Smash Or Pass: All Honkai Star Rail Characters
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man is declaring war to the head cannoners, and i love every bit of this
the head cannoners should give my cannon head
I approve of this.
All you head cannoners give @@baeber some head!
You could say they got that cannon head grip technique
@@baeberI'm not a headcanonner but if you need head I'm always here for you homie if no one else gives you it
why head when you can get their body 🤦♂
The topaz one is crazy 💀
Luckily I had my headphones in
Bro had the whole plot twist ready and everything like wtf
It's not about fucking Topaz, it's about getting Numby's respect
@@gabbo4039 fair
@@gabbo4039bruh...
The topaz one is crazzyy 😭😭
Bros imagination is insane
i mean we all gotta have one where we look at one character and have that same imagination 😅
True @@entice-6886. I had the same idea as teccy when Topaz was brought up. 🗿
I was babysitting two 11 year old boys and there mother's told me it was ok to let them watch Honkai star Rail stuff sense they approved of them playing the game. The first thing they screamed was turn it to techtone. Man, not sure if the parents foresaw this lol.
@BasedMan88x88Bro I swear Mei and Kiana were like best friends what happened
@BasedMan88x88People like you completely destroyed the meaning of the word “Grooming” Also… wtf are you talking about 😂 Did we play the same games???
@BasedMan88x88 I ain't even know that happened because I only played until the himeko fight with Kiana ngl
@Basedman88x88 are you high? There is literally no grooming from kiana, from elysia for sure 100%. Raven, i could see. BUT KIANA??? HELL NAH
@BasedMan88x88 I think you played some different game
Despite being so powerful, Acheron is actually very gentle and calm. Like how she tries to comfort you when you saw Firefly got stabbed.
fk u for spoiling
Tectone putting Serval at mid tier is fucking WILD
The most underrated woman in this game
Time to start the riot
Her style just ain't it for me honestly
Her and yukong look as if they are in their mid 40s
@@Riyozsu even better
I love how ppl still don't realize that he's just fucking around 99% of the time and still take him dead serious 💀💀
Exactly. People take things way to seriously. He's a content creator trying to be entertaining for his viewers. I've always enjoyed his content. But the Hoyoverse community has been known to be crazy.
It's even funnier when they all make up shit on tiktok/x
Brain dead individuals
still disgusting and im not necessarily talking about the robin situation. i personally couldn’t care less (as a lesbian) but almost every joke he makes is so beyond fucked up. man made jokes with incestuous and pedophilic intent before but you guys still love to ride this 30 yo’s meat☠️☠️ and on the topic of the current discourse, which is him being accused of being lesbiphobic by -i wont lie- chronically online people, its not just allegations. take this video for example. bronya and seele are CANON lesbians. their sexualities are not head canons. hoyoverse actually confirmed their sexualities before the censorship got worse so
This is no joke. This is war. Mei senpai wasn't first place. 😡😡
@@zip3704 “was”
mfs dead 😂😂😂
Tectone likes having entire conversations while doing it apparently 😂
bro talking himself into putting firefly in nah im good is crazy
fr, he said its also about emotional connection for him, says firefly would be the best girlfriend, and then puts her in "naw im good" 💀💀💀
20:51 bro turned irish for a second 😂
LMAO i didnt even catch that 🤣
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Bro was so scared of firefly 😂
guys if a single interaction happens between 2 characters regardless of gender, the community deems it as either "gay" or "they're fucking for sure"
Most of the time i agree that its silly but there is not a heterosexual explanation for "Doctor, you're huge!"
Bronya and Seele def gay
so? it's their head cannon. Let people simp and ship who they wanna simp/ship with because they are just pixels at the end of the day.
also how are you gonna pretend like it's only a "gay" ship thing when aventurine/topaz exist and they have like one talking line and it was on the phone.
@@lumaw152so I’m assuming you purposefully ignored the part of their comment where they said “2 characters REGARDLESS of gender”
I like how aventurine has become kind of a fan favorite now. Whether because of his looks or his amazing ass story, dudes just so fine and interesting even tectone can't pass up on him😂❤
We all know Tectone will smash every living being in hsr
Not Bailu bro ☠️
@@Kiwi_10I'll handle her 😈
oh twitter is gonna love this one
Teccy always filling me up with content 🤗
imagine firefly goes "my turn" half way through-
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
Bro wtf...that firefly one made me bust...or MAYBE I'LL TAKE IT ALL
one of the funniest streams ive tuned into
That’s MY PIG!!!!! THATS MY PIG NOW!!!!!’
Adventurine better be a smash.
Best Tectone Video Ever 💀
I love to read Teccy's fan fiction about all characters in hsr bro got some wild imagination
Ayyy tectone made a smash or smash episode let’s go
I can't believe i've spent half an hour just laughing at such an unhinged commentary xd
Great vid
As a Topaz enjoyer, I’m happy to see her at the top of the list. Thanks Teccy ❤️
Man put more thought into this than any single guide or video he's made in years.
The realest Smash and Pass video I’ve have ever seen
Only 198k subs left and tectone hits 1 million subs. 900k by the end of the year lets Hope!
I was waiting for this video for awhile
When Tectone doesn't realize that Welt is Himeko's surrogate father.
Tectone never fails to disappoint to blow my mind!1!!😩
I've seen multiple tier lists
But you just make it all comical ❤😂
Teccy did not even hesitated with Black Swan, I mean who wouldn't
all of his assessments with the characters makes so much sense lmao, loved the stelle, topaz, black swan, and aventurine one
Now this is the content we like
With tectone, kafka always smash 👍
I love how the most replayed bit is the part where the artist name is written out
hey there tec thanks for the content
LMAO The camera zoom in on Topaz as she moves up LOL XD I'm so dead. xD
Tectone really embraced the Twitter mentality of the characters are real.
the absolute fear and switch around on firefly
My man wrote a whole doujin in Topaz one its actually amazing
I didn't expect this tier list to be what it was. I like the honesty in here
As a Sampo enjoyer, i see this as an absolute win
10:58 Dr. Tesla wants to know your location, all these tier list are so unhinged and i love it
23:54 XDDDDDDDD
Hearing this man talk about actual pixels like this is insane
To fix Herta's issue, u come prepared with 2 sponges and a latex glove
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
I legitimately get PTSD when I hear “let me explain”
he’s so real for welt
"how much control he has over my dragon" is crazyy
Lmaoo I knew the dude's in love with Aventurine. Loving the development
tectone becoming john wick for his cats, i honestly respect that.
Top-Tier Tectone video of all time
NOT ME IMAGENING COMIC STYLE OF TECTONE X TOPAZ AND NUMBY KNOCKS THE DOOR OPENS IT ND SITS STILL ON THE DOOR WATCHING THEM GOING BANG BANG
Chat was on that height of consent train
Tectones fantasies are too much for this small world.
eyy its 8k now gonna wait for that tier list for every hoyo games ^^
mans imagination is crazy and im all for it
The worst thing to happen to Pela was Lynx’ sq
(If Pela is 16 then she was THE best fucking -20 year old drummer back when she, Serval and Dun went to the academy together)
Serval to me is more of a chill frienzone type thing, kafka would make me unable to walk for the next few weeks and im totally fine with that worth it and acheron probably would forget where my room even is but if she somehow knows what shes doing i feel like it would be a fantastic time unless sue accidently sends me to the next dimension and accidentally say "i weep for the departed."
And as for welt all imma say is "survive or be destroyed theres no other choice."
The topass and backshot swan one is actual fire
As kind of a contrarian myself just the sound of people telling me what to do would drive me nuts.
yo. about Topaz... same, dude. same! I'll even make Topaz look at Numby dead straight in the eyes while getting at it.
The Topaz one was on the edge bro, that shit was wild😭
Even before watching this I already know what type of devious things will be said
And I just discovered tectone
Already love him he is way too funny
this convinced me to pull for topass
Tectone:
Anime robot, achololic and puppet nahh I good
Guy yessir I can try
This bouta be something for sure
boothill flip is just arlecchino is wildddd
11:50 I dont think he understands how black holes work 😅
Serious question where did this Pela is an alcoholic thing come from ?
That’s now the second time I’ve heard Tectone call Pela that and I was just wondering what/where it stems from.
bro the amount of descriptive words you used for some of these is crazy
The Topaz part was so wild, but I also want to go find the One Piece with Numpy
being w someone that plays a guitar means ur always hearing em play too(like once per day) , its been 11 years for me and im more deaf than i was when i was born n im born halfdeaf.
and theyre fucking deaf too bruh
Hearing that topaz take was like watching that one konosuba blackmail episode in season 1
best tectone video ever
After this we need a tier list about characters smel
26:17
Woah woah woah, Tectone lore?
3 minutes ago is shiny bald-like handsomly crazy
I choked while drinking water when Aventurine came up WTF TECTONE 💀
See Tectone: Smash
the second he put Sparkle at the top over Himeko and Ting is insane
Man, I never thought somebody would have the same mindset as me with those characters
Half-way to goal in 6 hours... sounds about right XD
You did good here champ.
The weird thing about gallarger is he was born on the 29th of February
Leap year
the oly reason im summoing for topaz rn 17:52
When he placed sparkle on "repopulate the world", i was confused. But my o my did i get ENLIGHTEN. Truly the sin of lust 👏👏
Every characters that are short & petite is officially considered as children now. Btw, has he reacted to 2.3 characters drip marketing yet?
I mean he admits they're not he just sees them that way, which is fine. Different strokes for different folks and all that.
@@EyesDontCryI wasn't talking about Tectone. I was talking about the chat
@@plang-plang5035 chat is an amalgamation, your bound to find some silly shit in there I guess.
Someone is totally going to draw the Topaz NTR bit 100% bro. What have you done? XD
Dude how much can one man imagine like he's canonically an imaginary character
Bro, Teccy is cooking with this one
Can't wait for the r34 of tectone and robin
I knew this vid wasn't far...I had a feeling
This is genuinely the most funny and based tectone video I’ve ever seen, my stomach hurts so bad from laughing from some of the stuff you said 💀