DEAD SPACE 3 (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @requiem4ameme2
    @requiem4ameme2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    I tried to raise velociraptors and rabbits in the same pen once. HUGE mistake. It was a bloodbath. Those poor velociraptors never had a chance.

    • @swedishspel
      @swedishspel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The killer rabbit, should have listened to the enchanter....Tim

    • @CegeRoles
      @CegeRoles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *LOOK AT THE BONES!*

    • @liam6550
      @liam6550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Blue Laser ordinarily, I don't like TH-cam comments. well done for actually getting a like from a stingy little bastard

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *LOOK*
      _Scare Chord_
      *JESUS CHRIST*

    • @franklydondor3448
      @franklydondor3448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Better get the holy grenade

  • @Captain_Indecisive
    @Captain_Indecisive 11 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "They all just kind of show up to the sound of an entire orchestra pit being simultaneously tazed" is a wonderful line.

  • @martindelafuente194
    @martindelafuente194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Its kinda sad now hearing his take on microtransactions, knowing that they will eventually dominate the market and be absolutely EVERYWHERE.

    • @PsyrenXY
      @PsyrenXY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they're even worse now because they're RNG lootboxes instead of just buying the thing directly

  • @ChibiViolin
    @ChibiViolin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I really did enjoy this game. But about halfway through I adopted the mindset of a pest exterminator.
    "Yes, yes how terrifying you are. Now allow me to allevaite you of your legs."
    "Oooooh look at you! Your such a big boy aren't you? Now hold your knobly orange bits still or we'll never get to the room full of dead tentacle babies."

    • @magnusbergman6153
      @magnusbergman6153 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is even funnier to picture with you as "Kim Jong Un: Zombie Exterminator."

    • @CrokeyTV
      @CrokeyTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would pay for such a movie

    • @eman8047
      @eman8047 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Magnus Bergman He's Kim Jong Il

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Issac Clarke: Necromorph Control

  • @MeAndMyAwesomeJacket
    @MeAndMyAwesomeJacket 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Here's a parallel: Halo 1, there's a halo, Dead Space, there's a marker. Halo 2, woops, turns out there's another halo, Dead space 2, woops, turns out there's another marker. Halo 3, woopsy, there's a bunch of halos, Dead Space 3, woopsy, there's a bunch of markers

    • @CrazierWinter35
      @CrazierWinter35 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well that explains the white noise.

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Woopsy Poopsy.

    • @TheLastPredAlien
      @TheLastPredAlien 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Halo 1/Dead Space 1: Oh crap, space zombies are trying to parasitize my corpse!
      Halo 2/Dead Space 2: Oh crap, space zombies are actually being directed by a diabolical sentient intelligence!
      Halo 3/Dead Space 3: Oh crap, I killed all the space zombies (I think?) but I'm now marooned millions of lightyears from civilization!
      Halo 4/Dead Space 3: Awakened DLC: Oh crap, I've unwittingly unleashed an ancient evil from its eternal slumber!
      Halo 5/Avengers: Age of Ultron: Oh crap, the AI I thought was going to save humanity has gone rouge and is trying to cheat death by raising an army of expendable robot bodies! Wait... What were we talking about again?

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      well to be fair in halo 1 there a control room that shows more than one halo ring, theres also a cutscene where they explain theres more than one with the whole kill all sentients thing to starve the space zombos.

  • @skykid
    @skykid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Everyone in the business knows the third game in a trilogy is just a throwaway!
    What's that? Witcher what? Oh.

    • @sonicshot55
      @sonicshot55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      skykid Thats why Half Life 3 has me worried.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean Monster Hunter 3?

    • @IntrovertedRenegade
      @IntrovertedRenegade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      skykid Gears of War 3 :P

    • @spacecadett463
      @spacecadett463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +skykid Pray to the MOTHERFLUFFING lord, that we get a good Threequel to Just cause. Same with Mafia 3, and (Hopefully someday) Left 4 Dead 3.

    • @FANGSUP7
      @FANGSUP7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Matthew “The Hoodless Hunter” Hunter I honestly don't think Just Cause can really fuck up its third installment. If you think about it, 2 was basically a fuckaround sandbox hayday with a story tacked to the end, so as long as 3 has even MORE ways to fuck around and do crazy things, and improves on the few shortcomings of 2, then I don't see how it could be considered any worse, because its more of the same formula that works but with more bells and whistles. (NOT saying that Just Cause is bad, by the way, just realized the last sentence could be taken way outta context)

  • @ChuckPalomo
    @ChuckPalomo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    For what its worth I really like the concept for the first half of the game, that of being trapped in the decaying remnants of a 100 year old fleet in orbit around a mysterious planet and its weird unnerving moon.

  • @jusa297
    @jusa297 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Tension? What is that? The thing that comes before elevension?"
    XDDDD Im so dead

  • @whybag
    @whybag 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Pretty much covers my thinking on Call of Dead Space. The first Dead Space scared me out of my skin at times because necros didn't just jump out and run at you. There were times I was standing at a bench doing something, and when I exited out I saw something pointy on the top of my screen. I turn around and a guy is just standing a foot from my back staring at me. That shit is just gone now, but it was genuinely freaky, you kept sweeping every corner to try to spot them first.

    • @morgatron4639
      @morgatron4639 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr, Dead space 1 is one of my favorite games of all time. The necros would actually sneak up behind you quietly. Also I liked having fun with cute minigame just to be reminded about the horrific environment once you stepped out of the room. As for dead space 2, it was awesome. I loved how they made it baddass with the transforming helmets and the space flight. (advanced suit has the coolest helmet in the history of ever) But they still kept it pretty damn scary. I also really enjoyed the competitive multiplayer. It was an awesome feeling to be stomping down the hallways with your friends as a badass security team and then gunning down monsters from all directions once you got to an open room, forming a shield around the guy on a console, and escorting someone to victory as you halt executions and call out targets. Necro gamplay was awesome too, waiting for the human to round the corner before you leap out and start an execution with your friends cutting them down. It's so sad no one plays it anymore. DS3 was good. The co op was very well done, and the customizable weapons was an amazing upgrade, along with the combat roll. I was disappointed by the lack of a competitive multiplayer mode, a refined version of DS2's with more necros and customizable weapons would be amazing. They could even use it to tell the story of the sovereign colonies on tau volantis as shit was hitting the fan 300 years before isaac gets there. Also, NO ADVANCED SUIT?!?!? T.T

  • @colinburke8389
    @colinburke8389 9 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Here's an EA joke:
    How many EA people does it take to replace a light bulb?
    I'm sorry, our basic lighting package is a candle, if you'd like a light bulb, please visit the DLC marketplace.

    • @Timeseye
      @Timeseye 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Colin Burke It's been a while since a light bulb joke made me chuckle. Thank you Mr. Burke.

    • @colinburke8389
      @colinburke8389 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Timeseye You're quite welcome!

    • @SomeGuyFromCrowd
      @SomeGuyFromCrowd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Colin Burke You have to get the season pass, and it'll be unlocked in 2-3 weeks.

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Colin Burke haha nice one XD
      thanks for the laugh

    • @austinsumpter5494
      @austinsumpter5494 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Colin Burke Also, don't forget the electricity pre-order upgrade.

  • @beancheesedip8337
    @beancheesedip8337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So, what's funny is the fact that I actually like the first couple of chapters. The ones leading up to crash landing on Hoth and then, like, 1 or 2 chapters after that, because it tries to maintain the atmosphere. I loved the bit when you first crash land on Hoth and you're at risk of freezing to death, but Necromorphs keep popping up out of the snow to moider you. Its tense because you instinctively going slow because A) you don't know where or when they're going to pop up, and B) because you don't want to be jump scared. But you have to keep moving because you'll freeze otherwise. It was tense as hell. Then it just got over-the-top dumb.

  • @BIadelores
    @BIadelores 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Tension, what's that? The thing that comes before elevension"
    YO I'M FUCKING DEAD LMAO

  • @LiarraSniffles_X3
    @LiarraSniffles_X3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "broadening the demographic" usually means "making that fun thing you liked fun for someone else but not you, you have less money".

    • @uzernam303
      @uzernam303 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i think he hit the nail on the head in the video in saying that it's an adventure in making the product as unoffensive to as many palettes as possible. this just generally has the result of making a more "tolerable" experience for a wider audience while reducing how many people outright dislike it, but also how many people can outright enjoy it.

    • @LiarraSniffles_X3
      @LiarraSniffles_X3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** It's _just_ like sex in a canoe!
      Fucking close to water!

  • @RobertAniFreak
    @RobertAniFreak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Micro transactions i never really minded that much, people that are lazy or stupid can make it easier on themselves or buy skins and fancy hats but ONLY IF ITS FUCKING FREE TO PLAY!!!
    If you make a game, pay 60$ on a half assed piece of crap someone scrubbed off the toilet and put it in a DVD case, then you don't ask the person to cough up 10$ bucks to unlock god mode
    Back in the day there use to be something called "Cheat Codes", its like they make the games a pain in the ass on purpose, so people buy weapons just to get the bloody nightmare over with sooner
    If I'm suffering from crocodile disease you don't walk up to me with a gun and say "Hey buddy, 50$ to end it sooner"

    • @zachloch8953
      @zachloch8953 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thine hate tis most gratified. Thank you.

    • @renataendr
      @renataendr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      true but they could of made the purchasable stuff unlock-able ingame but yaXD

    • @SigmaSyndicate
      @SigmaSyndicate 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's funniest is that you can use a cheating device or a trainer to get the resources in Dead Space 3 without spending any money at all.

    • @TheKueiJin
      @TheKueiJin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for old post, but @RobertGameFreak that kind of apathy is what will make this "industry" expand. There will always be idiots, you can't cull them all. But not beating the shit out of the fucker that sells diarrhea to the idiots, and walking away, thinking "This isn't my problem, i'm not affected" is really the fucking problem... Beat the shit out of that fucker and get done with it, because sooner or later IT WILL BE your problem. And guess what, you already are affected in a manner.

  • @javibentue70
    @javibentue70 9 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    You seemed to forget about the fact that EA sold the ending of the game in a DLC.
    Tell me if there's anything more pathetic than that.

    • @SHODAN-TriOptimum
      @SHODAN-TriOptimum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nope, that is all i needed to hear, fuck ea.

    • @buttsniffer6914
      @buttsniffer6914 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats funny is that EA is the #1 publisher for PS and Xbox in 2014. They've been trustworthy but Ubisoft.... is another story.

    • @SHODAN-TriOptimum
      @SHODAN-TriOptimum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GCN
      no fuck EA, ubisoft made crappy games and good games, ruined them with dlc bugs,whatever,
      EA on the other hand has been doing this shit for ever and made bullshit loads of money. you think ubisoft games are buggy, well i hate fifa as much as the next guy, but this is their second most important franchise, and its the most bugged out game ever. Battelfield wants you to pay 50$ extra for a full price game. mass effect is origen excluseive, witch means i won't get to play it. inquesition was ok but nothing special. shit, the sims 4 and city are just the worst insults to fans of the sims.
      why has EA been trustworthy, becuse they were so obviusly shit ?

    • @longdong1622
      @longdong1622 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eric Cartman Well they are trustworthy because you can always trust them to be shit.

    • @joeschmo8075
      @joeschmo8075 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *"Tell me if there's anything more pathetic than that."*
      People not only buying it, but defending EA's god given right to do so!

  • @GameHopping
    @GameHopping 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If you removed the QTEs, DS2 was the best, IMHO. In terms of atmosphere, DS1 nailed it. Playing DS3 now and it is a generic action game that likes to take the control away from you and have you just watch.

  • @drakep.5857
    @drakep.5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dead space 1= resident evil + atmosphere in space
    Dead space 2= uncharted + action in space
    Dead space 3= offensive sitcom + horror spoof movie in space

    • @jerrodshack7610
      @jerrodshack7610 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dead Space 2 is just more action in a horror setting, it's less like uncharted and much more like Resident Evil 5/6 (except actually good)

  • @EmonWBKstudios
    @EmonWBKstudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I liked Dead Space 3, I thought it was cute when it was trying to be taken seriously.

  • @KhReKK09
    @KhReKK09 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When I saw the micro-transaction aspect of the game I lost hope in all EA games, they just milk the fuck out of their consumers like the evil leeches they are. Hell, the real conclusion to DS3 was a paid DLC for fucks sake.

    • @longdong1622
      @longdong1622 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Comrade Carlos Someone should nuke their site with a virus and then offer to fix it with a paid DLC of the virus. That would be funny but, the stupid fucks probably wouldn't even get the irony.

  • @Kazeromaru
    @Kazeromaru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been through 5 play-throughs of Dead Space 3, one Co-Op and I still go back to play it. Despite having iffy story elements and not being a full on horror game, it's at least a lot of fun to take down Necromorphs with whatever crazy weapon you've decided to duct tape together.
    There are moments in co-op that can be scary, like the Carver missions where at times, Carver is actually separated from the Co-Op partner and brought into his own inner world full of scary demon children and a dead wife whose all too happy for you to "Make Us Whole." Course, the partner has to defend his real body as he's doing a little booty shaking dance of crazy in the corner (or rather, the NPC version of the co-op partner) which is brilliantly done.
    The "Horror" aspect is mostly brought in during the co-op missions, for the other player, while the other just defends the former from endless waves of enemies.

  • @josiahlehrke9876
    @josiahlehrke9876 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "the sound of an entire orchestra pit being simultaneously tazed"
    aaaaand, I'm laughing harder than I should have

  • @danielhaddock1578
    @danielhaddock1578 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    maybe not velociraptors and rabbits but what about velocirabbits

  • @felisasininus1784
    @felisasininus1784 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I had fun with the game, but more with this video. lol ''Tension, what's that? The thing that comes before elevension?''

  • @downsjmmyjones101
    @downsjmmyjones101 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The end where he has the animation of the vampire mask, the machine gun, and the kilt is the BEST way to show how that game makes me feel. No joking.

  • @guyincognito7188
    @guyincognito7188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:36 dangit Yahtzee. Shoulda been more indignant.

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What I'd think would be a good idea for a co-op horror game would be the idea of having the characters getting separated being something that could happen either at fixed points and/or randomly, with some encounter with a monster causing a cave in, or the floor giving way under the leading player, or needing to go down separate roads in order to pull something off simultaniously and having to support each other throughout. The idea behind it being that, despite the fun you're having, it can all be cut off in an instant, leaving you and your partner both stranded, alone, unable to help each other, and very much in danger of getting fisted on their own, leaving both of you scrambling to find each other again before the super zombie death muncher finds either of you.

    • @LukeSparrow221
      @LukeSparrow221 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a teriffic idea!

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      More of this needs to happen. This will make co-op scary. It's the reason why I'm still feeling tensed in Dead Space 2 despite meeting characters who aren't trying to kill me face to face quite a number of times. We just keep getting split up!

    • @johnauner5139
      @johnauner5139 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Punishthefalse Although I really did like Dead Space 1,2,3, I cannot describe how hard I sighed in Dead Space 3 when the fucking ladder broke.

  • @rith5
    @rith5 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The opening music on these videos is badass.

  • @AdamAmbrus
    @AdamAmbrus 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "tension? what's that? the thing that comes before elevension?" :D:D that's my favourite line.

  • @Revrto
    @Revrto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One game I thought had a good balance of action co-op and crap your pants scares was star wars republic comando. The co op was actually single player with AI THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!!! and the crap your pants scares came from the trandoshan levels where you and your squad mates were forced to separate. It was a brilliant blend because even though you are in a group of 4 badasses you where still saying oh crap when trandoshans came. the ammo was common but scarce enough to leave you sweating.

  • @MocnyBrowarek
    @MocnyBrowarek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You CAN have intense survival horror game and coop (up to 4 people). Proof? Resident Evil Outbreak for the PS2.

    • @trifontrifonov4297
      @trifontrifonov4297 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well yeah, but that was the exception that proved the rule.

    • @MocnyBrowarek
      @MocnyBrowarek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trifon Trifonov Hmmmm yup... you have a point there :)
      I'm curious as hell why those shitheads at Capcom didn't port those games to the PC or new consoles yet?
      There are legions of people who would still play those games.

    • @jimmyrustle7752
      @jimmyrustle7752 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MocnyBrowarek There's a PS2 emulator called PCSX2 if you're that desperate to play it on another platform (PC, obviously)

    • @christophersmith8848
      @christophersmith8848 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MocnyBrowarek Perhaps because they're shitheads? Answered your own question there.

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only reason why co-op horror games don't usually work is because no-one knows how to be scary(horror is a lost art) and devs only want to appeal to people who have attention span of a gnat. Modern devs think the action part in "action survival horror" means give the players enough weapons and ammo to conquer several small nations.Throwing a second player in just kills the scariness further.

  • @timmagness7949
    @timmagness7949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good god mate, your micro transaction rant was damn prophetic.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    > Brethren Moons appear.
    Me: "Lol, poor suckers are screwed! The Ishimura had a moon breaking gravity beam, we blew up Titan, man these monsters done goofed."
    > Humanity loses just because.
    Me: "...READ YOU'RE LORE!"

  • @seleniebeanie
    @seleniebeanie 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Tension? What's that? Is that what comes before elevension?" ROFLMAO

  • @reconbravo104
    @reconbravo104 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dead space 3 is like that Thing game from back in 2002, except they got rid of the most interesting mechanic. (The fact that some of you redshirt teammates could be Things)

    • @EmonWBKstudios
      @EmonWBKstudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      to be fair, they borrowed from John Carpenter's The Thing ever since the beginning; the game's story more closely follows H.P Lovecraft's "at the mountains of madness" in the 2ed and 3rd act. You should read it, it's pretty good.

  • @ThomasMButler360
    @ThomasMButler360 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I would like to mention that after I stopped treating it like a horror game, it became a lot more fun. It wasn't like old Dead Space, but if I kept thinking that way, it was no fun at all.

  • @MrCoolioto
    @MrCoolioto 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was waiting through all the credits for. Him do go "OH YEAH DEAD SPACE"

  • @sarahburman877
    @sarahburman877 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always thought Danick was an alternate version of Elton John.

  • @Manufan-og1xg
    @Manufan-og1xg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I may violently disagree with Yahtzee on the first two games, but I wholeheartedly agree on this one.

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:40 to 2:32 has got to be one of the funniest parts of ZP I have ever heard.

  • @t.milrose7914
    @t.milrose7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best opening line of any review he’s ever done. Change my mind.

  • @zachloch8953
    @zachloch8953 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ah, yahtzee, i always know where to go if i need a good source of sarcasm, cynicism and unparalleled hatred thanks to you. You have my thanks.

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Forgetting the fact that the only true horror element of any of the three games was almost dying, I had no quarrels with the game. I enjoyed the repetitive gameplay especially considering that I crafted every single gun ever invented under the sun and slightly modified it ever know and then. Repetitive? Yes. Boring? Not quite... I did want a continuation for dead space 2 story and I wasn't disappointed especially since I didn't expect much. Bad game? No. Recommend? Maybe, but only so that I can co-op. Good game? Eh, sure...

  • @vinx.9099
    @vinx.9099 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you can do co-op horror. do a game where one person is walking around, trying to survive but can't see the monster, the other player flies around but can't see player one but can see the monsters. them trying not to die, and probably dieing a lot.

  • @SuperFAILstudios
    @SuperFAILstudios 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first text log you get explains how after they escaped Titan Station they bought ellie a new mechanical eye, only they couldn't afford a blue one so now she has 1 green eye and 1 blue eye

  • @EldritchAugur
    @EldritchAugur 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I really liked the first two games though. Neither of them were scary but that doesn't mean that they weren't fun. Both of them have some really fun combat with creative weapons and some great set pieces. Not Scary but really good.
    Dead Space 3 however is just bad.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you! finally someone in the comment that understands. the first two were fun but not scary and not nearly as intelligent as it thinks it is

    • @JR28.
      @JR28. 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idiot

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So someone named George Bush is cqlling me an idiot for figuring out the twists in a plot line early....... ya let's go with that

    • @mralexforbes
      @mralexforbes 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      U rlly got ur head up ur ass

  • @altechelghanforever9906
    @altechelghanforever9906 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I guess Isaac was tired of shitting his pants every time he saw a necromorph in Dead Space 1 and 2 so he decided to grow bigger balls in Dead Space 3. That's probably why this game didn't end up being scary as the last two.

    • @blurblewurble7620
      @blurblewurble7620 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Necromorph. Xenomorphs are from the Alien franchise.

    • @altechelghanforever9906
      @altechelghanforever9906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Temple Oh, fail. Thanks for correcting me m8.

    • @dragonslair951167
      @dragonslair951167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's no justification for the protagonist not being scared of the monsters in a horror game. Give Isaac PTSD, or more hallucinations, or something. Or at least make it so he's not constantly in contact with friends and allies, or you're actually in danger of running out of ammo or health kits. But none of that is feasible when you have to weave a Co-op partner into the story, I suppose.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      then replace the protagonist

  • @JeffMakesGames
    @JeffMakesGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched Dead Space: Downfall a while back, and after seeing the movie, I realized the first game actually continues it. You are on board that little ship investigating at the end of the movie.

  • @Connors116
    @Connors116 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one time, I was playing Resident Evil 3, and Nemesis popped in the room, and I saw the curvature of the Earth.
    True story.

  • @nachobear5100
    @nachobear5100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dead space kind of went the way of resident evil.
    Scary at first but then went action. Difference is that Dead Space doesn't have revelations that breath some life into the survival horror.

    • @Hriskataaa
      @Hriskataaa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      but that can be said about any horror story - scary at first but when it goes on for too long, ya just get used to it, so they just focused on making the game more etnertaining and actiony,.instead of trying to do horror ( when they now it wont be as affective as the first time) ; + they left it with closure , not many games do that

    • @nachobear5100
      @nachobear5100 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hriska Marinov Dead space didn't go on for that long though. The 3rd game just tossed anything scary about the window. At least 2 still had an atmosphere. But this one is like the resident evil 6 of dead space.
      Difference is I like 6 because it was campy like 4 but without the atmosphere.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah, I don't think it's exactly fair that anyone living in Australia gets to be the defnitive judge of horror. It just raises the bar too high. They're already living in Earth's little death-world microcosm.
    Seriously though, I'm perhaps the only person not scared by the parts of Silent Hill 2 that I should have been scared by. I need some tension and jump scares. Constant overbearing pressure from a nebulously existing enitity is fine, but after a while it's like get on with it. At some point I actually have to feel like my person is in danger. There's also the fear that the person whose headspace you're subletting won't actually resonate with you. I mean sure you analyze them, "The nurses are the manifestation of his psychosexual manifestations!" However, looking at horror clinically is not scary. Horror touches a primal nerve. Fire. Darkness. Failure. A fucking guy with a bag on his head taking shotgun blasts to the face before lopping your bean off with a chainsaw. You know, primal elemental stuff.
    There are some genuinely scary parts in Dead Space 3. Walking across snow for instance.

  • @victorilagan1187
    @victorilagan1187 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Tension? What's that? The thing that comes before Elevension?"
    LOL!

  • @BurgIsDead
    @BurgIsDead 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really should be getting on with my homework... however I find it much more satisfying to sit here and listen to Yahtzee rant on about games that I both enjoy and/or will never actually play.

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    At least the DLC was a bit better. Though I never got to it cause the game was so broken I gave up trying to play.

    • @MisanthropicMarxist
      @MisanthropicMarxist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain Rave Slendy Eh, it was a bit too sequel-baity for my tastes

    • @I_am_ENSanity
      @I_am_ENSanity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DefinitelyNotYakra Yeah, but at least it was a little more creepy.

  • @Cyclops6161
    @Cyclops6161 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    God damnit Yahtzee I was planning on going to play video games an hour and a half ago, why do you have so many good videos that keep appearing in the bloody suggested section!

  • @grandejalapeno2401
    @grandejalapeno2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your totally kind it really adds some substance

  • @Leostar-Regalius
    @Leostar-Regalius 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    DS3 does have some scary and tense moments, the open snow fields where the necromorphs hide under the snow, when they don't move they can take you by surprise, then theres the artifact storage optional mission, that make you be chased by 4 regenerators, and two words :ration seals, you don't need to use your money on the resource packs

  • @Warlance001
    @Warlance001 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Dead space 3 wasnt scary but i still liked it it was still fun i think

    • @RobertAniFreak
      @RobertAniFreak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If people wanted this kind of "Fun" they would have spend less money buying Resident Evil 6 or Gears of War
      Its kind of Ironic when people keep bitching around that EA is the worst company ever, then every time they release a new game they come crawling back and bending over for another ass rape

    • @LukaBlight69
      @LukaBlight69 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RobertAniFreak Well for critics, it's kinda their jobs. But for the average schmoe, you're right. EA isn't really horrendous so much as they are mediocre. The only thing they've done that outright pisses me off is butchering C&C.

    • @raymondshemanski8327
      @raymondshemanski8327 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I Sorta Liked Dead Space 3 But The Only Game I Truly Do Like Is PvZ Garden Warfare, The Only Reason I Do Like It Is Because It Has More In Common With The Original PvZ Instead Of The Lesser Liked PvZ 2

    • @pickledparsleyparty
      @pickledparsleyparty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RobertAniFreak Yeah, I think the issue with EA is that everything released under their label feels crammed full of market research insights. Survey says people think games with multiple settings feel more epic? Stick that shit in there. Crafting system? Yeah, why not? People like love stories. Gotta have one and damn the rest of the plot. And be sure to give the protagonist a self-sacrificial attitude. People idolize that shit these days.
      They seem to pour a ton of resources into mechanics and presentation devices and story elements that people have loved forever, but they rush the part where they assemble those things into something that means something interesting. For example, why on Earth did this game need a love triangle? How does that possibly advance or strengthen the game's message?
      The first game (and even the second) hinted at the trilogy's message being something interesting about the infectiousness of religious zealotry. That message played water boy to this series' slurpy, explosive, hard-knock protagonist quarterback.

  • @Vashtanerada477
    @Vashtanerada477 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The transformation from survival horror to action game actually makes a lot of sense. In the first game, Isaac was a useless, terrified, scrawny, relatively young engineer with literally no combat experience. As the series progressed he got more and more used to seeing necromorphs and fighting Unitologists, not to mention slowly becoming gradually more insane. He became stronger, faster, more experienced with weapons, more willing to kill, and a lot stronger-willed. He made the transformation from damsel in distress to serious badass action hero, and the game's followed his character progression. I enjoy all of the DS games, 3 included, because the gameplay perfectly matches the character progression.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or you could just Change the character like with dead space mobile

  • @Contra7311
    @Contra7311 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absentmindedly eating paper. The boy aimlessly walks down the hallway. His blank expression grim and set.

    • @Contra7311
      @Contra7311 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His eyes glaring in opposite directions

  • @thegibusguy4969
    @thegibusguy4969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I came back here after watching the recent review of the remake of the original. I've never heard the longer version of the ZP outro until now. I think the newer quick cut makes the gags funnier but the guitar solo is really cool.

  • @jaysteezy7680
    @jaysteezy7680 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm probably one of the few that actually kind of enjoyed this game. Definitely not better than the other ones but the co op was pretty interesting.

  • @_Gandalf_The_White
    @_Gandalf_The_White 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wanna see real horror keep on reading the comments.

    • @anthonyglenn770
      @anthonyglenn770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gandalf The White some of em are actually pretty good

  • @Carpinthr
    @Carpinthr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    the part when he puts the glass dome over mclovin's head xD

  • @TheLoneTerran
    @TheLoneTerran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, if Hitler had only tried the "Well could you not?" gambit. Maybe the Allies and the Comintern would've given the Nazis a breather so they could set up a really elaborate final battle.

  • @dr.manofculture1492
    @dr.manofculture1492 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dead Space 2 had a better ending,soundtrack,AND IT REALLY WAS A SURVIVAL HORROR !!!

  • @pesokpesok
    @pesokpesok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who else is here right after watching Amnesia MfP review?

  • @L0ngsword
    @L0ngsword 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I especially love those quips he made about Exxon and Bank of America. That was hilarious.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't forget that even though Dead Space 1 was a huge success and Dead Space 2 sold twice as many copies, EA demanded more for Dead Space 3 and *cut back Visceral Games' funding.*

  • @dinopeque
    @dinopeque 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dead Space 3 was not only a disappointment, but a very easy game... so, I guess it's just a disappointment.

    • @LukaBlight69
      @LukaBlight69 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda reminds me of RE4.... RE5.... There's a pattern here... Oh right, they want to appeal to the biggest market aka "casual gamers". Hell, even the latest Amnesia dumbed down the horror.

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Javelin minigun with underslung force shotgun makes it so easy. At least in Dead Space 2 I still run out of ammo every once in a while and have to use a less ideal gun.

    • @matthewjackman8410
      @matthewjackman8410 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +LukaBlight69 I actually very much enjoyed RE4 once I started setting myself challenges like using only a single pistol for the whole game, though I guess it's debatable whether gamers setting themselves challenges not included in the game means that it's still inherently bad or not.

  • @Mikesaniceguy
    @Mikesaniceguy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can always come here and find a review I agree with.

  • @Shashin54
    @Shashin54 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:21 Who hasn't had that moment?

  • @sirderpington7704
    @sirderpington7704 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the coop campaign is genuinely fun. seeing my friend go mad is pretty fun

  • @knightryan22
    @knightryan22 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    honestly the cat food part made me laugh the hardesti have in a long long time

  • @jordangriffin447
    @jordangriffin447 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not to be rude, but there are optional missions that you can play solo. For example the armory level that pops up right after you fight the nechromorph spider for the second time, and the conning tower level when you escape the unkillable necromorph's for the first time in the space ship's cargo bay.

  • @ReezyDoesIt
    @ReezyDoesIt 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a journey.

  • @jdonvance
    @jdonvance 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, there's a name for that.
    I'm reminded of the time I found an Empty Spot on a shelf between Dark Void and Dead Space.

  • @PaulAlthaus
    @PaulAlthaus 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its up on the site right now!

  • @Lone88Wanderer
    @Lone88Wanderer 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just borrowed it from a friend from work...I was telling myself the exact same freaking thing last night.
    I was having a blast with my damned electrified Electric Ball bazooka that shoots electrified spinning blades of death as a secondary fire. I think it's the first time I was laughing manically in a game while using a weapon.

  • @moldypiesquirrel
    @moldypiesquirrel 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are hilarious and I always love your reveiws!

  • @nickmagrick7702
    @nickmagrick7702 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    pretty damn good pun at the end

  • @owenhale8936
    @owenhale8936 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Danik looks like a cross between Alfred Molina's Doctor Octopus and the villain from the first Despicable Me.

  • @robsterbot2006
    @robsterbot2006 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is there a whole song of the Zero Punctuation theme, i really like it :D

  • @EXRazeBurn
    @EXRazeBurn 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    (cont.)
    In the first game, Isaac is a civilian engineer with basic combat training who navigates a ghost ship of horrors through a combination of jury-rigged weapons, technical knowhow, incompetant villain cliches, and frankly insane amounts of dumb luck that was proof the fates had decided Isaac deserved to suffer but not necessarily die.
    EVERY other game is the same formula except we get more of humanity's backstory, the marker's influence is introduced, and Isaac develops as a character.

  • @TheClosetofWonders
    @TheClosetofWonders 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The funny part is at 3:10 is that the door is also my profile picture.

  • @AnastasiaThemis
    @AnastasiaThemis 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree so much!

  • @FALG31
    @FALG31 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another video which could have ended nicely with only one sentence, Fallout 3 style:
    *intro*
    "You know what I fucking give up..."
    *outro*

    • @t.milrose7914
      @t.milrose7914 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah.
      This is still my favourite episode in terms of the opening line. :)

  • @youtubeisapublisher6407
    @youtubeisapublisher6407 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    They should go the rout of alien isolation, and take the survival horror back to a point where it's actually scary, enemies are a serrious threat, ammunition, and maybe even weapons are scarce, and so is health. You should be alone, or partnered with someone you can't trust to keep you safe as far as you'd throw them. The monster should be at least partially hidden, or hard to see under. Most circumstances, cueing it's arrival with either a noise that is out of place, or a muted monster noise and a slam as something falls, creating tension before it ever apperes on screen,

  • @jooisgod
    @jooisgod 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes they do

  • @zyfigamer
    @zyfigamer 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That poor newly-multi'd necromorph at the end :P

  • @WetDesertWill
    @WetDesertWill 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this theme music is sooooo awesome. what is it called anyways?

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree on one thing Yahtzee says in this video: there's an entire game's worth of character development for Carver in the game. Mostly, though, it's given in the 3 co-op only side missions.

  • @DrGameZer0
    @DrGameZer0 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    finally i have been waiting for this

  • @JessesanMan
    @JessesanMan 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well that escalated at reasonable pace!

  • @Gryphonvibes
    @Gryphonvibes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did everyone just forget about Co-op mode in DS3? If you've ever actually tried it, it's pretty incredible. The character development between the two characters is fun and new, the shooter gameplay, though not the scariest, is still fun and becomes incredible not because of the creatures, though they are disturbing, but because the new missions. You get the basic gameplay and the amazing psycological horror, where SPOILER you get to see the two characters deal with one slowly losing his mind, and having to deal with scenes like fighting an endless amount of shadow demons and being able to witness things the other character can't, questioning reality and making the situation super tense. Having to protect others from steadily increasing waves of enemies while having to finish hard-to-make-out shape puzzles breeds a whole new kind of tension, never knowing when your unprotected self will get your spine ripped out by a speedy necromorph who slipped by....

    • @Gryphonvibes
      @Gryphonvibes 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah yeah I know. I've watched his Halo reviews enough. I'm just saying others shouldn't jump on the wagon that makes co-op unable to be scary.

    • @IntrovertedRenegade
      @IntrovertedRenegade 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the first game did the best, it did all it wanted, with the creepy visions, singing in your ears, the group sacrifice room - which is the scariest place to be - and the unkillable one make a good game, also with low ammo and health all the time makes for a 'NOOOOOO AAAAGH' *glack swing swing chop chop chop* oh my... i need the toilet now

    • @tombraider200571
      @tombraider200571 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But..Co-op CANT be scary. Even if your companion is a AI.. yoou lose most of the tension. If there is ANYONE with you in any sense that you know of.. then well fuck might as well just be a boreing borefest.

    • @Gryphonvibes
      @Gryphonvibes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Two reasons why that's false: One, tension can be created by one player being helpless while another has to save them. High stakes combined with total reliance on someone else is a great source. Second, psychological horror is better when one doesn't fully understand what's going on. When two characters are there, a barrier forms between what they perceive, which can increase tension as well.

    • @grandmaster1200
      @grandmaster1200 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      While psychological horror relies on not being able to understand it, the main focus is providing tension by not actually showing the mosnter or by having the monster be symbolic. Dead Space 3 has the mosters in clear daylight that just look like malformed clay people with leprosy. Compare that to, say, Silent Hill, you have creatures with coherent shapes (humanoids, dogs, religious depictions, etc.) that have a form of symbolism, one example being Pyramid Head. Silent Hill also does a good job of not having jumpscares, but instead prolong the monster's reveal by having clear sound effects showing something is off, then refusing to show the monster, making you think of what it could be, getting more and more scared until it reveals itself and you have no other thoughts but "Run!"

  • @FierceBullit753
    @FierceBullit753 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah and the really big ones have mana bars too

  • @freakyskull516
    @freakyskull516 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    alright... ive been watching these reviews all day time for bed.

  • @joshportal2808
    @joshportal2808 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only ten thousand of the Marker EA edition or $120 edition were sold. You had to buy from EA's website but the purchasing system was almost always down back then.

  • @elitper994
    @elitper994 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I think of dead space 2 I have the vivid memory of entering the ishimura again and shitting myself when I entered the dark, long corridor of death a couple of rooms in.

  • @koollegos
    @koollegos 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't watch ZP on Escapist, it just shows a white box with an "!". Does anyone know how to fix this? The Aliens review is on there :(

  • @theasassinkiller
    @theasassinkiller 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't play Dead Space 2, but I did play 1 and I loved it, despite being scared shitless during that one part in the decontamination chamber. What Dead Space 3 is is no longer a horror game, but almost a third person shooter with a huge amount of weapon customization. When I play it, it''s not for the terror or walking around a corner to find 3 necromorphs right after I ran out of ammo, but more to have fun blowing them to little giblets.