"There are FOUR LIGHTS" - Eldar Propaganda by PancreasNoWork - Reaction

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  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Further proof that the Eldar are the true protagonists of 40k!

  • @averageeughenjoyer6429
    @averageeughenjoyer6429 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    He basically did what every lore TH-camrs does for imperium

  • @samiamtheman7379
    @samiamtheman7379 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    With that last bit, one has to think about how scary Cybertronians would be in 40k. Imagine Alpha Legion, but instead of any Marine potentially being Alpharius, any of your vehicles could be Alpharius. They can just scan any vehicle similar to their size and turn into it, weapons and all. And they can transform into something Space Marine-sized on the low-end, and full on Titan-sized on the higher ends. And that's not even counting Unicron, who may as well be a C'tan in his own right.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @samiamtheman7379
      Unicron is straight up a chaos god, you only truly get rid of him, you would need to get rid of evil, death destruction.

    • @lemonaded2481
      @lemonaded2481 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Imagine Metroplex outfitted with 40K weaponry, terrifying.

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lemonaded2481uh, that IS the sort of weaponry he’s packing.

    • @lemonaded2481
      @lemonaded2481 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Azorees-oj5zr Yeah sure, but like, give him even more of that, and then more. Boom, 40K Metroplex.

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have thought of how cybertronians alone would easily raise the imperium’s tech tree up several pages. Since, best case scenario is that they are the earliest aliens that humanity meets, likely during an age well before the mass racism against anything that isn’t human became the standard as the first encounter. With a positive first contact and uniting humanity gets vastly more advanced tech, similar FTL travel Necron without needing the warp itself, vastly superior armies that can have cybertronians BE the vechicles for extra artillery or a quick escape. Plus with how long the average cybertronian can live would mean that tons of knowledge would be preserved and accessible for literal millions of years. Granted there would of course be decepticons, or atleast evil cybertronians so there would be still be war, but humanity has a good advantage even on all sides.

  • @nemamiah7832
    @nemamiah7832 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "At least a thousand years" is pretty much "in a span of Tuesday" for an Empire spanning 65 million years. That's 0.002% of time that Empire had existed. For instance, if we turn this into human life-span of... Say... 70 years. That would be equivalent of going completely off the rails in 50 days or so, while prior to that you've been nothing but outstanding

  • @enoughothis
    @enoughothis หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    There are FOUR knife-eared waifus!

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio หลายเดือนก่อน

      “No there are 5!”

  • @supersaiyandiclonius3056
    @supersaiyandiclonius3056 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Did not know about that soup kitchen bit until this vid.
    Looked it up, and it's real...I like this Eldar. He can stay.

    • @BLANK-pr5qs
      @BLANK-pr5qs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s also got two books, I’ve read his first one, throughout it, even while killing chaos cultists, he feels bad for them, and regrets that he *has* to kill them.
      Asurmen’s just a good dude.

  • @killfang9659
    @killfang9659 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As the goat put it.
    "Who they spawned with their... Unrestrained! Unquantifiable! Murderfucking!"

  • @thomashearne6643
    @thomashearne6643 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Path of the Eldar trilogy by Gav Thorpe and The Path of the Dark Eldar trilogy by Andy Chambers are good books. They were released around 2014 but they're focused on Eldar going about their day to day lives. It gives a brilliant demonstration on how cutthroat druchari politics are and how creative they are in their cruelty. (gaslighting an IG squad into thinking they could escape Commoragh only to lead them into an arena).
    Or the eldar path system and their self induced multiple personalities and how even the seers get fed up of prophesies of their inevitable doom. If I'm remembering it right the MC has to talk to her friend who, to her horror had become an exarch, to petition an autarch, who owed the exarch a life debt, to order the seer council to take her prophecy more seriously. The initial reaction of the seer council to her prophecy was to laugh and more or less say "first time?"
    Then we see how the Eldar defend a craftworld from an imperial crusade. Fun times.

    • @Astronometric
      @Astronometric หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree, Path of the Eldar is a good trilogy. But one needs to read all the three novels to make it really work, and the protagonist on the first book is not really likable, making it difficult to read for a lot of people that are expecting the classic “hardboiled 40k character”. The Asurmen book is also good and has a lot of interesting lore. I think that those early Thorpe eldar novels are more than decent stories, but I really don’t like the way he wrote the Ynnari books. It’s not even about the stories, I just don’t like the prose.

    • @leonardomarquesbellini
      @leonardomarquesbellini หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AstronometricGav Thrope is also one of the worst offenders for having it out for the space elves. If something paints them as incompetent there's a good chance Thorpe had a hand in it.

    • @Astronometric
      @Astronometric หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ he also created most of their lore and wrote all their codexes since third edition. People like to talk shit about him, but he also created a lot of the cool eldar stuff. He’s amazing at worldbuiling and lore, but not greatest at writing. Especially when it comes to action scenes.

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Let’s also acknowledge that without slaansh ripping a hole in reality most psychic shenanigans going on, including dark king, massive numbers of human psykers and chaos having easy access to reality. (Note: relatively speaking.)

  • @NatsuDragneel324
    @NatsuDragneel324 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Pancreas is very good with his promotions

  • @LegatusLucius2
    @LegatusLucius2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    LOL scary Outer gods travel to Middle Earth kidnap some Elves and then genetically mutate them 😂

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Kidnap some eldar to make eldar?(eldar is a name taken from Tolkien)

  • @lurkingedge
    @lurkingedge หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The waters are definitely muddy, but wasn't the Golden Age human empire considered a near peer before the cybernetic revolt?

    • @BLANK-pr5qs
      @BLANK-pr5qs หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not really. Humanity was the second biggest fish in the sea, humanity was a megalodon, the Aeldari were a blue whale.
      Nothing could take either of them on, but the Aeldari could have taken on Humanity.
      Hell, when humanity was being destroyed by the Men of Iron, the Eldar were having planet-wide orgies, they didn’t even seem to be aware of the Men of Iron, the deadliest machines mankind had made were so non-threatening they weren’t even paying *attention*.

  • @ShadowNetWeaver1
    @ShadowNetWeaver1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Spoilers:
    In the latest Dark Eldar book, Lelith Hesperex: Queen of Knives, it gives an even deeper insight into the more warrior aspects of Drukhari society. They still think they're the shit, but if you're a good killer then they will actually respect you and THEY DO LOVE. They're just so deep in denial because such feelings are seen as a weakness that they refuse to acknowledge it out of both shame and fear that it'll be exploited (by, you know, horribly torturing and murdering the person they like). ALSO, Lelith Hesperex might actually usurp Vect in the future. She's become that influential.
    Oh, and she works with Yvrainne now, so yea, Vect is a little pissed.

  • @brandonlewis2861
    @brandonlewis2861 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you want some more orky stuff I would suggest Ork's Top 5 Practical Squigs YOUS NEVA HEARD OF or Da BIGGEST Lies in Ork Lore in Warhammer 40,000 both by GimGam Glitzdakka his stuff is really good and funny.

  • @Soundwave-A10
    @Soundwave-A10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I hate the Eldar as much as you hate the Tau , boss , this was pain for me to sit through.

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Imperial larp or for real?

    • @apologyguy6651
      @apologyguy6651 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Functional pancreas propaganda right here.

    • @Soundwave-A10
      @Soundwave-A10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@averageeughenjoyer6429 For real , they're my most hated faction irl lol

  • @thetalkingbear
    @thetalkingbear หลายเดือนก่อน

    The munchkin race in a very munchkin universe. Then again I wonder what goes on in any of the other trillion galaxies in 40k

  • @Dacovalu
    @Dacovalu หลายเดือนก่อน

    Propper gander? I thought that was what the Brits do when they take a good look at something?

  • @dougwhitford505
    @dougwhitford505 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey old man react how are you doing today and you should make a reaction about Gustave the alligator count dankula

  • @Battlechicken12
    @Battlechicken12 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can you react to the SCP 001 proposal mamjul and Korar it’s a continuation of the story of the Amoni-ram SCP 001 proposal

  • @ReinaSaurus
    @ReinaSaurus หลายเดือนก่อน

    what do you mean there are four lights?

  • @MichaelWelch-gq8os
    @MichaelWelch-gq8os หลายเดือนก่อน

    React to scp 5728 by bedtime scp

  • @noahcolemen7675
    @noahcolemen7675 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As I said on the discord by the way GW treats the Eldar they should just bite the bullet and just remove the line and say “after the failure of trying to raise the god of the dead it had forced Slaanesh to finish what It had started and attacked all the craft worlds and started seeding the maiden worlds with its evil. The last hold out for there kind was the most evil but even they fell a cult of Slaanesh had taken over and now ruled. the eldar are now no more.” Because they bring nothing to the setting except to be elves in space which they do terrible at.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @noahcolemen7675
      then the imperium is fucked as well, now they don't have someone to team up with.
      and the setting loses one very few "reasonable" factions as well.

    • @noahcolemen7675
      @noahcolemen7675 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ no they have the crons and ps I have a problem with GW uses and treatment because there last main release was about some eldar warriors and there big bosses, the hippy’s don’t have a army and the dark eldar should be a Slaanesh army. They are the one that is just there and if ever given a good thing it gets destroyed and then they are back to the start. And I hate their personalities because it’s just one for the whole race “I’m better than you, so listen to me”. They have not got anything that mattered since rogue trader.

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think they should learn above marvel writing

    • @noahcolemen7675
      @noahcolemen7675 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@averageeughenjoyer6429 If the only response to ‘GW seems to loath the Eldar and should just bit the Bullet and wipe them out’ is that another company treats them better that just proves my point.

    • @averageeughenjoyer6429
      @averageeughenjoyer6429 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ It really is awful from world building direction, so many factions while only two have anything

  • @Diceboxx
    @Diceboxx หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Skaven won't survive the 40k Universe because canonically thr Imperium has some Catboys and Catgirls namely the Felinid

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Difference being that GW will give us Space Skaven before they give us a Felinid model.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@samiamtheman7379 imagine if skaven in 40k are the most noblebright faction.