even when you're up to nothing you deserve to be good to yourself as well boo 💕 often find it hard to take my own advice lollll I'm writing this as you're doing intro and DYING hey mannnn what you been up to nuttin nothinnnnn shiiiine ooon meeee 🎶 😭 I love you Theo Love, Sage 💕🌿
Bro this was honestly the most inspiring podcast I've ever heard. Theo lays down the most practical and honest advice. "if you stay productive, you're gonna produce." "if you are sick of yourself, nothing will makes you feel better than helping somebody else." Those are gems & I needed to hear them right now.
Needed this early morning hitta. Thank you Theo for everything. If you only knew how many people you have truly helped with your silliness and perspective. #GangGang
Thank *YOU* for posting an actual comment. Theos videos used to have lots of comments like yours but now everyone just wants their 15 seconds of fame and internet likes for their 'theo looks like' comments or just the same exact words that theo already said
The end of this was really insightful. He seems to take some pretty crazy routes to get there, but he always ends up at something relatable and heartfelt and genuine. I think that's what endears him to so many people from so many different walks of life. That's a special gift.
Yo, I fuckin love this congregation of legally named uprights... Strangers just... Seamlessly finishing the thoughts of other strangers- dadGUM... I'd lock it up for 3 strait with y'all; hundred percent. Stranger-ass, gang-shyit. 🙏🏿
Theo, Thank you for sharing your voice. Growing as a person, let alone a public personality, is unbelievably difficult. Each episode you so many sides of yourself, the candour you show us every time is such a gift. I appreciate it and it helps me to remember not to hide my light. You never know, who and how, it can help others just to see you being real. Sara
Theo Von is such a valuable commodity in these Corvid times....in a world where sickness is spread rampant, and laughter is the best medicine - this man out here straight HEALIN' SOULS! praise god
that's because he has to stay 1000feet from every school zone. but best believe at 1001feet hes doing figure squares like a trapped gay tiger in tiger kings jail cell
This morning I woke up and felt what I was almost certain was the -19 growing inside my body, or at the very least a major case of The Mondays. Turned on this episode, and my symptoms evaporated immediately. Thank you for another great episode!
Theo looks like he'd try veganism for a day out of pressure and fall short because "that raccoon at the front of my house just presented it self to me"
I love how honest and funny u are theo! We all go through the struggle and have our own demons and ur honesty makes this therapeutic for u, which makes it therapeutic for me, beat down them dark arts babyyyyy!!!! Gang gang!!
there’s tons to do, begin to learn an instrument (guitar, ukulele, piano etc) you can ebay a cheap used guitar. you can learn a new language...calisthenic work out. phone call to report your neighbor for leaving their home, you know the usual...
Theo thank you for the episode! I know you're feeling like you don't know what you're doing, but you made my day just this episode! All your episodes make my life so much better so I know you have to help so many people. Be good to yourself because you definitely deserve it!! Everything is going to be OK! Thank you so much again! Thankful for you daily gang gang🥰
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear punlic
Theo Von is the hero we needed right now. Thank you for providing me with some MUCH needed laughter. I’ma go out there and get me a squeeze of that front knuckle now Be good to yourself Theo. We’re all in this shit together, much love. Gang gang bruh
Allow me to interpret your dream Sir even though my interpretation is probably bullshit. Maybe your psyche is trying to tell you that you need to incorporate more humour and lightness into your life to be able to free yourself from all the tension that's pulling you down. Flying symbolizes freedom or gaining a new perspective in life as you would see the world in a different perspective if you elevated above it and comedians are the people who do not only tell jokes but open your eyes to see the world the way they see it (new perspective) and hugging symbolizes becoming one/achieving harmony with something so yeah there you go haha.
@Roland Deschain haha we can't believe in ready-made systematic guides to dream interpretation. My interpretation is bollocks, google interpretation is bollocks and pretty much all of our interpretation without any deep psychological or symbolical knowledge is bollocks but dreams are NOT bollocks and the psychological evidence is clear on that. We are so accustomed to the apparently rational natutre of our world that we scarcely imagine anything that cannot be explained by common sense because in our civilized life, we have stripped so many ideas of their emotional energy that we don't really respond or even know how to respond to symbols anymore. Think of it this way, the more rational and civilized we have become over these hundreds of thousands of years, the more we restrain ourselves within the limits of rational statements - statements that are much less colourful because we have stripped them of most of their psychic associations. All though you may say dreams are bollocks, you do have to admit that sometimes, dreams announce certain situations long before they actually happen. This is not necessarily a miracle because many crises in our lives have a long unconcious history stretching back thousands or even millions of years back, our rational and conscious minds move toward such crises step by step unaware of the dangers accumulating but what we consciously fail to see is already perceived by our unconscious which passes the information through dreams. The unconscious part of our brain was only discovered in 1915 which is very recent, it is way way older than the conscious part of our brain, God only knows how old they are and to call it as bollocks just because they're sophisticated and we do not understand them is bollocks my friend.
@Roland Deschain I'm sorry, i don't know enough to explain it well but Jordan Peterson does an excellent job here th-cam.com/video/VpDPHXIPq1Q/w-d-xo.html it's a really short video but at least, he lays out the basics.
I knew a girl called be-bo. She's was tall, mean, and a master of roasting. Everyone was afraid of her, but for some reason she really wanted to be my friend. So she was like my bodyguard until she moved back to Detroit. I wonder how she's doing sometimes.
Theo bro. Thats some real insight at the end. Probably most people love conditionally. If, when, but, as long as... like you said. I think I’ve been blessed once to be in love unconditionally, but it broke down eventually.. so maybe it wasn’t unconditional? Idk man just wanted to say this is why you the GOAT. Youre not only supplying laughs but also real insight and being vulnerable with us. Even when youre down on yourself remember we love you and appreciate you being with us. GANG GANG!
Ian gone lie Theo , Thank you. I came home to one of my dogs dead outside for a reason I still don’t know and I just been spiraling deep into depression for the past week because of other things besides that and tbh I just been to that point of suicidal again and your honesty and wholesomeness saved me , without these podcast to keep my mind distracted I wouldnt here writing this thank you letter , may peace be upon you brotha gang gang 🖤
I really don’t think you know how much you do for all of us! I relate to you like we grew up together! Thanks for the comic relief Theo, I look so forward to your podcasts, the highlight of my week! So when someone says what you been doing...my reply is... oh just waiting for Theo! It means a lot, more than you will ever know. Love ya man!
Sorry but I’ve had to go to work this entire time . Nothing has changed for me but my hands are dry from washing and I have to wear a mask 9 hours a day . People who get to stay home I’m SO jealous of. I’ve been prepping for this my WHOLE life . P.S. thank you for staying home :) I do appreciate it !
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Theo, buddy...
What ya been up to pal???
PTL.
even when you're up to nothing you deserve to be good to yourself as well boo 💕 often find it hard to take my own advice lollll I'm writing this as you're doing intro and DYING hey mannnn what you been up to nuttin nothinnnnn shiiiine ooon meeee 🎶 😭 I love you Theo
Love, Sage 💕🌿
"If you don't like hearing it, then don't hear it when I say it"
- Theo Von
🤣🤣🤣
Selective hearing is real. 😅
He's an angel. But like, one of those angels that's trying really hard to get his halo.
😯 accurate af!
So true lol
Theo is such a treasure. Theres really nothing like him.
When you said " I'm just trapped dealing with the demons inside me"
I felt that man.
the devils* but keep your head up bro
you got this
“Corvid” 😂 this guy is a saint
Donnell rawlins says "Kobe-19"
Theo says some *FUNNY ASS SHIT* when he closes his eyes and just talks 😭😭😭
He started doing it right as I was reading your comment😂😂😂
Cutler it’s the best thing ever LMAO
My favorite. His mind takes mine off of ..why so serious.. praise God foe theo von
He's not closing his eyes. He's looking down, he has double eyelids.
it's hilarious 😭
I’ll have 2 orange halves or an orange.
We’re off to a gold start boys. Gang.
Came here to say this lmao
Can't forget that 1/3rd cup of baby Marsh-Mellows
That was great
K crying
Hahahaaa... Captured my thoughts, exactly.
"..or an orange.."
* Ya dude just clocked tf in, motherfuckers (shiiiiine on ME) 🖕🏿👨🏿🎤🍊 *
"I'll have two orange halves... Or a orange." -Theo Von
I will always appreciate Theo rockin' to 'Shine.'
Thanks Theo bruh. Gang.
Great tune!
Bishop Done?
Bro this was honestly the most inspiring podcast I've ever heard.
Theo lays down the most practical and honest advice.
"if you stay productive, you're gonna produce."
"if you are sick of yourself, nothing will makes you feel better than helping somebody else."
Those are gems & I needed to hear them right now.
Needed this early morning hitta. Thank you Theo for everything. If you only knew how many people you have truly helped with your silliness and perspective. #GangGang
Thank *YOU* for posting an actual comment. Theos videos used to have lots of comments like yours but now everyone just wants their 15 seconds of fame and internet likes for their 'theo looks like' comments or just the same exact words that theo already said
Shusty Rackleford much appreciated man
Theo Von looks like the type of guy that would throw a 'R' in "covid"
Jake Story I died to that lol my name is Cory so I’m feeling like a kind of CORVID-19. cmmmmooonnn.
“That’s dangerous in these times of corvid”
🤣🤣 everytime he says it that damn coRvid
Theos Corvid virus obviously came from Crows.
Cory Larsen LMFAO
The end of this was really insightful. He seems to take some pretty crazy routes to get there, but he always ends up at something relatable and heartfelt and genuine. I think that's what endears him to so many people from so many different walks of life.
That's a special gift.
I appreciate your orange acknowledgment 🧡
Young Orange that one song(don’t remember which one) was fucking gold I swear!
gang
"I'm just trapped - playing with the devils that are inside of me." Felt that lol
Shit's too real bruh
“I’m just trapped playing with the devils that are inside of me” bahahaha
I feel like Theo grew up with a kid named Corvid.
Corvid was Daniel's "legal" name. - j q t -
Died driving into an embankment.
Yep, course. There was Big Corvid n Little Corvid.
Yo, I fuckin love this congregation of legally named uprights... Strangers just... Seamlessly finishing the thoughts of other strangers- dadGUM... I'd lock it up for 3 strait with y'all; hundred percent. Stranger-ass, gang-shyit. 🙏🏿
Yeah... and???? Lol
That intro gets me every time. Much love everybody- stay safe!
I like watching Theo’s hands when he speaks.
Tommy Garcia shit I can’t unsee it now 😫
Me too. He got them treefrog fingers
Theo really is that Baby Snicker Eatin’ Bad Boy
Hey Theo what you been up to my guy? 🇦🇺
Still laughing
😂
Theo,
Thank you for sharing your voice. Growing as a person, let alone a public personality, is unbelievably difficult. Each episode you so many sides of yourself, the candour you show us every time is such a gift. I appreciate it and it helps me to remember not to hide my light. You never know, who and how, it can help others just to see you being real.
Sara
Sara is a top tier name
Let's get premature Nick as an official guest! He's a great producer and I want to hear more about him 🙏
Wilfred Hopsin he went from living in his car to being that big nick hitter on the boards
He had Gianni on no reason he can't have nick
@@FTWinnick Nick might not want to be on as a guest like that
Theo looks like he sends heartfelt love letters typed in Comic Sans
theo's thoughts are in comic sans
Theo makes me laugh the hardest out of all the podcasts 😂
*Top5 Funniest Podcasts:*
TigerBelly/Bobby Lee
Norm McDonald Live
Todd Glass Podcast
ThisPastWeekend/Theo Von
NeverNotFunny/Jimmy Pardo
Underappreciated:
MMA Roasted/Adam Hunter
Yeah, *JEREMIAH WONDERS* gets me too.
@@lozanhellez2688RIP Norm
Theo Von is such a valuable commodity in these Corvid times....in a world where sickness is spread rampant, and laughter is the best medicine - this man out here straight HEALIN' SOULS! praise god
Theo looks like he would never be caught speeding in a school zone
This joke has layers bruh
That joke has mucho miles on it hombre
A pleasant surprise
Great job
I'm at 28:78
that's because he has to stay 1000feet from every school zone. but best believe at 1001feet hes doing figure squares like a trapped gay tiger in tiger kings jail cell
Cool TH-cam handle
I bet a majority of us listening didnt go or wouldnt go to prom.
I went but never took pictures and danced with other peoples dates. I imagine Theo did the same in real life.
I went
It was cool
Date lasted 10 months
Im a straight man and my "date" (as friends) was a gay lady, it was actually quite fun
Andrew Janssens I didn’t go.
I was so stoned i forgot
hearing that intro brightens my day every time I listen to it, makes me look forward to mondays 🤙🏻that hitter
I only discovered Theo two weeks ago and I thank the stars for it. This guy is the funniest human I've ever encountered.
Theo looks like a nervous neighbor from 16 and Pregnant
Matthew Moats fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
This morning I woke up and felt what I was almost certain was the -19 growing inside my body, or at the very least a major case of The Mondays. Turned on this episode, and my symptoms evaporated immediately. Thank you for another great episode!
That Copenhagen and ballsack joke was too good. "The long route" lolololololol. You are the epicenter of comedy on God
He is comedy 2020
Thanks for still bringing us these hitters.
Theo looks like he'd try veganism for a day out of pressure and fall short because "that raccoon at the front of my house just presented it self to me"
R K 🤣🤣🤣
LOL
R K HAHAHAHAHAH
“like an Australian beagle thang.... like a uh..... like uh.... an Australian.... beagle thang”
Theo looks like that friend from elementary school named Rusty that moved away.
dang this is crazy accurate
Damn everyone else has a rusty to?
Daniel Stubbs wtf am dead teehee
How is this exactly true??? Fuck, man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I miss Rusty man, gang
I imagine trying to quit smoking during quarantine is quite hard. I don't even smoke and I want to start.
Can confirm it is incredibly hard.
That mullet is getting fluffy. Quarantine life treating theo well
That hair transplant is finally showing up
I love how honest and funny u are theo! We all go through the struggle and have our own demons and ur honesty makes this therapeutic for u, which makes it therapeutic for me, beat down them dark arts babyyyyy!!!! Gang gang!!
there’s tons to do, begin to learn an instrument (guitar, ukulele, piano etc) you can ebay a cheap used guitar. you can learn a new language...calisthenic work out. phone call to report your neighbor for leaving their home, you know the usual...
Never the ukelele
shut up
@@ottoleyendecker2728 Bitch move is neighbor leaving all that heroin around for me to Liberate from the piece of panelling under the side window
Theo thank you for the episode! I know you're feeling like you don't know what you're doing, but you made my day just this episode! All your episodes make my life so much better so I know you have to help so many people. Be good to yourself because you definitely deserve it!! Everything is going to be OK!
Thank you so much again! Thankful for you daily gang gang🥰
If Theo left me a birthday message I would immediately become deceased.
Hey its Theo, I'm undercover. Happy Birthday 🎂
Doubt. But it was my half birthday, so I'll take it I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Theo thinks hes native American because he drives a jeep cherokee
😂😂😂
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear punlic
Still more than Elizabeth Warren
@Pam S Only New Mexico Navajo rock that shit
Whys everyone always making these silly comments ?
Congratulations to Theo on his new role as David Koresh in the Netflix series Waco. You have a beautiful head of hair bro.
I died with the diandra part. She got knocked up and shes like l, "guess I'm gonna keep it". Lmao
Theo has that cabin fever.
Dont we all... ...
That was the most golden first three minutes I didn't know I needed to hear. You're a great man, Theo. I wish to be like you some day!
It sounds like Theo needs to learn to play guitar.
He does know how to play a little bit. he talked about it on KATS
I felt that finger snap Theo gave at the beginning of the intro song. I haven't listened to the podcast in while and that intro hit home hard!
Making a cake - Step 1
"Do an egg in a bucket"
I left a call yesterday, and I'm so grateful for the encouragement for all of us. That P word has really been consuming me lately. 😔😔😔
Never get tired of that intro song, they are so good! Keep on keepin on, best covid wishes from Sweden
Hannes Engelberg They actually broke up
Love this community like everybody just calling in and being genuine and just trying to help. Gang brother
hey theo, do you know how to set your alarm on quarantine when you have kids? to set for 10 oclock, dont let em go to bed until 3 a.m.
This was a good one. The last half hour hit home for me. Thanks Theo. Gang.
Theo Von says “you know” a lot when in fact I actually do not know at all.
Same I felt that
Love these messages for young domino. Push forward not only for yourself but to light the way for others.
Happy 4/20! Living that quarantine dream
I love how he’s just checking stuff off as he brings up the topics🤣🤣
4:43 "I'll have two orange halves. Or an orange."
Can I interest you in a Pussy Booklet?
It's that hitter. Love the song
Bruh quit calling it corvid its making me look bad brother hahaha
That same song always makes me so damn happy!! I love it! Thank you Theo, you’re the best!
“Ahhh sheeit here comes little muscle” 🤣🤣🤣
"Your kids look at your as their government." I love when Theo has these random brilliant simple comparisons.
I only come here to hear a little piece of “shine” 😂
That real hitter baby
Love that song
Theo Von is the hero we needed right now. Thank you for providing me with some MUCH needed laughter. I’ma go out there and get me a squeeze of that front knuckle now
Be good to yourself Theo. We’re all in this shit together, much love. Gang gang bruh
We need to start a petition to get Daniel on the podcast
Who dat
Hope y'all are doing well, Theo. Big ups from Savannah, GA
Gang gang pote in the house
Rip Billy Conforto
Constructive Cuntery gang gang brotha
Gang gang ole Billy is gone 🙏
" That o2 Dojo " ! Had me rollin...
I had a dream that Theo and I can fly but only if we hugged each other and stayed hugging while flying. I'm not even bull shitting.
@Roland Deschain lmaoo
Allow me to interpret your dream Sir even though my interpretation is probably bullshit. Maybe your psyche is trying to tell you that you need to incorporate more humour and lightness into your life to be able to free yourself from all the tension that's pulling you down. Flying symbolizes freedom or gaining a new perspective in life as you would see the world in a different perspective if you elevated above it and comedians are the people who do not only tell jokes but open your eyes to see the world the way they see it (new perspective) and hugging symbolizes becoming one/achieving harmony with something so yeah there you go haha.
@Roland Deschain haha we can't believe in ready-made systematic guides to dream interpretation. My interpretation is bollocks, google interpretation is bollocks and pretty much all of our interpretation without any deep psychological or symbolical knowledge is bollocks but dreams are NOT bollocks and the psychological evidence is clear on that. We are so accustomed to the apparently rational natutre of our world that we scarcely imagine anything that cannot be explained by common sense because in our civilized life, we have stripped so many ideas of their emotional energy that we don't really respond or even know how to respond to symbols anymore. Think of it this way, the more rational and civilized we have become over these hundreds of thousands of years, the more we restrain ourselves within the limits of rational statements - statements that are much less colourful because we have stripped them of most of their psychic associations. All though you may say dreams are bollocks, you do have to admit that sometimes, dreams announce certain situations long before they actually happen. This is not necessarily a miracle because many crises in our lives have a long unconcious history stretching back thousands or even millions of years back, our rational and conscious minds move toward such crises step by step unaware of the dangers accumulating but what we consciously fail to see is already perceived by our unconscious which passes the information through dreams. The unconscious part of our brain was only discovered in 1915 which is very recent, it is way way older than the conscious part of our brain, God only knows how old they are and to call it as bollocks just because they're sophisticated and we do not understand them is bollocks my friend.
@Roland Deschain I'm sorry, i don't know enough to explain it well but Jordan Peterson does an excellent job here th-cam.com/video/VpDPHXIPq1Q/w-d-xo.html it's a really short video but at least, he lays out the basics.
I love how much Theo jams to the intro
Truth. I was watching cornhole championships on ESPN last night. Why that's a sport I have nooooo idea.
Nothing better than wake n bake and listening to this past weekend
theo the type to go by a strange nickname like be-bow
I knew a girl called be-bo. She's was tall, mean, and a master of roasting. Everyone was afraid of her, but for some reason she really wanted to be my friend. So she was like my bodyguard until she moved back to Detroit. I wonder how she's doing sometimes.
"My legal name is Vacuum Nnnnathan." LMAO WHAT?! He is the best, man. Gang.
16:45 "Get your goat" is the phrase you wanted Theo. You're welcome.
Theo bro. Thats some real insight at the end. Probably most people love conditionally. If, when, but, as long as... like you said. I think I’ve been blessed once to be in love unconditionally, but it broke down eventually.. so maybe it wasn’t unconditional? Idk man just wanted to say this is why you the GOAT. Youre not only supplying laughs but also real insight and being vulnerable with us. Even when youre down on yourself remember we love you and appreciate you being with us. GANG GANG!
Liez...you went Hiking with Brendan, Muddy Mud Skipper!
Thank you Theo for what you do
Theo looks like he always wanted to be an extra in the Outsiders.
Dustin Hubmann dat pony Boi hittah
Ian gone lie Theo , Thank you. I came home to one of my dogs dead outside for a reason I still don’t know and I just been spiraling deep into depression for the past week because of other things besides that and tbh I just been to that point of suicidal again and your honesty and wholesomeness saved me , without these podcast to keep my mind distracted I wouldnt here writing this thank you letter , may peace be upon you brotha gang gang 🖤
Theo is the type of guy that even if rest of the world is dead he is the one guy that’s still doing a podcast by his self,
Weak
There's something special about this weeks podcast, Theo's energy is in a special but relatable place. Gang.
Happy 4/20 boys, light up and play some videogamesss
Great podcast and I like it when you are feisty!
Played the first 50 seconds like 3 times 🤣
I really don’t think you know how much you do for all of us! I relate to you like we grew up together! Thanks for the comic relief Theo, I look so forward to your podcasts, the highlight of my week! So when someone says what you been doing...my reply is... oh just waiting for Theo! It means a lot, more than you will ever know. Love ya man!
Theo, you are the master of your own destiny! Blessings to you always!
Theo’s the type of guy who thinks toasting a pop tart is cooking
I want Theo singing along to that song as my ringtone🎶 Love,D.
Theo: I’m doing nothing
Brendan *buys mountain bike*
Chris D'elia snuck into Theo's body for the first 2 minutes like Freaky Friday
Morning yall! Bout to cook breakfast, what you guys wanna eat?
Biscuits and gravy with that mexican milk boi
@@nahnahnah30 got that pandemic hitter for you mama
🍑or🌮
2 orange halves and a 1/3rd cup of baby Marsh-Mellows
Grilled sausage egg and cheese Sammy my guy!
Ganggang cuz.Thanks starting my workday off!
theo scribbling on that paper like he’s the hollywood medium
Sorry but I’ve had to go to work this entire time . Nothing has changed for me but my hands are dry from washing and I have to wear a mask 9 hours a day . People who get to stay home I’m SO jealous of. I’ve been prepping for this my WHOLE life . P.S. thank you for staying home :) I do appreciate it !
Theo looks like Splinter from ninja turtles and Kurt Cobain had a kid