Some can even speak human language whether it be physically like Meowth, Kartana, and Slowbro or telepathically like Lucario, Zorua, Lugia, Mewtwo, and more. Heck Latias and Ash's Bayleef show they can even have crushes on humans.
@jacksmith-vs4ct They don't truly comprehend what they're saying. Pokemon have a true and actual understanding of the English language, they just can't speak it, for the most part.
Moment Makari said “I hope I don’t regret this” that’s when I started laughing my ass off because I already knew the end result was gonna be gloriously funny.
This man has gotten so much mileage out of this single video, and he just did it on a whim, he doesn’t actually care that much about Pokémon. He just did something he figured it’d be funny and now is the one thing everyone knows him by who doesn’t watch his channel. Most of his videos now we’re just time lapses of his drawings in his commentary over it, but the art itself is insanely good I highly recommend you following him on deviantart and other art site’s he advertises on because goddamn his monster girl art is the pinnacle of what a monster girls should be
Harkness Test: 1. Does it have human intelligence (or "greater")? 2. Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language? 3. Is it of sexual maturity for it's species?
Hey guys, did you know that... in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
don't forget about Putting Potential in Your Partner (by the same incredible madman) on top of that you should have listened to his final words in credits section
Makari, you can only blame yourself for the Vulpix part. you really though they wouldn't say something unhinged when introducing a talking pokemon, IN THE VIDEO ABOUT DOING THE POKEMON
Vulpix can pass the harkniss test because going from a Vulpix to a Ninetails is not always a sign of age/maturity, just experience or a firestone. Prime example, Ash's Pikachu.
Technically nobody in the Pokémon series has actually married a Pokémon. It's implied they used to but that's because humans in the Pokémon universe share a common ancestor with Pokémon so they were literally once the same thing. And not to defend people who make things like this or people using the Harkness test on Pokémon, but evolution does not equal age. Evolution is a separate process. We see elderly Treecko in the anime, so it's implied Pokémon only evolve when they fulfill the conditions to evolve. Also Pokémon would 100% be as popular without all the smut it already proved that when it first released. This is a franchise ultimately not aimed at adults, they are a small percent of the franchise's actual audience.
A pokemons evolution stage does not determine its age. There was an old treeko that never evolved in the anime. In fact it was this bit of evidence that allowed a Nidoking to beat the allegations when he was caught in a daycare with a female Nidoran and an egg.
Stop being such a drama queen. Evolution doesn't determine a Pokemon's age. And Vulpix doesn't evolve by leveling up, ya need a fire stone. She could be a perfectly mature Vulpix.
You really need to watch Drunkoak's videos, but you absolutely must watch them in order from the beginning. There is a story about a kirlia and her dad that goes on throughout the videos and watching them out of order will ruin it (and make my ocd explode). And make sure to turn on the captions, all the dialogue is in Korean.
DrunkOak's entire hidden epic side-stories about Dialga/Palkia fighting over the true meaning of pokemon fan content, as well as the family drama slice of life tale that is the Kirlia family tree are great. It's all hah hah silly 1-minute joke and brief fanservice drawing, but then you can piece together like 4 major recurrent storylines through the whole thing.
also... so long as the mental factors of the creature are high enough to classify them as a part of personhood and not a part of beasthood then it ISN'T classified as bestiality...
"I want to breed every eveelution." "Hah, funny story, you actually get all the different ones by giving them different element stones, not by breeding!" "I know what I said." -A real conversation between me and my wife.
You would think I'd have a crush on Jesse from Team Rocket, but her stupidly overdone giant hairdo always ruined it for me, and that fact persists to this day. Now Sabrina, on the other hand...
As if this isn't bad enough, Prof. Harkness is literally giving away his children. Unless I'm mistaken, the vulpix is the daughter of him and the ninetails.
This was definitely a funny timing for this to be the first stream I watched. Out of all the time to have some time to watch streams, this had to be when I started watching theirs. How ridiculous
The leaks were leaks of scrapped ideas I'm pretty sure and they were focused on just Typhlosion because of the real life mythology around the animal. It's all sorts of non-canon. BUT we HAVE KNOWN for almost 20 years now that humans and Pokemon have canonically been wedded in the past (revealed in Gen 4).
2:52 eh, I was more of a Yugioh Fan, so Dark Magician Girl was my First Fictional Crush ...... and with more Time and Internet, came more and the Latest being Delta, and I'm 24 now 😅
You should do a video where you'll look at a list of pokemon and say you'll either smash or pass. You can not deny the fact that there are some very attractive pokemon out there.
Keep in mind this video was before the Vaporeon rant and I find it funny Vaporeon isn’t with the other Eevee’s. Shoot, this was before Joker Lopunny meme.
People think pokemon look good, you should've seen some of the Minomonsters. Real talk, that old free game for the iphone was animated so good it could've been an anime if given the chance.
As much as we keep forgetting or just straight up ignore relationships between humans and pokemon at least in the games and possibly also in the anime aren’t illegal. I mean they aren’t the most common relationships with only a handful of dialogue referencing it but it’s still something that if someone in the pokemon world saw wouldn’t call the police over.
to answer the question of populity. yes. Pokemon would still be as big and popular as it currently is. and honestly it could be a lot less toxic as well, if porn never existed or got as fucked as it did. Pokemon is a children's franchise, high schoolers and young adults just bastardized the franchise with porn drawings and online musings of nastiness, etc. I also think it could be a lot less toxic in the same way that alot of older aged fans disliking the current meta, calling it out for how cheap it's become, or how it doesn't do anything different anymore, etc. we'd get a lot less of that simply because you have adults not playing the games as opposed to the kids Pokemon is actually aimed for. hell for all we know with it being for kids, I wouldn't be shocked if parents paid more for it making it more profitable as a franchise than it is now since we have adults slowly losing interest to even buy their kids Pokemon games anymore. a lot of things could be different when it comes to the idea that porn made it popular imo though.
in regards to the Vulpix talking, I think Makari meant to say Cotton Tail, not Cotton Mouth. As in CottontailVA seeing as she's the only +18 VA called Cotton that I can think of and that I'm familiar with. I could be wrong but w/e
i can't tell if makari has seen the dolphin jelly meme set or not... it's like a 50-50... and if they haven't then someone NEEDS to show them it... they will either explode or cringe... maybe even both...
Every pokemon actually passes the Harkness test. They can all understand and comprehend human speech and have the intelligence to act accordingly.
Some can even speak human language whether it be physically like Meowth, Kartana, and Slowbro or telepathically like Lucario, Zorua, Lugia, Mewtwo, and more. Heck Latias and Ash's Bayleef show they can even have crushes on humans.
uhhh that might be an issue as some dog can talk using buttons lol
@jacksmith-vs4ct They don't truly comprehend what they're saying. Pokemon have a true and actual understanding of the English language, they just can't speak it, for the most part.
Except slowpoke cause that's the dumbest Pokémon ever
@@jacksmith-vs4ct Dogs don't have a full comprehension of the words, they just make word sound associations.
Aw, she skipped the end...those people trying to tell her to watch to the end tried in vain...
Sadly… so many people reacting to this video skip the end…
Yeah, the Vulpix stitching up his pants after telling him to take them off is wholesome. (It’s just a picture with word bubble, but still)
So many people are used to clicking out once it looks like the credits are rolling, and I’m no exception
Moment Makari said “I hope I don’t regret this” that’s when I started laughing my ass off because I already knew the end result was gonna be gloriously funny.
i had the exact same thought
Im sad that she didn't wait for him to reveal the voice of the sexualy aggressive animal. XD
It's a Vulpix!
Fr tho, tiny excited aggressive gal is wonderful
Ironically the battle advice is actually good because unlike in the game the anime meta is way more flexible...
This man has gotten so much mileage out of this single video, and he just did it on a whim, he doesn’t actually care that much about Pokémon.
He just did something he figured it’d be funny and now is the one thing everyone knows him by who doesn’t watch his channel.
Most of his videos now we’re just time lapses of his drawings in his commentary over it, but the art itself is insanely good I highly recommend you following him on deviantart and other art site’s he advertises on because goddamn his monster girl art is the pinnacle of what a monster girls should be
Should also Watch the Daitomodachi Harkness Video Interview 😂😂😂
@ I have 😆
Makari: why are they so hot
Me: *points gun* always have been
7:00 Do you know what's funny? Vaporeon isn't there! Haha!! This was made before the copypasta gets popular
"You know, the eevee evolutions are really popular..."
They fucking knew
Neither is jolteon
Her reaction to the Vulpix has me cackling😂. I hope she sees the part 2
wait...what you mean part two...theres a part two
@@nekon_ravenfox yup
Wait there's a part 2? Is it literally named part 2?
@@NoctisVigil "puting potential into your partner"
There's a part 2??
How do you call a Gay Eeveelution?
Lesbeon! 😅
INAFF
Nice one lol
I'm having horrifying flashbacks to the lesbeon r34. That's a real thing
"Maybe they'll subvert our expectations!"
Famous last words.
Well, she was going on about "DO NOT *** THE VULPIX!"... And then it turned out to be the Vulpix going to *** HIM, so... Kind of a subversion??
Harkness Test:
1. Does it have human intelligence (or "greater")?
2. Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language?
3. Is it of sexual maturity for it's species?
Makari as a Muscle Mommy version of Jessie top notch. 👍🏻
😊😊Glad somebody else said it
Btw, Pokemon are all technically sentient and sapient to a degree, therefore cannot be categorized as animals
Hey guys, did you know that...
in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
The good ending
When you press read more
And dont regret it!
don't forget about
Putting Potential in Your Partner (by the same incredible madman)
on top of that you should have listened to his final words in credits section
3:18 Editor: no. I don't think I will.
A modern hero
Makari, you can only blame yourself for the Vulpix part. you really though they wouldn't say something unhinged when introducing a talking pokemon, IN THE VIDEO ABOUT DOING THE POKEMON
Counterpoint to Jessie, Makari:
Officer Jenny... also Lorelei.
Vulpix can pass the harkniss test because going from a Vulpix to a Ninetails is not always a sign of age/maturity, just experience or a firestone. Prime example, Ash's Pikachu.
So many suspiciously LOUD moments of silence in this one...
Gotta say though? 10:56 is actually an EXTREMELY good nugget of philosophy.
My first ever fictional character crush was MingMing from beyblade. Specifically the cute version.
Technically nobody in the Pokémon series has actually married a Pokémon. It's implied they used to but that's because humans in the Pokémon universe share a common ancestor with Pokémon so they were literally once the same thing. And not to defend people who make things like this or people using the Harkness test on Pokémon, but evolution does not equal age. Evolution is a separate process. We see elderly Treecko in the anime, so it's implied Pokémon only evolve when they fulfill the conditions to evolve.
Also Pokémon would 100% be as popular without all the smut it already proved that when it first released. This is a franchise ultimately not aimed at adults, they are a small percent of the franchise's actual audience.
1:44 "Do, knot the lopbuny"! Assignment confirmed
gardevoir
god of war
i heard both when she was mentioned and i know people have made art of it
Yo how did they perfectly capture me as a vulpix
As a partner Pokémon right?
@@chaoscontroller316oh you poor soul, of course not.
@@chaoscontroller316
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A pokemons evolution stage does not determine its age. There was an old treeko that never evolved in the anime. In fact it was this bit of evidence that allowed a Nidoking to beat the allegations when he was caught in a daycare with a female Nidoran and an egg.
Stop being such a drama queen. Evolution doesn't determine a Pokemon's age. And Vulpix doesn't evolve by leveling up, ya need a fire stone. She could be a perfectly mature Vulpix.
This is confirmed during the R/S/E series of the show when they showed that elderly Treeko that needed a walking stick.
*It doesn't count if the Pokemon hits on my first...probably.*
Ah its always so funny to see Plague pop up mysteriously
You really need to watch Drunkoak's videos, but you absolutely must watch them in order from the beginning. There is a story about a kirlia and her dad that goes on throughout the videos and watching them out of order will ruin it (and make my ocd explode). And make sure to turn on the captions, all the dialogue is in Korean.
DrunkOak's entire hidden epic side-stories about Dialga/Palkia fighting over the true meaning of pokemon fan content, as well as the family drama slice of life tale that is the Kirlia family tree are great. It's all hah hah silly 1-minute joke and brief fanservice drawing, but then you can piece together like 4 major recurrent storylines through the whole thing.
Oh boy, watching this in the final days of NNN is really making it tough.
Sigh, you missed the end. The Pokémon was not saying suggestive things- the trainer was hearing things in a dirty way.
Yeah they do that a lot not checking the ends of videos to make sure there's nothing else there
I would have said Pixar mom from the waist down but hey you do you
also... so long as the mental factors of the creature are high enough to classify them as a part of personhood and not a part of beasthood then it ISN'T classified as bestiality...
1:31 makari, I’ve caught a little Pokémon
You can't fathom how happy I am about you watching this
God dammit, Plague!
is that my boy plageue of gripes?
Been a while.
Ruining my day? You MADE my day your reaction was HILARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, they are. Also, this was an awakening for quite a lot of people
Yep, everyone loses it after the Vulpix talks for the first time. No one ever expects that thing to talk and then say something so unhinged.
Also those thoughts aren't intrusive. They're dominant and very much on purpose.
7:42 ahh… Primarina tmuuuuuyyyy… must blow Razz Berries on it & use Last Resort bc I don't have any other options.
"I want to breed every eveelution."
"Hah, funny story, you actually get all the different ones by giving them different element stones, not by breeding!"
"I know what I said."
-A real conversation between me and my wife.
"Mysterious (and sexy) pokemon"
Advert begins"Stop!"
Perfect time. ^.^
You would think I'd have a crush on Jesse from Team Rocket, but her stupidly overdone giant hairdo always ruined it for me, and that fact persists to this day. Now Sabrina, on the other hand...
Indeed, also James is cute too ngl (yes homo)
Absol has been my favorite pokemon since it was introduced and this video made me look at myself sideways.
The things I would do to that Lopunny. You have no idea.
As if this isn't bad enough, Prof. Harkness is literally giving away his children. Unless I'm mistaken, the vulpix is the daughter of him and the ninetails.
I love this animation i found it so funny.
Ah. You’ve finally been lead to Plague of Gripes
This was definitely a funny timing for this to be the first stream I watched. Out of all the time to have some time to watch streams, this had to be when I started watching theirs. How ridiculous
1:43 🎶 How bout I do, anyway? 🎶
Oh, you better watch the sequel. You've gone too far to turn back!
The leaks were leaks of scrapped ideas I'm pretty sure and they were focused on just Typhlosion because of the real life mythology around the animal. It's all sorts of non-canon.
BUT we HAVE KNOWN for almost 20 years now that humans and Pokemon have canonically been wedded in the past (revealed in Gen 4).
There's a sequel called "Putting Potential in Your Partner" it's short but just as great 😂
Funny thing us there is an amazing fan comic where jessie starts dating and even marries ash's mom
Professor harkness is living the dream
Yes, just yes. Sign me up, I want to be a pokemon master.
that absol smile though
I've got no regrets
Hehehe, when they show the Eeveelutions, the only one we don't see is Vaporeon XD
You didn't see this in early 2020? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My first video game crush was juri, my childhood was almost non existent
@MakariVODS actually, that pokemon, you said wasn't a pokemon, is a Braixen
I think Makari might have been joking
@Yuki_Ika7 oh ok
1:47 THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN!!😈😈😈😈
2:52 eh, I was more of a Yugioh Fan, so Dark Magician Girl was my First Fictional Crush ...... and with more Time and Internet, came more and the Latest being Delta, and I'm 24 now 😅
You should do a video where you'll look at a list of pokemon and say you'll either smash or pass. You can not deny the fact that there are some very attractive pokemon out there.
5:04 - 5:16 are you talking about that one fkn horrific Banette live action creepypasta video?
8 minutes in and she only saw one minute of the video XDD
I never noticed the folders on the open laptop at 4:58 . Perfect timing with the pause.
Heres a random bit of knowledge, the Harkness test is named after Doctor Who character Jack Harkness. I will let you figure out the rest.
Delphox is my Poké-waifu.
Keep in mind this video was before the Vaporeon rant and I find it funny Vaporeon isn’t with the other Eevee’s.
Shoot, this was before Joker Lopunny meme.
So it finally happens
"Lop-Bunny" heh
XD This was.... An experience.
Im older gen and jessica rabbit was my awakening lol
Welp I cannot look at pokemon the same way again thanks a lot internet
No one ever watches to the end, where the vulpix is just sewing the pants as a bit of a turn about at the last second.
I like your Tiny Desk Engineer
I feel like Jynx is very underappreciated. That mouth can work a Machamp!
People think pokemon look good, you should've seen some of the Minomonsters.
Real talk, that old free game for the iphone was animated so good it could've been an anime if given the chance.
As much as we keep forgetting or just straight up ignore relationships between humans and pokemon at least in the games and possibly also in the anime aren’t illegal. I mean they aren’t the most common relationships with only a handful of dialogue referencing it but it’s still something that if someone in the pokemon world saw wouldn’t call the police over.
R.I.P. Rachael Lillis VA for Jessie,Misty,and Jigglypuff
7:31 Absol is one of my favorite Pokemon. She looks so cute smiling.
to answer the question of populity. yes. Pokemon would still be as big and popular as it currently is. and honestly it could be a lot less toxic as well, if porn never existed or got as fucked as it did. Pokemon is a children's franchise, high schoolers and young adults just bastardized the franchise with porn drawings and online musings of nastiness, etc. I also think it could be a lot less toxic in the same way that alot of older aged fans disliking the current meta, calling it out for how cheap it's become, or how it doesn't do anything different anymore, etc. we'd get a lot less of that simply because you have adults not playing the games as opposed to the kids Pokemon is actually aimed for. hell for all we know with it being for kids, I wouldn't be shocked if parents paid more for it making it more profitable as a franchise than it is now since we have adults slowly losing interest to even buy their kids Pokemon games anymore.
a lot of things could be different when it comes to the idea that porn made it popular imo though.
bit delulu on the pron take
in regards to the Vulpix talking, I think Makari meant to say Cotton Tail, not Cotton Mouth. As in CottontailVA seeing as she's the only +18 VA called Cotton that I can think of and that I'm familiar with. I could be wrong but w/e
That's peachsaliva
She's the one who voices the vulpix and has known/been friends with plague for years
11:48 vulpix an ninetails can learn pscyic abilities an can read minds
i can't tell if makari has seen the dolphin jelly meme set or not... it's like a 50-50... and if they haven't then someone NEEDS to show them it... they will either explode or cringe... maybe even both...
...there are sequels that is all
I could understand leaving out Vaporeon in the eeveelutions group because memery, but Jolteon being left out was cruel
Now get this woman to watch "Human-Like Pokémon" by BrokenMOJO
6:28 The Eevee is so smug! 😂
hope she watches the second the one
If you think Pokemon is a weird and horny fandom, monster hunter is the same way and atleast pokemon has a bunch that are human like
perfection.
For me it wasn’t Jessie, it was Domino from the Mewtwo Returns movie.
I have been waiting for this since furrymon reaction.