Lmao at these comments that's true us women are smart and can figure out things but it's always good to get a male point of view and yes we know a guy is all the way on his bull and still fall for it cause we like them smh
He really is but I keep it simpler the homebody who truly loves you and want to be your husband. The second who wanna smash they love you but they aint the one for you perioddtt
Bruhhhhhhh!! You dropping that knowledge in this skit. Lmao. 5 Platonic Homeboys: 1. The Hey Sis Homeboy - he doesn't want you, he wants your brother. Friend zoned by default. 2. The Homeboy You Immediately Friend Zone - they're into you but you're not into them. Friend zoned because of your lack on interest. 3. The Homeboy You Consider Your Best friend/Homeboy/Partner - he flirts with you and says slick comments. 4. The Homeboy Bestie That Gives Great Advice - he encourages you to talk to the bad dude so you can come crying to him to eventually get the draws. 5. The Solid Homeboy Who Has Your Best Interest At Heart - doesn't flirt with you, doesn't say slick comments, and doesn't mislead you. But if presented the opportunity, he'll accept the offer.
@@alg.768 If he did get the info from that podcast what makes it theivery? I learn things from podcasts all the time and work them into my life/conversations. This content and that podcast's content are almost certainly different. Its thievery if you recognize something? All references are bad?
@@shihoblade did you listen to the entire podcast episode?? if not, please do and get back to me. if so, then you would see a big copyright notification on it.. it wasn't a reference it was specific content that was lifted.. COPYWRITTEN content.
@@alg.768 can't really steal a conversation a lot of people have had, the podcast is not the first place this conversation of platonic friends have been brought up. That's the equivalent of someone trying to copywrite a widely used slang, it's stupid
I had a lesbian friend and we been friends since high school and her girlfriend was out of town for 2 weeks and she Called me to come "fix" her problem and YOU DAMN RIGHT I slid in them draws.
@Tha Imperial I don't get into the politics, she was dating a guy in college and he proposed to her and she said yes.. a couple weeks later he was spotted in a gay club with another man and he confessed to being gay and was hoping being with her would change his interests.. after that happened she said fuck men and started dating women.
SweetButter GemiNine girl you are using logic and they aint trying to hear that 😂. Basically they are letting us know that they cant be trusted under any circumstance. 🤦🏾♀️ So if he tell you he want to be friends tell that nigga “pass” because he LYING! 🤣
Damn....she played her part so good i forgot about that bet until yall kings refreshed my memory lol....im king #5 btw...jah broke that part down with marksmen accuracy..cuz dat king #5 too😂😂😂
Females love a platonic relationship when it works in their favor, but can't deal with a dude that they like, putting them in the friend zone. Not to mention, a dude whose status and appearance changes for the better over time. Let that high school friend-boy come back home after five years and he has grown taller, more muscular, and is driving a nice car. That platonic nonsense will go right out the window.
"How did it get here?" I'll tell you. Because women don't understand the way we think. It's like this. You didn't order pizza, but the pizza delivery shows up at your spot asking if you want a free pizza, you take it. It's pizza. It may not be the best pizza in town but it's still pizza 😂🤣🤣🤣
The most truthful conversation ever lol. I had a conversation like this with a few of my homegirls and it ended the same way but I'm still close with all of them. Thanks for the laugh
not gonna lie once I figured smashing wasnt gonna happen with this one''friend'' I stopped reaching out to her. I wanted the buns at some point but she was not taking the bait.
As well they should ghost her why should they waste time making her comfortable for some other dude who won't buy her a two piece chicken and fries and drink. Yet she'll break her ass off to them in a news flash minute.
I honestly got offered the cakes by my homegirl I turned her down once. She offered again I smashed the absolute fuck out of her then ghosted her. She knew I had someone, I couldn't risk her diming me out to my fiancé.
Been number 5 numerous times in my life lol. Like, I've never even hinted at wanting the bunz or tried and since we hella cool they already know I get plenty of cakes, but if you offering them bunz, I'd be a fool to turn them down lol. That's gotta be in the Manlaw handbook somewhere!
Women act so slow when it comes to that like they don't know.. but they can have all the guy friends in the world but don't want u to have female friends 😂😂😂
“Hypothetically if you were to offer me your loins.. I would sauté them” 🗣💯% sold gold diamond incrusted Facts!!
Yes we need that
Thief
Definitely the best line. Another quotable
Hypothetically...
The loins this dude Jah hillarious
That skit felt like a real conversation, that’s good acting
Bro this is a real conversation he spittin nothing but facts that every woman isn't ready to hear.
@Curtis Sims 💯 he broke it down perfectly.
Damn right.
💯
@@SmoothLion78 yep yep
“If you are offering the cakes, I would have to partake” 😭😭😭 dude is a goat💯
DAMN STR8
All the fucking time i thought i was number 5 with my homegirl.. nope, i am Jah in this sitch😂
Had me crying lmao
I want that on a t-shirt
💯💯💯💯💯
This man belongs on the big screen!!!
Amen
💯💯
He's getting there!
Yea
I swear this guy is the modern day Shakespeare lol. So many good lines.
Couldn't have said it better myself
More like the hood Shakespeare.
Most definitely!
"If you offering the cakes,
Then I must partake "LMAOOOOO!!!!!
Facts
You can literally tell women the game and they STILL be in denial.
I swear, annoying af,
I think these chicks know what’s going on.. they just friendzoning these guys and pretend they don’t know wassup
Lol hell yea
That is so true..
nah...they just avoid accountability of it being mutual
Big Jah out here putting out documentaries. This ain’t comedy these are teachings!
And he got himself caught up and confused with it😂😂😂
He telling the truth. You know
FACTS BRUH NO CAP
"If you offering the cakes, imma have to partake."
Lmfao fuckin Partake
Partake facts
😂😂
11:06 He had to think about that for a minute there?😂😂😂😂😂😂
He done fucked up his chances to smash his female homie.
“If you offer me your loins, I’ll have to sautéed them....” Greatest quote ever! 😂😂😂😂😂
I agree with you on that one lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Its the picnic one for me lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣 big facts 😭😭😭😭😭🍾🍾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
@@dalegreen9353 I agree with bro! "If I put my hot dog in your bun, then it's a picnic" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That 💧 droplet sound effect after Bigg homie said slide in, had me crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Hell yeah
For real! 😂😂😂😂
Every female needs a friend like him to keep all the way real about what guys really think or true intentions are
They'll use that truth against you to return to square one.
Women can know a nigga intentions and still fall for it it dont matter
Rare Moon truuuu. Same way we know women and still fall for it 😂😂
Lmao at these comments that's true us women are smart and can figure out things but it's always good to get a male point of view and yes we know a guy is all the way on his bull and still fall for it cause we like them smh
"That dude don't want you he want your brother"
LMAO 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
AYO
Y
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This wasn't acting. This was a real convo. A camera just happened to be recording. 🤣🤣
It really felt like that too
No cap😂😂
Facts
big facts
All camera angles too
He’s speaking the truth so many women don’t understand this 💯
Shid I was taking notes.......I have several homies.....or so I thought......hmmmmmm
Nah they do, they just wanna play dumb so they can act surprised after they get glazed
They do
He really is but I keep it simpler the homebody who truly loves you and want to be your husband. The second who wanna smash they love you but they aint the one for you perioddtt
@@jayj4273 100000%
"If you're offering the cakes, I will have to partake in that"
Who else died on that ? LMAOOO
Spud Montoute if you offer the buns I will glaze em down had me 💀
I was weak, he did say be honest.
I’m still on the floor LMAO 😂😂😂
I did I fell out on that
Damn booger popped out me nose lol
The 100 different ways this dude can say he's about to do some work on the buns is top quality content 🤣
This ain’t a skit it’s a PSA 😂 all facts Bigg Jah
Truth!!!!!😂
Facts!!!!
"If you offer me the buns, ima glaze em down" 🤣🤣 this concept is spot on! 👏🏾
Love that line
Yes
"If u bring the buns to the hot dog.... It's a picnic"
"If you offer me the buns.... I'm glaze em down" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂oh shit
@@johnstewart9617 he be on point wit the metaphors & similies
If that's a picnic then what is a cookout? 🤔🤔🤔
This man giving away secrets 😂
No secrets this is how women waste men time
@@shuntarhodes9827 facts!
He’s not giving up secrets he puttin peeps on to game out here
Lmfaooo the crazy part is everything he said was 100% true
Blu_Ice_392 ALL STRAIGHT FACTS!!!
Fucking FACTS 👍
Facts
Factuals
This conversation probably happened in real life with them or him and someone else. There was nothing really Skittish about this one!!
"If you're offering a bun for my hotdog, well then we have a picnic." Lmao
"IF YOU WERE TO OFFER THE LOINS I WOULD SAUTEE THEM." - BIG JAHH GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD!!!!!!
I agree with you
Yooo lmao, that joint had me weak!
Most conversations that men have with women end with the man saying to himself “how did we get here”😂😂😂
Yo this is comedy, but everything he said about the 5 platonic friends is true, 100%!!!
"He gone stick around. And when you get vulnerable, he gone slide in. *drip*"
That little drip sound took me out!!
@@teresastrouble1332 It made me cringe and giggle at the same time!
😂😂😂 funniest part
Oh that sound effect killed me
😭😭😭😭
These conversations are needed in today's climate. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Word so maybe I Getta chance
I swear! 😂
This re-came into my feed...still hilarious! 🤣
She definitely owed $50 in the skit!
Jah: "If you offer the cakes, I will have to partake." Classic.
This needs to be on a tshirt lol
Vaughn got me weak ASF. I would have to partake in that😂😂😂
Bruhhhhhhh!! You dropping that knowledge in this skit. Lmao.
5 Platonic Homeboys:
1. The Hey Sis Homeboy - he doesn't want you, he wants your brother. Friend zoned by default.
2. The Homeboy You Immediately Friend Zone - they're into you but you're not into them. Friend zoned because of your lack on interest.
3. The Homeboy You Consider Your Best friend/Homeboy/Partner - he flirts with you and says slick comments.
4. The Homeboy Bestie That Gives Great Advice - he encourages you to talk to the bad dude so you can come crying to him to eventually get the draws.
5. The Solid Homeboy Who Has Your Best Interest At Heart - doesn't flirt with you, doesn't say slick comments, and doesn't mislead you. But if presented the opportunity, he'll accept the offer.
He stole this shit from the Pill and Jaded Show Podcast... from the Episode called Platonic or Moronic (the 5 Exceptions). Dude is a content theif.
@@alg.768 I wouldn't know. I watch more content in the manosphere than here. I'm just here for a good laugh.
@@alg.768 If he did get the info from that podcast what makes it theivery? I learn things from podcasts all the time and work them into my life/conversations. This content and that podcast's content are almost certainly different. Its thievery if you recognize something? All references are bad?
@@shihoblade did you listen to the entire podcast episode?? if not, please do and get back to me. if so, then you would see a big copyright notification on it.. it wasn't a reference it was specific content that was lifted.. COPYWRITTEN content.
@@alg.768 can't really steal a conversation a lot of people have had, the podcast is not the first place this conversation of platonic friends have been brought up. That's the equivalent of someone trying to copywrite a widely used slang, it's stupid
Can we PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get season 2 of the lesbian homie 🤦🏽♂️😂
FACTS
Yess
No bull sh@t.....
I am patiently waiting for it too....
Facts
He said he’s working on it. Dude likes to write and work out his scripts. It takes time. You want another classic or you want a rushed product?
Spot on Jah. Buns are always on the menu, even the hidden menu.
"If you were to want me to put my hotdog in your buns ... Then its a Picnic" ROFLOL
This was the best part.
best part of the skit by far
Shit took me out 😭
"If you offer me the buns, ima glaze em down" 😭😭😭
I read your comment as he said it 😂
Glaze dem down😂
@@nextgenownage 😂😂😂😂
@@laforrestroxbury9909 😂😂😂😂
And this is why you can’t talk about everything with your female homies, emotions take over and ruin a conversation..... But she still owe you $50
She trying to be slick walking out like that. Better CashApp that bread!!!!
Facts
Facts. You keep your thoughts for yourself. Wait for the offer just in case🙈
Fax
😂🤣😂
"My hot dog, your buns, then it's a picnic..." 😂😂😂😂
That analogy at the end with the pizza was on point!
That was lit. I love Kinigra's energy in her acting. She gets in full character. Preciate dis big homie!
Yea she shows out when she has a part everytime
I'm not sure. She does have good energy but her character is always the same to me. I don't see diversity. With Diversity she would way better.
Quality Cakes to be glazed, the loins that have to be sautéed, the buns with the hot dog make a picnic😆😆😆 these metaphors and word play😆😆
Damn right
bul got bars
I had a lesbian friend and we been friends since high school and her girlfriend was out of town for 2 weeks and she Called me to come "fix" her problem and YOU DAMN RIGHT I slid in them draws.
@Tha Imperial Lesbian in denial.
@Tha Imperial 😂 facts!
Fuckn right
@Tha Imperial I don't get into the politics, she was dating a guy in college and he proposed to her and she said yes.. a couple weeks later he was spotted in a gay club with another man and he confessed to being gay and was hoping being with her would change his interests.. after that happened she said fuck men and started dating women.
Is she with you now....?
She just got out of paying your $50. That was her intention. You’ll get the buns later. It always happens, never fails.
She sure did get out of paying him. Good catch! Lol
Lmao I forgot all about the money
"If you're offering the cakes, I will have to partake"
This needs to be a shirt
Lmfao
This was a real conversation that turned into a skit. 😆 🤣 😂 dope.
"I'd probably partake in that..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Um.... Why is this channel not a sitcom on a network!? Best line: "if you offering the loins I'ma saute em". And that's hypothetically!🤣🤣🤣
I agrer
I also agrer
“If I put my hotdog with your buns,... there’s a picnic there”!
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead
😂😂😂😂😂
WAIT FOR THE PREMIERE TO DROP OR WATCH THE SKETCH NOW ON THE BIGG JAH APP! 2DAMAX!!!
What's up Jah!💯✌️💯
❤❤
Here’s a chance for a great to
Movie
Congratulations Big Jah!!!🖤🖤😍🖤
“What’s the fourth one” “mr.5”😂😂
Homeboy aint say nun wrong
Women dont understand, they get offended
nah we get it; it's just frustrating when you pair so well as friends w/ someone but they secretly don't want that, they just want a test ride 😅
This is why we lie. They cant handle the truth.
SweetButter GemiNine girl you are using logic and they aint trying to hear that 😂. Basically they are letting us know that they cant be trusted under any circumstance. 🤦🏾♀️ So if he tell you he want to be friends tell that nigga “pass” because he LYING! 🤣
@@EbsMileHighAdventure I mean logically you can be friends. But if you offer the buns then...
@@EbsMileHighAdventure Just don't offer and stay friends, then thats what it'll be. Technically you are supposed to be friends first any😜...ijs.
That "slide in" water drop sound effect. 😂
"Say no to war, but yes to the YAMS!!!".....👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Anyone here in 2024🙋♂️
Yep right here!!
This man is on point with the psychological lolololol “it’s a picnic then” She’LLC be back for it
“So, you be lookin at my cakes?!”
“NEVER IN LIFE but, just now...”
I died 😂😂😂
She played jah, she walked out without paying him lol.
NEver in Life is the new one! This dude is a genius!
Jorel Byssainthe lowkey
Yoooo jah you ain't never lied!!!! That's the truth big bro..TELL THEY ASSSS!!!
😂"hypothetically if your was to offer the loins I would saute them"💀 my guy. Big jahh funny as hell💪🏽
Lol! Jahh is putting her on game, basically giving her the guy code and she be being in denial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
On God😂
I told my ex literally the same thing and she didn't believe me smh.
Giving away all the Jewels!! Crazy!
So true👍🏾👍🏾
This is what everyone knows but everyone isn't real enough to say it!
Well said
Preach.
naw this is textbook "wats understood dont need to be explained" issa pointless conversation
Female friend definition: A woman you havent smashed YET!
I dunno why girls deny this
Mane said, “Yea Ima Partake In That” im dead🤣🤣
Fuckin Partake😂😂😂😂
She think she slick just got out of paying dat $50 real quick😂😂😂
She sure did 😂😂😂😂😂
She played him!!
Same thing I saying
Damn....she played her part so good i forgot about that bet until yall kings refreshed my memory lol....im king #5 btw...jah broke that part down with marksmen accuracy..cuz dat king #5 too😂😂😂
@@strokejohns1821 I like how you use the word king my G
So she just walked out on a bet and didn't give up them buns. Damn!
she smart, keeping that 50 dollars and made him feel like trash lol
That's exactly how bitches do. She found a reason to get mad at him and storm out.
I straight forgot. She owe my mans $50.
@@Tyler_ThaTruth she with the shenanigans
@GROWN WOMAN I ain't never heard of culture vultures but shit if it fits it fits.
The realest conversation ever 💯💯💯💯💯 u deserve a huge check for your work my guy 💪🏽
Real talk
Females love a platonic relationship when it works in their favor, but can't deal with a dude that they like, putting them in the friend zone. Not to mention, a dude whose status and appearance changes for the better over time. Let that high school friend-boy come back home after five years and he has grown taller, more muscular, and is driving a nice car. That platonic nonsense will go right out the window.
Facts
This is actually true the 5types of platonic friends
This exactly how trying to explain something to a woman be like.
I swear if the convo ain't going their way they try to turn it back on you smh! 😂😂😂
For real. No matter what topic its always that way.
Spot on, SPOT ON!!!
Look at how many times she was saying "no that's not" as he was really telling her some factual real life information.
Maxx Barzz on god lol
This dude and his crew are talented and gifted!! Great stuff man!!
You got quality cakes 😂😂😂😂😂😂bruh crazy he on point tho
When he called the third category dudes some busters I almost cried laughing. This was a good accurate skit. This is exactly how guys think and talk.
"How did it get here?" I'll tell you. Because women don't understand the way we think. It's like this. You didn't order pizza, but the pizza delivery shows up at your spot asking if you want a free pizza, you take it. It's pizza. It may not be the best pizza in town but it's still pizza 😂🤣🤣🤣
💯💯
More factuals
Facts
On god
Thank you, I'm boxing that pizza out.
11:30 She just used his own argument to get out paying him that $50. It was so smooth he didn’t even catch it when she left all fake offended.
The message was clear as day and it makes sense.
I wish I had the funds. This dude and all the other homies would have a friggin movie! Sheeit, a SERIES of movies! Keep it rollin’ Bigg Jah!!
Yes, they need a series or a good as movie.
It can happen. Fuck Hollywood
The Platonic Homie rules are one of the best inventions
Yes indeed
For women it is because it gives them options
@@donnyjones6717 ,Options from the friendzone
I got a bunch of guy friends
Jah: they all plotting
Me: Thank you!!!
Question is....has any of them had the opportunity to partake?
This was a great lesson to learn here,notes were definitely taken 💯
“If you offered me the cakes!
Im going to partake”.😂
This proves weman dont want absolute honesty, they want mind readers.
Facts!!!
Hustle Organics yes please it would make thing simple
If we are friends then be a friend😳
Triple A GiftBox then she wouldn’t offer
Thats real bro!!
The most truthful conversation ever lol. I had a conversation like this with a few of my homegirls and it ended the same way but I'm still close with all of them. Thanks for the laugh
So they got upset but they didn't cut you off?
This sounded so real i forgot they were even acting😂
That’s real talk. This didn’t seem like they was acting! This seemed like a real conversation.
And this is why yo girl don't want you to have female friends 😂😂😂
“If you offer me the buns imma glaze them down, just because!” 🤣🤣🤣
10:28 "If you're offering the cakes, I will have to partake"😂😂😂 Episode 2😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Partaker😂😂😂😂
He saying all facts 💯
"I would sauté them"😂😂😂😂
That was my favorite line. 🤣😂
“Picnic” 😂😂😂 im over here sooo dead! “Hotdog in your buns” so childish 😂😂😂
Lmfaooo
She Hit you with the reverse psychology and I left out with the $50 that she owed
"If you let my hot dog in your buns, it would be a picnic "
Hilarious
🌭 🤣
He is holding class for the ladies, will they hear him??
Brother, this is the truth all women and men need to hear!!! The content is on point!!
"....But if you OFFFERING i'll have to partake" 😂😂😂😂
Bigg Jah should be on the big screen. Fine actor.
I've told chicks to tell all their guy friends that they'll never have a chance and watch how many completely ghost her.
not gonna lie once I figured smashing wasnt gonna happen with this one''friend'' I stopped reaching out to her. I wanted the buns at some point but she was not taking the bait.
Facts I been on both ends of the spectrum
As well they should ghost her why should they waste time making her comfortable for some other dude who won't buy her a two piece chicken and fries and drink. Yet she'll break her ass off to them in a news flash minute.
@@michaeltruthson6262 all facts spoken lol
I honestly got offered the cakes by my homegirl I turned her down once. She offered again I smashed the absolute fuck out of her then ghosted her. She knew I had someone, I couldn't risk her diming me out to my fiancé.
"The he's gonna slide in 💦ploop!" Hilarious and the TRUTH
Hypothetically is Latin for "I'm just saying".
Im jus sayin doe
“THEN ITS A PICNIC” LOL 🤣
"If you were to offer me your loins, I would saute' them." 😂 "If you offer me the buns, I'm gonna glaze 'em down." 😂
Lmao had me rollin"
If you offering the buns I'mma have to partake
Facts 💯
Been number 5 numerous times in my life lol. Like, I've never even hinted at wanting the bunz or tried and since we hella cool they already know I get plenty of cakes, but if you offering them bunz, I'd be a fool to turn them down lol. That's gotta be in the Manlaw handbook somewhere!
Factz lol 😂
page 3
Big 5 gang 😂
"Avalon u've got quality cakes,
so u've been looking at my cakes "🎂
Women act so slow when it comes to that like they don't know.. but they can have all the guy friends in the world but don't want u to have female friends 😂😂😂
They know, it's just an act. They like the attention dudes give them.
Facts!!
Facts!
Right