Fun Fact: Prof. Dr. med. Karl Lauterbach is Professor at Harvard School of Public health and founder and director of the Institute for Health Economics and Clinical Epidemiology (IGKE) of the University of Cologne. Best man for the job as minister of health.
It's happens very often, if the video is bilingual, like if the reactor is speaking English and the people in the source-video is speaking German, than the auto-translation is struggling. Maybe the translation-AI cannot multitasking.
@@Hey.Joe. But that wasn't the case here. The reactor JPS watched the original, which already had terrible subtitles despite being in German only. AI is just bad at German.
@@futurefox128 You are right, but I have that issue in common, if watching videos which are bi-lingual and not ready-subbed and I activate the auto-translating feature, often it's terrible.
@@Hey.Joe. You are right, that factor makes it even worse. Germans also like to just use some English words here and there and it seems the AI is not taking that into account at all as of now. However, that will be level 2. The current AI can't even pass level 1: simply understanding basic German. I mean these guys didn't even have a strong dialect (heck, it is state TV ffs) and it still completely butchered everything.
The fact, that they show the concrete effects, legally and under medical supervision, helps to de-mystify it. Most people know the effects of alcohol, so they accept it. With this kind of content, people learn the effects of cannabis and hopefully they accept it too.
Our _Federal Minister of Health_ is no joke. Since 2008 he has been adjunct professor for health policy and management at the Harvard School of Public Health, so he's a real expert.
Karl Lauterbach has had many appearances on the Heute Show, before he became a federal minister. He was sometimes even unofficially referred to as an honorary crew member. He uses brilliant dry humour to go along with the jokes, while explaining all the political formalities behind the legalization and other topics. Also, the video was made before it became legal. That's why they went to the Netherlands. I think the reason why this is such a good clip is that despite the great comedic setup, it still actually teaches you everything you need to know about cannabis. From the legal points, over the medical issues, all the way to a practical demonstration :D And in case the subtitles didn't convey it properly, Lutz found the effects actually quite unpleasant, and didn't feel well, while Fabian really liked it and wanted more, which lead to the result we see at the end of the clip :P
Fabian Köster is a really funny and ironic guy. The way he makes fun of some of our politicians is also something very special. He and Karl Lauterbach also sometimes make fun of others together. It's not for nothing that he won Journalist of the Year in the comedy category. Too bad the translation was pretty bad here.
Ich konsumiere nicht, aber ich bin ganz bei der Ärztin. Es sollte logisch sein. Alkohol ist erlaubt und gesellschaftlich akzeptiert, also macht es keinen Sinn Cannabis zu verbieten.
@@hartinger4uDroge ist hier nicht gleich Droge, denn dann gehören zum Beispiel Kaffee und Tee auch in die Liste. Alkohol ist und bleibt ein Nervengift, welches natürlich nicht in unserem Körper vorkommt. Cannabinoide hingegen sind von Natur aus Bestandteil unserer Hirnchemie. Man MUSS jegliche Substanzen differenziert betrachten. Aus medizinischer Sicht ist cannabis weniger schädlich, als Alkohol, das ist Fakt, jedenfalls ohne Tabak dazu zu rauchen (verdampfen zum beispiel) Bei keinem Vergleich kommt Alkohol, die volskdroge Nummer eins, besser weg als cannabis, erst recht nicht mehr, wenn das Gras nicht mehr auf dem Schwarzmarkt erworben werden muss.
The situation - Possession of up to 25g or 50g in your regular flat/house is legal - Possession of up to 3 plants in your regular flat/house is legal - Growing Cannabis in registered adult-only non-profit clubs or user associations is legal Illegal stays - sale or consumption near playgrounds, schools, kindergartens! - commercial production and trading - transport into neighbor countries with different laws (and that's illegal on both sides!) For a long time, i have been against any liberalization of our drug laws. I've changed my mind, mostly for 2 reasons: I don't want people to come into contact with drug dealers, who often sell other products as well. I want some control - in the illegal Cannabis the TCH amount is growing all the time and sometimes dealers add other stuff to Cannabis to get their customers addicted faster. Another reason is of course the hybris when you compare Alcohol to Cannabis.
Agreed, but I still hope they legalize commercial production and trading. The club(verein) solution is dumb as hell and we could use the tax revenue from canabisshops to get rid of our gouverment budget holes... The current solution supercharged the black market and the goal was to eliminate the black market... 🤬 We fucked that up.
@@jancleve9635 No problem, we really could use the money. And as i do understand the Vereins culture in Germany, we will soon see a nice competition which club can grow the 'best' stuff. A few big producers will be far easier to control and when i see the idles in our supermarkets full of alcoholic drinks i really see no reason why they shouldn't sell Cannabis near their cigarette section... Perhaps the latest version of the law was a bit too much influenced by a few elderly Greens with romantic ideas in their heads..
@@jancleve9635Yeah, 100%. If you make things as overly bureaucratic as us Germans tend to do, no one will end up consuming legal Cannabis. Especially for people who sometimes smoke Cannabis but only every couple weeks or months. Why would they have their name put on a registry or grow crops just for that? It's too complicated to be effective.
Finde ich richtig, richtig stark von dir, dass du so ehrlich und differnziert auf das Thema geblickt hast und am Ende deine Meinung geändert hast. Sowas würde ich mir von allen Menschen zu allen politischen Themen wünschen. Sie können stolz auf sich sein, dass meine ich völlig ernst.
@@SchlomoGoldbaum Danke, Ich bin seit sehr langer Zeit Buddhist und eigentlich lehnt unsere Lehre jede Art von Bewusstsein verändernden Stoffen komplett ab. Auf der anderen Seite stellt sie aber die Eigenverantwortung jedes Menschen in den Mittelpunkt und enthält ganz zentral die Aufforderung, sich selbst eine Meinung zu bilden. Das beinhaltet für mich auch die Verpflichtung, gegebenenfalls falsche Meinungen zu ändern.
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I just watched this in the cafeteria at work and I cried laughing 😂 I wish they had proper subs bc I was even better in german 😂 Huge fan of our minister of health(independently of his political work) he's actually funny
The Dutch can't advise. Cannabis is illegal in the Netherlands, just selling and using it in small quantities is permitted (not prosecuted). Germany (and some other countries including NL) are studying on full legalisation. Some of the legal aspect held back the Netherlands back in the day (late nineties, early 2000s)
I think this laughing guy smoked "the real thing". I'm German, and I'm 57 now (NO, that does NOT sound like 60!), and of course I smoked marijuana now and then when I was young, sometimes illegally in Germany, sometimes legally in the Netherlands, like many people did back then. And I did not understand the whole debate about the new law. Yes, it's true, Germany was one of the countries that signed the UN's "Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs", but that was back in 1961. I wasn't even born then. Can't be so hard to tell the United Nations, "Listen, we signed that back then, but you must understand, times have changed, we withdraw our signature here and now". On the other hand: Germany still is a very influential nation in the world. If they withdrew, others would follow, and maybe they fear that all hell would break loose, everybody would start growing hemp and nobody would be willing to work for the capitalists anymore. Which, in my opinion, wouldn't happen, but basically is a good idea.
Surprising for me as a Dutch person to read was: In Germany they may own 25 grams cannabis per person in the Netherlands you may own 5 grams per person. But ... in the Netherlands we have coffeeshops to buy cannabis. In Germany you can only buy cannabis at a ‘Cannabis-Clubs’. You need to be a member of the club. Smoking at the club is not allowed, like a shop in the Netherlands. In the Netherlands there is no restriction how often you will buy cannabis. In Germany every member of a club can buy max 50 grams a month. Those guys are hilarious.
not sure how it is today in the netherlands (amsterdam to be specific) but when i visited u werent allowed to smoke outside the coffee shop or on the streets. in germany u cant buy it as easy but you can consume it almost everywhere (not near school, playgrounds, etc.) where u are allowed to smoke in general. i guess the "club-situation" was made to prevent consum-tourism in the first place. and to be fair, even i, as a daily consumer dont come close to 50 gr per month.
In Germany it is also allowed to grow 3 plants per person at home. Up to 50g per person may be stored. The 25g only refers to what you are allowed to have with you in public.
we can also grow 3 plants on our own so you are not restricted to buy at a cannabis club at all. I actually never bought at one and have smoked almost every weekend since legalisation
The thing is that cannabis isn't fully legal in the Netherlands either. The coffeeshop owners are living in a semi-legal grey zone. They wanted to create an entirely legal system in Germany, which is difficult, because by EU law it is illegal. That's why there are no shops now that sell cannabis officially, but only private cannabis clubs where the members grow their own plants.
@@weizenobstmusli8232 er war der Vize von Ulla damals und dem Team haben wir vieles der Scheisse gerade zu verdanken,die er jetzt retten will. rumgelüge von Corona kommt noch dazu .dazu quatscht er permanent Blödsinn!!! Humor hat er aber trotzdem!
Cannabis is legal now in Germany --- in a way… One has to be an adult. One must not consume cannabis around certain places. One must not consume cannabis on pedestrians roads (Fußgängerzone) during certain hours, aka 'daaytime'. You can't purchase it in a shop, only in designated clubs/societies (Vereine). You can, however, grow your own plants - but not more than three. Possession is limited - probably to tell consumers and (illegal) dealers apart. This law is typically german. Theoretically it's legal, but practically it's hard to comply with all the regulations.
All the videos I have seen so far from you tell me, that you should move to Europe or Germany one day... You're so young, but the more you were looking into other cultures, the more your mindset became positive about the possibilities the world and especially Europe can offer you... Go for it!
I think the was in Groningen and not in Amsterdam. Cannabis is available everywhere in the Netherlands and not only in Amsterdam, even if most people only talk about Amsterdam. You can nearly cross the German border and get it. 😂
Sad that the subtitles are so stupid. He is a really funny guy, like him or not (i do). Example that was totally lost in translation: when Lutz was worried about the young age of his partner, Karl said "Yes, when you are too young, it's not good and allowed to smoke weed. Don't film that, when he does..." (the way he said it, like a buddie protecting his buddie from trouble with the cops...)
Nice one :) Glad you had a good laugh anyways! Given TH-cam + Google have massive AI systems, one could expect their "language model" would do a much better with these auto generated subtitles. but they always fall short. Computers simply don't t get humour 😉 The various heute show clips with subtitles written by humans are much better esp. with all the many "handcrafted" word plays and pop culture references that make them funny. Apparently German TV fee (GEZ) doesn't cover subtitle translations for TH-cam 🙂
Hi @MoreJps -> Lutz and Fabian are the best in this show ! You can be sure that nothing is staged and everything happens in the original way in this show - these guys are actually as crazy as you can see them here. That's exactly why they are so popular with us. Thanks for sharing and of course for showing it in the US ;-)) All the best from Hamburg (Germany)
that interview got me wondering "who is that" every 20 seconds xD .... wwait i got an idea ... take a hit from your joint every time they bring up some "famous" person you have never heard of before xD (send me a postcard from jupiter or saturn :P)
I've tried cannabis twice: The first time I didn't feel anything, the second time I saw myself* vomiting on the living room carpet. That's when I decided that cannabis wasn't for me. * By "saw myself" I mean I didn't feel nauseous before, I just saw it come out of me, if that makes sense.
I miss laughter like that tbh ;-) I haven't actually followed up what the effect of the law changing has been, all I know is it is good not to have to worry constantly to get caught.
The legalization of cannabis in Germany means that cannabis is still fundamentally prohibited, but certain things such as cultivation and possession are permitted for citizens within narrow limits. But even passing it on to another person is prohibited. The legal area is very narrow and there is no permitted trade, only home cultivation or cultivation in a club and personal consumption. Everything is regulated to the point of despair for the citizens, becasue it doesn't always make much sense. We can be happy about this small freedom, but it has dangerous drawbacks when it comes to too much possession and traffic law. That's Germany.
13:30 And thats the funny thing you can really enjoy about this drug. But you have to keep the dose under control. If the room starts spinning and you feel a little sick, you can't enjoy it anymore and it was too much.
I grew up in the north-west of Germany, next to the border of the Netherlands! It's legal there (!) and I went there when I was young ... That's like 25 years ago and I stopped smoking! But now I live in the south-east of Germany, next to the border of the Czech Republic and guess what: It's legal there, too! So if I wanted to smoke: the border in the EU is just a sign next to the road! It would take me like 20 minutes and I am in a coffee shop in CZ and could smoke ... but nah, I am too old for this! But I wouldn't mind to legalize it! For sure, not for kids/teenager, though!
the sentence/the idiom/expression would actually be: "Wer braucht denn sowas?" Who needs this? - They changed it into: "Wer raucht denn sowas?" Who smokes this?
my motherb had cancer and got some cannobies from my sister and me, we coule not get it from the goverment, but we got it, it gave her a few mounth more freedom before she dieet we got a great few mooments befofore she gave up "sorry about my grammer " Danish here
I guess you could ask before a video, for someone to give u a better translation. just ask, even i would be proud to do it. With a good translation you can better understand the jokes and the real meaning
The two of them are hilarious, as always :) As far as legalization goes, i could´nt care less. Live and let live. If anyone what´s or needs it, have a go!
I don't like the USA politically and actually it is theire fault that cannabis got illegal but it is an honour that an American likes our country and the Heute Show.
Hey, Love your channel. I'm also a big fan of the 'heute-show' and THAT translation is just horrible!!! I can translate stuff from them, if you want, for free to help you out. Let me know. Greeting from Germany!
funny video but i often think duuude, who does those subtitles, they're awful... i (german) read them, sometimes besides the audio to see what you see but sometimes the whole sentences dont make any sense
Hey man! Was just watching your reaction to "Christmas in Australia," you recorded some time back. You freaked out about spiders which is so funny because the last death from spiders in Oz "WAS 45 YEARS AGO IN 1979." I laugh so much because dying from creatures is "much more likely" in the US than Australia. Here are the facts. Wildlife deaths per year. US...... one death per 430,000. Aus..... 1 death per 1.400,000 people. 3.2. times more chance of dying from creatures in the US compared with Australia. Most Americans get sucked in by those videos which are completely overblown, (to get likes and subscribers) and are a load of nonsense. Cheers mate 🇦🇺🦘
This show is quite good for showcasing some German Humor. For more scandal ridden stories we also have,ZDF Magazin Royale, th-cam.com/video/4gxcWFbxzEs/w-d-xo.htmlsi=FzU5Ef0gvyjQtLIz and Gute Nacht Österreich, th-cam.com/video/iKWZsPI5PlA/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Fk1Qnf1P4uH24Yz7 for starters. There are a few others. Both Moderators or Hosts choose present day subject matters to bring to their audience's attention. While the subtitle translations are OK, it is fr better to understand the German Language to get the full meaning of the humor and sarcasm, which is often times difficult to translate.
Karl Lauterbach has an absolutely brilliant stone-dry humor. Most of it got lost in translation 🙈
Lauterbach is in fact one of the best comedians in Germany.
@@deniskramer3562 I disagree, the clowns Bhagdi, Schiffmann, Füllmich and other luminaries of the so called Querdenker tower him by far.
Yes I could tell by the way he was saying things. Dead serious but I knew he was joking despite the translation being off
Will have to see some more of Karl Lauterbach
als Minister aber Arsch😊
Fun Fact: Prof. Dr. med. Karl Lauterbach is Professor at Harvard School of Public health and founder and director of the Institute for Health Economics and Clinical Epidemiology (IGKE) of the University of Cologne. Best man for the job as minister of health.
😘😘👍
In the end i cant believe a Word u said. 😂
@@fredo4207 Google him.
Wenn er die KH fallpauschale noch abschafft, wie er geholfen hat, sie anzuschaffen, dann stimme ich zu 100% zu! 😊
I just wish the subtitles were better because they’re funny hosts.
Yeah true, the translatioon is terrible. We finally need a better AI for google translations.
It's happens very often, if the video is bilingual, like if the reactor is speaking English and the people in the source-video is speaking German, than the auto-translation is struggling. Maybe the translation-AI cannot multitasking.
@@Hey.Joe. But that wasn't the case here. The reactor JPS watched the original, which already had terrible subtitles despite being in German only. AI is just bad at German.
@@futurefox128 You are right, but I have that issue in common, if watching videos which are bi-lingual and not ready-subbed and I activate the auto-translating feature, often it's terrible.
@@Hey.Joe. You are right, that factor makes it even worse. Germans also like to just use some English words here and there and it seems the AI is not taking that into account at all as of now. However, that will be level 2. The current AI can't even pass level 1: simply understanding basic German. I mean these guys didn't even have a strong dialect (heck, it is state TV ffs) and it still completely butchered everything.
The fact, that they show the concrete effects, legally and under medical supervision, helps to de-mystify it.
Most people know the effects of alcohol, so they accept it. With this kind of content, people learn the effects of cannabis and hopefully they accept it too.
It is brilliant that even American react to the legendary Heute Show!
People laughing while on weed is quite something. For that alone, it should be legalised.
It is in Germany :)
You ever heard of kuru? 😈
Our _Federal Minister of Health_ is no joke. Since 2008 he has been adjunct professor for health policy and management at the Harvard School of Public Health, so he's a real expert.
Karl Lauterbach has had many appearances on the Heute Show, before he became a federal minister. He was sometimes even unofficially referred to as an honorary crew member. He uses brilliant dry humour to go along with the jokes, while explaining all the political formalities behind the legalization and other topics. Also, the video was made before it became legal. That's why they went to the Netherlands.
I think the reason why this is such a good clip is that despite the great comedic setup, it still actually teaches you everything you need to know about cannabis. From the legal points, over the medical issues, all the way to a practical demonstration :D And in case the subtitles didn't convey it properly, Lutz found the effects actually quite unpleasant, and didn't feel well, while Fabian really liked it and wanted more, which lead to the result we see at the end of the clip :P
Fabian Köster is a really funny and ironic guy. The way he makes fun of some of our politicians is also something very special. He and Karl Lauterbach also sometimes make fun of others together. It's not for nothing that he won Journalist of the Year in the comedy category. Too bad the translation was pretty bad here.
"Horst, do you know Marie? Marie Huana?" XD
Ich konsumiere nicht, aber ich bin ganz bei der Ärztin. Es sollte logisch sein. Alkohol ist erlaubt und gesellschaftlich akzeptiert, also macht es keinen Sinn Cannabis zu verbieten.
ist es den logisch, wenn eine Droge erlaubt ist eine weitere zusätzlich zu erlauben?
@@hartinger4uja, weil man mit den gleichen argumenten die andere sonst auch verbieten müsste
@@hartinger4uDroge ist hier nicht gleich Droge, denn dann gehören zum Beispiel Kaffee und Tee auch in die Liste. Alkohol ist und bleibt ein Nervengift, welches natürlich nicht in unserem Körper vorkommt. Cannabinoide hingegen sind von Natur aus Bestandteil unserer Hirnchemie.
Man MUSS jegliche Substanzen differenziert betrachten. Aus medizinischer Sicht ist cannabis weniger schädlich, als Alkohol, das ist Fakt, jedenfalls ohne Tabak dazu zu rauchen (verdampfen zum beispiel)
Bei keinem Vergleich kommt Alkohol, die volskdroge Nummer eins, besser weg als cannabis, erst recht nicht mehr, wenn das Gras nicht mehr auf dem Schwarzmarkt erworben werden muss.
@@hartinger4u im Kontext der illegalisierung und der daraus resultierenden konsumentenzahlen und Drogentoten, absolut logisch.
His laughing is so contagious, that even the cameraman cracks up. That has got to be healthy.
It is.
The sarcasm really comes across those subtitles.
The situation
- Possession of up to 25g or 50g in your regular flat/house is legal
- Possession of up to 3 plants in your regular flat/house is legal
- Growing Cannabis in registered adult-only non-profit clubs or user associations is legal
Illegal stays
- sale or consumption near playgrounds, schools, kindergartens!
- commercial production and trading
- transport into neighbor countries with different laws (and that's illegal on both sides!)
For a long time, i have been against any liberalization of our drug laws. I've changed my mind, mostly for 2 reasons: I don't want people to come into contact with drug dealers, who often sell other products as well. I want some control - in the illegal Cannabis the TCH amount is growing all the time and sometimes dealers add other stuff to Cannabis to get their customers addicted faster.
Another reason is of course the hybris when you compare Alcohol to Cannabis.
Agreed, but I still hope they legalize commercial production and trading.
The club(verein) solution is dumb as hell and we could use the tax revenue from canabisshops to get rid of our gouverment budget holes...
The current solution supercharged the black market and the goal was to eliminate the black market...
🤬 We fucked that up.
@@jancleve9635 No problem, we really could use the money. And as i do understand the Vereins culture in Germany, we will soon see a nice competition which club can grow the 'best' stuff.
A few big producers will be far easier to control and when i see the idles in our supermarkets full of alcoholic drinks i really see no reason why they shouldn't sell Cannabis near their cigarette section...
Perhaps the latest version of the law was a bit too much influenced by a few elderly Greens with romantic ideas in their heads..
@@jancleve9635Yeah, 100%. If you make things as overly bureaucratic as us Germans tend to do, no one will end up consuming legal Cannabis. Especially for people who sometimes smoke Cannabis but only every couple weeks or months. Why would they have their name put on a registry or grow crops just for that? It's too complicated to be effective.
Finde ich richtig, richtig stark von dir, dass du so ehrlich und differnziert auf das Thema geblickt hast und am Ende deine Meinung geändert hast. Sowas würde ich mir von allen Menschen zu allen politischen Themen wünschen. Sie können stolz auf sich sein, dass meine ich völlig ernst.
@@SchlomoGoldbaum Danke, Ich bin seit sehr langer Zeit Buddhist und eigentlich lehnt unsere Lehre jede Art von Bewusstsein verändernden Stoffen komplett ab. Auf der anderen Seite stellt sie aber die Eigenverantwortung jedes Menschen in den Mittelpunkt und enthält ganz zentral die Aufforderung, sich selbst eine Meinung zu bilden.
Das beinhaltet für mich auch die Verpflichtung, gegebenenfalls falsche Meinungen zu ändern.
Love from Germany to you. Happy to see that this grabbed your attention. My advice for future reacts: Die Anstalt (means something like The asylum)
I'm German and I never consumed cannabis but now - after legalisation - it is on my bucket list
Not worth it.
Good Idea! Try it!
If you do dont hit the bong first like these guys. Better roll up a joint.
That's the way!
1. Du brauchst ne schöne Frau für Sex.
2. Du brauchst gute Filme.
3. Du brauchst gute Musik, Kruder & Dorfmeister. KD Sessions Disc Nr. 1. Oder DM.
4. Wenn alles nicht, mach es nicht.
Karl Lauterbach is by far the most capable of irony and humor in the German government. That's why they love to speak with him.
I just watched this in the cafeteria at work and I cried laughing 😂
I wish they had proper subs bc I was even better in german 😂
Huge fan of our minister of health(independently of his political work) he's actually funny
The Dutch can't advise. Cannabis is illegal in the Netherlands, just selling and using it in small quantities is permitted (not prosecuted). Germany (and some other countries including NL) are studying on full legalisation. Some of the legal aspect held back the Netherlands back in the day (late nineties, early 2000s)
Get advice from Canada! 🇨🇦
The two of them are always funny together and always make really funny recordings for today`s show. It seems to be working well for Fabian.😅
before legalization fees have been much lower than now. It can cost up to 1000 Euro if you smoke on places you are not allowed to.
I think this laughing guy smoked "the real thing". I'm German, and I'm 57 now (NO, that does NOT sound like 60!), and of course I smoked marijuana now and then when I was young, sometimes illegally in Germany, sometimes legally in the Netherlands, like many people did back then. And I did not understand the whole debate about the new law. Yes, it's true, Germany was one of the countries that signed the UN's "Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs", but that was back in 1961. I wasn't even born then. Can't be so hard to tell the United Nations, "Listen, we signed that back then, but you must understand, times have changed, we withdraw our signature here and now". On the other hand: Germany still is a very influential nation in the world. If they withdrew, others would follow, and maybe they fear that all hell would break loose, everybody would start growing hemp and nobody would be willing to work for the capitalists anymore. Which, in my opinion, wouldn't happen, but basically is a good idea.
Surprising for me as a Dutch person to read was: In Germany they may own 25 grams cannabis per person in the Netherlands you may own 5 grams per person. But ... in the Netherlands we have coffeeshops to buy cannabis. In Germany you can only buy cannabis at a ‘Cannabis-Clubs’. You need to be a member of the club. Smoking at the club is not allowed, like a shop in the Netherlands. In the Netherlands there is no restriction how often you will buy cannabis. In Germany every member of a club can buy max 50 grams a month. Those guys are hilarious.
not sure how it is today in the netherlands (amsterdam to be specific) but when i visited u werent allowed to smoke outside the coffee shop or on the streets. in germany u cant buy it as easy but you can consume it almost everywhere (not near school, playgrounds, etc.) where u are allowed to smoke in general. i guess the "club-situation" was made to prevent consum-tourism in the first place. and to be fair, even i, as a daily consumer dont come close to 50 gr per month.
Yeah nice to buy weed from the black market for to much money in coffeeshops.
I prefer the german way of growing legal my stuff much more.
In Germany it is also allowed to grow 3 plants per person at home.
Up to 50g per person may be stored.
The 25g only refers to what you are allowed to have with you in public.
we can also grow 3 plants on our own so you are not restricted to buy at a cannabis club at all. I actually never bought at one and have smoked almost every weekend since legalisation
The thing is that cannabis isn't fully legal in the Netherlands either. The coffeeshop owners are living in a semi-legal grey zone. They wanted to create an entirely legal system in Germany, which is difficult, because by EU law it is illegal. That's why there are no shops now that sell cannabis officially, but only private cannabis clubs where the members grow their own plants.
Lauterbach is such a funny guy. Answering this stupid question totally serious and factual.
Lauterbach is a criminal...
als Minister aber Arsch
@@Patrick-on2ty , nee, wieso?
@@weizenobstmusli8232 er war der Vize von Ulla damals und dem Team haben wir vieles der Scheisse gerade zu verdanken,die er jetzt retten will. rumgelüge von Corona kommt noch dazu .dazu quatscht er permanent Blödsinn!!! Humor hat er aber trotzdem!
Der Eigenanbau, ist das beste von der Legaliierung in DE.
Wow, Joel! I never saw such an extremely funny reaction video. (And I watch a lot)! I think, you also had your funniest time while reacting, right? 😂
10:11 Haha her expression is everything
very funny the two, nice that YT does not take this video away 😂
Clicking on a new video of MoreJps -> instant liked :) You're doing an awesome job and your reactions are really cool to watch!
Greetz from Germany
Cannabis is legal now in Germany --- in a way…
One has to be an adult. One must not consume cannabis around certain places. One must not consume cannabis on pedestrians roads (Fußgängerzone) during certain hours, aka 'daaytime'. You can't purchase it in a shop, only in designated clubs/societies (Vereine). You can, however, grow your own plants - but not more than three. Possession is limited - probably to tell consumers and (illegal) dealers apart.
This law is typically german. Theoretically it's legal, but practically it's hard to comply with all the regulations.
Awesome 😅😅Thanks for sharing
All the videos I have seen so far from you tell me, that you should move to Europe or Germany one day... You're so young, but the more you were looking into other cultures, the more your mindset became positive about the possibilities the world and especially Europe can offer you... Go for it!
Und ich dachte immer die einzigen Kiffer bei Star Wars waren Haze Windu und Jar Jar Bong ^^
0:04 Good pronunciation. 👍🏻
Fabian Köster is pure GOLD 🏆
I think the was in Groningen and not in Amsterdam. Cannabis is available everywhere in the Netherlands and not only in Amsterdam, even if most people only talk about Amsterdam. You can nearly cross the German border and get it. 😂
Sad that the subtitles are so stupid. He is a really funny guy, like him or not (i do). Example that was totally lost in translation: when Lutz was worried about the young age of his partner, Karl said "Yes, when you are too young, it's not good and allowed to smoke weed. Don't film that, when he does..." (the way he said it, like a buddie protecting his buddie from trouble with the cops...)
Hi Joel , I enjoyed watching this video (pierre)
Nice one :) Glad you had a good laugh anyways!
Given TH-cam + Google have massive AI systems, one could expect their "language model" would do a much better with these auto generated subtitles. but they always fall short. Computers simply don't t get humour 😉
The various heute show clips with subtitles written by humans are much better esp. with all the many "handcrafted" word plays and pop culture references that make them funny. Apparently German TV fee (GEZ) doesn't cover subtitle translations for TH-cam 🙂
The automatic translation of the video is so bad
Hi @MoreJps -> Lutz and Fabian are the best in this show ! You can be sure that nothing is staged and everything happens in the original way in this show - these guys are actually as crazy as you can see them here. That's exactly why they are so popular with us. Thanks for sharing and of course for showing it in the US ;-)) All the best from Hamburg (Germany)
Sadly, I do have the 'vomiting problem'... so, nothing for me. :(
But now you know how to counter that: smoke your spliff in the bathtub, like the Dude.
u have cannabis vomitproblem?
Your German pronunciation gets better and better!
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These two are the best 😂
Fabian is wasted as f.😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard when Isaw it on TV😂😂😂
Crazy that weed was still prohibited in Germany
They went to coffeeshop Pink in Eindhoven.😎
lool they treat smoking a bit of herb like its a murder snuff film with that warning xD
Lutz was fighting against it and the result was that he had no fun.
The lady isn't Dutch, she is a professor of psychiatry in Germany.
W take on the topic
Also glad that you couldn't just see the funny/good sides of cannabis in their experiment. We still need to be very careful.
Vox has great videos on cannabis legalisation.
2:38 Who are the guys in the window? They look like pretty stressed PR-Officers, I think.
that interview got me wondering "who is that" every 20 seconds xD .... wwait i got an idea ... take a hit from your joint every time they bring up some "famous" person you have never heard of before xD (send me a postcard from jupiter or saturn :P)
I've tried cannabis twice: The first time I didn't feel anything, the second time I saw myself* vomiting on the living room carpet. That's when I decided that cannabis wasn't for me.
* By "saw myself" I mean I didn't feel nauseous before, I just saw it come out of me, if that makes sense.
I miss laughter like that tbh ;-) I haven't actually followed up what the effect of the law changing has been, all I know is it is good not to have to worry constantly to get caught.
The legalization of cannabis in Germany means that cannabis is still fundamentally prohibited, but certain things such as cultivation and possession are permitted for citizens within narrow limits. But even passing it on to another person is prohibited.
The legal area is very narrow and there is no permitted trade, only home cultivation or cultivation in a club and personal consumption.
Everything is regulated to the point of despair for the citizens, becasue it doesn't always make much sense.
We can be happy about this small freedom, but it has dangerous drawbacks when it comes to too much possession and traffic law.
That's Germany.
13:30 And thats the funny thing you can really enjoy about this drug.
But you have to keep the dose under control.
If the room starts spinning and you feel a little sick, you can't enjoy it anymore and it was too much.
I grew up in the north-west of Germany, next to the border of the Netherlands! It's legal there (!) and I went there when I was young ... That's like 25 years ago and I stopped smoking! But now I live in the south-east of Germany, next to the border of the Czech Republic and guess what: It's legal there, too! So if I wanted to smoke: the border in the EU is just a sign next to the road! It would take me like 20 minutes and I am in a coffee shop in CZ and could smoke ... but nah, I am too old for this! But I wouldn't mind to legalize it! For sure, not for kids/teenager, though!
Wie alt bist du denn?
Gibt viele die mit über 60 noch bis ins hohe Alter konsumieren.
@@crrnybestefilmserienmoment4269 72 hier. Kiffe seit 1968. Meine Lachfalten können es beweisen.
the sentence/the idiom/expression would actually be: "Wer braucht denn sowas?" Who needs this? - They changed it into: "Wer raucht denn sowas?" Who smokes this?
I smoke weed since 1995 ! ....never thought about, if it´s legal or not !
Oh please look at something From Sarah Bosetti. She is brilliant with language and has a great view on political issues and society.
Oh. I see you have found the Holy Grail 🤣 This Show kills mee also every time 😂 The hard truth , in funny
it happened again ... i wownder whwy theres subtitles and then i realize "oops this isnt english .. the subs are english" xD
I have 2 in my family who smoked to much and got psychotic. There is no chance of getting normal again.
my motherb had cancer and got some cannobies from my sister and me, we coule not get it from the goverment, but we got it, it gave her a few mounth more freedom before she dieet we got a great few mooments befofore she gave up "sorry about my grammer " Danish here
The whole diskussion about Cannabis is useless unless it comes to underage person!
Pity that the translation is not great in Parts but this is really funny.
I guess you could ask before a video, for someone to give u a better translation. just ask, even i would be proud to do it. With a good translation you can better understand the jokes and the real meaning
the jokes are bad translated as they are word puns not working in english xD
The two of them are hilarious, as always :)
As far as legalization goes, i could´nt care less. Live and let live. If anyone what´s or needs it, have a go!
Na gut, lachen ist besser als aggressiv durch Alkohol zu werden, bin aber grundsätzlich gegen jede Form von Drogen.
Spiesser.
has been quite a while since i clicked a video so quuckly
I don't like the USA politically and actually it is theire fault that cannabis got illegal but it is an honour that an American likes our country and the Heute Show.
some of the subs are cursed
Hilarious! 🤣
These subtitles😂 just so much nonsense😅
It's not really legalized, wait or continue buy street illegal cannabis, Thank You really for Your content It's entertaining
the automated translation is horrible.
The scientist is definitely German
im german and i just understand the first jocke....the other one...no idea what the punsh line is.
stoned Hendge 🤣🤣🤣
Hey, Love your channel. I'm also a big fan of the 'heute-show' and THAT translation is just horrible!!! I can translate stuff from them, if you want, for free to help you out. Let me know. Greeting from Germany!
Getting High on Public funding 😂😂
Subtitles are sadly horrible.
funny video but i often think duuude, who does those subtitles, they're awful... i (german) read them, sometimes besides the audio to see what you see but sometimes the whole sentences dont make any sense
Its ALL FOR Science, of cause it is. At least we are in Germany here.😅😉
Hey man! Was just watching your reaction to "Christmas in Australia," you recorded some time back. You freaked out about spiders which is so funny because the last death from spiders in Oz "WAS 45 YEARS AGO IN 1979."
I laugh so much because dying from creatures is "much more likely" in the US than Australia. Here are the facts.
Wildlife deaths per year.
US...... one death per 430,000.
Aus..... 1 death per 1.400,000 people.
3.2. times more chance of dying from creatures in the US compared with Australia.
Most Americans get sucked in by those videos which are completely overblown, (to get likes and subscribers) and are a load of nonsense. Cheers mate 🇦🇺🦘
German public media at its best.
Smoking weed,is fine legally,but the thrill of getting caught is,oooh like a naughty child
Sag mal Lauterbach, wann kommt Säule 2? (Tell me when is the law for legal sale coming?)
MEDIENCLOWNS 🎉
Still Green Folks 😊😊😊
The minister is the coolest ever.
So let´s say CANNABIS ...........
Compared to the other hard drugs you can get weed is the safest but not really good for everyday use.
This show is quite good for showcasing some German Humor. For more scandal ridden stories we also have,ZDF Magazin Royale, th-cam.com/video/4gxcWFbxzEs/w-d-xo.htmlsi=FzU5Ef0gvyjQtLIz and Gute Nacht Österreich, th-cam.com/video/iKWZsPI5PlA/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Fk1Qnf1P4uH24Yz7 for starters. There are a few others. Both Moderators or Hosts choose present day subject matters to bring to their audience's attention. While the subtitle translations are OK, it is fr better to understand the German Language to get the full meaning of the humor and sarcasm, which is often times difficult to translate.
Why don't you put there a link to original video? Not cool
The English captions are very bad 😢
Very sad, the subtitles were so off.