. lol. They eat crayons and kill, one or the other. Lmfao jk we're brothers. They do eat crayons and kill though 😅😂
Is he just pretending to not know much about Palestine because of Ari? Lmao
Geoffrey is a Russian asset, or the usual fence sitting comic.
This guy speaks ignorance with such confidence
That’s the Ari I know online through social media and TH-cam videos 😁😂
Right 😂
Geoffrey's WWII history is incorrect
Get him on Matt and Shane's for a history episode. 🙏
So he can be educated? He's not very knowledgeable in all honesty.
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