Well this was just adorable. Neko listener wanted to be a brave baby and just wants to make their mother proud. Excellent writing here on showing the bond they have!
I was just minding my business walking down the street THST I OWN AND NOBODY ELSE! then I saw this squirrel that has the AUDACITY TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES! so I chased it up this tree and I got stuck!
Imagine being a cat that wants to climb tree and not stay inside being spa pampered like the neko-prince I want to be. Just no work, no responsibilities, just meow meow
This would have been so much easier if you hadn't insisted on trimming my nails so short. How am I supposed to get any kind of grip with claws like these?
Mrrreow! meow! Um, I kinda got stuck up here, and I can't get down. Yeah, that's what my last owner said, I'll get you a punching bag. Sure. Alright, Fine, I'll come down. Whoaaa! Oof! Meow... My head hurts now. I don't think I can do it.
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Okay, so the tree climbing didn't impress her.
Tomorrow, plan B, knocking things off counters.
Well this was just adorable. Neko listener wanted to be a brave baby and just wants to make their mother proud. Excellent writing here on showing the bond they have!
I like to imagine the listener just replies with "meow" every time.
Same
In the markiplier voice
@@Pan7578 God that would be hilarious! 😂
Meow
The speaker is actually a schizophrenic and she hasn't been taking her meds
I like how you unconsciously end everything very long "I'm cominguh" "ill catch you if you falluh" I love it
Fake, you persistently expand the horizons of what I dig on.
How dare you make me like being referred to as a kitten.
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I would get stuck in so many trees if it meant I would be called "good kitty."
Such a crispy voice, it's sooo soothing
Hey I don't remember writing-- oh wait, it was you. Damn, my neko-itis has been infecting everyone, hasn't it?
Yeah i think i got nekosis from you 😅
It's been a hot minute since our last dose of neko listener. I've started missing being called kitten.
Never thought I'd write that sentence.
Discord could do that for you
Reminds me of that video which is they huskey on the roof "HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE"
Because I really like your roof!
Oh yea. Neko time
Looks like I meowed up the wrong tree. But at least I get headpats when I come down. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Her : your not a scaredey cat
Me: …..umm tree…stuck
Fantastic audio fake I hope you are doing well today 🐱
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM
GREGORY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE!!??
I was just minding my business walking down the street THST I OWN AND NOBODY ELSE! then I saw this squirrel that has the AUDACITY TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES! so I chased it up this tree and I got stuck!
This cat stereotype about loving salmon will not stand! (It's completely true salmon is my favorite food)
"what are you doing up there?"
me: cat things -v-
Pretty much the story of every time I attempted to climb a tree here.
Imagine being a cat that wants to climb tree and not stay inside being spa pampered like the neko-prince I want to be.
Just no work, no responsibilities, just meow meow
Remember me...
@@_Spong101_ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ thank you for the weird comments
@@Minglesmoot your welcome
It was me Bary. I whispered at super speed about that script so you thought you made it !
😮 to far buy the poor neko cheap tablet so he can read. You have him reading classic books with paper! how droll.
Good day everyone
Reminds me of my kitten many years ago, she'd scare the crap outa me whe she'd climb 40ft up!
I dont know this sounds like a personal experience to me
🐱
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM I'M THE QUEEN OF UNSAFE
Goofy ahhh dingly cat
You ever see that video of the turtle climbing a power pole.
*insert Dragon Ball joke*
This would have been so much easier if you hadn't insisted on trimming my nails so short. How am I supposed to get any kind of grip with claws like these?
Mother help i got stuck in tree
Me : uhh .. Meow 🥺🥺
Maybe neko wanted to be in the tree.
Mrrreow! meow! Um, I kinda got stuck up here, and I can't get down. Yeah, that's what my last owner said, I'll get you a punching bag. Sure. Alright, Fine, I'll come down. Whoaaa! Oof! Meow... My head hurts now. I don't think I can do it.
Scuse me, but I climb for fun all of the time.
I honest to God would have just climbed the tree to act as a guide if someone got stuck
YOU ENDED THE POST WITH A VINCE MCMAHON QUOTE?! FAKE THE WRESTLING FAN?!
Heeeeelp I’m stuck!!!! ;^;
Why do you sound like solid snake
why do you owe me $3? ko-fi.com/fakeasmr