Ruining Your Favorite Hetalia Ships

Here is something while you wait for the Shipping Awards.
This is satire. Viewing this video means you have consented to your ship being roasted. If you don't want that, click away. Seriously, you should know what to expect by watching this. No complaining or ship bashing in the comments please.
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It seems I'm harshest on my own ships...Interesting.
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[@tiffany-chan1235]

See's the title and disclaimer: Destroy me honey.

[@annaferns1840]

It's Japan's birthday, no better time than today since he has the canon harem. Lol

[@ElricGurl]

Me who doesn't ship(and is still in the fandom somehow): Oh THIS is gonna be good.

[@fatcat1414]

The nature of the characters representing countries (and furthermore, everyone seeming to be at least distantly related) means it's nearly impossible to avoid weird implications unless you ship pairings with little to no canon or irl backing. The most popular ship in the fandom is rooted in an alliance between two fascist states ffs. That's why this seems to be the fandom where ship bashing seems both the most prevalent and the most pointless. (This is not directed towards HetaFacts, ofc, I'm just talking about the fandom in general)

[@s_lasgalen]

The AusHun one is also literally Servant x Boss ship so im surprised no one mentioned that yet

[@nayhtsuru6481]

Me a multishiper who clicked this video: Maybe I am a masochist

[@migueltomi3087]

The whole concept shipping of countries is a little bit weird for me (I know we are shipping characters but what we are shipping exactly population , pieces of land or what)

[@soy_was_here_but_gae2859]

We can all agree that France speaks in cursive

[@zoologygirl252]

Literally ship wars over how problematic ships are are pointless in hetalia. All you have to do is look at the last two hundred years of imperialism and wars and every ship(and character) is automatically problematic.

[@ameriix4125]

F for everyone.

[@purplealchemistofficial]

“Every Hetalia ship is kinda problematic”

[@salemontrial7]

Why bother fighting about ships, they're all terrible and historically offensive in some way

[@isoldmysoultohetaliaandnow6271]

in the last one..

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

Man most of these ships have pedo energy or are a constant fight fest.

[@MaxGreen111]

Maadeline

[@killerhentai586]

Normal people: Dominate me master

[@kenndie434]

Who would win ?

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

In regards to Ameripan, I feel the need to elaborate on Japan's age. I find that a lot of people do not seem to grasp just how old Japan is. Also note I am about to really roast my otp.

[@cransberryv2777]

Hetafacts speaking facts

[@tonkinthehanoian1843]

Ruining my OTP is as easy as opening a history book. Once you know history, you can butcher your pairing as you please, but at the same time can't stop manipulate them to come together.