Villain Pub - Palpatine's Quarantine (HISHE Cartoon)

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  • Palps has to lockdown the pub to enforce social distancing and learns the challenges of entertaining himself.
    ------------ Credits ---------------
    Produced By - Tina Alexander
    Directed By - Daniel Baxter
    Animation
    Daniel Baxter
    Nicholas Hausmann
    Character Art - Daniel Baxter
    Background Art - Otis Frampton
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    Daniel Baxter
    Stephanie Fisher
    John Tillman
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ความคิดเห็น • 9K

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3748

    *"I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger."*
    You are not alone that feel this way Palpatine.

    • @jayburn00
      @jayburn00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That isn't exactly a new phenomena lol. Is this his first time on social media?

    • @seamusfinnegan1164
      @seamusfinnegan1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      gooooood, goooood

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jason Burn as a boomer that works as the sole bartender in his own small business.
      Yeah, I’m guessing Palps would spend more time watching Fox News, than being on social media

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Are you sure Social Media isn't some kind of ancient, long forgotten Sith-Experiment?
      Like the Leviathans or the Eternal Fleet?

    • @chunkavelli294
      @chunkavelli294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FACTS!!!!

  • @ArcherBro
    @ArcherBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7207

    Palpatine is extra careful because he's in the "at-risk" catagory.

    • @andrestarango1440
      @andrestarango1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      He culd clone him self again somehow

    • @PatronusHelice
      @PatronusHelice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Oh I´m afraid his body will still be quite operational

    • @chunkavelli294
      @chunkavelli294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂😂

    • @Feverdream7777
      @Feverdream7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yeah...diabetes

    • @tomfitzpatrick7335
      @tomfitzpatrick7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      even the bad guys are following the virus rules

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    "I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger."
    *_good....good_*

    • @mrpopo4073
      @mrpopo4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Iggy

    • @thesilverblader6714
      @thesilverblader6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What was that. "Nothing! I didn't say anything! "

    • @deussalt8108
      @deussalt8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The most accurate thing about this entire video.

    • @riki99ims
      @riki99ims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wow. I am watching this video for the first time, I just started scrolling through the comments and it appeared to me just as he was saying the sentence. It's the best thing that has happened to me since the beginning of the quarantine.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is the phone suposed to be a Transformer?

  • @notus299
    @notus299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    I think the difference between palpatine and a normal quatintined person is that palpatine actually cleaned

    • @prettycureforever7102
      @prettycureforever7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right

    • @slickrcbd9543
      @slickrcbd9543 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually, I had the bad luck during the quarantine to have moved in with my mother for what was supposed to be a 3-4 months while she recovered from knee surgery in February of 2020. I wound up cleaning her house, some areas she hadn't been able to get to in years because of her bad knee. It was cleaner than I ever remembered it being growing up by the time we were done, but she wasn't able to help much until June.
      We also donated a ton of stuff to Good Will under the logic of "If you haven't touched it in 20+ years, you probably don't need it anymore".

    • @Rainbow_dash67.
      @Rainbow_dash67. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@slickrcbd9543and palpatine is bad at singing

  • @DemonicMind
    @DemonicMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    "well this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!"
    I'm dying XD

    • @claybrownie9617
      @claybrownie9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Haha
      "is it working sir?"
      "Yes it's working! Leave me alone!"

    • @farakhhanif
      @farakhhanif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolutely amazing line...

    • @bowlcutnationalist5865
      @bowlcutnationalist5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Apparently a Bidet is considered unnatural.

    • @zirenitamon
      @zirenitamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh boi

    • @FreedomAndPeaceOnly
      @FreedomAndPeaceOnly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *_" This is no moon... ... ... it's a giant ball of toiletpaper! "_*

  • @dlcreger
    @dlcreger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5061

    "Order more toliet paper"
    "I'm afraid I can't do that'
    'DEW IT"

    • @diegokiwi1854
      @diegokiwi1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Ooh two huge lines in film

    • @darthsidious4497
      @darthsidious4497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Dew it

    • @adamhogan5442
      @adamhogan5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OMFG it's almost liked we saw the exact same video

    • @superevilgenius
      @superevilgenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO i laughed so hard

    • @Hiro_Hari
      @Hiro_Hari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sheev how much should we order?
      Order... Order 66
      It will be done my lord

  • @jeremykirshner1027
    @jeremykirshner1027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3105

    Palps: This could not get any worse!
    *Anakin walks in door*
    Anakin: YOU HAVE A QUARANTINE TOO?!

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      No stop that

    • @zeratul____1228
      @zeratul____1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Funny thing is Vader is at extreme risk since he requires a vesperator to breath already.

    • @shyguygaming5397
      @shyguygaming5397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Anakin is a force ghost, so he should be okay to go wherever. He can’t get it or carry it.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MJAYZ007 It's too late you know???

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@zeratul____1228 They're both at risk, but for different reasons

  • @ryanlally5597
    @ryanlally5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    Perhaps the most bold creative liberty you’ve ever taken: depicting Palpatine’s never before seen legs

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Palpatine is pewdiepie

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yea anyone notice he got that from domino comerchill

    • @HateHater2205
      @HateHater2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      2:27 incase someone can’t find it

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True5

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truey

  • @AMG.Music.
    @AMG.Music. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    "This is a pathway to an ability that even i see to be unnatural" That had me dead man

    • @benjaminwurtz1811
      @benjaminwurtz1811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed so hard my neighbor texted me asking what’s so funny 😆

    • @darthwolverine5265
      @darthwolverine5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best part of the video for sure

    • @carlmeredith7357
      @carlmeredith7357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it working?

  • @docmaly2178
    @docmaly2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    "Palpatine quarantine"
    I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millons of voices suddenly cried out in lockdown boredom.

  • @VOXivero
    @VOXivero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3174

    *Loki's quarantine:* He's in the bar hanging out with all his buddies again but in the end it's all just an illusion he made up for himself and he looks like a mess like he was in prison in 'Thor: The Dark World'.

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4063

    Can we have a sequel where Palps is zoom calling with his granddaughter

    • @RoyalMudcrab
      @RoyalMudcrab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Who?

    • @Masonio
      @Masonio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@RoyalMudcrab Rey

    • @RoyalMudcrab
      @RoyalMudcrab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Masonio literally Who?

    • @Masonio
      @Masonio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@RoyalMudcrab do you not know who Rey is?

    • @ethanfrantz4312
      @ethanfrantz4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@Masonio to be fair the new movies aren't really that good

  • @troubblegum
    @troubblegum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2335

    "I'm afraid I can't do that, sir."
    "Dew it!"
    Two of the most iconic lines combined. I love HISHE.

    • @jakelowk559
      @jakelowk559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      TroubbleGum don’t forget the
      “Execute Order 2”

    • @CrimsonBlood0357
      @CrimsonBlood0357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jakelowk559 I don't get it

    • @Foxhood
      @Foxhood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@CrimsonBlood0357 In his rise to power Palpatine used a specific order (66) that instructed all republic troops to turn on the jedi, leading to a massive coup. The famous line being "Execute Order 66.".
      Here that same line is used. Except using "Order 2" .Number 2 referring to when one is taking a dump on the toilet.

    • @cakenbacon6177
      @cakenbacon6177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chiel Voswijk i wasn’t thinking about that 2

    • @user-wc5bz2dw8z
      @user-wc5bz2dw8z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Нраветься тата любими

  • @mirekfaust1676
    @mirekfaust1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    Palpatine wants to be bad. But he's a hero when he stays home.

    • @jaysworld3793
      @jaysworld3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      IRL joker would probably purposely get the disease then start spreading it to others

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I gave you the 66th like!

    • @Tripilen
      @Tripilen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes stay at home, while governments take over the world. do itt

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      3:08 It's a reference to stopping at 6 Star Wars movies.😂

    • @trevorphilips9065
      @trevorphilips9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jaysworld3793 Well he basically did that in Arkham City

  • @SolarCrunch
    @SolarCrunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger"
    Palps with those striking zap-zaps

  • @thisone3205
    @thisone3205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4352

    I nominate Heinz Doofenshmirtz to be a part of the villain pub

  • @ianalvord3903
    @ianalvord3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    "I'm afraid I can't do that" "DO IT!"
    Surprising how well these villain quotes go together!

  • @diepoopenfarten9619
    @diepoopenfarten9619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    “Palpatines Quarantine”
    *we all felt that*

    • @bruhemperor5420
      @bruhemperor5420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1wpc respect

    • @JuanYu289
      @JuanYu289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s a quarantine

    • @claybrownie9617
      @claybrownie9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @damaran834
      @damaran834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Introverts and weebs are pretty much the superior lifeforms in this scenario

    • @kalebramirez7327
      @kalebramirez7327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@damaran834 +1 to introverts like meself

  • @cameronbaker97
    @cameronbaker97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    "how long have I been trapped here?"
    "2 hours."
    "2 HOURS?!"
    yep, time flies when you're not paying attention to it.

    • @liamb.9964
      @liamb.9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel the same way. :-(

    • @jett2451
      @jett2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve been trapped for what feels like a month but it’s been like 12 days

    • @saitansson9925
      @saitansson9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't he mean flyes

    • @honey_Badger4123
      @honey_Badger4123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “This is torture! I’ve built Death Stars faster than this!!”

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Flies*

  • @Jess3674
    @Jess3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    "What am I supposed to do, use the Force?"
    "I suppose so, sir."
    "Well this is a pathway to an ability even I believed unnatural."
    "...Is it working si--"
    "Yesit'sworkingleavemealone!"

  • @mirza5766
    @mirza5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1947

    “Well this is a pathway to an ability even I considered to be unnatural” Haven’t laughed so hard in my life 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @FutureMan420Blazer
      @FutureMan420Blazer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I KNOW! XD I literally paused the vid and laughed my azz off for 2 min before i could continue xD

    • @thecrazylooser7
      @thecrazylooser7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t Stress 🤔 use the force as toilet paper? I thought he was bringing toilet paper from outside.

    • @mirza5766
      @mirza5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lately I’ve been using water 😂

    • @BamBam-3886
      @BamBam-3886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They did an amazing job

    • @KennethWestervelt
      @KennethWestervelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You haven't really lived until you've felt the Dark Side flowing within you.

  • @thegriffin2135
    @thegriffin2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1980

    This is probably the most wholesome Villain Pub episode ever

    • @puppygaming422
      @puppygaming422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Have to agreed

    • @itsblitz4437
      @itsblitz4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah even when it got weird on some parts.

    • @mediatorraptor3349
      @mediatorraptor3349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeaa. it made feel sympathy for Palpatine because we all going through the same thing. I never thought I sympathy for a guy who responsible for the death of million people, but here i am feeling sorry for him.

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes it is the holy grell

    • @The_Ultimate_Agent
      @The_Ultimate_Agent 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And probably the most enjoyable for me.

  • @madbobert3026
    @madbobert3026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    I wish for a endless loop of HAL and Palpatine.
    "Do it"
    "I'm afraid I can't do that sir"

    • @ayalenglander9647
      @ayalenglander9647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I liked this and jumped from 84 to 116

    • @bskec2177
      @bskec2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Do it"
      "I'm afraid I can't do that sir"
      "Why not?"
      "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!"

    • @hb6x8
      @hb6x8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm afraid I can't poo that sir.

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DEW IT

  • @dhruvshah8217
    @dhruvshah8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    Four... five... six... that’s enough.
    Did nobody notice how he was talking about the trilogies 💀

  • @phadedhd1529
    @phadedhd1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    I miss this song “Where everybody hates your faaaaace”

    • @fbibear8752
      @fbibear8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      "And the villains share your raaaaaaaage"

    • @cqtnunick7256
      @cqtnunick7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You forgot the " at the end 😡
      Lol

    • @raumlu
      @raumlu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CatnuNick it bugs me too lol

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Classic Villain Pubs indeed

    • @Littlekoji-df1cf
      @Littlekoji-df1cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too brother

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    From an Honest Trailers comment:
    "This is the first time in human history we can save lives by staying home and doing nothing. Let's not screw this up."

    • @ManofSex69
      @ManofSex69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I. Wyrd we’re EXACTLY going to screw this up

    • @12vscience
      @12vscience 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We need to stay home and do nothing? I've been preparing for this event my whole life.

    • @hanzzer21
      @hanzzer21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wise words. :)

    • @nilesclifford1544
      @nilesclifford1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I. Wyrd poor Darth sidious misses his friends, especially Thanos, Bowser, general zod, magneto, Khan, joker, Voldemort, and Loki, and also syndrome, Mysterio, mandarian, and ego.

    • @tomfitzpatrick7335
      @tomfitzpatrick7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      History has always been weird

  • @iamthenight2024
    @iamthenight2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    "Ok, six we can stop there."
    Maybe he's talking about Star Wars ending there. Maybe.

    • @ruddthree8105
      @ruddthree8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He also skipped 1-3.
      He hates the prequels as much as we do.

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex Delgado Garzón yes.

    • @ianstevens6751
      @ianstevens6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a reference to six from battlestar Galicia.

    • @EnderHero
      @EnderHero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was 69th like, then i checked 2 seconds later and theres 76 likes oof

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ruddthree8105 Yep, heard that. "4... 5... 6." Nice little jab.

  • @slenderman8038
    @slenderman8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    Can’t believe this was 5 Months ago. This fells like a Year.

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      felt like infinity wars happen i see half of my frand every day

    • @lindstheteacher1611
      @lindstheteacher1611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same.

    • @maybe_maybenot2855
      @maybe_maybenot2855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It fell? Is it okay?!

    • @adamthefirsthuman
      @adamthefirsthuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seven months ago now

    • @theaces3697
      @theaces3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adamthefirsthuman and nothing really seems to be changing xD

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    That pisstake on celebrities singing "Imagine" made my day.

    • @oldmanlogan9616
      @oldmanlogan9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine? John Lennon imagine? Doesn't sound like it

    • @pirobomandias
      @pirobomandias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@richardsanchez9190 Well it's a parody of the real video, Gal Gadot sang imagine with other celebrities and this is a critic to that video.

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pirobomandias ohhhh. Got it thanks

  • @mislavtomljenovic5437
    @mislavtomljenovic5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    "I build Death Stars faster than this"
    That line got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LB-pt1ef
      @LB-pt1ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My favorite line in the whole thing! It gets me every time!

    • @harley1722
      @harley1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L B my favourite line is don’t mess with the mouse

    • @charlierusso781
      @charlierusso781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Person that’s from a different hishe we are talking about this one

    • @christopherthrawn1333
      @christopherthrawn1333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true.

    • @RRR_CDS
      @RRR_CDS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Palpatine;how long has it been
      Hal:2hours
      Palpatine:AW GOD I BUILD DEATH STARS FASTER THAN THIS
      Hal: *stares in fear*

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    “I should get to do what I want without thinking about others!”
    “That’s not how contagious sickness works!”
    Aaaaand that’s a like from me

    • @ShyyGaladriel
      @ShyyGaladriel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @harleydiaz171
      @harleydiaz171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd rather have dangerous liberty than peaceful slavery

    • @staceyhawkins7557
      @staceyhawkins7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And What about everyone else you could get sick

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Harley Diaz Harley we’re not asking you to stay home so YOU don’t get sick. It’s so you don’t infect your grandma, or your autoimmune-disabled friend, or someone with asthma, or the new baby born in your neighborhood recently. We’re asking you not to kill people

    • @spaceflight1019
      @spaceflight1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@staceyhawkins7557 , following your logic, everyone should avoid human (and pets) interaction because someone *might* catch something you're carrying.
      Things like colds, the flu, bronchitis, pinkeye, measles, mumps, rubella, pertussis, head lice, and bedbugs?

  • @andrewmoore4413
    @andrewmoore4413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3242

    Petition for a palpatine’s quarantine part 2
    edit: WE NEED MORE HIT THE BUTTON!!!
    Eww what did I write

  • @blakek.4378
    @blakek.4378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    You know the coronavirus is bad when a Channel about alternative endings to movies talks about quarantine.

  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    “I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger”
    Same, palpy, same.

    • @patrickpol6156
      @patrickpol6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      youtube's the darkside

    • @valino21
      @valino21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickpol6156 i continue falling for it

  • @zaynriasat5758
    @zaynriasat5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    When HISHE gives Emperor Palpatine more character development in 6 minutes than Disney did in over 2 Hours

    • @dnm3732
      @dnm3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its been two hours!!!
      I'll show myshelf out

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      How do you expect them to develop Palpy's character in those 2 hours when they couldn't even explain how he came back to life? lol

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Disney trilogy is my favorite one

    • @natuguyyy2628
      @natuguyyy2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ok you can like what you like

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 ok

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "I'm afraid I can't do that, sir."
    "DEW IT!!!"
    😂😂😂

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not eve i could do that

    • @yakinyamaddi
      @yakinyamaddi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      66 likes ain't gonna ruin that

  • @KaminaTribal
    @KaminaTribal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Palpatine's legs are the last things i wanted to see while in quarantine... Why HISHE... WHYYY!!!

  • @strongheartsvideobox691
    @strongheartsvideobox691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Since this is “how villains handle quarantine” the next one should be “how heroes handle quarantine”

    • @KastsEcho
      @KastsEcho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Appleheart’s video box Heh. Batman would have a cure on his belt...because he’s Batman.

    • @Think-Harder
      @Think-Harder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@KastsEcho but he can't share the cure because he is selfquarantine in batcave

    • @River_Katerina
      @River_Katerina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeeessss I need thissss
      Like so he sees this

    • @Revan_Onasi
      @Revan_Onasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣 Jake Skywalker has the best environment for self-isolation.

    • @misstinwhistle1
      @misstinwhistle1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure it's in the works, and longer than this vid, surely.

  • @michaelwatson7364
    @michaelwatson7364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "I've built Death Stars faster than this. Everyone do their part so we can knock this thing out." That got me.

    • @mr.bang7166
      @mr.bang7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that line was my favorite part.

    • @DavidJones-rj8vz
      @DavidJones-rj8vz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took a decade to build the death star, so let's hope not

  • @Bowtie-xx9md
    @Bowtie-xx9md 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2805

    You guys should do a "how 2020 should have ended"
    Jus' sayin'

    • @haileyharmon5298
      @haileyharmon5298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I wish.

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i agree

    • @Blentux
      @Blentux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh yeah...

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Blentux ha ha yea

    • @aiden9298
      @aiden9298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You kinda need to wait for 2020 to end if you want to do a hishe on it

  • @deeskillz2000
    @deeskillz2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    "What am I supposed to do, use the force?"
    "I'm afraid so sir"
    ".......and be sure to wash your hands".

    • @dylanwang2669
      @dylanwang2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But we ran out of water

    • @angiewizefool
      @angiewizefool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dylanwang2669 😂😜

    • @masere
      @masere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dylanwang2669 try using sand. Viruses hate sand.

    • @elishapommert
      @elishapommert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@masere it's course, rough, and gets everywhere.

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elishapommert kind of like the only toilet paper that's still on shelves right now? It has the first two properties you listed.

  • @aaryandherange1515
    @aaryandherange1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    I wish , I wish that hishe makes more of this like : Loki's quarntine and Voldemort's and thanos and at least our other favorite villans
    Or maybe ....
    Supercafe quarntine

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The Antiheroes taco truck is probably sitting in a garage.

    • @SemiAwesomeGil
      @SemiAwesomeGil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ryan freddy I wish, I wish too.

    • @aaryandherange1515
      @aaryandherange1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I never meant to say thanks I wanted to say thanos and I want to see Batman and Superman hopefully they will wear doctor's mask and clean up the whole place ... And telling miles to get out

    • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
      @Konani_the_unicorn_queen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i kinda feel the supercafe people might be the idiots who hoard the goods and still does a bunch of social interacting despite all of the talk not to.... -the majority of them strikes me as a less-than-brainy-bunch

    • @carmel9583
      @carmel9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Superman is sad cause he can’t hear Bruce saying he’s batman

  • @SolracNexus
    @SolracNexus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Palpatine: "I should take this time and practice my lightsaber skills since I died twice using lightning"

  • @maestroofficial8857
    @maestroofficial8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    "I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger"
    ...I feel you there, Palpatine. I feel you there.

  • @ketashi6941
    @ketashi6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    “How long have I been trapped in here?”
    Me: “Two hours”
    “It’s been two hours, sir.”
    Me: “I knew it! My powers have doubled since the last time I met anyone.”

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ketashi Twice the pride, double the fall.

    • @russelljohnson6267
      @russelljohnson6267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly

    • @aucarter
      @aucarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very enjoyable, when he asked I shouted 2 hours! And then HAL replied 2 hours. Had a good laugh at that. Thank you.

    • @newb2023
      @newb2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This joke is a reference to Spider-Man: Homecoming when Peter asks Karen how long he is trapped and she says "37 minutes" and he is like "WHAT????".

    • @fatdaddymansmann
      @fatdaddymansmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @kylevidetto1115
    @kylevidetto1115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    *Finds productivity during Coronavirus outbreak*
    Anakin: "Is it possible to learn this power?"

    • @olgachafeeva2828
      @olgachafeeva2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Not from Disney

    • @rekillz
      @rekillz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not from a student who does online work

    • @punitaandani6
      @punitaandani6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural( bio weapon)

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: "Only from a tree."

    • @austinkozlowski3120
      @austinkozlowski3120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not From a Jedi....

  • @lanceawesomeness2221
    @lanceawesomeness2221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I fear no man!"
    "But that thing......"
    2:26
    "It scares Me!"

  • @alixluu
    @alixluu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    “I build Death Stars faster than that” LOLLLLLLLL

    • @hyper1-k6f
      @hyper1-k6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He builf the death star in 7 days

    • @Firzen2312
      @Firzen2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @hyper1-k6f
      @hyper1-k6f 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Greg yep

    • @boxikcz4915
      @boxikcz4915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      :D

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it after that

  • @slashercat8649
    @slashercat8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Given the fact that they literally did not care about corona, we can assume they are NOT quarantining and are in fact hanging out with each other somewhere else

    • @LilMike-ty5uj
      @LilMike-ty5uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Like those senior students and their spring break

    • @theunknownreturns
      @theunknownreturns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And getting sick.

    • @gab5012
      @gab5012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theunknownreturns I bet their bodies all have a resistance, if not immune.

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gab5012 well Voldemort's magic, looks a god, zod is an alien with immunity to all earthly diseases, so is thanos the only one that would be effected is the joker

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    Take note:
    General Grievous covers his mouth whenever he coughs even though he doesn’t have a mouth- be more like General Grievous!
    Darth Vader used to choke people with hand, now he Social distances himself with force choke- be more like Darth Vader!
    JigSaw stays at home and only communities by screen- be more like JigSaw!
    Freddie Kruger always keeps Gloves on- Be more like Freddie Kruger!

    • @jessicaarnold2513
      @jessicaarnold2513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Joshua Dunford this is underrated

    • @kingofbruhssia4639
      @kingofbruhssia4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And Michael Myers wears a mask every time he goes out

    • @timgruning5104
      @timgruning5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol. Now I want to join the dark side.😁

    • @tylerprime9555
      @tylerprime9555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@timgruning5104 gooood, gooood, join us on the path of the dark side!

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No visitors can approach the Qin Emperor within 100 paces. We all should be like him.

  • @laxa_7860
    @laxa_7860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    „This quarantine is longer than I had for seen“
    -8 months later:

    • @kiyru
      @kiyru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      11 months

    • @laxa_7860
      @laxa_7860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiyru guess I‘ll see you next year, when we are still in quarantine

    • @kiyru
      @kiyru 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laxa_7860 yeah see you in 11 months on zoom

    • @Robtop-ml4sv
      @Robtop-ml4sv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 year + later

  • @Somewhat-Evil
    @Somewhat-Evil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    "I feel like Social Media is feeding my frustration and anger."
    "Good. Good."
    "What was that?"
    "Nothing I didn't say anything."
    Social Media Conglomerates are the new Sith!

    • @hashimirasama
      @hashimirasama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Now, send a tweet with all your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"

    • @Danosauruscrecks
      @Danosauruscrecks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does not having Twitter make me a Jedi?

    • @hashimirasama
      @hashimirasama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Danosauruscrecks You must confront Reddit.
      Then, ...only then, a Jedi will you be.

    • @Danosauruscrecks
      @Danosauruscrecks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hashimirasama ohhhhh then I must already be a master lol

    • @alifmuhammadchicago
      @alifmuhammadchicago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved that

  • @williamweigt7632
    @williamweigt7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Palpating:”HAL, execute Order 2; buy toilet paper!”
    HAL: “I’m afraid I can’t do that”!
    ROFL

    • @MachineManGabb
      @MachineManGabb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You must use the force😶

    • @cameronelder6491
      @cameronelder6491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Loved the “do it” afterwards

    • @loanan100
      @loanan100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DEW IT

    • @ratbag7754
      @ratbag7754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone use the shower or is it just me?

    • @karmenion
      @karmenion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is it working?
      Yes, leave me alone.

  • @High_Key
    @High_Key 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    “I’m afraid I can’t do that sir”
    “Do it”
    Omg the genius of this! My mind cannot take this. It’s too good!

  • @ianconness11
    @ianconness11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “Well, this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!”
    Why aren’t more people talking about this line? It’s probably the best.

    • @mattstorm6568
      @mattstorm6568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um, I've seen at least 10 other nitwits mention it so far so what are you talking about?

  • @loganchristiansen7186
    @loganchristiansen7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "Hal."
    "Yes Emperor?"
    "I don't think I can take any more of this..."
    "It is challenging sir, and there are many others who have it far worse. But in order to win you have to fight the urge to give up."
    That got me strangely emotional...we truly are in strange times...to be so isolated and cut off from one another reminds us of how good it is to be together...I for one am not ready to give up.

    • @phoenixking9122
      @phoenixking9122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same ❤️

    • @loganchristiansen7186
      @loganchristiansen7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Guitarist Girl I have like completely changed who I am following on Instagram and social media to get a more positive stream of news and information. I would highly suggest accounts like @goodnews_movement and @tankgoodnews.

    • @NajwaLaylah
      @NajwaLaylah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAL always just really wanted to help. You know?

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never thought a HISHE would have me tearing up, but this hit hard.

    • @jacobwright3265
      @jacobwright3265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea that statement hit me too

  • @InfinityPlaysReal
    @InfinityPlaysReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2196

    Celebrities: Staying at home is so boring
    Gamers: What are you talking about

    • @emilypiens2355
      @emilypiens2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      What is this Corona thing that you keep going on about?

    • @c3por2d29
      @c3por2d29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It is like that
      LoL

    • @drippingwax
      @drippingwax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Celebrity gamers:

    • @waywardson911
      @waywardson911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And that moment you do have to go out and there’s zero traffic?
      Joker level grin over here.

    • @eldenlord7424
      @eldenlord7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even then it's starting to get boring

  • @claybrownie9617
    @claybrownie9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "Order toilet paper!"
    "I'm afraid I can't do that sir"
    "Dew it!"

  • @meganjaime7728
    @meganjaime7728 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:16 “the last thing I need on my place of business is for it to become toxic and deadly.” … “this place?” 😂😂😂

  • @motionflixentertainment7153
    @motionflixentertainment7153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Begun the *Corona War* has"
    - Yoda

  • @aestevalis0
    @aestevalis0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "How long has it been, HAL?
    "It's been two hours."
    Thirty minutes was my guess.

    • @evann5451
      @evann5451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought he was going to say 10 mins

    • @AbdullahKhan-el6xw
      @AbdullahKhan-el6xw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought 5

    • @AnDrei-nf5jb
      @AnDrei-nf5jb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought it was 6:00 minutes

    • @rebuyerkillsu3566
      @rebuyerkillsu3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine was 1 hour

    • @skeeter.1017
      @skeeter.1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AnDrei-nf5jb well played sir, well played...

  • @jaxongedden7174
    @jaxongedden7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "An ability even I consider unnatural."
    XD Slayed it.

    • @Nozerone
      @Nozerone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best line ever, lost mys hit.

    • @ordinary_deepfake
      @ordinary_deepfake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it working

  • @lucarioplusher461
    @lucarioplusher461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Palpatine: Execute order 2
    Commander Cody somewhere: Yes my lord

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *shoots boomers and steal their toilet paper*

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that's the robot we need not sari or alxa

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (commander Cody enters a super market)
      Cody: This is a robbery! Give me all toilet papers!!!

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good soldiers follow orders

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What would Order 2 be? Terminate all antimaskers and stupidity for treason against the Republic? Actually, that sounds good.

  • @svenskprogamer8455
    @svenskprogamer8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Plot twist: Someone told everyone to execute order *2* and that’s why everyone’s buying toilet paper

  • @weein9505
    @weein9505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "I don't know what the big deal is I've been around people and feel fine."
    "Coughs"

    • @WinstontheClown
      @WinstontheClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HE'S GOT THE VIRUS

    • @philipciccone7280
      @philipciccone7280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s how Trump said when he does news conferences on tv.

    • @kanevivi
      @kanevivi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that I'm thinking about it, how do you even know if you got it save same symptoms as like 20 other things.

    • @thescruffinator8830
      @thescruffinator8830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, we know, we were there.

    • @uhappynowuhappynow116
      @uhappynowuhappynow116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Space CORONATIME

  • @juanfelipe9320
    @juanfelipe9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    everyone during quarantine: ugh ¡this is torture!
    introverts: *I've never seen such weakness in my life*

    • @Mortainous
      @Mortainous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gold

    • @utoresa5193
      @utoresa5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Introverts:Kudaran!

    • @mrionzo4843
      @mrionzo4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love this

    • @nefariouspixelblood8514
      @nefariouspixelblood8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      government says self quarentine, and i say: so.... i should keep doing what i already do everyday?

    • @ryleemiller2002
      @ryleemiller2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly true, I'm doing good and everyone around me is crumbling. I'm just watching the world burn, muhahaha!!

  • @hettispinelli2728
    @hettispinelli2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Poor Volde can’t wear a face mask cause it keeps slipping off his non-existent nose

  • @thatweirdauthor7801
    @thatweirdauthor7801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    "What am I supposed to use, the Force??"
    "I suppose so, sir."
    "...well, this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural!" *Rumbling*
    "Is it working, sir?"
    "Yes, it's working! Leave me alone!"
    I need a "well this is a pathway to an ability even I consider to be unnatural" shirt.

  • @peterfrank3365
    @peterfrank3365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    " _What am I supposed to do? Use the _*_Force_*_ ?_ "
    So freaking hilarious!

    • @patrickpol6156
      @patrickpol6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah but he said it worked so no tp required

  • @accusedflyer3024
    @accusedflyer3024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Hal: I’m sorry, but I can’t do that, Palpetine: Do it. *BEST PARTS*

  • @cojec
    @cojec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Open the door, Hal."
    "I cannot do that, Emporer."
    "What? Why?"
    "Because of the global pandemic that is raging outside. It is safest in here with your karaoke."
    "Oh. Right."

  • @sixthjayhawk
    @sixthjayhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I never thought I’d say “Be like Palpatine” and sincerely mean it.

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know I say Execute order 66 sometimes and mean it

  • @Aqua_Sol
    @Aqua_Sol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
    "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun"
    "Just take those clones they're all for sale~!"
    "I don need them i just clone myself~!"
    "Could have i just shown how i survived the fall~!?"
    "Now my sagas dead just like Darth Maul~!"
    Favorite bit in this short

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I want the whole song released... and acapella'd for DJs!

    • @liamb.9964
      @liamb.9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are so good at this.
      Bravo!!!!!

    • @StanvilleBrown
      @StanvilleBrown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chrisrj9871 me too. 😆

    • @almoores8309
      @almoores8309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We need a full version😆😆😆

    • @MS-sn8md
      @MS-sn8md 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s based on old time rock n roll by bob sager

  • @shadowlord9607
    @shadowlord9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Voldemort:"I don’t even know what the big deal is? Ive been around people all week and I feel fine!...(cough)"
    Not even the dark wizard himself is safe from the Coronavirus 😰

    • @doge8430
      @doge8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well after all, he got beat up by some band of teenagers.

    • @annakorcz8473
      @annakorcz8473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even Snape can't cure him with some potion.

    • @douglaselder5967
      @douglaselder5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know, he could just be coughing. No viruses. Unrelated symptoms!

    • @captain_dsz6049
      @captain_dsz6049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the dark wizard is immune to muggle sickness' but not wizard sickness

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's pretty old.

  • @salvatoresev9125
    @salvatoresev9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I feel like social media are feeding my frustation and anger"
    Me: gooood
    The phone: gooooood
    Dead

  • @fireicelightarrows
    @fireicelightarrows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    “I’ve been a master of social distancing for as long as I can remember. I even already had my own cave built. Do you know why?” “Because I’m Batman!”

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hmmm, even Batman didn't have prep-time for this one! But to be fair, he'll probably have a cure in half an hour anyway, or at least a week....because he's Batman!

    • @FenrisTheWolfofDoom
      @FenrisTheWolfofDoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bcuz he’s BATMAN!!!!!!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @raistlarn
      @raistlarn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marystone860 and he can fund it with his Bat-credit card.

    • @erikt3162
      @erikt3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mary Stone For all we know Bruce can flex his arsenal of Wayne resources. Did I mention his bat computer is beyond our supercomputers? Only brainiac can rival Wayne

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marystone860 He doesn't need a cure. BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN.

  • @jonathan-san5280
    @jonathan-san5280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "A pathway to an ability that even I consider so be unnatural"
    Gold.

  • @danielb.2015
    @danielb.2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "I'm afraid I can't do that sir."
    "Dew it!"
    Best crossover I never knew I needed

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel B. “It doesn’t look that good _now,_ ... but watch this!”

  • @tasneemahsan6849
    @tasneemahsan6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This seriously needs to be an actual tv show

    • @user-wc5bz2dw8z
      @user-wc5bz2dw8z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Нраветься тата крацить

  • @Engineer_Who
    @Engineer_Who 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    My God. He's done it. Daniel has passed the ultimate test of voice acting:
    Doing an impression of another character _as another character._
    The only other voice actor I know that could do that was Mel Blanc, the original voice of most of the Looney Tunes. Check out him as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck impersonating each other.

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Garrett Hicks speaking of you know about Space Jam is getting a sequel

    • @salmanmahyuddin8384
      @salmanmahyuddin8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@srstriker6420 sayeth what now?

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salman Mahyuddin Space Jam, you know Looney Tunes teaming up with Michael Jordan the basketball player?

    • @benwonderley4008
      @benwonderley4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      While it is very impressive, the actual ultimate test of voice acting is to voice two characters doing impressions of each other and have them sound distinct

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Wonderley also there are lots of familiar faces in the sequel

  • @LegoCrafterStudiosAnimation
    @LegoCrafterStudiosAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Palpatine cleaning is the most wholesome thing I've ever seem.

  • @vigneshs9587
    @vigneshs9587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Palps: _"Hal......I'm out of toilet paper, what am I supposed to do......use the force!?"_
    Till now I've never thought the force could be so useful

  • @mr._.br1ghtsid310
    @mr._.br1ghtsid310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Man his phone being his light saber is such a good detail

  • @StableLies
    @StableLies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Palpatines been looking like he's contracted every disease on Earth why's he afraid?

    • @pixelraid5742
      @pixelraid5742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Cobra Filez
      Emperor Palpatine is hundreds of years old 100% in the at risk caterergory

    • @Darkknight0777
      @Darkknight0777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Old age and 10000 volts of electricity will do that to you.

    • @JoeSavySC2
      @JoeSavySC2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Straw that breaks the camels back.

    • @Icarus_Tactical
      @Icarus_Tactical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Darkknight0777 Too much unlimited power

    • @chromeshellking
      @chromeshellking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That and I think clones carry a genetic structure that is fairly weak.

  • @voodoovhs7169
    @voodoovhs7169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    “How Coronavirus should have ended”

    • @caesarcch3879
      @caesarcch3879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They have to do this video! It's as mandatory as the actual quarantine

    • @r4nd0mguy99
      @r4nd0mguy99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There will DEFINITELY be movies about this annoying virus!

    • @hellothere2052
      @hellothere2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Major Miek a long time ago

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oswin bricks On a world that is very, very near

  • @Disneylover25.
    @Disneylover25. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Who else literally broke into a loud laughter at “it’s been 2 hours sir” like I was expecting it’s been 2 days or something but that was hilarious and true. And I actually woke the baby up with my laughing at this.

    • @BushidoBrownSama
      @BushidoBrownSama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was expecting the gag 2 be exactly 2 hours lol

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now your comment was two hours ago...

    • @TheEditingBard
      @TheEditingBard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Whaaat!? I build Death Stars faster than this!"

    • @yaboyslimjim3180
      @yaboyslimjim3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disney Lover to be fair he’s the manager of the pub so he probably works and sees his friends like 90% of the day

    • @lukesmith7218
      @lukesmith7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I managed to guess it to 2 hours before hal said it

  • @cashthecurator666
    @cashthecurator666 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I related to this so much in the beginning of the Pandemic, especially when Palpatine was missing his friends. But I like to watch this video because it reminds me of how far we’ve come since 2020.

  • @pridelander06
    @pridelander06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "But in order to win you have to fight the urge to give up."
    That line really says it all.

    • @kanevivi
      @kanevivi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's funny a homicidal ai still has inspirational quotes

  • @Vanninwg
    @Vanninwg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    The dislikes where stormtroopers trying to hit the like button

    • @pavloydus
      @pavloydus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Old now

    • @bryanmerel
      @bryanmerel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmm,seems their only 5 storm trooper.

    • @Vanninwg
      @Vanninwg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pavloydus cz but it’s still funny

    • @ryleynations6251
      @ryleynations6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luck it really isn’t

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pavloydus cz first time I’ve heard it and it’s pretty funny

  • @HowItShouldHaveEnded
    @HowItShouldHaveEnded  4 ปีที่แล้ว +13940

    How's your cabin fever going?

    • @MomToDRS
      @MomToDRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      horribly

    • @user-kk7zr2oe4s
      @user-kk7zr2oe4s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      hiii

    • @Plasmatic18
      @Plasmatic18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Very boring

    • @JuanYu289
      @JuanYu289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Bad because of virus

    • @pyropsycho1977
      @pyropsycho1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      How It Should Have Ended it’s going alright. Haven’t killed anyone yet.

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “I’m afraid I can’t do that, sir.”
    “DEWIT.”
    Best exchange to come out of this short.

  • @christosvoskresye
    @christosvoskresye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger."
    That's what it's for.

  • @LotRFanFilm
    @LotRFanFilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    3:02
    "And 4...and 5...and 6...
    I think we can just stop there."
    He's not only talking about the push-ups....

    • @smkanim2009
      @smkanim2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Damn i missed that

    • @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007
      @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Missed it... Also, I half-disagree with him but whatever.

    • @LotRFanFilm
      @LotRFanFilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 Agreed lol

    • @nothingtoseehere2336
      @nothingtoseehere2336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh good spot. I thought it was just because he was old and weak.

    • @alexrowe7063
      @alexrowe7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it

  • @erinkarp6317
    @erinkarp6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    3:53 "Well this is a pathway to an ability, even I consider to be unnatural."
    BEST LINE

  • @jeremynatoli4039
    @jeremynatoli4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Whoever does Palpatine's voice is absolutely fantastic

    • @mikeyhoward9983
      @mikeyhoward9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes he is or she we may never now

    • @ISBuckley8
      @ISBuckley8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it’s Daniel Baxter who co-created the series. He usually writes, directs and voices a lot of the characters

  • @gunvirsingh3914
    @gunvirsingh3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Now my saga's dead just like Darth Maul" 😂😂

  • @Biblestudyyt
    @Biblestudyyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Everyone: wash your hands
    Hal 9000: “I’m afraid I cannot do that sir,
    I do not have hands”

  • @mmariankaa
    @mmariankaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Ugh, I feel like social media is feeding my frustration and anger"
    Couldn't agree more!

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The true villain.
      I mean, Social Media is in 'American Gods', so technically it should have a seat at the Villain Pub.

  • @TheSantaCruzJokerShow
    @TheSantaCruzJokerShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You should do a follow-up where he has to operate his bar outside where all the villains are anxious about being exposed and having to wear masks

  • @novawolf981
    @novawolf981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Voldemort: "I've been around people all week, and I'm fine-"
    *Cough*

    • @NCSUJenny
      @NCSUJenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tbh as an "essential worker" I fully expect that to be me soon 😅

    • @mrjeffjr1470
      @mrjeffjr1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love how his voice gradually become more fragile and croaky before.😂

    • @ninamirzoyan6202
      @ninamirzoyan6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PALPS: (‘-‘)

    • @thephenom724
      @thephenom724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you see Zod's face change when Voldemort coughed? Priceless

    • @Jose-ch2os
      @Jose-ch2os 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how would Voldemort get sick if he has no nose