This is what happens to Rats During Rain 💦🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

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  • @linlinlixin2637
    @linlinlixin2637 ปีที่แล้ว +81774

    I've never seen so many politicians together like that.

  • @k.c.r.5974
    @k.c.r.5974 ปีที่แล้ว +25183

    Everyone calling these rats politicians is an absolute insult to rats!

    • @kgeevision
      @kgeevision ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Frfr

    • @BlackCat069
      @BlackCat069 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      😂😂

    • @u-qv3ot
      @u-qv3ot ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Facts

    • @dominiquesmith7680
      @dominiquesmith7680 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      “I may be a rat but I ain’t no politician”-The rats probably

    • @Kakawara4310
      @Kakawara4310 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao

  • @friendlyechoofficial7545
    @friendlyechoofficial7545 ปีที่แล้ว +6237

    These government meetings are getting out of hand I see

  • @ghhn4505
    @ghhn4505 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3827

    "Wow that's a lot of politicians!"
    Guys these are rats, not snakes

    • @AVx00
      @AVx00 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      This comment is finally it 😂

    • @Es_gee
      @Es_gee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Lmao😂

    • @adhiemus
      @adhiemus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rat is symbol of corruption

    • @JodiLeaSnakeQueen
      @JodiLeaSnakeQueen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      Nooo snakes are AWESOME

    • @Mister_creeks
      @Mister_creeks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude u read the comment right above here then stole it and got no love for it lmfao ur a corn ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackcrater9725
    @jackcrater9725 ปีที่แล้ว +9336

    I'm adding "Rat Grease" to my list of insults to describe someone I don't like

    • @darealrito
      @darealrito ปีที่แล้ว

      naw fr doe😂😂🤣 getcho rat grease pussy ahh on somewea😂😂😂

    • @HighestRank
      @HighestRank ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ‘1 reply’. Nah, verbiage has not been made available in my country.

    • @amunahbatyah710
      @amunahbatyah710 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      How would you use it 😂😂😂

    • @eysomar4426
      @eysomar4426 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I need to know how to use it in a sentence for future references

    • @drakemiller3425
      @drakemiller3425 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

  • @StevenSeagull6969
    @StevenSeagull6969 ปีที่แล้ว +7644

    That dog is double thinking about lifting his leg up and pissing on that light post.

    • @senpaitwinsgacha4450
      @senpaitwinsgacha4450 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Yeah, I’d be scared if I found a rat in a public bathroom.

    • @Yoxle
      @Yoxle ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LOL

    • @doarner
      @doarner ปีที่แล้ว

      And get his rocket chewed off by a bunch of angry wet rats.

    • @De_behr
      @De_behr ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Or snacks/toys for a good while

    • @Mallayah004
      @Mallayah004 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣😂😅😄🤣

  • @sleuth2077
    @sleuth2077 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    Rat Grease sounds like an 80's hair gel. 😂

    • @arturturk5926
      @arturturk5926 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh thats good, maybe 60's though, 80's was big hair bands and parachute pants.
      But I thought of Grease the movie and rat rod motorcycles when I read your comment.

    • @peterburkey3740
      @peterburkey3740 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would be
      70’s

    • @peterburkey3740
      @peterburkey3740 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually more like ‘50’s.

    • @staceyfrancis7423
      @staceyfrancis7423 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hella funny

    • @christopherfaulkenberry
      @christopherfaulkenberry ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds like a band name that you would hear at those shady AF clubs.

  • @quantumimmortality551
    @quantumimmortality551 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +368

    lol the dog looks so confused

    • @Madenthewest
      @Madenthewest 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol!!

    • @Nagvanshieus
      @Nagvanshieus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "Why is food showing itself to me"

    • @chasefaulk1655
      @chasefaulk1655 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s like over loaded 💀

    • @DarkCreed
      @DarkCreed หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's just a policeman

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Nagvanshieus I think he knows they're escaping the water huddling up for warmth.

  • @seangonzalez184
    @seangonzalez184 ปีที่แล้ว +4468

    In NYC they don't panic they will just run up on you and take your food

    • @amenemhurt8817
      @amenemhurt8817 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JoseGonzalez-il8zh
      @JoseGonzalez-il8zh ปีที่แล้ว +272

      I have a strong feeling you are serious. Thats some new york sh*t. I seen enough nyc videos to know its possible

    • @DarkInception
      @DarkInception ปีที่แล้ว +88

      ⁠@@JoseGonzalez-il8zh The birds too

    • @JoseGonzalez-il8zh
      @JoseGonzalez-il8zh ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@DarkInception damn! Oh hell no. I always wanted to live in New York but man...might need a Rambo machete before I move there.

    • @QB42477
      @QB42477 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

  • @TheStrayCryptid
    @TheStrayCryptid ปีที่แล้ว +4204

    Rats and mice hate being exposed. It makes them panic. They’re introverts by nature. Yet, they have strong communal bonds. So, when forced out of their home, they huddle and cuddle to keep warm.

    • @nephilimritual-band
      @nephilimritual-band ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@NoonSlayer-wy6ndsame, and maybe put a 12 gauge to use

    • @NoonSlayer-wy6nd
      @NoonSlayer-wy6nd ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nephilimritual-band lmao

    • @Rebelconformist82
      @Rebelconformist82 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ​@Noon Slayer2000 woww...tough guy

    • @NoonSlayer-wy6nd
      @NoonSlayer-wy6nd ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rebelconformist82 do you live in a city invaded by these disgusting animals

    • @alwaysyouramanda
      @alwaysyouramanda ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😭

  • @MiCocinitaMX
    @MiCocinitaMX ปีที่แล้ว +9908

    "rat grease" is something i wish i didn't know existed

    • @Jasel71
      @Jasel71 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      All while I'm debating Googling "rat grease"!!! It's almost like I need to know what it is! Runway?

    • @badmonkey2222
      @badmonkey2222 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Kinda like butt cheese

    • @duMaurier15
      @duMaurier15 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's basically jizz.

    • @devilmecare
      @devilmecare ปีที่แล้ว +288

      It's oil they secret from their fur.

    • @majorliu4769
      @majorliu4769 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@Rice 9⁸

  • @kanyeplayground7186
    @kanyeplayground7186 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The local cat be having a whole buffet

  • @MahatmaGonzo
    @MahatmaGonzo ปีที่แล้ว +522

    It's important to grease your rats regularly so their joints don't give out and cause you to have to replace them.

    • @retrovisualsxo731
      @retrovisualsxo731 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gotta grease the fittings for sure

    • @shockawha9
      @shockawha9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes it’s also part of Bidens infrastructure plan

    • @einnaddannie7526
      @einnaddannie7526 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn that's why my rats always stop working after 2-3 years

    • @winterain6857
      @winterain6857 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaa

    • @1v1_Perry
      @1v1_Perry ปีที่แล้ว

      Grease your rat sounds like a innuendo 😂😂😂

  • @mrhombregordo9556
    @mrhombregordo9556 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    Rat grease. Yes that's the one phrase I've been missing my whole life💯👑😂

  • @apdurn
    @apdurn ปีที่แล้ว +2714

    Bro said , “rat grease” and my life will never be the same

    • @nikobellic3526
      @nikobellic3526 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same

    • @aaronisross
      @aaronisross ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @michaeldonley7741
      @michaeldonley7741 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right😂

    • @Shawnikan
      @Shawnikan ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YERRRRP Forever will be pointing out "rat grease" & walk away....
      Go head look it up...😂😂😂

    • @MattDotMillyz
      @MattDotMillyz ปีที่แล้ว

      @baiseduezcke2295ALIVE resin haha

  • @MrJukeMasterDBD
    @MrJukeMasterDBD 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That dog was prolly like “these boys stink ima get up out of here” 😂😂😂

  • @CrowdFave
    @CrowdFave ปีที่แล้ว +2376

    That "rat grease" is called sebum. It helps me as a commercial pest technician locate a rats movement in grocery stores, restaurants, warehouses, etc.

    • @Gh13529
      @Gh13529 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Which restaurants 🤔

    • @bjornna7767
      @bjornna7767 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Gh13529 McD

    • @Gh13529
      @Gh13529 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ugh that's sick. Thanks for the reply

    • @Tomson419
      @Tomson419 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      gigachad

    • @Fae7Rose
      @Fae7Rose ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Oh like what we have on our skin and scalps. Huh

  • @sthanuchowdhury8440
    @sthanuchowdhury8440 ปีที่แล้ว +2595

    the cat army in the distance:
    COME ON BOYS, DINNER TIME

    • @devvv4616
      @devvv4616 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Thank god for stray cats 😂

    • @esme4587
      @esme4587 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

    • @byronpetersen9262
      @byronpetersen9262 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@esme4587 Lord of the Rings Reference

    • @whydnt
      @whydnt ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I never seen cat eating a rat, they just,,,playing with it and leave it after. Stray rat in the other hand, maybe its because of the new rat rights or something, they eat trash together instead of attacks each other.

    • @esme4587
      @esme4587 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whydnt same mine left a soaking wet present in front of my moms door when I was a kid she stepped on it

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS ปีที่แล้ว +560

    "Rat Grease" is something I never expected to hear 😂. Sounds like a cold insult 💀.

    • @wildalice
      @wildalice 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What I was gonna say 😂

    • @michaeljasso1973
      @michaeljasso1973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s Sebum

    • @trashteamracing8262
      @trashteamracing8262 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There is a phenomenon known as a Rat King, when rats get huddled together like this and the sebum dries with their tails entangled.

    • @Yasmine91646
      @Yasmine91646 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm going to use this as an insult 😂

  • @leahwatson5765
    @leahwatson5765 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Damn that's gross I'm done with the internet tonight thanks 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @noobieplayzandanimates
      @noobieplayzandanimates 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      animals are gross now? We should respect rats more. They have too much hate.

    • @davidw9468
      @davidw9468 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They're pests​ @noobieplayzandanimates

    • @KatieHuni
      @KatieHuni 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@noobieplayzandanimates Blud wants us to respect pests that literally carry diseases that almost killed a entire country back then, and destroys city property and homes 💀

  • @tommychen6833
    @tommychen6833 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    Surprise that the cats didn't hear the dinner bell.

    • @zajournals
      @zajournals ปีที่แล้ว +85

      They would have torn the cat apart. Strength in numbers.

    • @joecash8826
      @joecash8826 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Cats don't want diseases either😂

    • @Jmzzbond
      @Jmzzbond ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Those rats are bigger!

    • @lacandela69
      @lacandela69 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meow 🐱

    • @bobhawke7373
      @bobhawke7373 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's a myth.
      I had a persistent rodent problem and I considered getting a patrol cat.
      In my research I found it out that cats don't want to fight rats cause a male adult rat is more than a match for a cat and when you have a rodent problem you are leaving that cat to fend for itself against dozens or hundreds of rats. The cats just go into survival mode and nope it.

  • @georgeyoutube7580
    @georgeyoutube7580 ปีที่แล้ว +2131

    That is probably in front of some expensive restaurant in downtown NewYork.

    • @mikebradshaw8530
      @mikebradshaw8530 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Probably true....

    • @JahJah440
      @JahJah440 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Definitely not New York. Probably somewhere in Asia, the small CC bike is the giveaway.

    • @mergenocide
      @mergenocide ปีที่แล้ว +128

      5 feet away there's an apartment being leased for 3500/mo

    • @JahJah440
      @JahJah440 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@tropickman I know, I live here haha. Sit in Central park at night, eventually a rat will come up to you as if it was a curious dog or something.

    • @georgeyoutube7580
      @georgeyoutube7580 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tropickman You can actually keep clean in and out. But the guy who sleeps in a box in the basement is probably tired and everybody else is a specialist or an upper caste

  • @mastermindenterpriseslimit7555
    @mastermindenterpriseslimit7555 ปีที่แล้ว +5711

    'rat grease' is now the must disgusting concept ever

    • @folarin78
      @folarin78 ปีที่แล้ว

      because they are like pigs no sweats glands so the sweat oil

    • @Mike-jx8ks
      @Mike-jx8ks ปีที่แล้ว

      Next time im on the street and someone says f*** u.... Ima say ur rat grease bro

    • @zedekyahudah315
      @zedekyahudah315 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Yea "rat grease" sound foul as hell

    • @teeminator30
      @teeminator30 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      It’s the same grease and same smell you get after wearing yoga pants all day 🤢

    • @bigtime4794
      @bigtime4794 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Looks like a door handle at a ghetto store

  • @Ado_studio
    @Ado_studio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    “No mr small, that's what we call terror"
    Gumball 2011-2019

  • @IamG_
    @IamG_ ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    predicting a rat king rn

    • @djhemp2o5
      @djhemp2o5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Enough moisture, yes, but not enough blood and fecal matter

    • @kimicappiello5480
      @kimicappiello5480 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Suddenly I am feeling a bit ill... I've seen pictures, but not irl. There are, in fact, things in life that I am grateful for.

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Weve got a category 5 rat king making its way down 13th

    • @imakerandomstuff-89
      @imakerandomstuff-89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @gremblorthesackgoblin7953
      @gremblorthesackgoblin7953 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@djhemp2o5Dont need it, just need consant tail contact where the "grease" is produced at the tail base, dries like glue.

  • @unkownidk-ix6it
    @unkownidk-ix6it ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    The cats are gonna have a buffet 💀💀

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      nah man,cats are psies now.they cant even handle one rat,let alone dozens at once💀

    • @Eversgarden
      @Eversgarden ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@sakmadik69420you say now as if they don’t act on instincts

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Eversgarden their instinct is to RUN.they can handle a mouse,not a RAT.

    • @Mike-75
      @Mike-75 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My house cat takes out rats in the chicken coop regularly.

    • @trannga2625
      @trannga2625 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, cat will bring food to those rats. they are friends

  • @Naeidea
    @Naeidea ปีที่แล้ว +766

    In the UK we call this The House of Commons.

    • @WaterisbetterH20
      @WaterisbetterH20 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      u put them there

    • @bailey125
      @bailey125 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@WaterisbetterH20 Just like you put Biden in office yeah?

    • @rob5249
      @rob5249 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WaterisbetterH20 they were selected not elected. Be smarter! Not stupid. Did we get to vote for the latest PM?

    • @Naeidea
      @Naeidea ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bailey125 and Trump, don't forget Trump!

    • @bailey125
      @bailey125 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Naeidea Oh yes of course how could I forget oran- uhh I mean Trump

  • @G_Ozare
    @G_Ozare ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Davos looks different from this angle.

    • @jjiacobucci
      @jjiacobucci 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Awesome comment

  • @ami679
    @ami679 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    What do you call a group of rats?
    Ans: Parliament

  • @justatogepienjoyingchocolate
    @justatogepienjoyingchocolate ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    Everyone's gangster until they get cornered by rats and the leader says "grease 'em"

    • @dday3322
      @dday3322 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂

    • @Evzone1821
      @Evzone1821 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love this comment.

    • @ugnmichael
      @ugnmichael ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JackVulture1728
      @JackVulture1728 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I show these motherfuckers whos gangsta, Rats nigga"

    • @JackVulture1728
      @JackVulture1728 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I show these motherfuckers whos gangsta, Rats nigga"

  • @GoingGoneGalt
    @GoingGoneGalt ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I am pretty sure that this is the first time in my half century life that I have ever heard the phrase "rat grease". I don't know how to feel about that.

    • @ryugo7713
      @ryugo7713 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That that that

    • @ayesabesque
      @ayesabesque ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂 yes rat grease... unforgetable

    • @iamasmurf1122
      @iamasmurf1122 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don’t lick 👅 the pole

    • @dudesah1446
      @dudesah1446 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I like how he said it so confidently too, as if “rat grease” is a term that everyone knows and/or uses

    • @teofiloljubisavljevic7943
      @teofiloljubisavljevic7943 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@iamasmurf1122noted

  • @HailToTheMeep
    @HailToTheMeep 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    They are absolutely terrified. Hiding their faces in desperation…. Huddling together instinctively. Trying to escape with nowhere to go. Someone heartlessly fined a frozen kitten with their tiny face pushed into a corner like this, desperate to run away from the cold, but failed. If you haven’t seen a rat showing under the rain, cleaning themselves just as we would under our showers, I can highly recommend watching it. Changed my whole idea of the narrative we often imposed on those without a voice.

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bad people take baths, vermin might as well.
      I can understand the whole "Aww, they are kinda cute" but don't assume they bathing alone contradicts in any way how dangerous they are spreading diseases.

    • @Quiseph64
      @Quiseph64 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Black Death/ Bubonic plague and hantavirus never happened I guess.

    • @Prenum
      @Prenum 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mado-wh4jvno one’s more of a vermin or disease spreader than humans.

  • @karlosthejackel69
    @karlosthejackel69 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    ‘Rat grease’
    Nothing sums up NY better than this

    • @MR.SKANDAL0121
      @MR.SKANDAL0121 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Literally!

    • @Staticsheep28
      @Staticsheep28 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I need to know what rat grease is

    • @paulhunter9613
      @paulhunter9613 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rat and democrat grease is plentiful in NY

    • @paulhunter9613
      @paulhunter9613 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Staticsheep28 look at bidens hair, he uses it

    • @baligong3592
      @baligong3592 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@paulhunter9613
      Republicans & Democrats are 2 Children fighting over for their favourite coloured Crayons.

  • @RABOCSEAICNAM
    @RABOCSEAICNAM ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Even the dog is like, “hell nah that food way too greasy”

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂

  • @MidMo4020
    @MidMo4020 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    I’ll forget where my keys are, but the term “rat grease” will stay with me forever.. thank you

    • @Paranormalinvestigations
      @Paranormalinvestigations ปีที่แล้ว +17

      EXACTLY

    • @pinacolada1393
      @pinacolada1393 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      🤢IKR

    • @madelynhernandez7453
      @madelynhernandez7453 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I never knew rats were greasy. Also, I know they are pests and carry disease but I cant help to feel bad for them

    • @Xynox136
      @Xynox136 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Besides feces and urine, Rat grease is one of the sources of Diseases because of its ability to adhere to concrete, wood, fabrics and surprisingly metal. The long time it stays on it specially on wood it allows the microbes to thrive and create pestilence and even worse airborne pathogens.

    • @imaginaryvisionz2973
      @imaginaryvisionz2973 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DoWantHappyPants
    @DoWantHappyPants 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Hmmmmm reminds me of the tunnels under nyc that just got exposed!

  • @thesweatbaron8443
    @thesweatbaron8443 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Rat Grease is a wild word

  • @stomptheelites
    @stomptheelites ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Jeopardy:
    I'll take Rat Grease for $100

  • @ReddyRisery
    @ReddyRisery ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Rats are much cleaner than politicians.

  • @Domo._
    @Domo._ ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My anxiety : 🏃🏾‍♂️💨

  • @yeswithcheese
    @yeswithcheese ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Rats are so organised they have an emergency meeting point

    • @DC-gd9pq
      @DC-gd9pq ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Muster station

    • @CEB731
      @CEB731 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They are smart

    • @justsaiyan8678
      @justsaiyan8678 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can train them, and use them as minions

    • @ms.e9393
      @ms.e9393 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @corythegoat2745
      @corythegoat2745 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know they smart from experience!

  • @Rollothemodel
    @Rollothemodel ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Yeah I remember home shopping years back & we checked out this one place where there was brown paper cover used as tarp, on the floor. Saw a pattern of oily marks near the walls. Knew right away it was rodents. Checked the basement & went to the utility room & what do I see peeking its head out the sewer trap? A nice furry rat!! I told the agent your client has a rodent problem. May wanna get that check out before listing a home.

    • @rodneycaupp5962
      @rodneycaupp5962 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I had a piece f carboard on the garage floor, and it stunk up the Garage bad when it warmed up. Smelled like a dead critter. It was mice along the base board on the carboard.

  • @OngoGablogian185
    @OngoGablogian185 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    The correct name for a group of rats is a 'parliament'.

  • @iWatchTrap
    @iWatchTrap 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Cats having his royal dinner

  • @LIE11Bldg7
    @LIE11Bldg7 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    You had me at Rat Grease

    • @lastofthe4horsemen279
      @lastofthe4horsemen279 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😅

    • @juansalas6259
      @juansalas6259 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😅😅😅😅

    • @てすてす-o2u
      @てすてす-o2u ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please explain
      What is Ratgreas?Roach trap?

    • @flicdeloc420provider
      @flicdeloc420provider ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@OwO .... I wont.

    • @gregking2571
      @gregking2571 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@てすてす-o2u The narrator was describing the dirt and grime at the base of the pole, insinuating that the rats caused it to be there.
      The commentor liked the term and found it humorous.

  • @matthewchoi1714
    @matthewchoi1714 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    And that’s how a rat king is formed

    • @ArrowArchitect
      @ArrowArchitect ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *boss music*

    • @awesomejackify3333
      @awesomejackify3333 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Are rat kings real ?

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      68th 👍

    • @rus1616
      @rus1616 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@AwesomeJackify ofcourse they're real, Master Splinter roams the sewage teaching orphan turtles Martial Arts.

    • @raijin1378
      @raijin1378 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Until a orange cat and a ragtag team of rats with a pipe piper comes along that is...then one becomes none

  • @krajicsek13
    @krajicsek13 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    That's a 5 star restaurant for the stray cats

    • @tusker9959
      @tusker9959 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @lolicon453
      @lolicon453 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ratatouille

    • @Nick-gh5bi
      @Nick-gh5bi ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah i think rats in NYC know karate so the cats are outta luck

    • @mr.google7364
      @mr.google7364 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My armies of 7 cats would butchered them all, 2 of my most brutal and merciless 10lbs tabby cat and 17 pounds Bombay cat have never failed in hunting rats except the one rat who fell from 4th floor.

    • @obinnaobiekwe4910
      @obinnaobiekwe4910 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@mr.google7364 Do they eat them, though?

  • @nickmitchell9269
    @nickmitchell9269 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Rat grease......learned a new word I never wanna hear again

  • @j.c.ulater
    @j.c.ulater ปีที่แล้ว +565

    I could have gone my entire life without knowing the term "rat grease", I am forever changed...😂

    • @TH-bl7nr
      @TH-bl7nr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean dogs have them too
      Specially hound dogs because they produce natural oil so they can easily spot each other

    • @ChickenYale
      @ChickenYale ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How does he know it's rat grease and not just dirt? What proof does he have ?

    • @ss67camaronut
      @ss67camaronut ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rat grease is a kind way of saying rat shite and piss.

    • @SophiaLMitchell
      @SophiaLMitchell ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same 😂 yuck

    • @inzane86
      @inzane86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google rat king, you'll be surprised

  • @KJTEJ
    @KJTEJ ปีที่แล้ว +389

    I was so confused at first. Hard to tell if was the House of Commons or the American Congress having a meeting

    • @MiquellasFarts
      @MiquellasFarts ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thats an insult to the rats.

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol Yea was gonna say, aw don't insult the rodents...

    • @promeneuzivotu117
      @promeneuzivotu117 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@rickwrites2612 yeah and see how the rat's aren't even scared of the dog and are just vibing while the polititians bitch about every amount of critisisam you give them.

  • @stomptheelites
    @stomptheelites ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Proof, if you live long enough you have the biggest vocabulary. I'm old, adding 'Rat Grease' to the list🤣

  • @TheAwsomesauce99
    @TheAwsomesauce99 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Nobody told me 69 was having a fan meet up😂😂😂

  • @MrKylelee18
    @MrKylelee18 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    So we just going to let them have their group therapy sessions in broad daylight?

    • @jasoningram2006
      @jasoningram2006 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wind the clock back a year these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. What's the matter did your balls drop off.

    • @AcidiFy574
      @AcidiFy574 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes, rats are cute until they spread the plague

    • @wompwompwompwompwompwompalienz
      @wompwompwompwompwompwompalienz ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@AcidiFy574 cute? wild rats aren’t cute, only domesticated ones are

    • @blacklivesorblackvotes2985
      @blacklivesorblackvotes2985 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Batman will find them, and make them SQUEAK! I know the squeakers when I see them.

    • @brendanwhitman3134
      @brendanwhitman3134 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm picturing a large bug zapper, and then a street vacuum.

  • @Bakedea87
    @Bakedea87 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "Rat Grease" I'll be on the lookout for my new favorite band. Can't wait.😂❤

    • @GloriousReign
      @GloriousReign ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂 there is a rat grease band

    • @Bakedea87
      @Bakedea87 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GloriousReign Dreams are no more but reality, Wow 😲 😳 🥰lol

    • @CallMeSkillz_
      @CallMeSkillz_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chipmunks got competition now 😂

    • @apemancommeth8087
      @apemancommeth8087 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mmmmm I cook all my meals with rat grease, nothing but the best for me!

    • @Defy_Convention
      @Defy_Convention ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Their chart topping hit "Dirty Lightpole" sweeps the nation!

  • @robertwolfgan
    @robertwolfgan ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I was not ready for somebody to throw "rat grease" at my ears like that. I feel violated now...

  • @Myownlilworld888
    @Myownlilworld888 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "rat grease" is wild 😂

  • @benoitbvg2888
    @benoitbvg2888 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "Wait... If you guys are all here, then who's working the kitchen?"

    • @curlyboultay6827
      @curlyboultay6827 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂

    • @JuJuKnowsBest
      @JuJuKnowsBest ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂 I see what you did there

    • @kw8757
      @kw8757 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I once witnessed a big fat rat wobble out of the front door of a Chinese restaurant, like it had just eaten the best banquet ever.

    • @dondejones3986
      @dondejones3986 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ratatouille!

    • @farthurf.5221
      @farthurf.5221 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omagah 😱

  • @WaluigiBoyGamervwmg369
    @WaluigiBoyGamervwmg369 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Flamethrower: “Now this looks like a job for me”

    • @THE_NEW_CRUSADER
      @THE_NEW_CRUSADER ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @MMAknowerofALL
      @MMAknowerofALL ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eminem :

    • @shadow105720
      @shadow105720 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wont work. The rats are soaked. Theyre two steps ahead at all times.

    • @THE_NEW_CRUSADER
      @THE_NEW_CRUSADER ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shadow105720 the heat will melt them either way

    • @i_3at_5oap80
      @i_3at_5oap80 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I commented this exact thing, then saw you already had that idea, great idea Fr

  • @Coco81218
    @Coco81218 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    And this is how the Rat King was formed in The Last of Us 2

    • @graemeorr5884
      @graemeorr5884 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Worst game ever made

    • @ybsellout8171
      @ybsellout8171 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@graemeorr5884 Yet it was the 2020 game of the year

    • @luzviminda795
      @luzviminda795 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ybsellout8171just because it was the game of the year doesn't mean that people like it. It's just another woke sht being given an award.

    • @cantiflascantiflas8460
      @cantiflascantiflas8460 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s a rat king in fallout a bunch of rats tied up together from tail that move as one

    • @ahlijahwilliams3081
      @ahlijahwilliams3081 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ybsellout8171 lol😂 G-unit blood in the sand was once game of the year as well so I don’t think that means as much as you think

  • @domenicsandri2740
    @domenicsandri2740 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Runway?? Can’t you see that they are scared to death and don’t know where to go? They are cornered and trying to use the light post to hide by literally burying their heads into bodies of rats.

    • @Br1tzz
      @Br1tzz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They can go in the countless ally ways in NYC, you have no idea what your talking about they are not trying to hide as they have countless other places to hide they are cuddling for warmth

  • @alexanderlouelllopez5860
    @alexanderlouelllopez5860 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Rat Grease - thanks that's my band name now

    • @nolimit7
      @nolimit7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      haha what a name

    • @sharp-m2k
      @sharp-m2k ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grasa Rata! Vamos a rockear Grasa Rata!

    • @CosmicAeon
      @CosmicAeon ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage..... rat grease.

    • @malikevans634
      @malikevans634 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You heard that new album dropped by Rat Grease?
      Yeah, I'd say it rolls off the tongue.

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@malikevans634 (insert meme clip of that crowd going "OHHHHH")

  • @terencemerritt
    @terencemerritt ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Mink man needs to be there lol

  • @kblongespee9225
    @kblongespee9225 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Viking leader of rodents was like SHEILD WALL!

  • @crthejediknightninja
    @crthejediknightninja ปีที่แล้ว +1166

    So this is probably how rat kings form, for those of you who don't know, that rat grease is secreted near their tails and their tails have a lot of it, it also can act a bit like glue when it dries, so if these rats were to be stuck like that for an extended period of time and started getting restless their tails could end up making knots and getting stuck together, leading to the eventual death of the group.

    • @LaZZ0SpAzzO
      @LaZZ0SpAzzO ปีที่แล้ว +98

      This is An AI response if I ever seen one

    • @popff7
      @popff7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      rat kings are horrendous as shit 😭
      i hope i never see one in person nor have one within a 50-meter proximity of my house

    • @4424673
      @4424673 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yes and no, one of the requirements is a closed space, like a hole or a box, because the glue is not only from grease but also poo

    • @turtlejeepjen314
      @turtlejeepjen314 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The requirements are traumatic stories, Splinter, & TMNT.😂😂🐢

    • @jibzzztm
      @jibzzztm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mad

  • @BlackoutCYANIDE
    @BlackoutCYANIDE ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I like to imagine them doing drills throughout the year like:
    "What do we do if there's a flood??"
    And all the rats yell back,
    "MEET AT THE LIGHTPOST"

  • @edwardsferrazza9646
    @edwardsferrazza9646 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Hey NYC mayor, get your engineers to learn from this

    • @joeAnon796
      @joeAnon796 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'd climb the empire state building like king kong if they ever managed to flush out all the rats from underground

    • @HeadHoncho727
      @HeadHoncho727 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If they get flushed out guess where they're going?! In your homes!🤦

    • @okayyyeahh5286
      @okayyyeahh5286 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@joeAnon796 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭aye bro imaigine how many rats are under yall🤔 that's gross. Move to texas

    • @mocancer3232
      @mocancer3232 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@HeadHoncho727 exactly

    • @MegaSergio07
      @MegaSergio07 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are these guys in the comments defending the mayor ? 😂

  • @steveroberts4523
    @steveroberts4523 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Aaw… poor little guys, I hope no one hurts them

    • @B17Fort
      @B17Fort 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They destroy homes and cause disease.

    • @Autistic-Noice-British-Panda
      @Autistic-Noice-British-Panda 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I hate regular rats

    • @deloreswilson1798
      @deloreswilson1798 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope they don't retaliate and hurt us...🎩😏🙏‼️

    • @deloreswilson1798
      @deloreswilson1798 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope they don't retaliate and hurt us...🎩😏🙏‼️

    • @Autistic-Noice-British-Panda
      @Autistic-Noice-British-Panda 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deloreswilson1798 bro u said the same comment twice wtf?

  • @markmiranda9461
    @markmiranda9461 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    That’s “grease” is called sebum. It’s natural hair oils and dirt. If you see this around entry points of your home, you have rodent activity. -an exterminator

    • @fungdark8270
      @fungdark8270 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “Rub marks” I heard them called by an exterminator, and anyone with good sense and functioning eyes should be able to identify them in an infested space and use the knowledge to place traps or find their means of entry.

    • @thelite63
      @thelite63 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So sebum comes from their hair?... interesting 🤔

    • @brooksysdead
      @brooksysdead ปีที่แล้ว +42

      As a cable tech whe I train new guys I teach them not to touch their face afternworking in apartments if there is any green stuff on the metal components like splitters and coax connectors because it's a mix of piss and hair oil lol. We run our wires around the edges of the baseboard and floor and rodents hug the walls due to poor eye sight so they walk on our wires and make em all kinda nasty lol

    • @markmiranda9461
      @markmiranda9461 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@brooksysdead very wise decision. Out where I work we have a ton of deer mice, they carry hantavirus and that shit can kill you. Rodent are something else.

    • @johnshepherd6925
      @johnshepherd6925 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The hero we needed. Thanks for this.

  • @adviarvizo176
    @adviarvizo176 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    This is how a main boss from resident evil starts forming

  • @Offu-cz9wl
    @Offu-cz9wl ปีที่แล้ว +327

    They’re having their weekly safety meeting 👏🏻

    • @ivanayala9550
      @ivanayala9550 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OHSHA liked this comment

    • @notthatguypal14
      @notthatguypal14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got a weekly safety meeting every Wednesday

    • @billieerickson2868
      @billieerickson2868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment

    • @veezyfresh3084
      @veezyfresh3084 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Walmart employees 😊

    • @Gary_Lim
      @Gary_Lim ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a tool box talk, but tool post talk !!

  • @Yossiloveu
    @Yossiloveu 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Look at all those lawyers hiding their long noses!😂

  • @justthimu1683
    @justthimu1683 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Okay that’s enough internet for today.

    • @drummerharm
      @drummerharm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what even was that 😦

    • @justthimu1683
      @justthimu1683 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@twitzmixx8374 rats. Flushed out of their burrows by intense rain.

    • @farcyde2948
      @farcyde2948 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You've reached the end of your shift. Clock out for the day.

    • @AcidiFy574
      @AcidiFy574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's just rats, thank god it's not worms

  • @evamz9584
    @evamz9584 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Where are all the little terriers when you need them? 😆

    • @bretteiskina
      @bretteiskina ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was just about to say, my Jack Russell would have a field day lol

    • @thurlravenscroft2572
      @thurlravenscroft2572 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My Lakeland would too.

    • @jorgesalazar818
      @jorgesalazar818 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@bretteiskina are jack Russell's difficult to train? I've never really had a pet and really want a jack Russell.

    • @askjayk
      @askjayk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jorgesalazar818 they are a hell of a lot to deal with but with the right owner & training they are enough to handle, ive had multiple dogs throughout my life time teacup to giant pitbulls even multiple at a time…but i still miss my favorite little rascal of all time which happened to be a jack russell. just need to have patience as with any dog especially small terriers. in my opinion nothing is worse than a chihuahua lol

    • @yeahsowhat643
      @yeahsowhat643 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My Yorkie has been killing them since she was a puppy. She loves to hunt them in my mother in laws home 😂

  • @aGumball
    @aGumball ปีที่แล้ว +734

    I've never had the urge to possess a grenade as much as I do now

    • @louisgordon-415
      @louisgordon-415 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly!

    • @concretejungle8916
      @concretejungle8916 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burn 🔥 them all to Hell with gasoline and a Blow Torch 💥💥💥

    • @Mydevineself
      @Mydevineself ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Are you scared of rats? Lol

    • @errebusaether
      @errebusaether ปีที่แล้ว

      No, you need a flamethrower for this sh*t.

    • @thomasmuller1850
      @thomasmuller1850 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna throw some chickens into them.

  • @KyoArchive2_
    @KyoArchive2_ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is the lightpost called "the senate"?😂

  • @drakokamikaze8823
    @drakokamikaze8823 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "They don't pay me enough for this. I quit"-🐕

  • @CarlAquaForce
    @CarlAquaForce ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Ratgrease was my favorite punk band in the 80's

  • @destrelyascorner4968
    @destrelyascorner4968 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Thats where The Rat King spawns~

    • @EnvisionedBlindness
      @EnvisionedBlindness ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For anyone unaware, the term rat king refers to a rat Conglomerate that has tied their tails with other rats into the point where they are unable to distinguish one rat from another
      Look no further than Destiny 2 for full implication

    • @defalt30
      @defalt30 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @tuberaddict2000
      @tuberaddict2000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't Abby kill that thing in 2020?

    • @Trowsiff-uk
      @Trowsiff-uk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tuberaddict2000 She sure did, it was voted one of the hardest bosses of that year for some bizarre reason!

    • @tbreezy6065
      @tbreezy6065 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If they make a rat king it means something big is going to happen usually bad. Because rats obvi pile on top of each other all. The. Time. But only a few times in all of history have there been a total knot of rat tails to where its impossible to untangle or separate rat from rat. Since they will die soon anyways you have to kill and destroy the rat king if you see it happen but if you do know it means something very important shouldn't b looked over

  • @rafaelclemente5634
    @rafaelclemente5634 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    cats about to have an unli meal

  • @CloudJLaw
    @CloudJLaw ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “I may be a rat but I ain’t no damn politician!” -All rats probably

    • @ipreet.hustler_og
      @ipreet.hustler_og ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SixNine (6ix9ine) commented from his other personal / from his Fake i.d. he be like i can't let dis slide i have to say somethin bout me too.. lol😆😂

    • @CloudJLaw
      @CloudJLaw ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ipreet.hustler_og 💀💀💀💀

  • @sebastianfiel1715
    @sebastianfiel1715 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Flamethrower + "rat grease" = 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @defalt30
    @defalt30 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    The moment you wish you had a flame thrower.

  • @ronzerker390
    @ronzerker390 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Rat Grease" Now that's new one 😂😂

  • @mitina2191
    @mitina2191 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Because they're family, so they stay together. They're exhausted

    • @wmpx34
      @wmpx34 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      One of them did resemble Vin Diesel a bit

    • @CairosNaobum
      @CairosNaobum ปีที่แล้ว +3

      seems like communists to me.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rat grease

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CairosNaobumthey are animals, not humans

    • @Ida-Adriana
      @Ida-Adriana 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@revolutionariesoffreedom2374Humans are also animals 😮

  • @djmarie2058
    @djmarie2058 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    “Honey, get my bb-gun…”😂

    • @MrPurple-jg9xl
      @MrPurple-jg9xl ปีที่แล้ว

      nah bro your gonna need a flame thrower!

    • @zachwieberg6002
      @zachwieberg6002 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I’d use a .22

    • @carbo3017
      @carbo3017 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just pour gas on them and strike a match.

    • @elcajondavid1
      @elcajondavid1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachwieberg6002 I'd use a shotgun because they would scatter once you began shooting.

    • @TrillKump
      @TrillKump ปีที่แล้ว +5

      noo man that's sinister.

  • @jamerson808
    @jamerson808 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    *Python has entered the chat*🐍🐍🐍🐍

    • @banditpsycho3573
      @banditpsycho3573 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’d only eat one or 2 max, you need a decently sharp katana and a net. Or just .410 but in nyc that’s a nogo

    • @TheShizzlemop
      @TheShizzlemop ปีที่แล้ว

      @@banditpsycho3573 ????? why a katana. and this isnt new york.

    • @Warriorvelcro
      @Warriorvelcro ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @crackerloaf3677
    @crackerloaf3677 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man just casually saying "rat grease"

  • @jdubs604
    @jdubs604 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    We need torrential rain in Washington DC!

    • @Thirteenwindows
      @Thirteenwindows ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real

    • @rogerringold616
      @rogerringold616 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noah aint coming back.

    • @e09271
      @e09271 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taxi driver moment

    • @MickyTubbs1985
      @MickyTubbs1985 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If only that OCCURRED on Weds.1/6/21.😐

    • @phatplates
      @phatplates ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@MickyTubbs1985 if only it occurred right now

  • @966396631
    @966396631 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Those aren’t politicians. They’re realtors.

    • @CosmicAeon
      @CosmicAeon ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No no, it's the annual convention for lawyers.

    • @dudefrombelgium
      @dudefrombelgium ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CosmicAeon haha i was about to bring up lawyers as well

    • @capitalexpenditures21
      @capitalexpenditures21 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nope, those are car salesmen. They’re all discussing how to markup their vehicles again for no actual reason & add bullshit fees.

    • @chitskirits
      @chitskirits ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CosmicAeon and private bankers

    • @giovannifoulmouth7205
      @giovannifoulmouth7205 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@daGoattttttttt nah gtfoh with that shit

  • @mitchjr77
    @mitchjr77 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dog was like, “No way I’m getting into Politics. I’m out!” 😂

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dogs like "why tf did you bring me here!?" 😂

  • @Werefox32
    @Werefox32 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    You learn something everyday.. now I know what rat grease is.. and I’m queasy lol

    • @hollyschofield8141
      @hollyschofield8141 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Werefox32 Yes, doesn't that sound so disgusting!! I'm nauseous now!!🤮

    • @xm47ecr36
      @xm47ecr36 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They put that inside womans hair products but its from labratory rats not street rats lol

    • @Werefox32
      @Werefox32 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@xm47ecr36 and the lessons continue.. lmfao 😂🤢

    • @alexpopowski1318
      @alexpopowski1318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to scrape it with my nail!

    • @jeffjeannette9364
      @jeffjeannette9364 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait till you start noticing it along the walls of your favorite eating establishment. It's harder for me cause I work in a kitchen in Manhattan, where they're basically forced onto you.

  • @teresah.6696
    @teresah.6696 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Their tails are freaking me out😖😳🫨😵‍💫

    • @parkour.11parkour58
      @parkour.11parkour58 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spaghetti right?

    • @Knoeppii
      @Knoeppii ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have 3 as pets. Tbh they are actually extremely soft! Also help regulate their body temperature. (I understand your point of view, a lot of people feel that way) :-)

    • @RS-xq6je
      @RS-xq6je ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@Knoeppii new owner going on a year now tails did look odd to me not being used to them but the thing that took me some time to get used too is their back feet! I was sat watching them climb thinking Holy sh*t this rats got thumbs on her feet wtf and it looked so weird, they're both adorable mother and daughter sadly mother is starting to slow down now

    • @Knoeppii
      @Knoeppii ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RS-xq6je that's unfortunate to hear. I hope she hangs on a little longer! My three boys are turning 1 this or next month. I believe their little toe Beans help them climb! I was freaked out by the beans on their hands. But in the end they are Hella cute anyways

    • @Bobs2cents
      @Bobs2cents ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr?😂😂😂

  • @WizardClipAudio
    @WizardClipAudio ปีที่แล้ว +83

    😅’The lamppost is their runway’. I’m over here looking for a rat sized airplane.

    • @brandonhughes2729
      @brandonhughes2729 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he meant like, "lighthouse", not runway

    • @diggumsmack2
      @diggumsmack2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@brandonhughes2729Well in his defense, he did goto the airport looking for his submarine

    • @menogusta9829
      @menogusta9829 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no. Fashion. Wouldn't call it a catwalk tho.

    • @BryanFlubaDub
      @BryanFlubaDub ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking runway like a fashion show bc of the music 😂

    • @comments.cuestionsandconcerns
      @comments.cuestionsandconcerns ปีที่แล้ว

      HAAAA

  • @christhe2dprotogen511
    @christhe2dprotogen511 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The owl watching the rats in a nearby tree: This looks like a job for me

  • @MarquezRobinson
    @MarquezRobinson ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Rat Grease" imma use that when roasting someone next time 😂😂😂😂

  • @hussainkonz
    @hussainkonz ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Rat grease sounds like something out of a nightmare 💀

    • @brittanykrohn6729
      @brittanykrohn6729 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rat greace is often used in rat tacos in Mexico on your drunk way back to your hotel and there be a little shit hole taco stand . I m sure plenty of us have unknowingly eaten some rat tacos in drunk Mexico kinda like sleeping and eating spiters in your life time . For all we know it's probably what makes those bad decision drunk taco stands so wonderfully delicious. Lol remember the naked and afraid when dude couldn't stop eating rats lmfao he would be happy about this situation I am sure. Ha ha 😂

    • @hussainkonz
      @hussainkonz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brittanykrohn6729 nahhhhhh I’m never eating truck tacos again 😭😭😭

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight ปีที่แล้ว +376

    They're such fascinating, intelligent and social creatures.... Yet so, sooo awful and invasive in homes. I will always feel conflicted about them. I respect them, even empathize with them, but they also need to stay TF out of my house. 😩

    • @aaronrichards19886
      @aaronrichards19886 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gosh. I had them in my house once. Worst time of my life. I dreaded coming home until we finally figured out how they were getting in. I dont wish it on my worst enemy.

    • @levinfilms3048
      @levinfilms3048 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah. My friend once bought a pet rat from the pet store. It was clean & domesticated; very fry. Their tails are sceevy. If they had tails like squirrels & stayed out of your house & if their mere existence didn’t spread disease (?), I wonder if people would hate them so much.

    • @КостяКиндалюк
      @КостяКиндалюк ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@levinfilms3048 The only meanings of "fry" I have found is being cooked and being drugged... I don't think the pet rat was drugged, so...?

    • @faithfaith2
      @faithfaith2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@КостяКиндалюкMaybe they meant shy?

    • @user-qy1gw9is4m
      @user-qy1gw9is4m 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@КостяКиндалюк I'm assuming they're from an area with commonly used phrases that are considered archaic nowadays. To be [in a] fry means to be something close to excited or very energetic.

  • @tonelimon6471
    @tonelimon6471 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "rat grease" 😂😂😭💀im fkn done with youtube for today

  • @MrMelgibstein
    @MrMelgibstein ปีที่แล้ว +159

    We're leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.

    • @roselee4445
      @roselee4445 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep. The 6 hour RAT

    • @jiminykripes4937
      @jiminykripes4937 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well son of a beach I'm the worst president in history not a lie

    • @maketheconstitutiongreatag5038
      @maketheconstitutiongreatag5038 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "I've never been involved in my son's business dealings."
      >Here's a picture of you with your son and his business associates
      "I've never talked about business with my son"
      >Here's a whistleblower putting you on at least a dozen calls with business associates
      "I've never made a dime from my son's business dealings."
      >Here's a $5 million transfer from a Chinese firm to your son's account, with an email detailing 10% for the big guy
      "Trump tried to steal the election!"

    • @roselee4445
      @roselee4445 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@maketheconstitutiongreatag5038 excellent compilation. Add.... my son died in battle in Iraq. I drove truck. I graduated top of my class on full scholarship. I've never been racist. My son is not a drug head. I didn't fart in the mic. I didn't shart on the Pope. Etc

    • @rodherro9711
      @rodherro9711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@roselee4445They wiped my butt!