Star Wars Acolyte: It some how gets worse │Episode 4
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So this is how Star Wars dies ... With numerous queefs.
Edit: Look, Mom, I'm famous!
It's BEEN dead. All this time, Dizni's just been beating a dead TaunTaun. 👋😞
@@CrownOfRoses541 lol
I believe the quote was a round of queefs
Thunderous queefs!
@CrownofRoses541
And I thought they (Leslye Headland) smelled bad on the outside
Star Wars has become so inclusive, that the shows are specifically made for audiences with mental disabilities and learning difficulties.
And no knowledge of literature tropes, and story structure.
Even the makers of "Adventure Time" admitted they never had anything preplanned, or much backstory when the show first came out, and just winged it.
Nobody nowadays plans anything.
@@beauwalker9820 This here 👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Made by* not made for. This wasn't made for anyone.
As someone with ADHD and dyslexia I take incredibly offence....
Absolutely accurate. It takes a minus iq to watch this rubbish
Star Wars died the day George Lucas sold it. Disney has just been doing unspeakable things to a rotting corpse.
First with those god awful sequals, and now this
But why did Lucas sell it? Because people hounded him relentlessly and nonstop about the prequels to the point he didn't want it anymore. We pushed him into the arms of The Mouse who comforted him and promised him that his baby, Star Wars, would be well taken care of and just like any abuser, it was good, for a while. Now we're at the "Why do you make me do this?" part of our abusive relationship with Disney Star Wars and it's only gonna get worse
@@nightstrike90 No, he sold it because he wanted to spend more time with his family and cash out. Stop blaming the fanbase that actually cared about the integrity of a franchise and its story.
@@nightstrike90money not people hounding him no it was purely for money he is just as much at fault and everyone else that has touched anything Star Wars in the media
It died back in 1999.
"Somehow, DSP has returned" *snort*
I didn't dew annnything wronnng. (Palpatine Voice)
@@TK_1340*attempts to shoot lightning bolts at luke and instead rolls off a balcony*
The pig snorts!
DSP could write a better Star Wars story compared to Disney. That's how bad it is at this point.
'Cockadookie bullshit bumblefuck nonsense'
Kk: “Fire me and you and your shareholder buddies will be exposed. You were on ‘the list’. Right?”
I’m convinced this is why they haven’t canned her yet.
I don't understand what KK gains from this. Period. Right now the franchise is a toy box for children to play with. "Take that ugly space guy - Pew Pew"
Does it really have to be that elaborate? We live in a terrible time with terrible people determined to crash the West with no survivors. She's just doing what Disney and their DEI masters want her to do.
Once you find out what DEI is and how much money Blackrock and Vanguard give these companies to be woke, then you will know why they dont fire her.
@@JDoe-gf5ozisnt that more elaborate?
I can confirm saw them on the wiki leaked Big St. E's Island Adventure. Carnival cruise also visited Little St. Epstein isla on the regular through the 90s forward till recently. Also hundreds of people dissappear on that Carnival cruise every year. It's a coincidence right?😂
Don't mind me, just here to remind everyone she was Harvey Weinsteins assistant and said nothing, despite MeToo. I will take every opportunity I get to remind people because when it comes to Headland, I'm flying the flag of no quarter
They all said nothing, man. It's not a unique thing on Hollywood. It's a hive of scum and villainy.
"Close your eyes. What do you see?"
"I see nothing, Mr. Weinstein."
Agreed. I guess she is all about being a SJW, unless it costs her anything. And yeah everyone knew, but only one person was with the man every day and actually saw it happening. Don't pretend like there isn't a difference there. But that's the way it goes with these people. It's all about believe all women. Unless they are from a certain middle eastern ally of ours. Then screw those colonizers, they deserved what the other middle eastern country, that is not our ally, did to them. And this, from a bunch of babies that scream like feral children about micro aggressions. It's kind of like they don't really believe that at all, and are just using it when it's convenient to gain power.
@@axetheviking6482 "I see nothing, but I feel some strange rod shaped object poking my face"
@@Mangaka-ml6xoHah!
Disney really went from "dreams come to life" to "accept our DEI, manly bigots".
they went from being "the cradle of western animation, who hires all" to "we only do live action CGI and some applicants need not apply"
I will admit there could have been biases within the company at the time but I believe if someone had a high level of talent it could override those biases.
Essentially a possible case of
Boss: "they are now your manager"
Employee1: "But they are X"
Boss: "Come back to me with something like the next sleeping beauty and then we will talk"
Dreams come to DIE
We need Indiana Jones and Walt's Frozen Head.
It’s actually accept our JEDI, you bigot. Gotta include that Marxist restorative Justice
Walt Disney is spinning in his cryogenic freezing chamber
New power source discovered
@@Flesh_Wizard UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
"Who allowed the ✡️ to run my company?!"
"Iger did"
@@guilhermehank4938 Disney loved the Brews, he hated Communists, with a burning passion that eclipsed the Sun in its intensity.
Full 1984..Ministry of Truth rewriting history in real time to save face.
I don't even remember what it was like to enjoy starwars anymore.
Watch Andor. Forget that the director used Stalin's young years for inspiration.
Have fun.
Look up the 2D Clone Wars where Anakin fights Ventress. It ain't much, but it reminds me what used to be great about Star Wars.
@@Rosales3269 Bro that came out in 2003. You think there's anyone in these comments who hasn't seen it?
@@jesterapp no, of course not. I'm just saying it's a great way to remember what it's like to enjoy Star Wars. At least, from Ye Olde times. Before the Disn Ages.
@@jesterapp In fairness, considering the amount of people who swear up and down that it'll get better(acolyte) and that it's some how impossible to tell some things are dogshit from a few episodes, may have never seen the old clone wars show. After all, most of these people clearly sucked at their literature classes if they think this show is remotely "peak". A show with 3 minute long episodes and 12 at most, had more going on than an hour of anything from here and half the time it had zero dialogue, just lots of grunting.
POWER OF MANY
...deleting their Disney+ subscription
Yaaas yaaas!
Bankruptcy of Many
...many women with daddy issues
One Too Many
With The Acolyte Amandla proved she can’t act. With that music video she proved that she can’t sing or dance either 😆.
Why don't actors move their faces anymore? Guess that requires to much work to do. It's not like acting depends on expressions or anything...lol
@@OswaltSamuel That's the kind of thing that happen when you hire people regardless of their quality or ability.
@@OswaltSamuel It's funny. It's why Master Squidgame is the best actor. He wasn't trained on this garbage, he was trained as an actual actor. So despite the fact that his character is dumb, his lines are awful, and he doesn't even speak the language (an attempt was made) he shows up everyone else because he can emote.
@@Mangaka-ml6xo 100% agree. If you ever want to show people what your talking about: Let them watch the scene from the Dark Knight were the joker talks with the mob bosses. Then let them watch any scene from this mess. I know it's not a fair comparison, as Heath Ledger's performance is one of the best of al time. But the drastic difference should help to really bring home the point.
@@chucklebouf5379 Couldn't have said it better myself. And lets be honest, Master Squidgame was not the reason this show sucks.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
Well at least someone reads books still. Well said sir, well said.
Kinda sounds like a White House press conference.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Master Kelnacca?"
"No"
"I thought not. It's not a story Ki-Adi-Mundi would tell you."
You may think he's concerned about the Droid Attacks on The Wookies. But that's just a cover for past indiscretions.
Lol, man this actually made me laugh...well done sir, well done.
Gundam, thank you for taking the mental trauma for our sake! You’re far more entertaining than this train wreck ever could be.
Dude's been jumping on live grenades for us for years.
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
"Oh my gawd, you go girl!" The Dykolyte is the bestest show ever. All hail Disnetard.
The Acodyke
Everyone to Prequel Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."
you make a good point but that's a much different flavor of bad then this.
If it weren’t for that we would still have it where it should be and have stayed at in the first place.
I bet if George hadnt caught so much crap he would have even passed it down his family.
Hate me for it but I’ve always loved the prequels and think they’re masterpieces (some minor imperfections included)
The prequels are excellent movies and all of the bandwagon prequel haters and OT boomers deserve Disney Star Wars.
No, they deserve it. The prequels are dogshit. The fact that they're better than anything Disney has produced is a very low bar that should not be celebrated.
RIP to Gundam for commiting true self harm by watching this trash.
Gundam's sacrifice is saving thousands of hours and lives out here.
@@rochskier A feat worthy of Major general Yuri Kellarny! Press F to pay respect!
The blaming of one...
The blaming of two...
The blaming of maaannnyyy...
Credit goes to Duececoup... awesome post.
"It don't matter. None of this matters."
Carl spitting straight facts!
He forgets because he has to go through rebirth 40 years later in which he gets dementia.
Space Buddhism?
Lol, well said, well said.
And then he becomes president of the USA?
It can ALWAYS get worse...
There's always a bigger fish...
@@polishscribe674 nah, they already ruined lotr. Not disney, but Amazon did. Whats next... back to the future?
Change: It WILL always get worse…
@@P12ooFim sure theyre just waiting and already talked about it
True, very true. Remember when the prequals were the worst thing star wars every put out? Now they seem down right good in comparison.
At this point any remaining fans clinging to this franchise, I genuinely have to question your sanity. Lucasfilm will NEVER change.
It did once... into this. I guess the new hope is for a return of the jedi to what they once were. Lest the empire strikes back of course.
@@8-7-styx943/10
@8-7-styx94 that's not how these things work. Once they go, they're gone forever. Either they sell it (they wont) or something new has to come and replace Star Wars. Try new stuff, I've gotten into the tabletop games Infinity and Dropzone/Dropfleet Commander which scratches the itch.
They win if they get us to hate Starwars in its entirety. People should reject Disney "Starwars" and go back and savor the EU and the OT/Prequel movies, they can't take the magic away from what came before unless we purposefully try to fit it in or accept their additions to the canon. #ReturnToTradition
You think this is bad, try the boys s4
the thousands of discussions that have been had and censored on the boys subreddit for damage control
L take
We have plenty of valid reasons as to why writing has dropped off and is basically another soapbox speech from rich liberal Hollywood.
You know it's bad when articles coming out about how the writing has taken a drop, the RT score is at 50% and they're accusing people of review b**bing. Even thought a lot of the reviews aren't in English.. proof is in the pudding, people don't like the shows writing this season and the dropoff happened s3.
It's all been discussed, censored on their subreddit and removed.
It has taken a definite shift and so much is obvious. If you really wanna discuss it we can, but I have a feeling you like the news surrounding the show more than the show
Because regardless of politics (before being banned and censored) people were giving their genuine opinions.
It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with a steady decline in writing along with the writer having a chip on his shoulder and liberal privilege.
Also he downplayed the Jeffery Epstien case and implied the grown man Kyle Rittenhouse defended himself against (when they were doing the obvious parody) wasn't a pdfile but he was lol, he raped a child. So it's half baked sloppy lazy political takes that downplay the sexual 🍇 of minors.
AWESOME DUDE LOL, talk about a liberal utopia. 👍 😎
Also reconning the kimiko thing with Frenchie at the end of the season and making him go gay despite the fact it has nothing to do with the shows and they're just adding it in to hit the diversity and inclusivity quota, Huggies mom subplot, everyone's character personalities written into the ground, all of this and more has been talked about them the sensitive left does damage control.
And all you liberal snowflakes delete posts, genuine criticism, and anyone saying anything that isn't gagging on the new season on their knees
You wanna talk snowflake if we tried to give these opinions on the sub you're banned and the post is removed.
The Acolyte is complete garbage. The media defending Disney is pathetic.
Why you think it is complete garbage. It's not the best, but nearly as bad as people make it out to be.
It is, and it's shameful each episode costs more to make than Revenge of the Sith. Where is all that money going?
@@Ptmkn no the show has a budget of 180 million. Revenge of the sith had a budget of 190 million (accounting for inflation)
So where is the money going? Why in the world is the budget so high when it looks so cheap?
@@Ptmkn where in my comment did you get 180 million as a budget is so high? That 180 million is stretched across 8 episodes, revenge of the sith had a higher budget, and shorter run time.
theyre gonna bring the wookie back with the power of MANNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Can't Spell wookie without "woke"
Wookies arent even allowed to be Jedi due to their inherent rage... Oh Didni 😢
@@A_Black_Sheep94 I think he was allowed because they felt bad he was so small and stunted.
It makes me happy to see the evil sister say she's loyal to OSHA. Safety in the workplace is paramount.
Underrated comment 🤣
Man, I have been thinking that since I herd her name. Do you think they even know that OSHA is a hated organization across America? Honestly I think they don't, and that fits with the rest of this show.
Spoilers, she failed. There are no handrails in the future movies.
It's been driving me nuts that they used that name
Seriously though, I really can't NOT think of workplace safety every single time anybody says her name. On top of that, this isn't even the first time I've heard some version of that joke. It's just not a good idea to pick character names that already have a meaning that thoroughly established, that is definitely not a person's name. Might as well call a character "Nasa" while they're at it.
That video the lead actress did had narcissism levels so high I'm genuinely concerned for her safety should she walk by any reflective pools of water.
I'd bet papa Gundam would still take a crack at her though lol.
The theory of money laundering is sounding less like a theory and more of a fact.
that jedi wookie looks like harry from harry and the hendersons
It do
Wookie arent allowed to be Jedi...
Jedi have standards and entry requirements, the Sith have open borders, take all comers, and go in through the out door...
Well, no.
Jedi take every Force-sensitive child in. Siths take only who they deem worthy.
Don't worry, one of her mom's will end up being the Sith. Probably the black one with the bullseye on her forehead. I am also expecting her to beat the Jedi, and Osha and Mae will fight and defeat her. But not before Osha dies. Then Mae will become a Jedi to make amends for her violent murders. Because didn't you know? She is actually a good guy.
This episode was somehow simultaneously the longest and the shortest. Their track record of contradictions continues.
Wow….imagine watching this episode yourself? So many dead brain cells. Thank you for your sacrifice, Gundam.
He’s already begun to fall, he mentioned the pronoun nonsense in this one didn’t bother him 😅😭 They’ve already begun to normalize it in his head lol
Gundam coming back from Disney Star Wars trenches. "You haven't seen what I have seen. But I can tell you my horror stories."
Darth Braces is truly a fantastic design concept. Can't wait for the reveal.. I bet it's a shlurpo. 😂
Smilo Ren
Darth Schlurpo the Snide
That sounds better than a Darth Fartgas in a suit
I'm calling it right now: There will be a season 2 because they broke the 16 episodes up like they did with Velma.
Awokelyte
Disney used to touch our hearts. Now they touch us inappropriately.
“I put in a wookie Jedi!”
*does nothing with the concept*
This, this is one of the problems.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
"I put in Trinity from the Matrix!"
Kills her off in the first few minutes in an idiotic way
Wookies arent allowed to be Jedi ffs
"It don't matter. None of this matters." - Carl, ATHF
Ki-Adi-Mundi was born in 111 BBY, while the show is set in 132 BBY, meaning he wouldn't be born for another 21 years.
You get more accurate lore information from dancing to the Xbox Kinect "I'm Han Solo" song than watching this show. Let that sink in.
When you get on TH-cam to watch something specific, but you see Gundam has uploaded a new video, so you watch that instead.
Poor Gundam torturing himself watching the acolyte when it's not even worth a hate-watch.
That Basil the Siberian Hamster Señor Fawlty
YOU PUT BASIL IN THE RATATOUILLE???!!
My prediction for the super clever plot twist is that Darth Zipper Teeth will turn out to be both moms. It’ll turn into the fight against El Guapo and his men in the Three Amigos. Zippers popping in and out all over the place, confusing the Jedi.
Putting a character that wasnt born in then wondering "why are you mad?" To the fans, who love the story AND LORE. I mean how insane are you? The lore and story is WHY THIS SERIES HAS FANS
I can't get over how weirdly shaped her head and neck are... like a long thumb with a shock of hair glued to the top.
Wookie jedi was a big selling point. Dead without really doing anything.
Trinity was a big selling point. Died before the intro.
And then you see reactions that totally aren’t staged where -they all seem to be reading from the same script why it’s good- give their honest opinion of why it’s great👍
-Also reactors talking about how this is their 4th time watching the episode because it’s just that good but forgetting that when they act surprised at a "plot twist"-
Wookie literally aren't allowed to be Jedi though. They have too much inherent rage in their species.
Wookies arent even allowed to be Jedi due to their inherent rage... Oh didni.
Acolyte ep 5: Somehow, Palpatine returned
And then Sephiroth intervened
@@capo4270*clapping furiously*
Free Palpatine
@@Guus115 From the Senate to The Exhaust Duct, Palpatine will be free!
In his youth when they were going through a trans goth phase.
"Is they with us"
I dunno, maybe you should... axe them if they is coming with you?
A simple, "Is it with us?" would've worked the same way and felt far more natural, but they couldn't help themselves
finna axe they
Remember. No matter how bad it gets, it can always get worse.
Yes, I never understood users defending millions dollars companies.
What are the odds this show gets the Willow treatment and is straight up removed?
Thank you, Papa Gundam. I pray for you and your sanity.
Disney made the main character black and with no father. Talk about reinforcing stereotypes.
also goes on to become a serial killer.
It's over Gundam! They have the high ground now! 🤣
My favorite moment was when baby yoda looked directly into the camera and said, "Alcolyte.You're my only hope." and then he started twerking doing duck face.
When the sith lord snuck up on the jedi, in my head I heard Kirllin yell out "Stealth mode!"
SENZU BEAN!!!
"My book is a warning, not a manual" 🤣🤣🤣
someone called me a "neo na*i" because i said this show sucks in every aspect. this alone says a lot about the people this show was made for
Just proves who ever called you that has zero ability to think critically
Morons. Hahahaha
Edit: Google, can I say that?
Next time give them the salute and walk away.
Obviously master mundi rediscovered Jedi time travel as he was shot and arrived at the past Jedi temple and decided to let everyone die cuz something something paradox I dunno ask the writers room.
Your videos are always on point, keep it going
The heel reversal here is on par with Ellie at the end of TLoU2.
Someone told me that according to the end credits; diverse witchbian mom #1 is the Sith Lord. 🤷♂️
Papa Gundam reciting Shakespeare made Ian McKellen swoon!😂
Lmfaooooo the A.I. Shakespeare Gundams 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
We should appreciate the horrors this man goes through to bring us this content. Plough on, sir, our hearts go out to you.
0:38 i can't wait for gaming to have an social gaming credit
Many thanks for the Dick 3 reference! Nobody cuts like an English Bard.
Hey now Gundam haven't you heard the acolyte is Hollywood's finest
*grabs popcorn* itsagundm about to go off.. *presses play*
Oh you missed the Amandla Stenberg song it’s an OSHA violation for sure!
Yor held onto the Wookie pouch for at least a year, and the gopher could still smell the Wookie. Also the Wookie had one scent path and DIDN'T completely cover the forest in fur and his smell over the course of at least a year.
Ever since Anakin blew up the Death Star the Star Wars franchise has been getting -better- *more diverse* with each new release
Why does everybody say that Bazil looks cute? This furry thing is the stuff of nightmares!
You got to get Theory on. He has finally joined the Rebellion ironically?
Because He has Hope, The very theme of the IP, he held on for much longer than anticipated. Like me Obi Wan was the beginning. The Spark. He has lost that Hope. He has joined the Rebellion.
His storyline is fascinating considering how long he held on. He has over 2 million subs for his dedication to the brand.
But even He was forced to the Rebellion. And the Rebellion is Strong.
That Shakespeare quote was spot on 😂
Obi Wan Kenobi said..and i quote "i dont ever remember owning a droid." 😮
Gundam reading Shakespeare was not on my bingo card!
May the force ' is they with us?'
THe "oh my god this sucks" closer was perfection
The Acolyte will give us brain rot and retina cancer by the end of the season
When we all die in nuclear fire I will try to think about how these people are dying too.
Eaten by raiders and great Khan's. Rofl😂
Pretty sure Ki Adi Mundi's first spoken line is talking about how the Sith had not been seen in a millennia. So Sol, Mae, Osha and the force gang are all going to have to eat it without any communication going out and the Jedi Temple simply not investigating the disappearance of several Jedi (which won't happen if they follow their own lore when the second mom told the first mom about how spilling a drop of Jedi blood would get them annihilated) or they somehow cover it up but why would they do that? Or they escape but then never report the Sith at all which again, doesn't make sense. Especially since Diversity Haircut man is a hard nose for the rules and even the Padawan is pretty cut and dry about things. But maybe I'm putting more thought into the actions and consequences of things more than any writer has done for Disney Star Wars outside of Andor.
These episodes are like a Mad Magazine parody of Star Wars.
I dunno how you manage to watch those episodes for our entertainment Gundam. But more power to ya. Someone has to chronicle Stars Wars in its death throes.
Oh who could of guessed sad just sad
They cut him out...for budgetary reasons?!
Girl I watched a monster fighting a heavy cruiser for 5 mil
I was waiting for this, and once again sir you didn’t disappoint! I watch your take on the show so I won’t have to.
@4:56 = "for all extensive purposes" lolol amazing, another keeper
Now Disney’s failure is complete
It's just all being done to cover up their money laundering. Sort of like how they caught in their tax scheme in Florida before RonDe capitulated and was bought out.
KK (after you explain the timeline): Math is RayCist!
I knew something is off about that Mundi fella. He forged his birth date and lied about the Sith even though he oversaw a Jedi op facing one. He then diverted Yoda to the Wookie planet during a war when the Jedi needed a proper centralized command.
Blaster to the gut fatal, but a lightsaber to the gut not fatal. Makes sense.
WOW, its a accurate representation of THEY/ THEM twitter trolls,
Stunning & Brave Disney Star Wars
I need to say: I appreciate the Shakespeare quote.
The Dung Eater got ahold of Star War's corpse.
listen... this is stunning and brave writing. this is cannon now. NOTHING else matters.