A Turn In The Game Of... In a movie a poor family had to bury thier son after he croaked. They could not afford a coffin tall enough for him, so they cut off his feet to fit him in the coffin. Later the son haunted the family and threw his feet at them.
Lmao I watched this video in tenth grade and it inspired me to pursue my dream of becoming an astronaut and/or working in the space sector and now I’m doing a double major in Physics and Astronomy in university and having a blast in the Astronomy club. Thanks, Joe.
That host is OUT OF THIS WORLD! LOLOLOLOLOLOMGIAMSOSADONTHEINSIDEWHYWOULDIMAKESUCHADUMBANDOBVIOUSJOKELOLOLOLOLPROBABLYFORATTENTIONANDACCEPTANCELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLINHOPESTOQUELLABURNINGINSECURITYTHATHASSTUNTEDMEFORYEARSROFLCOPTERLOLOLOLOLPLEASELOVEMELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLIMLONELYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:) ...
When I die, I want my entire body cryogenically frozen, stored in a near damage-proof casket/canister, and launched into space in a random direction as fast as possible. Who knows, maybe aliens will find me and have a way to bring me back to life.
***** Sorry..but isn't easier cover your self in tree resine, make it ambar with a really big press machine, and your body like the mosquitos of Jurasic Park stay milleniums without needing maintenance tech? Maybe in a future other earthing inteligent specie or a alien clone you..XD
***** Or your casket could burn down slowly as you approach one big sun, or you could be bended in half by the sheer gravity of a dark hole (possibly waking up in this process) OUCH!
On a different note: How romantic would it be to be buried on the moon? Or shot up, really. Everytime your loved ones look up to it, they remember you.
Hey guys absolutely love the show. Very creative use of Element 3D. One thing you really need to work on is audio levels. Your sound effects add a lot, but often are louder than your dialogue making it a little hard to hear. Keep up the good work, guys!
You could also: sneak into the NASA facility, steal a space suit, enter a space shuttle and wait until it launches to space! Bring some reading material as well, might take a while...
Jean-Matieu Godin Wouldn't work. They weigh everything in the spacecraft, 100kg is actually quite heavy when accounting for orbital mechanics, which is why they only take part of your ashes into orbit, rather than a casket.
UnTiedMusicStudio Yeah, the added weight of a human would probably be enough to push the rocket off course - not to mention, you'd probably die of lack of oxygen
You forgot that in a couple of years you can just climb Mt. Everest and in a couple of years there might be something that helps you summit the monster
Søren Grabow but there is no way to travel in time. what are they supposed to say? I think the fun of this series is that they explain how could actually do unlikeley things and not that they pull information out of their ass to make shit up
Lemmingcave it's about speed and the faster you move, time goes by slower but that is really the most boring way of time travel and I would totally not call it time travel because it is just time passing
I enjoyed this video! Just one point of critique: The extra sounds sometimes drown out his speaking voice, which is both distracting and limits the information received. _(This was especially prevalent during the space burial part)_
Some ideas: How to become a cyborg (terminator inspired). How to become a ninja/assassin. How to get away with murder. How to brain control someone. How to start a country. (not my idea) How to make a movie. Keep up the great work!
Epic indeed. Another way is to have about 20 people or more to split the cost of building a space craft and traveling to space. Lots of income required but possible
patricio torre Uranium used to be put in everything not too long ago. Just go to some antique shops. I've heard of a young boy who created a nuclear reaction using uranium he found in some old junk.
Cir Naitcirhc Orelot technically impossible. you would need military grade explosives, and the right type of fuel. the explosives could be synthesized from RDX leached from other sources, but RDX itself is very hard to come by on the civilian market. the nuclear fuel itself, well you'd have an easier time making it, which means large facilities costing tons of money. and lastly, the timing/calculations for the bomb are extremely precise. you can go with either the fat man, compression method, which would require plutonium based fuel, or the little boy's rifle method, which was uranium. of course there are more efficient ways to make nuclear bomb now, but the only way you would have a remote chance of doing with limited equipment/facilities would be those two, as their methods of detonation are mechanical. and fun fact btw, the bomb dropped on hiroshima had around 5kg of fuel, a ball the size of a baseball roughly. it only used 1/5 of its fuel in the blast. the rest was scattered as radioactive debris. so the blast was only 1/5 the potential output, but you now have the 4/5ths contaminating the area as well.
i hope i get the cool funeral. since i'm obsessed with space, it would be *AAAAMAZING* to have my rotting corpse launch to space and land on the moon something.
Justin Briand Don't even mention it. But just imagine playin frisbee with your very own Raptor, childhood in a nutshell aye cap'n? #only90skidswillunderstand
Look trustworthy,be vocal about being Christian, do what the party wants, fuck other politicians over, have a clean record, be good at killing Muslims and let corporations shove their arms so far up your ass that you become their puppet so you can get the money for advertising.
I thought this would be about getting into space without piggybacking off the work of others. Bet it'd take less than a million dollars to get a soon-to-be/already dead human into orbit, or soaring off into the void.
ya know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna be astronaut and have my remainings sent down to earth have them tested then be launched into space until some alien finds it and i will forever be remembered by aliens as :The One Who Proved Alien Life
Imagine how awesome it would be if your burned ashes get launched into space, the aliens find them, and take them back to their planet. You will then reincarnate as an alien and travel in space daily!
Between 5 2 and 6 2? Well, time to cut off my legs.
How tall are you?
i know that reference
+Aiden B I don't.
A Turn In The Game Of... In a movie a poor family had to bury thier son after he croaked. They could not afford a coffin tall enough for him, so they cut off his feet to fit him in the coffin. Later the son haunted the family and threw his feet at them.
+Aiden B What movie was it?
Lmao I watched this video in tenth grade and it inspired me to pursue my dream of becoming an astronaut and/or working in the space sector and now I’m doing a double major in Physics and Astronomy in university and having a blast in the Astronomy club. Thanks, Joe.
How is that going currently?
man that’s crazy
Bro is following the tutorial lmao
I require an update.
Make a video after you make it
Technically, we're all already in space...
Demagogue lol
Demagogue Well played.
Demagogue well sorta
Demagogue lmao
I mean...you're not wrong...
I'm having a fucking space burial
Lol nope.
Ashley Casey
I want to be put in a car and launched into space so my dead body can drive a car in space
same i want people to remember me also i want aliens to find me
also i dont want my grandkids to be bored at my funerel so its a win to have a space burial
He'sThatGamerGuy I hope the aliens look like bugs because insectoids are cool
That host is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
LOLOLOLOLOLOMGIAMSOSADONTHEINSIDEWHYWOULDIMAKESUCHADUMBANDOBVIOUSJOKELOLOLOLOLPROBABLYFORATTENTIONANDACCEPTANCELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLINHOPESTOQUELLABURNINGINSECURITYTHATHASSTUNTEDMEFORYEARSROFLCOPTERLOLOLOLOLPLEASELOVEMELOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLIMLONELYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:)
...
too bad he's phased out...
***** That was an intense read
***** how to make a famus youtube chanel ?
***** #FEELINGGOOD
How to make content with Barats again
I won't lie. If that moon thing is still around when I die I'm totally doing that
or become an engineer and build your own stuff: space copenhagen
Costs like 200 billion to make a rocket
@@aytj2073 lol no it doesn’t. Elon Musk’s falcon 9 rocket cost $50 million to make and its reusable
Oii felix come here brew
@@imlivingforblackvelvet3102 stayyy
sus
Right when he said astronauts had to have 20 20 vision, I went CRAP!!
same
SAME
I have bad vision and I've had eye surgery, it didn't really help. My best eye is 20 50 with glasses on.
my right eye is 10/10 my left eye is blurred but i can see perfect with both eyes
he said it wrong.. if your glasses fix your eyesight then you can.
How to establish my own country?
How to declare a piece of country independent from the country and to declare it an independent nation
Hellnagel Yes, also we are all asking for a friend.
THIS IS MY IDEA
Hellnagel WAR
If I can't establish my own country, I would totally settle for How to become royalty.
HOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDANT COUNTRY. YOU BETTER DO IT! I MEAN IT! JUST DO IT! LIKE REALLY! JUST DO IT! SERIOUSLY! JUST DO IT!
***** "lol" adam-2015
***** ...
Adam Starhawk how to become a formula 1 driver plz plz do this
foniko1 that would be cool, although WE FUCKING NEED A ONE ABOUT A COUNTRY, COME ON!
come on formula 1 one driver is a realy difficult one!!!
Just a note: Don't make your sound effects louder than the host's voice when he's talking.
Hell yeah!! I will combine this with "how to fake your own death"
ha good one
YAAASSS
Daaayum good one boi
You in the coffin when they talk about cremating you 😳
How to be a spy?
How to become a dictator?
Matan Rubinfeld Being a spy is just a job. Lots of people are spies. It doesn't seem that epic.
Daniel Carrier austronaut is also a job
patricio torre Yeah, but it's a much less common job. There are more dictators than there are people in space. There are tons of spies.
Daniel Carrier I think he meant like.. A 007 agent spy :P
Matan Rubinfeld We don't need more dictators
Epic how to survive a Tsunami!
He is already gonna say that, but still tell you how to survive it
When I die, I want my entire body cryogenically frozen, stored in a near damage-proof casket/canister, and launched into space in a random direction as fast as possible.
Who knows, maybe aliens will find me and have a way to bring me back to life.
Sounds very expensive... Go for it :D
I'll have no need for money when I'm dead anyway.
***** Sounds fucking awesome. Might do that too. Haven't decided yet ;)
***** Sorry..but isn't easier cover your self in tree resine, make it ambar with a really big press machine, and your body like the mosquitos of Jurasic Park stay milleniums without needing maintenance tech? Maybe in a future other earthing inteligent specie or a alien clone you..XD
***** Or your casket could burn down slowly as you approach one big sun, or you could be bended in half by the sheer gravity of a dark hole (possibly waking up in this process) OUCH!
Ways to make money as a child? legally
lemonade stand HAHAHHAA
TH-cam.
yea
So yea become TH-cam famous or start a lemonade empire make your choice.
Get a summer job
How to rule the world
I actually want to go to the one way mars trip how do i sign up
I'm only 16 but I'll be of age when they launch
+Mr. Ravioli I won't let bugs bunny come near you
u cant the sign up closed in 2013
Make-Trix if harambe was here he did be proud of us
Special
On a different note: How romantic would it be to be buried on the moon? Or shot up, really. Everytime your loved ones look up to it, they remember you.
not really buried but I will look into it when I think I have to^^
this is a million times better than being in a graveyard
Ikr, and the vie... oh :(
Or just play No Man's Sky.
Haha
buying a pc for that game, that and squad
Thank you
My god i have enough cash to go to space!!!!!!!!
like right now
Or elite dangerous with VR
You guys should make EPIC HOW TO vids more often!!!! I really love them :D.
Getting shot into space sounds awesome. I'd prefer they'd do it with my entire body and not the ashes though, would be funnier.
Here in Russia we do not send people to space, SPACE sends people to Russia.
***** Yeah, you've got the trash of the universe.
Torkil Hansen Could you send a link to your avatar?
Sorry, i have no frickin idea what it's called, or where i found it :/
***** how is it some random guy always finds where the pic came from, even though the owner of the pic doesnt know where.he or she got it?
Lol that's hilarious
Hey guys absolutely love the show. Very creative use of Element 3D. One thing you really need to work on is audio levels. Your sound effects add a lot, but often are louder than your dialogue making it a little hard to hear.
Keep up the good work, guys!
You could also: sneak into the NASA facility, steal a space suit, enter a space shuttle and wait until it launches to space! Bring some reading material as well, might take a while...
You'd have to at least get a job there first so you can get close to the spacecraft without beinh seen.
You don't have to. You could be a visitor and sneak away from the group.
Jean-Matieu Godin Except of course the shuttles are moth-balled... Sneak into SpaceX and go on the next Dragon capsule - it launches NEXT WEEK :)
Jean-Matieu Godin Wouldn't work. They weigh everything in the spacecraft, 100kg is actually quite heavy when accounting for orbital mechanics, which is why they only take part of your ashes into orbit, rather than a casket.
UnTiedMusicStudio Yeah, the added weight of a human would probably be enough to push the rocket off course - not to mention, you'd probably die of lack of oxygen
You forgot that in a couple of years you can just climb Mt. Everest and in a couple of years there might be something that helps you summit the monster
Lovin the new show Joe!
Wow everytime I get in the pool I go underwater for practice space so awesome
How about, how to time travel!
but there is not really a way to time travel
nudl3Zz BUT THIS IS EPIC HOW TO!
Søren Grabow but there is no way to travel in time. what are they supposed to say? I think the fun of this series is that they explain how could actually do unlikeley things and not that they pull information out of their ass to make shit up
nudl3Zz yes there is, the higher you are (from the waterline) the faster you age. this is some sort of time travelling.
Lemmingcave it's about speed and the faster you move, time goes by slower but that is really the most boring way of time travel and I would totally not call it time travel because it is just time passing
I like how you don't judge us and our ambitions
How to discover a lost city (Atlantis, El Dorado, Avalon).
Had no idea Joe was doing other things, Very happy I found this :D
How to create you're own anime or manga
Julio Ramon this is Epic How To... Not weaboo how to.
plusko Mmmmmm probably not.
Julio Ramon Simple, learn to draw and write a weir story about dragon fucking an octopus girl
Your*
***** Dont dis Anime.
That's too much work to go to space I guess I'm just going to stay on earth
I enjoyed this video! Just one point of critique: The extra sounds sometimes drown out his speaking voice, which is both distracting and limits the information received. _(This was especially prevalent during the space burial part)_
I just want to go to space before I die. Honestly that’s one of the things that keep me going, I promisse I will work harder , universe
The video every stereotypical villain wants to see:
How to become ruler of the world!
How to be in a movie. Any part, or extra. I was at a film set today for 'Pete's dragon' and wanted soooo bad to be part of it
How to poop without needing paper?
High pressure water instead of paper. Google Washlet.
Pixelfreunde I actually got to try one of those at a friend's house. It was... interesting.
Pixelfreunde I discovered a whole new world, thanks! XD
Kc Clark I think as soon as you are used to it, it may be not too bad :D
Py7h0N357 Welcome :-)
Pixelfreunde It wasn't bad, just. . . different.
i hate it when people talk about death in any way, i have anxiety so when i hear about these things it makes me panic and worry, and im not very old
what's with the terrible audio levels? Every time one of those lame sound effects starts the voice over gets quieter.
Also Mars One is a scam.
Some ideas:
How to become a cyborg (terminator inspired).
How to become a ninja/assassin.
How to get away with murder.
How to brain control someone.
How to start a country. (not my idea)
How to make a movie.
Keep up the great work!
how to become friends with an alien civilization
BRING THIS EPIC HOW TO BACK IVE BEEN WAITING!!!
MAKE FINN'S DEAMON SWORD!!!!!!!
5 years ago wow its been a long time
verified TH-camr..
No
What? That’s impossible, the height limit is only 256 blocks!
The sound of special effects is way too loud... I got difficulties to hear what you said!
how to create ur own subjects
(e.g math,science and others)
3d print your own spaceplane!
That's my way of getting into space!
that's not how it works
Braincain007 I found out...
Epic indeed. Another way is to have about 20 people or more to split the cost of building a space craft and traveling to space. Lots of income required but possible
You really helped me become an astronaut with this video. Thanks :)
4:55 What? Parachutes on the moon?!?!
Holy shit I didn't realise that now now im TRIGGERED
ikr
ikr
way
ikr
5:05 There are no more space shuttle launches after 2011 and the video was posted in 2015
How to make or improvise a nuclear bomb from household/hardware materials.... You know.. "Research" purposes...
Cir Naitcirhc Orelot unless you consider highly radioactive elements "hosehold materials" you cannot do that
patricio torre Uranium used to be put in everything not too long ago. Just go to some antique shops. I've heard of a young boy who created a nuclear reaction using uranium he found in some old junk.
Cir Naitcirhc Orelot you need alot of smoke detector for that project :3 go google
Cir Naitcirhc Orelot technically impossible. you would need military grade explosives, and the right type of fuel. the explosives could be synthesized from RDX leached from other sources, but RDX itself is very hard to come by on the civilian market. the nuclear fuel itself, well you'd have an easier time making it, which means large facilities costing tons of money.
and lastly, the timing/calculations for the bomb are extremely precise. you can go with either the fat man, compression method, which would require plutonium based fuel, or the little boy's rifle method, which was uranium. of course there are more efficient ways to make nuclear bomb now, but the only way you would have a remote chance of doing with limited equipment/facilities would be those two, as their methods of detonation are mechanical.
and fun fact btw, the bomb dropped on hiroshima had around 5kg of fuel, a ball the size of a baseball roughly. it only used 1/5 of its fuel in the blast. the rest was scattered as radioactive debris. so the blast was only 1/5 the potential output, but you now have the 4/5ths contaminating the area as well.
Cir Naitcirhc Orelot You could make an implosion bomb very easily actually, using det-cord and household materials. Doesn't even need RDX.
i hope i get the cool funeral. since i'm obsessed with space, it would be *AAAAMAZING* to have my rotting corpse launch to space and land on the moon something.
How to make a Dinosaur
Funkroza Get two pet birds of the same species, one male and one female.
Daniel Carrier
B-But what about the sharp fangs?
Funkroza Some bird are cray-cray man.
Justin Briand
Don't even mention it.
But just imagine playin frisbee with your very own Raptor, childhood in a nutshell aye cap'n?
#only90skidswillunderstand
Funkroza ¿How to fuck a lizard female alien?XD
Excellent Videos. Nice Music, Graphics and Clear Explanation!
Start a country with your own currency.
Where is he, he needs to make more epichowto videos
HOW TO LIVE IN AN UNDER WATER BASE!!
I would laugh if it was a 5 second video with a picture on screen saying "BECOME A ASTRONAUT"
I love how these EPIC HOW TOs are both amazing and useless.
You can actually experience space in v.r. For people who who want to fell what space is.
How would you feel the zero gravity though?
+Sardonic Gamer idk i think not. Just train and sign up
how to be a magician
Your style is good. Well man!
how to become a spy
Mankind was born on Earth. It was never meant to die here.
How to be Inmortal
I just found this, Joe, I missed you!
(cries happy)
how to best at anything
2019 anyone watches this when they were a kid
How about a lazy-man's guide to becoming a millionaire...
OFF THE INTERNET!
dragonigthFX Depends on your definition of lazy and what your starting funds are.
***** lying around in bed...about 300€
BITCOINS!!!
Damn right butter boots
***** I have 2 dimes and 20 chicken nuggets I stole from hobo Joe.... That's more than enough right?
Great video man!!
how to make money as a kid
I KNEW I recognized the host! Barats and Beretta productions! Nearly 10 years and I remember! Those videos were the best! Double Dragon!
how to be the President of America!
Look trustworthy,be vocal about being Christian, do what the party wants, fuck other politicians over, have a clean record, be good at killing Muslims and let corporations shove their arms so far up your ass that you become their puppet so you can get the money for advertising.
Jack Duck Where do I sign up??
KnewItWouldHappen The senate or congress. Have fun with millions of members of radical political parties snapping at your heels! Good luck :D
Is engineering is must or physical or mathematical science is enough. Please reply!
How to stop this show and make more man at arms
There is one man at arms video on every other Monday.These videos are extra
*****
I think there are enough examples of that flying around.
***** Mantas Katliorius just did. It was epic.
this isn't "how to be in space", it should be "how to have a badass funeral"
Who thinks the animation looks like Roblox?
No Body
I do
the morphs yeah
Nope.
Nah
welp that 20-20 vision screws me over, i have 20 in one eye but like 70 in the other
How to become a millionaire
isnt the HOW TO GO TO SPACE intro background from the apple background
How to take over the world
Hit*er!
No.
well Im gonna get my pickaxe and mine me some space gold
I thought this would be about getting into space without piggybacking off the work of others.
Bet it'd take less than a million dollars to get a soon-to-be/already dead human into orbit, or soaring off into the void.
ya know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna be astronaut and have my remainings sent down to earth have them tested then be launched into space until some alien finds it and i will forever be remembered by aliens as :The One Who Proved Alien Life
Instructions weren't clear enough... i got my tounge stuck in the ceiling fan
Why was the plane flying bacwards
did anyone else pause the video and read the pieces of paper @ 3:58 xD HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
A version for kids: Just break both legs that will last for 3 months, the ESA may take notice.
How to become a secret agent / join an intelligence agency.
Ok I'm sending my ashes into it space
5:05 I'm triggered, they don't use space shuttles anymore.
Schlieffen Plan yeah i died and it didnt happen thats sad
What about Space Elevators? No one has built one yet, but our tech is almost there.
No
does the mars one colony have wifi? if so I'm in
Wait the Moon only has an exoshpere how do you land with PARACHUTES!?
I got a Masterclass ad about Space Exploration
Bury me on the moon, I'll definitely rest in peace.
Imagine how awesome it would be if your burned ashes get launched into space, the aliens find them, and take them back to their planet. You will then reincarnate as an alien and travel in space daily!
Not gonna mention how working for Virgin Galactic could get you to become an astronaut by being a test pilot? Or what it takes to be a test pilot?