As an ER nurse the answer is yes. Yes people are really that stupid. Edit: since so many asked, here is one of my favorites Teenager shows up weeping, saying she took a whole bottle of pills. As we’re preparing the code bed we ask her what she took. She’s bawling and says she doesn’t know. We press again, “what did you take?” Vitamin C. She took fucking vitamin C.
My good friend is an ER nurse. After twenty plus years he has accumulated an extensive bank of stories which effectively validate the premise that we live among thousands upon thousands of people who are willing and able to prove beyond any doubt that they are astonishingly stupid. It’s definitely a real thing.
@@terrystowers6085 I have been saying for a while now that 'We are a stupid species!' and if anything, as technology develops, we seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You can forget about 'common sense' because it is no longer common. I think that some of the crazy things people did during the Pandemic can easily prove that point. Where and when will it end? I have no idea. Mark from Melbourne Australia
I work at a retail pharmacy, years ago we had a young lady who had a prescription for birth control pills. The package instructed her to take one pill each day. After several months of being on the pill she comes into the pharmacy absolutely furious, claiming she got pregnant and that we must have given her the wrong pills. Eventually the pharmacist was able to calm her down and ask her about how often she was taking the pills, how she was taking them, etc. Turns out this lady had been inserting them into her vagina. I’m told that she’s the reason we now have to specify to take pills “by mouth” on our packaging. Truly wild what some people’s brains will cook up
True story. About 35 years ago a friend was working at an ER. There was a drugged girl dumped off. She had a weird purple discharge. Turned out that she had been given vaginal suppositories for a yeast infection. The pharmacist told her that she could use KY jelly with insertion. She couldn't find any KIWI Jelly. . .so she bought grape instead.
@@Dalep560 I don’t shower or brush my teeth, i don’t need to. Ive transcended body odor and tooth decay from 5 years of dedicated meditation, semen retention, and eating a raw vegan diet, which is what we humans were originally created to eat. When you decalcify your pineal glad through meditation and eating a raw vegan diet, and then hone your inner life force through rigorous semen retention (meditation is equally important for this too,) your body becomes progressively more self sufficient, until you eventually become a master of the body, instead of being its slave. I did a trial of this method using myself as a test subject. I went to the get a blood panel done in January, they found I had some supposed vitamin deficiencies and something called “high homocysteine”, yet I feel great and am able to run marathons, so obviously my body has transcended the need for cooked foods, and animal flesh, I don’t count calories, or proteins anymore, but I last I checked I tend to eat roughly 690 calories per day from raw vegetables and fruits, and 12 grams of protein. my body thrives on this amount. Every year I push this lower and lower, and eventually I believe I’ll transcend the need for food entirely. My goal is to be the first western person documented and scientifically proven to achieve transphysiological ascension. My theory is that I’m tapping in to the inner life force that all humans have, but most cannot access. This vast reservoir of potential energy can be consciously accessed and activated by the brain but only given the right conditions of intense and consistent physical, mental, and nutritional stress. Once the internal life force is activated, it can be used to nourish and fuel the body, even being used to instantly clean out wastes, toxins, and debris both inside and outside of the body, eliminating the need for showering, brushing teeth, or any other plebeian “hygiene” practices. Once this life force is mastered, it can give one the power to develop ESP, superior physical strength, and other abilities, even allowing one to manipulate the forces of nature and influence the minds of others. This is what those deemed as witches, shamans, and magicians throughout history have done. And I seek to prove this once and for all be accomplishing this ascension myself in 2023.
I love when House gets these special patients. My fav was a woman came in complaining that her asthma medicine wasn't working and was going through 1 a week. House asked her if she was using it correctly, to which she curtly replied "Do I look like an idiot?" She then proceeded to show House how she used her inhaler by spritzing on each side of her face with a smug look. OTFL!!!!
@@lolno4154 They really need to teach people how to use inhalers, she was fictional but i saw someone post about doing almost the SAME EXACT THING I don't have asthma and even i know how to properly use an inhaler
I would have had to have left the room. Then go all the way down the hall holding on to this laugh until I finally went about 50 or 60 ft away from the hospital and give the biggest laugh known to man. Plus how do you not share that story after that?
I saw another movie Hugh filmed called Mr Pip where he's the last white man living in this remote village in the Pacific and the villagers call him "Pop-eye" because of how mesmerizing his eyes are! It's such a great movie!
@@williamroberts5716 They could explain that away as being due to having lived on multiple military bases home and abroad exposing him to many different accents. Also Hee Haw was a great show.
the main difference between psycho and idiot is that psychos are considered ill and being treated accordingly , while idiots roaming free by hoards of millions.
@@MrRattlebones640But appearing dumb can sometimes be from lack of knowledge rather than intelligence, leading to inferences made by being intelligent being drastically wrong because their is an incorrect factual premise underlying the subsequent calculations
@@SnorriTheLlama im aware of that, my point was she had the knowledge of the word “neurological” but lacked the intelligence to work out that contraceptive jelly was not actually jelly (i hate that word, we use jam over the pond).
I think I met MOST of them in the military, and later responding to calls as a deputy sheriff... It boggles my mind how d*mb some people are, and how they've managed to stay alive must be due to pure luck... At least that's the reason why my Ex is still amongst the living... even after I left him early in the marriage, lol... And, here I thought he'd show some kind of intelligence after quitting his covert daily addiction for the wacky tobaccy... lol, he didn't... Too bad too, as he was the spitting image of Tom Selleck in his younger days.
I used to know a girl who let her boyfriend in her "backdoor." They didn't have any lube so they used Smuckers Strawberry Ice Cream topping. The next day he couldn't wake her up. He rushed her to the ER. Turns out she was a diabetic. Using the Smuckers put her into a diabetic comma, almost killed her!!!!
Reminds me of that woman who died due to a severe allergic reaction to macadamia nuts. She was always really careful about what she ate and so it was a mystery how she even got them into her system. It turns out, they were her boyfriends favorite snack and he had enough nuts in his nuts to give her a reaction.
Practiced podiatry for 38 years. All new employees were told my 3 rules: 1. Most people are stupid 2. Stupid people do stupid things 3. We can’t fix stupid
All you people coming in like you've discovered the secret to humanity. Yes bruh, everyone knows that people are so inconceivably idiotic that a toddler could outshine them in smarts. It's nothing new. Stop posting comments about it
I worked in hospitals for 30+ years, and some of the things retrieved from the rectums was astonishing. Some things were ALIVE when they went in. Disgusting.
@@ernestoaguinaga6074see, curiosity is very much fundamental for human beings BUT there are things that once you peeked into them, there is no return from that point. And you will deeply engrave those "sick,wtf,puke,diarrhea" memories, and they will just pop in your mind while you doing test, or have a normal conversation with friends or gf, them *SUDDENLY* 2GRILLS1CUP memory hits. And you feel engrossed all over again, until you make peace with it, and ask your friend/gf if she's willing to earn big bucks for taking a dump on video. Rabbitholes can be fun to investigate, then you learn about the dark side of the Internet! Curiosity killed a cat!
Consulting someone smarter and more knowledgeable than you and a dash of common sense is the answer. Of course, there's so many idiots running around making babies, common sense isn't common anymore. Not a single medical professional told her to put strawberry jelly up there. She either did that herself or watched some stupid TH-cam/Tiktok prank and took it as advice. If you don't know, ask.
@@NarfireVA and we also have those in positions of power trying their damnedest to stop teenagers from learning about intercourse and how babies are made, expecting mommy and daddy to do it for them. But mommy and daddy don’t want to teach them
There is certainly not a lack of information. In the past i could understand you either needed to talk to a doctor, educated person or live close enough and with enough recourses to go to a library. But not there are people who are learning this stuff at like 10 years old in school then again in high school at like 14 - 18 ish. Then if school from 10-18 was not enough you can go to the library and find a absolute abundance of books on this topic. If this is not enough you can easily ask your doctor, pharmasist or even just someone who works in a drug store things like this are far less frowned upon in the past 2 so you should have no shame for asking unlike in the past where u may be shamed for looking for these things. If all of the above is still not enough for the absolute idiots in society today you could use your phone, laptop. computer or literally any source of media or interet and google it or youtube it or watch doccumentaries about it there is such a abundance of information on this that its only people being ignorant on purpase or people who are truly stupid
@@Joel-pg4yi see the short with the boy and the mp3 player up in his a**, and the comments in the short, some nurse mentioned a guy appeared in ER 3 different times with a shampoo bottle inside him, claims he 'fell' on it so yeah, food is not shocking
@@Joel-pg4yiit was tv. She needed a certain kinda jelly like spermicidal. Those evil lil sperms. Always pull out and put on belly and/or titties. If she kewel, she’ll let u rub it in. Yes sir!!
It's almost like a patient with asthma, complaining that the inhaler doesn't work. When asked to demonstrate how they used the inhaler, they sprayed it on their neck, instead of inhaling it. "M'am, you have to inhaled it, it's in the name." And then they proceed to inhale the label, not the aerosol.
Remember another shorts episode. An elderly woman with asthma, not getting relief, scoffs at House, "Do I look like an idiot" and when asked for demonstration, she puffs her aerosol can in her neck under ears.
My buddy worked in tech support for a computer company years back. Got a customer calling because his cup holder wasn't working properly. My friend asked if there was any problem with the man's computer. The man got annoyed and repeated his computers cup holder stopped working. Turns out the guy thought the cd disk carriage was a coffee cup holder. 😂
Oh my, this reminds me of a patient who had been using a diaphragm. Her OB doc had told her to use a spermicidal gel on it before insertion. She thought that any ‘jelly’ would work and used strawberry. Then there was the lady who couldn’t understand why she got pregnant because she was on birth control pills - - upon questioning it was discovered that she was inserting those pills into herself, not swallowing them!!
It’s okay, i remember my dad telling me this woman used those PDI wipes all over skin, to prevent her from getting pregnant. He said, she called them baby wipes, due to the fact it had the keep away from babies symbol and that made her think they prevented pregnancies. She was, unfortunately pregnant and had really bad skin rashes because of it😅
This is the equivalent of my field - a client was angry that a router / terminal combo unit was not water proof. It had dust on it so the thought process was to rip it from the fiber line and power cord and put it into a washer machine. Stupidity comes in all ages, genders, and sizes.
@dylanvelloca6698 you don't have to tell me people are stupid; I deal with it constantly. My point is why would you jump to the extreme instead instead of starting small? If I get a scratch on my arm I don't jump straight to putting on a cast
My cousin is a doctor, one of his favorite stories is one about a kid that got an appendectomy, it was a fat kid with a fat mother, when the kid woke up from anesthesia he said he was hungry, my cousin told the mom not to feed him anything except for the food the hospital will provide you, cut to a few hours later he makes the rounds and goes to check on the kid and his stitches are bursting from inflammation and the kid is writhing in agony, my cousin notices some soda cans and bags of cheetos, he asks her if she gave him some to eat, she said yes, he told her that she was told not to give him anything to eat except for the things the hospital would give them, and her answer? "I got these from the vending machine downstairs" so in her mind it was technically Hospital food just cause she got it from a vending machine at the hospital; Darwin almost did his job that day but unfortunately my cousin took an oath and had to save the kid's life.
youre an awful human being. and sounds like your friend is in the wrong career if he hates that he had to stop a LITERAL CHILD from dying from something that wasnt even his fault
Actually according to Darwin it isn't the smartest or the strongest that survive but the most adaptable. So he DID do his job, as he was once again proven correct. That kid adapted to act on his ignorance in the most appropriate setting. Thus, SURVIVNG.
@@ines4242 You can buy spermicide jelly for use during intercourse to kill sperm cells to prevent pregnancy without using a condom, but this offers no protection against STIs. This isn’t super popular.
@@ines4242I think there's a type of jelly used as a contraception blocker, but since "Jelly" is american for jams, she apparently thought strawberry jam would work...
The perfect phrase that only those who've worked customer service (or equivalent) will understand. Think how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half the population is dumber than that
I'm a lawyer and when I was first starting out I worked legal for a disability insurance company. I saw ridiculous claims like this from woman and men that would get infections and sue to have claims approved for paid time off from work.
Argentinian hospital 20 years ago ...one doc asked the patient to bring the sample "in a coffee jar" (public hospital didn't provide special sealed sterilised jars for free like private clinics did in those days) ...patient brought a brand new jar FULL OF COFFEE where he peed ..... and we had few WORSE ONES....
I do that as well (I’m not trying to assume anything but ) they do have trauma obgyn’s now if that’s something you think will help. In my experience they just talk to you through what’s happening. Let you know step by step as they go and try to relax the atmosphere as much as possible.
My father worked for a computer company and someone called in saying that they had a damaged keyboard. It was missing the "any" key and he couldn't get the computer to run without it. Stupidity might just be contagious.
I knew one of the 3 owners of a company worth millions. Making software for gas stations that integrated with the pumps and cash registers, eftpos, etc. Had a client in a city, "we can't get it to work no matter what we do", 1000 mile flight up there and the thing wasn't plugged into the power. He said "they were charged appropriately for a callout needing an interstate flight".
Oh my noooooo I thought she meant like the spermicide gel stuff. Not the strawberry jelly. I will never be able to put strawberry jam on a bagel ever again. 🤦♀️😩😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know this seems wack (and is so funny) but I’ve known patients to use suppositories without removing the foil and a few have swallowed them (thankfully without the foil) Reading directions is really important and drs sometimes assume patients know about things when they really don’t and then the pts don’t ask questions which is another REALLY important thing.
The necessary minimum iq points to derive comprehension from writing is 90, and the average iq of the population is 85, which means that greater than 50% of the population either can’t read at all, can’t read well, or technically can read perfectly…but can’t understand what they’ve read. Most feel embarrassed by their lack, and try to avoid reading when possible, deriving necessary information from context clues-essentially every single day is the SAT test for them. Greater than 50%.
Two fingers deep into patient’s prostate, bum up on display, door opens to the hallway for people to watch the show whilst nurse comes to asks some questions and leaves the door wide open? Welcome to Polish health service, we even made this part into a popular movie…
no, they didn't. Intelligence is more strongly correlated with survival now than it used to be. The determinative factor for pretty much all of history was the effectiveness of one's immune system, not one's brain.
There is already something wrong with hers since she stays with a guy that does not want to use rubbers despite the fact that she does not want to get pregnant
A person I used to know in high school once told me she'd be fine after the condom broke while having intercorse because she drank pickle juice afterward... she was not fine 😬
Not gonna lie, at first when she said jelly I thought it was petroluem jelly like vaseline. The second she brought out the rasberry I concurred with house
“… Okay… We have a neurological problem here.” 🤣
well, he did call a neurologist to the exam room, so that's good
🤣😂🤣I believe someone out there really thinks this way, too.
que problema?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Omg!!! I laughed so hard IT HUUURTS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need to remember that next time at work when some one says something stupid XD
As an ER nurse the answer is yes. Yes people are really that stupid.
Edit: since so many asked, here is one of my favorites
Teenager shows up weeping, saying she took a whole bottle of pills. As we’re preparing the code bed we ask her what she took. She’s bawling and says she doesn’t know. We press again, “what did you take?”
Vitamin C. She took fucking vitamin C.
My good friend is an ER nurse. After twenty plus years he has accumulated an extensive bank of stories which effectively validate the premise that we live among thousands upon thousands of people who are willing and able to prove beyond any doubt that they are astonishingly stupid. It’s definitely a real thing.
@@terrystowers6085 I have been saying for a while now that 'We are a stupid species!' and if anything, as technology develops, we seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You can forget about 'common sense' because it is no longer common. I think that some of the crazy things people did during the Pandemic can easily prove that point.
Where and when will it end? I have no idea.
Mark from Melbourne Australia
As a person who has to deal with humans every day, basically everyone is that stupid
Ever have a patient complain about the taste of the "Kentucky Jelly"? The "KY" Jelly 😂😂😂
Kind of proves Darwin wrong, don't you think?
This isn't just a problem, this is a real jam.
LOL Good one.
@@cooldesertknight9013 😊
Hey-oh!!!!
lol
Carlosss!!!
I work at a retail pharmacy, years ago we had a young lady who had a prescription for birth control pills. The package instructed her to take one pill each day. After several months of being on the pill she comes into the pharmacy absolutely furious, claiming she got pregnant and that we must have given her the wrong pills. Eventually the pharmacist was able to calm her down and ask her about how often she was taking the pills, how she was taking them, etc.
Turns out this lady had been inserting them into her vagina. I’m told that she’s the reason we now have to specify to take pills “by mouth” on our packaging. Truly wild what some people’s brains will cook up
I guess some peoples are just gifted whit stupidity
Now thats a neurological problem
I am going to guess America
@@SakorskySP Very...
That’s a lie. Why do people feel the need to make stuff like this up 😂.
23 years experience as an RN. I always say, never underestimate the stupidity of people.
I work at a helpdesk, why does this sound so familiar?
"Two things are infinite, as far as we know - the universe and human stupidity. Not sure about the former"
I work as a nurse also. Sometimes you just can not fix stupid people
She would of been as long as she used the superior flavor of grape.
Also just cause they have a nurse degree doesn’t mean they’re not dumb af
True story. About 35 years ago a friend was working at an ER. There was a drugged girl dumped off. She had a weird purple discharge. Turned out that she had been given vaginal suppositories for a yeast infection. The pharmacist told her that she could use KY jelly with insertion. She couldn't find any KIWI Jelly. . .so she bought grape instead.
Proof that true life is stranger than fiction.
I've met mofo's that won't shower but will brush their teeth twice a day
They raped that poor girl? Wym drugged girl dumped off.. poor soul
I can't imagine what kind of super infection she could've ended up with. 🥴🥴
@@Dalep560 I don’t shower or brush my teeth, i don’t need to. Ive transcended body odor and tooth decay from 5 years of dedicated meditation, semen retention, and eating a raw vegan diet, which is what we humans were originally created to eat.
When you decalcify your pineal glad through meditation and eating a raw vegan diet, and then hone your inner life force through rigorous semen retention (meditation is equally important for this too,) your body becomes progressively more self sufficient, until you eventually become a master of the body, instead of being its slave.
I did a trial of this method using myself as a test subject. I went to the get a blood panel done in January, they found I had some supposed vitamin deficiencies and something called “high homocysteine”, yet I feel great and am able to run marathons, so obviously my body has transcended the need for cooked foods, and animal flesh, I don’t count calories, or proteins anymore, but I last I checked I tend to eat roughly 690 calories per day from raw vegetables and fruits, and 12 grams of protein. my body thrives on this amount.
Every year I push this lower and lower, and eventually I believe I’ll transcend the need for food entirely.
My goal is to be the first western person documented and scientifically proven to achieve transphysiological ascension.
My theory is that I’m tapping in to the inner life force that all humans have, but most cannot access.
This vast reservoir of potential energy can be consciously accessed and activated by the brain but only given the right conditions of intense and consistent physical, mental, and nutritional stress.
Once the internal life force is activated, it can be used to nourish and fuel the body, even being used to instantly clean out wastes, toxins, and debris both inside and outside of the body, eliminating the need for showering, brushing teeth, or any other plebeian “hygiene” practices.
Once this life force is mastered, it can give one the power to develop ESP, superior physical strength, and other abilities, even allowing one to manipulate the forces of nature and influence the minds of others.
This is what those deemed as witches, shamans, and magicians throughout history have done. And I seek to prove this once and for all be accomplishing this ascension myself in 2023.
I remember the nurse (currently off screen) was laughing when he said "we have a neurological problem"
😮😮😅😅😅😅
He meant she was stupid?!😂
@katty63211 your fun at parties
@@enderdragoncrafter2412You're not too bright, yourself.
@enderdragoncrafter2412 maybe it's u who are not fun at parties destroying mood with snide comments.
I love when House gets these special patients. My fav was a woman came in complaining that her asthma medicine wasn't working and was going through 1 a week. House asked her if she was using it correctly, to which she curtly replied "Do I look like an idiot?" She then proceeded to show House how she used her inhaler by spritzing on each side of her face with a smug look. OTFL!!!!
ahahahaha i see .. alike a parfum in her neck.. ahahaha
I love that episode
As someone with asthma I’m just.. astounded.
@@lolno4154
They really need to teach people how to use inhalers, she was fictional but i saw someone post about doing almost the SAME EXACT THING
I don't have asthma and even i know how to properly use an inhaler
"OTFL" is my new favorite acronym! 😂😂😂
They don't show it here but the nurse next to him is trying not to laugh.
I would have had to have left the room. Then go all the way down the hall holding on to this laugh until I finally went about 50 or 60 ft away from the hospital and give the biggest laugh known to man. Plus how do you not share that story after that?
@@shioriryukaze I would have left the hospital grounds for that level of laughter
And just how is it that ya know that Doctor J? 🤔🤔
@@erikpinto2476my guess is that they've watched the show. These shorts cut off the outside edges of the screen.
@@sometimessnarky1642 Oh ok thanks!! 🤪🤪
I'm never gonna get tired of saying how gorgeous Hugh's eyes are
Like drowning in a sea of cynicism.
@@ScarletBrimstone Well Done!!! (can I borrow that phrase for my "life notebook!!") 🏆
@@barbarapettry6817 👍
Too bad they belong to a wanker
There’s two layers to this comment
I saw another movie Hugh filmed called Mr Pip where he's the last white man living in this remote village in the Pacific and the villagers call him "Pop-eye" because of how mesmerizing his eyes are! It's such a great movie!
I always forget Hugh is British. He did an American accent flawlessly.
He does do a good job but he laughs with an accent. "Haw, haw, haw."
@@williamroberts5716 They could explain that away as being due to having lived on multiple military bases home and abroad exposing him to many different accents.
Also Hee Haw was a great show.
@@christianboehlefeld5168 Yeah that's a good point.
he can sing blues too
What's really funny is when you see him in other roles and think "that's house". Like his roles in Blackadder.
Remember folks, there's no life guard at the gene pool!
Good one.
Although with each passing day it's made clear there should be one.
Unfortunately there is one it's called warning label every removed them off of everything the gene pool would get a lot less crowded
That’s hilarious!!
And people always pee in the pool...
the main difference between psycho and idiot is that psychos are considered ill and being treated accordingly , while idiots roaming free by hoards of millions.
And allowed to vote & drive 😅 /hj
@@catboy_official and to have kids, so they can make more idiots 🤦🏽♀️🤣😭
nah psychos take advantage of idiots.
And I swear to god they are the loudest people out there
@@tsrenis They do indeed. As well as good natured people, and normal citizens
Am surprised she understood what neurological meant
Knowledge =\= intelligence
and she's not even blond
@@MrRattlebones640But appearing dumb can sometimes be from lack of knowledge rather than intelligence, leading to inferences made by being intelligent being drastically wrong because their is an incorrect factual premise underlying the subsequent calculations
@@SnorriTheLlama im aware of that, my point was she had the knowledge of the word “neurological” but lacked the intelligence to work out that contraceptive jelly was not actually jelly (i hate that word, we use jam over the pond).
Pretty sure the writers put that line in to make sure viewers actually got what the “neurological” reference meant…
She doesn't need a medical consult She needs toast
@johnhurkett. She already has the yeast. Golden brown or a little burnt?
I nearly spat my coffee out at your comment.
Consult.
Medical consult.
😂😂😂
Well she’s already got jam and marmite…
He wasnt wrong to call Foreman😂 they needed a neurologist
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's both sad and funny, is that there are actually people who suffer from this same neurological condition called stupidity.
Some People Get Looks , Some Get brains , Some get a little of Both. It’s a Broad spectrum ! 😂😂 Keeps Life interesting.
And no cure... 😅
I think I met MOST of them in the military, and later responding to calls as a deputy sheriff...
It boggles my mind how d*mb some people are, and how they've managed to stay alive must be due to pure luck...
At least that's the reason why my Ex is still amongst the living... even after I left him early in the marriage, lol... And, here I thought he'd show some kind of intelligence after quitting his covert daily addiction for the wacky tobaccy... lol, he didn't... Too bad too, as he was the spitting image of Tom Selleck in his younger days.
Duh, 🙄 lol
@noninoni9962 as George Carlin once said "just think about how stupid people are, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
I used to know a girl who let her boyfriend in her "backdoor." They didn't have any lube so they used Smuckers Strawberry Ice Cream topping. The next day he couldn't wake her up. He rushed her to the ER. Turns out she was a diabetic. Using the Smuckers put her into a diabetic comma, almost killed her!!!!
coma*
@@McBehrerIt’s almost the same thing - punctuation in their life
WOW YOU WIN BAHAHAHA
Why on earth didn’t they just use lotion 😭
Reminds me of that woman who died due to a severe allergic reaction to macadamia nuts. She was always really careful about what she ate and so it was a mystery how she even got them into her system. It turns out, they were her boyfriends favorite snack and he had enough nuts in his nuts to give her a reaction.
He should have called in Foreman for the consult AFTER he said there was a neurological problem. 🤣
IKR!! 😂😂
In House defense, he thinks every patient has the neurological problem of stupidity.
@@dascherofficial with reason.
He said he thought she had a neurological problem. He didn't state the fact, so it was ok.
He’s just that good. It was foreshadowing, calling the neurology specialist on his team.
Practiced podiatry for 38 years. All new employees were told my 3 rules:
1. Most people are stupid
2. Stupid people do stupid things
3. We can’t fix stupid
All you people coming in like you've discovered the secret to humanity. Yes bruh, everyone knows that people are so inconceivably idiotic that a toddler could outshine them in smarts. It's nothing new. Stop posting comments about it
Podiatry huh? Cool. How do I fix an ingrown toenail?
@@CrazyBear65 You go see a podiatrist!
@@LifesPeachy321 Those 3 rules sure are proving themselves relevant.
😂😂😂😂 good rules
"Is something wrong with my brain? " "Oh YEAHH"
😂
A treatment course of peanut butter and all will be fine.
Now this was hysterical!
Crunchy, not smooth
LOL 🤣🤣 Almost fell out of bed.
😂😂😂😂😂
Had to censor myself because I wanted to add something too disgusting to your treatment.
He will always be one of the best characters in tv show history, never disappoints!
Love how it took a sec for the jar realization to hit House. He's got that "please don't tell me" face on after😂
you think she is allergic or something?🤣
Well.... a Lot of people are highly allergic to strawberries, soooo, could be an allergic reaction.
I mean, blick!! 🤢🤮
@shawiegand3183 more like when you put food down there you get yeast and bacteria feeding on it
And upon seeing the jar, his own brain short-circuited at the degeneracy on display.
Nope, lets just say she's got billions of little friends down there
One of my favorite episodes!!!!!
As a nurse I can truly say that these things really do happen!
My sister is a nurse ans she tells me how crazy people are in hospitals I'm like girl people can't be that stupid can they
such a polite way to phrase "ur a crazy lady" lol
Manners cost nothing but stupidity does
This is why my default setting when interacting with strangers is "moron until proven otherwise."
I give people the benefit of doubt... it usually only takes a few seconds to have my doubts removed
@@AllanTidgwellyou must not work in healthcare.....
Funny treat them that way but yea, definitely think it
ayoooo
Sure you do little buddy
I worked in hospitals for 30+ years, and some of the things retrieved from the rectums was astonishing. Some things were ALIVE when they went in. Disgusting.
ALIVE..?!? What the.. 👀😱😖
Ugh, the gerbil stories were real? 😩😩😖😖😖
@@SamlSchulze1104 NOT THE GERBIL 😭
@@moit_whats this about?
@@ernestoaguinaga6074see, curiosity is very much fundamental for human beings BUT there are things that once you peeked into them, there is no return from that point. And you will deeply engrave those "sick,wtf,puke,diarrhea" memories, and they will just pop in your mind while you doing test, or have a normal conversation with friends or gf, them *SUDDENLY* 2GRILLS1CUP memory hits. And you feel engrossed all over again, until you make peace with it, and ask your friend/gf if she's willing to earn big bucks for taking a dump on video. Rabbitholes can be fun to investigate, then you learn about the dark side of the Internet! Curiosity killed a cat!
Ignorance about birth control due to lack of valid medical information is the leading cause of unwanted pregnancy. Honest education is the answer.
Consulting someone smarter and more knowledgeable than you and a dash of common sense is the answer. Of course, there's so many idiots running around making babies, common sense isn't common anymore.
Not a single medical professional told her to put strawberry jelly up there. She either did that herself or watched some stupid TH-cam/Tiktok prank and took it as advice.
If you don't know, ask.
that may have been true 30 years ago in the 90s but now it's just willful ignorance.
@@NarfireVA and we also have those in positions of power trying their damnedest to stop teenagers from learning about intercourse and how babies are made, expecting mommy and daddy to do it for them.
But mommy and daddy don’t want to teach them
There has to be a brain in order to educate...
There is certainly not a lack of information. In the past i could understand you either needed to talk to a doctor, educated person or live close enough and with enough recourses to go to a library. But not there are people who are learning this stuff at like 10 years old in school then again in high school at like 14 - 18 ish. Then if school from 10-18 was not enough you can go to the library and find a absolute abundance of books on this topic. If this is not enough you can easily ask your doctor, pharmasist or even just someone who works in a drug store things like this are far less frowned upon in the past 2 so you should have no shame for asking unlike in the past where u may be shamed for looking for these things. If all of the above is still not enough for the absolute idiots in society today you could use your phone, laptop. computer or literally any source of media or interet and google it or youtube it or watch doccumentaries about it there is such a abundance of information on this that its only people being ignorant on purpase or people who are truly stupid
House is based on real life situations. This one's a perfect example.
You saying someone actually put food up their stuff
@@Joel-pg4yi see the short with the boy and the mp3 player up in his a**, and the comments in the short, some nurse mentioned a guy appeared in ER 3 different times with a shampoo bottle inside him, claims he 'fell' on it
so yeah, food is not shocking
@@Joel-pg4yi oh you sweet summer child
@@Joel-pg4yiit was tv. She needed a certain kinda jelly like spermicidal. Those evil lil sperms. Always pull out and put on belly and/or titties. If she kewel, she’ll let u rub it in. Yes sir!!
I binge-watched this series, looked it up.sure enough, episodes are based on real cases..😅
She just set women back 2,000 years.
😅😅😅
I love Dr. House.
It's almost like a patient with asthma, complaining that the inhaler doesn't work. When asked to demonstrate how they used the inhaler, they sprayed it on their neck, instead of inhaling it.
"M'am, you have to inhaled it, it's in the name."
And then they proceed to inhale the label, not the aerosol.
This example was also used in a House episode.
There are stupid people out there, but I doubt this happens often lol
@@ArtisticGamer14 umm bro he was talking about that episode. So... 🤷🤷
Remember another shorts episode. An elderly woman with asthma, not getting relief, scoffs at House, "Do I look like an idiot" and when asked for demonstration, she puffs her aerosol can in her neck under ears.
Either that or instead of counting their breaths, then inhaling as they breathe in they think they just have to spray it into their mouth
My buddy worked in tech support for a computer company years back. Got a customer calling because his cup holder wasn't working properly. My friend asked if there was any problem with the man's computer. The man got annoyed and repeated his computers cup holder stopped working. Turns out the guy thought the cd disk carriage was a coffee cup holder. 😂
That is incredibly hilarious 😂
Oh god 😂
Mother of God that's hilarious
Cd disc you mean, floppy disc you push in,
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'll be looking at your... Perfect!" That's what I call mine too.
I like perfection 💀
Oh my, this reminds me of a patient who had been using a diaphragm. Her OB doc had told her to use a spermicidal gel on it before insertion. She thought that any ‘jelly’ would work and used strawberry.
Then there was the lady who couldn’t understand why she got pregnant because she was on birth control pills - - upon questioning it was discovered that she was inserting those pills into herself, not swallowing them!!
You mean ... inserting the pills in the wrong cavity? 🤣
What in the living hell? 🤦
💀💀💀💀
Best medical series ever written.
This comment section is more interesting. The show gets repetitive.
That's not exactly saying much I gotta tell you
It’s okay, i remember my dad telling me this woman used those PDI wipes all over skin, to prevent her from getting pregnant. He said, she called them baby wipes, due to the fact it had the keep away from babies symbol and that made her think they prevented pregnancies. She was, unfortunately pregnant and had really bad skin rashes because of it😅
This hurt my brain.
Oh….no.
These people are driving on your roads lol
Scary that people have so brains cells in actual use!
And so continues the cycle. _sigh_
"OH yeah. You can cover yourself up. I've got what I need."
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
This is the equivalent of my field - a client was angry that a router / terminal combo unit was not water proof. It had dust on it so the thought process was to rip it from the fiber line and power cord and put it into a washer machine.
Stupidity comes in all ages, genders, and sizes.
My god 🤣🤣🤣😋
Wha- a washing machine? A _clothes_ washing machine? I could at least see a dishwasher, it would be stupid, but not that ludicrous.
Why wouldn't you just use a damp cloth?
@@AllanTidgwell Because some people actually believe you can soak and wash electronics.
@dylanvelloca6698 you don't have to tell me people are stupid; I deal with it constantly.
My point is why would you jump to the extreme instead instead of starting small?
If I get a scratch on my arm I don't jump straight to putting on a cast
My cousin is a doctor, one of his favorite stories is one about a kid that got an appendectomy, it was a fat kid with a fat mother, when the kid woke up from anesthesia he said he was hungry, my cousin told the mom not to feed him anything except for the food the hospital will provide you, cut to a few hours later he makes the rounds and goes to check on the kid and his stitches are bursting from inflammation and the kid is writhing in agony, my cousin notices some soda cans and bags of cheetos, he asks her if she gave him some to eat, she said yes, he told her that she was told not to give him anything to eat except for the things the hospital would give them, and her answer? "I got these from the vending machine downstairs" so in her mind it was technically Hospital food just cause she got it from a vending machine at the hospital; Darwin almost did his job that day but unfortunately my cousin took an oath and had to save the kid's life.
shouldve let Darwin take it
Hold on, how is the kid at fault for having a stupid mother tf?
Turns out technically correct is not always the best kind of correct afterall
youre an awful human being. and sounds like your friend is in the wrong career if he hates that he had to stop a LITERAL CHILD from dying from something that wasnt even his fault
Actually according to Darwin it isn't the smartest or the strongest that survive but the most adaptable. So he DID do his job, as he was once again proven correct. That kid adapted to act on his ignorance in the most appropriate setting. Thus, SURVIVNG.
Better get her a pregnancy test too
And an abortion. 😂
gives new meaning to the term "jamming it in"
O Jesus 😂😂😂
The second she said "I got on the jelly", I was terrified because I knew it was downhill from there 😂.
Is jelly another word for condom? Pls explain why did she put jelly on her V. I am not familiae with all the slang.
@@ines4242 You can buy spermicide jelly for use during intercourse to kill sperm cells to prevent pregnancy without using a condom, but this offers no protection against STIs. This isn’t super popular.
@@ines4242I think there's a type of jelly used as a contraception blocker, but since "Jelly" is american for jams, she apparently thought strawberry jam would work...
@@AndyKennett thanl you! I did not know. For me I understand jelly also as jam/marmelade.
@@AndyKennettjelly is also a term for gels like petroleum jelly
I work in the ER. Stuff like this actually happens... I never knew there were so many stupid people out there until I started this job.
Something tech support and ER staff have in common.
@@IAmTheRealBill I would also include retail workers to that. The amount of stupid people asking stupid questions is palpable.
that sounds like just pure pain
I blame the rise in stupid people with the rise in healthcare back Unw the someone did something stupid they died now they get healed and stay stupid
The perfect phrase that only those who've worked customer service (or equivalent) will understand.
Think how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half the population is dumber than that
People like this are called job security for ER staff
Ave a huge waste of insurance/tax money for the rest of us
Them and the druggies looking for a free fix
A blonde goes to the gynecologist who examines her and tell her, "Ma'am, you have acute vaginitis." To which she replied, "Well, thank you!
2023 dude. Stop making stupid jokes
Oh my God, I was drinking water, it went thru my nose, haha😂😂
I’m taking this one thanks!
200 on the groanometer! WINNER!!
That is so stupid she would be screaming vaginitis IS no JOKE, it can cause really violent vaginal spasms that made intercourse horrible and painful
"There's something wrong with my brain?"
"Oh yeah." Bars.
House finding the most creative ways to tell you youre stupid 💀
I was not expecting an actual jar of strawberry jam😂😂😂😂😂😂
There is no cure. Dealing with people like that daily can literally drive you crazy.
Especially when they are doctors.
Very few shows paint a picture of the intelligence level of the general public as well as House does 😂😂😂
Parks and Rec also does this quite well. Disturbingly so.
@@ShimodaNexus and that's another of my favorites. Bye bye lil' Sebastian 😭🥹
As a nurse I've seen even dumber things.
Unfortunately nurses and doctors aren't saved from stupidity either ... with horrible consequences for ... not themselves .. but for the patients.
I'm a lawyer and when I was first starting out I worked legal for a disability insurance company. I saw ridiculous claims like this from woman and men that would get infections and sue to have claims approved for paid time off from work.
The look on his face is effin priceless 😂
i love the face he does after he says "Oh yeah" XD
I love house. I laugh everytime.
250 likes and a heart but no replies?
At moments like these you remember that Laurie is first and foremost a comedian.
"there's something wrong with my brain?"
YES
Argentinian hospital 20 years ago ...one doc asked the patient to bring the sample "in a coffee jar" (public hospital didn't provide special sealed sterilised jars for free like private clinics did in those days) ...patient brought a brand new jar FULL OF COFFEE where he peed ..... and we had few WORSE ONES....
Oh man the face he made after looking up is epic!
lol usually I have 4 nurses in the room while the Dr does the whole exam....I freak out & cry
I do that as well (I’m not trying to assume anything but ) they do have trauma obgyn’s now if that’s something you think will help. In my experience they just talk to you through what’s happening. Let you know step by step as they go and try to relax the atmosphere as much as possible.
Dont put food in your cnt then
@@Truthseeker5209typical man lol
@@DeJahMode or have a midwife do your well-woman care
Kind of a waste of resources and medical staffs time if you ask me. Most places are already severely understaffed and overworked in the first place.
Yes. I work in dermatology I’ve seen too much and yet people still find ways to surprise me🙃
He just called her an idiot in the most professional way💀
Swear to gawd, if that jelly has seeds in it, I'm leaving the planet.
😂😂😂
Seed of life, you mean? 😅
No, if there were seeds, it'd be Jam. Jelly has no seeds
It's strawberry jam. It has seeds.... She is the one foolishly calling the Jam Jelly🤦
You spelled god wrong d.u.m.b.a.s.s 🙄
oh i miss House!!!! the cases were so cool
The writing and delivery by the cast in this show are just wonderful!!!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I guess you could say she was in a bit of a JAM 😭😭😭
A sticky situation, if you will
@@markhaga8408 😭😭😭
@@markhaga8408 maybe shell think twice before SPREADING her legs again.
@@JS-rv3etaight calm down everybody 🤣
“There’s something wrong with my brain?
“Ohh yah” 🤣
I always loved house and how he stayed so serious😅… got to love a professional
I remember this and I remember dying laughing for about 30 minutes.
The funny part is when House was like holding his laugh before saying "Oh yeah". His expression is just priceless.
My father worked for a computer company and someone called in saying that they had a damaged keyboard. It was missing the "any" key and he couldn't get the computer to run without it. Stupidity might just be contagious.
I knew one of the 3 owners of a company worth millions. Making software for gas stations that integrated with the pumps and cash registers, eftpos, etc. Had a client in a city, "we can't get it to work no matter what we do", 1000 mile flight up there and the thing wasn't plugged into the power. He said "they were charged appropriately for a callout needing an interstate flight".
They recently fired my buddy at the keyboard factory.
Apparently he wasn't putting enough 'shifts' in...
Missed the nurses reaction
Forget infection start the mri and cat scan
His smirk when he replies "oh yeah" to the brain question 😂
Oh my noooooo
I thought she meant like the spermicide gel stuff. Not the strawberry jelly. I will never be able to put strawberry jam on a bagel ever again. 🤦♀️😩😂😂
Yeah, House thought she meant the spermicide gel too…. 😂🤣😂🤣
Because Bagels get cream cheese,...FREAK
I thought she just meant lubricant and that she was stupid on multiple levels, thinking lube would prevent pregnancy.
I don't like strawberry to begin with. So fortunately I am not traumatized by this.
She had heard of "jelly", but didn't know it means a certain type.
Surely the BF should come in for some criticism too?
as a med student i can confirm that people actually make that kind of stupid acts.
"So I got on THE jelly" LMAO 🤣
The way the lil music plays as he looks back up tickled me every time😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know this seems wack (and is so funny) but I’ve known patients to use suppositories without removing the foil and a few have swallowed them (thankfully without the foil) Reading directions is really important and drs sometimes assume patients know about things when they really don’t and then the pts don’t ask questions which is another REALLY important thing.
The necessary minimum iq points to derive comprehension from writing is 90, and the average iq of the population is 85, which means that greater than 50% of the population either can’t read at all, can’t read well, or technically can read perfectly…but can’t understand what they’ve read. Most feel embarrassed by their lack, and try to avoid reading when possible, deriving necessary information from context clues-essentially every single day is the SAT test for them. Greater than 50%.
What did you expect them to do? Shove them up their A$$?
(Yeah, it's an old joke, but I went for it anyway)
I was just going to mention the foul on suppositories! Can you imagine the pain?!😱
I love how he uses technical terms
Just opening the door and you can see the patient wide legs open. This hospital seriously takes care of patients privacy.
Two fingers deep into patient’s prostate, bum up on display, door opens to the hallway for people to watch the show whilst nurse comes to asks some questions and leaves the door wide open? Welcome to Polish health service, we even made this part into a popular movie…
@@MrWitchTube where
You do realise that this is not a documentary?
@@georgyekimov4577 Movie is called "Day of the Whacko" or "Dzien Swira", try searching on youtube, it's with english subtitles :)
@@MrWitchTubeDzięki
People like that used to die out pretty quickly in caveman times
no, they didn't. Intelligence is more strongly correlated with survival now than it used to be. The determinative factor for pretty much all of history was the effectiveness of one's immune system, not one's brain.
I don't know. How aren't they already wiped out of the gene pool then?
I will never look at my jam-covered toast the same way again! 😂
Dude🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just lick it off.
Yeah, there's something wrong with me.
@@nostradamus7648 You and me both, dude! 🤘
Don't fold it and you will be okay.
"Honey, where has this jam been?..."
Moments like this have me still imagine this series named instead "Bertie Wooster, M.D."
With Dr Jeeves as his oncologist friend?
If consults were only that easy. If you put in a cardiology consult, expect to see them in the next 3-5 business days
The pure fright on his face 😭
I love the moment he and the nurse exchange looks.
*PeaNUT butter and JELLY*
your favorite treat
If you think strawberry jelly is effective birth control, yeah somethings definitely wrong with your brain! 😂
... or with your education. Probably this wouldn't have happened if someone had explained this topic properly.
There is already something wrong with hers since she stays with a guy that does not want to use rubbers despite the fact that she does not want to get pregnant
Yep the Dr walked in asked why she was purple down there. She said it was grape jelly.
Love his initial reaction lmao
A person I used to know in high school once told me she'd be fine after the condom broke while having intercorse because she drank pickle juice afterward... she was not fine 😬
Preggers ? STD ? Or both ??
Sticky fingers.
Hahaha 🤣This. 🤣 comment is🤣 sooooo 🤣underrated 🤣🤣🤪
Hahahahaha that was great 😅🙌
The look on his face is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can just feel my brain lose all it's power
New definition of 'strawberry cervix'.
"Oh yeah!" XD
The sick satisfaction in his "oh yeah!" Is peak House.
Not gonna lie, at first when she said jelly I thought it was petroluem jelly like vaseline. The second she brought out the rasberry I concurred with house