I'm a dad, and I can tell you why we tell those jokes. It's not that we really think they're funny (we know better) - it's the reactions. There is a certain sadistic glee we take in the almost physical pain they cause - the eye roll, the wince, the brief look of dismay when the bile hits the back of your throat. We love that. We LIVE for that. Because we're DADS!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? _I don't know, but the flag is a big plus_ Had to say this one since I grew up there...you can call me Supreme Daddy
Oh ummmm hi Kim jong un why are you so mean 😐 I just don't understand you want people to love you more than your family and ban all of the good days... SIKE!!!!!!! I know your not Kim jong un lol 😂!!!
Why do I feel like I’m going to have this memorized soon? Some parts of this song are just so beautiful, they strike a chord in my heart. *cue uproarious laughter*
Hahahaha hahaha( 2:53 ) (*still laughing*) hahahahhahahahhahhahahhahhaahahahhahahahahhah😂🤧😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😖🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫me:knock knock. My brother:who is there?. Me:cook. My brother cook who(cookoo) Me:yea you do sound cookoo😂. My bro:😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬 Me:hahahaahahbuhahahahahahbhahahahahhahahhauahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. My brother:🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼;it’s not even funny lol. Me:🗣🗣🗣🗣🥴🤧😵💫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. My brother: she is not even listening anymore she is just busy laughing (in sign language🙅🏼🧏🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤦🏼) Me:I c-c
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was *de-Brie* Much inventory was lost, it caused a _sharp_ increase in prices. The insurance company had to fork over a lot of _Cheddar._ At first, investigators didn't know _Jack_ but with some _Gouda_ detective work they traced the perpetrator to _Philadelphia._ They knew a Swiss had something to do with it. Their alibi was full of _holes_ I know it's cheesy, but I thought this was _grate_
I'm not a fan of telling dad jokes but I know a couple programming/I.T. jokes. Q: Why did the kitten become a programmer? A: Because he liked playing with strings. Q: What's the biggest lie everybody has told? A: "I have read the TOS" Q: Can you list all of the public top-level domains? A: ICANN Q: How did you like my HTTP 200 joke? A: It was ok.
@@Ariadne4 HTTP 200 is the code you receive if your request was successful (probably). But you don't see it usually (i guess) unlike code 404 "page not found" for instance.
“Hey son ya wanna hear a joke?” “No thanks I’m good” “Awesome Possum your in for a treat because I’m actually gonna sing it for you” “Wait I literally just said no. What did you not understand about that?” “Okay here we go” “What the heck” 🎵What do you call a fake noodle? You call it an impasta. I would be a stand up comedian but I prefer to sit🎵 “Really” 🎵I’m so good at sleep I can do it with my eyes closed. I’m scared of the calendar because the days are numbered. Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc! Im gonna tell you cheesy jokes back to back by the end of it your gonna wish i wasn’t your dad🎵 “But your not my dad” “Okay son I have another verse I don’t know if you can handle this” “Please stop” 🎵What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved. How does a taco say grace? LETTUCE PRAY! I used to be addicted to soap now I’m clean. When vegans start to argue is it still called beef? All these question running through my head while on my way to bed... JUST KIDDING I’m going to Home Depot I have to buy some tools to fix my own ego. Cause I think my jokes are very very funny. And if you say that your tired I’ll say “Hi tired, I’m dad”🎵 “I literally have never met you want are you doing in my house” 🎵Dad jokes oooooo🎵 “This physically hurts” 🎵oooooo Dad jokes🎵 🎵You thought that I was done but son this is only the beginning. Don’t trust atoms I tell you they make up everything. What’s brown and sticky? You’ll never guess. Guess what? It’s a stick. Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday and I MIST! Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?🎵 “This is so dumb” 🎵Because if they flew over the bay we would call they bagels.🎵 “Oh that reminds me, I need to go mow the yard. Bye kiddo!” “Hey I heard someone singing, who was that?” “I don’t know but he said he’s gonna mow my lawn, so I’m not complaining.” “Oh was he a dad?” “Yeah he was a dad. 100% shoes and everything” “Okay, he didn’t tell you dad jokes did he.” “Yeah.. he did.” This is the full song hope you enjoy! 😊
I went to a fancy wedding reception for my g-f’s daughter. When the dessert was served, it had a pear half on top. I poked it with my fork and asked “What’s this?” My g-f said “It’s a pear.” I said “It can’t be, there’s only one.” She gave me a look that said “Oh, no. Not here.” At the same time, a bridesmaid sitting across from me started laughing and said “Oh my god I love dad jokes!” It took a week for the self-satisfied, smug look to leave my face.
My dad passed away about 10 years ago. He still approves anyway. Obligatory Dad joke. My dad used to be a great musician, but he has moved on to decomposing.
"What's brown and sticky you'll never guess, guess what it's a stick" "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Cause if they fly over the bay we would call them bagel" These were the best to me
@@jayayvee_music And, thank you for expressing your appreciation for my service to America. Nice to know there are thoughtful people like you out there.
There was a break in at the local art studio in my town. All that went missing were pads of papers and pencils. Detectives working the case have stated that this particular crime seems rather sketchy.
Growing up without a father figure my whole life I always dreamt of the day I'd finally meet the man. To my shock and fascination it turns out Elise Ecklund was my dad this whole time! You've got A LOT of overdue weekly allowances for me bud.
It is thought that humour( and jokes) is a survival tactic. Both in the ability to find laughter in what was once an extremely deadly environment as well as a bonding strategy. Dad Jokes, I believe, also have a teaching role. Typically, DJs are more a lower form of puns. The connection between setup and punchline is tenuous at best, or it is so blindly obvious that it was not seen coming. Being taught to be watchful for things that appear to have no connection to your environment, or to be mindful of things that are taken for granted to the point of not being thought about, would have been a very important thing to have drummed into young ppl.
Sorry I won't be able to hit your house in the foreseeable. I'm booked for the next 3 years, telling dad jokes at random houses. Maybe my brother could show up instead? He tells some really good uncle jokes.
Interesting fact about dad jokes! They’re often mistaken for puns but there’s a slightly difference. While puns are a play on words, dad jokes aren’t technically considered a dad joke unless they’re apparent.
We used to have a family of frogs croaking in our yard. They sounded like they were having a party. So what kind of music do frogs play at their party......Hip HOP!
a song about how broken bones grow together introduced me to the ukulele, although I usually play either acoustic or classical, and sometimes electro) you are really talented, I will be glad to be friends with you!
I just love when my dad says dad jokes we all act like it's annoying and like we don't care but deep inside we would all hate it if they stopped love my dad❤️❤️❤️❤️
![TEEDEE TADA - DIAMOND NARAKORN X LEGO LYKN [Special Dance Performance]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QgtZedFeumA/mqdefault.jpg)
don't let ur dad see this
Okay 💃🏻✨
My dad went to buy milk for you Elise ❤️❤️
My dad will never know:)
okii
@Kyntiz oh nu-
I'm a dad, and I can tell you why we tell those jokes. It's not that we really think they're funny (we know better) - it's the reactions. There is a certain sadistic glee we take in the almost physical pain they cause - the eye roll, the wince, the brief look of dismay when the bile hits the back of your throat. We love that. We LIVE for that. Because we're DADS!
Oh ok
Bruh, my dad says the same thing 😭😭,, he lives for our reactions :'))
My family has a running joke that only the best ones make you groan out loud. We are forever trying to make each other groan now :)
I agree, I'm not a dad, but this is why I tell dad jokes to my friends.
You just reading them our play book, huh?
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
_I don't know, but the flag is a big plus_
Had to say this one since I grew up there...you can call me Supreme Daddy
:O Kim!?!
You need a period to Finnish that pun.
Oh ummmm hi Kim jong un why are you so mean 😐 I just don't understand you want people to love you more than your family and ban all of the good days... SIKE!!!!!!! I know your not Kim jong un lol 😂!!!
have you seen Ireland tho? The population keeps dublin, it's insane
but anyway, gotta go eat, I'm Hungary
@@estelavalle4925 would you like some turkey
My dad didn’t tell me dad jokes. I told him jokes. He helped me with legos and computer stuff. I miss him. He is an angel, literally😭🙏🏼😇
May he Rest In Peace with jesus
He was a good man 😢😭 ( even though I didn’t know him I know I’m not wrong)
may he rest in peace (even tho im late i still wanted to say it)
May he watch from above 😢
Why do I feel like I’m going to have this memorized soon? Some parts of this song are just so beautiful, they strike a chord in my heart.
*cue uproarious laughter*
I just snorted into my water....
* uproarious laughter *
you're welcome
i do not get it wait
Lol
2:17 If only she'd said "oh that reminds me i need to get the milk"
I WAS THINKING THE SAMMEEE OMG
Definitely 🤣
Hahahaha hahaha( 2:53 ) (*still laughing*) hahahahhahahahhahhahahhahhaahahahhahahahahhah😂🤧😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😖🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫me:knock knock.
My brother:who is there?.
Me:cook.
My brother cook who(cookoo)
Me:yea you do sound cookoo😂.
My bro:😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬
Me:hahahaahahbuhahahahahahbhahahahahhahahhauahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
My brother:🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼;it’s not even funny lol.
Me:🗣🗣🗣🗣🥴🤧😵💫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
My brother: she is not even listening anymore she is just busy laughing (in sign language🙅🏼🧏🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤦🏼)
Me:I c-c
@@paulokutoyi2722 Jesus that's an unholy amount of emojis
@@swampfire6600I was thinking the same thing 😭
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was *de-Brie*
Much inventory was lost, it caused a _sharp_ increase in prices. The insurance company had to fork over a lot of _Cheddar._ At first, investigators didn't know _Jack_ but with some _Gouda_ detective work they traced the perpetrator to _Philadelphia._ They knew a Swiss had something to do with it. Their alibi was full of _holes_
I know it's cheesy, but I thought this was _grate_
Bahahahahaa
@@artistangel8345 assains creed vahala
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Elise is the only person that can make dad jokes funny
What about my dad?!?!?!?
@@jacobsonstudios no
@@jacobsonstudios no
@@jacobsonstudios no
I'm not even a male and my jokes consist of Dad jokes because I inherited them from my father... Although ngl most of my Dad's stuff is actually funny
[Grabs notebook and pen. Writes down all of these zingers]. Ready for Thanksgiving dinner!
That's a good idea
Update? How did it go? Is anyone still talking to you?
Did the cheesey dad jokes make you persona au gratin?
🤣👍
My dad joke list is over 2,000 jokes long.
I'm not a fan of telling dad jokes but I know a couple programming/I.T. jokes.
Q: Why did the kitten become a programmer?
A: Because he liked playing with strings.
Q: What's the biggest lie everybody has told?
A: "I have read the TOS"
Q: Can you list all of the public top-level domains?
A: ICANN
Q: How did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
A: It was ok.
Are you sure your not a fan
I don’t get the second one
@@godislovedayany5098 TOS is probably terms of service, like terms and conditions
Can someone explain the last one? I'm slow
@@Ariadne4 HTTP 200 is the code you receive if your request was successful (probably). But you don't see it usually (i guess) unlike code 404 "page not found" for instance.
1:00 the way she says grace is amazing
Was about to write a comment about this
I loved those dad jokes. I must be old. 😆
I personally love some dad jokes. Like “I’d be a stand up comedian, but I like to sit.”
"what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved".
she should make a few more songs of dad jokes.
they really work as song lyrics!
or, I'd be a stand up comedian, but I'm not trustworthy. (just made that up...and yes I'm a dad)
i like “if vegans argue is it still called beef”
I wanted to be a comedian, but everyone laughed at me.
team harry potter
“Hey son ya wanna hear a joke?”
“No thanks I’m good”
“Awesome Possum your in for a treat because I’m actually gonna sing it for you”
“Wait I literally just said no. What did you not understand about that?”
“Okay here we go”
“What the heck”
🎵What do you call a fake noodle? You call it an impasta. I would be a stand up comedian but I prefer to sit🎵
“Really”
🎵I’m so good at sleep I can do it with my eyes closed. I’m scared of the calendar because the days are numbered. Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc! Im gonna tell you cheesy jokes back to back by the end of it your gonna wish i wasn’t your dad🎵
“But your not my dad”
“Okay son I have another verse I don’t know if you can handle this”
“Please stop”
🎵What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved. How does a taco say grace? LETTUCE PRAY! I used to be addicted to soap now I’m clean. When vegans start to argue is it still called beef? All these question running through my head while on my way to bed... JUST KIDDING I’m going to Home Depot I have to buy some tools to fix my own ego. Cause I think my jokes are very very funny. And if you say that your tired I’ll say “Hi tired, I’m dad”🎵
“I literally have never met you want are you doing in my house”
🎵Dad jokes oooooo🎵
“This physically hurts”
🎵oooooo Dad jokes🎵
🎵You thought that I was done but son this is only the beginning. Don’t trust atoms I tell you they make up everything. What’s brown and sticky? You’ll never guess. Guess what? It’s a stick. Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday and I MIST! Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?🎵
“This is so dumb”
🎵Because if they flew over the bay we would call they bagels.🎵
“Oh that reminds me, I need to go mow the yard. Bye kiddo!”
“Hey I heard someone singing, who was that?”
“I don’t know but he said he’s gonna mow my lawn, so I’m not complaining.”
“Oh was he a dad?”
“Yeah he was a dad. 100% shoes and everything”
“Okay, he didn’t tell you dad jokes did he.”
“Yeah.. he did.”
This is the full song hope you enjoy! 😊
Thank you!
U deserve more
101th like
Wow
Thank u sooooo much
I went to a fancy wedding reception for my g-f’s daughter. When the dessert was served, it had a pear half on top. I poked it with my fork and asked “What’s this?”
My g-f said “It’s a pear.” I said “It can’t be, there’s only one.”
She gave me a look that said “Oh, no. Not here.”
At the same time, a bridesmaid sitting across from me started laughing and said “Oh my god I love dad jokes!”
It took a week for the self-satisfied, smug look to leave my face.
"Awesome possum"
Finally I hear someone else say my favorite phrase
I used to always say that when I was like eight. I thought I was very clever.
th-cam.com/video/3sQpWt4eZW8/w-d-xo.html
mine too
MOM YOUR HERE TOO?!
Why must I see you ✨ everywhere✨
As a dad, I approve this message.
As a message, I approve this dad.
As a approve,i message this dad
As a this, I dad this message
As an a, I this this message.
What???????
Is??????
Happening???????
Here?????????
Who is watching this in 2024?🤘
Me
Me
Me
This is all new to me.
Me😊❤❤❤
Elise has so many talents. From noodle dancing to making songs out of anything.
Elise: “don’t let your dad see this”
Me: **sends it to my dad**
edit: tbh this is the most likes i’ve got! tyyy
Lol
*le gasp* oh noooo!
That's illegal 🤣.
My dad passed away about 10 years ago. He still approves anyway.
Obligatory Dad joke.
My dad used to be a great musician, but he has moved on to decomposing.
hehe
I could just watch this on repeat its so good pls make a part 2!
I'm looking forward to a part 3.
Done.
"What's brown and sticky you'll never guess, guess what it's a stick"
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Cause if they fly over the bay we would call them bagel"
These were the best to me
You enjoyed this, didn't you.
As a Dad, I think you earned the card. Those were A+ Dad jokes. Which, I can't confirm not deny that I've used or will be using soon!
Cool beard 😂
Hey
It’s soo slay
Cool beard, Broseph.
"Awesome possum" "impasta" just some of the words in this masterpiece....i showed my dad these and he laughed uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In spite of my being an old man, I actually enjoyed this video. Thanks for the smile it caused.
thank you for your service 🫡
@@jayayvee_music And, thank you for expressing your appreciation for my service to America. Nice to know there are thoughtful people like you out there.
@@namvet9881 i mean my granpda and two of my uncles were in the military so it’s the least i can do
I don't know what was more uncomfortable, the dad jokes or the faux beard.
ikr
Best Representation ever
*also gl on getting 2 mill soon!*
yayyyyyy
When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it's apparent
1:10
“While I’m on my way to bed-JUST KIDDING, IM GOING TO HOME DEPOT, I need to buy some tools, to fix my own ego”
My life
There was a break in at the local art studio in my town. All that went missing were pads of papers and pencils. Detectives working the case have stated that this particular crime seems rather sketchy.
Was it a drawn out case?
@Collin Mckamey I hope they put the _sharpest_ detectives on the case and that they have a lot of _leads._
@Collin Mckamey Guilty as charged.
Q. What did the grilled cheese say to the pan?
A. You melt my heart
I dont think this is exactly a dad joke but I thought it was needed 😁
dark dad humor
Why do people take an extra pair of socks when golfing?
In case they get a hole in one
Ahaha
It's pants not socks
@@pinkpanda708 it’s a joke…
no need to criticize
@@abiandshandy I'm it's a joke and I didn't mean it in a mean way
Growing up without a father figure my whole life I always dreamt of the day I'd finally meet the man. To my shock and fascination it turns out Elise Ecklund was my dad this whole time! You've got A LOT of overdue weekly allowances for me bud.
My favorite comment here
It is thought that humour( and jokes) is a survival tactic. Both in the ability to find laughter in what was once an extremely deadly environment as well as a bonding strategy.
Dad Jokes, I believe, also have a teaching role. Typically, DJs are more a lower form of puns. The connection between setup and punchline is tenuous at best, or it is so blindly obvious that it was not seen coming. Being taught to be watchful for things that appear to have no connection to your environment, or to be mindful of things that are taken for granted to the point of not being thought about, would have been a very important thing to have drummed into young ppl.
0:30 hold up that was actually good
If a random dad-person would show up at my house and sing dad jokes for me I would probably applaud that person
I would assume he had a partner breaking in the back door
Sorry I won't be able to hit your house in the foreseeable. I'm booked for the next 3 years, telling dad jokes at random houses.
Maybe my brother could show up instead? He tells some really good uncle jokes.
@@protorhinocerator142Bummer
2:46 Mom: Looks like you need a hug.
2:08 WHY DID I DIE OF LAUGHTER ON THAT DAD JOKE, I WAS LITERALLY LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY WTF
Same
Lol same
it was alp the belated dad jokes hitting you at once as the song ended and your brain caught up
My therapist: Dadlise isn't real he can't hurt you
Dadlise:
Most uplifting thing Ive seen on uTube recently. Well done!!!
1:32 the dance I do when someone calls me weird
WHY WAS THIS ACTUALLY A BOP THO??
had to write the lyrics to this cuz of how much a bop it was
Interesting fact about dad jokes! They’re often mistaken for puns but there’s a slightly difference. While puns are a play on words, dad jokes aren’t technically considered a dad joke unless they’re apparent.
Pov: Bryan is taking notes so he can tell these to your future kids.
Probably.
Me: I'm annoyed
Dad: Yes, a computer noid
Every. Single. Time.
This is actually a banger
2:06 I think it’s sea not ocean. Good joke though.
Ok but we all know we’re straight up going to tell someone these jokes the second we see them😂😂😂😂
Fr
“I used to be addicted to soap, now I’m clean” literally killed me 😂
Rest in peace
After one week since I watched this video first time I got myself singing this song. Good job with the melody. Great Work!
"This physicly hurts" LMAOOOOOOOO girl you are the best at this keep going!
*physically
Elise, that was funny!! You did a great job!! Thank you!!!
“If vegans argue, is it still called beef?”
No it’s called leaf
👏👏👏
HAHA WELL DONE
SmRt
Lolol
LOL
Actually the part of "why do seagulls fly over the ocean" sound pretty poetic out of the context of dad jokes 😂
0:22 SHE SMILED
OMG
ELISE ECKLUND SMILE CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Shit I laughed the whole video long...
Does that mean I have kids I don't know about?!? 😱😂
Let's all take a sec to appreciate this Capri Sun level banger, the track and everything
Just wait until you start hearing grandpa joke. What do you call the crumbs in the bottom of a bag of chips? Microchips.
“ I’m so good at sleep i can do it with my eyes close” that really hit, someone give this dad a world record
0:20 what do you call a fake noodle? An Imasta is anang us
A fake noodle?
Mockaroni.
this is what is always going on in my head and I'm not even a dad. incredible haha
"if 2 vegans argue, is it still called a beef?" That hit me hard
As a dad of four, I feel like all kids see their fathers this way. 🤣
I find, that is the best production, I have heard from you, Elise till later.
One of the best plot twists of all time would be to say "Whats brown and sticky? Syrup
That was AWESOME! You gave me so much more material! I’m glad there’s a transcript. 😁
This made me dance. I haven't danced in a long time. I use to be addicted to dancing but I went to a two-step program.
Thank you for blessing my ears with this holy music
This was awesome!! Thank you!
elise: what's brown and sticky? you'll never guess
also elise 1 second later: guess what?
it's a stick
0:52 I get that
We used to have a family of frogs croaking in our yard. They sounded like they were having a party. So what kind of music do frogs play at their party......Hip HOP!
Honestly, if someone came to my house and started singing dad jokes, I would be crying on the floor of laughter. My humour is just really messed up 😂😭
This is so good 🤣🤣🤣
The bagels one was definitely my favorite
This is stuck in mY head now. This is hilarious
This is the most iconic thing I’ve ever seen😂
i found every joke funny, and that makes me worried about my mental state as an 18 years old
a song about how broken bones grow together introduced me to the ukulele, although I usually play either acoustic or classical, and sometimes electro) you are really talented, I will be glad to be friends with you!
I tell dad jokes but I'm not a dad, I'm a faux pa
😂😂😂
Exit signs…… they’re on the way out.
🥁
I'm honestly waiting for a second part of this song
You nailed the Dad Dance!!
I really enjoyed this, and I'm a Dad.
Practicing Dad dance now.
Todd
The "This physically hurts" comment had me dyinggg 🤣😂
2:24
That dad/stranger has some long hair!
i literally can’t stop watching this it’s so funny
Hysterical…I loved that guy…I am so gonna use 60-70% of dem jokes…some even I couldn’t use ……A+ on acting…life is great again…Yippee..oh….sorry…
nice
Noice
Nile Sat 🌞🤝
@@-yours_
Noctis🗿✨
Lol
I laughed so hard I chocked on my water, I don't regret it 😂
i would genuinely jam to this if elise released
I need to show this to my teacher. He'll be better at his jokes. 😭
Ha! Hilarious it’s funny how it’s so realistic to our actual dads.
My dad's favourite dad joke (literally translated to English) is: "wanna know a juicy joke? I'm sorry, it's already dried up."
I sent this to my dad-😂💀
TY FOR LIKING
yassss
0:16 when they start
I just love when my dad says dad jokes we all act like it's annoying and like we don't care but deep inside we would all hate it if they stopped love my dad❤️❤️❤️❤️
I just love the song even if it's made of dad jokes.
0:04
*hi good I’m dad*
Dad jokes, the best part of comedy X^D still remember the "sing softly into my ear" and "we dont buy dirty bread" punchlines X^D