Hops, the tried and true method of getting things to sit right. Petticoat won't lie properly? Hops. Skinny jeans need to go that bit higher? Hops. Skirt won't settle over your but? Hops 🤣
You do know he makes stuff up for a living, right? Like, I'm sure most of the quirks he comes up with for his wife and kids are made up. Some will be true but exaggerated, like any stereotype.
Omg the tights thing. I can’t even. So dang true. *dying laughing* But TRY PUTTING THEM ON. It’s all we can do not to fall over. You CAN’T put them on sitting down! 🤣🤣🤣
Tried to research the wishing upon an eyelash thing, which seems to be common in Europe, but apparently not so much in the US. It's such an old custom that there's very little information beyond it going back to at least the 18th century.
Dear gawd. The pantyhose / stockings.... that’s when I absolutely regretted snacking on cashews. 😂 The rest of the video I gave up and simply had water at the ready should I choke again from laughing my ARSE off!!!!
Some yard ago, after being involved in musical show performances and not having planned what to wear because I had more important things to worry about eg get the show right, I learned the hard way that wardrobe must be planned in advance of social occasion, everything matched right, make sure it all fits you still, is clean, pressed, right for the occasion, weather, time of day etc. I always prepare in advance now so I never have to ask a man if this belt or bag or shoes etc are OK..That must be so annoying to men. I know I get annoyed if a man asks me if his tie is OK. I think "Well, surely you're a big boy now and I am not your mum who has to tell you how to dress as a man!". I just want to see the final nicely packaged male product on display.
Men have the power to change identity every week these days Went out with the same dude twice one week he had black hair full beard Next week he turns up with blonde hair a moustache lol
All dudes seem flamboyant these days, with their silky smooth hairless bodies and tight ass thicc thighs and thicc butts! Lol Appreciate the butt thou! No hate there lol
@@piqueny8872 All men are definitely not like that... I'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume you're from a major city? Us men in the suburbs and country aren't dressing and acting this way lol.
I have long legs but short abdomen part. So, if the tights legs areo long enough to fit , the panty part is too long and droops down. So annoying! But, if the panty part fits nicely, the legs will be too short. I usually end up cutting the foot part off these or the top of the panty part from the ones whose legs are longer enough. Ah, why even bother!?! In winter I wear slacks and sox for warmth. In summer I wear my bare legs. Far simpler. I tried the old stockings and suspenders womenof an earlier era wore. They look so feminine and sexy but putting on such contraptions is even worse than the pantyhose. A woman needs comfort and convenience that looks decent. Obviously, if I had to have morning tea with the Queen, I would probably endure the pantyhose or stockings and suspenders. But not if unnecessary. Too much bother. My mother told me that during the Depression womendid not wear trousers but could not afford stockings, so they painted their bare legs with cosmetic paint, to look like they had stockings on. Imagine removin g all that gunk before bed, after a big night out.
The one about making a wish over an eyelash hair - i once blew away the eyelash and didnt make a wish and my friend went beserk! She was like ' you didnt make a wish! Well your lifes ruined...'
haha we did it as kids and the road that the eyelash would take from someone's face on the finger to the moment they could make a wish - no one was breathing. Cause what if you drop your wish 😂
@thamometer I am from Asia too and we have that silly eyelash thing. We make a wish and put it back on our head! It's the craziest thing I only ever do it when a friend I am with tells me to do it! 🤣🤣🤣
On eyelashes: it was found before it went into your eye and caused one of the worse kinds of irritation a person can experience. That makes it a magical, miraculous event. XD
Dad: oh you women take too long to get ready, i don't know why you need so long. Mum & me: okay, we ready. Dad: just let me change my shirt. and we're late.
He takes the most normal things of life that you don't even think of and turns it into something hilarious😂😂
Jimin'sCheetos ikr 🤭😂😂
I just LOVE his stand-ups
Its called REAL comedy. Not perversion dressed up as "comedy"
@Jack Harman 😂😂😂
He doesn't even make me smile
I love how the audience stops laughing when he starts to speak again, they want to hear what he has to say next and it’s amazing.
They stop laughing because he starts to speak
@@idonotvlog1067 LMAO
“I’ll be using these products to create a completely new identity “. 😂😂😂😂
He is so funny without being vulgar or using swear words
I know right?
Funny for sure, but he does swear. Just watch more of his stuff and you’ll hear plenty.
He does swear
And uses His name in vain .. made me stop and left his video!!!!
Yeah, his cursing is in most of his routines. But he is one funny man.
The tights part and high heel part is so funny and so accurate
I love the way he impersonate a woman/his wife's voice...
Edit: Tights > don't forget the hop Michael, the hop...
"In your socks" I lost it
The part about tights had me choking on my breakfast from laughing🤣
The irony is Michael, makeup and high heels were originally, historically made for men. Oh how times have changed.
Is that true? I never knew that!👍cheers
I thought I was laughing until he said, "Try again." Then I started rolling on the floor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ohh, She's Shat the Bed" ROFLMAO ! Too Much LOL ✌️
"a colour that no human being has ever been'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Fake tan isnt black though, its like a weird dark orangey colour.
I wasn’t ready for the “try again”😂😂😂
Neither was I 😂😂😂
at the thighs, I lost it 😂😂😂😂
This man is gonna be my death 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard I was crying! Its spot on 😂
You forgot the part that we have to jump up and down to “settle” the fat when pulling up the stockings 😂
Yeeeeeesssss
Hops, the tried and true method of getting things to sit right. Petticoat won't lie properly? Hops. Skinny jeans need to go that bit higher? Hops. Skirt won't settle over your but? Hops 🤣
We have to?? I didn't know! I'll have to start doing that!
He’s one of the most flamboyant men I’ve ever seen
Nickolus Joynson James Charles?
Yet still masculine. Not effeminate really. Just a sort of extraordinary masculine flamboyance.
Yes, but he has a cover story wherein he claims to have a wife.
@@samwilson3d He lives up the road from me...he most definitely has a wife!! 😂🤣
@@martinen.5025 You're lucky
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Especially the tights part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You’ve done a shit in your sleep.” Lol 😂
I legitimately feel sorry for Michael's wife, every one of her quirks have been aired in front of thousands of people
I'm sure she's fine with it. They're earning money with those stories😊
tbf i think he might ask her/talk to her about the comedy script before he performs, and checks she’s ok with everything being said
Gavan Schultz Always one debbie downer
The joke is, he’s describing EVERY woman through his wife!
You do know he makes stuff up for a living, right? Like, I'm sure most of the quirks he comes up with for his wife and kids are made up. Some will be true but exaggerated, like any stereotype.
I lost it at the tights 😂😂.......can't believe I actually struggled with the things for so many years 😄😄.
He has got to be the funniest man on the planet. A very clever comedian.
Very few of the words in that sentence describe Michael McIntyre
He's so smart - finding humor everywhere, and his physical actions add to the jokes - can't stop laughing!
Can't believe this guy is still this funny after all these years😂😂😂
Omg the tights bit🤣 so accurate
The thights... 😂😂😂😂 thats totally 100% the way we do it... never laughed so much!!
" in your socks " hahahh
Omg the tights thing. I can’t even. So dang true. *dying laughing* But TRY PUTTING THEM ON. It’s all we can do not to fall over. You CAN’T put them on sitting down! 🤣🤣🤣
Everytime he talks about women putting on tights I laugh so hard I end up in tears!
Think of the technician working the follow-spotlight....
He never stops moving
Dear lord. Blessed is the day l found this video. ♡ Thank you for this!
"Try again" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻hilarious Michael.....your facial expressions get me every time😆👍🏼👍🏼
'Aw cheers mate yeah" I'm dying send help hahaha
No one knows eyelashes wishes?? I literally taught my nephew this the other day 😂
I do this all the time even now that I am 35.😅😅😅
Tried to research the wishing upon an eyelash thing, which seems to be common in Europe, but apparently not so much in the US. It's such an old custom that there's very little information beyond it going back to at least the 18th century.
Shut up mate
Leporello the Goldfinch - Birdtaming Tips & Tricks Thanks for explaining to this American.😃
Huh? That’s not true at all.... As a Canadian, and a watcher of American TV, I’m not sure where you’re getting your information from....
Well I grew up in Kansas and New York and pretty much everybody I know does the whole silly 'wish on an eyelash'
It’s quite common over here in Sri Lanka as well 😂
The dressing part and walking in high heels? SPOT ON!
With that last joke tho!! 😂😂😂😂😂
One of his best sketches!
Shes shat the bed🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️
I love so much his hair , so beautiful
Dear gawd. The pantyhose / stockings.... that’s when I absolutely regretted snacking on cashews. 😂 The rest of the video I gave up and simply had water at the ready should I choke again from laughing my ARSE off!!!!
Trying on different belts for nearly 2 hours is one i witnessed before.
😆😆😆
Some yard ago, after being involved in musical show performances and not having planned what to wear because I had more important things to worry about eg get the show right, I learned the hard way that wardrobe must be planned in advance of social occasion, everything matched right, make sure it all fits you still, is clean, pressed, right for the occasion, weather, time of day etc. I always prepare in advance now so I never have to ask a man if this belt or bag or shoes etc are OK..That must be so annoying to men. I know I get annoyed if a man asks me if his tie is OK. I think "Well, surely you're a big boy now and I am not your mum who has to tell you how to dress as a man!". I just want to see the final nicely packaged male product on display.
A real good hair cut and nicely trimmed beard are like cosmetics for men 😍
I’m like, screaming with laughter here 😂
Men have the power to change identity every week these days
Went out with the same dude twice one week he had black hair full beard
Next week he turns up with blonde hair a moustache lol
Wow... you have a pretty flamboyant dude there...
All dudes seem flamboyant these days, with their silky smooth hairless bodies and tight ass thicc thighs and thicc butts! Lol
Appreciate the butt thou! No hate there lol
@@piqueny8872 hahaha... no complaints from me either 😂
@@piqueny8872 All men are definitely not like that... I'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume you're from a major city? Us men in the suburbs and country aren't dressing and acting this way lol.
Oh wow I just noticed your name has "NY" in it.... it all makes sense. I knew it lol.
5:25 "Well that's it." 😆
Omg, the tights, so me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The video I've been waiting for
I’m dying of laughter honestly 😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best comedian
Hope he comes to Canada
As a Londoner.I hope he stays there.....:)
@@Isleofskye
I hope so too he deserves better:)
Fighting over who gets custody? :)
@@Isleofskye Why? do you bump into him a lot?
@@_Daio_ Of course. London only has a population of 8 million so we bump into each other all the time....:)
Me and my friends did the eyelash thing as kids lol.
Love this man so funny
Can't be the only person who's never heard of the eyelash thing.
The only wishes I’ve ever made were in a well, on a star, and a dandelion.
I’d love to find where I can pay for the whole thing lol, I love this guy
Couldn't stop laughing all way thru
That’s why I avoid tights when ever possible 🤣
I have long legs but short abdomen part. So, if the tights legs areo long enough to fit , the panty part is too long and droops down. So annoying! But, if the panty part fits nicely, the legs will be too short. I usually end up cutting the foot part off these or the top of the panty part from the ones whose legs are longer enough. Ah, why even bother!?! In winter I wear slacks and sox for warmth. In summer I wear my bare legs. Far simpler. I tried the old stockings and suspenders womenof an earlier era wore. They look so feminine and sexy but putting on such contraptions is even worse than the pantyhose. A woman needs comfort and convenience that looks decent. Obviously, if I had to have morning tea with the Queen, I would probably endure the pantyhose or stockings and suspenders. But not if unnecessary. Too much bother. My mother told me that during the Depression womendid not wear trousers but could not afford stockings, so they painted their bare legs with cosmetic paint, to look like they had stockings on. Imagine removin g all that gunk before bed, after a big night out.
@@joebloggs619 Why don't you buy stockings that stay up by themselves..no suspenders needed... comfortable and convenient!
love him he has me creased
he is one of the best comedians ever
@@laney6able ttreevyuu
The last part made me laugh so hard! :D
I'm freggin' crying here from that part. LMFAO
Just love him so funny X
I have never heard of making a wish on a fallen eyelash.....😂
Pretty common from where I am (Asia) and can't believe that some of the Brits knew about it too
I thought it was an English thing...
@@delilah28100 It started here, or Europe at least, then travelled as the British/Europeans colonised other areas of the world.
@@delilah28100 Sorry, meant to say, England.. you wouldn't know where I meant by 'here'! 😂
Majority of Aussie's do this too, mostly a kiddy thing though.
Hysterical
The tights part xD
He is hilarious 😂 😉😆🤣
It’s the sexy getting ready songggg
The sexy getting ready songggggg
The one about making a wish over an eyelash hair - i once blew away the eyelash and didnt make a wish and my friend went beserk! She was like ' you didnt make a wish! Well your lifes ruined...'
1:05 here we go:
I've just seen you on BBC1's 'The Apprentice' recently...!!! 🤔💭...😂🤣
i love how he looks like a dr suess character
Happy days , home from hospital had hip replacement,,, yehhh then start laughing 😂,,, they didn't say don't watch this !
Take care everyone 😉
get well soon !!
Get well soon lovey! Laughter is the best medecine! Rest up and laugh a lot. ❤😍🙏
Mikayla Doherty thank you . Take care
zoe thank you, take care
Mia M82 thank you take care
He is amazing....
God I can relate to the tights
Love this dude
He's so funny..!
First I've heard about eyelash wishes. We don't have that practice over here.
haha we did it as kids and the road that the eyelash would take from someone's face on the finger to the moment they could make a wish - no one was breathing. Cause what if you drop your wish 😂
Where are you from? We have them in Austria.
@@leporellothegoldfinch Asia
Thamometer where do you live?
@thamometer I am from Asia too and we have that silly eyelash thing. We make a wish and put it back on our head! It's the craziest thing I only ever do it when a friend I am with tells me to do it! 🤣🤣🤣
On eyelashes: it was found before it went into your eye and caused one of the worse kinds of irritation a person can experience. That makes it a magical, miraculous event. XD
5:21 Yes you do, makeup works on men's faces
Lmmfao! I'm crying lol 😆
Laughing at 2am hahahaha
Not laughing @ 4.05am in London...lol
I really like this dude, he's quirky.
Funny guy, he makes me laugh always ,
"Beautiful, can't believe you married me. Come to me, come to your husband"😅
Just when I thought this subject had been done to death.
Hilarious!!!
Lurking, so true!
6:25 my mum saying Billie Ellish last name
Very funny 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it when he said "...but once the thighs reached the halfway point" and cringed...
I love you Michael, you so funny.😂👍 You need some new material though. I've already seen this several times!
Lmao 🤣🤣 make a wish 😂😂😂
# simple observations told funny 🤣
This guy makes me laugh so hard I pee my self. 🥴🤣😄😂😆✨
Brilliant
He forgot the jump at the end... the thighs part
😂😂😂😂omg make a wish on the puab hair
So true 😂
I was laughing like crazy at pubes joke.
Dad: oh you women take too long to get ready, i don't know why you need so long.
Mum & me: okay, we ready.
Dad: just let me change my shirt.
and we're late.
So funny 😂 love it 😊
Anyone else never heard of the eyelash wish thing?
Imagine the fun we had missed if Snagtights had come around earlier ;-)