Jaystation Must Be Stopped At All Costs - H3 Podcast

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  • @Muse.Reviews
    @Muse.Reviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2185

    I can't believe she brought out a whole team to explain she didn't fart 😂

    • @clementine2234
      @clementine2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      It makes her look mad guilty having a team come out to explain lmao

    • @Bunjamin27
      @Bunjamin27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh, she farted.

    • @benjaminleavitt3666
      @benjaminleavitt3666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Her explanation confirms it, she definitely ripped one.

    • @eazye857
      @eazye857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Idk why she's so embarrassed over a human function

    • @SlviBoySwag
      @SlviBoySwag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I KNOW RIGHT, Hila is trying so hard to hide the fact the she threw out a massive fart and sharted in her pants in the last podcast.

  • @caidencorso3294
    @caidencorso3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Ethan: Coronavirus has infected 800 people. 2 in america.
    I miss those days

    • @Ossium_0
      @Ossium_0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's almost 3 million death from all around the world now

    • @jeanie.00
      @jeanie.00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ikr

  • @missmollyrogers
    @missmollyrogers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    I think the coronavirus started when they opened that jar of Belle Delphine’s spit.

    • @CelsoF17
      @CelsoF17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zack: 😳😵

    • @andrewgray-df8tw
      @andrewgray-df8tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe. OR maybe it's the antidote and we all need to drink her spit for immunity.

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@andrewgray-df8tw No. Belle Delphine is definitely riddled with disease.

    • @liltunechijr7273
      @liltunechijr7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cookiemonsterqp
      @cookiemonsterqp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that’s hilarious

  • @calebhearn1526
    @calebhearn1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    The best part of the H3 Podcast is when Ethan makes a joke and you can subtly hear Zach laugh in the background.

    • @lirfrank
      @lirfrank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Agreed. ("Subtly" tho?)

    • @PSVitaGmer
      @PSVitaGmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Subtly in the context of it sounding like hes not right next to the mic, but he definitely BELTS out in laughter lol

    • @aus10srad
      @aus10srad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Like when Ethans mic picks it up from the other room I die everytime 😂

    • @yazhaw7047
      @yazhaw7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I want a compilation of background laughter 😂

    • @Eriey3
      @Eriey3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes especially when it’s a crappy joke that no one else laughs at 😂😂😂 gets me every time!

  • @Dronax
    @Dronax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    ethan looking at wendy williams audience: "look at all these..."
    hila and crew: "oh no.."

    • @andrewburke5572
      @andrewburke5572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ShoeNice22videos don't talk to me or my child again.

    • @briellabrown7563
      @briellabrown7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I KNOW LOL

  • @elijah9807
    @elijah9807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    its weird hearing how small and contained the virus was 5 months ago

    • @msevfreak23
      @msevfreak23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah and to see how now my city has everything back open for outdoor dining again and there’s no caution at grocery stores..but cases are higher than ever..

    • @AshB_Watercolors
      @AshB_Watercolors 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now… it’s still going gangbusters

  • @flergyburgerson4963
    @flergyburgerson4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Can’t stop thinking about how H3 caught the white whale. Papa approaches

    • @donjuan2001
      @donjuan2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hopefully it doesn’t abide by the themes of the book and lead to the downfall of the entire podcast with ethan neglecting all trepidation to hunt papa down to the ends of the earth

    • @kalebsokolowski
      @kalebsokolowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "The day of reckoning will come" -Ahab Klein

    • @Moneyman-33
      @Moneyman-33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if he will say the n word.

    • @hughmyron7873
      @hughmyron7873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Moneyman-33 Ethan or papa?

    • @unitedtomato5444
      @unitedtomato5444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh Ethan might mispronounce papa’s last name.

  • @stephanie560
    @stephanie560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    There needs to be a "BACK ME UP ZACK" soundbite.

    • @bestboy897
      @bestboy897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell ya

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Go ahead Dan"

    • @spencerrw2988
      @spencerrw2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShoeNice22videos frigg off shoenice

  • @Shonakennedy_x
    @Shonakennedy_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    “Do u wanna hear?”
    She’s so cute.

    • @trevorroberson8052
      @trevorroberson8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      shona kennedy I know, Wendy W. is adorable 😍

    • @Digetfine
      @Digetfine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trevorroberson8052 he was talking about Hila.

    • @trevorroberson8052
      @trevorroberson8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Digetfine g Crazy how you can watch this podcast and not get sarcasm. Some people amaze me.

  • @SutherlandYo
    @SutherlandYo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    3 in one week? Who ya kiddin', ah? Whaddaya outta ya MIND????

    • @johnbililake9725
      @johnbililake9725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      aRE YoU CrAZy, ARe yOu OutTtA yOur MiNd!!!?

    • @janxh01
      @janxh01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Its RAW. Regula Smegula

    • @SutherlandYo
      @SutherlandYo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Be gud to ya Mudda.

    • @maltewulff5350
      @maltewulff5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its the rawest of the raw

    • @robert0synfern0
      @robert0synfern0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You bedda call ya mudda

  • @thesmallone556
    @thesmallone556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    Petition for H3 to make a soundboard app with all the sound bytes

    • @suffybummers
      @suffybummers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MolecularMatt there is one for Android

    • @tiffanymcclard1407
      @tiffanymcclard1407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have one

    • @preslidavidson2280
      @preslidavidson2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @madisahn7
      @madisahn7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@suffybummers what's it called

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If Zach could make one (or have one made) where he could regularly update the app with the most current version of the soundboard that would be dope.

  • @squeeze1778
    @squeeze1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The more you watch h3 podcasts the less you notice Ethan moving his eyebrows

    • @ItsyBitsyTerror
      @ItsyBitsyTerror 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well now I’m noticing again 😋😂

    • @slowburntm3584
      @slowburntm3584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is a hereditary disease that has only gotten worse over the years.

    • @VSGhostface
      @VSGhostface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it’s a feature you unlock for being a 1 year fan

  • @Silverwidows
    @Silverwidows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    We want teddy bear teddy fresh key chains

  • @TheAcenightcreeper
    @TheAcenightcreeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    “Those who denied it, supplied it”- Martin Luther King Jr.

    • @Sugondees
      @Sugondees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It rhymes, must be true.

    • @ProfessorBeetus
      @ProfessorBeetus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "You slumber, a cucumber" - Xavier: Renegade Angel

    • @soggyscalps9417
      @soggyscalps9417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ProfessorBeetus you absolute lad

    • @randystasi
      @randystasi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "He who blurted it, squirted it." - Buddha

    • @saitamashii
      @saitamashii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Hee hee" - Michael Jackson

  • @lucianotapia840
    @lucianotapia840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The corona virus part definitely aged well

  • @MrMakeDo
    @MrMakeDo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Is it really an H3 podcast if it doesn’t start with Dan saying “two...”?

    • @iCapaS
      @iCapaS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I knew something felt wrong :(

    • @bestboy897
      @bestboy897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I noticed that too but he says two not one

    • @MrMakeDo
      @MrMakeDo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fazeel ashraf oh you’re right! It’s “Two...”

    • @LilSimen
      @LilSimen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Last two podcasts he says "two.." :D So he already tried to fix it, haha

    • @3rdeye931
      @3rdeye931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MrMakeDo ahh the Freddie Benson of our times

  • @silverjetplane
    @silverjetplane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Imagine having to tell your friends and family that your boyfriend is faking your own death for TH-cam views.

    • @Jointswithjesus
      @Jointswithjesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shoenice Official Channel your breath stinks

  • @NickCircharo
    @NickCircharo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Cant wait for JayStation full story arc:
    1. My Girlfriend Alexia is Dead (Rest in Paradise)
    2. (INSANE) I BOUGHT A LIFE POTION OFF THE DARK WEB TO BRING ALEXIA BACK *IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!!
    3. ALEXIA IS NOT THE SAME *I GUESS BRINGING SOMEONE BACK HAS A PRICE (undoubtedly referencing waking up to her standing over him, whispering in tongues, etc.)
    3. ALEXIA TRIED TO KILL ME (I STILL LOVE HER)
    4. EXORCISING MY GIRLFRIEND
    5. ALEXIA FINALLY RETURNS *WE DID IT

    • @squidward1728
      @squidward1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At 3am

    • @kingston4776
      @kingston4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He deleted the videos smh, but I can imagine the possibilities if he didn’t and continued with it

  • @smellynoely6591
    @smellynoely6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I would respect Wendy so much more if she just said “I ripped ass, I’m a little embarrassed”

    • @Mike-ub2xv
      @Mike-ub2xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Noel Storm lol imagine having any respect for Wendy

    • @EMlNEM2020
      @EMlNEM2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      even if she didn't it would've probably worked out well if she said she did

    • @Laremy
      @Laremy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dan’s snorkeling murder joke is his best ever lol shit was great

    • @DubsBrown
      @DubsBrown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same thing happened to me in class in highschool. I copped to it and everyone laughed. Sucked for a second but kept my honor and ended up dating one of those classmates. Honesty sets you free.

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laremy I missed the joke! could u time stamp it please ?

  • @oko1927
    @oko1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    you have to do a wendy willams segment when gus johnson comes on again he made a video about how terrible she is

    • @boogrlovr
      @boogrlovr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okonkwo yessss! cant wait for the episode with him on again, i hope they touch this topic lol

    • @gia6288
      @gia6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Okonkwo did Jaystation resurrect you?? Lol

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve been spamming people’s comments about that video so they go watch it lol

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tee Snacks come back after the vid and let me know your thoughts lmao

    • @oko1927
      @oko1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gia6288 yes

  • @TheSilentSoviet133769420
    @TheSilentSoviet133769420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Nobody told Windy the golden rule. "He who denied it, supplied it."

    • @beefcastle
      @beefcastle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He who said the rhyme, did the crime thooo

    • @TheSilentSoviet133769420
      @TheSilentSoviet133769420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Liam Ruggieri yeah , well. He who disputed, tooted it .

    • @breannataylor4586
      @breannataylor4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know this technically doesn't apply but: who smelt it, dealt it

    • @TheworldengineBeeps
      @TheworldengineBeeps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But also let’s not forget: “he who decided to accuse, may in fact be behind the ruse.”

    • @sp-mm2wr
      @sp-mm2wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beefcastle dots are r d

  • @ShinOpaque
    @ShinOpaque 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    For years my dad thought Wendy was a crossdressing man. He wasnt trying to be offiensive. He just thought that was the "hook" of the show, because she wasnt saying anything intelligent or funny.

    • @katieanna7587
      @katieanna7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ru Paul’s Drag Race spin off

    • @AustinU823
      @AustinU823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      your dad is cancelled

    • @schembri317
      @schembri317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same except it is what I've always thought not my father in this case

    • @MightyMoon1
      @MightyMoon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ShinOpaque My mom thought the same thing!

    • @staciwiley7928
      @staciwiley7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My 63 yo Iranian friend Mo who I love because I only have one grandma left she's in PA a long ways away from LA so I can't take her around to offend everyone so Mo is perfect for that everything he says is offensive and then he plays the "I'm from Iran, and I have diabetes it makes me say crazy shit" card or he'll just say "Who cares?" like a teenager telling off a boomer telling them not to vape near them. Mo don't give a fuck he vape wherever he wants and he cannot be convinced otherwise, because of her overall attitude he thought was what he associates with men also I am so over Beyonce worship and if everyone else stood up Beyonce should too unless she was about to let one rip or something but it's annoying how she gets a pass on everything. She could murder me with an axe and people would say how elegantly she did it. I'm a fan of her music but damn.

  • @Paulturgeist
    @Paulturgeist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    *nods, smiles and claps* after every point Ethan makes.
    You go girl.

    • @charlieh3510
      @charlieh3510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I realized I actually do this when he was talking about it.

    • @replayrecords5865
      @replayrecords5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't Forget The White Girl "YEEAAHHHHHPPPP" after every statement

    • @biszakors8703
      @biszakors8703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im completely oblivious now, could you fill me in who you are talking about lol

    • @elirave4027
      @elirave4027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@biszakors8703 windy williams fans

  • @markrichardson2512
    @markrichardson2512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    He deleted all of the "my girlfriend's dead videos", she ACTUALLY broke up with him, and now he has a bunch of "exposing my ex-girlfriend" videos. We're in a simulation

  • @hannahweldu2114
    @hannahweldu2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I LOVED HILA'S STORY!!! she's so fun to listen to, we love her!

    • @tylerchamberlain4552
      @tylerchamberlain4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShoeNice22videos Get outta here, boi

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You gon make these comments every podcast it's seems y'all just want likes at this point. hila is awesome I agree but do y'all really need to be like OMG I loooove her she's amazing, so funny, soo pretty, such a good story etc on every single podcast it's loses its credibility when no matter what she does/says you guys praise her. It's like girls complementing eachother over and over on Instagram... What's the point?

    • @TherealTprentaloe
      @TherealTprentaloe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t like her actually

    • @noneya7910
      @noneya7910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ezra Przytyk people do it to make their selves look better

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noneya7910 I agree.

  • @kristychaos11
    @kristychaos11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Wendy created fartgate herself to help cover up the fact that she made fun of Joaquin Pheonix's cleft palate. Funny, no one is talking about that anymore.

    • @baby.goblin
      @baby.goblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      cleftgate!

    • @kingslime
      @kingslime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cleftfart

    • @chasebowser4133
      @chasebowser4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kristy Mallee hit up Eddie Bravo. I love this thought

    • @Eddysamson1
      @Eddysamson1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah she either farted 100% and is covering it up or its this...that explanation was just too much...it definitely wasn't that she was covering up either the fart or Phoenix.

    • @SindyJ37
      @SindyJ37 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fart

  • @jessi773
    @jessi773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    My new motto for motivation:
    “Rome wasn’t built in a day” but Chinese hospitals can be built in 6, so what’s your excuse?

  • @OhighOSkater
    @OhighOSkater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    1:10:30 underrated comment by Hila. “Do you guys have a memorial aisle?”

    • @g-hmd
      @g-hmd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      a lot of Hila's comments go underrated, she's really funny

    • @Ebichuchu
      @Ebichuchu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My boyfriend and I laughed out loud to that one when we heard it and Ethan keepin on rolling was such a disservice 😂

    • @Aribbonofsoundmen
      @Aribbonofsoundmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grace It’s because she’s quiet and doesn’t deliver her jokes with much force. Her own fault tbh

    • @smokintoomuch2314
      @smokintoomuch2314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grace Not really, for the most part she adds very little to the show as far as thoughtful discussion or humor goes.
      You definitely didnt see her on KillTony with Ethan. It was so bad that she would put the mic to her mouth when she laughed because thats the most she spoke.

    • @Ebichuchu
      @Ebichuchu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      smokin too much Nahhh Hila really balances Ethan out. and furthermore, if you don’t think Hila contributes to the discussion enough you better keep that same energy with Ian or honestly even Zach. Ian never really gives his opinion on anything either way and Zach almost always just agrees with Ethan. They’re all a part of the podcast and bring something to it in their own way.

  • @emrazum
    @emrazum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Hila's story is AT LEAST a 7

    • @petram4947
      @petram4947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they did her dirty😔😔

  • @blooove19
    @blooove19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It’s crazy hearing COVID being talked about before we really knew what we were up against. Sheesh

  • @NeonBearClaw
    @NeonBearClaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    There's just something about this show...I think it is the realness factor, and the lack of a ":polished feel". Less edited, and more like a chat with friends. This shit never gets old. Thanks for all that you do, Ethan, Hila, and crew.

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And people complain that there isn't enough research beforehand about certain topics, but that's the charm of this podcast...

    • @drewp25831
      @drewp25831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U really liked it? I laughed at times... But it was a literal 2 hour-long Ethan Bitch-fest. He's becoming so cynical about everything. I'll still watch, but I'm losing faith!

    • @ThreeTrillionTrees
      @ThreeTrillionTrees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@drewp25831 maybe the show isn't for you because a lot of people watch like me and Motivated To Learn that enjoy how it's not "trying" to entertain like other shows. It's just inherently entertaining because you can tell they enjoy doing it.

    • @drewp25831
      @drewp25831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThreeTrillionTrees I've been a fan of h3 for freaking years, idk when he's jus changed his style of comedy to a super negative place about literally everything. Thankfully tho Hila isn't so shy like she used to be. Hila used to hardly be able to speak she was so shy in the old videos. How long have you been watching? He isn't always like this, and some show's jus segments. I think the problem was he was hangry the whole show. It came out at the end that he hadn't eaten. I'm not trolling them. like i said ive been a fan for years.

    • @ThreeTrillionTrees
      @ThreeTrillionTrees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@drewp25831 I have been too. Since 2014. If you remember Ethan used to talk almost every week about his depression. That's something you can see has improved drastically. He recently became vegetarian and has been using the feeding window. Like you said he may have been hangry but some of the videos from the end of last year were great and he wasn't negative at all. I think he's authentic. Whether he's in a good mood at the time or not.

  • @lilbitofeverything6988
    @lilbitofeverything6988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Can you add something that every time you say something controversial it jumpcuts to Wendy riders clapping and nodding

  • @justinmondzak2085
    @justinmondzak2085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    just an update on jaystation for everyone watching: he has deleted the alexia death vids and posted a NEW vid about her leavin him papa bless

  • @MAR1N4M1
    @MAR1N4M1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The Wendy Williams Show looks like a crazy tv show crazy people watch in a crazy tv show.

    • @BrainSOSmoof
      @BrainSOSmoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pretty sure at least part if not all of that audience is paid to be there, and for a wendy show it better be a LOT of money

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It does, doesn't it? It's like something the soulless masses would watch in a dystopian mind-controlled society. Oh, wait...

  • @willsmith798
    @willsmith798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    How is no one noticing Wendy Williams saying a scar is a hair line fracture 😂

    • @ScottieSobel
      @ScottieSobel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Will Smith hahaha right. Every time they replayed that part it drove me nuts.

    • @KRAFTPUNK
      @KRAFTPUNK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She’s so dumb lol

    • @May-qw8vq
      @May-qw8vq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That drove me insane! Ugh she’s so stupid! 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the people that say shit like that are the same ones who brag about how “intelligent” they are lmao she probably also mispronounces words longer than 3 syllables

  • @jacobm3461
    @jacobm3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    A bit of Ethan doing a peloton class on camera would be top tier.

    • @rachelmarie2952
      @rachelmarie2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J M 😂😂😂 this should be the top comment...love it.

  • @loganwells4942
    @loganwells4942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    In middle school our history teacher's key to the bathroom was attached to a prosthetic foot. It used to be his. Eventually some students broke off the toes. 🤷

  • @serenaofvenus
    @serenaofvenus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Ethan my stepmom was literally just telling me how when she used to get drunk she would roast everyone and my dad told her once, "You know no one thinks you're joking?" And she had a horrible realization that she was just being a drunk asshole lol

    • @MrToast_
      @MrToast_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Serena Irons yikes

    • @MSQuaint
      @MSQuaint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Negative Space That was totally a yike-able story. What's up with you, champ?

    • @captainron7120
      @captainron7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yikes!

    • @19Atticus
      @19Atticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yikes

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yikes

  • @13monmon13
    @13monmon13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s nice to see how much you’ve grown since this

  • @kristeeenugh_
    @kristeeenugh_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    When Hila paused before her exercise story and made sure with Ethan that he wanted to hear it 🥺🥺🥺

    • @MikazukiNomiko
      @MikazukiNomiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kristinaa Gee I know... ;c

    • @salutarypants0792
      @salutarypants0792 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikazukiNomiko I want chairs, chairs are needed.
      Space freezes in stars heated.
      Sinks on my books will wet.
      Cholesterol strokes not my cock, my heart.
      Cardiac arrested for unfit sharts.
      Chairs are dirty.
      Why are you chair?
      I'm no better.
      Look at my wall.
      Sentry of my hall.
      Guard my mind.
      Please.

  • @RamzaZero
    @RamzaZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Is it possible to get Post Malone to come on again? I love him as one of your guests.

    • @ThreeLeftOverCrest
      @ThreeLeftOverCrest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Only pre and current malone available

    • @lotuscoma4127
      @lotuscoma4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hes touring all of february and march but he'll prolly hop back on here when he gets the time

  • @zachyd120
    @zachyd120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    go thru the jaystation part and just imagine that she actually died and listen to their jokes and it makes it ten times funnier

    • @zachyd120
      @zachyd120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “her parents made that? looks like a five year old made it”

  • @Emily-vp8dz
    @Emily-vp8dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Ethan and Hila discuss what they're going to eat for dinner" should be on the bingo board

    • @delesewdd452
      @delesewdd452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jane Raige or just trouble figuring out how to end it

  • @brookelarsen7892
    @brookelarsen7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This is me giving Ethan the "You go girl treatment": You go girl!
    I hope this makes his year

    • @borazga
      @borazga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brooke Larsen no you go girl did I make your year😂💔 ?

  • @bendejo8
    @bendejo8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The birth of the steamies awards was Hila's idea in this very episode. Amazing

  • @christempleton9656
    @christempleton9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I've done the "you go girl" head movement dozens of times in support of Ethan

  • @CaptinDangerNoodle
    @CaptinDangerNoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Jaystation looks like he’s about to sneeze but it won’t come out.

    • @typhoonslatt8189
      @typhoonslatt8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shoenice Official Channel hey mens))))

    • @littlejoey2542
      @littlejoey2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jaystation should be forced to suffer from that feeling for the rest of his life

    • @teriandjacobsworld
      @teriandjacobsworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @typhoonslatt8189
      @typhoonslatt8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shoenice Official Channel HAHAHAHA bruh 😭😂👌😘

    • @littlejoey2542
      @littlejoey2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShoeNice22videos shoenice why have you visited this comment chain 3 times over the past day?

  • @mon0theist_tv
    @mon0theist_tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    this whole political cycle is like a long season of Parks and Rec that won't end

  • @ausvstheagenda
    @ausvstheagenda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    me literally 2 seconds ago: damn I wish there's a podcast to listen to kill a bit of time
    refreshes youtube: here ya go boi

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt this man. I had nothing to do but time to kill. My girlfriend and I aren't talking for a whole 24 hours. And I need to kill this time just so I can talk to her again.

    • @Yumemaru.
      @Yumemaru. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Phil Ill bruh.

    • @PodtrashRadio
      @PodtrashRadio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phil Ill she told me she was single for 24 hours 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Phil Ill thanks dude. Good joke, you got me good. But I was unfortunately not kidding.

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got nothing to prove. So if you don't believe me, thats alright. You guys will find that special someone. I'm out. Peace.

  • @sampurnell630
    @sampurnell630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That fart was the rawest of the raw who ya kiddin haaaaa

  • @darylschmigel7045
    @darylschmigel7045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Must have been a little after this that they became a more "woke" podcast you wouldn't catch them talking like this today

  • @DrZbo
    @DrZbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    You need to put the key on IAN and make guests bring ian to the bathroom with them.

  • @BeachLookingGuy
    @BeachLookingGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If you feel so obligated to defend a fart, I’ll just assume you did fart and you’re ego is so far out of this world you can’t just own it like a human

  • @skizup3823
    @skizup3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Honestly if JayStation's girlfriend did die and everyone is clowning on him, it the best karma of all time. But at least he can contact her from the Ouija board

    • @rubydarling7564
      @rubydarling7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Either way its bad, pretending your girlfriend died for veiws is fucked... And if she really did die... Then he is clearly having to pretend to be sad about it, and thats fucked too lol...

    • @realdjkream
      @realdjkream 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @charliespk8317
      @charliespk8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ruby Darling no it was proven she didn’t. A TH-camr who lives in the area called the police and there was not record of a drunk driving accident with her involved . I think the you tubers name was SomeOrdinaryGamers?

    • @rubydarling7564
      @rubydarling7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charliespk8317 I know its not real you can tell by his bad acting. I just mean either was it looks bad for him so why would he do this ya know?

    • @s.h.723
      @s.h.723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah like the boy who cried wolf

  • @davidrudolph1023
    @davidrudolph1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    substitute for male “dickriders”, female “cooterscooters”. “poon-tang steamers” was a close second. Love the show btw you guys rock been watching y’all for over a year now and loving everything. And thank you for leading me to the Regula, it’s now my goal to find the rawest of the raw

  • @jenruth792
    @jenruth792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Here on May 7th in NY....listening to them talk about Wuhan not knowing we were next.

  • @almonjoinye
    @almonjoinye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    She who denied it... Supplied it

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Science

    • @Muzmammal
      @Muzmammal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shoenice is everywhere here bruh

    • @MrMoz94
      @MrMoz94 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShoeNice22videos eyyy its shoenice watup bro

  • @zalmh
    @zalmh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That jaystation guy was wiping his eyebrows because he didn't want to wipe the makeup from under his eyes - used to make it look like he's been crying.

  • @jeremyhoffman6878
    @jeremyhoffman6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The real conspiracy is that Windy Willams is actually Michael Jackson w a boob job and an extra 60 lbs.

  • @jeezus4320
    @jeezus4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Hila’s story made me remember the same awkward situation that happened to me, fuck.
    I give it a 9 outta 10

    • @akillen77
      @akillen77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @psychoslayer6808
      @psychoslayer6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr same :( lol I felt that same wave of embarrassment when it happened to me.

    • @MAX-de8fe
      @MAX-de8fe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your cute

    • @salutarypants0792
      @salutarypants0792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chair has a nice face.
      Four legs but I'm a disgrace
      Are you wooden or wheel spins?
      Oh Chair read me your sins.
      Is your purpose to support?
      Who supports you? Yourself.
      Will others follow your lead?
      Chairs break.
      Must I too.

    • @life7777
      @life7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've done that with a gym full of people lol

  • @TashFizzy
    @TashFizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Crazy watching this now hearing them talk about covid

  • @jamesrevelstoke8756
    @jamesrevelstoke8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    25:25 “it looks like she came out wrong” lmao with an immediate “can I say that” 😂 I died

    • @ellen-rd3nn
      @ellen-rd3nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      would like but your at 69 and i cant ruin that

  • @xplorerbeatz1464
    @xplorerbeatz1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “Its a work of fart” very tasteful Ian, very tasteful.

    • @biszakors8703
      @biszakors8703 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our lord

    • @m0rtred
      @m0rtred 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      she's clearly fartocholic ;( Kills me everytime, farting herself to death with every breath she takes,and that stonecold look on her face, trying to somehow coverup, masquarade the sheer preasure of it all, slowly pushing life away, out of her body.
      - Ok, done..Where's my emi?

  • @Culled
    @Culled ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God I’m so happy Ethan has evolved even since this episode

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Wendy bringing up science and physics bringing out Bill Nye to cover up her fart.

  • @dec0mposing
    @dec0mposing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    As someone who suffers from IBS I can tell you I do the Fartgate clip way of leaning often when my bowels are causing me discomfort, it was 100% her.

    • @justawallflower8349
      @justawallflower8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Brittany Hope as someone who has regular bowel movements, I can assure you that she did indeed toot.

    • @donjuan2001
      @donjuan2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      she had one cheek lifted off the seat of the chair, come on who ya kiddin’

    • @aisakataiga5200
      @aisakataiga5200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came to say the same thing @Brittany hope

    • @hollytyler6780
      @hollytyler6780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donjuan2001 whata you outta ya miiiind?

    • @crackerbarrelkid5517
      @crackerbarrelkid5517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha you should see me limping through Home Depot

  • @kayleeforster8121
    @kayleeforster8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So weird watching this in summer 2020, the whole world having been quarantined. Wild.

    • @laxx4lifechey
      @laxx4lifechey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      try being a new H3 subscriber and watching this in February 2021!

  • @ivebeenrobbed
    @ivebeenrobbed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Hila has really opened up over the years

  • @Goodluckwarzone
    @Goodluckwarzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Dude. She has NO PLACE TO BE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE’S FACES

    • @Barfieman362
      @Barfieman362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, she got roasted hard by 50 Cent. So she got what she deserved.

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      don’t know if y’all are fans of gus Johnson, but he has a great video on his channel about why wendy is a terrible person. I def recommend watching it, it was really good

    • @minananananan1842
      @minananananan1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She also has a condition that she cant fix so thats kinda rude and hypicritcal to say

    • @johnnys7875
      @johnnys7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minananananan1842 She makes fun of other people looks all the time so she should be able to take it

  • @mimigshep1445
    @mimigshep1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The irony of the way they talk about how the Chinese gouvernment treats COVID...

  • @giorgiaperotti9517
    @giorgiaperotti9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Hilas story was hilarious and everyone needs to recognize.
    A tier easy.
    I give it a 9 out of 10

  • @iangunter45
    @iangunter45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My favorite parts are when Ethan thanks Zach for laughing at his jokes backstage

  • @ghostmalone23
    @ghostmalone23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve been binging old H3 podcasts. Love this content so much. Ethan, Hila and the crew are currently my only quarantine friends lol

  • @cooperf.2132
    @cooperf.2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Countdown to Papa:
    304 hours 34 minutes

  • @soribros2300
    @soribros2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    ETHAN WE GIVE YOU THE “YOU GO GIRL” ALL THE TIME

  • @DarrenVanDam
    @DarrenVanDam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Put pizzas in a blender and have him taste test that. It'd be a lot harder to differentiate them that way and hilarious if you can get him to eat pizza shakes.

  • @benburton9602
    @benburton9602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    One time the key to our bathroom at school was a band trophy

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mines used to be a big ass clipboard

    • @ethanske
      @ethanske 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You had a key to your school bathroom? Rough.

    • @scent-bubbles
      @scent-bubbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My old history teacher uses this radio wave detector thing as his pass. Easily weighs 10 pounds and is bulky as hec

    • @benburton9602
      @benburton9602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ethan Ganske our bathrooms used to have shit in the urinals

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ethanske eventually the kids broke the lock so people could go in and out. Our only responsibility was to never talk about it or bring it up infront of the teachers or principle or else they would get it fixed

  • @bluedabadee8997
    @bluedabadee8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    We get another podcAst wtf is that 3 in one week or am I losing my mind

  • @DirEnGay
    @DirEnGay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Did Ian secretly have a kid over Christmas? He's full of dad jokes.

  • @Matthew-00
    @Matthew-00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude the fart effects were so eloquently timed during this

  • @ultrravioletta
    @ultrravioletta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    zack’s distant laughter after ethan tells a joke is my favorite part of the pod.
    edit: that bingo sheet is gold

  • @joweenie9224
    @joweenie9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:10:30 "do you have a memorial aisle?" 😂 man I love hila

    • @aimee_marisa
      @aimee_marisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joanna Idrovo I cracked up at that too

  • @arguspanoptes3853
    @arguspanoptes3853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I was expecting jaystation to just say "she was one of my best sources of Inco... She was the best thing in my life", also Wendy's fans can be called "wind riders" .

  • @lourdecanavati-simard5863
    @lourdecanavati-simard5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wow.. It's insane how this whole situation got so out of hand, and now everyone around the world is in quarantine.

  • @nadia-jv5ro
    @nadia-jv5ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    trevor noah had a "friendly interview" with tomi lahren or whatever and everyone clapped

  • @djgiga2
    @djgiga2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "What's up dream team what's up dream team what's up dream team"
    "Hilla check out this intro"
    "What's up dream team"

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God that was annoying, I literally said to myself "Ethan, if you start that clip one more time I'm clicking away" lol

    • @ononaokisama
      @ononaokisama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scott 40 minutes in its a snooze fest 😴 they’re losing the touch

    • @ononaokisama
      @ononaokisama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NoochTV it is thats why i expressed it on this open forum lol cap’n obvious o’er here

    • @michaelakatherine2431
      @michaelakatherine2431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ononaokisama thing is, no one here cares for it

    • @ononaokisama
      @ononaokisama 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maura Tull no the thing is u and the ppl who dissent don’t care about my opinion. Which doesn’t bother me. Nor impede my ability to express myself. I love the work h3h3 has done. I only criticize them cuz I think they can do better. And I hope they do because until it’s absolute dogshit I’ll continue to support them

  • @kratosatreusjoelellie
    @kratosatreusjoelellie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I swear Ethan's favourite insult is comparing someone to the crypt keeper 😂

  • @JoelStephens87
    @JoelStephens87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    the whole pod is becoming Ethan trying to navigate youtube vids

    • @pingozingo
      @pingozingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s how the old videos were, maybe that’s what’s happening?

    • @saitamashii
      @saitamashii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is what I was telling the whole time. This is still h3h3prod, but just longer lmao.

  • @stoink1292
    @stoink1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jaystation: “I’m probably not gonna post for a while I hope you guys understand”
    Also Jaystation: *posts “calling the evil toothfairy at 3am”*

  • @TheCrazyMango82
    @TheCrazyMango82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've recently over the past month started watching H3, so I'm watching old podcasts...when he started saying "so have you guys heard about the next big thing? The coronavirus?" I legit thought he was being sarcastic...so sad how much things have changed in less than a year

  • @ezraprzytyk
    @ezraprzytyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:05:57 "I'm probably not going to be posting on here for a while...." Literally two days later posts a video: "calling the evil tooth fairy and the tooth fairy at the same time 😲" I'm not even joking

  • @goblinfarm_
    @goblinfarm_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    my high school robotics teacher used a whole bicycle wheel as the keychain for his bathroom key

    • @grower-gq5yb
      @grower-gq5yb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1000000 level wizard status

    • @Yumemaru.
      @Yumemaru. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh.

    • @rickrolledtruth5834
      @rickrolledtruth5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ummmm I've had to lug a fucking cement BRICK around. So don't be dum

    • @4u5t
      @4u5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my teachers used a sombrero.

    • @lexusfranks8787
      @lexusfranks8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of my teaches used a advridge sized globe

  • @sambrooks814
    @sambrooks814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so crazy to look back and talk about corona virus before we knew what was coming next!

  • @adxtra2399
    @adxtra2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    59:16 is when they start talking about Jaystation. 12:56 wendy farts. Just doing gods work people.

  • @allisondarlene7466
    @allisondarlene7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Can we bring back everyone sitting at the table? I really enjoy that was sad when I didn’t see them around the table with you both!

    • @brandonedwards9874
      @brandonedwards9874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As cool as it is someone has to run the show haha. They have a lady doing fill in when they do those episodes.

    • @Tenaciousdomi
      @Tenaciousdomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you make something special into a norm, it's no longer special.

  • @emilyhubbard137
    @emilyhubbard137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I don't understand why Jordan Peterson is such a Boogeyman" omg that didn't age well

  • @higusdxfvgthguyjmtgfyh8729
    @higusdxfvgthguyjmtgfyh8729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Warren's at 13% she's got no chance"
    But doesn't Ethan also say Yang who's at 7% has a real chance? Lol

    • @ladyoctober
      @ladyoctober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL seriously

    • @thevasbrosproductions7099
      @thevasbrosproductions7099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shoenice Official Channel (Brazyyyyyy)

    • @dominicscheibmeir2537
      @dominicscheibmeir2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Warren is rapidly declining while Yang is slowly pulling up. I don't see your point

    • @ladyoctober
      @ladyoctober 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dominicscheibmeir2537 Iowa is on Monday, so I guess we will see.

    • @dominicscheibmeir2537
      @dominicscheibmeir2537 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ladyoctober indeed

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wendy 1st plan was "John come out here and tell these people u farted! Your gonna have to take the fall for this".

  • @JackSpasojevich
    @JackSpasojevich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    talking baout this new cornavirus oh god that hits hard

  • @Hueyhooligan
    @Hueyhooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jaystation literally did not shed one tear throughout the whole video😂 this dude is such a waste of space