As a gay person, I'd like to provide some context for a few TikToks: 1. At the timestamp 6:49, the content discusses abstinence and its potential effects on certain bodily fluids in men. 2. The mention of 'sitting outside the bathroom waiting' is a reference to the bottoming partner taking hygiene precautions before engaging in intimate activities. If your comments were intended as sarcasm, I apologize - I genuinely wanted to contribute positively to the discussion. 🥺
The scheduling eating and hookups is about having to cleanse your bootyhole by not eating for one day and having the hook up the day after for buttsex.
I had a boss that would cut bananas in half with the skin on and then scoop the inside out with a spoon just so he wouldn't look like he was doing something else...
Yea but these content creators do not see them as tiktok trends with varieties from girls,gays,lesbians to gum men... But always carelessly just use ot to promote homophobic mindset
12:09 i actually understood, it was only about a year and a half ago that i formed my first crush on a woman (as a woman) and i had no idea how it would turn out bc i didnt know if she was gay or not and she was one of my best friends at the time, a year later we are a happy couple and love eachother very much :]
No room full of comedy writers to come up with the jokes for him, Layze comes up with videos every few days and every one is hilarious, original and perfectly put together. Such an underrated talent, as well as a proud member of the Homo sapiens community😂
Literally same, i was grieving so bad for like the past two days then the third day to distract myself i watched layze and my family said "you're look so different, you have a glow when two days ago you were so depressed you barely talked" i was like girl im just watching layze be socially awkward in public under the covers💀🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼
"Problems only gay guys have: Not knowing if that other dude is flirting with you or just being nice." Straight guys really struggle with that one too because they always seem to think that a women just glancing in their general direction means they're into them 😂
So, Layze. Not sure if another comment already explained, but, the video that reads "sitting outside the bathroom" means that said person is waiting for their partner to finish prepping the booty for booty play. The next sentence, regarding the sitting, follows up from booty play since if the prep isn't good enough or the play was rough; it may be uncomfortable to sit. Thank you for attending my TedTalk.
@@SolidSirenIf you don't ejaculate for extended periods of time, either you'll get a wet dream or the body breaks down and reabsorbs the sperm. It's not like the stuff just accumulates until your balls are the size of footballs.
The videos are really funny but I’m concerned for your mental health, you’ve been pumping out all of these traumatizing videos. Your way stronger than all of us ❤❤❤
Bro you can't just drop a video like this right before I'm about to start studying... Whateva I'll happily fail the test tomorrow if it's to watch layze
The sleep over one I relate to so much. I’ve ended many friendship’s because people don’t understand boundaries and have made me uncomfortable. I have a partner and for some reason people think if women kiss and one of them is straight, it’s not cheating. So many straight girls have said to me, “I make out with my other friends, I thought that was normal.”
@@Emz_yelevele i do believe you can be straight and make out with the same gender, especially if inebriated or for fun. but its so strange when straight (?) girls ask queer ones to kiss, like girl.. are you sure you're straight lmao
11:20 I think he means that when you see a gay couple you want them to know you are gay too/you support them but if you look at them they might find it weird/think you're homophobic.Also if you are with someone that doesn't know you are gay(for exapmle your parents),they might suspect you are.
ive read a lot of fanfiction then i was young and had unlimited access to internet so i understood every single one of that’s stupid af cause it feels like one of that “im gay i lick banans” im crying are those people seriously posting some wattpad-like content to the whole fucking internet????
Did I get anything right ? . Licking a urethral plug to add lube . Waiting outside the bathroom while guys are f*cking inside . The chair thing ??? . Spitting the amount of sp*rm after a day of abstinence, a week, a month (I guess) . The hat thing ??? . Well he understood the different sizes 🛟 . Coordinating when you eat with your social activities to avoid messy endings 💩
okay sooo the first is obvious, second is about sucking that plastic thing like a di- next - before gay adult fun-time the person who be in passive position has to clean his butthole with clisma or special shower things so yeaah that’s kinda disgusting but its hygiene and i think everyone should learn about this cause no-one should get poop around their stick after(idk about how youtube responded to s€x so im so sorry for every dumb allegory), the chair sitting is smh sexy in the dominant male energy or smth like that way idk, excessive use of emojis is “girly” so “submissive” thats so stupid and stereotypical its like im manly man but in reverse. and the spitter is mb the сuм bc you’re starting to know the persons spots or smth and getting better at adult fun time with him. the cap is i think it’s about smth in american gay community and its like an indicator(?) for knowing is the person gay or no. the bottle to bucket to wire is the size of the butthole after a long weekend. and the one about being an only gay at a sleepover - people think that you wanna fuck every single person if you’re gay, and sometimes they are thinking way too much abt it and start to understand that they’re also attracted to the same gender but its not that they’re sure or undersranding themselves good enough to tell everyone abt that so people say smth like this @@autumn2911
This guy saved me from ending my life….this is my homer….he has a gyatt….that’s why he’s not only the best TH-camr but also THE THICKEST TH-camR.I mean.he has.some.good qualities….❤️❤️❤️❤️I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU. Edit:thanks for all the support and to all the people going through something….it always gets better when you have a head start.
Hang in there Vent. I still struggle with depression but, l'm 50 years past my last proper attempt and much of that time has been fantastic. I remind myself that, _____ is a permanent solution to an often temporary problem. Hope it helps you too. Hugs.
I laughed out loud when you were like, "Have you ever taken teh am I gay quiz? You're gay, straight people don't do that." THAT IS GOLDEN AND SO ACCURATE!!! ALSO LMFAO DO GAY PEOPLE SPIT TO CLEAN THEIR MIRROR???? AHAHA
Notice how the tiktokers, in this video literally just labeled a part of everyday human behavior, ( except the water spitting guy) as gay, drinking hot coffee isn’t heterosexual or suspicious,…. Like I’m pretty sure gay & bisexual people are rather confused here.. 😂
At 14:16 i lied again,if you watch till the end,theres a secret message after the outro 🤫
FIRST REPLY
Edit: here b4 200+ likes on the comment
Hehe, also ty for posting cause today was rough and I know this topic will be hilarious💀😭💅💗
CAT
i love your videos so much!
4TH REPLY!
Anyone else just randomly found him and can't stop watching him
Fuck yeah😂😂😂
Me
Me rn
Me
Same but I’m still trying to figure out if he is homosapien or not
“i personally identify as a homosapien” i giggled
Why is ze comment have no replies 😮
Nah fr- ☠️
I personally identify as a cat in a humans body
@@laurahooper7609therians be like 💀
@@ilovemiladen LOL
layze is literally the best dude on this platform
Fr
Fr tho
Yes he is! 😂
Yes!
Ikr
"how do you guys sit on chairs?"
*me sitting on the chair with my back and leg spread out on the table: good question....*
@sti1473 u learn English u can't even spell girl and english the e has to be capital oml.
@sti1473Not everyone in the world knows English
*SORRY FEW MISSPELLS*
NAHH STOP IM LITERALLY LIKE THAT
Yeah as a girl, I sit like a dude with my legs wide open most the time 💀
8:25 i googled the brand it's called nasty pig and there website said they mostly target gay men
Let's just appreciate how layze watches these traumatizing videos just to keep us entertained 😍
YAS 😍
Yes😂 thanks💜
To profit off from peopleeho likesto be negative znd judgy
@4ngelzastr1d. Also for me too, LOL.
GAY
I'm bisexual and barely understood ANY of this💀😭Thank you Layze for both traumatizing yourself for us and traumatizing us😍😍👣💗
I know right.
SAMEE 💀
over use of emojis, ur gay not bi 🙄 /j
Samee
as a bi person, SAMEEEE
I took a gay test and it said i was 99% gay and 1% straight
is your pfp a f*cking bald Basil plush ? 💀
9:48 it’s the size of the opening…
As a gay person, I'd like to provide some context for a few TikToks:
1. At the timestamp 6:49, the content discusses abstinence and its potential effects on certain bodily fluids in men.
2. The mention of 'sitting outside the bathroom waiting' is a reference to the bottoming partner taking hygiene precautions before engaging in intimate activities.
If your comments were intended as sarcasm, I apologize - I genuinely wanted to contribute positively to the discussion. 🥺
Thank you!!! Do you have any idea about the hat?!?!
@@TheWalkingWrinkle I honestly have no idea. Perhaps it's the US meme, and I'm not familiar with it since I'm not local
The scheduling eating and hookups is about having to cleanse your bootyhole by not eating for one day and having the hook up the day after for buttsex.
its a gay clothing brand called nasty pig @@TheWalkingWrinkle
What about the cap?.
I had a boss that would cut bananas in half with the skin on and then scoop the inside out with a spoon just so he wouldn't look like he was doing something else...
Lmao 😂👻
I eat bananas like a boss. By deepthroating that shit.
😂 wow
Imagine doing all that extra work instead of eating it like god intended
@@KillTheCupcakesgod intended--- gurl I 😭😭😭
layze you’re so innocent abt some of these😭😭
💀ikr ..omg felix !
That’s because he isn’t gay ‼️‼️
Nah he is normal. Those dirty ass deprived bches are just addicted to porn
Never expected to see a stay here lol
@@crocopig stays all around world 🫵😭
HIM: *shouts* James
JAMES: hi sisters
ME: 😶👏
Can't imagine am dirty minded😂😂
5:11 I sit outside the bathroom waiting for my brother to come out of the shower so I can go pee 💀
As a full fledged gay… I’m super confused by these TikToks… Your commentary is COMEDY GOLD!! The HEY SISTERS killed me!!!
Man are dumb to understand
Wow you really said full fledged......
Yea but these content creators do not see them as tiktok trends with varieties from girls,gays,lesbians to gum men... But always carelessly just use ot to promote homophobic mindset
Bro that james charles jumpscare tho!😂😂
Hey i always wanted a gay bestie can u be one for me
10:16 THE MOMENT OF REALIZATION LMFAOOOO
Oh, how elastic it can be.
I had the realisation at the same time as him😭😭😭😭
FR LMAO
@@just_me_0.0I realized a little before
I didn't understand it....
4:18 it may be gag reflex bc the sword went all the way inside(at least that was my first thought 😭😭)
OooOooOh that makes sense
It's popping a condom
I thought it was a p*Nis plug
yeah i was thinking about that too
It might be because he did pinkies out
12:09 i actually understood, it was only about a year and a half ago that i formed my first crush on a woman (as a woman) and i had no idea how it would turn out bc i didnt know if she was gay or not and she was one of my best friends at the time, a year later we are a happy couple and love eachother very much :]
Bro the “best friend” thing is too accurate stop
@@LegendaryStarrDrop67 fr😭🙏
that is actually so sweet :)
Im happy for yall
“We have a hat……..AND THEY WEAR IT….🤨” 8:57
Layze is literally like my whole personality
Layze never fails to make me cackle so hard I almost shit my pants 💀
Oh no! 😂 Please don't! You'll smell bad bad! 😊
@@sugaskookie💀
@@zukoo_washeree BTS smell good 😍💜
@@sugaskookie lmao
@@SchleichClub12 BTS smell so yummy fresh 🥺💜
I love how clueless layze is
3:51 o trink He Ment that he has no gag Reflex
Layze once again, sacrifices himself for our benefit. YOU ARE A QUEEN.
“Am I gay quiz” was something everyone did as a kid 💀
Was it??
@@chameleon_r.r well most people
Me
@@Mollyyy373 exactly so then it was everyone
Bro i did that as a kid and i got bi but I only had a crush on a girl once,btw im a girl. Does that count as bi??
No room full of comedy writers to come up with the jokes for him, Layze comes up with videos every few days and every one is hilarious, original and perfectly put together. Such an underrated talent, as well as a proud member of the Homo sapiens community😂
I'm bi and like 90% of these make 0 sense
FRR
Frrrr😭😭
That’s because you’re only half gay!! Duhhh!
Same lol
I'm pansexual and 99% of it makes 0 sense
10:11 its his ass exspanding
Layze has fixed my depression I watched one video and instantly he became my favorite TH-camr this man is number one
Literally same, i was grieving so bad for like the past two days then the third day to distract myself i watched layze and my family said "you're look so different, you have a glow when two days ago you were so depressed you barely talked" i was like girl im just watching layze be socially awkward in public under the covers💀🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼
At 12:38 I think he was talking about the “back door” being clean and ready to go
2:23 “let me try that again,I think he was sleeping” layzeeeee, the things you do for us honey 😭😭😭🤣
EXCESSIVE USE OF EMOJIS YOU MUST BE GAY👹👹👹👁️👄👁️🔥🔥 /j
@@Alhaithamkinfr uh..
The fuckin "HI SISTERS!" 😭 0:58
Jumpscare
Fr😭
💀😭 HELP
HAHAHAHA that sent me
it's supposed to mean the devils cream pressure 7:28
What do you mean by devils cream pressure?
I don't understand.
@@LilbrattypersonSeaman
@@Untitled_Sluggersea peoples
The kid with the mixing stick is showing he doesn’t have a gag reflex.
"Problems only gay guys have: Not knowing if that other dude is flirting with you or just being nice."
Straight guys really struggle with that one too because they always seem to think that a women just glancing in their general direction means they're into them 😂
That's.. not true, and also a very one sided mindset.. js
@@Zeeboklownit’s 💯 true.
@@Zeeboklownit is true. Just bc you don’t personally do it, doesn’t mean majority don’t.
Some straight guys will also think that gay guys are trying to flirt with them/hit on them by only looking in their general direction. 😭
Women can't necessarily tell when a dude is flirting or being nice either XD
So, Layze. Not sure if another comment already explained, but, the video that reads "sitting outside the bathroom" means that said person is waiting for their partner to finish prepping the booty for booty play. The next sentence, regarding the sitting, follows up from booty play since if the prep isn't good enough or the play was rough; it may be uncomfortable to sit.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk.
The sitting thing has nothing to do with booty play , there is simply a stereotype that gays are incapable of seating in a chair the correct way
“ I personally identify as a homo sapien” had me on the floor😂😂😂❤❤❤
u r gay u used too many emojis!!!!
5:40
That “SHUT THE FUCK UP!🤬” was so personal I can’t- 🤣💀😭
😮 you put more than 3 emojis, meaning your use was excessive, and therefore you are ✨gAy✨
3:35 i think he meant that starbucks is supposed to be a "feminine" thing
I am so dirty minded
@@Eclipseunderthestarssame
He has no gag reflex…
I don’t get it
@@Eclipseunderthestars same.. i regret understanding what you mean…🫣
The water thing was referring to going a month without… achieving a release.
That makes no sense. Guys need to bust whether gay or straight.
@@SolidSirenso stupid.
@@SolidSireni think it's to indicate they've done blowjob to their bf?
@@SolidSirenIf you don't ejaculate for extended periods of time, either you'll get a wet dream or the body breaks down and reabsorbs the sperm. It's not like the stuff just accumulates until your balls are the size of footballs.
yeah kinda dum, but now that I think about it.
gay guys care a lot more about their bust than boy+girlie
cuz you wanna bust hard
Layze never fails to cheer me up when I’m having the worst days
layze is the only guy on planet that makes me stay alive
I feel this.
I think that might be one "only if you're gay" test he missed in the video 😂
11:45 THAT KILLED ME HELP
Thanks for making my morning, afternoon, evening, and night with your humor.
The videos are really funny but I’m concerned for your mental health, you’ve been pumping out all of these traumatizing videos. Your way stronger than all of us ❤❤❤
I know 😂
Why are these vids so addicting? The self-deprecation is adorable.
I wanna live in that multiverse where there’s 2 layzes in the bathroom😂🤌🏻
4:27 bro clicked on scam download link 💀
7:12 I fucking laughed so hard at fear in this man eyes
Omg you got this straight woman wanting to take the “am I gay” quiz!!!! 😂😂
I took an am I lesbian quiz- GUESS WHOS COMING OUT AS LESBIAN 🥳
Oh
Lol. Me too.
@@GreekPatata 😂
@@GreekPatataYay welcome to the club queenie lol🤩🤭
1:51 W h A t???
8:07 I think its the hat brand
The hat sketch was terrific.
3:38 he was able to lick the whole straw without gagging which ykyk
As a women I also had to witness the towel trick.
It’s not only the gays😂
Bro you can't just drop a video like this right before I'm about to start studying... Whateva I'll happily fail the test tomorrow if it's to watch layze
6:27 😂😂😂, my boyfriend always send bunch of emojis 🤣🤣 🙄😳
😂
I’m gay and only understood like 2 of these:
I laughed asf when he finally realized the difference between the sizes of the bottle, bucket and the tire😂😂
This guy deserves a comedy award 🤣❗❗
The sleep over one I relate to so much. I’ve ended many friendship’s because people don’t understand boundaries and have made me uncomfortable. I have a partner and for some reason people think if women kiss and one of them is straight, it’s not cheating. So many straight girls have said to me, “I make out with my other friends, I thought that was normal.”
How r u straight if you make out with the same gender- 😭
@@Emz_yeleveleits fun
@@Emz_yelevele i do believe you can be straight and make out with the same gender, especially if inebriated or for fun. but its so strange when straight (?) girls ask queer ones to kiss, like girl.. are you sure you're straight lmao
@@ghostinyourclosetReql
the hat is from the gay clothing brand Nasty Pig lmao
Ty. I was combing the comments for the answer to this.
I knew it had something to do with the logo, but it wasn't bad dragon, so I had no clue. I don't think we have this one where I live either XD
Hahaha! I wear my NP hats when I want to be incognito. The ones in the know always acknowledge by saying nice hat. 😊
Layze is so innocent, so sweet i cant😭🙏🏻
Hey layze just wanted to say a huge thanks. I’ve been suffering for severe anxiety and depression but your videos keep me going ❤
You are a angel
The sword on the Starbucks cup....no gag reflex😏
You know it, when you know it😂
Oh wow. Would never have got that. Cheers.
Doesn't that apply to straight and bi women as well?
@@berrysuper5237 I mean I'm a straight guy and I can do that too
Oh i know that
13:53 The subscribe button turned rainbow for a second really cool :)
11:04 bro he looks like he’s 49 a probly has grandchildren😭😭
“I need to come in!”
“It’s occupied!”
“No it’s okay I’m straight☺️”
10:21 😂😂😂😂
You are hysterical. Please don't ever stop making videos
I am having really dark thoughts today... I really needed this video for the laughs. Thank you so much, Dario. ♡
6:46 I just want to have a moment of appreciation how good Layze is at acting ❤
BRUV YOUR MA FAVOURITE TH-camR NOW BAHAHA
11:20 I think he means that when you see a gay couple you want them to know you are gay too/you support them but if you look at them they might find it weird/think you're homophobic.Also if you are with someone that doesn't know you are gay(for exapmle your parents),they might suspect you are.
Omggg jisunggg
We gotta make like a secret code
ive read a lot of fanfiction then i was young and had unlimited access to internet so i understood every single one of that’s stupid af cause it feels like one of that “im gay i lick banans” im crying are those people seriously posting some wattpad-like content to the whole fucking internet????
Did I get anything right ?
. Licking a urethral plug to add lube
. Waiting outside the bathroom while guys are f*cking inside
. The chair thing ???
. Spitting the amount of sp*rm after a day of abstinence, a week, a month (I guess)
. The hat thing ???
. Well he understood the different sizes 🛟
. Coordinating when you eat with your social activities to avoid messy endings 💩
first of all your kangel pfp and secondly did you understand the cap one 😭
Please tell us what they mean 😭
please explain
okay sooo the first is obvious, second is about sucking that plastic thing like a di- next - before gay adult fun-time the person who be in passive position has to clean his butthole with clisma or special shower things so yeaah that’s kinda disgusting but its hygiene and i think everyone should learn about this cause no-one should get poop around their stick after(idk about how youtube responded to s€x so im so sorry for every dumb allegory), the chair sitting is smh sexy in the dominant male energy or smth like that way idk, excessive use of emojis is “girly” so “submissive” thats so stupid and stereotypical its like im manly man but in reverse. and the spitter is mb the сuм bc you’re starting to know the persons spots or smth and getting better at adult fun time with him. the cap is i think it’s about smth in american gay community and its like an indicator(?) for knowing is the person gay or no. the bottle to bucket to wire is the size of the butthole after a long weekend. and the one about being an only gay at a sleepover - people think that you wanna fuck every single person if you’re gay, and sometimes they are thinking way too much abt it and start to understand that they’re also attracted to the same gender but its not that they’re sure or undersranding themselves good enough to tell everyone abt that so people say smth like this @@autumn2911
This guy saved me from ending my life….this is my homer….he has a gyatt….that’s why he’s not only the best TH-camr but also THE THICKEST TH-camR.I mean.he has.some.good qualities….❤️❤️❤️❤️I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU.
Edit:thanks for all the support and to all the people going through something….it always gets better when you have a head start.
Bro just really hates hiking
get some help
Hang in there Vent. I still struggle with depression but, l'm 50 years past my last proper attempt and much of that time has been fantastic. I remind myself that, _____ is a permanent solution to an often temporary problem. Hope it helps you too. Hugs.
@@KillTheCupcakes you do realize the gyatt part is likely a joke right lmao
@@nikiTricoteuse thanks for the love I also have depression so I understand we’re your coming from im sorry about your past but I’m glad you grew.❤️.
The spitting on the mirror stands as “finishing” after waiting
THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON STARTED GLOWING RAINBOW WHEN HE SAID GAY NEAR THE END- 💀
8:45 i think it’s the brand
Probably
I think the hat one is maybe like a brand that mostly gay people buy from or something idk I can’t think of anything else
What brand??
@@ZeeboklownThe brand name is Nasty Pig, yes just like the pig nose design of the brand you can see from the hat.
“THE BOOTY ****”. That took me out 😂😂
I keep laughing “I personally identify as a homosapien” 😂😂😂
THE SITTING ON CHAIRS INCORRECTLY IS SO REAL
Layze you are hysterical please don't ever stop making videos
I love his videos so much, they are so entertaining
I laughed out loud when you were like, "Have you ever taken teh am I gay quiz? You're gay, straight people don't do that." THAT IS GOLDEN AND SO ACCURATE!!! ALSO LMFAO DO GAY PEOPLE SPIT TO CLEAN THEIR MIRROR???? AHAHA
Fr😂😂😂
I'm gay, and I thought it was; Friday - drinks, Saturday - puke bucket, Sunday - car accident. 😂
11:56 STOP HAHAHAH
Notice how the tiktokers, in this video literally just labeled a part of everyday human behavior, ( except the water spitting guy) as gay, drinking hot coffee isn’t heterosexual or suspicious,…. Like I’m pretty sure gay & bisexual people are rather confused here.. 😂
Nah. The spiting one is also normal for non gay people. Someone from the comments explained it and it has something to do with stimulation and delay
It's about how deep the stick went into his mouth with the coffee one
@@magnus1383that's what I thought! Deep-throating the stirrer vs just licking it. 🤣
Also, the towel one is a normal dude thing too.
the hot vs cold coffee is literally just a meme bc so many of us only drink iced coffee...
Because after all it's just intenet trends having different versions for girls,men, gays,etc etc.
1:16 only the biology people will understand-
…. Everyone knows that.
@@Xx_c4lic0_xXtrust me , not everyone lol
“Wait are lesbians eating vaginas?” Got me rolling on the floor
6:56 this..my heart...🦭🦭🦭🦭
the chair sitting incorrectly is so true
Bro I love guy logic with bananas. Idk why its so funny but it is.
as an asexual I understand most of these lol
Welp
Please educate me
all my fellow asexuals unite ✊🏼
layze you legitimately made my day once again ily😭❤️
"Hi sisters" those words gave me a blessing.
10:00 I actually go that ONE
FR
I swear your reactions to the videos had me laughing so hard. Good video layze ❤😊😅