The Dumbest Criminals

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  • @twangyyy18888
    @twangyyy18888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    5:22 hardest I've laughed in a while "up in that bush right there" and Ethan's wheeze is funny

  • @mrchefchef
    @mrchefchef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Bro Dallas you NEED to have Ethan on the Goons podcast bro. You two together might just be some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @woody8577
      @woody8577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its destined at this point. It'll happen, friendlings.

    • @azcourseer6701
      @azcourseer6701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@woody8577 they just had trippy yumi and senpapi rick on, seems like theyre branching out more. plus soup literally mentioned on that podcast that he should have him on sometime so i have to agree, only a matter of time at this point.

    • @itsbuddhaone
      @itsbuddhaone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seen, or heard? 🥴

  • @Tomcat563
    @Tomcat563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:25
    Yeah soup. A spit mask. I worked as a corrections officer a year of my life and i had some cracked out person spit on my head and he has to get a spit mask on as well as a restraint chair

  • @eduardosc3434
    @eduardosc3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:20 when someone is that high you never know what theyll do. Ive seen people high on PCP take 12 rounds to the chest and face and still not drop. Shit insane. And that guy is on a LOTTTTT more than meth. Meth alone wont make someone tweak out like that, that dude smoked some bathsalts.

    • @AllStarrKo
      @AllStarrKo ปีที่แล้ว

      Prolly smoked sum k2 as well bro was tweakin

  • @natehollinger2304
    @natehollinger2304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Do more of these. Most fun I’ve had watching a video in a while

  • @noahprice4894
    @noahprice4894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    If he took the tazer from his left side its a tazer, right side is a gun

    • @CloneBiker
      @CloneBiker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's left handed

    • @CloneBiker
      @CloneBiker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cops that are left handed have it the opposite

    • @CloneBiker
      @CloneBiker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look at his stance. His left hand is on the gun and his right hand is being used as a stabilizer

    • @thealphatiger4733
      @thealphatiger4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      unless hes left handed

    • @hpo9951
      @hpo9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No gun in right hip holster and the stance that he is doing if for handling recoil from a gun

  • @captainppizza
    @captainppizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    8:50 well at least she's being honest and not making it worse for herself

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Family guy 🅥 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ITS FINALLY HERE

  • @mrtabbyscat2856
    @mrtabbyscat2856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    They're called spit masks and are basically finely netted to where you can breath but the spit is caught in the mask

    • @TenkoVA
      @TenkoVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      From what I remember it's also tear resistant for people who bite as well.

  • @TheDingus47
    @TheDingus47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Honestly those last few minutes were probably the longest amount of time Ethan and soup said NOTHING on a twitch stream

  • @richardmarshall15
    @richardmarshall15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Definitely need to see more of this

  • @mrpoprocks17
    @mrpoprocks17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally the first 5 seconds of the video. That gave me two amazing screenshots. First him shocked just waking up. Second him mid laugh. Those two faces switching back and forth are to funny

  • @Bean-gv6oo
    @Bean-gv6oo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Need more of this now my friend

  • @israelcochran9201
    @israelcochran9201 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact! The 'bag' is called a tranzit hood, it's used when the subject is spitting and or has some form of airborne diesease

    • @israelcochran9201
      @israelcochran9201 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another fun fact the hobble is basically a rope that is used to keep the subject from kicking with he is in the backseat, mostly to stop subjects from kicking doors open

  • @skleenis
    @skleenis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:24 laughed so hard my vision is blurry 🤣🤣

  • @ghostiezaza
    @ghostiezaza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how with the first criminal, both ethan and soup started to put their hands behind their backs to see how the guy was cuffed

  • @NoRizzMaker
    @NoRizzMaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ethan and Dallas literally are the same person it wigs me out 😂

  • @Tyomak-ov
    @Tyomak-ov 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This arrest at 05:40 sounds like a skit from wizards with guns

  • @simplifiedarmistice4361
    @simplifiedarmistice4361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Soup. Keep up the great work. I've been showing anybody I can your music. Even play you at work keep rocking on 🤘

  • @DCDragon599
    @DCDragon599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:24 my mans got the M 1911

  • @Thrillll
    @Thrillll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I might have a little bit of coke" **OFFICER PULLS OUT 2 OZ OF COKE**

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    " I'm a marijuana smoker. "
    I'm sittin' here after double rolling so I could listen to Soup while studying for medical coding classes and that dude genuinely sounds like he's either hitting the crystal, or heroine.

    • @carrotcake7564
      @carrotcake7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said he smoked meth 😂

    • @bigblueassbaby9074
      @bigblueassbaby9074 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was off of spice too. The synthetic weed and meth probably induced psychosis

  • @hughjazz7143
    @hughjazz7143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:12 he look like the cop from Clody wit a chans of gravy balls

  • @joenuts7027
    @joenuts7027 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    we need more of this

  • @woody8577
    @woody8577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:11, ol' boy's interest rates just skyrocketed.

    • @woody8577
      @woody8577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I might've edged that timestamp a lil bit. (For the record: I condone Turbanism)

  • @landonmullis6742
    @landonmullis6742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should definitely watch more of these

  • @Thrillll
    @Thrillll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This dude out here like "I only took two hits of meth officer, this has nothing to do with that"

  • @bossanovabossanova3386
    @bossanovabossanova3386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i feel bad for the guy who said he was homeless, he seems like an actually good guy

    • @braxtra1664
      @braxtra1664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Most drug addicts are just good people in a bad situation, I hope he gets the help he needs

    • @bossanovabossanova3386
      @bossanovabossanova3386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@braxtra1664 I do too. I put myself through two treatments

    • @mattwalla365
      @mattwalla365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      American police system for you. Getting rid of homeless army veterans because they don't matter apparently

  • @ChronicGames
    @ChronicGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dammit man where can I catch these live so I can watch more. 12 mins is not nearly enough to fill the void

  • @SilverBoio1253
    @SilverBoio1253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching you guys stuff reminds me of fake sleeping at a uncles house while watching stuff I shouldn't be

  • @leakybeet3213
    @leakybeet3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:32 is soup taking acid 👁🥵👁

  • @Trip1326
    @Trip1326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Do this again bro, shit funny asl boy

  • @darthkolby
    @darthkolby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i want more of this

  • @sullykls1
    @sullykls1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    PLEASE do more of these they are the best

  • @theovertaker8936
    @theovertaker8936 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not me watching this again tonight because I fell asleep watching it last night

  • @dinkleberg6609
    @dinkleberg6609 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way of the soup is just untouchable

  • @Americanwarhistory19..
    @Americanwarhistory19.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am feeling like we need another one of these

  • @rayray9483
    @rayray9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Soupie poopie was the most silent he's been.

  • @norXmal
    @norXmal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:35 Did that cop really say "Smörgåsbord"?

  • @guedem.7197
    @guedem.7197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more of that. This is golden 😂

  • @chrissmith000
    @chrissmith000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need more reactions to Dumb Criminals lmao!

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:31 for if a man has nothing on him, surely he must have something in him
    -Gandhi

  • @michelangelo5903
    @michelangelo5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:19 ayooo a 1G eclipse! i have a mint 1990 GSX

  • @sinastar5932
    @sinastar5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look at me in my fucking eye🤣🤣🤣

  • @jad41799
    @jad41799 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:28 Lmao not the bag, I took a bunch of acid and ran outside in my boxers, fought off 6 pigs before they hogtied me and gave me the bag

  • @pjnuccio7587
    @pjnuccio7587 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    In some cases…..when ya close your eyes, can’t tell these idiots apart Lmao I love it

  • @heemjefee6889
    @heemjefee6889 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:25 I understand the confusion here, but in all seriousness unarmed people can still be very very dangerous, especially if they're potentially under the influence of drugs. Tasers are known to not always be effective, especially if they're on drugs. Pulling a gun is honestly the smartest option here. It'll get him to back down if he's sane/sober enough and if need be you can defend yourself.
    But I do understand the silliness from someone who doesn't know much of how bad situations can go.

    • @outmywritemind1739
      @outmywritemind1739 57 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      You could not be approaching this with a worse mindset. The officer isn't the one in danger, the suspect is. The officer coming at this guy aggressive is looking after his own safety

  • @inoacababat3686
    @inoacababat3686 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bros watching pov footage of himself in gta

  • @rileymcmorris7509
    @rileymcmorris7509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sheriffs at 7:41 are from the county next to mine

  • @lxverboi
    @lxverboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More of these please 😂😂😂

  • @lucidbeatz9994
    @lucidbeatz9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dads an EMT and on a lot of OD or under the influence patients, they put the bag/net over their head so they can’t spit at them. They can still breathe and see the EMTS and Cops just don’t want to be spit on.

  • @JWCreates_YT
    @JWCreates_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s called a spit mask lol

  • @Kush-ii
    @Kush-ii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Feels good to live in the Dallass timeline.

  • @Velvex_Vancreed
    @Velvex_Vancreed 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can tell that it's a gun because his taser is still in its holster on the right hip

  • @FTWDKSSB
    @FTWDKSSB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God Provides Everything

  • @flab4204
    @flab4204 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When ethan started showing up i thought he was visiting your house but now idk if your roommates or what lmao

  • @andrewandrew203
    @andrewandrew203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you can tell this video was definitely not family friendly

  • @jjlifts509
    @jjlifts509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:21 jimbos a cop??🗿🗿

  • @anthonyrausch5708
    @anthonyrausch5708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:45 = This cop “WAS ON IT” “LOVE THE PLAY BY PLAY REACTION”……..

  • @DK-rn1ht
    @DK-rn1ht 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    more of these D.A.s please lol

  • @keeganz_delete
    @keeganz_delete 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great vid, do more criminal stuff brother

  • @carlwitt3934
    @carlwitt3934 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:12
    Was this man training to time travel to the 1800's?
    Throw a couple massa(s) in there and he's ready to go.

  • @YoloHunt
    @YoloHunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spit bags are indeed a thing. They’re rarely used, but if someone is consistently spitting at the officers or other persons then it’ll be applied because spitting on someone is considered assault.

  • @isaacgarcia117
    @isaacgarcia117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They do that in juvenile detention centers too, since a while actually 4:15

  • @cameronjohnson5354
    @cameronjohnson5354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Hey Dallas I'm from Kalispell MT, I tried to contact you but I don't think I could catch you in time, love you man rock on 🤘🤘

  • @101-reaganb2
    @101-reaganb2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to watch COPS on TV all the time and it was very entertaining

  • @SplarfusMcGooble420
    @SplarfusMcGooble420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best high video ever

  • @mysteryhayz_846
    @mysteryhayz_846 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another uploooadddd letssssss gooooo

  • @durkkush8802
    @durkkush8802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Billy was not the brightest of bulbs.

  • @marcuswilliams2621
    @marcuswilliams2621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the criminals are soup in gta rp no cap 😂

  • @maxi4132
    @maxi4132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:24 this sounds familiar lol

  • @SunnyVale420
    @SunnyVale420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:10 literally y’all rp trolling

  • @OperGator
    @OperGator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    with the naked man you can tell the cop pulled his tazer, because if you looked where the black spot is its infront of his hand.
    if it was his Glock you'd see the slide on top of his hand.
    so if black on top its a glock if infront of hand tazer

  • @julesthames
    @julesthames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do this one again. So funny lol

  • @linezz9671
    @linezz9671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The good ol spit bag

  • @My_Bumhole_Hurts
    @My_Bumhole_Hurts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best Combo ever....
    Dallas and Ethan

  • @Diamond-kid
    @Diamond-kid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is the title about the clips or you guys?

  • @pranaykumar2962
    @pranaykumar2962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    alt title soup gta rp moments

  • @LtDarkShadow14
    @LtDarkShadow14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:33
    Yeah, they do that *if* you're spitting...

  • @midgic
    @midgic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm pretty sure they legally have to pull a taser because it's something like use the amount of force that is needed and I could be wrong but I think their tasers go something like 40 feet

    • @midgic
      @midgic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure that applies in almost if not all states

  • @FTWDKSSB
    @FTWDKSSB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ecclesiastes 10:12 12 Words from the mouth of the wise are gracious, but fools are consumed by their own lips.

  • @scarz4179
    @scarz4179 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you soup sisters

  • @Nine05mafiA__ttv
    @Nine05mafiA__ttv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:00 that's friendly fire bro cmon

  • @TaysonBowles
    @TaysonBowles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro thats a tazer

  • @mr.chillinontheroad2383
    @mr.chillinontheroad2383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love ma meme watch with the goons

  • @RealWilsonMusic
    @RealWilsonMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’d love to do shrooms with mr. soup

  • @CravenTheOutdoors
    @CravenTheOutdoors 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More of this❤

  • @jetfrostgaming
    @jetfrostgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05 Interestingly enough, tazers can reach about 25 feet

  • @Volti-Vagra
    @Volti-Vagra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:48 man honestly id run there too
    im all for the calm and going_with shtick but "were going to find out" fuckin implies what they can stick on em not what actually was called in (ie they had no idea what to even say)

  • @exsanguine5124
    @exsanguine5124 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ayo keep it up bru

  • @Pv2Parts
    @Pv2Parts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:14 this must be the south the cops made him a Klansmen to calm him down

  • @arcidz9048
    @arcidz9048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do more of these

  • @CEHCOPERREEZ
    @CEHCOPERREEZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your vids soup

  • @mob8757
    @mob8757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:00 soup gta rp???

  • @anthonyvargo7109
    @anthonyvargo7109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Billy was a fun guy😂

  • @RaeOSun
    @RaeOSun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First clip the dude looks like sid from toy story

  • @billionairebychoice8436
    @billionairebychoice8436 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did I just see you add some Zyn to your lip? Love that stuff. Easiest way to quit smoking. 👍

  • @zaydenrobinson8834
    @zaydenrobinson8834 วันที่ผ่านมา

    All these drugs make me wanna play gta

  • @alexanderneville8117
    @alexanderneville8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw a guy come to court like Hannibal lector

  • @cooperjohnson5625
    @cooperjohnson5625 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im feeling like i need more

  • @twalsh5666
    @twalsh5666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do this again please