The Disturbing Freaky Tree Community Of Tik Tok 💦

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  • @imactuallylazy
    @imactuallylazy  ปีที่แล้ว +811

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    • @DarkOGames12
      @DarkOGames12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice

    • @malak.art.99
      @malak.art.99 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me broke

    • @kristihodges79
      @kristihodges79 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @layze. 😂😂 😅 Omfgggg lmfao the fucking gift card scene had made fucking dying LOL that was one of the best parts!!

    • @somebodyoncetoldme2664
      @somebodyoncetoldme2664 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get that bag gurlllllll

    • @Kxr2t
      @Kxr2t ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg i love u

  • @angelinalee1374
    @angelinalee1374 ปีที่แล้ว +8943

    The people of tik tok finally listened to "go touch some grass".... a bit too much..

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson ปีที่แล้ว +375

      they took it waaaay too literally lmfao

    • @Tarotqueen-uv1qy
      @Tarotqueen-uv1qy ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Yeah I think they missed the mark.

    • @MetalBall225
      @MetalBall225 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Even religions cant save them😞😞😞

    • @3y3_weirdo55
      @3y3_weirdo55 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      nah fr 💀💀💀

    • @itisthefish
      @itisthefish ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MetalBall225nothing is gonna save them

  • @carmengerhards
    @carmengerhards ปีที่แล้ว +4535

    as a plant mom, I can confirm that my plants like to talk back and threaten me if I don't water them on time💀🌱

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      As another plant mom, I have an orchid that's depressed...😒

    • @Troriscool
      @Troriscool ปีที่แล้ว +280

      As a plant I threaten people if they do not water me

    • @Dr.Jack.Bright
      @Dr.Jack.Bright ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miapdx503all my orchids are on life support and I’m running out of money 😭

    • @omgcandy9523
      @omgcandy9523 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      As a tree chopper, I can confirm that plants try to negotiate their way out of being chopped down 🙂

    • @TheDoctressIX
      @TheDoctressIX ปีที่แล้ว +117

      As a tree, I can confirm I threaten and trip people who try and chop me down.

  • @Danap-mykaykat
    @Danap-mykaykat ปีที่แล้ว +3391

    I used to talk to trees on my playground at recess in 2nd grade. They would talk to me, and they told me how they talk to each other because they were all connected to each other, and that what was inside of the trees were faeries, or “nymphs” as they called themselves, and I remember going home and asking my mom what a nymph was. I later found out that I have schizo-affective disorder and autism, and what I was experiencing was early onset psychosis. I feel like this might be what a good majority of these people are experiencing….lol….🧚🌲

    • @owliria_sage
      @owliria_sage ปีที่แล้ว +585

      When I was in kindergarten I thought people could reincarnate into trees and animals. When my great grandma died I thought she reincarnated into a tree in our backyard and I'd hug it all the time🥺

    • @trishlarocca
      @trishlarocca ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Or you were right and there were fairies..js lol

    • @GingeRenee
      @GingeRenee ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Or perhaps you could speak to trees. A lot of people are connected to nature spirits. It’s just not accepted by mainstream but that doesn’t mean it’s not for real.

    • @persephoneperry776
      @persephoneperry776 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      ​@@owliria_sagebut how did you know what a nymph was ? It's impossible for you to hear something from a tree about something that you never heard of that doesn't make any sense

    • @palemeadows
      @palemeadows ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@persephoneperry776it could be both tbh

  • @justarandomchick767
    @justarandomchick767 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    as someone who took naps in trees as a kid. like i had trees that i named, played in and talked to. these people are crazy

  • @daisynette00
    @daisynette00 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    So, now we have lunatics harassing the trees...when will it end?

  • @sakurajor
    @sakurajor ปีที่แล้ว +4558

    as an owner of a lesbian plant I was so offended that you just assumed the sexuality of your plant and THROW IT BACK for her. the audacity of this man. my plant is crying and shaking right now. you will pay for this.

    • @imactuallylazy
      @imactuallylazy  ปีที่แล้ว +2094

      i will do better,i am so sorry

    • @gvynkii
      @gvynkii ปีที่แล้ว +595

      ​@@imactuallylazyget ready to hear from my lawyers 📞😤

    • @ihadastrokereadingthis
      @ihadastrokereadingthis ปีที่แล้ว +374

      @@imactuallylazy my plant’s been screaming and bawling, how offensive. #plantlivesmatter

    • @meduiosino5600
      @meduiosino5600 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      #justiceforplants

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson ปีที่แล้ว +136

      LMAO

  • @terihumphrey6624
    @terihumphrey6624 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    Okay so it's a scientific fact that if you talk to your plants they do better with growth but this reaching out and touching you and taking back is beyond insane

    • @shawnpepin7890
      @shawnpepin7890 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      It's because your breathing carbon dioxide right at the plant... it's like feeding them

    • @Younce_Davies
      @Younce_Davies ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I also heard the vibrations of classical music helps as well.

    • @Jaydan540
      @Jaydan540 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They do have genders and personalitys tho, they comunicate through the roots, the whole reach out and touching shit is stupid though

    • @finnagetyoasswhooped
      @finnagetyoasswhooped 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@Jaydan540wdym they have genders

    • @HarmonyHope7534
      @HarmonyHope7534 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      ​@@finnagetyoasswhoopedtrees can be gendered because some trees create pollen while others get pollinated to make seeds. A good tree farm has both male and female trees.

  • @ypzxd
    @ypzxd ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    why is tik tok so unhinged 😭😭😭

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson ปีที่แล้ว +15

      IDKK 😭💀

    • @insomniacsaresad1144
      @insomniacsaresad1144 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have no clue but I think it’s like your watching coco melon and every Nickelodeon show while scrolling depends on what the algorithm brings up.

    • @Caitlyn.x1
      @Caitlyn.x1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @emilyacevedo4688
      @emilyacevedo4688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FR THO

    • @Pain_Ito
      @Pain_Ito 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@insomniacsaresad1144not the coco melon😭💀

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I have anxiety and pick leaves from trees sometimes now I gotta worry about a delulu person screeching at me for it. 💀

    • @Anime.fan.Therian
      @Anime.fan.Therian หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      69 likes and this video….. what do you have to say for yourself..

  • @pheenah4458
    @pheenah4458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    6:29 It's not touching your shoulder because it is clearly tired and malnourished Layze🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ashley-he7ym
    @Ashley-he7ym ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    "Omg the tree is alive!".... As a bio major that one dude killed me 😂 ofc the tree is alive lmao

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      It's giving "If you kill people they die"

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      "every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa" vibes

    • @aliway4136
      @aliway4136 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      You shouldn't have to be a bio major to know trees are alive. They used to teach us that in 2nd grade 😂

    • @Ashley-he7ym
      @Ashley-he7ym 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@aliway4136 okay smart ass I study plants regularly then

    • @tamedanddashed
      @tamedanddashed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@Ashley-he7ym
      No but they're actually being real I learned that in 3rd grade

  • @moniqueabundance
    @moniqueabundance ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Tik tok is a digital asylum. The end

    • @edayavuz1667
      @edayavuz1667 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well put😂

    • @tiffanyrosenbrock8760
      @tiffanyrosenbrock8760 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Most underrated comment!

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      fr, and the patients are running it

    • @pipitayun.r2763
      @pipitayun.r2763 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      asylum with no treatments 💀

    • @rainy.d7404
      @rainy.d7404 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂💀

  • @elisarandom8156
    @elisarandom8156 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    There is a community for everything 💀

    • @unknown-ot7xy
      @unknown-ot7xy ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally

    • @EagelBald
      @EagelBald 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Even water 😭

    • @alveena4life
      @alveena4life 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EagelBaldwatched courtreezys video about that. Water isn’t water anymore 😭

    • @CHILDOFGOD-ej3
      @CHILDOFGOD-ej3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      TRUE

    • @LiveInTheBasementWithMe
      @LiveInTheBasementWithMe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There's a map community...

  • @JameliaShonellDavids
    @JameliaShonellDavids 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    9:31 im literally so addicted to layze's videos😭😭😭 im obsessed

  • @oppominni5579
    @oppominni5579 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    7:10 imagine someone opening the door and seeing him twerking on a plant 💀

  • @madjack8893
    @madjack8893 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    There’s some really old story of a scientist discovering plants screaming when being cut.
    People thought he was delusional, but he was just before his time.

    • @g.h.7661
      @g.h.7661 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      You mean the study where one cabbage creates angry/terrified electrical signals after witnessing the other cabbage getting sliced in half?

    • @UnknownASPD
      @UnknownASPD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think so I saw that too​@@g.h.7661

    • @sleepy_artemis
      @sleepy_artemis หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’ve heard there were many experiments involving this study yet he still never made it scream.

    • @madjack8893
      @madjack8893 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @g.h.7661 No. It’s an ancient video. In black and white if I remember.

  • @JimmyJam1013
    @JimmyJam1013 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    They took the term "Tree hugger" to a whole other level

    • @mysteryheart53
      @mysteryheart53 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're tree f#ckers! 😅😅

    • @Chib_Lee
      @Chib_Lee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀

    • @wooddrywood4530
      @wooddrywood4530 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tree humper

    • @SUPERNTORB
      @SUPERNTORB ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Adventure time hug wolf episode but the word hug is censored*

    • @Rubytubie
      @Rubytubie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Too true fu-

  • @vasilhsdhmas9449
    @vasilhsdhmas9449 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Nature just called us stupid in so many ways😭

  • @ArticFoxesyay
    @ArticFoxesyay 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    13:00 dude, this girl knows nothing about nature! Leaves are a way for trees to distribute waste, if the person was picking at the wood underneath the bark then that would be bad, but other then that, people can take off fruits, leaves, and bark off of trees. if it was real I bet the tree would have told her that 💀

    • @desaug
      @desaug 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      wait so falling leaves are just tree poop????

    • @Itss.dounss.luvv0
      @Itss.dounss.luvv0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@desaugkinda yeah

    • @vivi-ws9yl
      @vivi-ws9yl หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@desaug that is the funniest thing I've heard today

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuse ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have no idea how you get away with saying half the $hit you say but, l'm so glad you do. You give voice to my inner monologue. 😂

  • @klinged
    @klinged ปีที่แล้ว +363

    bro how come most unseen communities are so unhinged

  • @popanca7141
    @popanca7141 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    this is the reason why trees would never talk to us even if they could

    • @Neptune807
      @Neptune807 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      👍

  • @Riri-ih9ic
    @Riri-ih9ic ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Layze’s sponsor portion is the only one I won’t skip. You deserve it and so much more!

  • @XCookieEaterX
    @XCookieEaterX ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw an experiment about how people talk to plants affect how they grow but the plant moving is just- absurd.

  • @Evelynsmith2013
    @Evelynsmith2013 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    10:27 Its the girl who thinks clouds are ufo😭

  • @arizona_cat
    @arizona_cat ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Y’Know I don’t need Holy Water, I need 82$ Alive Water from Colorado .

  • @Mysterious666.
    @Mysterious666. ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "Gosh now we have to worry about gay plants" took me tf out 😭💀

    • @Mango-y8c
      @Mango-y8c 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      real- 😭😭🙏🙏

  • @TheBrokeCyberWanderer
    @TheBrokeCyberWanderer ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I'm sitting next to a plant, and I'm not gonna embarrass either of us by asking it to touch me.

  • @Cozie_Cactus
    @Cozie_Cactus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Well some trees actually do have separate genders, like pine trees. “Male” pine trees produce a certain type of one cone and “female” pine trees produce another.

  • @toecheese6039
    @toecheese6039 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    10:53 she could’ve just been trying to clone the plant. my mom started doing it before we had cats, it’s literally fine.

    • @IceLEMONN_
      @IceLEMONN_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mines too it’s completely fine she’s just being dramatic

    • @Xena_da_menace
      @Xena_da_menace 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@IceLEMONN_ how do you clone a tree/ plant

  • @Polyeurythane
    @Polyeurythane ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I was very lonely as a kid because autism and anxiety disorder screwed my ability to really make a lot of friends so I used to pretend I was a queen of the leaf wind tornadoes and that they were my husband/subjects. Safe to say I’m not going around claiming the wind is my husband and to blow into my face to prove it because that’s weird af.

  • @WickedCheetah
    @WickedCheetah ปีที่แล้ว +295

    In fantasy, trees are generally wise and magical if alive, so why are they talking down to the trees when they're so convinced they can hear them

  • @KokoWinter
    @KokoWinter ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Tiktok is such a strange app.

    • @Hoymenoy
      @Hoymenoy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True

    • @kwazimokava
      @kwazimokava ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think its a place where people can share their mental illnesses.

    • @unknown-ot7xy
      @unknown-ot7xy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@kwazimokavalmaooooo why is that so true

    • @kwazimokava
      @kwazimokava ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@unknown-ot7xy i think because if you do it in public someone or somebody will have arrested and police will send send you to the nut house to be tested😄

    • @KELAXIL
      @KELAXIL 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      + Twitter

  • @Suki_LotusFlower
    @Suki_LotusFlower ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:14: She slowly starts moving backwards

  • @pheenah4458
    @pheenah4458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    10:14 the tree is like: "money don't grow on trees bishh" 🤣🤣

  • @lizjoe21750
    @lizjoe21750 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    They've gotta be trolls... Please tell me they're trolls.

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson ปีที่แล้ว +42

      in this day and age.. there is no telling 😭

    • @lizjoe21750
      @lizjoe21750 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GabrielleTollerson You're absolutely right, and it's terrifying😳🌳

    • @herelieskittythomas3726
      @herelieskittythomas3726 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Trolls live under bridges , not in trees. 😂 (Ignore my comment)

    • @silververnallbells191
      @silververnallbells191 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're not trolls. You're just mundane.

  • @marianam7439
    @marianam7439 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    2:45 as a Spanish native speaker, I died with the "escucha las palabras de las brujas, los secretos escondidos en la noche.." Loooool

    • @Alohaaaa12
      @Alohaaaa12 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ya somos dos ajaja lo ha intentado es lo importante

    • @sofiaviera970
      @sofiaviera970 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep

    • @jorgediaz5604
      @jorgediaz5604 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol

    • @MiutLovesTheRain
      @MiutLovesTheRain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me paso a mi tambienn

    • @robloxlover9414
      @robloxlover9414 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      JAJAJAJAJ😭

  • @timetravelkitty425
    @timetravelkitty425 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The come touch my face lady may not have inspired a tree to move, but she inspires anger within my soul lol

  • @Lanii_yourlocalfpegirl
    @Lanii_yourlocalfpegirl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    2:06 HELP WHAT WAS THAT😭🙏🏼

    • @Idknlandwh123
      @Idknlandwh123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      *AhAaA*

    • @CAMITHETHERIAN3
      @CAMITHETHERIAN3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Idknlandwh123LOL

    • @Theartistdee
      @Theartistdee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I CANT ITS NIGHT😭💀

  • @candydandy2694
    @candydandy2694 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Honestly, I believe it. I have a couple of bird baths under a tree that I clean and refill everyday. Despite my being certain I am ducking low enough to avoid hitting my head on low branches, every couple of days I inevitably hit my head on a low branch! I just thought I drank too much, it never occurred to me that the tree was deliberately punching me in the noggin!! Thanks for bringing these abusive trees to our attention, you are doing us all a service, you deserve all the community awards!

  • @ogcatlady
    @ogcatlady ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Her sister didn't answer the phone because she's standing behind the tree moving the branch.
    I feel like they should name the trees and plants. If you expect the tree to touch you you should at least give it a name!

  • @Dessamator
    @Dessamator ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Your plant is slowly dying of thirst, my dude (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

    • @DelicateDecay
      @DelicateDecay ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I was coming to make the same comment. His plant be like “water please, water”.

    • @CristinaB228
      @CristinaB228 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well, that's why it couldn't even move 😂

    • @JessyingAround
      @JessyingAround ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Idk if its lack of wtr, lack of sun/wind or bc the "vase" doesnt have holes on it and its actually drowning. But that plant needs help lol

    • @ayethebeatgooff
      @ayethebeatgooff ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And it was still so green. That plant is really fighting and if he started taking care of it soon after this video it very well could still grow back into shape. He probably won’t tho 😭

    • @catus-cactus
      @catus-cactus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Also it shouldn’t be in a tin can 😊

  • @hamptermanterhunter9903
    @hamptermanterhunter9903 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Okay! I will try!!
    P.S: Instructions unclear, the plant got arrested for pedophilia

    • @randommice-rm1c3
      @randommice-rm1c3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Damn, I am cracked out 😂

    • @sen0440
      @sen0440 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thats a good one

    • @starryskies113
      @starryskies113 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oof

    • @desaug
      @desaug 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh no.

  • @aliway4136
    @aliway4136 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Every summer I have conversations with the tree that's by my clothes line. It's a one sided conversation because I'm not a nut case that thinks my tree will answer 😂😂

  • @flowergirl6708
    @flowergirl6708 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    8:28 "wait maybe my plant wasnt turned on because shes....
    A LESBIAN *GASP*"

  • @Luna_this_handle_is_taken
    @Luna_this_handle_is_taken ปีที่แล้ว +643

    I’m sorry but I can’t help imagine layzes dad walking in on him while he’s throwing it back on a plant 😭
    edit: sorry guys i didn’t know he lived with his dad thx for correcting me ❤️

    • @edayavuz1667
      @edayavuz1667 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I think his parents live in Italy

    • @CaseyAvalon
      @CaseyAvalon ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think he lives with his dad and the rest are over in Italy, like above ^^^
      🙂

  • @Moonlight-gs7pm
    @Moonlight-gs7pm ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm broke and depressed. Whenever I need a little boost of confidence i watch the crazy tiktok people. All the self doubt just leaves my body.

  • @Randomunknown538
    @Randomunknown538 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "If you can hear me, touch me"
    *moves head closer to leaves*
    *LARGE GASP*
    "IT JUST TOUCHED MY NOSE 😨"

  • @EllaBellaBoo3
    @EllaBellaBoo3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    These people think they the Lorax.🌳
    Timestamp: 13:25

  • @Linzie157
    @Linzie157 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That plant needs a drink 😂 it's spitting feathers

  • @CONNORZEDITSRMIDAF
    @CONNORZEDITSRMIDAF ปีที่แล้ว +153

    THE GURL WITH THE RED HAIR REALLY SAID, " I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE TREES"!!😂😂😂

    • @threeHs
      @threeHs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @くせセシきて
      @くせセシきて 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’m… im your 6..69th like..

    • @CONNORZEDITSRMIDAF
      @CONNORZEDITSRMIDAF 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@くせセシきて soooooooo cool

  • @tiggert4002
    @tiggert4002 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I have had a full on conversation with an orange once. It was giving me advice. I also had the highest fever of my life at the time. Something that was passed on by mosquito bites.

    • @_edible_
      @_edible_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Was that mosquito on weed?? 😭😭

    • @mementomori2809
      @mementomori2809 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      was it annoying?

    • @Urfavturd
      @Urfavturd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lmao not the malaria

    • @barbaragenshin9848
      @barbaragenshin9848 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol you were hallucinating from High fever . Happens all the time to me as well . Sometimes it can be freaky

  • @NuRespira
    @NuRespira ปีที่แล้ว +45

    6:50 that plant is saying " Waaattteeeeerrrrr , pleaaassseeeeeeee "

  • @magvs_mæstro216
    @magvs_mæstro216 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Ma'am, can you show us on this doll, where the tree touched you?"

  • @Amelia13Ob
    @Amelia13Ob 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    11:40 she's the Lorax

  • @barbiee4065
    @barbiee4065 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    As a biologist I can tell u that plants are very intelligent and they have their own mécanismes for life and this is scientifically proven

  • @BlazeCarlton
    @BlazeCarlton ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I'm glad you're getting so many sponsors yay! Also give that poor plant some water

  • @HeyNowx111
    @HeyNowx111 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You kill me every time bro. 😂
    Congrats on the sponsorship man you deserve it!!!

  • @Four_ofBFBfan
    @Four_ofBFBfan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    13:43 If we had a new sun, a whole new solar system would appear, killing us all and the old planets.

    • @MoralS_
      @MoralS_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wild OSC member spotted

    • @Botsterthingylolidk
      @Botsterthingylolidk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *insert bfdi scream*

  • @Yourfav_Peony
    @Yourfav_Peony 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    14:51 why is you plants leaves all floppy, is it underwatered and neglected 😭😭😭

  • @KitsuyuutsuR
    @KitsuyuutsuR ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I give names to my house plants because you’re supposed to talk to them. They take in carbon dioxide (what you exhale) which is why they tell you to talk to them and give off oxygen. But I feel stupid talking to them without names and just calling them plant, so I name them. I have a money tree I bought when we moved into this house over 17 years ago and he’s still going strong. I also found a seedling maple in my postage stamp backyard that was growing under the central air unit outside, so I replanted him in the yard. I named him Murphy. That was maybe 10 years ago? He’s now this incredibly tall maple. I think plants do respond to love and care we give them, but I grew up in the country where we walked barefoot in creeks, picked wild mint for tea, took in injured animals until they were well and sent them on their way… What my mom called a country lifestyle I think was more a hippie lifestyle. If you grew up being close to nature, you just know how to be one with it and that these TikTok people are idiots.

    • @babyturkey8342
      @babyturkey8342 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I heard you're supposed to talk to them too! It's adorable in my opinion! ❤

    • @stephk.1996
      @stephk.1996 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I name my office plants and they have name tags. They keep me happy during my grad studies and I always tell them hello and goodbye. And that they're very pretty. I'm a proud plant parent whenever they flower, have new growth, show progress, etc. Saying hi to them gets me out of my chair, walking a bit, and gives me a break.

    • @silververnallbells191
      @silververnallbells191 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not the carbon. You can also play them classical music & get the same results. Plants respond to emotions. If you were to take out your anger on your plants & yell at them &/or vent then your plants will die.

  • @rushofbloodn
    @rushofbloodn ปีที่แล้ว +93

    This guy is hilarious. I love your videos, they always cheer me up!!! ❤

    • @SolidSiren
      @SolidSiren ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish Dario so much success but I also don't want everyone on earth to find him bc people ruin everything 😔

  • @HospitalToaster
    @HospitalToaster 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bestie the plants talking delusions are what I had when I was 6 😭😭 like I did a science experiment on sounds effect on plants and different musics can have different effects on them (ex rock effects them negatively and classic helps them) but it’s minimal effect and it has to do with the vibrations. And like I talk to my plants but that’s because I’m bored or something and if my plants were to actually talk back I’m running

  • @girlhell19999
    @girlhell19999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    imagine stormy walks in on this - 6:36

  • @LeannaNicole
    @LeannaNicole ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Congratulations on your sponsorship you deserve so many more! You are my personality doppelgänger! Even the social anxiety part! Kudos to you for never giving up! Now go water that damn plant! No wonder it didn’t touch you it’s weak and wilted 🥀

  • @PhizzyPho
    @PhizzyPho ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:24
    She bent down so it looked like the tree was moving up, but she was actually moving down to make a illusion

  • @evagilkerson2288
    @evagilkerson2288 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    They are taking hard wood to a whole nother disgusting level

    • @juneknapp8774
      @juneknapp8774 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆 morning wood fairy. Omg he's hellarious af

  • @bothofthemaredead
    @bothofthemaredead 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a tree, I can confirm I die when someone plucks one of my 5000+ bunch of leaves. It totally hurts.

  • @HomeNGardening
    @HomeNGardening ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a plant mom I’m 😂. These crazies would be terrified of how I hand pollinate. 😂

  • @vickylevililreddressexpres425
    @vickylevililreddressexpres425 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Lmfao I'll never look at a tree the same way again 🤣 ty Layze !

  • @Leo_the_shark
    @Leo_the_shark ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "omg! the tree is alive!" Um tiktok i'm pretty sure all trees are alive

  • @Hannah_Banana789
    @Hannah_Banana789 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The way he started throwing it back on the plant😭😭bro I have no clue how I haven’t heard of this man until a couple weeks ago, he is literally so funny and deserves more subscribers❤️❤️luv ya layze

    • @Juzokinnie
      @Juzokinnie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm in the same boat. Happened to randomly watch a video of his and I'm so sad I haven't found his channel sooner. Dude is very funny and I regret nothing.

  • @vikaziza1506
    @vikaziza1506 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    0:40 wait, no date, no dinner, no nothing? 😱

  • @sophiesnakegirl
    @sophiesnakegirl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “And boom,we’re in Paris!”
    *sirens*
    “Oh wait that’s New York-“
    BAHAH

  • @ary2488
    @ary2488 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    14:41 could you imagine if the neighbor or owner of the tree was looking out the window 😂

  • @Sc3ne_ky
    @Sc3ne_ky ปีที่แล้ว +45

    idk why 1 video and now I can’t stop watching this dude😂

  • @LucipurrBiscuits
    @LucipurrBiscuits ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Our boi finally got a sponsor!!! You deserve it, Dario. So happy you're getting the recgonition you deserve on both your channels

  • @srianjanaVadevoo
    @srianjanaVadevoo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    In India,in the year 1964, trees where about to be fell and cutoff for industrial purposes .The women of the village hugged the trees all night preventing the woodcutters from cutting the trees of their village . This movement was called Chipko Movement and is still used to by local people to prevent deforestation.

  • @naniokamiyami
    @naniokamiyami 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    7:09 damn he got the whole bakery

  • @feyrie
    @feyrie ปีที่แล้ว +28

    @6:08 😂😂😂 HE PULLED OUT A WEED FOR THIS ONE!!
    These grow everywhere in the backyard 😭😭😭

    • @imactuallylazy
      @imactuallylazy  ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the only person who actually noticed,this weed was NASTY lmao

    • @feyrie
      @feyrie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@imactuallylazyI GOT U
      ur weed torture scene did not go in vain 🥹❤️

  • @Dariakll
    @Dariakll ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love your videos like always Dario. Thank you so much now my child can eat and leave the basement because I'm in a good mood thanks to you

  • @certified_l0ser
    @certified_l0ser ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:32 imagine going outside and seeing this

    • @desaug
      @desaug 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if i seen that im going right back inside

  • @Milk-Toast-
    @Milk-Toast- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have entomophobia too, bugs scare the crap out of me, especially spiders

  • @tigerkitten8352
    @tigerkitten8352 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think the funniest thing about this is the science they are doing to understand plants. Aaaaaand they have figured out it does seem they can "see" and "hear" just not in the same way we do. I hope they keep trying to figure this stuff out. I know when I was a kid they always said that plants that were talked to always grew better. 😅

  • @user-qqqhhhuuu
    @user-qqqhhhuuu ปีที่แล้ว +61

    8:36 Plot twist: the plant was asexual.

    • @skyer9898
      @skyer9898 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Makes sense lol

    • @I_love_lacroix
      @I_love_lacroix 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@skyer9898yea lol

    • @DonkeyEatingABirthdayCake
      @DonkeyEatingABirthdayCake 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Real

    • @DOINGSTUFF2626
      @DOINGSTUFF2626 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Imagine trying to get an asexual plant tho 😭

  • @GingeRenee
    @GingeRenee ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That limp ass plant costarring in the video really needs water. That thing is so limp. I couldn’t help but crack up at that thing as you swung that thing around talking to it. Too funny.

  • @natak7678
    @natak7678 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Give your poor plant water! Perhaps then she will want to touch you 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pheenah4458
    @pheenah4458 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    0:58 "make me sweat, make me hotter, make me lose my breath, make me water"

  • @theyluvherrr11
    @theyluvherrr11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    12:16 lorax❤❤❤❤

    • @mol8184
      @mol8184 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      HELPP

    • @Roblixes
      @Roblixes หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      BRO 💀

  • @ninopires
    @ninopires ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I loved your sad looking plant... Is it still alive? I love seeing you outside your office, as well.We have a very much similar sense of humour but you are certainly crazier, with great common sense as well, and the courage to post content. Entertaining content that makes me cry with laughter. I`ve only recently subscribed because you are hilarious and bring joiy to people without being mean but addressing all the extremely weird people out there. You too are weird... but in a lovely way. Well, got to go and have a chat with my plants... Even though I don`t think they like me coz they never answer back.... Anyway, Dario, keep up the good work and cuddles to Stormy.

    • @lisabrightly
      @lisabrightly ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't it a weed? 👀

    • @ninopires
      @ninopires ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lisabrightly Weed!? I did use to chat to my weed... walls...whatever... but my weed days are over.... If you mean garden weed.... possibly... But these people must be on something.... talking to the trees....Love too all. I don`t mind as far as they don`t talk to me and try to convince me they are contacting nature.... I love nature but I just look at it. x

    • @cheetosan
      @cheetosan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ninopiresnono, not that kind of weed 😂
      they meant that the plant is a weed from his yard, as in an undesirable plant lmao

  • @julie3kk
    @julie3kk ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:00 omg that hair flip was im fangirling😭😭😭😍😍😍

  • @kierstynsaoirse
    @kierstynsaoirse ปีที่แล้ว +10

    oh my gosh a sponsor!!! so happy for you and I hope this one resonates hehe 🥰😇

  • @mikkareads
    @mikkareads 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That is a very sorry-looking plant. Maybe it's time to change it from a decaf container to a regular coffee container?

  • @Hazriel
    @Hazriel ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If they proclaim that trees and plants have personalities now and they are individuals...what Will the vegans eat? We're running out of options here XD

  • @Shvntvls
    @Shvntvls ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you for honesty cheering me up after having a really rough day with my partner! When I saw that you posted a new video I immediately clicked LMFAO

  • @rebekasuto6695
    @rebekasuto6695 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Layze I like your content, but sorry that plant is super sad in that decaf-can. Probably used the wrong gender for them or/and it's emotianally neglected.
    PSI: Why are thiese people acting so weird with the first plant they came across the street.

  • @th3LuckyC10v3r.c0m
    @th3LuckyC10v3r.c0m ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THE LOOK OF DISGUST WHEN THE PLANT STARTED SHAKING-

  • @biancafields113
    @biancafields113 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I DID NOT COME HERE TO PLAY!””
    😂😂😂😂
    I freakin love you

  • @RedOnPaws
    @RedOnPaws 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    when i was young at school me and my friends named a tree betty and fed her and even made her have a period. and we always fought over who cleanded out her bum.......😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 we were so weird