INSTRUCTIONS Preheat the oven to 375°. Spray the cookie sheet with nonstick spray or you can use a liner. Silicone liners (like silpats) and parchment paper both work very well. Mix together the two sugars. Be sure to break apart any hard chunks of brown sugar and get the two sugars fully mixed. We prefer dark brown sugar because we think it has a deeper, more caramel flavor, but light brown sugar will make your cookies taste a bit sweeter. Mix the softened butter into the sugar in globs. This helps really incorporate the butter and the sugar. Mix in the eggs one at a time. Crack the eggs directly into the bowl with the butter-sugar mix, and then use your spoon to lightly beat the eggs before stirring them into the butter and sugar. Measure and mix in the vanilla, salt, and baking soda. Mix the batter as much as possible right now. Break apart any remaining clumps and make sure the batter is a consistent color throughout. If you prefer, you can mix the salt and baking soda with the flour in a separate bowl instead of adding them now. This ensures that these dry ingredients are evenly distributed throughout the batter, but we've never had any trouble adding them in at this point. Honestly, we just prefer to save ourselves an extra bowl to wash! Add the flour all at once. At this point, you want to mix the batter as little as possible to avoid forming too much gluten. Stop mixing as soon as there is no more visible flour on the dough or in the bottom of the bowl. Add the chocolate chips all at once and use a folding motion to incorporate them into the batter. Scoop the batter onto your baking sheet, spacing the balls of dough roughly 2 inches apart. We use a tablespoon and measure out slightly rounded balls - they're about the size of pingpong balls. You can certainly go larger or smaller as you prefer! Bake the cookies for 9-11 minutes. Take them out when they look puffy, are set around the edges, and dry to the touch. Let them cool for a few minutes on the baking sheet. As they cool, they will collapse back on themselves. Transfer the cookies to a rack to finish cooling completely. Bake the rest of the cookies in batches.
I can't describe how much I've been loving this season of GMM. There's just no filter now haha. Every episode it's like 'we've been doing this for so long, let's see how far we can push it' Amazing. Hahaha.
Group of bikers protest about not wanting to wear helmets. One is riding his bike, without a helmet, and comes off. Dies. "Would have survived if he wore a helmet" says the paramedic!
cirrhosis = liver damage/scarring of liver tissue jaundice = the yellowing of the skin/eyes as a result of excess bilirubin (which builds up if liver is damaged)
Please do at least one more episode of Forest Patrol please. I really miss those guys and have all the episodes memorized. Maybe for the 4th of July? Love you guys.
You may be correct but eating well beyond the normal amount of carrots can tint the skin. It's called _Carotenosis_ and you can get it from consuming too much carotene regardless of the source. (Carrot, Sweet Potato, Mango, cantaloupe, typically anything naturally orange..) Saying it has noting to do with the carrots may be true in the context of his death but it's not true as a blanket statement of atypical skin pigmentation.
@@NWinnVR ah, you beat me to it! But thank you for setting the record straight. The human body is so interesting. We can turn all kinds of colors due to a variety of medical conditions. Ever heard of the Blue Fugates?
My friend says she hated dogs, then a dog saved her life. Then she said she still hated dogs, and the dog attacked her, almost scratched her eye out. Coincidence? I think not.
+Xplosivemoosees If you look it up you'll see that there are several types of irony and you can argue that the segway death counts as historical irony. You could argue for some of the others too. Besides, at this point, misuse of the word 'ironic' is so common that it takes on another meaning, like how 'literally' can now be used literally or as hyperbole that strengthens your metaphor.
If I died in a wildly ironic way, I'd hope it might provide some comic relief for those still among the living.
Your good looking,are you evil or something?
Right
@@laykantheealien5722 yeah that guy... So, can we date
Adam Mitchell simp
@@adammitchell6441 dude what
Oh GOSH! You used my plastecine minion video... awesome
gg
GG
+Lee Hardcastle gg
Lol subbed!
I be one of your subs!😊
When Rhett said a gun went off, someone upstairs dropped something and it made a loud banging noise and scared me half to death.
+Kate W. Damn girl that could've been ironic!
Too bad I didn't die, right?!
I could've been on GMM!
+Kate W. XD
Sure...
lol
"I'm always enthused by a camel. Everytime I see one I'm like wow!! One hump or two doesn't even matter." -Link Neal 2016. 😂😂
U need a shirt that says: This shirt was boiled for safety. Like if u agree
we need this.
Agreed
You need to stop
I'd get 200 of those xD
+xXMiner400Xx | Manco Profesional id get 1
An ironic death would be if you died in the living room
nice one
ba dum tss
😂😂😂
itll be ironic to die of ice if youre an ice cutter
+seidimeow omggg lol
5:46 best part rhett get shut down and gives look of shame...
lol so sad
Yup XD
Like if you cry everytime
😂😂😂😂
"Let the talking camel live"
Put that on a t-shirt.
Gui Porto iiiii
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 375°. Spray the cookie sheet with nonstick spray or you can use a liner. Silicone liners (like silpats) and parchment paper both work very well.
Mix together the two sugars. Be sure to break apart any hard chunks of brown sugar and get the two sugars fully mixed. We prefer dark brown sugar because we think it has a deeper, more caramel flavor, but light brown sugar will make your cookies taste a bit sweeter.
Mix the softened butter into the sugar in globs. This helps really incorporate the butter and the sugar.
Mix in the eggs one at a time. Crack the eggs directly into the bowl with the butter-sugar mix, and then use your spoon to lightly beat the eggs before stirring them into the butter and sugar.
Measure and mix in the vanilla, salt, and baking soda. Mix the batter as much as possible right now. Break apart any remaining clumps and make sure the batter is a consistent color throughout.
If you prefer, you can mix the salt and baking soda with the flour in a separate bowl instead of adding them now. This ensures that these dry ingredients are evenly distributed throughout the batter, but we've never had any trouble adding them in at this point. Honestly, we just prefer to save ourselves an extra bowl to wash!
Add the flour all at once. At this point, you want to mix the batter as little as possible to avoid forming too much gluten. Stop mixing as soon as there is no more visible flour on the dough or in the bottom of the bowl.
Add the chocolate chips all at once and use a folding motion to incorporate them into the batter.
Scoop the batter onto your baking sheet, spacing the balls of dough roughly 2 inches apart. We use a tablespoon and measure out slightly rounded balls - they're about the size of pingpong balls. You can certainly go larger or smaller as you prefer!
Bake the cookies for 9-11 minutes. Take them out when they look puffy, are set around the edges, and dry to the touch. Let them cool for a few minutes on the baking sheet. As they cool, they will collapse back on themselves.
Transfer the cookies to a rack to finish cooling completely. Bake the rest of the cookies in batches.
That's my catchphrase
What just happened
I can't describe how much I've been loving this season of GMM. There's just no filter now haha. Every episode it's like 'we've been doing this for so long, let's see how far we can push it' Amazing. Hahaha.
this is even more relevant now 😂
My friend David recently lost his ID.
Now we just call him Dav.
XD
+Joel Otterbacher Wow, you're so funny and original
😂
XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
XD
Hahaha how ironic I'm watching this on my phone on the toilet
in my prison cell
+Michael Jeckson oh hun
rip
+Michael Jeckson how are you in prison if you died?
+Christopher Alcala he never said he died.
Don't bite the headphones
I'm blessed so i don't worry
???
Yes Miranda, you will never die my QUEEN
my sis loves you
O...M...G...ARE YOU REALLY MARINDA SINGS!!!!
wat
"You Know What Time It is" *Closes Window*
everytime
same here. every single time
+Karnave How are you commenting?
By scrolling through the comments while the video plays and commenting before that part
Same
The way Link always awkwardly looks at Rhett and smiles when he’s done with his stories
YOU GUYS NEED A SHIRT THAT SAID "This shirt was boiled for safety" :D
+TheDaisyForce That's kind of moronic.
+TheDaisyForce lol I love that!!! id buy it!
True
+ᏟhᎬᏒᏒᎽ ᎪᎶᎪᏒ ᎪᏁᎠ mᎾᏒᎬ jjjjm
How about a shirt called: SNOT MIKE A PUFFED HE
7:30 "Don't shoot the talking camel y'all!" -- Link
Can I have a T-shirt that says this?
Ikr lol
I would totally were that
+Maddie Sheets wear*
THAT WOULD BE GREAT XD
The day has officially started! Unless I die. Then... maybe not.
slipknot
maggot
I like your content Sid! Ghost for life!!
I didn't know you watched GMM!! I love your videos!
+SidWilson17 The day kinda starts anyway, don't it? If you die it just ends earlier than expected
Dying ironically would be getting 3rd degree burns by a iron.
No
Yes
IRONy (sorry, bad joke)
That's just a bad pun haha
an*
Anyone else see static at 7:13
ChampDavis 06 yeah thought my phone was freaking out
What was it
Yeah I had it from 7:10 to 7:30
Karla Ortega ya same
Yeah it happened to me to
The guy who got electrocuted in prison is the definition of karma.
+linnes16 Talking Camel say "HUMP DAAAAY!!!"
+linnes16 Is this electrocution scenario possible? I don't think that's how electric current works...
Going to prison is his Karma.
IrishKnuckleDusters He was going to be executed, but he wormed his way out of the sentence. But karma got back at him.
+linnes16 I googled that and the state claimed it was a suicide.
You guys cheer me up so much.
I was just in a huge argument and I watched this and now I'm a lot happier
If only the segway was boiled for safety...
Ya. Then he would've lived.
+LpsCatGirl ya
Yeah......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BEST-COMMENT-EVER
Yeah, baby, yeah!
I ironically died 2 hours after watching this.
Oh...can I have your stuff?
rip
How ironic would it be if you actually died after posting this?
+NotxDeadxYet ! Add the fact that your name is NotxDeadxYet. Oh the irony. Hope you're still breathing!
Read this comment two hours after it was posted.
Man, dodges the electric chair, gets the self-inflicted electric throne. Amazing.
Remember the time Link's mug fell off the table
#neverforget
What episode was it?
I don't remember this what episode
Unforgettable :p
what episode tell me now
Rhett and link;
Masters of no-click bait
@Maykshift and?
Did yall see that glich effect, when reth told the camelstory? - i was like, somebody is f'in up the matrix.
Time?
Yes
reth? 😂
I could’ve swore that wasn’t always there??
Mom: what are you watching
Me:nothing just two guys laughing about people dying
Some of their family members are watching right now.... Awkward.....
yeah i thought of that too....
Eh they all happened over 20 years ago.
ASHERUISE So..... I know people who were alive 20 years ago....
ASHERUISE But still....
+Mason McGuire That would be an astounding coincidence.
Well, that is quite ironic; in 1998 Daysleeper was one of R.E.M.'s biggest hits...
WHY ISNT THIS THE TOP COMMENT
It would be ironic if Rhett said "You know what time it is" right before he died
Lawyer: "I'll get you out of death by electric chair"
Criminal: *sentences himself to death by electric toilet*
I want to die by knowing so many puns I explode
Purplexing
And now we wait for Dog and Seidimeow.
Haha ikr
+Suleman Niazi jjjnnnhhbh
Didn't Dog say he is not gonna "Woof" anymore?:(
woof
True
Group of bikers protest about not wanting to wear helmets. One is riding his bike, without a helmet, and comes off. Dies. "Would have survived if he wore a helmet" says the paramedic!
lol the person who did the wheel of mythicality video
How ironic would it be if you were the person who made that video and you were patting yourself on the back?
I read this right as it was happening lol
I dont think we're giving this fella the credit that's clearly deserved. This is solid gold.
I woke up before GMM this morning I didn't know that was possible
Okay. We need to have Matthias on this show! He would fit in incredibly well!
I definitely wouldn't be against that.
Please do "Will it boil for safety?"
I love Link's opening statement. XD Pure gold.
Like if they should make a GoodMythicalMovie
I fully support a gmm movie🎥👬
Me to but not on you tube red
They already have called searching for mrs.lockleer
EmoJo Show to late
Me too just not please not on TH-cam Red.
👬
"Whenever I see a camel, I'm like wow." -Link
did you boil the death for safety?
Idk ask Stevie.
Just don't please
To add to the sleeping dude, oddly enough REM did release an album in 1998 called 'Up' & had a song on the album called 'DaySleeper.'
6:39 "i love to be enthused by a camel" lololololol
Love your video's. Just subscribed to your channel. Can't wait to check out previous vid's and future ones!
+Beautiful Butterfly Gamer yea specially all the 'will it' episodes!
Welcome to the wonder Mythical world, Mythical Beast.
+Penny Katz The Mythical world has a lot of fun memories....
( This could be a story :) )
The videos don't own anything so why did you put an apostrophe in front of it?
One time i die from firefly
"ARANGE CARROTS"
I love that my uncle talks the same way like saying "fark" instead of "fork"
Love your pic and username
XD my teacher says "warsh" instead of wash😂
+Olivia M my granny says that. 😂
"It was the end of his world as he knew it" best part LOL 😂😂
my friend David recently lost his ID
now we call him Dav
HAHA!!! Lol
lol my name is david and people call me dave
hey David is my name
+MegaEnerkC now he is just Dav
People who copy another persons witty, creative, and ORIGINAL comments are really pathetic.
anyone else miss these kind of episodes where they would just talk about stuff?
4:58 LOL I'M ON TOILET WATCHING WITH MY TABLET
I have headphones too......Now I'm freaked out
Ahhhh
+Katelyn Zumwalt What?
have a nice poop
I ain't touching that one
that improv at the end was top notch
Is it just me who re-watches them say "let's talk about that" over and over again all the time ... Ok just me
Yes
YESS
+Elise Glitz Lnice
yep just you
I don't know. Let's talk about that.
He was yellow cause of liver cirrhosis which causes to jaundice
+Intothewilder
English please?
cirrhosis = liver damage/scarring of liver tissue
jaundice = the yellowing of the skin/eyes as a result of excess bilirubin (which builds up if liver is damaged)
Some of these weren't actually ironic but alright
Yeah ik
most of them werent ironic
+Jafas2000gb maybe you dont have a grasp on irony
***** No there is only ONE definition for irony. Its not different for everyone.
+Connor Pithie also dont assume anything about the US if you dont live there
Those really are the most ironic deaths ever, especially the camel and electronic chair ones.
I could spend the rest of my life without breathing
just be a short life
You forgot one lol
Douglas tompkins founder of north face dies of hypothermia in kayak accident in Chile
Wild right
This video is offensive, i died from falling off a swegway
RIP
+NukeML Thank you for your respect my friend
lol. then how are you commenting?
+Pooh xsquish Ummm my spirit is of course....duh
Lol
When Link said "I'd love to be enthused by a camel. One hump or two?" I DIED!
Damn the segway wasn't boiled for safety
Stop.
+Mahee Iyer yassssss!
xD
"The end of his world as he knew it." Did anyone else start laughing hysterically at that? No? Just me? Ok.
My cat got ranover by an animal shelter truck ._.
boyf riends that’s horrible. I know this was 2 years ago, but I’m so sorry.
I doubt it actually happened
...
Ok
That’s why you don’t let your cats just roam the streets
Please do at least one more episode of Forest Patrol please. I really miss those guys and have all the episodes memorized. Maybe for the 4th of July? Love you guys.
Instead of buying a segway, ima buy the entire company to get one.
Anyone watching without socks? I am.
Me
ME!!
K
So am I
me
Collab with Matthias.
+Joel Thomas YES
PLEASE
yeeeesssss!!
+Joel Thomas @ghunder
POR FAVOR!!
My recommended is no kidding all GMM. I have no clue how. I just spent around 5 hours watching them.
How about a shirt that says "I love to be enthused by camels"? Hahaha
rhett looks beautiful
I feel ya
always
The last time I was this early... I stabbed someone for making a "last time I was this early" joke..
You stabbed yourself?
+Top10Archive I love you
That home video was beautiful!!!!! Love your voice!
The Segway guy actually lived and they made a whole documentary on him😂
“Grabba da feets!” Put that on a tshirt!
I was watching this on my phone while sitting on the toilet.
Thanks, I totally cared to know that.
lol
in doing that rightnow
K cool
Me too
Rhett and Link are serious friendship goals
"It was the end of his world as he knew it. ... That was really bad." -Rhett
Was reading this as he said it 🤣🤣
Who else died while watching this episode?
me. X(
darn ;P
+Rebeka Miller when is the death ceromny
Pfft. You JUST died? I died years ago! Hahahaha...heheh...oh wait...
My soul died long ago... XD I'm sorry
I died......
Of Laughter...Celebrate Me...🤘🏼
How do you die and then type a comment.....
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY!!!!!
yeah how are u talking
That wheel ending just made me ridiculously happy lol
yellow skin is a sign of liver failure, nothing to do with the color of carrots
another sign of liver failure would also be yellow eyes
Vitamin a overdose can cause liver failure
You may be correct but eating well beyond the normal amount of carrots can tint the skin. It's called _Carotenosis_ and you can get it from consuming too much carotene regardless of the source. (Carrot, Sweet Potato, Mango, cantaloupe, typically anything naturally orange..)
Saying it has noting to do with the carrots may be true in the context of his death but it's not true as a blanket statement of atypical skin pigmentation.
@@NWinnVR ah, you beat me to it! But thank you for setting the record straight.
The human body is so interesting. We can turn all kinds of colors due to a variety of medical conditions. Ever heard of the Blue Fugates?
Oh God looks like we've got a team of scientists here
I have bright red eyes when I'm floating midair what is that a sign of
ITS THE NATIONAL DAY OF NORWAY!
as everyone rides their segway
Vlad Draghici pff
+Vlad Draghici LOL
+Turkish Russian Yes and I'm celebrating it by sitting at home, playing games.
+Turkish Russian Happy Leif Erikson Day! shut up we were all thinking it.
5;25
That ain't the electric chair, that's the electroc throne.
I laughed way too hard at "He died in his sleep...he happened to be driving a car at the time" ahahaha
At 7:18 did anyone else’s screen go crazy
Whenever they have numbers in their title, does anyone count to make sure like did anyone count if there were really 7 stories in this?
yaaaaaaay! I'm not alone
Who else is late?
Me
Me 🙁
Always me
me
me ;-;
Link deserves more credit than he gets. I thought he was pretty funny this time, Rhett is always great
I live for Rhett's tight electric blue 2/3 sleeved Blazer *heart eyes*
Carrot guy was yellow cuz he destroyed his liver, not from the orange of the carrots. It's called jaundice.
6:59 Link has surprisingly huge manly hands!
Its hard to remember that hes still like 6'3 when hes next to 6'4 giant rhett😂😂
That guys singing at the end of the video is me didn't know it would come out so well
The yellow was because his liver was failing.
Why isn't boiled for safety an option for a t shirt?
*Good point but hey, it's on a mug now sooooo...*
Ԍ◎◎ᗠ ᗰүҬӉі℃ᗋし ᗰ◎ГทіทԌ
"I LOVE TO BE ENTHUSED BY A CAMEL"- put that on a T-Shirt!
My friend says she hated dogs, then a dog saved her life. Then she said she still hated dogs, and the dog attacked her, almost scratched her eye out.
Coincidence? I think not.
I don't think that they understand what irony is
+Xplosivemoosees If you look it up you'll see that there are several types of irony and you can argue that the segway death counts as historical irony. You could argue for some of the others too. Besides, at this point, misuse of the word 'ironic' is so common that it takes on another meaning, like how 'literally' can now be used literally or as hyperbole that strengthens your metaphor.
so early woohooo noification squadd...
Here
here
I cracked my phone fu Gmm
hell yeah boi
L
Back when Rhett and Link didn't just eat gross and random stuff. Miss when they actually had stuff to "talk about"