3:42 "As a member of the evil Emperor Zurg's Protection Unit, I protect Zurg from the threat of the Galactic Alliance, sworn enemy of *MRS. NESBITT!!!* " -Light Buzzyear
I don't get why they decorated Andy's room with Buzz lightyear stuff when they are moving in a few days. Who decorates a room just to take it all down in 3 days.
7:31 "I think you had enough TEA for today. Let's get you out of here, buzz." "Don't you get it? I am wasted hahahahaha." "SNAP OUT OF IT, BUZZ!" *Slaps buzz down the stairs*
This is a classic AlpacaHawk's YTP - music jokes, nek minnit, clever, stupid and cheesy jokes which I love, random action repetitiveness and movie crossovers. Overall worth the wait.
7:21 I'm DYING!!! One minute yer suckin' down Darjeeling with Jar Jar Binks, and suddenly, the whole galaxy sucks. I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you outta here. DON'T YOU GET IT?!?!?! I AM WASTED!!!
**leg gets bitten by dog** Woody, knowing he'll get eaten: Take care of Andy for me! Buzz, nonchalantly: Sheriff, this is no time to panic. Woody: *_This is the perfect time to panic!_*
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England This is the first comment I’ve seen of yours that hasn’t included complaining or whining about The Last Jedi. I’m impressed.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England 1) Not stalking you. Seems like we enjoy a lot of the same content though. 2) Stop calling me ‘sweetie’, you probably think it’s “le epic troll on dumb stupid liberal xDDDD”, but in reality it’s just really creepy.
SwagBoy360 1.) Enough to the point where you recognise me and my position on Rian's FanFiction? I grant, it's a username you'd remember, but not that memorable. 2.) I have no idea what your political affiliations are, nor do I care. I frequently "debate" pro-Trump people, alt-right anti-semites and unwavering Brexit fanatics as well as their Left wing counterparts, and I call them "sweetie" in equal measure. It is not intended to "troll" you, but to convey that what you say doesn't really mean anything to me. And no, I won't...sweetie. Yes, name calling is creepy, but pointing out that you know a person and their opinions on the internet very well? Nah. nothing creepy about that in the slightest.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England 1) Usually radicalism is a common far-right trait, but I guess not everyone fits the mold. 2) You complain and whine so much on almost every comment you make (and you make a lot of them from what I’ve seen, usually 2-3 per video), it’s hard *not* to remember you. 3) In hindsight, I probably should have used the phrase “ruin johnson fanfiction fanboy!!1111” to better represent your view on me.
"...And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere." "HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
I think the more appropriate joke would be: *"By order of the FCC, you must pay $12,000 to have this question of yours answered.* *It's Internet Law now. Deal with it!"*
Woody: Buzz look an alien! Buzz: Woody: Buzz look a spaceship! Buzz: Woody: Buzz look the real Light Buzzyear! Buzz: where! LMFAO that was actually a really good roast!
![[YTP] Woody Loses His Schmoe](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xGFALi137Do/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Woody Loses His Schmoe](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] Revenge of the Sand](/img/n.gif)
"A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind!"
*shuffles away*
1:52
I’M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
That had me howling like a balloon. LMAOOOOOOO!
Dang it, you beat me to it!
Actual Soldiers: If only.....
*"I think the word you're searching for is R A C I S T R A N G E R"*
Racist Ranger
*WHAT*
*"The word I'm searching for...I can't say it because their are preschool toys here"*
*WAT!*
*t o y. TOY!!!!!*
“Leave me behind!”
“A good soldier leaves a dirt bag behind”
*walks away*
*Quiquiquiet.*
*had me dead*
XD this funeey😋
😂😂
*”good soldiers follow orders”*
3:42
"As a member of the evil Emperor Zurg's Protection Unit, I protect Zurg from the threat of the Galactic Alliance, sworn enemy of *MRS. NESBITT!!!* "
-Light Buzzyear
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh Really? - Mr. Potato Head
@@LegoPostPresidency Me: yeah really
_You are a toy_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*We toys can see everythiiiiiiiiiiing*
"Hey Sarge, you seen Slinky?"
"Sir, no Sir!"
א₀
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What was that, @@GoofyGT?
Lol
Is it a coincidence that I read this comment when it said this
1:52 *A Good Soldier Leaves A Dirt Bag Behind*
Jongo Phett *Starts walking away.
You again :D
That walk of the one walking away with that music just makes it even funnier
Jongo Phett Old soldiers never die... they just -fade- -away- become dirtbags.
I love ur vid today
“I’m a racist ranger”
“W H A T”
Lol
Nodnarb81 yeh *”W H A T”*
Buzz be like: glad people are stupid little children
I love it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Eevee is a racist ranger
5:18 The whole Chicken Run bit cracks me up every time. So happy to see that movie being used in things like this!
I love it because I genuinely don't understand why.
"A GOOD SOLDIER LEAVES A DIRTBAG BEHIND."
*walks away*
I'm in tears
Same here! Watched it over and over again XD it’s too good
I think the word your looking for is Racist 0:45
*1:52*
Filps helmet off*
Same🤣
"Hey Buzz, you're flying!"
"This isn't flying, it's falling!"
*"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"*
*DED*
Lol
I’m flying buzz! Hold me!
Cue the credits
@@BrickFort_ hmm
“Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is ‘Racist Ranger.’”
Toy.
Space Chicken oh it's ya boi himself
y o t TOYYYYY
HI MAN
When someone tells me to respect cops
Jkjkjk
Can we just talk about the fact that AlpacaHawk changed up the lighting in this scene at 5:56 just to make the bit flow a little better for a second?
That is so cool!
"Mr. tweedy" "AAAHH" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@KamonParanormal that was kind of funny I laughed so frickin funny when Woody and buzz flies and falls into the ground at the end of this video 🤣 🤣 🤣
You pointing that out makes me realize that’s actually smooth as hell.
Godly editing.
I don't get why they decorated Andy's room with Buzz lightyear stuff when they are moving in a few days. Who decorates a room just to take it all down in 3 days.
*Light Buzzyear
*Light Buzzyear
Good point.
Good point, but if you actually paid attention, Andy had the reality stone and just used it to decorate the room
Who are you? CinemaSins?
6:14 "Revenge, is not an idea we promote on my planet"
*bashes Woody's head into the pavement repeatedly*
Jameson Doane but we're not on my planet are we
It looks like he is banging woody
Chase The Gunslinger 😏👬
/€_'■■_'g"¿¿:;€♤{■■■▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪■■■■■■▪▪▪}●□{♤♡♡♡□●●•/#×=
He says it so calmly.
*"I protect Zurg from the threat of Galactic Alliance, sworn enemy of Mrs.Nesbitt"*
Exactly
GazzzTanker 3:46
The racist rangers, protectors of zurg
😂
GazzzTanker .________________.?
7:31
"I think you had enough TEA for today. Let's get you out of here, buzz."
"Don't you get it? I am wasted hahahahaha."
"SNAP OUT OF IT, BUZZ!"
*Slaps buzz down the stairs*
Made meh lmao there!!!
7:33
*TEAAAAAA*
I think you’ve had enough TEA for today
The best part in the whole video 🤣
7:34
This is a classic AlpacaHawk's YTP - music jokes, nek minnit, clever, stupid and cheesy jokes which I love, random action repetitiveness and movie crossovers. Overall worth the wait.
Armands 17 100%. Most of the other ytp videos are just too nonsensical.
Armands 17 Yeah, he's so awesome!
They're not nonsensical, they're just full of referential jokes and trippy scenes
Kid Sphincter, ytps are not supposed to make sense. people like you kinda makes ytp making discouraging.
Also "You Spin Me Right Round" haha. It used to be in virtually every YTP around, but AlpacaHawk is keeping the tradition alive!!! xD
5:39 That Magic 8-ball must have been made by EA.
I would say Netflix
Ayeeeeee
WinRAR
Nice😂😂
@@LordThomasPassion lol
"I'm a racist ranger"
- Buzz YogurtLight
Gangley Tundra
“My Range Rover!”
-Yuzz BightLear
I read that in the ghostbusters theme lel
Woody: WHAT?!?
@@RobertTheGamer8 Also Woody: *You are a TOY*
@@gbyoshi14 *YOU* *ARE* *A* toy.
I love how Andy and his mom are oblivious to not hear Buzz’s sound effect from under the car when it’s presumably quiet around the gas station.
1:50 goes up to wounded soldiers *A GOOD SOLDIER LEAVES A DIRT BAG BEHIND* walks backwards
that shit was too funny😸😸
Later, dirt bag.
My cousin laught at that one
*Moon walks*
@@sausageimp1994 i agree LOL 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
“A good soldier leaves a DIRTBAG behind!”
*Lays him down and runs away*
Sworn Enemy Of
*m R s . n E s B e T*
Hehe
Backwards
Yeah pretty much the US military at this point.
Imagine being so clumsy, every time you fall, you fall down the stairs, no matter what
Common Ramen Always falling down the stairs would suck!
I warned you about the stairs bro. I warned you dog.
6:11 Even if you are jumping into a car.
Even if you're an Racist Ranger
He managed to fall on a car even when he actually fell though the stairs, i call that a ugly Monday
*"YOU. ARE. A.* _toy."_
“JUST GO ON WITHOUT ME. JUST GO!”
“A GOOD SOLDIER LEAVES A DIRTBAG BEHIND.”
*s i l e n c e*
i loved that one part
I died
🤣
_This isn't flying, this is falling!_
*_AAAAAAAAAAA_*
*roll credits
Faz um poop de toy story rudebão
Favorite part
8:28
Hahahahahaha lolololol that was so funny even better than the original movie!!
*"hey Buzz! you're flying!"*
*"this isn't flying, this is falling."*
AAAAAAAAAH!
"Pikachu meme face"
:0
@@jakebarnes8404 *TRSCH!* „UHRH!”
8:26
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The editing here is incredible, especially the audio. Turning TOOOOOYYY into TEA, massive props dude.
3:20 **I'm an... RACIST, RANGER!**
I am James Bond 0-0-7.
*W A T*
Woah they made trump into a ranger?
James Bond is a racist ranger
WHAT!!!
1:51 "A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind" LOL
P GC I nearly cried lol
P GC excute charile
its 12am and i dont wanna laugh cuz ill get caught
My favorite part
Andres are you playing when nobody knows?
1:03 *Woody Giggles*
“I’m just a couple of blocks away..~”
*Woody giggles intensifies* lmao
Ahha. Ahhaaa.
@@jacobvanantwerp2001 oh god XD
I am a sheep.
@@damianmcgillagain2649 Oh heyeyeyeyeeeehhh...
We need a 10 hour version of that laugh
3:13 buzz’s reflection makes the moment better 😂
Edit: WOW I had no idea this comment get 89 likes
Woody: AAAAAAAA-AAAAAA A-A-A-A-A-A-
Buzz's eyes lol
“Reading the comments”
There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere
lol xD
HELLOOOOO!!!
Lmao
Romaniaball *hElLO*
Me: 3:13
Buzz: I'm a racist ranger
Woody: WHAT?!
3:23 Buzz: I am James Bond 007
Sorry that was an accidental comment
Your name is White Fantasy
wait i think i got the wrong video
Matt McCrimmon lol
1:52
“A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind!”
He must have read the script for toy story 4.
Lol
Nice one
What do you mean by that
Theres a 4? 😐
@@Zachebi yes
0:17
“YOU ARE A STUPID LITTLE CHILD!”
Lol
I still can't believe I have watched Toy Story at least 50+ times and never got the pun "I'm just a couple of blocks away"
same
Me neither!
Wait, that is a pun? 😂
mgraysonhay Pretty much.
Spazman2 I’ve understood that pun for years. Not to sound like one of those pretentious smart asses.
7:21 I'm DYING!!!
One minute yer suckin' down Darjeeling with Jar Jar Binks, and suddenly, the whole galaxy sucks.
I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you outta here.
DON'T YOU GET IT?!?!?! I AM WASTED!!!
*TEEAA*
Don't you get it?! I am WASTED!
I'm bored
Rufjfug
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
“Has everyone picked a moving buddy? Don’t have one? *Get left behind* “
“No one’s getting replaced!”
@@caronnita828 "nek minnit"
*"STraaaaaaNGe THinGS arE HapPEniNG tO mE..."*
@@caronnita828 Ooookaaaayyy, has everyone picked a moving bud-aaaaaaay, you don't have one? Get left behind.
I always thought he was saying "Get the behind!"
7:37
“Don’t you get it!? I am wasted…”
*laughs in wasted*
1:57 "This is it, this is it, QUIET QUIET QUIET QUIET QUIET QUIET"
"Alright, Andy's opening the first present now"
"QUIET QUIET QUIET QUIET!"
i only heard QUACK
You missed a “quiet”
Yess I know it's amazing
Lol woody just keep saying QUIET QUITE QUIET QUIET
(Types in Earape)
-a good soldier never leaves man behind-
Nope
*a good soldier leaves a dirt bag behind*
Yes
No he dont look like a dirt bag lol
Davis sims 2 lmao
Its its it a big one its a its a its a ITS A WHAT explosions everywhere oh no XD 😂
Idelys Troche lol
So is Buzz falling down the stairs the new Peter falling from the roof?
I am completely ok with that.
to infinty and beyond is the new go web go!
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England your username is too long
HEADCANON
Saorsa airson a 'ghlinne! Why did you press return or enter? That isn't natural!
Saorsa airson a 'ghlinne! 0:17
1:33
Woody: sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs.
Soldier: NO!!!!
Woody: COdEcoDECCccC
1:01 I demand 10 hours of this
Stupid Woody laughing 1 hour
Woody tries seducing lil boe Pepe for 10 hours
@@zackvfd9600 thank you kind human being
@@KNIFEYSPOONY02 MORE LIKE DRUNK WOODY
@S1D0US that video is 1 hour not 10
8:27
Woody: hey Buzz, YOURE FLYING
Buzz: This Isn't Flying,This is Falling
Woody AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
you have reached nice
*rolls credits*
The rated r version is better
Uhh, buzz? You missed the truck.
That’s what the whole video is about
Woody: “You want a piece of me.”
Light: “I don’t want a piece of you. *I want the whole thing!* “
I want 2 pieces
*pushes buzz off the window*
I want 5/7
Happy Gilmore
"No I want two!" ( Transformers 1 reference)
Man, that "30 day free trial" joke is pure comedy gold
One of the best jokes I have ever seen in a YTP
I fuggin DIED
not enough people are talking about it
3:40 "Light Buzzyear sucks!" That line cracked me up. Like if they send a toy that has a digital voice box that hates itself.
Look don't worry about it, it's just a Steak
@@Andrew53670 well that steak is sitting your spot
Umm excuse me?
Maybe he has low self-esteem. He even admits to being a racist ranger.
I'm not a racist ranger
3:52 look, i know we’re all very impressed with andy’s new *TOOOOOY*
T0000000Y
TOYYYYYYYY
Toooooooooooy!
The new toy named Buzz
6:55 *YOU. ARE. A.* toy.
You got a friend in meme
Lokster hey it’s you!
Giraffe Man Indeed it is
Lokster NO IT'S i mean HE'S A RANGE ROVER GIRAFFE
😂😂
Bahaha
this guy makes the best ytps
8:26
Woody: Hey Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This is isn't flying, this is *falling.*
Edit: How the fuck did I get 400 likes?
Does The Look Unsure I loved that part
8:26
*oof*
Woody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Woody: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
"I protect Zurg from the threat of the galactic Alliance, sworn enemy of Mrs. Nesbitt!"
Demo_dee lol
Demo_dee LAW
Demo_dee I SUBBED
0:14 Andy: You saved the day again Woody! Woody: YOU ARE A STUPID LITTLE CHILD
LOL.
Oof
Stupid
😂
XD
This was actually the first YTP i've seen and thanks to this I discovered the world of memes, I can't believe it's been 3 years already..
_”Not a flying toy.”_
*flies anyway*
STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL LIGHT
That's now what breaking the 4th wall is
I know that it isn’t the right way to use it
It just for the joke
JuiceTon that’s not how jokes work.
1:51 *a good soldier leaves a DIRTBAG behind.* XD
*puts* *down* *and* *runs* *away*
My teacher:wheres ur homework?
Me:a good soilder leaves a dirt bag behind
Rhamadana Putra 😂
I died
8:00
Woody: *Take Care Of Andy For Me*
Buzz: *Sheriff This No Time To Panic*
Woody: *This Is A Perfect Time To Panic*
👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
Skulltronprime X9 EPIC
Skulltronprime X9 Now let’s catch up to that truck
That actually could be a great joke in an actual movie and not just a great ytp
The match
"One minute you're sucking down Darjeeling with Jar Jar Binks, and suddenly the whole galaxy sucks!"
“ alright dirtbags execute Charlie”
So funny 😂
Sarge been in Nam too long
a good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind!
Thanks for the voice sarge, rip you magnificent bastard
Execute order charlie
Soldier: it will be done my lord
Charlie: Why do I hear boss music?
"I'm just a few blocks away..."
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Hehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheehehehehhehhhehehe
*Woody.exe has stopped*
Fallen human my reaction tbh
Who else found that part disturbing?
Sans
**leg gets bitten by dog**
Woody, knowing he'll get eaten: Take care of Andy for me!
Buzz, nonchalantly: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: *_This is the perfect time to panic!_*
Interrupting Obi wan keno-HELLO THERE
Woody ain't wrong
Woody:Take care of Andy for me.
Buzz: share this is no time to panic.
Woody:this is a perfect time to panic
0:31
Woody: "We toys can see everything."
Woody: "Hey Sarge, have you seen Slinky?"
Sarge: "Sir! No, sir!"
Mr. Potato Head: "You are a liar!"
Me: Like The Logic In This Movie You Lie to Me
I never knew Sarge was lying!
Rest in peace, R. Lee Ermey.
You’ll always be remembered as the best veteran soldier and actor. 🇺🇸
LaBoo T2609 I never knew he died last week
RashadZ me neither.
Oh, no!
LaBoo T2609 Say, did you know R. Lee Ermy had his very own show?
WeegeeSlayer I know Mail Call and Lock n’ Load. They were both awesome shows. 😔
“A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind”
*walks away*
Poker face*
6:13 This entire bit got me laughing so much when I was younger lol. Man, I miss watching these
“This isn’t flying, this is falling!”
*”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”*
I laughed so hard at that part omg
桼。
8:28
Star Date 4047420247:
My ship has run off course en route to Sector 7240012. ARUGH! My Range Rover!
[END TRANSMISSION]
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England This is the first comment I’ve seen of yours that hasn’t included complaining or whining about The Last Jedi. I’m impressed.
SwagBoy360 Then stop stalking me, sweetie.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England
1) Not stalking you. Seems like we enjoy a lot of the same content though.
2) Stop calling me ‘sweetie’, you probably think it’s “le epic troll on dumb stupid liberal xDDDD”, but in reality it’s just really creepy.
SwagBoy360 1.) Enough to the point where you recognise me and my position on Rian's FanFiction?
I grant, it's a username you'd remember, but not that memorable.
2.) I have no idea what your political affiliations are, nor do I care.
I frequently "debate" pro-Trump people, alt-right anti-semites and unwavering Brexit fanatics as well as their Left wing counterparts, and I call them "sweetie" in equal measure.
It is not intended to "troll" you, but to convey that what you say doesn't really mean anything to me.
And no, I won't...sweetie.
Yes, name calling is creepy, but pointing out that you know a person and their opinions on the internet very well? Nah. nothing creepy about that in the slightest.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England
1) Usually radicalism is a common far-right trait, but I guess not everyone fits the mold.
2) You complain and whine so much on almost every comment you make (and you make a lot of them from what I’ve seen, usually 2-3 per video), it’s hard *not* to remember you.
3) In hindsight, I probably should have used the phrase “ruin johnson fanfiction fanboy!!1111” to better represent your view on me.
"Ok, Mr Light *beer* , Prove it!"
"alright then i will"
*dies*
"B A H"
B A H
Mr Light Beer had one too many beers before flying. 🍺🍻
4:12
you guys do know he says light beer in the og movie right? you can check yourself
3:18 When you realised you have a final exam & you hadn’t studied it.
1:25 “nobody’s getting replaced”
*nek minnit*
(Gets replaced)
Fire Watermelon stupid joke
stains are happening
x3
Straaaaaaaaange
3:56
Teacher: how do you spell *TOY*
Woody: Y-O-T TOY
best comment here
No, I think the word you’re searching for is Racist Ranger.
Woody has dyslexia.
Aesthetical Twat The words I'm searching for is SHUT UP
Ranger...
"...And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
Hooyah!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA$&&*#&@@%-system error
WHAT?!?!
@CalifornianNiño7 Toy!
6:50 gotta love those screaming animations
7:32 I think you’ve had enough TEA! for today.
My last name is Courtney too
(Laughs) He yells the word "tea!" Lol!
@Benjamin Fischer It’s the audio from his line "YOU ARE A *TOYYYYY!"*
Jar jar binks was about to go full secret sith lord on him for being wude
@@Missingno_Miner I think you've had enough *TEA!* for today.
"I'm a racist ranger" *Insert woody hysterically laughing*
B A H
Hahaha hahaha
AH HA HAHAHAHAHA!!
- WOODY
🤣🤣
4:01 "i think the word you are searching for is racist ranger"
"WHAT!?"
MOGLI SQUAD it made me spit my drink
*Racist Ranger*
toy
what filthyfrank might say
YOU ARE A stopid little CHILD got me so badly 😂😂😂😂😂 0:16
Me and @AestheticlifeWithMeredith laughed at that part
Me too 😂
0:17
“A good soldier leaves a dirtbag behind”
- R. Lee Ermey
He probably would fucking say that not gonna lie
😅
I've never laughed so hard
me too I peed my pants just thought you'd like to know :)
SquishySnowman ikr
Pause
SquishySnowman same
7:32 I think you had enough- TEA! -for today.
One minute you're sucking down Darjeeling with jar jar Binks and the next the whole Galaxy sucks
Bertrand the Healer *how wude*
As a tea addict i hear that sentence everyday...
@@davidgileo5333 i lol
I loved that part
1:17 Woody drops a sick beat
Woody, how do you write Toy?
Woody: Y-O-T TOY
I dont think i ever laughed so hard that i woke my parents
its called YEET
Will Andy pick me?
*30 Day Free Trial Expired*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK
The White Wolf What does that even MEAN?
It just doesn't want to say no.
Possibly the magic 8-ball's 30 day trial
I think the more appropriate joke would be:
*"By order of the FCC, you must pay $12,000 to have this question of yours answered.*
*It's Internet Law now. Deal with it!"*
Woody: we toys can see *e v e r y t h i n g.*
Also Woody: have you seen Slink?
Toy soldier: no, sir!
5:46 dang woody getting those Russian Twists in. He’ll get abs at this rate
6:48 I have never laughed this hard in my life
Ikr
YOU
ARE
A
toy
Yeah 😂😂😂
*NAAAAAAAAAA*
noyrb11 *LIGHT BUZZYEAR*
Woody: Buzz look an alien!
Buzz:
Woody: Buzz look a spaceship!
Buzz:
Woody: Buzz look the real Light Buzzyear!
Buzz: where!
LMFAO that was actually a really good roast!
and he looks
*you suck*
*JJJ laughing*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@@gogodahero 🤣☠️
A GOOD SOULDIER LEAVES A DIRTBAG BEHIND.
Me- YA HEAR THAT, SIS?!
4:27 is one of the most epic moments in YTP history
1:00 when you figure out ur plan to cheat on the math test worked
1:01 bo peep in quality content
Why is that sound so damn hilarious? XD
1:02 Teacher
When you get caught 6:04
Sweetay *when the teacher calls you and you get in trouble* 6:09
“It’s just a steak”
“Well that steak is sitting in your spot woody”
“Have you been replaced??”
@@caronnita828 hey what did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced
STRAAAAAAAAAANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENIN’ TO ME
It sounds delicious!
y o t TOOOOOOYYYY!
6:55 YOU ARE A toy!
7:32 i think you’ve had enough TEA!
0:17 is the opposite lmao
I watched this YTP the week it came out. I can't believe it's been almost 5 years.
“I am Light Buzzyear, peace.”
“Oh I’m so glad you’re a dinosaur”
"We toys can see everything..."
*"Have you seen slinky?"*
No sir!
@@theautisticcomedian Ok, hey, thank you. At ease.
@Aiden Jackson _At ease._
Hmm
Aiden Jackson Sergeant , establish a recon post downstairs
Once you watch one, you can't stop
I've fallen back in the hole of YTP's
*help me*
No.
@@halopro8958 oh okay
clean meme machine yes
clean meme machine JK a good solider leaves a dirtbag behind!
@@twistedumbreon *d I r t b a g*
6:14 revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet
That makes this feel like a documentary