In my professional opinion this is an absolute win whats better than one yandere, two that are willing to share you. The only problem is keeping them from killing each other.
Y'know, I used to think the valley girl trope was purely a stereotype, until I started driving Uber around the university campus. Can't say the valley girls have quite caught up on the game references 😂😂
These two don’t have half a brain between them, but they’re sweet enough to make up the difference. You and Juniper are great separately, but are always fantastic together. Loved the audio as always!
Loved by the Popular Girls?! I didn't think that was possible for someone like me! So good to see you both back for another Yandere script! This is gonna be stellar! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
When one of them is alone with you, you've got to reinforce her belief that she's the one who is meant to be with you and the other one is a jealous backstabber. With any luck, one will kill the other. After that, praise the survivor for saving you from the other one, confiding in her about how scared you were of the other one's monstrous behavior and how you're so relieved now to be able to hold the survivor in your arms and touch her beautiful face. When she unties you, do what's necessary.
This is easily the most confusing ASMR I’ve ever come across. It presents so many ideas for a straightforward ASMR video to be taken seriously, only to execute them all in a way that’s doesn’t make sense. It’s cluttered, it’s odd, and baffling, which is why it’s entertaining. If the goal was to be silly and comedic, we’ve found the clown princesses of this kind of video. It’s clear you two had fun, and that fun is contagious. ;)
Imagine waking up in an empty shopping mall in California, surrounded by the last few of the Beverly Hills troop… sorry, but this audio is so good, it deserves a story like this
Glad to see you back. Honestly I feel conflicted. I need companionship but I need to improve myself to the point of be desirable. Acknowledging that I need to improve myself is one thing. Being proactive is another. Especially since there's so much moving left to do. . .
thank you for the audio, Lady velvet and sir juniper. it is wonderful beyond my ability to put into words. many of the good chemicals and laughs were had because of this.
This was an interesting idea for an audio. Also, I have not heard of Juniper Justice before now, but I will give her channel a look because you two worked very well together! Awesome job!
forgive me if I missed something, but it's been a while since you and Sir Juniper did a co-op audio, most magnificent to see as you make a wonderful duo.
You're right, it has been awhile! Our schedules have been a little impossible to sync up lately; the only times we've been able to hang out over the past few months, we've been too tired from our day jobs to record anything. ^^; So actually getting to perform together was a treat!
While I am concerned about the drugging, being abducted, the restraints, the casual threats of violence, and the distinct chance of starving due to neglect, I do like being called a good boy.
"This was the most strangest sketching interaction i have ever been in that i can't even convince myself that this is a fever dream..." But for real, this was a great video.
I think I can twist this to my advantage. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Please don’t forget to feed and water your darling….😢. Lol whenever you and Juniper get together it’s absolutely hilarious!! Thank you for this this morning. You two are great 😅
Aw, bless their hearts. They are trying so hard. It is just precious. They almost had me with the Fallout... but now... Now I am equally fascinated, unsettled, and irritated. Oh hey, a three way. Tie! A three way tie.😐 Unfortunately, I have prepared for this. So, step one, escape tool. Wow, they didn't remove a single one. Did they not search me? Well, that's disappointing. Now, ropes off. Good knot work actually. But they were starting to chafe. And the camera is... oh there. Wave to the camera. Now. To fix that... daymn... leaking... pipe! What? I never once said I was leaving.😉 Wonderful performance, both of you. Thank you so much. 👏👍👋
oh great, look's like I'M the voice of the reason between then if we know eche other from a long time before this! I'm in charge without then noticing then
![T/W! Yandere Kafka Takes You Away! 0_0 [ASMR][Yandere][Manipulation]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c4dK-MOOj98/mqdefault.jpg)
Hey folks! Something went wrong with the premiere function today, so...no premiere, just an audio! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry! Still, I hope you enjoy the RP.
Don't worry about it
Pls make a sequel
You make me so shy…..☺️☺️
Imagine if they DID give him too much sleeping pills and he never woke up
@@uriel_valleI agree they should do a sequel
"We don't recognize Skyrim in this house"... ... them's fighting words.
So real.
"Being kidnapped by patrolling yanderes in the Mojave is almost enough for me to wish for a nuclear winter"
“Ladies please, all you had to say was fallout and I would be in the palm of your hands”
Fr
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Thank you dyslexia for turning
"Bakadere / bimbo girls" to "Baking deer / rambo grill"
Great, now I want venison.
Why did I understand this 😢😢.
What I would give to have this instead
Waking up to that New Vegas reference would make me think things were going to turn out way worse than they did.
"We don't acknowledge Skyrim in this house"
Me with over 4000 hours: "...I don't think this is arrangement is going to work out"
You and Juniper are such a great duo. This is going to be a real treat.
I hope you enjoy it! We had a lot of fun with this one.
Valley girl accent vanilla valvet audio isnt real, she cant hurt you
Valley girl vanilla velvet audio:
Can’t wait for the sequel when the guy breaks out of the bonds and prepares for them to get home…
It would be a great Home Alone type of thing
In my professional opinion this is an absolute win whats better than one yandere, two that are willing to share you. The only problem is keeping them from killing each other.
I honestly don't think these two are smart enough to kill each other...but I guess accidents happen!
Sounds like they might just kill you first due to lack of water/starvation lol
Y'know, I used to think the valley girl trope was purely a stereotype, until I started driving Uber around the university campus. Can't say the valley girls have quite caught up on the game references 😂😂
fun fact: The reason it's 18 karat is because while pure 24 karat gold may never corrode, 18 is actually better in terms of durability and jewelry
The bakadere yandere, a rare but great combination.
True! There should definitely be more out there; it's a fun combo!
You lost me at not acknowledging Skyrim but got me back at teh new Vegas quote. Curse your charm.
These two don’t have half a brain between them, but they’re sweet enough to make up the difference.
You and Juniper are great separately, but are always fantastic together. Loved the audio as always!
Mad respect for them choosing New Vegas over Skyrim.
I love when the bestgirls do a collab.
We do too! I wish we could pull it off more often.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio today the stars alligned and we have been blessed with the epic waifu collab.
Loved by the Popular Girls?!
I didn't think that was possible for someone like me!
So good to see you both back for another Yandere script!
This is gonna be stellar!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
Yeah, it's been awhile, huh? But I gotta get back to my roots! I hope you enjoy it!
Much love from my side of the pond, as always!
When one of them is alone with you, you've got to reinforce her belief that she's the one who is meant to be with you and the other one is a jealous backstabber. With any luck, one will kill the other. After that, praise the survivor for saving you from the other one, confiding in her about how scared you were of the other one's monstrous behavior and how you're so relieved now to be able to hold the survivor in your arms and touch her beautiful face. When she unties you, do what's necessary.
This is easily the most confusing ASMR I’ve ever come across. It presents so many ideas for a straightforward ASMR video to be taken seriously, only to execute them all in a way that’s doesn’t make sense. It’s cluttered, it’s odd, and baffling, which is why it’s entertaining. If the goal was to be silly and comedic, we’ve found the clown princesses of this kind of video. It’s clear you two had fun, and that fun is contagious. ;)
The voice acting is AMAZING🔥🔥🔥🔥
Aw, thank you!
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS!?!? I’m never leaving. Great video Vanilla!
The pastry stuff at the beginning has me both confused and hungry
The double act is just so precious! Love it
Love the collaboration! Thank you for the upload! ❤
Our pleasure!
Imagine waking up in an empty shopping mall in California, surrounded by the last few of the Beverly Hills troop… sorry, but this audio is so good, it deserves a story like this
Beautiful!
Tysm for filling my script + for your support on Patreon! You and Juniper did a lovely job. This was so cute!
🥺🥺🥺🥺
This is a great collaboration. The Vally Girl dialogue is a nice touch. Fantastic audio!
THE THUMBNAIL IS SO CUTE SUHVUSIV 💖💖
Ooo Bakadere I'm already sold
I hope you enjoy it!
7 minutes in and im trying my best not to laugh since its so early, loving it lmao
_"Straight C's ! 🦋✨️"_
@@VanillaVelvetAudio
I did not know valley girl yandere was something I wanted. Nice. Thanks so much Vel, Juniper and Matt ❤
The fact this made my body have a spasm of a reaction just from the video game reference thats how you know its acted perfectly.
My god... They made a New Vegas reference.....its enough to make a grown man cry
Glad to see you back. Honestly I feel conflicted. I need companionship but I need to improve myself to the point of be desirable. Acknowledging that I need to improve myself is one thing. Being proactive is another. Especially since there's so much moving left to do. . .
thank you for the audio, Lady velvet and sir juniper. it is wonderful beyond my ability to put into words.
many of the good chemicals and laughs were had because of this.
This was an interesting idea for an audio. Also, I have not heard of Juniper Justice before now, but I will give her channel a look because you two worked very well together! Awesome job!
Fantastic job, that was just fun all around. Thanks for posting it!
Glad you enjoyed it!
New Juniper collab??! Try not to be excited challenge (impossible)
I hope it lives up to your expectations! 💖
forgive me if I missed something, but it's been a while since you and Sir Juniper did a co-op audio, most magnificent to see as you make a wonderful duo.
You're right, it has been awhile! Our schedules have been a little impossible to sync up lately; the only times we've been able to hang out over the past few months, we've been too tired from our day jobs to record anything. ^^; So actually getting to perform together was a treat!
@VanillaVelvetAudio schedule mess can be quite the thing sometimes. I hope to hear the two of you together more in future.
I was half expecting one of two to go "OMG You are so fetch!"
Now this is something I never knew I wanted to listen to. Can’t wait 😌
I hope you like it!
💚The tag team duo of Velvet and Juniper at it again💚
Them: *banter*
Me: ... "How the hell did i manage to get kidnapped by these two idiots?"
they probably recive help from someone that took advanced from then for being idiots
Agreed with and extra thought " So this is how I'm going to die....wow I disappointed myself for this one"
My thoughts exactly
While I am concerned about the drugging, being abducted, the restraints, the casual threats of violence, and the distinct chance of starving due to neglect, I do like being called a good boy.
I usually get into these things pretty well but i can't decide if i should be pissed annoyed or amused. Damn good audio
You should make a part 2 to this i loved this! ❤❤ Keep up the good work ❤❤❤
If there's ever a sequel, maybe! We'll see!
@@VanillaVelvetAudioitd be amazing to see a sequel to this ❤❤
I had trouble sleeping to this because of the amazing voices I was about to die of laughter because of the like 90s highschool girls talking
Yes!!! You and Juniper again, let’s gooooo!!!
"This was the most strangest sketching interaction i have ever been in that i can't even convince myself that this is a fever dream..."
But for real, this was a great video.
7:26 “There’s a lady in my head that calls me studmuffin”
ff4m audios like this are the best!
I was waiting for the listener to get offered branzino. :) Such a lovely video. :)
Waking up to Skyrim and Fallout references would be fairly disarming.
12:20 tf did i just hear😂 this is different to come back too
I know 2 girl who have this exact same dynamic… well, minus the murder.
I adore this
I think I can twist this to my advantage. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
I didn't listen to this when it came out cause it's 4M but I decided to check it out on a whim and it's freakin hilarious
amazing job
stud.. hunk.. I don't mind.
just don't call me "stunk"
Perfect 👍
Wait, the other girl doesn’t like Skyrim references?! And with that she lost me. Untie me please!
Please don’t forget to feed and water your darling….😢.
Lol whenever you and Juniper get together it’s absolutely hilarious!! Thank you for this this morning. You two are great 😅
Painfully impressive.
Valley girl yandere!? Sounds intriguing.
I hope you like it!
I really love the valley girl accent ❤️❤️❤️
Aw, bless their hearts. They are trying so hard. It is just precious.
They almost had me with the Fallout... but now... Now I am equally fascinated, unsettled, and irritated. Oh hey, a three way. Tie! A three way tie.😐
Unfortunately, I have prepared for this. So, step one, escape tool. Wow, they didn't remove a single one. Did they not search me? Well, that's disappointing. Now, ropes off. Good knot work actually. But they were starting to chafe. And the camera is... oh there. Wave to the camera.
Now. To fix that... daymn... leaking... pipe!
What? I never once said I was leaving.😉
Wonderful performance, both of you. Thank you so much. 👏👍👋
what i should feel about the audio : 😍😱☺️
what i actually feel : 💅🏼💅🏼
Fork is just returning from the yandere skin walker audio and he is still recovering
It’s nice to be back
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 🌲
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Hope they come back with a smoothie
If I died and went to heaven only to hear angels talk like this, send me to hell please...
Fallout reference. Love it already.
Never thought starvation would be the way I go out, but here we are
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS GEM FROM VEL BEFORE RAHHHHH
*visible confusion*
u made me laugh. Thank you ❤
I'm gonna die between these two aren't I...
Yay Fallout reference 😊
W-WHAT HEATHENS!!?! SUCH SKYRIM DISRESPECT I CANNOT BEAR!!!! !! GET ME OUT! LET ME OUTTTTT!!!
Katie is the driver , Emma is accomplice.
I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OF SO MANY TIMES, well done
I would be terrified, but I'm too busy enjoying being fawned over... ^^'
Emma needs to keep Katy on a leash. Luckily they're both incapable of turning that into a double entendre.
Hearing them butcher the French in the beginning reminded me of the scene in Transformers where the mom says the same thing.
Jheeezuz I would've bit my tongue... I think I must be suuuuuper lame to get caught by these two.
Ah yes the bonsaur native to Mexico and Spain mortal enemy of the simonsaur
The listener listening to the first part of the audio like "what in the fuck am i listening to?"
Those two are definitely going to jail and answer for their crimes.
If I was in that situation, I'd be more worried if she forgets to feed me 😭
I love the accent you should do it more
Truth is...
*says in unison, as church bells ring in the background*
The game was rigged from the start ❤❤
Oho this is gonna be good hehehe 😅 lord have mercy
I hope you like it!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio oh it was brilliant. Great job love
So I can have Juniper in a duo audio and have references at every corner? Where do I sign for the full lesbian version, I need those good girl points
Omg Skyrim and new Vegas references
2:16
Damn my kidnappers have good taste
Not sure I could live with myself knowing I was kidnapped like this.
oh great, look's like I'M the voice of the reason between then if we know eche other from a long time before this!
I'm in charge without then noticing then
Nooooo, my reference!!!
2:17 yeah, this ain’t gonna work, I was up for it at first, but now I want you to take me home.
Double trouble inbound
[Cue Team Rocket theme]