People Are Selling Magic Spells on Etsy (w/ Jarvis Johnson)
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I can’t believe it! I’ve been a subscriber for over a year waiting for this moment, let’s goo!
your welcome
Really glad you're doing youtube now! Been a fan of the podcast for a long time and love this vid.
Nothing like a fresh upload, right, Vicky?! ✨
Finally...
you buy the death spell and they just send you a gun
Underrated comment
@@adeer87 was thinking the same thing
I genuinely choked on my food. 10/10 comment
it’s just a really cheap hitman
gotta offload that evidence to some goober
"baby boy, i come with only solutions" is going to stick with me for the rest of my life
Sounds like a sugar daddy hunting for boys at a college campus.
Iconic line
Is it still with you?
@@evinix yes.
We need this on a shirt
"It's all horniness, manipulation and murder" would also be a great title for a political thriller
Description for every great drama series out rn
Me describing soap operas
the tagline for the next purge movie
Pretty sure that’s an Escape the Fate song
The three human states.
It was such a tiny throwaway joke but "baby boy I come with only solutions" was such a raw funny phrase. It got me good
Please tell me the next video is unboxing spells ✨
Please please please
We need to know about that Spell Link™
666th like 😈
abelina you goofball what are you doin here
Omg please I need that in my life
I love how Jordan always comes off as so effortlessly charming.
His natural charisma stat is off the charts, he can't help it-
Its the British.
i’m in love with him
it's the spell. he bewitched us
I sometimes think it’s the face and the accent…
I cannot get over the fact that you can pay for a death spell with klarna
late stage capitalism
this video feels like an excuse to write Etsy magic off as a business expense on your taxes
Well it's actually mostly wiccans selling.
😏
He was the best sidekick, but the day has come where he has become the hero
the greatest upload of all time! i haven’t watched it yet, but i’m sure it’s fine
#BARS
also it seems like you backed off a bit. first it's the greatest of all time, but then it's fine? c'mon nick i expect more consistency from you
who is this
best video on the channel so far
nick pick a side pal
Hell yeahhhh
possibly the strongest start of any youtube channel ever
Seriously. A massive push up
Yo. He already has 22k subs and literally no uploads. Incredible.
But he’s gorgeous, has an accent, is great on camera and he’s featured on quite a powerful/influential channel.
Absolutely agree
the whole "the spell returns as much energy as you put in" is literally insurance in case someone comes to them and complains the spell didn't work. they'd say "lol well you just didn't want it enough and it wont work for people like you sorry"
I think the reason most of these “spells” must get such good reviews is because the buyers already wholeheartedly believe it’ll work, and then placebo effect takes over. Pretty interesting from a psychological standpoint I guess.
Pretty sure they are just bottled fake reviews
i saw another video where it mentioned these etsy spells and it showed some reviews and they were all "i haven't performed the spell yet but i'm excited!" with five stars like ??
I read some of the reviews and I do believe a lot of them to be fake, but also ones I thought were true mentioned how great the communication with the seller was and how they took time to understand their problem and it made me think that a reason for their positive reviews also is the experience of being heard for people who maybe don't experience that a lot
But also, magick only works if you believe it and manifest that shit. So, if you want it to work, you believe it will work, and you put in effort, sure it works! I feel like buying “spells” online is just another way for some people to strengthen their manifestations. HOWEVER, I do feel like a lot of people selling “spells” for money may not have the best intentions in mind; i.e. exploiting religion (and people in need) for profit. Which is obviously gross lol
How do you placebo effect your enemies dying
I love how Jordan looks into the camera, silently, for dramatic effect
lmao reminds me of jim from the office
The way Jordan calls Jarvis baby and Jarvis just goes and continues. Very wholesome very lovely 🧍🏻♀️
At what time is this?
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@@dougfanclubmaster6669 why tho? haha
If somebody 100% believes these spells will work, and they are caught on video casting a death spell on someone else, could they be arrested for attempted murder? They are *techniquely* attempting murder.
Asking the real questions
No, because you can't 100% prove that they believe that it works. At least not in a court of law. A person like that shouldn't be in jail if that's the only harmful thing they attempted to do, but they should definitely be mentally evaluated.
@@PissyLissy But criminal trials do not go off on 100% proof, they go off of beyond a reasonable doubt.
so awesome to follow jordans journey from "who's that super handsome guy guest starring with jarvis" to podcast to this
Im in love eith jordan
The "Be a powerful woman spell" is cheaper than hrt.
Ah, a welcome addition to the CYCU (Commentary TH-camr Cinematic Universe)
a lot of witches (myself included) see practicing magic as basically using the power of suggestion on yourself, so a lot of folks have kind of a bone to pick with people selling spells, since it’s really more effective to make your own out of things you associate with your end goal (like if chai tea makes you happy, boom that’s your happiness potion, or at least the base for it). i mean i guess if buying an “official” spell helps you believe in its power, go for it, but my point is these sellers are probably just scammers and you guys are bullying the correct people fjdjhfn
No but I hate when ppl make videos like this and continue to assume witchcraft and witches are insane or evil like babe I drink tea and play with sparkly rocks and cute cards let me liiiiiiivvveeee😭
@@Moonsnailthegreat fair - i do wish folks took more time to understand witchcraft, or at least stopped ridiculing it & assuming they know what it’s about. still, these etsy people selling promises of death for £90 is pretty wack no matter who you are.
@@Moonsnailthegreat That’s what I was thinking during it, like my boyfriend is a witch and he’s the sweetest person in the world who’s basically just really in tune with themself and nature
i also looked up one of the sellers in question, and they're not even selling spell kits lmfao. they ask for all your personal information and then perform the spells themselves. you get nothing physical out of it, no proof that they did what they promised to do. like best case scenario, they actually perform it, neutral case scenario, they didn't do anything and you're out the money, worst case scenario, they stole your information and/or performed a harmful spell on you. like i don't even know what's involved in these supposed spells, how am i supposed to trust it'll turn out okay.
i also don't really understand the market for this kind of thing. like, the only people buying these are probably gonna be people who already believe in witchcraft and magick, in which case just cast your own spells?? don't spend ridiculous amounts of money on a spell you have no way of knowing is actually being cast.
So if spells aren’t real… what do you do? In terms of being a practicing witch
re. the description: i’m still reading to confirm you have, in fact, not linked Jarvis’s channel anywhere! i respect that
Joke's on you, my spell to make you talk about spells for sale worked like a charm. Haha!
Joke's on you, my charm to attract witches to this channel worked like magic.
@@FrancisR420 jokes on you, my spell to make people cast more spells worked like a dog!
"The low, low price of probably too much money" is honestly a good summery of Etsy in general
I've been waiting for this moment for my entire life
Woah you’re young
woah
same
any time jordan talks i feel like it’s a part of my brain relaying the best thoughts i have back into my silly little ear holes and i’m grateful and insulted because i’m not actually as funny or smart or super duper cool.
Here in Brazil we have a magic website since mid 2000, for free. I tried that to increase my grades and make my high school crush like me. Failed that year on school and my crush told me I was ugly, right in my face. 5 stars for that one.
What site?
O O F
@@jaa9228 macumbaonline
Glad you’re speaking up about the appropriation of Black magic, we cannot continue to let this slide
Hopin this is satire
@@arlo_slater9009 maybe its not
@Arlo_Slater I'm sure it is, referring to 10:43 in the video
All of these fucking muggles appropriating our black magic
Black magic was coined in times when black and the n word were two separate things, so yeah (I found a mention of black magic in 1456)
As a person whom was raised in a pagan faith, and have 28 years ov experience with occult and magical practices I will happily tell you that most, if not *all* ov that silly spell stuff is made by/for kids and older teens and stupid people
I have actually meet a person that claimed to be a ancient vampire and was able to control fire and become invisible.
He could not. I really hope he grew up.
That is a lot of experience, respect
@Ray of Sunshine I learned most from my grandparents (from Norway & Finland) and family, my fathers side. But there are also some good authors out there.
Easiest thing is to avoid any one that uses a silly name as a pen name, which is usually a sign that they cater towards young people.
And I am not against answering questions.
@@hannahbrown5465 Well I am in my 40's now, been a spiritual person since age 8-12 when I finally dedicated my life in honor ov my Goddess.
I am raising my children to be open to any faith they feel a connection with as long as it is not self-destructive and forces them to pull away from family, such as Mormonism & Scientology does to their faithful.
Anything else is fine with me.
*edit* and that is a great profile picture!
@@jaymevosburgh3660 do you have a favorite author?
@@sixfeetundertheradar6080 Not a favorite, no.
The fact that Jordan already has the cutest background-
Care to finish the rest of your sentence?
i mean what else is a guy as cool has jordan gonna have
@@joshmay2944 I really wish I could hear the end of this beautiful tale.
jordan, jarvis, danny, drew, kurtis, nick and chad chad are like a little superhero commentary squad i love them
"it's all horniness, manipulation, and murder" freshers week just ended at my uni can confirm this is how I felt as an ancient second year
It made me wonder: what happens if you use the "leave me alone spell" and the other person's use "come back to me spell"? 🤔
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
The awkward exchange you have with old friends or classmates in a grocery store. That’s the first thing that came to my mind haha
@@aj32769 yes.
depends which spell is stronger
you have to have a Gandalf v Saruman style battle
The two magicians enter a QTE battle.
Idk who Jordan is but I enjoy his energy and his mustache
this is the youtuber debut of the century, i’ve never been more excited
Oh, man, I didn't know this was also a thing on Etsy. Hope you've heard of Tumblr witches, especially the huge controversy with that one claiming to have actual human bones (graverobbed) and tried to sell them for "witchcraft". That was fun.
Love the video!!!
Some Fun Quotes:
"Where do I sign?" "Etsy."
"We stay away from the horny ones... ~or do we~?"
"Speaking of terms of service, that *can't* be allowed!" [...] "Can the stakes be a little lower, please??"
"It's new and improved: It works, instead of being fake."
"That guy got turned sideways; this is serious business!"
"I'm all for dark magic, but...appropriation?"
Baby boy, I come with only solutions
As soon as I saw Jarvis post about this it was an instant sub. Jordan is the homie and he deserves the love and support.
I casted a death spell on Jarvis two months after I subbed, instead he flourished and gained subscribers while also staying funny.
Garbage spell
5 stars
"fuck TH-cam im not making videos anymore" jordan u have to start first
Yesssss Jordan and Jarvis are back together, my serotonin is here
maybe next you can look at the many, many haunted items on eBay and their extensive backstories
“Do you want somebody dead, but you’re on a budget? You can put it on a payment plan.” 😭😭
Okay, who used a summoning spell to get Jordan to finally post a video? Because ✨thank youuu ✨
As a witch, I was so scared that they'd say something offensive about Paganism/Wicca but I was happily surprised that they were bullying people who were profiting off of my religion so whoop whoop ig😭
ikkkk i put off watching this video bc i thought they might be like "magic isn't real u guys are stupid" or smth
Oh my lord me too
Same 💀
Truly
BRING THE CAMPFIRE!!!!
Imagine being so charming you can start a channel with 24k subscribers. We're all proud of you Jordan.
I’m kinda disappointed you didn’t buy any spells, but this is still a good start.
The spell totally worked - I was just scrolling TH-cam, your video link appeared out of nowhere, and magically I was so entertained that I had to subscribe.
Y’all are so funny and have such great banter together!! Seriously, that’s some impressive/hilarious back and forth throughout whole video 👏🏻👏🏻
Really love that one of the death spells has some stolen world of warcraft art. Gives me a lot of faith in the seller.
I suppose Deathwing is an apt mascot for the murder spell
Oh my god Jordan is hilarious. I think I'm kinda in love with his sense of humor
17K subs less than an hour after his first video. Not bad Jordan, not bad.
Just discovered this guy and I'm already obsessed. What a charming personality
bro this is my favorite comfort video, I come back to this all the time
for christmas some of the teachers in my town wore black sweats, sunglasses, chains, and hats with candy wrappers glued on. they were (w)rappers
Pokémon cards drawn/designed by a child actually sounds like an adorable gift tbh.
Selling spells on etsy is definitely NOT a new thing and id be lying if i said i never considered doing it myself LOL
It seems easy, you just create a listing and then do absolutely nothing whenever someone buys one, right? Why isn't everyone doing this?
I feel like every time I see Jordan, his hair is different, but EVERY TIME he looks great. Get you a guy who can do it all
as an eclectic witch who practices magick and spell casting, I found this video hilarious. i think most of these people who sell these spells online are doing so to get money and scam people rather than trying to help people. for some people, online spells work and for others it doesn't but if you are genuinely trying to help others than you are where you should be. anyways I found this video hilarious and loved watching it. keep doing what you're doing because I love your videos
dude! i love this so much. Jarvis's witch laugh was iconic and now I am looking up pokemon cards on etsy
I genuinely can’t remember being this excited for a channel
hell yeah jordan excited to see what you do with this channel! ive loved you in other people's vids so im super hype to see what you do on your own
The quick cuts to you just looking at the camera in silence almost made me choke on my soup haha. Great first vid 🥳
I’m so glad you started a channel!!! I’ve been listening to SadBoyz for so long and always wanted more Jordan content. ❤️
Jordan decided he was too much the main character to just be guest on videos anymore
😂
Jordan + Jarvis is by far my favorite TH-cam collab
“Baby, Baby Boy I come with only solutions”
as a witch, who's studied wiccan magics, tarot, crystals and mostly nature and protection based magic and charms,
curse me with your Etsy magic, WiFi Witch
this is so funny to me as a fellow wiccan! hex us all wifi witches!
its okay cause curses and magic arent real so you have nothing to worry about (:
It's like saying this to a Christian : "God isn't real so you don't have pray or anything, it won't help." xd
Ok, how is ‘WiFi Witch’ not a Disney Original movie? Cuz I can already see how it would go in my head lol
@@Wet-Milk magic isn’t real. Magick is, you can definitley choose not to believe so though! No judgement here. ❤️
Jordan, I’m obsessed with ARCS…you are one of my favorite DMs of all time…your voice work is impeccable…Dog’s voice and his relationship with Barry gives me so much joy…thank you! 😊
We need more Etsy magic deep dives, or other niches on Etsy, this is so entertaining!
the lighting and camera quailty are top tier
Jarvis and Jordan have amazing comedy chemistry 🔥
The Etsy spell I bought to manifest this post has finally worked. 4 stars for sure because I ordered this spell a year ago with same-day spell work, but this video was all worth it in the end. Keep up the good work, sir.
who is the vendor?
I did not have the time to watch this video the first two times TH-cam showed it to me, but watched it on the third one! So TH-cam seems to be retargeting your content to people on your first video already! That's great!
i see purchasing random etsy spells at 3 am and reviewing them in the future 🔮😌 *chefs kiss*
If you're curious, here's one of the reviews for the death spell:
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"Yesssssss🍷🕯..Grayson is on point..my go to..delivers.." So, I guess it worked?
I’m so excited to add this man to my collection
Oh fuck yes Jordan's back for the first time on this channel babyyyyyyyy
Also everytime Sad Boyz is plugged and I see there is still no new content I buy a new death spell. I don't use them, but you never know....
The channel may be new, but the editing is _on point._
And FYI there's a place in account settings to reset your recommendations. It takes a day or two to work after that. I had to when Etsy's algorithm decided my interest in Victorian costume corsets meant I wanted photos of people modeling kinky bondage clothes. 😒
What happens if I buy a death spell but the target is the Etsy shop owner?
you explode
Them joking about witchcraft basically being instructions of how to actually properly make practical change is hilariously exactly what most witchcraft has actually always been 😂
the lad has done it. hilarious topic to react to, thank god for the wild west of etsy
What a splash to make for your first video. Excited to see you become one of the Goliaths of commentary channels
This was wildly entertaining and well worth the wait. Can't wait until the next upload when I'm 30!
The start of something beautiful
WAIT IM SO HAPPY YOU MADE A VIDEO!!!!!!!!! can’t wait for more to come, always loved you on sad boyz:)
Your honesty so funny and I can’t wait to see your TH-cam career take off
The mad lad has finally made a video! So excited to see what you're gonna do next!
This is by far the best video he’s ever made
Some sort of magical sensation was put upon me and I felt compelled to subscribe. What was that spell you had Jarvis look away from? I'm loyal to Jarvis so I turned my head, too.
I love this comment
4:34 jarvis looks like that emperors new groove meme where pacha is like “✋🏾😏👌🏾”
These two will forever be my favorite collab
Etsy is actually the greatest website humanity has ever made tbh
seeing the weird side of etsy is such a contrast to all the cool art I've bought from there like is this even the same site kdkdd
Ayo been waiting 2 years for this
Jordan yessssss feed me that CONTENT™️
Yoo first Jordan video!! 😎😎 I really hope he continues posting content; I’ve always checked back on this channel to see if there was anything posted yet haha
I'm sorry, is Spell-Link (TM) just... like to charge reblog to cast?
Oh shit, super happy you're doing the whole youtube thing!
I love how both of them laugh at each other’s jokes and elevate each other every time it’s so cute
this was so fricken funny and the camera quality was crisp, very enjoyable watch