Yeah I don't know why that manlet was letting that nothing harm his animal. She can be weird and crazy all she wants, but I pull knives on those who try to harm my animals. Useless junky leech learned that a month ago lmao
I was about to start crying from a sudden bout of depression and I just...I sat down on my bed, saw you two do that phone bit...and I started laughing. Thank you both.
0:27 me showing the Chernobyl workers my Time Machine ( I tell them what is about to happen in exactly 4.7 minutes) 0:27 me with my Time Machine showing cavemen my Glock 4:40 Indian dudes on Omegle be like -0:27 my therapist trying to get rid of my telephobia the hard way
9:43 you gotta make the call get killed by idiots behind the wheel or get harassed by idiots on the sidewalk ill just take a Big Lead Chew and call it quits at that point
you know it's real when the camera isn't just sitting on someone's lap perfectly still while there's nobody around to notice them embarrassing themselves
*instrumental* *Karen vocals* * heavy lick on the guitar followed by deafening silence* " How you doing?" - Chad stranger *sickest music of all time resumes*
I love you guys. I’m leaving for college soon and I’m anxious af but your videos always help me feel better. You and Ethan already know the results of the gay test so just get married so y’all can stream forever together
I think the only Karen I ever encountered was someone when I was like twelve and at a roller skating rink. Their child was skating like an idiot, ran right into me and rather than just bowling them over I went " Whoa buddy! " and caught them rather than just clotheslining them like most pre-teens would have at that place. His mother begins screeching I grabbed her child and nearly pushed him down. Her child keeps trying to go " Mom, he caught me! I ran into him! " and she keeps telling him " HUSH! MOMMY IS HANDLING IT! " - and I don't know what she was expecting... but she eventually is like " I'M GONNA GET YOU THROWN OUT OF HERE! I KNOW THE OWNERS! " I go " Oh, really? " I pause and go " MR. J-R! CAN YOU COME OVER HERE!? SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS YOU AND THINKS I SHOULD BE THROWN OUT FOR CATCHING HER KID WHEN HE RAN INTO ME! " J.R comes over and he just looks annoyed as all Hell. She gives her spiel to him. He has that blank look of someone that knows you're bullshitting them, then looks to me. " Well, what actually happened? " Both the kid and I tell the truth. Kid was named Mason. Little guy was a baller. The mother? Psycho. Mason I taught how to turn on his roller skates and how to balance better. By the end of that night he was already cutting complete laps around the rink and passing other kids with me cheering him on. Kid was a natural when taught right. But that woman? She got told " You can take your kid and leave, or you can go sit outside in your car. You are not going to attack children and teens in my establishment. I personally know that kid and he works here part time for free food occasionally as a floor guard. He's one of the reasons they busted the meth dealer in the back corner of the rink and you're trying to get me to throw out one of our most valuable kids. He skates here for free, eats for free and helps with work. You're crazy if you think I believe he's causing trouble where he comes to help out all the time. " She was pissed. Actually tried opening a lawsuit. She ended up having to pay out for the rink's legal fees because this bitch actually took it up to the courts and it got thrown out almost immediately when her child took to the stand and said " ... No, I wasn't hit by anyone. I fell onto a guy that caught me and taught me how to skate better that night. "
Soup: *has nice leather chair* Ethan: Literally risking his life sitting on the crumbling remains of a 1726 Archibald Duke III brushed brass oak wood chair 🤺
13:58 ngl I kinda agree with her painting arrows on the side walk for walking in one direction coz covid is crazy like what just coz your following an arrow your safe from covid
the fucking “how you doin” absolutely just killed me lmao
It's got such a "Idk, I just got here" vibe
I laughed in the middle of drinking chocolate milk.. it came out my fuckin nose...
That mans a legend
I expect a full version of 'get off the steps now'
Call 911 now!!!!
and the last part is the guy at 19:41
This better be on their next album
Conductor we have a problem!
@@jbeezostl pearl harbor?
"GET OFF THE STEPS NOW!" Needs to be the new outro to the videos. The vocals on these women are seriously crazy.
fr new start to a slackjaw song
They should make a song from this primordial Karen
“Are you going to hit me?” A mf kicks my dog and I’m factory resetting her lol
Exactly! To paraphrase Blarg: "I'll send you to God, live in concert"
if i were in that situation, the person would be getting a bloody ass nose
Fr mf would be meeting Jesus in 4K
Kick my dog I kick you and my dog also gets a free chew toy for maybe an hour whilst I hold you down
Yeah I don't know why that manlet was letting that nothing harm his animal. She can be weird and crazy all she wants, but I pull knives on those who try to harm my animals. Useless junky leech learned that a month ago lmao
"Karens losing their minds" is like saying "paraplegic can't walk anymore". I love it
I just wanna bust it down in a local McDonald's while someone is having a meltdown like these people
The Karen having a meltdown: YOU ARE HARASSING ME!! DONT *TOUCH MEEE*
You in the corner: *jamming out to Let it Be by The Beatles*
Brandon: "People really think holding up a video camera is gonna scare somebody"
Police: "You have no idea buddy"
💀
Isn’t that ethan
17:55 The Dooo needs to edit this into metal XD
14:53 she just wants the dog to make a succulent Chinese meal
ong she's weird asf atleast go for a dog with more meat on em
Idc if she a woman or not, you kick my dog, imma fuck you up. She lucky she didnt catch a few holes, dont know who's packing these days. Lol
I would’ve given her a nice stern shove lmfao 🤣
racism is cringe
Gods work at hand. Fantastic stream as usual boys, keep up the good work! Hope to see Slackjaw at your guy's upcoming concert
8:15 slowly zooms in on his shirt with the cover of the song let it be slowly faded in
11:26 HE SAID ITS IAM LEGEND💀💀💀
4:15 Equal rights, equal fights.
A simple handgun would’ve solved every single one of these
You two are literal modern day Wayne's World.
That's the most accurate description of these two I've heard so far, underrated comment
Which one is wayne tho? They both seems like Garth to me 😂
6:56 girl acting like she owns the place 😂
When do you stream? I wanna see this monkey business live.
He streams when he wants
Boig monkleaouy monk 🦿👨🏾🦲🐵🐒🐒🐒🐒🦧🦧🦧🦍🦍🦍🦍
Mohnkeh mayun
Little bit of fmb
Follow him on twitch
Last 3 minutes was an epic moment in metal \m/
Dimebag would be impressed.
10:45 all of the alcohol just hit soup at once stg
6:19 or like in DBZ when injured ssj2 Gohan and Perfect Cell have that kamehameha fight?! Haha
19:42 you know it’s that guys first day there😂😂😂first week at leastttt
At 9:50, woulda snatched the beer and dipped
I was about to start crying from a sudden bout of depression and I just...I sat down on my bed, saw you two do that phone bit...and I started laughing. Thank you both.
I fucking love that Skrillex blew up by sampling a Karen into 'Equinox', before the drop.
EVERYONE knows the "CALL 911 NOW!" line.
Lmao that was a Karen rant? What a legend
@@charityquill4965it was The Karen rant at the end of the video
0:27 me showing the Chernobyl workers my Time Machine ( I tell them what is about to happen in exactly 4.7 minutes)
0:27 me with my Time Machine showing cavemen my Glock
4:40 Indian dudes on Omegle be like
-0:27 my therapist trying to get rid of my telephobia the hard way
It's legitimately sad that some adults act like children when they don't get exactly what they want, when they want.
17:15 They should call the song "Steps to heaven".
7:17 she tried to perform the fnaf jumpscare
2:30 it’s rare to see a turf war in the wild
Correction the first two videos are Karen’s v Karen’s
9:43 you gotta make the call
get killed by idiots behind the wheel
or get harassed by idiots on the sidewalk
ill just take a Big Lead Chew and call it quits at that point
11:00 R2 D2 at a slaughter house
14:09 If somebody kicked my dog, they're gonna get sent to the hospital.
9:30, they act like Facebook is the only platform
The get off the steps now lady actually yelled call 911 now and skrillex sampled it in a song😂
Ngl when Ethan goes "I'm sending this to corporate" I laughed so loud I scared my dog
And then again at BEEF WELLINGTON
One of the best yet!!! GET OF THE STEPS NOW😤😤
you know it's real when the camera isn't just sitting on someone's lap perfectly still while there's nobody around to notice them embarrassing themselves
14:00 she's mad he's walking away with her dinner
I'm going to hell
“Get off the steps now!!!” 🤣🤣
Homie literally just asked “how ya doing” as if it’s another day in paradise 😂😅
2:15 nicotine break
I love how they take almost 45 seconds to make a song out of karen screaming
4:41 sounds like 2 drunk men got a hold of the mics in air traffic control
🤣
I love the energy you guys put into this video compared to the other ones 😭 get off the steps hit different I expect a full version in the new album 😭
I loved that Elden Ring reference with the moonveil! Friggin awesome!
10:20 you cannot tell me that she doesn’t sound like a security breach animatronic 😂💀
Dude she sounds like she needs to be exercised
17:20 this is what the special ed class is like at my old highschool
" own your house because I'm friends with the HOA" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thats such bs
*instrumental*
*Karen vocals*
* heavy lick on the guitar followed by deafening silence*
" How you doing?" - Chad stranger
*sickest music of all time resumes*
Ecclesiastes 10:12 12 Words from the mouth of the wise are gracious, but fools are consumed by their own lips.
The beginning of these videos are always the funniest😭💀
10:07 she sound like a dead horse 💀
I love you guys. I’m leaving for college soon and I’m anxious af but your videos always help me feel better. You and Ethan already know the results of the gay test so just get married so y’all can stream forever together
15:13 I live there in spokane wa, pull up yo
Lmfao wasn't 17:08 the video that Skillex sampled that women screaming one line before a beat drop? The boys think alike
Bro the last guy is so nice 🤣 "How ya doin?"
"How you doin??" Priceless mann 😂😂
I think the only Karen I ever encountered was someone when I was like twelve and at a roller skating rink. Their child was skating like an idiot, ran right into me and rather than just bowling them over I went " Whoa buddy! " and caught them rather than just clotheslining them like most pre-teens would have at that place. His mother begins screeching I grabbed her child and nearly pushed him down. Her child keeps trying to go " Mom, he caught me! I ran into him! " and she keeps telling him " HUSH! MOMMY IS HANDLING IT! " - and I don't know what she was expecting... but she eventually is like " I'M GONNA GET YOU THROWN OUT OF HERE! I KNOW THE OWNERS! " I go " Oh, really? " I pause and go " MR. J-R! CAN YOU COME OVER HERE!? SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS YOU AND THINKS I SHOULD BE THROWN OUT FOR CATCHING HER KID WHEN HE RAN INTO ME! " J.R comes over and he just looks annoyed as all Hell. She gives her spiel to him. He has that blank look of someone that knows you're bullshitting them, then looks to me. " Well, what actually happened? " Both the kid and I tell the truth. Kid was named Mason. Little guy was a baller. The mother? Psycho. Mason I taught how to turn on his roller skates and how to balance better. By the end of that night he was already cutting complete laps around the rink and passing other kids with me cheering him on. Kid was a natural when taught right. But that woman? She got told " You can take your kid and leave, or you can go sit outside in your car. You are not going to attack children and teens in my establishment. I personally know that kid and he works here part time for free food occasionally as a floor guard. He's one of the reasons they busted the meth dealer in the back corner of the rink and you're trying to get me to throw out one of our most valuable kids. He skates here for free, eats for free and helps with work. You're crazy if you think I believe he's causing trouble where he comes to help out all the time. "
She was pissed. Actually tried opening a lawsuit. She ended up having to pay out for the rink's legal fees because this bitch actually took it up to the courts and it got thrown out almost immediately when her child took to the stand and said " ... No, I wasn't hit by anyone. I fell onto a guy that caught me and taught me how to skate better that night. "
Absolute bruh moment
“How are you doing” 😂
Thank you for showing my state some love. Made me want cheese curds
The last guys literally me "how's it going" lol lmfao
Banger in the video, “get off the steps” good shit guys
Ending of this video was great 😂
"Dance for meh"......"I'm sending that to corporate" that killed me more than it should have xD
16:17 I'll take that charge
Definitely the most hammered we've see soupy man
Like that one brother said much love from wisconsin soup everytime you post i sit for about 3 minutes making soup noises and watch your videos
11:45 combine both of the videos and on god you get nazi zombies
I love the new outro song please keep it this way lol 😂
“I’m sending that to corporate” lmaoo
5:36 GUATEMALA
GUATEMALA
@@Kennyisnotdead2283YEAH GUATEMALA☝️☝️
11:30 - I live how “KAREN’S” come in “MANY FLAVOR’S” including “TRUMP” “LOL”!!!!!!
"They should start scissoring" class A content good sir
15:10 DUDE I WAS THERE I SAW THAT DAMN SIGN IT WAS FRICKIN HILARIOUS ( im still in spokane now actually. mid 2020 was nuts..)
CHANGE MY MIND… ILL WAIT
NO WAY NOT POSSIBLE THIS IS PURE COMEDIC GENIS THE END THERE WITH ETHAN AND SOUP I WAS CRYING😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That lady with the ice cream story is too good. I woulda been counting the shit outta my big ass tip.
"Dude hit my dog and I'm body slamming you" lol
14:25 she was getting hungry thats all
@14:30 uh she gonna do more than just take that dog 🤨 🥘
One of the live chats was “ I just drinked half a bottle of titios and don’t feels anything” 😂
Soup:
*has nice leather chair*
Ethan:
Literally risking his life sitting on the crumbling remains of a 1726 Archibald Duke III brushed brass oak wood chair 🤺
cant wait for the full edit of "Get off the steps now" lol
That was the sickest breakdown
Cannot get over how these two just feel like freinds having a good night and not somone working
Ah yes, Harry Potter vs Snape
fierce battle of the century
13:58 ngl I kinda agree with her painting arrows on the side walk for walking in one direction coz covid is crazy like what just coz your following an arrow your safe from covid
The way that guy said "ima put it on facebook right now." It almost sounded like the doo XD
The “THATS A LIE” hit different
9:37 is it just me or just that sound like thedooo
Damn. Can’t even keep my dogs safe from the morning Asians. Before you know it, they’ll be on a platter
I meant my dog on a platter lol
i loving the ending lol nice karen jam
the segment of the partial step song fire.....hahahah
Thanks for talking up my state! Much love from wisco!
"she's clearly on the spectrum service" bruh lmao 😂
karens are my main reason of why i carry pepper spray around
There is so much wrong with soups Harry Potter reference. I was dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
16:00 i thought this was my teacher for a second they just look similar lmao
“John Lennon is dead sir!” Lmfao
Good video to watch while I'm high asf in the kitchen at 2 am making cheese rollups
10:20 bruh the scream sounded like the Minecraft horse dying sound.