Alexis Koelliker Archer: wood house what are you doing? Wood house: sitting down, sir. A:at the table?! Malory: sterling! A:¿like people?! M:sterling!! A:mother! He thinks he's people!!
+Jaime Martin As far as I know, the cast actually record their own lines separately. However, it might have been improvised at the table read stage and then found its way into the script proper, later on.
@@oscarmarek7746 "Can I keep it?" "Keep what?" "Don't ask." "Just get it out of HERE please." "Yeah, take THAT tone." "Get what out of here?" "DON'T ASK"
I love Krieger's uneasy face at 0:11 when Malory says S.S. Date Rape. He looks like he's about to say: "What?! I'm not involved with date raping!...anymore"
I mean you have comedians (Aisha Tyler and H. John Benjamin, Chris Parnell, maybe lucky Yates as well) voicing for the show you would think there would be some improvising. Especially when H. John Benjamin is archer.
just half of one, the other half would have really missed you hey, let's share the milk of human kindness like you'd recognize a vegetable that wasn't wrapped in a Monte Cristo sandwich. I love this show
1:34 right before that scene Dr. Kreiger was asked to get rid of a body and judging by his request for equipment you could tell be was planning own chopping the body up. The good Dr said "Thank you" as if he was about to dig in into his favorite meal.
@@robertsimon2885 I assume you know what supressing fire is, but recap, its basically distraction shots so the enemy is confused to where the gun fire is and what the combatants are shooting at. The joke is Cyril is so bad at shooting that even shooting wildly he misses and in a gun fight is just fodder to distract the enemy.
Damn, i know exactly how that feels, i create names... for videogames, like a new one everyday...if i dont write it down, im always like...Wait, i had something for this. YUUUP that's how i feel 24 hours later.
+Alex Haro she appears in a lot of episodes but the first one she appears in is the one when archer brings back Katya from the KGB and they plan to get married.
"Are you adressing me? Because your authority isnt recognized in...Fort Kickass"
😂😂😂
That's it I will use this line at work😄
You forgot
"Look he thinks he's people!"
Alexis Koelliker
Archer: wood house what are you doing?
Wood house: sitting down, sir.
A:at the table?!
Malory: sterling!
A:¿like people?!
M:sterling!!
A:mother! He thinks he's people!!
Stefan DeJager lol
DownInTheForestSomebodyStoleMyCarRadio You're The Cardio To My Bike
Kazak
"nice read velma" favorite by far
"something, something, Danger zone!"
"I know, it's like I'm not even trying anymore"
Bet his spy friend who was in love with him introduced him to that movie and he became a fan of the song.
Ok, there's now way "Nice read, Velma." was not an improvised line
+Jaime Martin As far as I know, the cast actually record their own lines separately. However, it might have been improvised at the table read stage and then found its way into the script proper, later on.
That line had me gasping for air I was laughing so damn hard
ianlorenc why do they do that?
@@mozzytrainer Easier to edit and piece everything together with the right timing id assume
I came here to watch that line, NOBODY gets it
Malary --"Is Krieger hard at work"Archer--"He literally might be"XD
I loved that line too!
That whole episode was fucking epic.
Lana: ew.
@@madwilliamflintDamn straight. My favorite episode of the whole series! Love that line in particular!
@@oscarmarek7746
"Can I keep it?"
"Keep what?"
"Don't ask."
"Just get it out of HERE please."
"Yeah, take THAT tone."
"Get what out of here?"
"DON'T ASK"
the best god damn show ever made
Meh. Definitely in the top 5.
Period.
I don't know about that. "Knight Rider" was pretty damned good -- said no one, ever.
I love Krieger's uneasy face at 0:11 when Malory says S.S. Date Rape.
He looks like he's about to say:
"What?! I'm not involved with date raping!...anymore"
ianlorenc : also yes.
I hear Lucky's voice 😂
2:58 Even more than "M as in Mancy", this was my favorite joke from that episode.
Probably one of the best compilation videos since...
Damn it. I had something for this...
Spikero2 Sind Smaug’s pile.
We all want to imagine we're like Archer or Lana, but we know we are all Pam. People who pretend they're Krieger are especially Pam.
Nobody can be Krieger he is unique
I identify myself as a Cyril😂
Dude, I'd kill to be as badass as Pam.
@@jenlindley7780 Apart from the apparent numerous clones
I am definitely Ray
1:34
Malory: "And is Kreiger hard at work?"
Archer: "He literally might be, yes"
Lana: "Ew"
But you forgot "you're not my supervisor!"
"Duh..."
and also "Johnny Bench called".
Drop your weapon!!
YOUR NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
you're not my internet comments supervisor!
Another Fav is during Lo Scandalo when Malory whistles, and while everyone covers their ears, Ray goes "Whistlin' Bitch!"
Ray is too hilarious.
"It's just like when the farm flooded in real life!" Poor Pam.
Are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kick-Ass.
“Cuz that’s how you get ants”
That’s why I can’t have nice things”
I use "potato, podildo" pretty much any time my friends want to argue semantics
All aboard the S.S. Daterape!
Toot toot!
Archer: "I am sorry I tried to spit roast your mom". and. . . "Johnny Bench called"
“Okay your own finger”
One of the best compilations on youtube and it's from 9 years ago, damn... Would you consider making a new video?
"You're not my supervisor!"
This could possibly be the best Archer compilation ever made. Well done!
Holy crap, two years I watched this video and thought the same exact thing... This is still my favorite Archer quotes montage!
it makes you wonder how much of this was improvised
nothing is improvised
I mean you have comedians (Aisha Tyler and H. John Benjamin, Chris Parnell, maybe lucky Yates as well) voicing for the show you would think there would be some improvising. Especially when H. John Benjamin is archer.
YOU'RE NOT MY IMPROVISOR
Lana. Lana? Lana! LANA! What? Danger zone!
Great job! One of my fav Archer mashups!
"My earballs!",... not enough Sheryl.
love the editing in this
Another really good quote is "You just gonna softball it in there like that?"
"The secret ingredient is phone"
8 secs in and im already laughing.
+ItsReactive77 what took you so long ... bad day :-D
your authority is not recognized in...for kick ass
I shall fetch a rug
now he's fetching a rug ¿HAPPY CYRRIL?
@@kamenitachi2191 Not really, because now I'm out a rug!!
honestly this show changed my personality
I'm sorry Your Authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass😂
Rolling probable cause lol.
"Noop"
"Get off climidiot"
"Phrasing"
"Do you not"
Would you say we’d be venturing into a zone of danger?
How come Charlene/Cherryl never shouts "ouch my earballs!"
I'm very pissed
1:40 man i love this line
I swear I had something for this
just half of one, the other half would have really missed you
hey, let's share the milk of human kindness
like you'd recognize a vegetable that wasn't wrapped in a Monte Cristo sandwich.
I love this show
Y'know the 'phrasing' lines only really work if you hear the line before it...
My #1 favorite Archer quotes montage.
Fort Kick Ass gets me every time
I needed that laugh, thank you.
The most consistent show ever
EEEeeeeeh up until after Season 7, then they decided to do whatever the fuck they wanted.
1:34 right before that scene Dr. Kreiger was asked to get rid of a body and judging by his request for equipment you could tell be was planning own chopping the body up. The good Dr said "Thank you" as if he was about to dig in into his favorite meal.
Pam - How's it hangin Grimmace? Gets me every time!
Get off clamidiot I'm dead😂😂😂
"Get off..." Phrasing.
+gudenuf2eat "Oh shut up."
* Chlamydiot (as in; Chlamydia)
They forgot Krieger’s ‘Yup, yup yup yup’
Nice read Velma,...locked, loaded, and ready to fire!
Damn called out by Mrs archer at the end
Cyril: Hello!
I shall fetch a rug.
"just like the old gypsy woman said"
"you need to quit going to her"
Phrasing was the best long running gag ever…
"YUUUUUOP!"
**Not even a second later**
"NUUUUUUPE"
This one's really good!
forgot surpresing firing
Darryl Jack I honestly don’t get why Cyril even says that every time he’s firing a gun.
@@robertsimon2885
I assume you know what supressing fire is, but recap, its basically distraction shots so the enemy is confused to where the gun fire is and what the combatants are shooting at.
The joke is Cyril is so bad at shooting that even shooting wildly he misses and in a gun fight is just fodder to distract the enemy.
Samuel Jones Ah. So that's why he yells it.
This may not be the best cartoon show but it is definitely the most clever.
nice touch at the very end
2:24
" CHLAMYDIdiot "
😂
If I had a nickel for every time I had to say the last line in this video...I would be in an electric chair.
How am I only just now seeing the imprint on the wall at 0:33?
"Captain Lammers!"
"Nice read, Velma."
Does anyone else wonder if that was an ad lib?
Father Guido Sardouchebag! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Huh just like that of Gypsy woman said
What about "I be never seen an ocelot!
DANGERZONE
You forgot the long drawn out “sploooooosh” from Cheryl/Carol but the Pam splooshes will do for now.
Beautiful work
I feel that the I had something for this started as a improv
"How's it hanging Grimace?"
Gets me every time!
did you notice that at 0:19 the mp40 in the background disappears behind an unvisible box?
Since “Fort Kickass” is taken in the first comment in the section.
“Is Krieger hard at work?”
“He literally might be!”
:This shirt smells like Indira Gandhi's thong"...
I like the way Lana says yup
Captain Lamers!
Nice read Velma.
Lol that rolling probable cause
Damn, i know exactly how that feels, i create names... for videogames, like a new one everyday...if i dont write it down, im always like...Wait, i had something for this. YUUUP that's how i feel 24 hours later.
2:31 best comeback
best quote: mawp
"I dont have to try"
Pam and archer are my favorite characters
Love this video
No seriously. What the hell episode had that anime girl hologram in it? That made me laugh so much.
Haven't watched Archer in a while lmao
+Alex Haro she appears in a lot of episodes but the first one she appears in is the one when archer brings back Katya from the KGB and they plan to get married.
+Alex Haro season 2 episode 13 ;)
A lot of em
I had something for this...
Everybody was funnier than Lana 😂
"PHRASING!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Without a doubt, the funniest cartoon ever made
That tunt
how do you get ants in a high rise secret building?
they fail like half there missions so it is not a shock if an army of well organized ants infiltrated ISIS
WANNA BLOW US ALL TO SHIT SHERLOCK?!?!
EERGH!
THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS
STRONG NOT SHARE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS! STRONG GET STRONG BY SELF!
How’d you forget “truck-o-sorus”
Danger Zone
Well hello there game changer
0:11 I never knew Bill Cosby is a sea captain